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>>43182629
INTJ and no lmao my other type is cancer w/gemini rising btw

>>43182620
i dont eat meat

>>43182629
im isfp ig but some letter where closer to the middle 9w1 962

>>43182629
>QOTT
idk the only personality test i take seriously is the CIA one that told me i'm retarded

>>43182629
infp so you should all kiss my feet

INFP
I think it's fun and has the same value as astrology. Like it's not not-real.

>>43182629
INTP. I mean, it's got more predictive validity than astrology, because people are actually answering questions, but it's not like, meaningful
>>43182706
I took that one too, it told me I had an fixation on my own "autistic inventions"

>>43182646
gay

i thought we were all gay here

if i say i'm straight then i'm straight and my actual sexual preferences and actions don't change that. sometimes straight men exclusively have sex with men and that's fine.

ill never have sex so i don't think about it

i want to have sex with you

I am INFP-T

ffs or mastdctomy? why does my penis smell so good? how come sometimes i think about kissing other men? why wont another man approach me in public?

*gasp* wench...

when and from whence came the wench

so forward

ENFP but with tranny caused social anxiety, I don't think they mean much but they're an ok ice breaker like astrology.

being fat or being a manmoder. which makes sex harder

fat + tall = sex, fat + short = it's over.
manmoder sex...

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my back doesnt bother me. my hips domt bother me. my face doesnt bother me. i am zen and i will build a good life despite manmoding

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im disgusting though //

just sex

>>43183920
penis

only a fag would look

im faketrans and ive been known it since i was 12. i was faketrooning before i knew what troons were in fact.

why are there homer lips under the nipple

chatgpt says my parents abused me whenever i describe my attempts to come out as a kid

>>43183937
i'm straight MSM

i mean i feel like purposely looking away is gayer

>>43182629
ENFP and in a relationship with INFP. We are soulmates

i can enjoy anything i want to enjoy because i end up thinking how i look like a man

>spent my youth as a fat closeted gay guy
>loses weight
>gets raped
>gains weight
i spend my life as a fat closeted gay guy

>>43183995
heartwarming. pooner has become a poonchad and is now comfortable with his body. can i get amen?

>>43184011
kek

>>43184010
so if i raped you while you were fat would you lose weight?

>>43184026
we could give it a shot

>do i look like a man
>”haha noooo you look so cute”
>do i look male
>”well frankly you know how i would never lie to you but there’s so much variation an..”
>do i look like a male
>”…yes”
why is this every conversation

people think all trannies start freaking out and stab you to death if you tell them they look male even if they prompt it

and it always turns into some ‘you can still make it if you x.y,z’ or like ‘ooh that’s so awful can’t you to love yourself? im sure you can find happiness with the body you have’ type SHIT oh my god

>>43184046
i look male and i do that

i am NOT happy

what’s interesting about the college basketball controversy between the white male coach and the black woman coach is i initially sided with the white man despite having no context and that he basically used the same flimsy lie as white men with authority over me always use and i didnt see it because they have gaslit me to that extent. it’s a white man’s world

i have just constructed the perfect man substitute out of an old long rectangular bag,5-7 jackets, and a pillow case. if i hug it just right with a noose tightened around my neck, it's like i'm being strangled by a big strong muscular man while holding onto his chest. never kill yourself!

>>43184204
holy shit i'm going to try this

>>43184204
this is so inspiring, WAGMI mansisters

>>43184225
don't tighten too much or you'll just die

How do i get hrt without being put on a government list

i really could go for a mcdouble rn for some reason

>>43182629
INFJs and INFPs are

FEMALE

BRAINED

BOTTOMS

>>43184589
But i look like a man

>>43184601
Don't worry about it kitten

>>43184589
I'm INFP and I'd do anything to bottom for someone but nobody wants an ugly old hon :(

>>43184611
It's okay babygirl

>>43184604
okay
yay

Good morning tiddy boys. Today i make a pineapple upside down cake for moms bday

>>43184869
I'll hold you upside down and shove my pineapple inside your cake

>>43184893
Well the upsidedown part makes this metaphor spatially mysterious

>>43184946
who is the jews in this analogy

>>43184975
Not me i have no rabbi to sponsor conversion:( guess that makes you the jew

>>43184036
I have been complimented pretty by some random people ig for a man, but that's about it. I have and never malefail.

