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>>42551075
Based

explain why you are delaying the portal kim

>>42551075
Disgusting where's that child's mother how are two men supposed to raise children? Who will breast feed

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>>42551075
gross and uncomfortable to look at
those poor kids

>>42551075
I lost faith in gay adoption after Sam Altman confessed to using chatGPT for parenting advice

>>42551105
Silence Alice.

No rich black daddy to get me diamonds...

bottoms should be allowed to top their tops.

>>42551105
That poor snake

>>42551127
not a tranny, sorry chaser

>>42551172
He's selfish and doesn't love you, or anything but himself if he doesn't do this

>>42551140
pretty sure the blacks mining diamonds aren't rich at all

>>42551179
the snake is happy, the gay retard is good at handling snake shaped objects

>>42551182
You spam tranny art all days, not fooling anyone, babe.

>>42551212
neither are you, slayer

i dont wanna talk about that kim

Be careful with the top to "top who tried bottoming once" to verse to bottom to subbottom pipeline!

i never was happy

>>42551233
I have no idea who that is, take your meds (the lithium, not the estrogen)

why is there a "cis" gaygen? are tbros not allowed here?

n-nani...
this branding has me kinda scared about that actually

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fucking kek

>>42551251
literal nightmare fuel
I want a top who always tops, not bc of insecurity but bc it's what he loves doing

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Can't sleep...
>>42551251
what does that meaaan

>>42551259
(don't lie)

Rugby over. At a bar with some of the team. The only guy I knew on the team introduced me to the coach and no one else then abandoned me the whole time. I kept having to grab a partner for drills and suck ass the whole time. It's a really weird way to throw a ball and I'm not conditioned at all. Not the fattest guy there tho and I'm trying which earned me some respect. I wore big ass sports glasses and was the only bespectacled person there which wasn't great. Long night. I want to leave but I also don't want to be the first person to leave. Nice to hang out with men tho. All my current friends are women or European. Next steps are subscribe to some sports newsletter and google who Shane gillis is so I can participate in conversations. Blog over. Go with God

>>42551319
any prospective sexual partners?

this texture seems to appear on organs that end up not being utilized often but when it does it is very much noticed or should be noticed.
such a weird texture.

twatter (4chan) ate my post

i just. there's all these photos and no one ever stopped once to ask who is on the other side of the camera?

>>42551279
It means that your top can become addicted to cock :/

>>42551356
nvm

>>42551281
the truth begins in lies

>>42551370
I guess part of the Mossad thing was having a photographer there at all times. I mean, I just sot of imagine someone sitting at intelligence, and looking at a camera, and finally thinking omg we could make so much money taking incriminating photos of rich men with young girls.

>>42551251
Having strong boundaries helps prevent this tragic transformation. This is why I put a gun to your forehead if you ask me to bottom for the 3rd time after telling you no the first 2 times sis.

>>42551387
do u still have scars from ur samurai showdowns

>>42551395
that's fair, but that begs the question. regardless of their crimes, ya they should go to jail, the guys extorting them should also be prosecuted. that's the biggest question. who were the extortionists?

>>42551405
based

>>42551409
one above my right eye. the ones on my wrists are from blood contracts with demons. you let them drink your blood to show ownership over them.

>>42551413
>who were the extortionists?
people who were already doing it before, and looking to scale up (israeli)
and those people covered their tracks
what's funny is of course the NSA monitors all internet in/out communication and knows exactly who and what happened but they aren't saying

I have tons of scars from fighting demons

>>42551443
won't say or got paid hush money? that's the whole deal with extortion. they could be held civilally liable for breach of contract.

idgi kim cant we just kill all the not japanese hostages (in minecraft of course)
those that have strong attachment to the hostages are the only people that even care about this whole mess and the foreigners theyre paying are kinda just bystanders

>>42551456
well, I mean I suppose he could have worked for Russians, Israelis, or both. But I guess American glowies have some reason to benefit from not revealing more.

>>42551266
there was a gay gen without cis a while ago. don’t know what happened to it

>>42551266
no. pooners are the worst of both worlds.

EW i do not want to read poetry

who the hell is this debaser impersonator anyways, he seems to just spew random bullshit

>>42551525
How?

>>42551579
old wives gossip group that shares a single monicur.

>>42551608
no dick AND no personality like any other woman.

Do any of you take effexor? How high the dose?

I think I'm going to play Minecraft to fall asleep.

