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qott: olympic curling starts today are you excited?
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>>42554459
>qott: olympic curling starts today are you excited?
Don't care at all but cool if you do
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What?
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>>42554477
which part is confusing to you? You are a retarded annoying cringe larptard goy much like the one on this video.
https://youtu.be/EI8eNjJnEJM
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>>42554485
why are you being mean to me though :(
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No chill
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i didnt even know the olympics had started
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>>42554505
why would I have any reason to be nice to such a lowly being? Do you mind your ps and qs with cockroaches?
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A girl was talking to and really liked told me she wanted to learn how to do clown make up and I encouraged that, I thought it would be really cute
I didn’t ask what the application was, like are we going out and you’re wearing the make up? Is this just for around the house?
I should have asked but I just wanted to be supportive (she would def look cute in clown make up)
>>42554522
Me either
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oh fuck new thread. i'll repost what i said in the old thread because i spent a lot of effort on it, what the fuck even is a .qt file and why does my phone export those from screen recordings.

incredibly funny how instagram chat doesn't have spoilers but it has "gift messages" which are basically the same thing. except you click open the gift wrap and what's hidden inside is someone's horrible childhood sexual trauma. it's very funny

>>42554459
no not really. i'll watch xcountry skiing and biathlon at some point probably.
>>42554042
ohh yeah they're lovely. aside from the hip restaurants, the one in my town has a cafe where the average age of patrons is probably above 70 and it's my fave place to hang out and just peoplewatch. old people have some really interesting beef, there's like rivalling groups of them and shit
>>42554062
i wish we had in n out. grass is always greener i guess.
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holy fucking shit I really liked this movie as a kid what is peoples problem???
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>>42554539
Welcome to the dark carnival homie
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Ugh. I can't sleep. What movie should I watch? I tend to watch movies when I can't sleep.
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>>42554547
Is this like a juggalo thing?
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I was a waifufag for the curling girls on /sp/ in 2010.
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>>42554539
it's like fashionable lately. there's a gay bar I used to frequent which, for whatever reason, had a very strict no clowns policy (???) so most nights you would see a group of sad looking clowns drinking in the street in a doorway just down the road cause they got rejected. always beautiful
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>>42554459
Is curling like bowling? Looks funner to do than watch
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>>42554557
summer wars!
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>>42554557
What kind of mood are you in?
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Kind of obsessed with blaire right now. Those doe eyes.
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>>42554563
What you describe sounds like a painting in a grandma’s spare bedroom
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>>42554459
qott: never really got into curling. it's pretty popular here for whatever reason though. maybe I'll take it up to impress a girl or something
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>>42554557
Starship troopers.

I'm doing my part
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>>42554574
that's pretty much the gay bar experience
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>>42554564
More like lawn bowls. Closest to the centre at the end wins, and you get a point for every stone of yours that's closer than your opponent's closest.
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Songrequest
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>>42554557
watch L'Année dernière à Marienbad, it's kinda not that interesting because it's pretentious french new wave cinema but at least for me it's very comfy. and it looks pretty.
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>>42554546
You probably have bad taste
And the child's mind is easily entertained
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>>42554589
no it's just a good fun movie if you aren't a sad sack of boring feces
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>>42554594
You will always be an irrelevant nobody.
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>>42554587
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pTCp0kJYF30&si=U_4bENRL5qNFfmOG
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>>42554598
who are you?
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>>42554604
A nobody
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>>42554582
That sounds pretty chill. Cocoa and curling
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>>42554579
Isn’t odd that there was an era in which -expel spent their hard earned money buying prints of paintings of sad clowns
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>>42554546
Which movie?
>>42554577
That is such a great one
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>>42554459
i'm always amazed by how silly some sports are. i find all sports a bit silly when people get serious about it but some sports are definitely better than others. curling is like any other dumb retarded hobby like stamp collecting; even if you actually won olympic gold it would be more cringe than cool cause it's fucking curling mate. why don't you get good at something impressive instead, like making music, or if it has to be a sport then at least make it football or archery or something, anything that isn't embarrassing
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>>42554626
being good at curling is impressive than being a soundcloud rapper
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>>42554629
yeah, if only barely, but if you're a soundcloud rapper then you failed at the "get good at music" thing, duh. write a fugue for once in your life
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>>42554600
Fucking great pick anon
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>>42554617
i find nothing odd about that. if I had an opportunity to obtain a print of a painting of a sad clown I would grab it with both hands. that's kino. i love that shit
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>>42554626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53w9E774fGE
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>>42554589
oh hey vt is here
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>>42554636
Another?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gQtKJbptcns&si=4MAeaJE_D1rZQ-xz
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>>42554587
https://youtu.be/iq2mjYBXAZI
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>>42554600
Good taste
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>>42554626
cannot think of a sport more cringe than archery. if someone told me they won Olympic gold in archery I would laugh in their face
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>>42554650
i placed silver at the Sochi Olympics. i don't like to talk about it
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Bronya is the team slampig for the glasgow curling club
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>>42554650
u when a sport doesnt have guns or a ball in it
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>>42554638
I am not one of those people who don’t like clowns but I would never want this kitschy shit in my house
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>>42554644
Another banger. I've got a deep cut of my own in return:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Tj_fHg2hE
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>>42554625
tween movie called standing ovation
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>>42554587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vLH5YVZLw
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>>42554650
Are you her
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>>42554650
Archery is so aesthetic
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>>42554657
The Glasgow curling club are actually deeply in my debt but that's another story. if anyone ever needs a curling related favour you know who to ask
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>>42554664
>tween movie

Yeah know wonder no one liked it
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>>42554662
yeah maybe you're right that one is kind of mid
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>>42554669
is that u

what do you look like - i see you on the board
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>>42554640
i mean exactly

>>42554650
you're weird, archery is cool. it's a shame i can't do it because of my bad joints. fencing would be cool too if the rules weren't so pussyfooted and so incredibly far removed from actual fencing
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>>42554669
I don't know who that is. No. I have big tits and nice hair
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>>42554679
you have such a beautiful mind
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>>42554663
Interesting track, I like it.

https://youtu.be/UB34ondVsT8?si=psJSWD_q919U47D4
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ripsquad ripsquad ripsquad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Si3dKB4Co
greatest beat of all time
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>>42554674
ur so cool and edgy bro
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>>42554681
She posts quite often
Her name is Soph
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>>42554650
This is by fair your astronomically shittiest take.
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i always forget there are youtube videos of things other than women farting and get really disappointed when i click these links
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>>42554678
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>>42554701
are you a repper chaser or something
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WE FUCKING LOVE ARCHERY HERE GTFO
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No fucking way the Asian lolcow started posting in this thread, oh my fucking god. This thread is actually so fucking bad it's crazy.
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did someone reply to me and then delete it kek there was like a red dot in the right sidebar that vanished when i refreshed the page
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>>42554692
>greatest beat of all time
>generic trap beat
bro literally anything is better than that shit
https://youtu.be/Ccidm4djKaM?t=116
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>>42554708
Correct.

https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I?si=u3YXEo5MBNK9kfbh
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>>42554696
I wake up, there is another...
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I'm not particularly good at archery. The people I would regularly do it with were all better than me.
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>>42554706
be nice to her, she doesn't know how long her hair can get before people suspect!!
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>>42554713
Have you ever had a Jagerbomb?
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>>42554688
Ilychay track cuz. Hadn't heard it before, I like em'
How long you wanna keep this going? Not aussie but I dig this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Bxhhmm0FA
or if you want some aussie gutter rap from a tasmanian shardhead. He can rap but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOv9lnW1L1s
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>>42554713
Hi idk but have a (you)
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>>42554718
The Golden Horde of bow-wielding chasers and our tranny steeds
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>>42554727
oh that poster in that server *is* you i thought so lol
no i have not
>>42554731
thank you anon <3
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>>42554684
who the fuck are you
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>>42554650
i love archery. when i was a kid i was incredibly bad at absolutely everything involving physical activity and got bullied for it but i was really good at archery
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>>42554706
No just chaser
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>>42554742
Based
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>>42554733
It's a mixture of Jagermeister and Monster.
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>>42554715
There's beauty in simplicity. Plus this track was made in 2014 so way ahead of the game. I like the track you linked though.
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>>42554749
we're supposed to be adversarial, try again with more insults
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>>42554744
thanks <3
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>>42554745
It's usually Red Bull.
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What's the Over/Under on Discordia being a transbian?
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https://voca.ro/13RGVkuWNu2E
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>>42554753
>we're supposed to be adversarial
that's why i hate 4chan. that and the chuds. like can people just chill
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>>42554753
I'm chilling and linking tracks tonight. S'pose I could tell you to go fuck yourself though
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>>42554758
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i'm shipping buggy and discordia
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>>42554764
better
>>42554763
good image
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>>42554696
no hate she looks like she has a great personality but I had the name first so she should probably change it
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>>42554697
thanks I'll one up it soon
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>>42554761
i thought it was gonna be a cute tranny voice
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>>42554730
Kia ora te whānau

Unless I'm reading the vibes wrong lol

It's a shame, none of the real g's in Tassie are any good at rapping. But that was a good one lol.

I love some of the drill produced here in Syd and SEQ.
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>>42554741
what's with the tourists today did someone forget to make a new /mmg/ or something... show a little respect you're talking to the #1 top bitch sixteen months running of the tranny chasing thread on the racism website
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>>42554743
you have some dsl's are you southeast asian?
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>>42554742
i was the exact same way... i wish i got to do it more it's really fun
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>>42554769
come on she's pretty
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>>42554732
Stop it cap, you're making me miss daddy :(
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>>42554789
daddy genghis?
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>>42554788
LMAO I'm sorry im just in a weird mood she's really pretty for sure. i wish my hair was that silky I need to go get it cut
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>>42554771
Say something incredibly media illiterate and you'll that the archery one in no time.
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>>42554774
Here you go anon
https://voca.ro/15xjFoElTgu5

>>42554779
I'm a fellow aussie :)

So do I, we actually have some pretty good shit being made here surprisingly enough
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fucking curling
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>>42554789
Giddy up!
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>>42554795
I wish someone would make a movie about a girl boss from the city going back to her hometown for Christmas and falling in love with her childhood sweetheart and deciding to leave her career and independence behind
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>>42554797
Post the daily Aussie joke for Discordia
Or just sing Waltzing Matilda for her
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>>42554669
need this fag to suck on my balls after a stinky gym session
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>>42554808
Boy do I got a network for you...
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>>42554793
How can I miss that which beats within my breast anon?

No I mean chaser daddy.

>>42554803
He is rather talented at mounting.