I only male fail with black people and its becouse they cant tell yts apart

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>>43185016
Hhhhhnnnnnnn Dx *pop*

*fuzzy overheads u*

all you guys ever talk about is sex sex mcdonalds

>>43185205
*stagger pressures u*

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i dont get it

warms my heart that we have twitter tranny artists in /mmg/ :)

>>43184946
Being spatially confused is female brained

>>43184975
Male brained

>>43185016
Male brained

>>43185246
Female brained

>>43185246
Why did you draw them brown

>>43185300
It's female brained to always draw yourself lighter than the male. Even if both of you are white

I think people perceive me as a straight man

i perceive you as an ugly lesbian

I literally look like a man even when I put in effort
My skin looks like shit
My fave is wrong
My hair is trash
My boobs are manboobs
My fat is fat
I’m literally a fub

Don't you think that you don't sound that bad until you hear a recording of your own voice?
>Thought I sounded like a young guy.
>Sound like a broken 40-year-old man.

>>43185767
no I know exactly how I sound which is like an autistic slightly faggy stunted-development autist with extra autism and a deep resonant voice

the worst part of my vocaroo posting was when i mistook my own vocaroo for someone else’s and got confronted with my own horrid voice

>>43185839
I don't even voice train because it’s cringe af. But Jesus, my friends all say that I sound way older than I look I guess that smoking cigars will do to you. It explains why I get carded until I open my mouth.

it's tuesday

yep. but cismoid came back so idk if we’re gonna see any tummies

I actually like my manly raspy voice

>>43185936
same

how can i dress like a slut without looking like a faggot or a rapist

embrace the faggot rapist inside you

im a sensitive shy pseduo-bisexual male i dont want to be a faggot rapist

dressing like a slut is not very shy

ok but if i dress like a slut then maybe i can stop being shy

jon’s gonna train me in another responsibility, which means i’ll be harder to fire when i admit/they find out i lied on my resume lol

I recently realised my voice is so masculine it makes trans and other people genuinely confused about me and they all default to “he/him *insert nickname that’s not gendered or plainly nasc name here*” even though they know you are a trans abd your feminine name and used to not do that

>>43185645
i am a gay male however

i need ffs so goddamn bad bros

i'm snewing (girlmoding effortlessly)

i dont even want to be a woman i just want to look look like one

i just wanted to look better

>>43182629
In retrospect, I should have looked if there were other threads first
>What's your MBTI type?
its between a INFP-T and an INFJ-T
>Do you believe it's meaningful or has any value?
MBTI is a no, Big 5 is a yes

My funeral dress is coming in the mail
Plus accessories and a few extras for my bed
I’ll look so good

imagine if hrt only worked through eye injections

>>43186860
Imagine if it didn’t exist

>>43186813
are you ill

>>43186870
that would cure the trans illness

>>43186883
I’m terminal yeah
I’ll have my mom prepare me
Idk how long it will take but I’m gonna be ready

>>43186901
i'm sorry

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>>43186860
I'd still do it

>>43186936
It’s ok <3

>>43186901
i hope you find peace nona :(

would you wear a cowkini underneath on your death bed

>>43186958
:(
i'm really bad with this sorry...

>>43186813
>>43186901
what is it

>>43186962
<3

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How cringe would it be for a manmoder to show a hairstylist pictures of women with the haircut I want? Will she start laughing at me? I'm getting weird looks because of my slightly long nails. I hate living here.

it's literally their job to cut hair just try to find a tranny friendly place

>>43187056
just go to a male hairstylist that is rocking a women cut as well

my hair is really thin and my bald spot is huge

it is over then

>>43187148
that really sucks, sorry

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>>43187168
same worstie

should I post my boobs

i kinda miss her again mmg

>>43187308
pls no

>>43187308
that's gross

>>43187323
>>43187334
:(

>>43187056
I have to do this soon too iv never had a cut since starting hrt

My body will me naturally mummified in the Andes

funeral hoodie even in death we are moders

I haven't had a haircut since 2015 I just shave my head every few years

the years of sleepless nights and stress are showing up in my skin

I want to do it in the forest and let animals eat me or something

i want to do in in the mcdonalds and let the moders eat me

whatamoder

doing it with a moder in the mdconalds bathroom

first time i od'd was in a macca's bathroom

please dont do tthat in the mcdonalds bathroom i eat there

doing it with five guys

Moding at work
unsee cc/album#pBwnMn5H1Rru

mogs me, can you put a cowkini and do a pov picture where you hand me a burger

hot

>>43187670
No but i have an old waffle house uniform

:(

>>43187670
mogs me

>>43187737
what

mcdoublekini

i need to eat more

I need to never eat again

>>43187740
i’m sorry, i meant the woman who posted her boobs in the work bathroom mogs me

Ty Nice (You)s are my greatest achievement

>>43187653
titty tuesday

i wish i was a fakemoder with nice boobs in a work bathroom instead im a truemoder with cones on the shitter at home

