>>42583024
we could fucking and stuffed bro

Man this makes me depressed. Being gay really shouldve been gatekept to pretty people only... https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKk9QwNNqHv/

>>42583042
>Locked in
I tell myself it's just one more until it becomes true

my babys heart is blue
And a second off beat
Always talking at me like he’s running out of daylight
Yeah my baby acts cool but we all know something ain’t right
Ain’t right

>>42582007
Could you see butt cracks?

>>42583067
I just cook. sex is weird and scary while masturbating is easy and good enough. I wish we still chemically castrated gays. Then I'd have a chance

>>42583066
I'm hypothetically a vers

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>>42583042
both tbqh

>>42583089

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https://youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?si=D1BSt6X0lwW1pXvB

Have you ever shot with a hunting bow?

>>42583089
>gays in a video
>they act mega gay
I'm somehow surprised by this

>>42583114
>sex is weird and scary
>I'm hypothetically a vers
pick a lane crazy. also just masturbate me

>>42583089
Being gay should be for uggos only so I don't feel so left out

>>42583114
You like frotting and blowjobs?

anxious due to daddy issues
wish I had a big strong confident bf to go with me to visit my dad and help me feel ok before, during, and after, hopefully with sex

>>42583042
I always give up

>>42583152
Verse tops are the optimal tops, they let/make you play with their butt sometimes -w-

kim are you there kim

>>42583184
i can get a regular top to do that

>>42583184
my bf likes to hold me in place or pull me back on his tongue using my cock and balls

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>>42583152
Those two things are in perfect alignment. Anyways you ever had clear wine? I bought a bottle for tomorrow and idk what to expect. Impulse purchase

>>42583177
>I always give up
we know delta

>>42583184
Once I got lucky and he straight up spread his cheeks apart

>>42583194
nothing too gross like yesterday.
me and ur son have something going on.

>>42583208
they aren't but whatever. i don't drink

>>42583208
the fuck? how is that possible?

>>42583172
Anytime I've ever been in a remotely intimate situation I've sperged out and ran away. Literally hid and locked myself in an office he could access once in college.

Who do you have in the Superbowl?

>>42583238
I have no idea that's why I bought it. Tasting notes sounded nice and I'm expecting very light considering.
>aroma cherry & raspberry with notes of green apple and fresh acidity

>>42583089
QwQ i will never ever have this

>>42583206
I love that for you :o i would love to be the bottom in that situation

>>42583198
Sometimes, their iffy
>>42583227
Did you eat and plap his hole owo

i hate hippie culture
do we read slouching towards bethlehem next

>>42583240
I have a boston shirt, so my roommate said I should cheer for the patriots I think, but I hardly ever know what is happening.

>>42583089
I'm depressed that I can't do handstand whatever the fuck pull-ups that guy was doing

>>42583296
i am the older archetype
i am the beatnik. gay, violent, trade-adjacent
or at least i identify and am more kin to that

>>42583240
Oh holy fuck, you hid in an office closet?
That does sound scary, I hope you mean he couldn't access.

beatniks dont do acid. acid didnt even exist in allen ginsbergs prime

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>>42583298
Patriots v seahawks. Both QBs are hot but it's a top/bot litmus test. Maye is cuter to me

>>42583327
Allen Ginsberg is the most pretentious, least interesting person to exist
literally extremely Jewish, extremely communist, and extremely gay in a bad way
just pumping out absolute trash with no substance
fuck I'm so glad he's dead, he made gays look bad

>>42583333
I was advised correctly, left is daddy

>>42583320
Couldn't* yeah
We worked together in security and i was his supervisor. I swing by for a checkup at like 3am and he's talking about taking dick on the job. Made an inference at me. I excused myself to the graduate lounge he didn't have the keys to and snuck out the back. Gotcha watch yourself around these whores yk

oh i didnt mean to bring up the beats kim, if it kinda triggers u or something..
ur commentary on my cultural analysis of them is lacking and something that did not go unnoticed.

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look how cute my bf is

>>42583296
idk i thought acid was shit only unpopular people do and have access to. im personally not interested in that.
are u doing acid kim?

>>42583346
Left is seahawks. Right is pats.

oh i love weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, im just not ready to commit to being a stoner and also i need to like get a degree and a career and other things
and it kinda rly dont help me when trying to get that stuff lol

The power went out, and now I'm scared and my roommate isn't home :c

>>42583354
That's a wild advance to make at work, I've had guys ask me out or flirt, but I think I would also freak out in that situation, like I'm not trying to end up fired and on a list, wtf.

>>42583510
he'll be home soon
in a mask
with a knife...