>>42554797
Fuck yeah. I'm from Logan, but 32 isn't my slogan lol. But I grew up in Sydney's West and inner West. I remember when Span pulled that knife shit at school. I went to a different school though... Everyone went stupid.
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I'll cash app you 5 dollars if you call Discordia the N-word and tell her to kill yourself in an aussie vocaroo.
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its wild that regardless of when i check this thread there's always some tripfags that are in here typing at all times
could be 4am on a tuesday
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>>42554745
that sounds bad
>>42554756
that sounds less bad
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>>42554814
can you please settle for me doing that instead
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>>42554797
Is there an aussie red neck? If so do they have a moronic accent? Genuinely curious
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>>42554838
There are a few kinds. You'd not understand what they're saying though.
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About to clock into a 21 hour shift man I really should've been better in school
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>>42554814
Woah, I don't know if she's ok with ppl saying that
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>>42554836
sure if you're mid or cuter
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>>42554835
They're pretty bad honestly, but I'm also a lightweight and hate the taste of alcohol.
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>>42554833
I'm employed by Mossad to post here full time. they let me sleep for three hours a day, during which time my posts are generated by a large language model trained on the works of Andrea Long Chu
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>>42554809
Need to rack the brain for another one I haven't told

>>42554824
Is that hood side or nah? All I know is Mount Druitt used to be the super dodgy area haha. I'm from Vic

>>42554838
https://voca.ro/1UeqL4ZTX9ix
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>>42554849
:D thank you
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>>42554856
>Mossad
>large language model
>Andrea Long Chu
Horrifying post
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thinking about the time i fumbled this insanely hot south african girl who wanted me to eat sushi off of her body because I couldn't stop talking about how jlo was involved in 2pac's murder
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>>42554863
thank you I don't deal in half measures
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>>42554859
I have a t-shirt I sometimes wear that says "Bogan", is this a good shirt?
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i'm looking at clothes and i swear this model's face is ai. but it's from a big fashion retailer. they wouldn't do that, right?
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>>42554859
I’m itching to see her reaction to the swagman and the jumbuck by the billabong
>>42554877
Nonny …
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Do chasers fuck with enbies or nah? I tried transitioning to female but failed so now im stuck halfway
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>>42554881
Let’s see ya, dollybird
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>>42554877
fast fashion or a company with a reputation to uphold? zara or H&M would 100% use AI models if their finance departments decided the savings they made from it are bigger than the PR hit from getting caught.
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>>42554870
Do you know what that means? It's not that bad, kinda funny. Is the shirt saying you are a bogan or calling whoever is reading it a bogan?
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>>42554881
Only if you don't identify as enby and rather as one or the other
t. bi guy
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>>42554881
I'd hook up with one that was feminine enough but I wouldn't date them
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>>42554893
I do know what it means. It's saying I am a bogan. An Australian bought it for me and sent it to me.
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>>42554898
I think it's a good shirt then, pretty funny. If any aussies saw you wearing it wherever you live they'll probably think it's hilarious

>>42554880
Don't think she's here anyway so I can't confuse her with australian slang
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>>42554859
As fuck lad lol. Not quite blacktown and mount druit feral, but way way way more organised violence and crime.

Yuufs splashed a 70yo man for $5. The ungies were shaking down unkyjays for their uzzles then slinging it back to them down the road. Very little urching, no one had anything. But yeah everyone was strapped up but no pegging to get a little drilly on ya lad hahaha
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>>42554774
how many trannies here even have a cute voice
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>>42554797
are you gonna do the vocaroo
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>>42554912
NTA but a fair number
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>>42554912
Discordia
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>>42554912
~Four or five.
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>>42554922
6 7
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>>42554881
You can only be enby is you're, yk, non binary
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Was I tipping point of this thread becoming shit?
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yes your fat lard gravitational effect always becomes the tipping point of everything
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>>42554931
truthnuke
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I opened the metaphorical flood gate, you're just a by product of that and a terrible imitation of me.
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>>42554938
that wasn't a nuke it was just them sitting down lol
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>>42554909
Fuck thats hectic as. I grew up in the middle of nowhere so can't imagine it haha

>>42554917
You want another shit joke or more slang to be confused by?
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you opened your non-metaphorical mouth and ate everything in ohio
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you opened the flood gate? is that what you call your violent diahrrea from your disgusting diet?
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Got anymore zingers for the crowd?
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I can keep going

>>42554947
the insults remember
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Keep using your 4chan pass to shit up a thread that I don't care about.
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keep eating food to kill a person that I don't care about
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only in ohio :skull:
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why do people pay for 4chan pass? i don't get it
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>>42554958
Bad with money.
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Same tired bit, "Oh you're fat", "I'm going to post all the pictures of you I foldered because I'm obsessed with you!"
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>>42554952
https://vocaroo.com/1eAZI8RvC2kb
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>>42554960
ya ur fat tho lol
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>>42554969
That's not my intention but very helpful examples thank you
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You won, why are you still mad?
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Goodbye, Mwah. And goodnight, bang!
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good morning
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>>42554976
I always win, I know your immense fat caused sleep apnea most likely bothers your mother so sleep with a bag and pillow over your face, keep it on the rest of the next day too so nobody has to see ur fat ugly mug
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>>42554985
Hi good morning
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Grow up Discordia, or else the real world is gonna eat you alive.
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>>42554998
you changed your name to the real world? pretty weird, please restrain your disgusting fat urges to eat people alive it's very scary.
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>>42554999
acting like a petulant brat will get you no where
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>>42555002
why not? I can go a lot further on account of not being a lard bag like buggy whose immense experience of earths gravitational field makes movement nye impossible
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>>42555004
you're so obsessed with her its like a toxic yuri
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>>42554947
Yeah it was fucked but then I moved to Tassie to live with the Olds to finish high school... didn't do me any good. Still live in the ghetto lol

Love Melbourne esp down in Kilda, Blackrock that kinda spot. I figure you're from like what waddonga or something lol? Maybe Gippsland?
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>>42555009
im very obsessed
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>>42555010
tassie = Australian tallahasse
correct?
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>>42555013
Tasmania?
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>>42555018
tasmanian devil
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>>42555020
https://voca.ro/18Qtt7Lu7DLN
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>>42555027
why did he spell it tazzie than also you dont sound american
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>>42555010
Tassie = Tasmania

Olds = Elders = Grandparents in this case. It can just mean parents, but contextually as I clearly moved from my mother's custody it implies that I went to older relatives like maybe great aunt/uncle or grandparents.
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>>42555011
at least you admitted it
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if I dressed like this would I be sick as drag
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>>42555032
Also I'm not a he, that's just how everyone talks. It's a kind of prison cant. Everyone is an addlay. Technically where I'm from they would say doob or doobay if she's your slut/gf/wife but you wouldn't call a stranger that. We're all lads lad. Miss me with this ladette shit.
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>>42555032
https://voca.ro/1bBAAuWZf38j
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>>42555054
Here sheila give us a voca then <3
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We accept that animated skeletons can see, but can they smell?
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>>42555054
bro what T_T
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>>42555059
no??? they are called Auzzies
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i wish i was a little flower
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remember when grok kept calling buggy a freak
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choids pls water me
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ew hours so slow
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>>42555070
This is an excellent question
>>42555107
Resist the instinct to dodge
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>>42555081
Edelstu
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thoughts on Nathan Fielder and his TV shows?
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>>42554895
But I'm not feminine enough to identify as a woman and not masculine enough to be a man. Like I don't wanna tell people on grindr im a guy and disappoint them when I have breasts and a barely functional peen
>>42554896
That's fine...
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they're deadass just doing shit at this point T_T
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Why not date a feminine enby?
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why not date a mean condescending australian?
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>>42555133
would u give me nice soil with lots pf nutrients and water me every day
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>>42555216
Sure, since we’re pals
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>>42555220
yayy :D
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>>42555221
What will you cook today?
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slushie :)
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>>42555230
What flavour?
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bibi
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>>42555234
cream soda
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>>42555010
Sorry got distracted. Guess sydney is so fucking expensive it's hard to get out of the ghetto ay?

I lived in Melbourne for a few years, loved it but don't miss it too much now. I live on the other side of the state from Gippsland, in a pretty small beach town you probably wouldn't know
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Go to sleep, niglet
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i wish i was wasian
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>>42555302
You're right I really should soon
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>>42555316
I meant Discordia. You should still go to bed too though
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Orange Juice
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>>42555357
why
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>>42555367
For breakfast, luv
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I actually slept 8 hours for once but I'm still very sleepy and my body hurts
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>>42555313
Why so?
>>42555447
Why ya all sore and creaky lady
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epstiens tranny gf got 50 million, a diamond ring, and Little Saint James in his will, what are you leaving yours if you die?
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>>42555564
debt
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>>42555573
lol
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A parley with the elves could be possible if they are willing to grow beards for the meeting.
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>>42554692
fuaaaaaaaaark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ckmjY36Pw
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why is this guy obsessed with curling
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>>42555628
https://youtu.be/iU0_4Xxm4uQ?si=jrrZyUN3YjdRVqis
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morny
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gorny
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I need to do a lot of cardio today, binged tf out last night
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Yeah I'm into curling. Curling these toes in bed
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>>42555857
me every single day im stuck at 129lbs since january
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>>42555884
Stop trying to become a fence pole
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>>42555884
what cardio do you do?
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>>42555893
im trying to get to 120lbs which is fine for someone whos 169cm/5'6
>>42555895
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
i take my dog for a walk everyday for like an hour...
god i need to do more exercises
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>>42555904
i have some exercises i can do with you...
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>>42555920
will they burn enough calories???? i need to get thinner like patrick bateman said you can always be thinner look better
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>>42554459
need a curling mommy to sit on my face and yell at me
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>>42554784
I'm from Singapore
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good morning guys.. do u like my tummy

https://unsee cc/album#KZUxkXNaK0vO
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>>42555925
Yeah it burns some calories, i don't know what enough would be for you
>you can always be thinner look better
funny of Bateman to say that. Have you ever seen The Machinist?
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>>42555938
Hmmm i'm noticing your little surprise down there, not exactly your tummy ngl
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Hi trannies, I love you!
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>>42555967
it's like a reward
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I've started saying 'sorry I'm in my luteal phase' whenever I do something wrong or get stressed or whatever and I think it's so funny
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>>42555976
it's very cute
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>>42555949
he ate 1 or 2 cans of tuna a day to get like that
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>>42555949
no in the past i didnt watch that many movies but i started to watch more this year but then after watching 4 movies in the first days of january my headphone is kinda broken so god its a PITA to try to watch movies bc the audio is broken half of the time and i need to do stay still without moving a muscle for 2 hours for the headphone to work well lmao
but christian bale is a good actor. and hot..
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>>42554727
https://voca.ro/1cZNJlVYkM1Q
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Ima big girl 165 lbs
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>>42554650
2028, you are invited to watch archery with da boys on spee. I guarantee you'd change opinions
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>>42556040
Archery is one of the sports where women are better than men
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>>42556037
You're tiny
Big girl status starts above 220
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>>42556043
Myth
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>>42556044
I’m kind of built like the Amazon from Diablo 2
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>>42556020
Well watch The Machinist, believe it or not Christian Bale is the main actor in that one too. Maybe then you'll stop thinking thinner = look better
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My penis belongs
In the hole where you poo