>>42551579
ai's attempt to personify a farm field in ohio, if it were somehow gay

how can i (top) suss out if my bf (bottom) would think less of me if i floated the idea of him topping

>>42551622
Like most of the posters here*

>>42551671
I take 150mg but I've gone up to 225mg without any noticeable difference

>>42551673
why not just turn off the computer and go to sleep, instead of playing a computer game

>>42551698
I would be devastated if my bf asked me to top him

>>42551671
that shit made me feel weird
its been like 20 years since ive touched it, but like i still remember how odd it made me felt
why are you taking it?

>>42551725
Because I like building stuff, the music is relaxing, and my brain craves stimulation.

if your top doesn't treat you like this, does he really love you

>>42551774
You are really disgusting

i like when my top gives me a pedicure.

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I literally can’t go more than 4 days without jacking off. Every attempt to results in me being pent up and agitated.

>>42551754
do you build things irl
Minecraft isn't particularly stimulating to the brain, you could try factorio or baba is you or children of a dead earth or modded ksp1, those are really fun and good for churning the brain meat

>>42551726
heteronormative brainworms are draining your soul away

>>42551795
that's normal

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>>42551786
what makes you say that :(

>>42551795
maybe you could replace it with another activity, like exercise or brewing tea?

Hetnormal is the only thing that makes sense and comfortable. The bottom is not more masc then the top. The top isn't fem at all. The top is not submissive. But this is my opinions.

Tops should serve bottoms. Treat us like princes

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what is this kind of relationship called and how do i get a cute filipino boyfriend?

>>42551840
I like it, it's a very comfortable dynamic. yin and yang etc

>>42551814
Your art, your romanticize abuse and rape, your personality usually

>>42551622
Sounds like you haven't met any normal trans men if you think that!

>black ICE officer accidentally misgenders tranny
>lefties triggered call officer a nigger
Lmao wtf

>>42551871
ok but the romanticizing isn't for harming others, it for others harming me. it's a lot of cope too
is this timur lol

>>42551881
they're standard nlogs

>>42551885
pls be real

top and bottom are pseudo-transgenderism

>>42551859
its called fetishization bc white gays are either too racist to date outside their race or are only dating outside their race purely due to a fetish

>>42551903
Again.. you haven't met any normal ones. (Or any? Assuming all of these views were formed from seeing the bottom of the barrel, online-only.)
Any trans man that'd be open about being trans isn't a normal one imo.

>>42551885
The guy who called him that was black, the full video shows him as the car speeds away

>>42551928
That makes it OK lol

>>42551919
I've known a fair amount of tifs irl, and they're all pretty similar. I've not met one tif who actually came off like a guy, the same way I've never met a tim who seemed like a woman

>>42551949
they are an easy and quick fuck though, I love TiFs for that

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When you fall asleep holding hands with your bf.

>>42551919
There aren't any normal ones, either ftm or mtf, because there's nothing normal about chopping off your body and subjecting it to chemical procedures to become something else. It's called self-hatred and being unable to accept who and what you really are.

what the fuck does tif stand for

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Hi gaygen :)

>>42551988
Oh.. you need therapy to identify the source of all that vitriol.

>>42552004
More gross each time you post

I will travel back in time and destroy the habsburgs

>>42551994
trans identified female

>>42552004
daddy

>>42552010
Nta
Im not a very big fan of trans especially mtfs but gaygen gets extra triggered by vagina havers

>>42551988
I think the one to know best who and what they are, is they themselves. You sound like some religious nut lol. Like. There's nothing normal about sticking your dick in another dudes shithole. Your dick was meant for pussy. You need to accept that

>>42551994
Trans identified female means basically a girl on testosterone

>>42552020
That "daddy" is a bottom, fyi

>>42552020
>>42552030
where did this term originate and why
what happened to ftm or pooner

>>42551338
One gay guy moving to Montana in may. All unfortunately mustachioed as is the trend in new england. A couple that will probably make good friends tho

>>42552036
nooooooooo

>>42552048
it's a non-misogynistic way to refer to afabs who are trans
ftm is imperfect bc they're not actually becoming male, so it's just wrong. pooner is obviously just misogynistic

>>42552048
They wanted to make up a word to be even more unnecessarily cruel, so maybe they'd feel better that their parents hate them.

>>42552056
Only* gay guy. Seems as though it's a one-in, one-out system. Which I can understand

>>42552075
i had a feeling it was terfspeak

>>42551994
Old file system. We typically use PDFs now

>>42551994
Tranny I'd fuck.