>>42583377
disgusting

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>>42583510
:$ if these candles go out I'm going to cry

>>42583527
Don't make me more scareeeeed

>>42583530
don't get too spooked

>>42583510
You don't have flashlights or a lantern or something?

And yeah he was nuts but the few times I've been solicited by someone cute on grindr I freeze up too. Uggos idc but anybody even moderately attractive... Finally deleted the app. I don't blame him. One of these days I'll figure it out

but i need to talk to the coordinator of my evaluation right to get results?!

should I hook up with a random grindr guy it's been almost a year since I last had sex and I'm still feeling like shit

>>42583567
I have my phone flashlight and 66% battery :x
I just got all cozy on the couch, maybe I'll just eatch something
>>42583557
I'm toughing it out for now, I can't abandon my cat ;~;

yeah i hate Beau. lazy retard
worst misconception is that i am a Beau. I AM NOT A BEAU AND NEVER WAS A BEAU, RETARD.

>>42583569
Big back long crack

>>42583620
And drain your phone battery? Read a book by candlelight. Masturbate to your mindscape. Go to bed early. Save the battery for emergencies

I wish I could get cozy on the couch with my daddy bf and rub his feet and snuggle and laugh together and just feel safe and comfortable and loved and that he'd be happy and feel loved
and maybe we could have sex but he wouldn't force it and would be really understanding if i started crying during sex and he'd stop and comfort me and let my cry into his shoulder and then he'd maybe have to go masturbate but it's ok bc I'd need some space and then when he comes back I'd be more grounded and we could snuggle again and he'd tell me he still loves me and I'd tell him I love him too

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grindr keeps all the good guys behind the paywall

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What's the point of being gay if you're a fugly?

>>42583686
easy sex/cum dump for random men

>>42583686
gives the higher ups something to laugh at

>>42583661
You cool if I eat out of a pan on the couch?

>>42583706
only if you're white

>>42583567
I have my phone light and 66% battery, my roommate said the power company said 4 hours... Maybe I should just try to sleep

>>42583557
We're have a gale warning so the wind is all howling and trees are brushing the house, it's so immersive and unsettling...
I can really notice my tinnitus

>>42583686
Idk. But I'll lyk once my life finds a purpose

>>42583713
I work at a power company. 4 hours means you're in the que but your neighborhood isn't important enough for rapid response. Plan for 12. Go to bed

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I was so wound up I'm double posting, lmao

Lights came back on a second ago, I'm plugging my pone in incase it goes out again

>>42583729
Oh well I don't know shit then. Nvm me.

>>42583686
Immunity to women is a blessing sis.

>>42583673
Enshittification
Lots of blank profiles, geezers, troons, bots, and lardasses

>>42583742
it's always been that way, sans the trannies

I'm gonna go to sleep right now while everything is normal and the house has a noise floor.

>>42583725
>>42583733
I'm lucky, last time they said 4 hours it took a bit more than 4.

sailor moon or card captor sakura?

>>42583807
utena

>>42583807
When I was learning Japanese Cardcaptor Sakura was a banger to watch. Any adult that would watch it outside of a language learning context is a freak imo though.

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>>42583807
Sailor moon no competition

>>42583829
i watched it as a child every saturday morning.
my favorite cereal was cinnamon toast crunch.

>>42583854
sup sailor sluts~

>>42583686
Date another fugly?

>>42583829
The relationship between Sakura and Yuki is really gross in retrospect

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>>42583885
ya but

>>42583807
sakura
haven't seen it in years though

>>42583857
Nothing wrong with that. I remember it being on when I was a young teen, always felt like it had a strange eerie feeling to me at the time.

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>>42583907
there's a whole universe that stems from clow reed. i love xxx holic. i often feel like watanuki working for yuko

pendulous daddy dick!!

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gay, or asian.
call it

I am unhappy with the meanies on this site. I'm going to have a frustrated cum then go to bed. Not this thread specifically but still fuck you all.

yeah. i pride myself on not being repulsive

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>>42583943
gn anon
I'm going to bed too
sleep well

i didnt knowed how weak people can be until i read about what doxxing was

>>42583944
My whole sense of pride is based off of how repulsive I am.

how can you love me at my best if you can't love me at my worst?

kinda tragic how most men cant voluntarily consume childrens literature

>>42584020
could be worse. look at our president.

>>42583963
sweet dreams drawing anon

tragic!

>>42584010
what if your best isn't very good

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>>42584082
then surpass your limits.

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Can any AI wizards work their magic?

we change a lot and were ok with changing

Have you ever found an Indian man attractive? I realized that I've found men of every race hot... except Indians.

