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morally neutral civilian edition
qott: what do you do for work?
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>>42530401
qott: why do you want to know huh?
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>>42530401
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>>42530401
Long Term unemployed (I'm almost 30 and never really had a job. Even sucking old men's dick I did for free)
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>>42530415
because i had this image on me and that seemed like the best question related to it. you don’t have to answer
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>>42530443
i'll give you what you want don't yell at me don't hurt me please i don't have any money
i work at taco bell rn
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>>42530500
yo can i get some chips
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>>42530519
i wish, no one ever really orders them and we can't throw them out too often
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>>42530401
>qott
programmer because I'm a walking stereotype
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>>42530612
i was a cs major but flunked and meet now, so at least you succeeded in the stereotype
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>>42530401
I'm the cutest janitor there ever was, bitch
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srry i said bitch i smoked a lil weed earlier...
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>>42530655
can we smoke weed together?
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>>42530663
uhmmmm that's like indirect kissing
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i thought about having a taste of an edible earlier but decided against it
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>>42530617
oh damn I didn't even take CS, I'm an art school dropout. probably would have made me slightly better at programming though. what were you going to go into?
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who up packin they piece
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who up grabbing they gat
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packing a bowl hello janny
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https://voca.ro/1bmMBBmNljyF
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stem career worth it tho
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>>42530730
https://voca.ro/13E1V7w477Xm
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>>42530736
naw dawg i am retarded you can ask anybody
they still pay me its great
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>>42530147
the methy chuddy implosion was way more entertaining than this, this is just depressing 3/10
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>>42530769
https://voca.ro/19FlJ0ehdH5i
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>>42530774
what are you even talking about
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>>42530668
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>>42530712
that’s good though, that means we get to simp for you even harder
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>>42530796
literally me
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>>42530794
is that not neetadopters wife? well, exwife I guess
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>>42530401
>work
data analysis cuck
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>>42530811
i’ve made this joke or just showed the meme too many times in smoke circles my friends are tired of it
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>>42530831
This is so britnona coded
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the defeatism and self-deprecation stuff makes me queasy
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>>42530819
why do you even care
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>>42530835
how come everything is going great for me i just acknowledge that im actually pretty dumb
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>>42530845
because I'm a loser that never leaves mmg
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>>42530850
You made tumblrmoder shed bimbotears you fuck
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>>42530834
https://voca.ro/15whTzSxbghL
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i make the indirect kiss joke with my homies and it kills every time
also we kiss on the lips
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>>42530858
lmao sry sry
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>>42530850
lol no you're not defeatist, I meant tumblrmoder's vocaroo and everyone else's attitude. obviously if you've had such a successful career you're not even as dumb as you think but I've also had a really good career and I think I'm dumb all the time lol
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>>42530862
https://voca.ro/1iA6st3fn504
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>>42530867
https://voca.ro/1jn57rz2Xyzf
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>>42530888
https://voca.ro/1kCd4O93BhT1
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the vocacrew
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>>42530887
ask elfi i confused my left and right literally every time
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>>42530914
https://voca.ro/19Ey60L9XHNj
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>>42530936
i once got in a crash partly because i mixed up my left and right
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that has nothing to do with intelligence it's coordination
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>>42530948
kek idiet
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>>42530936
fr this girl everytime i say "Look hon on your left" she'll look right for example. I've seen her drive past the road she lives on and im like "hey isnt it down there" and she gets confused because directions. And this happens multiple times in one day
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>>42530957
my fortune telling mother telling me she dreamt i crashed the car as we were getting in was the real culprit
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>>42530964
it feels manipulative to date a retarded person
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damn I wish my mom was a huckster
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>>42530983
i'm also a retard hence my tripcode
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>>42530964
iwas just looking for the mirror!!
>>42530967
omg does she do tarot
>>42530983
i got permission from my mom :3
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>>42530992
she does! she’s also just generally onto witchy shit, like she says she has spells to make people leave you alone and such
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>>42531004
i should do a tarot reading soon
i wonder what the future holds
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>>42530401
>qott:
I'm a full time student during the school year and I'm trying to get an internship but I'll probably just work some shitty food service job over the summer.
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bump
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this is mmg we clown in this fucker, we don’t bump until after it hits bump limit
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can long face be fixed with djs. it it even worth it
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bumpposting on page 1
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bump
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my job is caregiving.

How do y'all feel about lgbt tolerant muslims? pretty common with more relaxed Muslims who arent super strict on their religion.
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the jig is up cm
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slurping soju out of an elf girls navel like i'm a dehydrated dog that hasn't seen a water bowl in 72 hours
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>>42531592
you're a fucking genius
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How come men will fuck but not kiss?