<3
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>>42556060
Then watch the dick Cheney movie with Christian bale to balance it out
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the vice president of my company is coming to my store today... everyone pray for me
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Would you settle down with a 45 year old home owner or will I be limited to pump and dumps?
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>>42556081
suck his cock, get promoted
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>>42556097
depends if youre hot or not
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>>42556097
i have a brown friend that would probably take you up on that offer
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>>42556098
he knew me when i was a guy lol . last time he saw me he was visibly confused... not sure he'd be down for that
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>>42556044
>starts above 220
Tfw not actually a big girl
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people always want pics on discord i hate it. just enjoy the mystery
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>>42556117
i know i would
>he knew me when i wsas a guy
even hotter
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>>42556037
if i can lift you above my head you aint big girl
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>>42556097
If you're 45 you're gonna have to date other people in their 40s. Assuming you're ok with that it shouldn't really be a problem?
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>>42556165
Nah i think i'll date a 18yo tranny instead
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fuck it, pull a baddie
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>be me
>mid 30s tranner
>go on date with 45 year old guy
>he says he's actually 47 but he looks younger so he puts 45 on the app
>he aggressively orders more drinks for me before I finish mine but doesn't pay for any of them
>go back to his place
>no sheets on the bed
>he can't hard
>leave
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Any trannies in their 30's who want a 36 yr old homeowner? Lookswise I'm mid.
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>>42556152
can u come to miami already
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>>42556189
Jesus christ.
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>>42556182
They're dating attractive young guys so be prepared for competition
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>>42556190
Are you looking for a monogamous relationship? Idc about the homeowner part
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i’m almost 19 and would not date a 40 year old
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if i wasn't aggressively balding i'd post pics... but this is not a perfect world
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>>42556211
Yes, exclusive and marriage oriented relationship.
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i unironically have a 10 pack of cialis in my drawer just in case he can't get hard. i'm not bottom prepping and shaving my whole body just to not get dick cause he's nervous or whatever
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>>42556189
heres to hoping my first date irl with my choid goes like this
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>>42556219
if he can't get hard for you then he is not a man
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>>42556216
Sign me up, that's what I'm looking for
>>42556219
Doesn't cialis take like 2 hours to work?
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>>42556228
some guys just have ED man who are we to judge. it happens
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>>42556235
those are not guys, they are not man
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>>42556240
you're man enough for me tho.,
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>>42556219
i'm 37 and never had this problem but trans girls get me extra hard
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>>42556235
i asked if he had liquor dick or what and he said i guess. then he asked to suck my penis cause he never did it before
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>>42556037
should we call bella hadid?
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hoping my choid gets too nervous to get hard so i can kiss him and tell him its okay then we can cuddle and watch a movie until he does get hard cuz a cis woman walks on screen so i start yelling at him like “wait so its because im trans isnt it” and hes like “no no wait baby please i just was finally getting comfortable” then we start going at it but hes closing his eyes and losing his erection and goes “can we just put the movie back on” i think that would be a really funny experience
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yeah when its emergency you have to give him crushed sildenafil and wash it down and don't let him touch the amyl cause it can kill him.
it doesnt matter if i die though, i think a choid would like that
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>>42556255
making my choid wear vr goggles pov fucking a cis woman so he can get hard for me
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>>42556246
That's what i am saying. If he can't get hard for you he is not a man, you should kick them out not offer help
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If I can't get hard I'll just punch her in the tummy until I do
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this gen is so cringe
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i can't get hard either because of medication or because i jerked my shit too much... that's life kid
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i want a chaser who's rock hard before i even take any clothes off
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>>42556209
not me
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men have the scariest pics on dating apps, 50% look like promo pics for a new horror film
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>>42556262
what if the punch makes me throw up though
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i prefer a choid who scares me.
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>>42556286
That's just morning sickness babe.
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>>42556288
same
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killer choids<3 love them.
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chasing trannies in the forest at midnight <3
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pleasant, shy, kind, nonthreatening choids <3
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>>42556288
Scares you as in makes you fear for your life?
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>>42555151
I want to marry him
do you like my nathan shirt??
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>>42556337
very cool. i can't decide which of his shows is funnier...
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>>42556318
Good morning anon
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>>42556365
Gm :) I'm eating pancakes
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>>42556322
yes.. i want to fear for my life..
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>>42556365
are you canadian?
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>>42556317
I'm paranoid enough, thanks
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>>42556390
Ate big dinner last night so skipping this morning! Anything on them cakes?
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>>42556409
Cinnamon pancakes with protein powder in them, applesauce and cinnamon butter on top. Side of cheesy scrambled eggs.
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>>42556405
No I come from a land down under, America.
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First date idea: Taking a tranner to eat bbq ribs and hot wings.
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i hate busy restaurants sm
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>>42556419
Bad first date desu. Those are like the worst foods to eat when you're trying to keep your makeup perfect on a first date. Once I know you like me we can go eat wings every week.
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>>42554545
>you click open the gift wrap and what's hidden inside is someone's horrible childhood sexual trauma
lol zuccbook devs being lizards as always
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>>42556415
Dang that's way nicer than I expected, look at you miss fancy.
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>>42556423
This going somewhere?
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I’m eating an oatmeal muffin
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I'm deeply ashamed. I broke no day after 3 days. I was leaking this morning after dreaming about some tranner that posts here. I touched my dick and globs of white semen spilled out. I have failed
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Alright.
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henlo i went for a walk and it was nice i even walked on a frozen stream :0 never done that before i was like woaoao im literally standing on water rn...
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small tits <3
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>>42556435
I like to eat an indulgent dessert breakfast on my heavy workout days! I also had a strawberry banana smoothie and I think I might eat my desk banana too
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>>42556453
*Nofap
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>>42556060
sorry we had to turn off the wifi lol
i mean i dont think thinner = better. not on everybody. but i think it does on my skeleton you know. but there are other people that look better with higher BMI, higher BF, another build, etc
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>>42556453
relapse is a normal part of recovery. you’ll last longer next time
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>>42556453
which tranner were you thinking about
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>>42556430
I think it'd be cute, I want to see messy hot wings sauce on my tranners face
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>>42556392
I'm him
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tranny gf with small yam
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mm i like hot wings a lot...
the makeup thing is real tho also i'll never forget the time i went to eat ethiopian food with a full face of makeup on by the end of it i felt like such a gross slob Dx
also idk why i remember this but there were some college kids talking loudly about how lara croft's boobs are triangular in tomb raider 1 or smth like that
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>>42556470
>but i think it does on my skeleton you know
I should be the judge of that, not you
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>>42556471
Thanks, I'll try, it's actually a fun challenge. And I feel like I have more energy bro science is real science.
>>42556474
I'd rather not say... It was like a fleeting image anyways
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which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx2W8OnI_cA
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>>42556487
Boner
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>>42556490
Bro, you have to say it, verbalizing is the path to recovery, you need to say it so you won't make the same mistake again
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also the whole river was frozen and covered in snow it looked awesome :D finland is soooo pretty this time of year esp when the snow is fresh it sparkles like the ground is covered in diamonds
>>42556493
lewd...
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>>42556487
Mmmmm slobby tranny hot wings girl. This needs to be some art. Sloppy yummy tranny wings

I'm gooooooning
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>>42555193
ex was into them but I could never really get into their particular style
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>>42556462
I'd be doing a heavy workout every day of I was livin large like that! And desk banana, do you keep one that you refill or is there a desk bushel?
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ate #oatmeal
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>>42556475
So what happens is I try to blot off the wing sauce but then it ends up wiping away my coverage a bit so it looks like we just made out or i just blew you in the parking lot
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>>42556488
i mean idk who you are you guys never use trips lol idk if you saw pics of me? i look like a twink. im 129lbs, and i look A LOT better than i did back when i was depressed and 160lbs a few years ago lol
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>>42556500
I was dreaming about twinkchans big lips around it and her nuzzling me like a dog. I've dreamt about other people here though.
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>>42556515
I saw pics of you and i want you with more meat
58kgs is too low
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>>42556529
oh dear
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>>42556509
I'm at 2 heavy days and 2 light days and lots of walking! I get like 5 bananas on monday morning and eat one a day through the week, starting with the biggest.
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>>42556514
I don't think I could handle a real BJ, I'd have a panic attack. I mean, we could just go to the bathroom and use the wet wipes at Buffalo wild wings. People seem to dog on buffalo wild wings but if you em extra crispy... It's the best slop ever same with taco bell. Man I just love eating slop bro
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>>42556529
Based Rick. I'm sure she will like hearing that
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i cant imagine anyone would ever say my weight is too low haha
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SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY WALK NOW
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>>42556544
It's OK I give a lot of guys panic attacks. Bdubs is good, I love their mango habanero sauce. I'd probably just get boneless wings in that case and pop the whole damn things in my mouth while I drank giant miller lites.
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>>42556543
I've been lazy on walks with all this cold. Gotta get back out there soon. Imagining you sorting desk bananas by size is very funny
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>>42556551
it's gait-erific
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>>42556550
Are you skinny?
>>42556551
Good walk nice walk
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>>42556551
you walk really girly like
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>>42556532
but theres the fat redistribution thing too. i think a good goal is
drop to 120lbs
stay at that weight until next year
and then after that, when i will be 2 years on hrt, start gaining weight and going to the gym to reach 130lbs but with a better female fat redistribution

im scared of trying to gain weight now and the weight going to male fat storage sites lol. i already have a large shoulders and ribcage, imagine fucking my waist even more bc of that lol
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>>42556566
>Are you skinny?
uh not exactly, but i have a flat tummy
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>>42556560
Mmmm love a girl that can show down some wings. What if we chewed up each other's food and spit in each other's mouth and fed each other like actual birds in nature?
Hmm actually that'd be gross.
Wet wipes are incredible though it feels so good after eating those wings. You don't want to try the extra spicy level? Blazing?
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>>42556578
That's good I have a big hairy man belly.
How do you do it? Do you just not eat?
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>>42556591
no i eat a lot i just work out
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how to become worthy of respect?
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>>42556570
I've heard the fat redistribution is kinda if a nice feeling. Your thighs become more thick and your rear plumps out. It's like you're sitting on two soft pillows once the ass fills out
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>>42556570
Well i assume you have researched this subject extensively and i have not so i'm going to trust your plan, although you strike me as someone who will never be happy with your weight. The moment you hit 120 you'll be like >maybe i will look better at 110...