>>42552088
It is 100%. No group is misogynistic (& misplaced misogynistic) like cis gay men lol. Weird as fuck when you think about it.

>>42552075
who are you? are you an actual tif posting here? why?

>>42552088
terf itself is the wrong word, they're radical feminists and radical feminism has a lot more going on than being critical of transgenderism

ice agents are mostly just chuds

need more haribo lewds

>>42552113
Its funny because many cis gays have a attitude like sassy women, and complain about douching the ass, and need men to be shaved smooth......... hmmmm

>>42552010
>>42552028
Because nothing says "I love myself" better than modifying and tuning your body like a sports car because you don'tfeel comfortablein your own skin, right?
lol

Like who threw the first brick @ stonewall again

>>42552130
You always should try improving yourself to be happy in your own way

>>42552130
Well retard the whole point is that they DONT love themselves..? They (most anyway) then have the agency and tenacity, and GUTS to change and grow in the needed ways, because they WANT to have that self-love.. I shouldn't have to explain this concept.. What strain of autism do you have?

I miss when trannies were self-aware enough to know they where freaks. Less pity party more actual party. Nowadays the delusion and whining are just too much to hang. Shame.

>>42552143
why are you here and not on Tumblr or bluesky or twitter

>>42552149
With a scalpel? Lol there's no reason to speak with you people. Your worldview isn't based on anything but delusion. Not even emotions like women, just delusion.

>>42552036
I'll become a strict top for him owo

>>42552195
I'm not woke enough for there, and I guess too woke for here.. I'm lost... where's a racist but lgbt woke faggot like me meant to go..

>>42552240
Just dont talk about trannies here. It angers them loll

Are you guys going to whinge about trannies all night or are we gonna talk about fucking dudes?

>>42552240
you can't say faggot, that's our word. you can use dyke or tomboy or something

>>42552223
*says with his penis in some guys shitty poopy prolapsed asshole, thinking thats perfectly normal too*

>>42552149
>>42552180
It's mental illness, plain and simple.
No man nor woman has to "improve" themselves to become a man or a woman, respectively. They already are. They don't need therapy, meds, surgery, training, etc.; they are what they are.

>>42552260
You fuck any dudes lately?

>>42551075
I was in psych ward for being suspected of being a schizo (I have adhd and looooooveee transgression) and they took my fucking ritalin (I regularly snorted it and want to go back to it asap). Only to then call me autistic, give me serotonergic amphetamines, focalin as well as antidepressant (once) after which they threw me out (jk I literally walked off after asking nicely) and told me to fuck off to being hobo

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>>42552260
It's gaygen, what do you think?

>>42552285
That's nice thorny.

>>42552195
A black polish immigrant transwomen called Cezary Bartekowsky

And why tf are you arguing with no one about trannies again?

>no one:
>"... AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE ABOUT TRANNIES?!"

>>42552312
Can't get them off his mind.. makes you think.

>>42552307
Unfortunately I'm not a warlord, but shitza (did he finally got on e and lost weight so I can blow his back) knows me well enough and so does holdie, doesn't he?

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>>42552350
>>42552312
It's the number 1 topic of gaygen. And if you annoy them, you're a tranny !

>>42552312
>>42552350
Lol. You trannies came here to tell us why we shouldn't add cis to the OP and that we should treat you with respect.

The real trannies were the friends we made along the way

>>42552268
See what I mean folks

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Life is too short for hate. Just relax.

Be like my cat. He takes bathes by the heat vents when heat turns on.

>>42552286
I think they think they're impressive.

>surrounded by "straight trans women" who believe they are former gay men
>stuck in a one-thread ghetto, zero other threads about gay people, all other threads are about being trans
>trannies believe gay men can enjoy dating women if those women have "transitioned" into men
>trannies believe estrogen cures homos and turns them into straight women
>but hey imagine commenting on that odd strangeness of being outnumbered 1000x1 by people who want to chemically cure your kind
>haha UR the weird one

>no no no! everyone has to agree with me and play into my delusions!!!!!

You guys are dramatic, acting like women.

I'm thinking about roasting a chicken, what are you guys up to?

