>>42537738
Bruh.

lol what a dumpster fire already

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>>42537801
you know you would

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i hope you're getting one before you're priced out of the market.

>>42537738
>30
>34, 35? I mean are we talking relationship or sex?

>>42537738
im 51 and regularly have sexual relations with 65 and 76 year old friends
not at the same time thatd be too much

>>42538712
>im 51
and you know about the internet? like outside of facebook?

>>42538712
boomer old hag ass nigga

>>42538747
Nta and the golden age of the web was in the 90s and 2000s. She knows the internet better than (You) do.

>>42538712
Do you have sexual relations with 20 year olds? Asking for a friend.
Also are you going after older women on purpose? Does it scratch some specific itch?

>>42538603
>I mean are we talking relationship or sex?
yes

>>42538712
please molest me

>>42539157
im just attracted to older people
the sex is really nice and pretty chill

>seeking approval from women and rarely if ever getting it
>insecure about some facial features
>probably autistic
I've just come up with the perfect scenario to silence all my brainworms. It involves a blindfold, earplugs, getting restrained and positioned so that only one body part is visible.
If I weren't acutely aware of all the things people might do to a person restrained like that (drugs, injury, other stuff), I would try it.

>>42539363
I would blow SO many raspberries on your stomach

>>42539677
>stomach
Not the body part I had in mind but okay.

>>42539751
Pervert

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>>42538712
How would you feel about dating a woman half your age?

>>42539890
I deeply regret being a shy teenager and later a shy university student. Now that I have my career, I can't afford to slut it up. Maybe I should join a BDSM club, although that might be a cringe experience.

>>42538712
>76
at that age you're using a fucking walker like stop it

>>42539975
They exercise your fingers.

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Me when someone argues with me about jews and not even one week later the Epstein file get released where Epstein call us goyim and says goyim exist only to serve jews

>>42540266
ok

>>42540266
Dad, go to bed

>>42540266
Just because you were right doesn't mean you're justified to show your ass and drag it across the floor. I just swept.

>>42540266
None of the Jewish people I know believe in that Jew superiority stuff, so I'm not going to base my perspective off a bunch of weirdo radicals and confirmed pedophiles.
That said, I find it very funny how /pol/ has been a glowie (!) Jew (!!) tranny lover (!!!) pedo (!!!!) psy-op all along.

>>42540425
Good goy now give Israel another 3 billion dollars of your tax payer money

>>42537738
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>42540644
do you like gilfs anon

>>42540695
Not especially but I wouldn't say I dislike them

>>42534494
Or you might simply be a top, maybe even stone.

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>>42535660
I don't think bunny counts as obese.
It's a shame she's such an evil woman thoughever.

>>42540944
there's something deeply unsettling about her lower half

>>42541099
she's shaped like a dolphin with boobs
it's unsettling

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>>42541099
>>42541137
I'm not seeing what you two are seeing

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for me, it's this body shape (adult).

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peak. no cap. fr fr, senpai.

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>>42541426

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>>42541099
Its the low cut underwear combined with the lack of pubes. It makes the lower abdomen look long.

Two weeks until the baby's birthday. Fuck me! It's been a year!

>>42541444
sexy butt.

yall nasty

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>>42541413
>for me, it's this body shape (adult).
Adding adult doesn't help your case...

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>>42541413
>>42541426
>>42541444
You can't date cartoons anon

>>42541631
I've seen kpop girls who like that waifu. in particular, there was a 20 yo half-aussie girl. can't remember her name though. It was something western.

>>42542431
I'm guessing you're referring to the former Newjeans member, Danielle.

>>42541444
Hot

I'm up late playing vidya and nobody can stop me!
>unless I wake up the baby
>then I'm gonna be in trouble

>>42538712
hi, i'm a man that regularly posts here and catfishes the foids (they are so dumb, haha). anyway, please reply to this post to receive my e-mail. maybe we can talk and sex?

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>>42538712
do you remember dinosaurs? did they really have feathers?

I'm back under the covers. I love it, how cold it's been. Shit, I wish it did this Every year

>>42539967
>Maybe I should join a BDSM club
They're mostly filled with bisluts and creepy moids where I am, I have yet to see a single gay woman at any sign up list for a kink event so I stay away

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>>42542537
i knew i could count on you, kpop poster.

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>>42545675
Personally my favourite hafu Aussie is Lily

I want to shave my beard and blindfold a lesbian woman and trick her into thinking her lover is eating her out. Then to mock her for moaning for a man.

Damn I also want crazy parties on an island full of beautiful women whose only job is to look nice and have sex with me. Just, you know, without all the rape and pedo stuff.