>>42584104
SHITTY GIF RETARD FUCK YOU

>>42584187
I figured out that the whitish ones override my dick digust program far more than hispanics, asians, or blacks do
if the indian guys are hot and white-ish looking you can actually fap to them
the hottest is junglestring but they keep a TIGHT lid on their porn

https://gayvidster.com/watch/viraaj-friends-bareback

and plus indians are usually so much less restrained than americans
american commercial gay porn is awful and non sexual you can tell they are just doing it for money and aren't enjoying it at all

movie was gas
https://youtu.be/g8zxiB5Qhsc

plot summary:
the orphan of a whore seeks revenge on the men that trafficed her.

the dolls are bodying though

>>42584315
we are NOT all about the insides

i might not be
the right one
it might not be
the right time
but there's something about us
i want to say
there's something between us anyway

i'm all about insides when my man up in 'em.

>>42583089
this is peak gay, shame theres so many fatties and failed male gays

>>42561591
NORTH KOREA IS A GAY PARADISE

>>42584430
>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKk9QwNNqHv/

u better not no me holding hands with my boyfriend in public

there's a fine line between totallystraight and homo. hand holding is unacceptable.

idk why u yes that and no men kissing each other in public and holding hands

>>42584525
posters in this thread rly would believe this but yes whats going on in that vid lol

I hate when masturbating doesn't cheer me up

>>42584683
*hands u a sour watermelon fruit gummie*

it's called gay chicken. you go as close as possible without touching.

>>42584683
going back to the well for the 6th time in a day is probably asking a little too much anon

>>42584853
>oh no, we touched again

it's not gay. stop saying that.

>>42584853
let's pretend we're together, for the lulz
let me wrap my arm around you, as if ur mine
imagine what people would think. haha.

>>42585221

! ! !

>>42585221
if shiza tried this the table would break

what if shiza woke up one day hating final fantasy?

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>>42583042
Is Ella Langley the new queen of gays?
https://youtu.be/hLOheGDwD_0

GOLY FUCK ITS THE WEEKEND FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGERS FIUUUCK O CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH WALLLE SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UUUUUP 6H SLEEEEP IN WEEEEKEND SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KIILLLLLL

https://youtu.be/uVjRe8QXFHY?feature=shared

how's your hole on this fine morning

>>42586028
Ya when your famous it can be kinda fun... its really you but noone ever discovers...

Transmasculine gay couples are hecking valid

>>42585811
Sorry I forgot there was a cave dweller in the room over

I want to fuck Shawn Ryan.

>>42586211
A Neanderthal...

>>42586228
i want to fuck you

>>42586199
Is that like poon4poon?

stretching anon's hole

>>42586296
Poon is a slur

wish my hole was being stretched

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the only time i like my own reflection is when i've had a few drinks in me, anyone relate?

>>42586424
what about when you've had a few loads in you

>>42586424
no, i'm normal you alky

tex should quit drinking

anon should quit posting.

>>42586424
I feel there is a force in the universe that negatively effects only my reflection.

>>42586467
i quit posting if you quit drinking for 1 (one) week

>>42586468
your brain

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>>42586476
sorry but drinking is a necessity in my life. you would not understand.

I find it disgusting that Epstein preyed on underage girls. It’s just as bad when gaygen tops prey on underage bottoms

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>>42586506
who cares, let’s talk about hot adult bottoms

>>42586509
he's a bottom?

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>>42586509
pathetic body hair.
please consider the following.

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have you ever done this with a bro?

>>42586515
my penis would like to consider his hole

>>42586516
no, i don't play games

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>>42586518
your penis should consider celibacy, these sorts of men are for holding close and tight in bed for maximum comfort and safety and good dreamsmaxing you filthy lusty CHUD.

>>42586527
>claims to want to hold men tight
>won't hold their prostate with his penis
ngmi

>>42586511
Yes afaik

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>>42586537
i will hold your prostate in my hand and then crush it to fleshy bits. you will never feel pleasure again.

need to start using rogaine on my upper abdominal or I'll never be good enough for Tex

>>42586516
yeah, I have, also same watching football or tv
have a love/hate thing for being on my knees tho makes me feel like a bitch ngl
feels more equal if we're on the bed know that sounds autistic tho

>>42586527
Why are you always so anti-sex?

>>42586515
is that Santino?

>>42586543
i see why you need alcohol to make it through the day

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>>42584123

>>42586550
power dynamics can be wierd and mostly in your head so thats understandable

Dissolving my bf's filler while he sleeps

tex is real MAGA gay

>>42586554
thank you for relating to my struggle.
>>42586553
no that's my future bf. please be nice to him and help me manifest him.
>>42586551
why are you always so unapologetically cringe? at least own up to it for once.