You are too hard on yourself, you are cute
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>>42556599
Oh um well cool.. good job. I try to but I think my metabolism is kinda fucked
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>>42556578
You're perfect
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>>42556584
I used to go there like 2-3x a week with my bf when I was doing keto and I tried just about every wing sauce they have including the wild or blazin or whatever which is just too hot to be enjoyable. I prefer mouth heat to throat heat
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Interview, might leave neethood

Wish me luck
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>>42556604
By showing respect to others and to yourself.
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>>42556604
Respect others, but respect yourself more
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>>42556622
GL!!! You got this!!!
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>>42556622
gl nigga
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>>42556622
Godspeed
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>>42556622
good luck!
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>>42556622
I give you luck~
>>42556626
Yesssss<3 lol good timing
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>>42556529
I love you, Rick
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Wow I'm sorry I can't get my life in order until I'm 45 guess I'll just die alone.
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>>42556616
Oh nice. Did the keto work? I tried losing weight but I'm still gaining fat, lifted yesterday but the fat is stubborn.
I actually haven't tried all their sauces, would be fun to try with you.
>>42556622
Good luck, I'm sure you'll do great. Smile and be positive
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>>42556639
Love you too twinky binky
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>>42556561
I just leave them in a bunch and pick the biggest one left everyday! I walk like 6-7 miles every weekday and way less on weekends generally since it's cold right now. Can't wait til it's warm and I'm wearing 1/10 the weight in clothing so walking is 10 times easier.
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farting rn
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>>42556647
A lot of people don't have their life together at that age. But don't give up.
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>>42556626
>>42556628
i will work on step 2
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>>42556658
That's true, I personally know like 25% of my friends are 30+ still living at home. I try to remember that when I feel bad living in an apartment not being a.home owner yet.
Also it really depends on the metric, after I stopped trying to impress my parents, I kinda realized there's nothing to really impress and life can just be enjoyable to a degree
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>>42556648
Yep, I was 245 lbs and I lost down to 180 lbs from that in about a year while still drinking pretty heavily. I dropped 20 lbs this fall just quitting alcohol and doing a 1500 calorie diet and now I just eat 2500-3000 calories and lift weights to maintain.
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I've been paying my student loans without looking at them for a while. I did today, and they're almost gone. $6k left. :)
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>>42556608
i mean, i do have dysphoria. a lot. and only more recently im kind liking my appearence more. also getting she/her on the streets by random strangers more often. but i still look in the mirror and see more of a boy-ish figure than anything else. and i do have large shoulders/ribcage. if i gain fat, theres a chance that those fat cells will be stored on male pattern, aka these regions i already have a larger skeleton lol
>You are too hard on yourself, you are cute
ty anon you're very kind <3
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>>42556680
That's incredible. It's so hard for me to lose fat. I want to do genetic testing to see if I have a bad metabolism.
But that's great. Hope the drinking can stop for you completely. It's one of the hardest things to quit but if you can make that difference you can stop drinking.

I take anti anxiety meds when I feel like I need a drink
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>>42556622
good luck!!!
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>>42556689
what did you do your degree in?
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>>42556638
>good timing
You give great advice lol
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My friend told me I just need to get my balls cut off already... I dont think i could have ever expected her to say that
>>42556677
Millenials and younger really got fucked over by the boomer generation. Unless you had parents that were well off enough and invested in you heavily to succeed then its going to be a rough ladder.
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>>42556695
Yeah seconded, I think I've seen pics and you are too hard yourself. You actually are cute. A lot girls here are but I guess that's dysphoria and low self esteem for ya
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>>42556648
imagine waking up next to those strong arms every day
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>>42556696
I'm basically quit except occasionally when I go out, I don't want to mess up my sleep or gains and I usually end up in really dangerous situations when I'm drinking alone.
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>>42556706
Yeah, and it's not going to get better for gen alpha. Since housing is considered an investment (should be considered a utility like water or electric) it won't get better for gen Z or gen alpha. Housing will just get more expensive. The good news is that other things have become considerably cheaper for the average person. Decades ago, owning a personal computer was out of the question and I even heard in the 1920s families would often live in 1 bedroom apartments. It's weird how certain things got cheaper while others didn't... I guess I can't say this now with the price of ram and memory though. Um and I guess the balls should go? Lol I assumed that's every tranners goal to an extent
>>42556711
They would hold you as we sleep together. And give little kisses to twinkchans face as you sleep :3
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>>42556695
>also getting she/her on the streets by random strangers more often
that's cool, happy for you
>but i still look in the mirror and see more of a boy-ish figure than anything else.
mirrors lie, you shouldn't trust them, you should trust me instead, i would never lie to you

I just hate to see cute trannies hurting themselves because of some terrible idea they have that doesn't correspond to reality. I think we all struggle with self esteem and all that, but i've actually talked to people who physically would hurt themselves because they think they are ugly, it's quite sad, i hope you've never done that to yourself at least
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if i was 100 pounds heavier would i look better or worse
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>>42556715
Yeah same here, I'll have 2 drinks when I go out with a friend and that's it. Now that I'm older the drinks just make me feel sick now
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>>42556742
You are already perfect Stu
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>>42556407
how about a nice walk where we pick flowers and i tell you how pretty you are
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>>42556742
You're young so fat or slim you'll look good
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should i try ketamine therapy?
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Serious question here. How many tranny's here actually brush their teeth? I know depression is bad for some of you here but please for the love of God, brush your teeth and use mouth wash.
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>>42556771
how bad is it that i brush my teeth twice a day but don't use mouthwash
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>>42556771
I floss every other day, brush my teeth 2x a day with an electric toothbrush and pronamel toothpaste, scrape my tongue every night, and use crest whitestrips as needed. Mouthwash is overrated but sometimes in the middle of the day if I have to talk in someone's face after lunch.
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>>42556780
you'll be fine but don't forget to floss
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>>42556780
You don't actually need to use mouthwash at all, it's not necessary if you're brushing and flossing properly. Make sure you floss daily though.
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if she shows so much as a sign of getting hard I'm making fun of her
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>>42556780
It's not too bad, flossing is arguably more important
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>>42556756
why would you need that??
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chasers would u a tranner who goes to eat spicy wings with u but drastically overestimates her spice tolerance and end up crying and ruining her makeup
https://litter.catbox.moe/iju1f4c2870hquzc.jpeg
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>>42556797
:(
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>>42556751
oki let's do that :))))
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I wouldn't want to date a woman who doesn't like spicy food
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>>42556803
marie if you're involved i want it hope that answers your question
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>>42556797
Do tranners actually still get boners? Like if they're man hugs them? I thought it was a nerfed penis
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>>42556799
trauma. my new psychiatrists office has it listed on their website as an offered service
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>>42556812
i love spicy food i just have white person heat tolerance
>>42556819
:D <333
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i don't like spicy food
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>>42556803
pretty eyes....
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I don't actually like spicy food, when I use spicy peppers I always devein and deseed and make it as mild as possible. I have a really high tolerance for spicy things though
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>>42556807
i'm so down but i did fib a little i'd call you pretty all the time
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Calling ahead of time and telling the restaurant to do the non-spiciest wings they possibly can when we arrive and my tranner orders some. Like use ketchup and some paprika.
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>>42556823
i get semi hard when my bf texts me nice things
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>>42556823
If a regulation football is a cis man boner, a nerf football is a trans woman boner. I still get them.
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Alright anons I'm going to go see my cousin. I'm suggesting we order wings now. We will both have messy faces together
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Tranners would u a chaser who goes to eat spicy wings with u but drastically overestimates his spice tolerance and end up sweating the baldspot pigment filler off his scalp
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>>42556857
nothing more embarrassing than when your man turns pink and asks for milk at the wing place
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>>42556856
have fun! get hot honey if they have it
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also I get a some inflammation from like bread and sugar but hot sauce basically does nothing to me
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>>42556850
That's actually adorable
>>42556851
Hmm I just thought they stopped completely on hormones okay interesting
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>>42556857
i would
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>>42556832
thx >////<
>>42556844
noooo yyyyyyyy
are u saying u wouldn't lovingly wipe the snot and tears from my face as i work my way through the second wing ;_;
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>>42556812
Spicy food is ltrly the best. I couldn't date a guy who thought mayo was spicy
>>42556797
yessss. need bf who notices that mine twitches when we kiss passionately
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>>42556863
Will do just because you said. Mmm I need some celery too
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i love big men with hairy arm pits
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>>42556873
Damn you keep getting better
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I like spicy food, it just makes me shit
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>>42556892
same
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>>42554459
>olympic curling starts today are you excited?
if it wasn't for this qott i wouldn't know the olympics were going on right now
i expect the same to happen with the Superbowl
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choid touching my body with his freezing cold hands
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>>42556892
All food does IDIOT!
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hey rick is it true that you have an egg shaped penis?
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>>42556871
>snot and tears from my face as i work my way through the second wing
if you struggle that much with a wing i can only imagine the mess you'd make with my dick. and then you'd look up with those pretty eyes... need some fresh air rn, i'll be back later
>linb4 lewd
you started it
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>>42556913
fuck i run hot my hands are always toasty
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>>42554545
niinku niinku ja cool english phrases
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time for a shower
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>>42556873
fuck sanity i need to hold you down and make out and hear you moan and watch you twitch
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>>42556913
no, I fucking hate that shit, i am not here for you to warm up your hands. that's what choids are for.
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>>42556884
Same
>>42556840
This is a good way to make me smile... That and if you pick a flower to put in my hair~
>>42556891
Better at shitposting maybe mmhmm, when I should be working
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>>42556937
You know this anon puts her cold ass corpse feet on you every night
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>>42556921
his penis is very thick
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>>42556944
I have raynaud's so my fingers turn white if they get too cold :( you're supposed to be my protector
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bpdmoder, i summon you!
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>>42556925
wha O_O
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>>42556956
Aww you actually have raynaud's! That's so wild, of course I'll warm you up then. I was going to do it anyway honestly, I just also like complaining about it lol
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i miss him but i have to be mad at him today >:(
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The job interview went well, they basically said they want to hire me but are considering me for different roles now
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>>42556939
>This is a good way to make me smile... That and if you pick a flower to put in my hair~
you are doing a good job of making that a need in my life right now
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>>42556984
that’s good i think! way to go anon
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>>42556984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5yHUpumkY
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>>42556984
that's amazing congrats ^_^
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what are your top 5 pizza toppings?
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>>42557011
pepperoni, mushrooms, bacon, anchovies, olives
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>>42557011
Buffalo chicken, barbecue chicken, garlic chicken, jerk chicken, pollo asada
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pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, and pineapple
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>>42557011
Extra Cheese, Parmesan/Other Cheeses, Pepperoni, Bacon, Sausage, Green Pepper
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You scratch an itch once and I swear it makes the spot itchy forever
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eczema is a bitch
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Remember to say no to whitebois
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>>42557011
chicken, bacon, artichoke, green onion, spinch
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>>42557015
4/5
>>42557021
0/5
>>42557024
1/1
>>42557041
5/5
>>42557086
3/5
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Olympic skiing and shooting at the same time
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>>42557125
i need a shooter gf(with a gock)
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my favourite pizza is a simple neapolitan pizza. its so yummy and doesn’t make me feel bloated
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it feels wrong to talk about pizza nowadays, and flavored drinks too
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me and who?
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>>42557158
You in the front
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>>42557154
why
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>>42557166
mostly political reasons
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>>42557158
I'm not wearing no weird ass mask to the gym
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>>42557158
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>>42557165
i'm the guy in back in this situation!!
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>>42557186
you’re so cute old man
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>>42557134
good answer
>>42557184
who is that girl with your bf?
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>>42557196
chasers never wake up until the afternoon, you’re posting @ trannies
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>>42557196
Nature of the 10-minute unsee, I clicked it just too late