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>>42531678
ur man doesn't kiss ya? rough
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>>42531678
they’re evil
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Trans women studs?
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Trans woman puds?
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Trans women spuds?
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>>42531678
i got told not to “make it weird” during missionary when i wanted to kiss
anyways idk dude they have something to prove
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>>42531678
hello tranners i have come to tell you that you deserve to be kissed and loved
farewell
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>>42531875
that's so fucked missionary is THE kissing position fuck that guy
You already have your dick in me, stop being a little bitch
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Couldn't sleep due to overstimulation from Epstein files so I took 10mg clotiazepam and put on my pink hello kitty Pajamas. Straight MEF cis man here.
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start e or die now
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>>42531994
This isnt rep gen
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no ive never had a job because im too shy
ive seen you smile but ive never really heard you laugh
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>>42532062
>ive seen you smile but ive never really heard you laugh
is this about someone in mmg or are you like, just posting song lyrics or something?
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>>42532062
you’ve got everything noooowww ive
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braiding my hair into pigtails before bed because i’m a straight man on e
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gonna try and sleep early-ish (aka close to midnight instead of well into the am) for the second night in a row. gn mmg!!
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be me, drink a lot, wake up, ouuughhhh wow im so pretty i beyyer make sure not to look at my hips, ouuuugggggggggghhhhhhh IM UGLY!????

irms so jarring im so ugly im retarded ob yeaH
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what are y'alls favorite types of clouds
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>>42532215
i like when they look like dog knots :3
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>>42532215
big and fluffy
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>>42532215
I like when the whole sky is overcast and it acts like a big lampshade for the sun
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>>42532215
the weed kind
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Nah but it’s crazy how i dont have the hips i need to be a normal person because literally 50% of the population has hips
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>>42532256
wouldn’t be the first time we lost a coin toss
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i live in a suburb in a town that is entirely residential besides a few grocery stores and i have no car so i basically cant work even if i wanted to
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>>42532308
>”heads or tails”
>pick heads
>the coin lands heads up
>some fat latino tranny bounds up behind me rapes me and takes my coin
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don't put it in your pocket it's your lucky quarter
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Don't put it in ur aass
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I need neetbux
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I need feet
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I need him
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I need him dead
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I need him dead gorgeous
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being a visibly trans gay manmoder around woke “bisexuals” and “nonbinaries” is my favorite activity because they never cruelly enforce heterosexual social dynamics on real fags
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my hand smells like my dick and my dick smells like flowers with a hint of urea
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the tips of my fingers smell like girl frenulum
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I wash my hands so my fingers smell like soap
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>>42532835
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>>42532841
I hate cooking with tomatoes the smell gets stuck on my fingers for so long and it's such a bad smell
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>>42532847
for me it covers up the smell of shit so i enjoy to smell like old food
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sucking on ur fingertips to get every last molecule of shit
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>>42532847
i think i remember you saying this 3-4 months ago and someone telling you to wash your hands
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digging underneath your fingernails with my tongue to make sure I get all the shit
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painting ur nails to look prettyyy <3
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my right armpit smells like food
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>>42532024
it basically is
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>>42532875
and back then I would've said I wash my hands all the time. it's one of those smells that only go away with time
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im literally a homosaxual. i am a man monkey that likes to get my bum fugged wth
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>>42533033
cisgaygen is thataway
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how 2 deal with being a virgin
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thataway is a sexy word
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>wiggles eyebrows in ur direction
yeah I know what u like babe
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ok nvm it feels weird now
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fuck u
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that firefighter movie was sad you cant die youre all too hot
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having a firefighter bf would be so insanely hot but id have to be without him for 48 hours at a time and that would blow chunks
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do footfags go to hell
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I NEED A BOYFRIEND I DESERVE A BOYFRIEND AND IF I DONT GET ONE MY LIFE AND EXISTENCE ARE WORTH NOTHING OK I HATE MY SKIN
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You'll get a boy in ur life nona just make sure he doesn't care about displaying his affection for u publicly. If he won't hold your hand or kiss you in front of other ppl he's not worth the emotion
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may all straggots find a man who treats them like a real woman (an expensive piece of furniture that does the chores and sucks his dick)
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>>42533104
what are you talking about. They do weeks on and weeks off
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sometimes I want to climb out of those apartments windows and get onto the ledge and just have a picnic up there. though im scared ill fall. so maybe somewhere similar. A rooftop works too.