>>43188044
quality post

post truemoder cones

please don’t

>>43188044
same breastie

:3 aw. Thanks these breif moments of envy refuel me after a long day of suicidal ideation

i have a fridge body and the fridge needs food all good fridges have food in them except for poor people god i hate poor people im taking pio again even though it wont do anything and is fake science perpestrated by rich people god i hate rich people

god dammit why is this fridge yapping i just wanted some milk

ok but deadass if a man cant pass, EVER, does he get ffs or a mastectomy? like what’s a man to do in that sort of situation? roping is not an option please dont tell me to rope

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I have this as a tramp stamp

>>43188399
cope

>>43188459
i am coping and while it’s nice to be a cis man on hrt i wish i was a feminized male (basically a girl) instead of a feminized male (literally a man with soft curves and gyno)

>>43188399
sex with me

>>43188399
get a rope aroud your neck then

hairy manmoder gut

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disgusting big back no hips freakmoder chad body

mogs me

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>>43188655
i couldnt mog a barn door

stop getting mogged you are making us look weak and fragile like women

sometimes i think if i was born with a normal male pelvis instead of a miniaturized one i would have had a gay phase as a young man and gotten over it

im going to put myself on tagmap, “eunuch, truehon, ngmimoder — friends only”

>>43188785
it must be really hard to think of yourself as a man when you have a micropp ngl...

>>43188810
I put
>/lgbt/
>/tttt/
>4chan
>boymoder.network
>manmoder
>mmg
>mtf

begging a non passing trans woman with moral ocd to bake for me without telling her im vegan and then berating her until she cries and runs from the house for using butter in the cookies that i asked for. some people itt get to live a life like this and im forever alone

you fucked up my SAUCE!!!!!!!

*punches u*

>>43188853
what is moral ocd

>>43188929
Its like if they could diagnose you for being Insufferably self righteous

>>43188929
it's ocd where your fixation is being a bad person in a million insignificant (or significant) ways and you cant get over it

*throw loops u*

>>43189052
hahahahahahaha god I wish I had that and not real ocd

why does jerking off but not cumming make me a massive bitch

>>43188857
i could safe her

*dies dies dies dies*

... couldn't safe her

>>43188857
me on the left

do straight trans women in relationships with cis men consider themselves t4c or is that only for lesbians?

>>43189166
I don't think those kind of term are for us straight trans women, that's more for the queers

>>43185645
That's actually the look I was going for.

im a queer even though i dont feel like it (my back is big and my poelvis is small)

im just a faggot with a rocket launcher

>>43189256
giwtwm

tfw im a fag without a rocket launcher

>>43189166
only for lesbians because trans women love to be othered when compared to real wobyn

i dont think im ever going to be a woman bros... do i cut my losses now? i also have no interest in being friends with men or gay people or straight people or anybody i actually basically just want to be a normie tranny with trans friends but im ngmi

how do i meet other trannies in a platonic way as a 27 year old ngmi hon

normie trannies have cis friends

so do i but i dont want them any more i need somebody i can relate to and become close friends with

im just a faggot with a loaded and chambered 12 gauge shotgun

im living the exact same life i did as when i started hrt except the people around me have slowly moved on and im in the same place growing older and more boring

>>43189567
hello i am also a 27 year old ngmi hon

>>43189567
trans/lgbt meeetups/social groups

there are too many 27 year olds

>>43189722
dm on me disc bbg
>>43189723
i put myself on tagmap and then joined a local disc and then deleted myself off both because it's embarrassing. im also off (almost) all social media. how do i find an edgy mtf social event

>>43189702
what else have you done/tried other than starting hrt?

>>43189773
i got a job and started hrt and read around 18 books (i used to read more) and got really good at one specific old videogame from 2007

>>43189764
the local mtf scene is underground and word of mouth, unless you're in a city with a huge trans population. you'll have to befriend someone local.
if groups are scarce in your area, nearby universities will likely have lgbt groups/events.

im a 28 year old ngmihon now :/

>>43189788
how long has it been since you started hrt?
18 books is impressive

I'm a 37 year old ma'an with no social skills

mommy

if i ever get called "mommy" by some fucking 20 year old im killing myself on the spot

mommy

i want a cute early 20s moder that will call me mommy
t. 36 year old moder

i was born for this

>>43188596
i shave my manmoder gut

we're so fucking back

>>43189899
i’m mid twenties now :(

>>43189944
I used to do this then I got laser

im in my late 20s

>>43189976
i’m lasering my face and neck first, i can deal with shaving the rest by now

getting laser on my tummy would mean having to show it to a cis woman, which makes me feel bad. i prefer to show my tummy to transgender women, which makes them feel bad