Hot
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>>42557196
berry girl :)
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>>42557184
Trannies, if you fail to spot your chaser in a lift the proper etiquette is to put a few more plates on the bar and then you call the ambulance.
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nooooo i posted that w my trip on and it won't let me delete im cooked
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>>42557195
i'm not that guy :^) but hi how ya doin?
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>>42557209
hiiiii
>>42557207
hiiiiiiiiiii
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>>42557214
what the heck!! i’ve been dupe
i’m good!!
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>>42557211
Good to know. They really should teach this stuff somewhere
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Wrote a sick djent riff in a dream but now I can't remember it, this sucks
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>>42557203
the good chasers are on lunch right now and alex already knows i think she's hot
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>>42557180
It's not weird it's badass. People look at him and say "woah look at that guy"
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>>42557230
you're a good chaser..
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>>42557211
this is really funny
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>>42557230
well lucky her
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>>42557158
Me except im the girl if she was taller and standing over you
>>42556936
:s
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nic pizzolatto tried to warn us, please apologize to him
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id love a pizza rn
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>>42557278
what kind
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>>42556898
it sucks, it never used to do that to me
>>42556918
it hurts my anus and stomach, it makes my tummy make bad noises
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it'd be fun to bully discordia irl
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FUCK i forgot its wednesday. i need to fall for it again and get an award for that
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>>42557289
just plain pizza, maybe with mushrooms
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>>42557301
it’s part of getting old i think. or we both have colon cancer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoAupjcnm1c
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will everyone still love me when i have a slutty little waist
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>>42557322
I can't promise anything
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>>42557310
just let the twin demons take over. its easier than fighting it every time
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>>42557308
Don't think you can she seems to be into that stuff
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>>42554650
Most out of touch alien basement dweller post I've seen in a while
Not even Thursday yet
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Are we talking pizza toppings?
I dont even want feedback, I'm here to tell you all this is objectively the best combo.