>>42552467
At least we know we're not

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>>42552468
Watching ALR comps because I can't sleep.
>>42552476
Very proud of you

>guys if we appeal to victims of religious psychosis they totally won't massacre us at the earliest convenience like they have throughout history

>>42552467
the idea that men can have girly behavior but not be women blows most people's minds
nobody thinks you can be a feminine man
they just see woman or man

>>42552468
any tips?
I've been meaning to try to imitate the rice bowl they do at the vietnamese place
i got seitan (im bored of meat), rice noodles, cilantro, peanuts, and lettuce
I couldn't find mint I guess I should have gotten basil

>>42552468
That was my lunch. And a sensible green banana for dinner. Currently making minicorn muffins for a chili cookoff tomorrow. I'm not thrilled with my entry. Tastes good but came out super soupy. That's what using a new recipe will get cha I suppose

>>42552491
If the choices are deal with modern trannies or go back to 50s era gay repression I know what I'm voting for

>>42552511
I was pointing out fags that complained ftms always act like women, yet so are they

If any of you put edamame in your chili please remember to thank Timur

>>42552537
no, they act like feminine men, they have attributes of female AND behavior, but are male dominant, ftms are female dominant masculine women, we are not the same

most people cannot comprehend the idea of being intersex but closer to your birth sex, society doesn't allow this to be discussed

i just think it's crazy how they're spinning it. they're like ih it's who knows what's real and what isn't. it's all bs. the guy's not a pervert, he just kicked the other guy out for being a creep. buddy. it's very clearly documented that they were close associates. it's like they refuse to live in reality. jesus christ.

>>42552511
Use a huge bowl. Add 5 different kinds of protein in, drink alcohol and party like a viking warrior.

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studying for my doctorate in fat studies

I keep replying to the wrong posts, I think dementia is finally setting in :/

>>42552561
Yes they are the same in personality
A fem personality is a fem personality

>>42552566
Lol what a bunch of meaningless shit

>>42552589
t. autistic person who cannot grasp nuance

>>42552566
Why is obesity censored?

Theres nothing wrong with the term trans identified females they are literally female and trans identified

>>42552589
A man with a fem personality is a man the same way woman trying to imitate a man is woman.

>>42552468
Lying in bed wondering what love must feel like

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is this too much?

>>42552624
fuck off nazi

>>42552610
Nope not autistic. I think you also not understanding what I originally said anyway.
>>42552619
Personality not identity you donuts

>>42552611
I really wanted to ask too but there cannot be a good answer.

>>42552626
Yeah, I normally love thighs, too...

>>42552627
Why did you say that?

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>>42552624
There is no better feeling, and nothing can hurt you as long as you love each other. It makes me believe in the soul.

>>42552611
It's ragebait parody of libtard fat positivity.

90 IQ boyfriend

>>42552685
Right here

>>42552685
90 lb boyfriend

just because i watched the jack smith deposition live for 8 hours doesn't mean i'm autistic.

it means i have no life.

Fine... 115iq boyfriend, but with adhd or something to make him seem dumb.

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>>42552747
Do multiple concussions count as a dumbing factor?

I'm gay identified.

>>42552765
What happened?

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Trying to find red panda experiences in zoos in states near me. They all expensive and you can't even get to pet one or hold.

>>42552804
the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club
the other rule is you decide your own level of involvement

>>42552804
Life. I'm a lil scrambled sometimes but as long as you're quick to run out of reach and dont mind double checking the stove's off, we'll do fine

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>>42552654
>>42552639
>>42552611
>>42552603
Um it's not a joke...
https://journals.library.torontomu.ca/index.php/excessivebodies/article/download/2350/2254

How the fuck it is up to $620 to see up close a red panda?

>>42552868
cuz its niche
just go to the shelter and get a cat like a normal

>>42552883
I have 6 cats

>>42552901
Lol of course you do

>>42552857
>.ca
Gross

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>>42552901
why the fuck would you need so many?!

>>42552959
Want

>>>/ck/21865925
For the chicken roast anon

accidentally jabbed myself with the used needle from Ozempic cuz im an idiot
I did buy a sharps container but it hasn't arrived yet. I didn't realize I needed one.

>>42553052
trip on shiza, we all know the power of your fatness can withstand even ozempic

sometimes i shiver when i think about gay sex, and then my nether regions ooze in excitement.

>>42552747
My IQ is probably 130-140,ish and I have autism and ADHD

I love my bf and cats so fucking much

somebody should dox guru already

Onions una perra en calor.