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i'd cheat on him during the weeks he's gone so i'm never lonely
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>>42533187
not where i live at least desuuu but a week without him would be even worse. I've already had to endure years at a time without him once he's back im not letting him go
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that genre of guy stocky, uniform, facial hair, forearmsssssss are all maga but my weakness id let one hate crime me
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I'm not politicsbrained hotness is hotness
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idc i lose all self respect when i think about guys i need him to leave me leaking
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ultimately i get it girl same
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going to bed. its nice having a house. but I wish I had an apartment or a condo that's high up. id want to sleep next to a large window overlooking the city. Itd be so nice to go full neet and watch people from a telescope 25 stories up. Maybe even find others doing the same. and write messages on our windows to have conversation.

Also im having trouble finding the term for it. But in new york movies characters are able to open up their windows in high rise buildings and step out onto a ledge with no railing(picrel) Whats the name of this area? Any help would be great. AI isnt helping :/
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when i eat pizza with other people i grab the smallest slice
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you will be creampied
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i put balls on my balls call it straight sex
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i think camera are the work of SATAN
or whoever you think is a really bad guy it’s up to you
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Some villagers in Sikhim betrayed a lively horror and hid away whenever the lens of a camera, or “the evil eye of the box” as they called it, was turned on them. They thought it took away their souls with their pictures, and so put it in the power of the owner of the pictures to cast spells on them, and they alleged that a photograph of the scenery blighted the landscape. Until the reign of the late King of Siam no Siamese coins were ever stamped with the image of the king, “for at that time there was a strong prejudice against the making of portraits in any medium. Europeans who travel into the jungle have, even at the present time, only to point a camera at a crowd to procure its instant dispersion. When a copy of the face of a person is made and taken away from him, a portion of his life goes with the picture. Unless the sovereign had been blessed with the years of a Methusaleh he could scarcely have permitted his life to be distributed in small pieces together with the coins of the realm.”
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>qott
my job is boring and i hate every minute of it
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>>42533104
that would probably be good for me
no matter how much I love someone I can't imagine I could ever handle being with someone 24/7. I need my solitude
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are you ready for the rapture? all signs are pointing to a doomsday event in the near-future, and Epstein and his cronies are clearly servants of Moloch so it looks like the bible is real after all
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99% sure I outted a trans girl in front of her mom by accident
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why would you do that?
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>>42534327
out of reflex lmao
we have to ask the patient's preferred name/pronouns so asked her if she would like to be called something else without thinking. idk if her mom heard, but she just smiled and said no
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>unironically thinking about going on a dating site to find irl friends
god i need to stop being such an evil fuck and accept that im meant to be alone
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>>42534383
did she pass or could you just tell?
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>>42534423
obviously could tell, that girl needs a bra asap
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why am i more tired sleeping 12-8 than 4-12?
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>>42534431
thats what ive been telling these hoes in this gen! people can see your damn cones!
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don’t worry nona, i’m gonna put on the bra today
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https://youtu.be/b-ynd8t2_hA
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>>42534459
if u have just started it recently it takes a while like a few weeks to shift ur rhythm to a new sleep pattern
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ugh, what a pain in the ass. i’ll try to stick with it
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my dream briefly included me sucking my own dick
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i spent the entirety of my last dream stuck in an elevator
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>>42534590
struggling with feelings of confinement lately?
>>42534573
dont let dreems stay dreems fren
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>>42534600
i’ve done it before, just not in years. i’ve probably lost the flexibility, especially in the kinda specific and weird to practice otherwise bend in the back i used
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>>42534600
im a closeted tranny of course im feeling confined
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ryoiki tenkai
manu modu
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lucky, i spent my last dream getting edged like 4 times.
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>>42534603
feels more like sucking than getting suct anyways
>>42534614
you give yourself any dedicated fem expression time?
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>>42534637
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>>42534637
Does sucking or getting sucked feel better
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>>42534687
(you) too
>>42534691
spose that depends who you ask
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>>42534518
bra on o7
hope you’re proud of me, nona
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>>42534637
i have 1 dress but its the kind of thing thats very tight so i look n feel disgusting in it so i never wear it im probably going to toss it out at some point soon
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>>42534799
try to find an outlet, it helps
endless self denial is crushing
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>>42534781
im proud :) how does it feel nona?
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>>42534841
it’s always a little weird to me because i’m so used to wearing really baggy shirts, so having something pretty tight around my torso is in the back of my mind all day
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>>42534923
you will get used to it. how tight is tight? it shouldnt hurt to breath at all or be cutting / digging into your skin.
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>>42534923
it's such a horrible feeling and I can't stand it
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makin blueberry pancakes
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>>42534942
it doesn’t hurt or anything, it’s just always there. plus it’s a sports bra, so it’s stretchy and less precisely sized
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im unlovable
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>>42534960
yeah you will get used to it, it took me like a week or two before it stopped feeling really weird. now it only feels weird if i wear a bra after not having worn one for a bit. but it goes away after like 5-10 minutes.
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I'm unlovable should I eat frozen pizza or make soup?