Pepperoni, fried eggplant, black olives
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>>42557372
im afraid of your aura
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>>42557351
Even better?
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>>42557313
started as soon as I turned 24, and got an actual career style job, probably probably stress and age unfortunately, I miss being able to tank spicey ramen and then like, go out and pound beers.
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I don't care for olives
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>>42557372
i wonder what kind of child rape this would be in epstein code
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I like pepperoni with green olives and extra cheese
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>>42557382
>>42557387
Ignorant. Go to a good place (only the good places do eggplant) and get it and you'll see.
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>>42557372
>eggplant
Get away from my pizza you maniac.
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>>42557384
oh it didn’t start bothering me till i was 30 so maybe i got lucky. i also don’t drink so maybe that’s it
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i want a guy to play with my butthole
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>>42557372
this sounds amazing
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my favorite pizza is margherita. others are nice too, but a good margherita pizza is better than any other toppings/flavour/style
>>42557335
i will do it in a few hours... just need to get courage to stab myself on my muscle again...
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>>42557440
pizza
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>>42557440
Margherita is soooo good
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Turns out I can't binge anymore, I got used to being healthy, fucken 'ell am I paying for it this morning
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>>42557308
Sybau
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/annoyingtripfaggen/
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>>42557456
Dog
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>>42557456
this looks fucking awful
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choid
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>>42557514
hi Autumn are you still sick?
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>>42557553
No im better now :)
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>>42557514
my dog pizza is here. i ordered exactly this
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>>42557222
glad to hear i'm out in the cold tundra today so stay warm <3
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>>42557562
(b*>*)b
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give it a minute
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>>42557252
you're only an inch taller than me >:)
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>>42557574
This dog talks and is a swinger and hates Fox! and his best friend is a talking baby which is funny.
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>>42557420
Have you tried it? Fresh cubed eggplant breaded and fried then lightly salted is the ultimate pizza topping.
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>>42557581
Very cool and fun text emoticon!
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>>42557594
haha that is pretty funny! anyway im going to eat him now
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18 year old trannies with braces and pigtails <3
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God my people are so fucking funny ts commentary is fryin me I'm actually streaming tears hyperventilating dying laughing
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8H4W2jT/
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i need to pee so bad
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>>42557628
>>42557631
happy black history month<3
(I included the pee anon because I didn’t want them to feel left out)
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>>42557640
bnwo coded post
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>>42557640
thank you <3
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When is he transitioning he gives tranny vibes so much he'd be the funniest tranny ever
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HV2tPx/
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schlorp
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>>42557659
Didn't laugh
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life in post-orgasm America is sad
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Biggest crocodile ever name lapu-lapu
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i was planning on making pan seared salmon with a lemon butter garlic sauce but i decided to have a snickers ice cream bar instead
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>>42557688
That one wasn't the funny one it was the tranny one retard, the funny one was
>>42557628
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good morning...
>>42557368
thank you thank you I do my best
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30+ year old tranners you are sending me
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>>42557717
Didn't laugh.
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>>42557730
K kys
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>>42557728
sending you where?
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caved in and recorded a poop vid :/
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Bronya is the Janice Soprano of CG
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>>42557728
Sending you kissies
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>>42557730
https://youtu.be/9NcG3Botjts?si=eD8xP0B3VcmwBS12
does this make you laugh?
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>>42557752
Janish
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>>42557743
post it
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>>42557743
Lets see it babe
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>>42557588
I guess I'm taking pics of your back then [:
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>>42557742
into her arms
>>42557753
your arms
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>>42557766
>>42557769
it's not for you sorry
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Let’s all queen out today . take it easy, and live our best lives today<3
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gamers why is like half the catalogue brain wormed tranners posting selfies
we need to worlds strongest chasers to capture those posters and wife them
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>>42557775
what’s wrong with my 30+ arms?
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>>42557791
nothing come here
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>>42557789
you have lonely tranners at home in cg, wife them instead
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>>42557752
Who's that...
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I want to marry one of the brainwormed anon tranners who never post any pics of themselves because they are too afraid and/or ashamed <3
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>>42557799
omw
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>>42557765
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My doctor wants me to put on weight? I don't understand. For context, I'm a 5'2", 110 pound tranny. I thought this was good?
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i think my left boob is bigger
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>>42557789
we need a reeducation programme to get people to understand you cannot date the worms out of a brain wormed tranner she will simply be wormed and have a boyfriend
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I’m majoring in queen-ology with a minor in slay studies! And all I have to do is write about myself! X3
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>>42557825
i think we can all agree that if you got laid you would post less
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>>42557823
Made for 6ft tall super fat and muscle-y choids to crush under their weight
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>>42557823
It is, you didn't give any context retard
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>>42557824
that's pretty normal they're constantly fluctuating. don't worry about it if you are basically nobody has them the same size all the time. today mine are like V >
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>>42557079
you gotta wonder how ugly the dude posting this is sometimes
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>>42557832
my problem is not brain worms. my problem is acute sexual frustration and chronic underemployment
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>>42557834
What context do you need? She's worried that I'm too thin, but I've been thin my entire life. At 11 years old I was only 60 pounds. >>42557833
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>>42557823
if the doctor says you should put on weight you should probably put on weight. you can always like get a second opinion or whatever if your worried about it
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>>42557815
holy hell it's happening
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>>42557824
left boob is always bigger to protect your heart, that's natural selection
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>>42557848
That’s far more preferable to being 11 pounds at 60 years old
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>>42557813
pick me! i'm not ashamed just shy
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>>42557801
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir2LQGwapIg
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>>42557813
>marrying a tranny
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>>42557875
xhs has for some reason decided to only show me videos of people selling extra thin condoms. i cannot think of any product i need less. i think I looked at so many thirst traps of men it thinks I'm a homo
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imagine cumming on a chinese man's bald spot and tapping it on the puddle
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>>42557848
Literally any context at all ugh you fucking subhuman pmo
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>>42557897
you could still put one on just in case theres no reason not to, what if an accident happens
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>>42557897
hsts clocked by the algo
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>>42557892
I'm a tranny married to a cis man! We met on /soc/ of all places.
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>>42557861
Hi babes I've been waiting for you
>>42557892
That's the plan
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>>42557897
people still use condoms?
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im sooooo bored *rubs my big girlweiner*
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>>42557917
yeah, people that don't want aids or kids my khhv poster friend
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>>42557813
what if she used to post pics
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>>42557931
nta but strong likelihood my ex from a few years ago used to post nudes here at one point lole
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>>42557892
Why not? You'll save a bundle on tampons.
>>42557915
Hiii wyd later? I'm done early today.
>>42557929
PrEP and anal sex kind of preclude both of those no?
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>>42557929
oh no, please don't bring up AIDS, bronya's gonna start talking about how AIDS isn't a big deal in 2026
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>>42557911
i don't want to... whether by accident or miracle there's no way im ever going to feel the touch of another human again... and even if I did why the hell would I import condoms from China
>>42557912
i am NOT HSTS!!!! i am AGP!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>42557917
yes you stupid slut STIs are not going anywhere
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>>42557941
PrEP prevents transmission of HIV, but it doesn't protect you against literally any other STI... you gotta be careful...
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>>42557826
Are we encouraging or discouraging this behaviour today?
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>>42557939
like you recognized her?
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>>42557941
>anal
>preventing stis
what 3rd world country are you from
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>>42557957
no, i didn't stalk the archives or anything but she did post here
funny to think about
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>>42557956
you can queen out
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>>42557913
Can you elaborate? I'm looking for a husband rn
>>42557943
>>42557955
I'm not even on prep I just test before fux
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The sad truth is most of us aren't good enough for the girls here. We can post here and give a little affection back and forth but we're going to die alone.
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>>42557970
Yay! Thank you!
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>>42557969
i see. im worried about being recognized one day
>>42557993
why do you think that?
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>>42557993
Nuh uh I'm going to marry one of the gals mark my words.
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Hello everyone.
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>>42558003
giwtwm
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>>42557972
It's not very exciting. At first we just met up to fuck and be FWB. Then one of my friends took their life in 2021, and for reason I messaged him to weep. He immediately came over to my apartment and just hugged me and wouldn't let go. About 4 months later I told him how much that meant to me and I asked him about a proper date, and he agreed. And then it just kept growing and growing. In 2024 he asked me to marry him. Got married in March last year.
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Chat is this real
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HqmLxK/
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>>42558003
This is the spirit I want to see in the chasers here<3
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>>42558013
The local thread or the tranny dating thread?
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>>42558001
if they're not an incel they won't care
wouldn't worry about it, unless you are like full on doing porn and are moderately well known
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>>42557993
I am ugly, but I'll just find a girl who's beautiful to me
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>>42558021
Local.
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my life might be fucking falling apart oh my god
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>>42558012
>>42558018
I'm going to marry one of you so hard.
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Went for a walk and took a cold shower. I was having some thoughts not fit for that time of day
I am better now
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>>42558030
Make the first move
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Most of us are the kind of ugly that would get mocked if we posted here.
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>>42558030
unless they live kinda close or you are rich gl
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>>42558013
that’s really sweet
>>42558022
fair
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>>42557972
yeah testing is usually the best solution. makes sense
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>>42558017
Yes people like you look like gnomes
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>>42557993
fuck you I could slut out any of these cunts I wanted
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>>42558062
My mental can't do ONS
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>>42558042
I'm a once in a generation beauty and people still have something to say every time I post. i dunno people are just losers
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i’d get dinner with bronya if she wanted
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>>42557993
This place is a dump and we all deserve eachother for being here.
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>>42558071
valid. I'm basically in the same situation although I've been considering it again lately. but I want a boyfriend.... i want to cook together.... i want to go to the store and argue....
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>>42558084
don't say du*p you'll summon poopanon
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ship the resident posters who live here all day together
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>>42558082
do you eat meat? I've been craving steak. my treat
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The back of my phone is coming off :( already had to replace the side buttons. It's been a good run but I think I have to save for an upgrade
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Personally I'm hot and a cool guy
Just have a touch of the tism
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>>42558091
i insist we split the bill
>>42558104
so you’re lukewarm guy?
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>>42558104
putting my mouth on the tip of your tism
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>>42558042
Yeah, i've only ever posted body, am I hell posting face outside of dm's, it's not good, I'm like a moid anne frank
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i live here all day but nobody will ever know that because i'm anon
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>>42557993
>The sad truth is most of us aren't good enough for the girls here.
We deserve better than the low value trannies in this thread
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>>42558117
Tism is stored in the balls
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>>42558120
if you've posted pics or have a distinct typing style people recognize you and give us names
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>>42557993
nah i’m ugly and worthless. i don’t deserve any of the choids here
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life is so epic
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>>42558090
dawgy and rick
muscleanon and twinkchan
sneed jenkem and rageanon
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>>42558131
which name did they give you?
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>>42558090
rick x dawgy is an obvious one (imagine the smell)
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>>42558131
i guess i don't have a distinct typing style
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>>42558136
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>>42558136
Uhh...Yeah...How can life NOT be epic when frickin bacon exists?
Huh?
Checkmate, atheists.
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>>42558090
bugcordia
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What the hell I just saw a sequel
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>>42558152
i look like this and sayt hhis
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>>42558115
please, I couldn't possibly. your company is more than enough
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imagine having so little value, and no self love, that you have to simp for a mentally ill homosexual freak that no one likes in a japanese anime forum
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>>42558161
Can you guys stop reminding me I live in a dystopian hellhole while I'm trying to be mischievous and flirty
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I might actually kill myself this time
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>>42558184
I'm so sorry I forgot people are actually American
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>>42558144
ive had a few over the years, i don't post here all the time but people were calling me elder twink anon the other day and im pretty sure me and the werewolf poster anon made some other dude gay
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>>42558179
are you taking about the choids or trannies
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What do we think team? Should we get some tunes going to spice up the day a little? :)
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i’m a mentally ill homosexual freak moder today :33
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>>42558161
im gonna get out of this shithole country.
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>>42558193
i don't want to get into details
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>>42558202
I've been loving reggae instrumentals lately. Posted this the other day and no one replied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMzXxypDOBs
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>>42558202
Autumn you NEED to make a playlist for me
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>>42558134
nah
>>42558173
well if you insist i suppose
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>>42558161
Why would so many Canadians skip meds?
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>>42558161
>>42558184
>>42558212
am i retarded for trying to get into that shithole country
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>>42558215
I will reply!
>>42558220
What kind! I have a few playlists
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>>42558191
you made someone gay? how does that even happen?
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need someone to try to get into my shithole
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>>42558228
smthn high energy
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>>42558223
>Nearly 1 in 12 to 1 in 4 Canadians over 55 are skipping, splitting, or not filling prescriptions due to high costs
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>>42558230
i laughed so hard
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>>42558191
you're doing god's work. thank you for your service
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>>42558212
i feel the same way over here. trenches
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>>42558161
i'll probably also be working at walmart at 65 desu
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>>42558238
I have a massive low energy playlist for yearning but no high energy playlist
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If you're a man and threatened by Rick, then that means you're an anonymous dirtbag who's afraid to show emotion.
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my country is shitholier than yours
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>>42558264
no that simply won't do, you're cut
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>>42558248
Dude was gay from the start, just needed a little push.
But wait, are you gay? If so what are you doing here?
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>>42558276
im not no, im bi
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>>42558275
I’m sorry to disappoint you :(
The good news is that I have the perfect low energy playlist for your newfound disappointed mood
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>>42558223
i don't know the details of the canadian healthcare system at all. but even here where meds are completely free i still stockpile and scrimp and save my meds if only cause doctors and pharmacies are so overbooked and fickle. god knows if i was getting hormones through those demons i would have a six month supply on deck at all times
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>>42558290
lol... you are so funny
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>>42558225
im not sure there's a yes/no answer. i think it depends on a lot of factors
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I'll be able to cash buy a house within the next 5 years. It's plain sailing from there.
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>>42558286
I see, in my books fucking a bi dude (assuming he takes good care of himself ofc) is not gay. Am i gay?
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>>42558297
B)
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might jerk off to completion later
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What percentage should you like someone before agreeing to go on a date with them? 10-15%?
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>>42558312
23.4%
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>>42558312
what. what do you mean. if i 90-85% dislike someone they are not getting a date im telling them to meet me somewhere so i can put their teeth in
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>>42558300
Are you gonna buy me a house or what
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i want to turn choids gay
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>>42558302
it's only gay if you kiss, cuddle or the balls touch (it's gay bro lol)
nothing wrong with that though
personally i just love women and don't really go for guys or masc types
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>>42558319
Percentage excited about the idea of the date then
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>>42558308
Can we get a cumshot video?
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I am threatened by Rick's hmmmmm, ahhhhh, ughhhhhh muscles i guess? Not even that, if i pulled my pants down he'd want to suck me off. No competition at all
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>>42558338
there will be no cumshot
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>>42558332
oh i see. idk ive gone on dates ive been pretty neutral or even skeptical about. i guess its a function of how much you're willing to deal with being disappointed and how many other dates you have lined up, right. but obviously if you get even a whiff of anything sketchy bail
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>>42558344
retrograde?
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>>42558331
>nothing wrong with that though
There is something clearly wrong with that tho. I don't want to be gay.
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>>42558332
100% why would you do something you don’t want to do?
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(visibly masturbating a little)
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>>42558369
That's a sin, you are sinning
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>>42558377
what do you mean. im not doing anything
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choids kissing choids
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>>42558362
aspartame?
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>>42558363
you don't really get to pick what you're attracted to unfortunately, it is what it is man
could be worse you could be into weird furry stuff
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>>42558393
Yeah those people are weird as fuck haha
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>>42558381
it's a win, you're winning
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if rick wants to suck me off that's fine, he's a very manly man, so it'd be very straight
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>>42558321
"Can I live with you in exchange for cuddles" is what you should have said.
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>>42558408
yayyyyyyy
>>42558393
im looking at weird furry stuff right now
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i dont want to jerk off anymore, i want to jerk somebody else off
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>>42558412
I don't wanna live with them though I just want a house
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>>42558427
i volunteer
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i’m faggotmoding today
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i cant get my vape liquid open i hate you epstein i hate you i hate you i hate you
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Beastieboys haters, you will not like my new playlist!
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>>42558369
Wow your sooo funny lol keep going I'm dying of laughter
>"ironic" reply pretending to think this is literally
>double back reply after the nb4 so you don't look as retarded
>return to form
>continue posting goyslop
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>>42558436
thank you for applying for this position, can you tell me why you want this job and what makes you qualified for it?
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>>42558425
>im looking at weird furry stuff right now
thoughts & prayers
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ive decided as part of my rebranding im going to download some new line stickers to avfag with. please look forward to them. i am going to categorise them extensively which will take some time. please say goodbye to menhera-kun
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>>42558445
proof?
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Green day haters be warned! This new playlist is not for you!!
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>>42558452
trip on babe you're not slick
>>42558458
don't pray for me im already saved
>>42558462
is this real
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Penis
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>>42558454
Well i am a man, i like jerking off but i like being jerked off more. I think my dick is fit for the position and you'd enjoy touching it
I also think you are hot so it shouldn't be too difficult to make me cum. I have a lot of experience cumming, i know i won't disappoint if given a chance
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looking at recipes right now, I won't divulge what kind of recipes, because it would get me put on a list, I won't divulge what kind list, but idc because all lists are bad
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ingredient list eh..... not a good look......
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>>42558467
proof of what
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>>42558509
please provide your faggot pass
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>>42558512
nyo!! :3c
>>
a lot of people sleep on how goated crock pots are, but you can literally fall asleep and wake up to a delicious meal
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>>42558474
3 bands I hate
Green Day, R.E.M. and U2
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Katy Perry heads you are of course welcome in my new playlist
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>>42558543
checks out
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>>42558565
remember this. i think about this every day. diva moment
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Ke$ha fan? I haven’t forgotten you! You will feel right at home in my new playlist
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>>42558543
I believe you
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>>42558547
i love himb so much
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>>42558586
QUEEN SHIT
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please god I will go to church twice a week if you give me a fitness guy who takes care of his skin and dances with his dog while making breakfast
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>>42558491
hmm... your application is under review
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>>42558598
he's always fagging out
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Tranner that goes hiking with me
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>>42558609
she looks like one of those robot dogs
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>>42558609
this video is giving me back problems
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>>42558609
its a perfectly valid form of locomotion
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>>42558607
i can only hope to be half as great as him
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>>42558633
i believe in you. you can do it
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ive got some loco motion for you right here
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thoughts on this cutie?
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>>42558636
hissing rabbitroach
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>>42558636
i look like this irl
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Look at him! Mao is listening to Ke$ha! LOL!
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>>42558636
where did you get this photo of me
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>>42558636
Pls don't post pictures of me outside of catbox
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>>42558636
>>42558651
>>42558660
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>>42558655
ke$ha was the ultimate goal of the cultural revolution
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giving up on that vape liquid. SORROW. SORROW. SORROW
i only have one left... i guess ill buy some more.... oughhhh my poor wallet i want ot hide it so i can stop tormenting it with stupid purchases
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>>42558672
I’m so happy the Chinese can now wake up feeling similar to P-diddy
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>>42558609
me retreating to my room with a snack at 2AM
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>>42558688
god that line did not age well
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my phones face id is starting to fuck up
i think the weight loss is going well
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i like when i see a screen full of posts from tripfags and namefags and think about someone somewhere seething about it. sometimes its the little things
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>>42558692
lol
>>42558701
yay
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>>42558701
whoaaaaa thats crazy hardcore... i wonder if mine is doing that it barely ever works so im so in the habit of using my fingerprint. maybe i should retrain it
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>>42558704
please get some hobbies
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I’D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE!!!!
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>>42558712
i have hobbies!!!! for example im hanging out with my husband right now
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>>42558720
going to find you and kiss you
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>>42558728
please let me brush my teeth first ive been eating dried fruit all morning
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my phones face id doesnt recognize me bc of how much more masculine ive gotten
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how long until f1nn5ter starts doing full on hardcore porn, any guessers in here
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@kevin_0connor_ bf
how do i get one as a boymoder tranny
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If anyone here knows Gaga tell her she never lost it
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>>42558742
I kinda dont care about e-celebrities and find it very boring to talk about them :) <3
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is f1nn5ter a poophon
what do we think chat?
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>>42558750
did you LISTEN to joanne or
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>>42558733
gremlin..
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I'm genuinely detached from reality and I can't tell if this is a manic episode or if I'm fucking correct
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how do i get a little more mexican
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me and who
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>>42558756
im a refined cosmopolitan beauty... im classy....
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>>42558760
god this is so kino i need this so bad
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>>42558757
take a nap if you can. sometimes it make me feel real again when i wake up
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>>42558755
what are you asking me
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Long day and at my wits end but I'm in my luteal phase so whats a girl going to do
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>>42558771
hehe idk :3
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>>42558753
Finn takes big man shits for sure
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>>42558766
I can't sleep everything is pointing towards the first manic episode of my life but what I'm Right
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>>42558780
oh first timer? good luck babe!
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>>42558776
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i need to do my shots but i dont want to stab myself
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hsts poops are a small amount of round rabbit pellets
john 50 poops are massive drain clogging logs
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>>42558759
I put bit of Tapatio on my Taco Bell for this
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i am sad for no reason hello sad for no reason i am sad for no reason
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>>42558793
you're going to summon poopanon
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>>42558795
a bit?? drench that shit homie
i miss tapatio they dont have it in binlan T_T
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>>42558788
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>>42558795
i dont think they sell tapatio here
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>>42558782
Thanks either I'm right and I'm killing myself or I'm wrong and this is a whole new chapter of my mental health and I'm also killing myself
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>>42558821
uhuh, see you tomorrow
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>>42558821
generally the goal is to not make any life altering decisions for the duration of the episode and a couple days after to be safe
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Hey who wants a bath?
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>>42558780
take a shower. very hot or very cold
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im really good at not making any life altering decisions id do great in a manic episode
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>>42558834
omg meeeeeeee
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>>42558844
Maybe I should have asked who want they bussy scrub-a-dubbed
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>>42558853
pervert...
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There was just a mass shooting at the Sonic Boom music store, Austin and Ally are dead :(
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>>42558858
oh my god is trish okay
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>>42558863
Still mia :(
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@Smoked meat girl
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>>42558866
god i hope she's safe
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>>42558882
“Guess who just got a job at the ATF approving FFL’s! …oh”
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>>42558857
I like clean bussy and I cannot lie
>>42558866
Are you feeling better Shivinah?
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>>42558853
that’s a weird thing to say
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>>42558898
I am :)
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I just had sex with a man
t. chaser
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>>42558880
oh hi again costco boy
hnnnng im jelly. that looks really really good
tfw no costco membership T_T
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>>42558907
pretty gay bro, thanks for sharing
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>>42558899
Okay but also I notice that’s not a no
>>42558906
I’m glad : )
What’s on the block for your next review?
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i finally figured out how to set up 3rd level keys on my keyboard ^~^ now i can type like a real finn
€øæ~£$¸'<'`§½ ̵/½|ÆØæ :DDDD
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>>42558880
wtf that WHOLE pizza is 13 dollars????
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Gawd DAMN overwatch is COOKING this year. Need to find a duo to become his Healslut asap.
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>>42558907
why couldn’t this be me qq
>>42558934
they are really big and pretty good too
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>>42558934
yeah costco pizza is super cheap
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>>42558949
A lot of opportunities to fuck men, you just have to get out there
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>>42558943
puta lucy
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>>42558925
I’m not sure but it’ll be good
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>>42558934
But there’s a membership fee to even walk in
>>42558949
They are pretty good, the hot dogs are really good
I just can’t stand being there however
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>>42557772
cute i'll love every second of that
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>>42558895
OH NO
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>>42557789
based autumn hope you have a great day!!
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>>42558957
Anon are you here everyday????? Everytime I post anything you comments that with no fail. What the hell? Do you live here? Are you an ai or something?