>>42545675
they always make me feel so fat. they'll be like:
>my name's jenny
>i'm 5'8 and weigh 98lbs

FUUUUUUUUUU

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>>42546167
Most k-pop girls aren't that tall and skinny. Only people like Wonyoung are. Their companies also lie about their weight. I refuse to believe I have 10lbs on women who are the same size as me.

>>42546158
Opened the thread again and realized the 'also' made me sound like I'm that troll above adding to his post. I'm not lmao. Good god.

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>page 8

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>>42549308

my fatass retard cat likes to bite into ice cream cartons. i have to lock my freezer because he'll drag them out and leave the door open.

>>42549764
has he ever closed a door?

>>42549764
you should show him how to do it. bet he could understand the point of it.

>>42549907
Nta. My cat can turn the lights on and off. It's a fucking nightmare because he does it to get my attention.

ANAL SEX
I need an older woman to fuck me in the ass soon or I will go insane

>>42549837
he's only ever opened doors. like i guess technically he's closed cardboard box flaps.

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>>42545805
Who's she?

I've said this before as kind of an arrogant observation but I'm pretty sure now my "therapist" has a crush on me. That's not her official title but same thing.
>first noticed she was appearing on multiple of my socials but not following
>remember seeing "when you get a crush on somebody you're not supposed to"
>glossed over because I though it was lesbian shit
>realize that might've been in reference to getting a crush on your patient
>remember she drank out of a mug with a pride flag and how she would change the pitch of her voice on the phone with me, really noticeable on 3-way calls
She's super hot but I'm 100% committed to someone. I wouldn't even date her otherwise, I don't get those type of ethically questionable crushes. Like teacher crushes.

It's weird. I wasn't even flirty with her or anything. I was just being my autistic self.

I haven't played chivalry in forever, I wanna throw spears at tryhards

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>>42552941
some gook

>>42554911
Link?

>>42546407
>tall Asian grils
Good lord, take me.

>>42553652
You rizzed 'em with the 'tism.

>>42537738
so blushy and flattered when this older woman told me that I was a good looking butch young woman... mommy....

>>42551627
ok, good. you should always remember. any cat can open a door, only a witch cat can close a door

>>42538712
what about 21 year olds

Have you seen Nicole Coenen yet? She's been showing up everywhere for me

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need to get groceries but i dun wanna go outside

>>42556792
no who's that?

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>>42552941
Lily from the group Nmixx
>>42555500
>tall Asian grils
>Good lord, take me.
Real

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Tall Japanese and Korean qts

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I've got an update on the state of the trad larper community on xitter. I don't know if you remember me posting about the girls fighting and calling each other whores after one of them got engaged. It happened late last year. That girl was sarah stock. the other day, it was revealed that she's been cheating for half a year, and that this started before the engagement. Apparently, she claimed to be a virgin to her current husband and demanded that he wait until marriage, even though she was getting filled-up weekly by the other guy and had sex with him the first time they met. Alpha fucks, beta bux, i guess. Pro-life on xitter, but in private, she's been having multiple abortions because they couldn't bother to wear condoms.

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I ain't reading all that

>>42557936
Oh, and the catholics there are upset about her and her husband meeting with the actual pope after their marriage, with her in her wedding dress, even though she knew it was all a sham.

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Catholic Korean women

>>42540425
>the plebs don't believe it, it's just the rich and powerful that do, what's the big deal

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>>42557320
She chops wood

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>>42558078
the glasses make her far more attractive.

>>42556704
i got a black cat that can close doors. maybe i should watch out for hexes.

My dog can open and close the fridge door. I trained her to bring me a beverage, but it's completely random which bottle she picks. Drink roulette. Except once time she got confused and brought me mustard, and I had to pretend to drink it so she didn't feel bad. Why's /clg/ all cat people, I would have thought dykes were more likely to be dog people.

>>42561092
>Except once time she got confused and brought me mustard, and I had to pretend to drink it so she didn't feel bad.
that's adorable.

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Buff lady of the day

>>42549764
they're giving ozempic to cats now did you know

>>42549764
Omg your cat sounds like a genius. My cat just knocks over water glasses she's an amateur.

>>42561735
thanks, this inspired me to do my reps before I sleep.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Et4T0i1U75w?si=jS2BGoGTWsRd1jKv

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>>42557936
Last gossip post: She posted this on the first day of her affair.

Why did the only time I posted here everyone got out their pitchforks when I said I was a butch who was a repressing ftm, as if that makes me an actual troon. I would keep these feelings deep inside and never try to put that shit on my future gf or wife. So what's the big deal.

>>42562899
sociopath

>BIATHLON BIATHLON BIATHLON
Are you looking foward to the winter olympics, /clg/? Any particular sport?

Bedtime soon, ilu. I'll be up for a bit but I gotta go put the baby down. If I don't pass out myself I'll be up