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>leaving your rich as fuck gf to join a polycule
you known I have nothing against polycules but that seems like deeply retarded thing to do
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remember to get cotton and not plastic bras niggas
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>>42534999
on a cold winter day like this I prefer soup
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>>42535014
who are you talking about?
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>>42534951
yummy
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sure is
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thats a fine lookin cake well done
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nasty
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>>42535103
as a home cook (which means my opinion on food matters more than others) You did a good job. Well done.
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everyone post cake
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I'm not posting my ass
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>one (you)
>filtered
guess i’ll never know
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>at supermarket
>headphones on
>bump into guy
>mumble "oh sorry"
>turns around to me
>"heyyyy are you a man or a woman"
>i awkwardly keep walking and give him a "see ya" kind of wave

FRIENDLY reminder for me to NEVER get too confident! KNOW YOUR PLACE!
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>>42535228
used to get that a lot from old people
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>>42535185
someday im sure ill curse you all with this
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okay maybe I dont belong on this board. I havent been asked that question since year 1 on hrt. Fuck. Maybe its no use. Theres no going back. might as well double down on womanhood ;_;
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givin shawty neck till she pass out
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i wish i had got to be a twink
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you ever do something so often that you can't tell if you like doing it or if you just feel like it's something you have to do?
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>>42535386
using this board
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took bica and now my agp went away and im a cis man, who are you people, whats going on
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>>42535103
Sloppa goycakes
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>>42535520
have you considered that they’re delicious?
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>>42535489
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wait i thought that was the crossdressing psycho but this guy just eats people
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>>42535781
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this is gonna be the longest lasting mmg in weeks. will it be the last one ever?
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don't get my hopes up
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>>42530401
I plug Network appliances in and get called an engineer ¯\(ツ)/¯
On E since Aug 2024, wonder if any of them noticed anything yet lol
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can you be a manmoder and babytrans at the same time
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>>42535959
waow, you only started like 3 months before me
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>>42535976
manmoder are baby trans
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lowering my E dosage from 2.5/day to some indeterminate lower numbre of the E spray to goon more to feminization and not be as satanic

t. C1SM3FM4L3
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>>42535986
i worry about the fact that since i’ve waited so long to actually begin girlmoding, i’ve worn out my “baby trans can be a little cringe at first” pass before even using it
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>>42535986
I'm not sure that the two are compatible...
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should I be raped
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how small is your pelvis
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>>42534629
tuff
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>>42534629
holy shit, manu!?
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>>42535976
theyre the same thing
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>>42535977
Hell yeah, you on shots yet?
I hated having to have like 3 pills under my tongue in the morning, was so hard to avoid morning conversation until they dissolved. Just kind of had to talk like a retard till they did... Shots are so much better!
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id date myself
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>>42536284
i started with shots. diy EV, but i’m thinking of switching to EEn or something when my current vials run out
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>>42536326
Oh yeah, having one day a week to worry about my E intake has been such a game changer... Esp when you're as add addled as me lol... Now if only the prog and the Spiro could be taken in the same frequency V.V
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Do I inject today?
I can’t remember my last dose
I’m masculinizing fully I can tell
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any other jeopardy fans in mmg?
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>>42536375
do you wanna transition or not
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twink feet huffies
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searched manmoder on twitter again and got depressed because everyone mogs me and im uniquely moided. i have no self confidence to honmode so i have to resign myself to being seen as a man for the rest of my life both in cisociety and within trans spaces (not that i would ever intrude on those irl). im missing something fundamental that every other human seems to have. im afraid that i dont know what it is so i will never be able to have it for myself. my thoughts are toxic snd the repeated act of poisoning myself is causing cognitive decline. its not over because it never even began i couldnt even show up to the start line.
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>>42530401
I empower the tyrant for a comfortable lower middle class life
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I hate mondays
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same
just get your life on track at 25 or you're fucked forever
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im 27
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im 28
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what does it say about me that i can't even find a transbian to fuck me
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>>42536534
i’ve only got a year…
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gonna make a photo card ima. few days who should it be
1. irrelevant old guy (cringe 3dpd)
2. ugly guy from my manga (princess yaoi babygirl)
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>>42531570
all faith is death
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too moided to call myself trans award
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>>42536708
2
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>>42536560
>>42536651
ngmi but feel free to prove me wrong
>>42536706
still have a chance
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>>42535999
mef isn't real
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thinking about the time i bought some wrapping papers and i turned around after paying and this guy was like “yo that’s a man” when he saw my face and i just had to walk past him because i can’t explain the intricacies of manmode or whatever i felt like an chud
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>>42536803
I-i um have a c..