Anyways chasers here know I'm just a good catholic boygirl who is not slutty at all
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>>42558898
for shame... you have no respect for gut health
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Trannies, NEVER show your chaser pre-transition pictures. I've never been more turned off in my life.
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>>42558985
nta but im so sorry bronya i know thats v important to u do u need emotional support rn
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>>42558988
i love doing it and i'll never stop
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>>42558988
what about my fat pics of when i was years in transition but very very fat
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>>42558994
it's fine. im fine.
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>>42558982
Not sure what I have to do with that but thank you <3
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>>42558988
but i still look the same
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>>42559005
fuck @ed the wrong post lol it was you saying to queen out and live our best lives i approve as a chaser
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>>42558985
Catching trannies and washing them
>>42558988
I used to feel this way but over time it stopped bothering me
But then again I am talking about falling for someone, loving who they are and how that makes you love where they’ve come from, too
As opposed to fantasizing about a crossie
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>>42558962
i haven’t been inside a costco but my old roommate had a card so he’d buy us pizza sometimes
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>>42558988
mine are like a cognitohazard every time i see them i feel horribly depressed
i deleted most of them but once in a while i go digging and manage to find one i didnt get rid of for some reason and i just stare in horror
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>>42558943
ILY autumn <3

>>42558882
Big soph in chasergen?

>>42555938
Was this stu posting? Is stu using a new trip? Stu wife <3

>>42559014
Wulfims <3 Based
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>>42559013
:D
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>>42559016
They’re hell on earth to me, a sea of scrambling, pushy suburbanites
>>42559035
Alex is not Stu, Sophia is not Big Soph, and I am not Wilfum
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Ass fucking my tranny while her boy pictures are projected on the wall
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>>42559035
LMAO
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>>42556337
based
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>>42559063
dreamy
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>>42558880
fuuuuckk i need a costco membership
>>42558927
good job marie winemom loves u
>>42558907
tell me everything.
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>>42559035
>Big soph
Don't compare my delightful bronyetta to a lowly bnwo poster ever again
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i kinda wanna post it