Why inane fuckers call me straight for being gay and only liking androgynous/feminine men and transwomen with cocks?

delta reminds me of the cult classic italian movie cannibal holocaust

where would you take him for your first date?
i'm thinking taco bell :)

I wonder what red pandas smell like

feeding delta' nazi ass to a herd of hungry red pandas who have not eaten in days

>>42553245
They don't eat flesh, they're evolutionary retarded

>>42553245
Omg this would be so scary

delta should open up an island where he can traffic all the gays

i wish i could find him

I fucking hate all of you.

>>42553326
who?

>>42553365
my love

Do you support trans rights?

i feel fat..

>>42553384
no
they are literal products of israelgpt pedostein psyop, who also simp for islam (the religion that endorses pedophilia)

>>42553384
I support ANYTHING! Where do I sign?

>>42553382
you won't
nobody ever does

>>42553486
i'm saving all my love for him.

Couldnt eat all my 5am chicken. Too full.

Go ahead, vore me

I dare you

>>42553577
I used to get Peruvian roast chicken and I would get it with yuca fries, plantains, and that orange sauce that's mayo with chiles
I wish I could find a husband who can make all that at home

>>42552566
AIDS is better than this shit man I hate queers

You can't win the hearts of people by being an asshole.

Is deltoid here? I have a british question for him

If you knew that every animal you ate was you in another life, would you change your ways?

>>42553733
wdym every animal? that's not how reincarnation works, anon

>>42553768
I didn't cite some belief system. I asked you if you knew you were every animal you ate, would you change your ways?

>>42553817
no, because if every animal was me, then being me would lose it's value

>>42553852
Not every animal. Just every animal you ate. If you eat no animals, you are the end of your line. If you eat 10 animals, that's 10 other lives.

How did you illegals sneak into the US?

>>42553891
i eat a lot of animals, so that wouldn't change anything for me unless they come back to haunt me as spirits like in the mgs 3 river segment

meow meow mreeeow ;3

>>42553596
thoughts on weight gain caused by vore?

>>42554120
Kinda hot ngl

Sometimes I think gigi anons are pretty crazy but then when you take a look at the rest of this board we're relatively quite sane.

Bitches aint shit and they dont know nuffin a hundred motherfuckers cant tell me nothing

I'm stuffed. Can't eat another bite.

learning more abt the epstein emails rn and having another existentional crisis rn

Why do girls like vore?

>>42554273
Im gonna eat you

I'm actually convinced autistic people are sociopathic by nature and lack any sort of empathy

>>42553337
but why though?

>>42554283
Sounds like a conclusion someone without empathy would come to. Are you autistic? Did you know the actual hallmark of autism is obsession with your own perspective and the belief other people must share yours?
>>42554277
I'm pineapple. I eat you too.

>>42554300
No, I just had to deal with an autistic guy for work and it was pretty awful.

>>42554283
there is a subset of autists with hyper empathy

>>42554311
I'm sorry. I've had to deal with lower functioning autists at work before. I tried to make adapting to other people a game for him but as you might expect he couldn't tolerate doing anything but his way.

>>42554283
thats basically the definition of autism
they have no theory of mind so empathy is impossible

like atp if i hear about lizard people, aliens or nephilim next week i will be taken aback but i will not be shocked, it rly feels like reality is crumbling rn, theres actual jewish pedophile cannibal cabals running the world, cloning humans talk, lsd induced dialogues with demons like what the fuck what the fuck

>>42554283
I read this as arthritic and thought of my cunt sister with arthritis.

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glad I'm not autistic
not glad to be having a migraine rn

>>42554349
alex mccord!!!

>>42554345
There really is no need to combine antisemitism in with all of that insane shit. Really.

>>42554326
>he couldn't tolerate doing anything but his way.
Yeah, this was pretty much my issue, too. Every time I tried to explain something to him he just started to ramble about why he belives the opposite thing without even acknowledging my points.

>>42554349
I ate a bunch of red apples recently. Seemed to help my migraines.

>>42554357
im not antisemitic, this is a clear subset of jews, jewish fundamentalists have dubious ethics but they speak out against israel and mossad

>>42554369
I have no red apples :(

>>42554357
where do you think you are

>>42554377
Next you'll be telling me your not lizard people phobic. I'm dubious.
>>42554388
It's such a step down. All those crazy things have you thinking they might be a really entertaining wacko and then they turn out to be a pathetic racist? So disappointing.

Favorite Metal Gay Solid game?