no you are right i only have 2 quirks on manona general my life is bad
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i am a 38 year old hikineet
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>>42536663
I think it just says you're not even trying
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>>42536803
yeah but will i take that chance?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNSPFQpWpic
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i wish i was a woman
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page 186 always makes me cry
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would that this hoodie were a woman hoodie
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>>42536921
https://youtu.be/swlWc31gWA8
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>>42536419
I’m not a woman so
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>>42536534
im 26 its over for me fuck my life
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>be me
>woman
>becomes a man
wtf
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I am a 36 year old he/him bisexual transfeminine cisgender transsexual amab lesbian straight man with boobs on feminizing hormones
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>>42536970
dollar store gybe
listen to real music https://youtu.be/MXvy-EdbgD0
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>>42537023
we get it chuddy
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>>42537037
get these nuts, faggot
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>>42537023
i don't believe it
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>>42537055
because it's comfortable and I wouldn't look or feel good girlmoding
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>>42537055
i am a hairy ogre and not an effeminate twink
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>>42537055
i don't
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>>42537055
thinspo
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>>42537055
im shaped like a brick n i have no honfidence
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>>42537044
I'm going to pdx next week can we hangout
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brap
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I want McDonald's like a mofo rn
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mcdouble monday
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I want McDoublemoder like a mofo rn
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>>42537055
why does this girls face look ai generated?
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my ass so NOT FAT so small so tiny
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I'd stretch my hole for a quarter pounder
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imagine having hips like that oy vey
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>>42537055
I'm a man
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>>42537055
because i look like a man and depend on transphobes
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>>42537055
ill be homeless if ppl learn im trans
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>>42537297
me too! yaaaay!!
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>>42537303
Gotta love the world we live in
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>>42537297
me too sis!!
le sigh
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>>42537055
im male and gooned out and raped and useless and cant help myself and dying and a man
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I want a job but there are never any open positions that would be a fit for me
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jobs are stupid anyway
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so is living
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>>42537395
I don't want to be poor any more
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jobs are stupid but im a fat retard so i need a way to afford buying yummy food
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>>42537490
being poor is also pretty bad yeah
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>>42537514
you niggas constantly call yourselves fat when the avg bmi in mmg is like 19
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would you guys be mad at me if i killed myself?
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jobs are stupid but I'm insecure and feel like I have something to prove so I'm just going to keep working forever or until I get insanely rich
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>>42537557
how would we even know
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>>42537557
yeah I'd be right pissed
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would you date a manmoder who always wore a shirt but no pants like donald duck and always had her meat hanging out?
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no I'm not sure I would
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>>42537552
think again im practically obese
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>>42536970
thank you this was really nice i favorited this album
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>>42537027
this is also reeally nice i favorited this album also
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*ahem*
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>>42537592
>>42537621
cowkini pics NOW
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>>42537091
only if you don't mind getting axe-murdered
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We bmioders now
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>>42537651
I don't have one ;-;
>>42537679
eat food
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I was at 19.0 before I started HRT...
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Wow you're all a bunch of fat fucks
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some of us are apparently anorexic
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>>42537651
i dont have a cowkini sorry
>>42537679
can we swap
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>>42537592
>not even overweight
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how's grandpa lang, still boolin?
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>>42537696
best i can do is a spare tire wrapped around there
you seent it before
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>>42537706
im nearly obese it wouldnt be so bad but i have moidish fat distribution
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>>42537696
amazon basics tranny shorts spotted
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>>42537752
nta but are you baiting or particularly stupid
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could always lose some more i feel
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>>42537792
trying to develop anorexia huh
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Do any other moders struggle with referring to themselves as girls? Feels kinda wrong for me to try and use she/her for myself and refer to myself as a girl. Same with dressing in non masculine clothes and putting on makeup even tho I really like doing that, just sorta feels like it’s wrong for me to do that? Anyway if any other moders do this what do you guys do/how do you cope with it?
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>>42537791
im pretty stupid
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>>42537803
i have a skinnyfat beer gut, i'm not into that ed stuff
>>42537817
>how do you cope with it?
just gotta bottle it up until someone calls you out on it, then you can have a tantrum like a real man
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>>42537835
why are you doing the 'stein lean?
anything you want to tell us, foid?