>>42586562
just like mental illness

>>42586579
i wish he didn't look so cringe when being fucked

>>42586588
Link his porn

Sam Altman is evil.

>>42586593
thediegovoxxx.bsky.social

>>42586610
saved, i will make an account on bluesky just to watch his videos

>>42586616
he's probably on twitter too, i don't know

>>42586572
You’re always so angry honey . Maybe have some sex, it will help on your bitterness and crankiness . You’re welcome!

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>>42586621
thank you anon

>>42586628
Did you name yourself after Socrates' wife?

>>42586631
The meaning of XANTHIPPE is an ill-tempered woman

>>42586640
that comes from tales of Socrates' wife

socrates more like suck on these, AMIRITE FELLAS?

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why are wokies like this?

>>42586656
how many beers in are you?

>>42586663
six i think. but all i've eaten today was fries (thoroughly frenched, if you even fucking care) from chick fil a. i'm a bit buzzy, bee style.

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>>42586656
can we see your hands?

>>42586658
why do so many American conservative insist that I have to fellate this tiny little middle eastern shithole? like jfc i hope the yanks get paid for this or get something in return

How do I convince a low-IQ, narcissitic boomer that using chatGPT is actively making them dumber and ruins their life?

>>42586678
I really don't think someone who spends their time on 4chan should be dishing advice to anyone. As if this place has made you smarter?

>>42586671
i don't have hands.

>>42586687
I mean it's still better than a chatbot that actively plays into your delusions.

>>42586693
posters on here play into people's delusions all the time though

>>42586672
I just know a bisexual queer woman posted this cause gays love jewish dicks irl

>>42586704
Sure, but anons will also call you a delusional retard, if you post something dumb, AI will never do that, it's optimized to stroke your ego.

>>42586689
interlimbs

>>42586689
>can never hold hands with Tex
it's so over

>>42586678
how do you convince a pig that wallowing in mud is le bad?

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Pick one

>>42586733
no, i'll top em both

>>42586693
ChatGPT can still dish out cold hard facts. It can teach you math even. This place can only make you into a complete and utter bitch.

>>42586671
what level is this creature?

>>42586739
Then why are you here instead of learning math from chatGPT?

>>42586671
Her proportions are so weird
>>42586733
right is more sex-shaped

>>42586744
Am I not allowed to take a break and tall to the bitch ass hoes on here?

>>42586733
I pick the Jewish guy

>>42586671
Why do white women have GIANT hands? Do they have more testosterone than Asian men?

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>>42586689
can we see your legs?

>>42586751
for giant north cocks

>>42586745
all celebrity kids have weird proportions ive started noticing

Where the HELL is my husband???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dml0JEgRpc0

>>42586764
they are long and huge that's all i care to share about that topic.

>>42586745
>>42586771
She used to be fat

>>42586776
Would you let Bill Cosby pour you a drink?

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>>42586776
show your long and huge legs pls

Quite wide too. VERY wide.

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>>42586798
be very considerate.

think i'm gonna sit on a dildo and play with my penis

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would you date a Chinese Latino cowboy?

>>42586824
no, sounds like DID

>>42586824
maybe years ago when i was chinese

>>42586812
try and not touch your cock it's better when bottoms get off on me fucking them annoying when they start to jack off
t. top

>>42586812
u can play penis no dildo

>>42586812
remember to post pics

>>42586831
i'm not a bottom
>>42586832
i need some variety
>>42586835
no

>>42586831
not a single bottom in the history of the universe got off to your kiddie thrusts, nerd

what does it feel like when a bottom is horny for cock? does their anus pulsate like a top's cock?

>>42586824
>the new Texans

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>>42586838
avert your gaze

Do John Dalys taste good or should I skip the tea and drink spiked lemonade instead

>>42586839
majority of texans are white collars that wear cowboy boots and cowboy hats when they're off the clock with yellow snake tread (DO NOT INTERACT) license plates on their lifted dodge rams that never see an unpaved road outside i35. the idealized texan does not exist.

>>42586851
libtard

>>42586857
i am merely stating my experience living in texas for 28 years.

finished now 2h nap

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>lil jon's son drowned in a pond

I was thinking it was a child when I saw the news article, but his son was 27! Why can't blacks swim, even in a pond that is only 3-4ft deep?

https://i.postimg.cc/GmS9DYcf/Screenshot-2026-02-07-13-31-37-58-99c04817c0de5652397fc8b56c3b3817.jpg

Good morning USAAAAA, I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!