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>>42551859
>>42551910

Why did that White dude choose an ugly Filipino when there are ton more hot Filipino especially in the provinces which were thickly settled by Spaniards? Some of which inherited blue or green eyes from them? And having that it in a tan skinned body, is fucking hawt!

>>42554452
wonder if we have any filippino anons

>>42554490
Im Filipino and I like to eat white guys poop.

>>42554443
https://gaymes.net/metal-gear-solid-x-hard-snake/

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>>42554521

Hey there cutie, Flip boi, are you from one of these areas?

>>42554490
Apparently there is one, now.

>>42554550
now this... is gay culture

fili croon gives me the creeps

When you are lonely and full of despair
Things aren't half as bad when somebody cares

sex with men

>tfw bf wants me to rim him
I don't want poo on my tongue, I don't care if he's cleaned there's no way it's 100% sanitary
the whole concept is gross and a huge turnoff

>>42554699
>there's no way it's 100% sanitary
neither is kissing lol?

>>42554699
it's hot if they're fem and smell of roses, would only ever do it with an actual bf though

>>42554611
playing that game should be a prerequisite for posting as a fag on the net honestly

why are private equity firms so hated?

>>42554739
what are they?

What's wrong with cucking if everything involved is white?

>>42554935
reality isn't black and white, but cuckolding is

>be monogamous with bf, great relationship
>every time we sex he has to dirty talk about him or me having sex with other guys
>despite this bothering me a lot (he knows) I tell him to look for a 2nd bf or fuckbuddy because I want him fully satisfied
>he assures me he won't and he's not interested
>but he also says he could love 2 people at once and finds it very hot and beautiful
>I avoid sex sometimes because I really hate the dirty talk he requires
>he says the lack of sex doesn't make him love me any less

>>42555129
are we supposed to find the clue?
is this funny in a retarded way?

>>42555139

I'm venting. Ignore it.

How do you even get in a dildo? Cant get it past like 3cm and it feels extremely uncomfortable

>>42554699
a little poo never hurt anyone !
also the tiny flakes are covered in lube and dont taste like shit

tired of furry bullshit

>>42555265
how do you even poo?
fingers first, dont squeeze

>>42555265
Relatedly, this but for sticking my finger up my bum

Even with spit it just feels weird and I can't get deep

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>>42554521

Answer my question here Flip boi!

>>42554578


I also posted a similar post, here.

>>>/sp/153261461


I'm the American over at /sp/ thirsting for Flip Dick. I want to do the Feel-a-penis, I mean Philippines.

:3

>>42555282
no he's trying to get in it, can't you read?

>>42555290
difference? getting it in is easier and more comfortable than out

>>42555284
spit
is not
a fucking
lubricant

>>42555293
he asked how to get in a dildo

>>42555275
Then don't look at it

my morning wood today woke me up early cause it was sticking out in a painful way... i tried jerking off and couldnt finish :| first time in years... probably flu

>>42555294
I can't get it in at all without it though so it at least kinda works

>>42555304
whats the point? masochism?

>>42555265
lots of lube, take it slow, don't be a size queen
and relax

>>42555304
Idiot

no shade but mine can grip up 6 inches no effort

>>42555301
oh, okay then

>>42555318
we know, we can smell it from here

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>>42555320
What about red pandas?

>>42555311
Oh it doesn't hurt at all. Doesn't feel like anything really

>>42555315
rude

Wake up Ameriiiccccaaaaaaaa

>>42555329
>Doesn't feel like anything really
thats how sizequeens are made

>>42555350
is sam altman executed yet?

bottoms, what cock size would you want your ideal bf to be?

>>42555350
Begin to return to your full waking consciousness now. Begin.

>>42555350
reminds me of the "wake up joe biden" guy

>>42555350
> Good Morning, U S A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFBZ8RL07BY

We gotta leave before Murrica wakes up

>>42555428

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Why are most of you faggots like this?

>>42555425
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!

>>42555436
9 11 part 2?!?!? cant wait

>>42555442
No, you're supposed to say "The sun in the sky has a smile on his face" You fucked this up >:(

>>42555457
american dad was the death certificate on amerikike culture
its incomprehensible garbage

>>42555477
You're just too polbrained to appreciate comedy. Sad!

>>42555265
We need to put an anal guide info doc in the sticky... Get a couple plugs and some lube, stationary penetration is best until you can actually relax your hole.

Having a sadistic top feels so good.