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why are you posting pics here tho
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manmoder ribcage
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suit and tie moding
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>>42537612
wanna makeout
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>>42537817
closest thing i get to referring to myself femininely is calling myself a dumb tranny when i fuck something up thats about it
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>>42537817
it’s hard to reconcile my belief that trans women are women period with my inability to call myself one
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>>42537817
I refer to myself as a woman desu. I feel really infantile / embarrassed if I call myself a girl
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>>42537669
wdym
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>>42537932
it's a sort of threat, you see
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpKyjVaubIU
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>>42537939
very funny everyone knows chuddy is a submissive bottom and wouldn't hurt a fly
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>>42537817
are you not an adult
nobody on this site should be posting if they are a girl (a child)
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that's jellyfishmoder you bitch
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>>42537908
yeah
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meanwhile cis women calling themselves shit like "daddy's little toddler rape meat" and no one cares
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cis women can do whatever they want
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>>42538000
you would do the same shit if you were hot enough
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>>42537817
I call myself a man because I am one, you fucking fakemoders
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>>42538000
I think people do care I think that's a talked about topic within feminism the whole bimbo thing and what aspects are ironic or reclamation and what aspects are just leaning into patriarchy
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>>42538016
I already do that wdym
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>>42538000
>oh yeah daddy call me mai-chan and blend up my baby
what did cisfoids mean by this
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is it gay to cum to being raped
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ok i feel as though i have had this exact conversarikn at this exact moment of the year and said the exact same things. i also pointed it out. i am in a loop controlled by jannies.
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can I lose weight by adopting a foidslop diet involving things like pasta, salads and cheeseboards?
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is it gay to cum
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I'm not ready for an apocalyptic event
I wasted my only chance at life and now it'll be cut short so I won't even have a chance to redeem myself
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does anyone know if fat will come out of my stomach if i cut deep enough
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policing trannies calling themselves girls is highk fascist asf get a hobby like
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>>42538072
you can have a pickle and two olives
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i got a pickle and two olives for ya
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bmi is a huge meme bruh how are we still on this LOL
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the people want something to doompost and be negative about
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chew an almond
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i got a pickle in a pouch
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I'm pickle rick
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>>42537858
Idk nona I feel like if someone confronted me on why I’m trans but can’t bring myself to do all that stuff I’d just shut down or tear up desu. Bit of a sore spot for me for a while

>>42537915
I do the same yeah but I wish I wasn’t only comfortable referring to myself like that without an insult attached to it but it genuinely feels impossible

>>42537923
I mean not rlly for me at least. Like I think that trans women are women just not me ig and therefore I shouldn’t call myself one. Sidenote but I can’t comprehend how some people figure out they’re trans and then never question it again and immediately start referring to themselves as a girl and coming out. Like respect to them but it’s just baffling to me

>>42537930
>>42537964
Girl/woman being interchangeable here. Even with trying to call myself a woman same sorta thing happens. Idk I can’t even say “I’m a woman” out loud when I’m alone it just feels wrong

>>42537983
Please don’t be mean to people :(

>>42538020
I also call and mentally think of myself as a guy, just feel kinda bad if cuz the few people I’m out to get kinda upset when I do too much and tell me to shut up and that I’m a woman but it just feels wrong for me to do that
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im tranny rick i turned myself into a tranny
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what the fuck jessie it’s… my WIFE
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justin roiland's voices will never be outdone by the new guys
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>>42538167
if it feels wrong to call yourself a woman maybe you're not a woman you're just enby or a fem man
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>>42538167
god stop posting you're unironically a worm. do you keep posting jellyfishes bc theyre invertebrates? makes sense
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>>42537023
also non-binary
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>>42538190
>if you have trauma from growing up male then you will never be a woman you fucking stupid tranny piece of shit
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moderhater got tired of hating on someone that never replies
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thank fucking god
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>>42538126
alright post an accurate measurement of body composition like FFMI. mine's 20.5. for reference my bmi is 21.
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>>42538210
yeah kinda
there's no special gendered core of your being you're suppressing or yet to discover, you're the gender you exist as
if it doesn't feel right and you associate and insert yourself into society as a gender then you are that
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>>42538234
and participate in endless neurosis? hmm nah I'm good
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doxxmoder kills himself party
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>>42538258
>using objective measurements of your health and wellbeing is neurotic
i guess you don't get your levels checked or let doctors check your vitals either?
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>>42538092
for sure
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>>42538251
so we’re all men?
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>>42538286
nta but no I go off vibes purely
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how does a boymoder get a bf that works in finance?