>>42586883
post hole

>>42586883
*in Morgan Freeman narrator voice* it was in fact a terrible day for anon

Remember that episode of American dad where Stan let himself go and got really fat but then it’s revealed that he’s actually deathly thin and suffering from anorexia

>>42586905
he became a bitchy mean girl like every chud

i really miss obama

>>42586914
i bet his hole is insanely hairy

>>42586851
That is the idealized texan
t. grew up in Frisco before it became India

>>42586914
he wasn't a good president, what do you miss?

>>42586937
it was peaceful

>>42586935
frisco has always been affluent shitheels larping as rural just like the rest of dfw. indians have always been a part of it too lol i've seen more indians walking the neighborhoods in flower mound than i have in frisco. that's just texas.

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i love men >.<

I love grabbing young guys' cocks

>>42586962
ready to bottom

>>42586962
but do men love you?

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>>42586965
how young

>>42586945
aside from the spying on everyone bit, and the continuation of war in the middle east and drone strikes

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>>42586978
some love me some hate me i get very ambivalent reactions

>>42586995
you should conduct a scientific study by kissing lots of men and documenting their reactions

Think this is gonna be one of those days where I just bedrot until the lack of food or water gives me a headache

>>42587061
those tats automatically disqualify him from that title even before seeing any other part of him

>>42586981
Yes

Together we stand, divided we fall

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more white gay socks i concurrr purrrr

>>42587142
About my legs

>>42587145
This looks like my bf

Wish I was in bed with a hairy naked man

>>42587158
I am :3

I remember when I was here years ago I proposed gay socks theory and everyone laughed, years later and gays are still weird when it comes to socks in a way that I will never understand being bi.

>>42587158
how hairy
like, reasonably hairy or gorilla-tier?

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>>42587152
you stupid whore i hate u pls perish

I wish I was in to feet. Lots of hot guys have tried to do foot stuff w me and I just can't enjoy it

together we goon, divided we troon

>>42587167
Then why are you here
I'm flexible

>>42587171
I meant to say I'm flexible to you

>>42587181
I'm glad I'm not into feet. People who try to do foot stuff are usually unattractive to me

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>>42587181
i don't wish i was into feet, but it would have made things easier. rather than always looking up porn where they keep their shoes or socks on

>>42586962
>short ankle length socks
hnnnnnnnngghggggggggg

Not particularly into feet. They're just another body part. Other than actual private areas I like pits, chests, and bellies more than feet

>>42587152
i hope you shave his mustache off in his sleep, so creepy on a guy who looks like a twink

I clicked my oil radiator up to setting 2. Contemplating setting 3. The winds are howling and are expected to keep howling until tomorrow. I have enough tendies to make it through without having to go outside.

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>>42587235
for me, i dont really need to touch them or lick them (some even suck on the toes) to be turned on. i just need to see them. if its a hot porn scene and the guys' feet are in the shot, the scene becomes 10 times hotter suddenly

>>42587244
t. life of a europoor

>>42587244
Cozy up while you can not too much winter left

>>42587265
its one of those electric plug in radiators
i figured out how nice they are from my travels
I have heat but its forced air and its rather noisy and drying on the skin this is a lot better, quiet
im american

>>42587277
cool. i should have assumed otherwise desu because you mentioned tendies. i dont think euros are big on tendies anyway. whats you fave sauce on your tendies?

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>>42587241
looks way better without the stache too

>>42587289
usually just ketchup, im pretty boring that way
sometimes I apply the chick fil a honey mustard
if im being really fancy you can make "real" honey mustard by mixing mayo with actual honey and mustard, which is probably the best but the most work

>>42587313
ever tried nashville hot sauce?

odds dilate
evens shovel

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>wake up
>see this
what do

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>>42587340
mega rape

szcziszha lazchowczshki

>>42587340
tell him to replace his shower curtain because it looks piss stained on the bottom

>>42587324
im too wussy for spicy food, I mean I like a little tiny spicy but not very spicy

>>42587366
He's dead to me, he betrayed America

>>42587340
Slap his booty

>>42587340
Put it in his sigmoid colon

Mess with Michael Bay and you mess with America

>>42587389
but this is japan

>>42587292
my hair is starting to look like this and it's due to thinning. I need help

how do i get bf

>>42587409
what's your height, dick size, and foot size?

>>42587396
Every country in the world belongs to America

>>42587430

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>>42587340
Hug him from behind, squeeze hard, and whisper in his ear that I love him more than everything on this world.

>>42587434
retard