>>42559087
:D <3333
winemom spotted!!!
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>>42557311
newyork style pizza is heaven on earth. I like it with pepperoni
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i wish i had a lil kitty cat to cuddle with
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>>42559099
aaaaa i want pizzaaaaaaaa
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>>42559107
:< im sorry anon
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>>42559097
post it
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>>42559119
idk.. should i... it's pretty gross... like RLY gross
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i looked like this prehrt back in 2024...
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>>42558907
Jealous, bro
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>>42559087
>Go to his house
>He had left the door unlocked as instructed
>I get in
>Find my way to his room
>He is in all fours on top of the bed, as instructed
>Completely smooth obviously
>Hoodie over his head so illusion isn't broken
>I pull my pants down, not even take off my jacket
>Pump for about 5/6 minutes
>Nut all over his cheeks
>Say 'Thanks fag'
>Leave
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>>42558984
There are dozens of us
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Fuck. I completely forgot that I got a job as a war correspondent last month. I haven’t been to work in weeks..
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>>42559139
DAAAAAAAAAMNNN BITCH
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>>42558988
A few have done this, I don't care at all
>>42559001
Yeah show those, I can show you my old gigafat pics too
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>>42559139
i wonder how it would have felt to be a conventionally attractive man
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>>42558934
$13 Canadian which is about $10 American
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>>42559122
Post it i want to see how gross you can be
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>>42559148
damn good for you thats some real fag shit. maybe i should get back on that
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my body doesn’t know how to sleep anymore
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>>42559158
i don’t actually wanna post em here. they r kinda gross because i had a lot of moid fat despite having massive thighs and ass. i wouldn’t mind seeing yours tho
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>>42559148
thats so hot faggotbro fugg
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>>42559170
same
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>>42559167
ok... what the hell why not
let us recoil in horror together
https://litter.catbox.moe/gvn5ar1no7os2dvk.jpeg
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>>42559090
big soph is a racegooner?
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>>42559169
>>42559172
Wait, how the fuck is that gay? Didn't you read the story? There was no personal contact whatsoever, it's not gay at all
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>>42559178
You've already shown this a bunch just not recently
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>>42559186
yea its been a minute
i thought i got rid of it but i found it again digging through old posts
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>>42559185
oh no yeah totally it seems super straight
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>>42559139
u look like christopher sopranos
what made u trans? not a joke question
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>>42559087
Ahoy there Winemother
>>42559107
Uhhh hello?
>>42559170
Are you into boxing?
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>>42559178
how old were you in that?
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>>42559203
ummmm maybe 21
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>>42559191
Just to be clear, it's gay for the guy taking it ofc, but not me.
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>>42559178
oh wow your ffs was really good u are unrecognizable
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>>42559216
i see i see
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>>42559199
that’s not me >:(
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>>42559195
AGP
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>>42559230
I didn’t say it was you???
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Winking girltwink asshole on my tongue
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>>42559207
Clapping your cheeks with that image projected on the wall making direct eye contact with your present day self
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>>42559234
ur saying it looks like me I HATE YOU
>>42559233
elaborate
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>>42559199
AHOY! how are uh ye today?
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>>42559195
thats not actually her that’s just a guy she goons to
kiria looks too gay and cute, not chad at all
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>>42559185
>just fucking me in the ass bro
>it's super straight
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>>42559255
what are you a cop listen if the guy says it's straight it's straight keep it moving
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what was your one rep max when you were gym repping? current reppers can answer too
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>>42559271
i was too gay i only did cardio. drank a lot of onions. tanned. listened to red scare religiously. dark time
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>>42559255
It's not straight, but it isn't gay either. It's like a legal void, i think that's the expression.
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>>42559245
could only get off by imagining me as a girl while looking in the mirror :(
>>42559252
hey first of all idk who that kirila is second that pic was literally me third i was a twinkchad pre hrt
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It is 100% heterosexual to fuck a twink in hopes of turning him into a girl. It also shows commitment and women love that.
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>>42559277
fuck i was hoping it would say basedlent. you know what i mean the meal replacement drink
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>>42559185
yeah yeah sure whatever slut do you have any other straight stories for me
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>>42559271
I don't do 1RM its not worth the stress on your joints
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>>42559284
you're fucking a man in the ass figure it out
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>>42559284
that's kind of why I boymode
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>>42559219
idk whenever i see that pic i have to go look in the mirror to make sure i dont look like that anymore
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>>42559284
bottoms are women
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>>42559277
what was your mile time?
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>>42559284
me next please. i would like to be the girl
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>>42559288
I do, i can tell them in person if you want. I'm 6'1 tho
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>>42559292
see
>>42559300
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>>42559301
i have no idea i wasn't like good at it i just went there and did whatever machine was free for hours while i spaced out
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sure is /gaycopegeneral/ in here
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>>42559312
yeah and its fucking hot mind your business
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Frankly, its gay to have sex. You lost. Youre a subby little betacuck pisspig to your own desire.
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>>42559294
mefchad dawgy... i dont know whether to be surprised or deeply unsurprised
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>>42559290
well how much do you lift more than one time?
>>42559311
dissociating on a treadmill is dangerous! hope you were on bikes
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i dont still have facial hair like that do i...
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>>42559245
It does look like the faces you make to try to be ugly in pics
>>42559246
https://voca.ro/172vn174Izwf
>>42559261
Fuckin cops, man
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>>42559317
lol pisspig
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yeah baby that's fuckin stonks
>>42559327
i liked the bikes cause i felt like they built my ass better but i used treadmills a lot too. it was fine i didnt die dont worry
>>42559330
literallyyyyy
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>>42559325
it's not really about emasculation, it's about commitment and potential
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>>42559341
in what sense. like you wouldn't want to date someone who wouldn't date you as a guy?
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>>42559325
dawgy is the most obvious bratty mef enjoyer
thats why she always calls herself a chad with big muscles and calls herself a gay man
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>>42559315
you're the type that likes to be called a little faggot princess aren't you
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>>42559352
right right
>>42559354
you can't prove anything
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>>42559309
no thanks shortstack.
>>42559354
HELP
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Twinkchan has no canines and wears pajamas in public
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anyone else get super sweaty under your boobs
it’s very annoying
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Winemother, how tall art thou? (There’s no wrong answer.)
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>>42559364
winemom did u see the pic from my walk i thought it was cool ^^ >>42556501
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>>42559368
chaser btw!
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>>42559368
yea its a pain. i put deodorant there. it helps a little
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>>42559178
Damn wren got sucked off by this dude
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>>42559378
lol
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i look different now right
right
i dont look like that anymore right
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>>42559380
kek
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>>42559348
I have a fetish for turning straight men into gay men who then want me be to be a girl, it's hard to explain
>>42559352
I quite literally am a chad with big muscles though
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>>42559383
yeah you look crazy different
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>>42559387
i see
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>>42559390
ok.. thx.. sry >< i shouldnt have posted it i always end up freaking out
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>>42559317
Phew I'm still straight them
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>>42559383
like i said u look unrecognizable
i could only tell it was u because of the hair and autistic eyes
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>>42559387
>I have a fetish for turning straight men into gay men
Ahh now i understand why you like Rick so much, it's because with him you can skip this stage since he is already gay. Actually smart
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>>42559377
Nice walk Mamo
>>42559383
Yes you do look a lot different
It’s crazy to think how many years I have known you
I remember that pic of you having fallen asleep I guess on vchat
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>>42559397
Why did you ignore my post? >>42559244
I thought it was romantic
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>>42559359
>>42559364
i dated a tranner for a couple of years that was really into that kind of thing
i know what you are yaoi posters...
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>>42559383
Yeah but you still look like a dysgenic autistic man
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>>42559387
>fetish for turning straight men into gay men who then want me be to be a girl
Holy compatible
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>>42559408
no, I like rick because his personality is nice and he looks very handsome
I think being gay before we meet is a giant red flag, what I want is to gradually open you to the idea of being gay with me and only me
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>>42556501
HOLY SHIT THATS IMMACULATE!!! omg im on my way mamooo <3A<3
>>42559376
194cm
>>42559397
ur literally the cutest evr now i wish u were a lil critter i could keep in my pocket
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>>42559419
don't look at me like that... im just a fujoshi... you're projecting...
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Thoughts on the mascot?
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>>42559432
JFC
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>>42559437
i want to grab its plush little ass cheek and squeeze until it bursts
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>>42559437
his body is a good shape for shoving up my butthole
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>>42559300
TRVKE
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>>42559437
Ripe for polar bear cock
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>>42559428
you are a sick person
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>>42559437
Albino Weasel Bowling Pin
I like him
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>>42559428
what does being gay with you mean exactly
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>>42559407
thank u.. i think..
will try to calm down
>>42559411
woa u remember that??? that's ancient mamo lore
>>42559418
if u did that i think i would cry and probably hurt myself afterwards
youd prob like that tho wouldnt u
>>42559422
concerned. do i still have facial hair like that do u think...
>>42559432
ikr it was so pretty i even walked on a little frozen stream!! ive never done that before...
thx winemom <3 ily
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>>42559339
you can overhead press more than i could squat lol. you could also overhead press me
>>42559340
are you sure?
>>42559368
only in summer
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>>42559469
Why did you name yourself "worthless"?
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>>42559465
I have an entire archive of fanfics explaining this
>>42559467
I bet will never forget that pic
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>>42559479
do u remember the happy meal thread...
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>>42559469
its like 50/50
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>>42559482
Not off the top of my head, give me some hints
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>>42559452
I'm very sane, based, and redpilled. I have seen what lurks deeper and I don't want that
>>42559465
like, just finding me attractive I guess? Or do you mean to ask what I'm into in regards to sex?
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>>42559437
looks like a bowling pin
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>>42559467
No, i wouldn't like that, just thought it would be fun
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>>42559500
lol twinning >>42559464
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>>42559478
because i am
>>42559509
omg
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oooh what if i put on a cute outfit and go into town early and get mcdonalds breakfast before therapy. hmmm but then if i go into town i might spend money. troubling
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i wish that being trans gave u some kind of tragic backstory animu aura instead of just mental illness
>>42559493
oh well i dont think i posted face there so wouldnt have had any reason to make the connection
that was one of my first threads i threw a tantrum over getting a happy meal when they were doing those adult happy meals w the toys but there was no toy in mine ;~;
>>42559502
sry i just assumed that was something a chaser would like
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>>42559513
Did you have another name here at any point?
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>>42559515
sorry insane blogpost ive started literally using this thread instead of talking to myself out loud its getting bad
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>>42559496
>” like, just finding me attractive I guess? Or do you mean to ask what I'm into in regards to sex?”
idk you said that being gay before you meet is a red flag, and you want someone to gradually open up to being gay with you. i have no idea what that means honestly. like presumably someone would see you as a girl and be interested in you for that right? you look like a girl.
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>>42559437
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>>42558750
went to college w/ her
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>>42559528
GYATT DAM
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Life is so beautiful
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>>42559520
Holy moly I do remember thatttttttt!
It’s so strange and cool to have been hanging out for this long but also kind of be strangers at the same time
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>>42559540
sauce?
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>>42559513
You’re not worthless tho
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>>42559050
Post a wulfim spiddoes vocaroo please mister <3

>>42559139
Sanity?

>>42559287
Big Soph I haven't seen u in ages <3

>>42559540
Autumn <3

>>42559432
Wren?
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>>42559522
a few
>>42559556
kind of you to say
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>>42559553
Buffalo or honey garlic
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>>42559513
are you the tranny with a line tattoo across your face?
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>>42559563
yes i am big soph. Black people
>>
new
>>42559573
>>42559573
>>42559573
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>>42559571
hmmm can i get both?
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>>42559527
yes, the person will likely see me as a tomboy of some kind with a penis, hesitant at first, but slowly opening up to future "gay" stuff, I mean in the sense that a woman with a penis is inherently gay. I don't know, I just don't see much of a future with like 99% of gay people. It's gotta be someone that actually likes me, even if I am sort of a guy. They can't be after me because of fetish reasons, they gotta like me, my personality, my looks, everything. I don't want to be a fetish
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>>42559541
wow gosh how long ago was that now, maybe 4 years
god i was seriously in a downward spiral back then Dx
strange how much life has changed
im glad there's still ppl around from back then ^_^
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>>42559563
Why am I the only correct one??
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>>42559584
i hope you find them one day!
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>>42559583
Absolutely
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>>42559572
no
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>>42559520
>sry i just assumed that was something a chaser would like
I would never push anyone's limits if they were not comfortable with it. What i hope would happen is me being capable of convincing you that that (or some other stuff) would be fun, and you'd trust and like me enough to try it, does that make sense to you? I think that's how a relationship works anyway, both people need to give in to some stuff, be flexible, trust each other. But if it was a definite no it's ok, i am pretty creative i'm sure i could come up with something else
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>>42559596
I almost had it one day, believe it or not. I know it's possible, so it's not hopeless, just hard. But I don't do things because they're easy, I do things because they make me hard
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>>42559181
Yeah, used to tell white guys to kill themselves on voca on r9k and bnwo post
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am i go insane
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ew ew ew
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how strong are men. could a man support my weight
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>>42559496
dawgy its not gay to think you are a very pretty girl fuck you!!

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