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>>42538167
i feel like it means something that it only comes out of me when im worried or upset when i was at the dentist n he was blasting my teeth with the cleaner i was gripping my seat telling myself this is the tranny torture machine
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i don't believe that anyone "is" anything or that you can "be" something, that's a bunch of shizo nonsense
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nothing really exists
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permanently brain fried by years of homoerotic coded performative toxic masculinity award
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>>42538286
>objective
lol lmao. bmi doesn't say anything material about your health or wellbeing it's just a forced meme made by doctors who hate women (all of them)
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my life is super easy i need to stop smoking weed and fix it all
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i lowk hate whites but the girl i like is white pasing af
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>>42538368
yeah that's why i brought up FFMI you braindead retard
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I'm a fucking white girl addict
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>>42538396
you seem upset, go obsess about measurements to calm down hon
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>>42538396
ffmi isn't real either, don't be so mad. a bunch of "doctors" cooked that up for the same reason bmi was invented
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>>42538388
white passing is the dumbest diaspora cope ever. she’s white chica
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>>42538399
why
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>>42538430
idk there's something about their pale and ghostly skin that speaks to me. the paler the better. it's an interesting color! plus they have cool hair colors like red
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>chuddy didn't reply
she was serious about never trying a relationship again huh :/
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im an addict white girl
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i would die for a white latina
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>>42538418
>tells you exactly how much fat-free mass is in your body based on your height, weight, and bf%
but somehow it's not real and motivated by some kind of agenda
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not even joking they should make heroin otc again (all drugs should be otc but especially heroin)
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>>42538476
i'm ALWAYS saying this
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>>42538455
he*
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>>42538430
they're pretty
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>>42538468
there aren't any useful insights to be gained from knowing how much fat-free mass is in my body though? the only thing that matters is how my body looks to me, no
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brown girls lowkenuinely hotter
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>>42538303
if you're manmoding you're being a man, internally you might be keeping a candle of womanhood alight, here we're mostly being women
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>>42538516
this might as well be objectively true
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>172cm
>still feel tall
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>>42538508
ok but it provides useful insights to ME so idk why you're even arguing with me about it
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>>42538567
it's not useful to you either though!
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gun to my head telling me to date a white bitch? pull the trigger
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>>42538575
tells me how muscular i am relative to other people. that's useful info to me
>>42538601
same bro
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MORE WHITE FOID FOR ME!!!!
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>>42538601
but if you pull the trigger you'll never see a gorgeous aryan queen again... ;-; I couldn't live that life
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>>42538492
whatever
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>>42538634
nta but are you a nazi?
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do i get a mastectomy or ffs or do i move deep in to the woods
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every single person ITT is a nazi (except me)
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nazis are for curbstomping
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>>42538679
ffs
no woods you're not tuff enuff
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>>42538661
no I'm black I just really really really really fucking LOVE white girls hnnnnnnng I mean ummm sieg heil (jk but white girls hmu hahaa)
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>>42538199
I only post them cuz they’re really pretty and make me feel better looking at them when I feel like shit cuz they seem so graceful and beautiful. I’m sorry for posting them and shitting up the thread
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mf probably has a bleached account on twitter
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can I get uhhhhh tall girlfriend
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white girls always leave you for their dog :/
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gotta watch out for those fucking sneaky dogs...
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posting knot videos on wednesday
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>>42538689
ok
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>>42538710
sis is your backbone made of fucking papier-mache? do your thing and don't listen to them, there are people in here who are orders of magnitude more annoying than you could ever be capable of and they don't see a need to stop posting. if you post a fucking picture of a cnidarian fucking 4 times a day no one's going to suffer a stroke and die. RELAX
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wigger wednesday
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juggalomoder
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>>42538693
you're on the wrong board btw pol is over there
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>>42538796
is my love for white girls political? fuck me. can't do anything these days as a black person without white women telling me I'm doing it wrong
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>fuck me
yet another bottom
real shame
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>>42538836
nah I'm a top dw lia
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>>42538815
obnoxiously cringe
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>>42538815
aight bro
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>>42538815
we get it bro you're hitler
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sorry everyone packing up this bit I'll be back with better material
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older british men yelling fuck me and other faggoty expletives whilst working on their jaguar. younger british hon with a hard cock. the hon and the older man joined together beneath the lifted jag
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are you wearing a suit trainmoder?
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>>42538892
are you wearing a suit?
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nah that's britnona *wink*
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you ever been rohypnol'd by a swine??
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>>42538844
lia already has a top nona
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genuinely fiddlin my frenulum rn
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>>42538920
wat nuh uh im the top
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>>42538920
I know this I was just reassuring her
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>>42538764
>tfw out of sudden recently started being into bestiality doujins
the fuck is happening to me
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>>42538931
accept it and lean into it. soon you'll drool when you see a real fat red rocket on a mastiff or a doberman or something
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it's the daily uzi nude time already
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looking like a hostage situation
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>>42538906
>>42538908
yes, see
>>42537896
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>>42538937
straight out of abu ghraib
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man anyone mail me some cum?
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>>42539000
whatcha gonna do when you get cum in the mail >_>
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>>42538996
twink marine WATERBOARDED by islamic warrior
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>>42538937
how did you take this picture?
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>>42538937
foids out
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middle eastern men can get it
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>>42539013
cum in the mail -> cum in the male (me)
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>>42538937
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>>42539034
you gonna use a pipette and like, inject the cum into your ass or something?
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>>42539028
19th century moder don't know about timers
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turkey basting cum into my ass
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>>42538892
nona those shoes are terrible ik ur manmoding but at least have some style
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>>42539058
whos putting all that work into their budes?
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>>42539077
she's interviewing for minister of coal, be nice
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>>42539077
u should see her normal shoes
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>>42539077
my bad. i bought them years ago and no one had an issue then, and i really don’t want to buy new dress shoes when i wear them so infrequently
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>>42539056
yes.
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trainmoder is a cop: a thread
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>>42539124
good luck with your experiment...
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>mmg
>cant manspread
>gets manspreaded on
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Nigger
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>>42539112
u could at least polish them or use a sharpie on them
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I got smegma once when i was a kid and i lowk ate it
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oh fuuuck that's messed up lowk
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>>42539228
was it tasty
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>>42539251
yeah but i drink the piss of random men sometimes so take that with a grain of salt
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i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
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plate of hot grainy smegma with a pinch of maldon's flaky sea salt
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>>42538308
why
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>>42539129
libel!
>>42539137
i’ve always been anti-manspreading. blame tumblr and buzzfeed
>>42539204
nah
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>>42539399
are you actually wearing BLUE slacks with black shoes or is it just the lighting? my word. are you going anywhere important?
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>>42539228
we all did this
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https://youtu.be/UWIIPX_5rbM
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My favorite thing to do when I feel like hating myself is scroll through right wing twitter accounts and read the comments on all the transphobic posts
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>>42539399
an overcoat too patrickbatemanmoder
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>>42539467
mumsnet is kino for that kind of self harm
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>>42539417
is that bad? i thought black shoes kinda went with anything. it’s not very important though, its first and foremost a radio play
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>>42539475
well yeah, it’s super fucking cold
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>>42539483
i used to use glinners twitter for that but he went priv after the big epstein file drop
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glinner lowk my fav lolcow
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>>42539555
glinner makes the blood run fron my face because he was a prominent feature in my terf era and also he looks like he’s about to rape the camera in every picture
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hi nonas i wrote a song this time instead of jokes
https://voca.ro/18h0J5l59SUS
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fr it actually is really cold rn im having a bad time
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>>42539575
ah man i don’t have headphones on me :(
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>>42539555
hes actually hilarious he went from generic leftie to retweeting posts calling for deportations of all non whites n removing the right to vote from women i hope he kills himself soon that would be the cherry on top
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>>42539575
this slaps nona im downloading it
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>>42539575
This is great!
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guys wtf nobody told me i had to apply for a foid card
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https://unsee cc/album#BtGtHLJfoB63
suit and tie moder
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very snazzy nona
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my apartment is vibrating
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>pear shaped
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i am NOT trusting bro with my millions
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they call me the trans joji (can u tell im bored as fuck)
https://voca.ro/13B9QbSW2Gk0
>>42539625
>>42539778
kyaaaa tysmmmm excuse my crappy bass playing
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im the only REAL manmoder
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tumblrmoder can u lay down a meaty funky bass riff pls
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another pear shaped fakemoder has hit mmg
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the cut of a suit just gives u wide hips it happens when i wear one despite having no hips at all
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>>42539868
I'm not that good ;-;
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I'm a muffintopmoder
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>>42539833
thanks nona !!
>>42539851
>>42539873
are you calling me pear shaped? i am not
>>42539853
yeah, don’t
>>42539860
is wearing a suit and tie not truemoding?
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>>42539897
can u try i believe in u tumblrmoder :)
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>>42539899
me too queen
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>>42539918
mogs me
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ouuugh my pelvis and back FUCK
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>>42539137
women will sit next to me and elbow me the entire ride with zero care. when i try to squish against the wall they just encroach further into my space.
men will generally keep their arms in and try to avoid fucking with me. crazy how much of feminism is projection.
manspreading isn't real. but womanspreading definitely is! so if you want to pass make sure to touch other people without permission!
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>>42539913
okay but this might take me awhile so don't wait up
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>>42539932
do you live in an ethnic area? ive never experienced this but i knew mexicans that complained about older women acting like that
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>>42539932
moid defender available 24/7 to the rescue
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fine shyt keeps trying to buy me food, thinks she trying to build a pawg outta clay but im barely sand
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>>42540027
even sand can be made into a mighty castle...don't despair...let it happen
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>>42540089
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>>42540027
you should starve instead
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>>42539932
nope, the person manspreading on me in that picture was a cis man, and my disdain for manmoding came from my dad and brother
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>>42540105
jealous ho
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>>42540161
i've never paid for anything in my entire life AND i'm fat as FUCK

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