>>43188853
i’ll bake vegan for you if you ask though :(
i’m totally cool accommodating people with dietary restrictions, i made flourless chocolate cake for my celiac friend so she wouldn’t be left out when i brought cookies for everyone else

>>43189965
i bet you're a cutie

allegedly

>>43190000

would you show your tummy to a cis man?

i’m terrified of the very prospect of doing so

my tummy is exclusively for older trans women to punch

>>43190046
which cis man

i love mayonnaise so much
even more than showing my 23 bmi tummy

>>43190072
come here sweedie

I won

>>43190085
:3

>>43190075
your choice (imagine that anyone you choose is receptive towards seeing it)

>>43190127
that's the gardener btw

>>43190163
you're strange

>>43189811
>be me
>25
>go to an lgbt meetup at a college
AS IF
>>43189827
Almost 4 years :/
>>43190001
dm me now

>>43190046
i have for cheap validation and attention

real moder desperation hours right now

>>43190201
sorry my hypothetical states that they consent

>>43190220
I mean you're strange for asking this question

>>43190192
the gardener rears his head back, a deep, rapturous cackle. you think he'd be so kind as to ASK you to "c'mere"? he PULLS you from the streets, TEARS your jean shorts down, PULLS your hips closer to his fat pelvis, RIPS your hole in to a bloody mess. and seriously, "sweedie"? you're his hole. his meat. his greens. his beautiful little tranny filled with his tasty, smelly seed.

>>43190255
i feel like its not that strange of a question anon. nobody had to answer if they were
uncomfortable with it.

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>>43190119
yeah
>>43190212
i want a trans friend im sorry okay is it so weird? i havent interacted with irl trannies since i was 20 and a twinkhon misinterpreted my shaking leg (it was super cold) as anxiety from being attracted to them and they didnt say anything but the vibe got weird and then they tweeted about me and i havent interacted with trans people or gone to a house party since

>>43182629
ISFP, whatever that means. Grok just called me a hon so now I want to kms.

>>43190277
it sounds like you're getting unnatural pleasure from it

the tweet was ‘he was so hot until he started doing that’ or something along those lines. idk it was a vague tweet and probably not about me but i think my parents are cia and this gen is cia and i exist to be a lab rat for god so i think i have an overactive imagination. y/n?

Chatgbt told me iwnmi even with ffs

ffs

who is the gardener

>>43190315
i like the (You)s but i dont really give a shit about moids seeing your belly

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>>43190340

>>43190272
ew

>>43190203
how am i gonna dm an anonymous poster, baka

>>43190286
was mostly talking about the mommy posting

being called mommy works on me

literally the only thing i want is a girl to let me call her mommy fuck my stupid ugly twinkhon life

why are zoomers like this?

you gotta have a butt if you wanna be with me
sorry girls, no flatties allowed
FAT BOOTIES ONLY

>>43190357
the gardener prostrates himself. he upset his favorite tranny! kisses on her big feet, licking up and down the stubble on her legs, tonguing her beautiful balls, breathing breathily on her cockmeat. has.. has mistress forgiven him? must he become like a oyster and swallow her pearl??

idk

my mother was the only one to show me any affection during my entire childhood and now i wish to recreate it sexually as an adult with an older mtf

>>43190445
i don’t know who you are but i can’t imagine you’re a catch

>>43183992
I'm an ENFP and my best friend is an INFP. We are brothers.

>>43190411
>twinkhon
mogs me

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am I truly the only INTJ itt? naturally, I suppose, as we are an elusive and more... elite... type

>>43183992
>>43190471
i wonder if my fp(crush) is enfp

>>43190468
t. flattie

>>43190450
gross

i need to be little spoon jerked off while i cry for a min. that shit would fix me expeditiously.

>>43190563
nuh uh

>>43190490
i got intj as a child but i think i got isfp or something as an adult

>Donald trump IRRADIATES CHILDREN at WH Easter event

im 29

>>43190781
same :33

>>43190781
Im 30. Grow tf up

>>43190781
me too

dreamed about my gf raping me again

single for 3.5 years award

7 year abusive relationship award

>>43190841
giwtwm

>>43190841
glad that's not me anymore

It has robbed me of my youthful vigor. Transitioning didnt even shake her

passive aggressive bitch award

>>43190829
gone ten times that long

I should have told my ex I was a tranny and started hormones in high school maybe she would have fucked off and I wouldn't have ruined my life over her

Being homeless didn't shake her

>>43190888
that entitles you to ten awards

My dick not working didnt shake her

>>43190928
how much can I trade them in for

each is worth about 5 trannynickels

what can I get for Tr€2.50

What is that like a hash coin?

Have you seen the yellow sign?

>>43191037
achtung

turned my bitch into a witch

I think im going to start doing dxm again becouse im too much of a child to find real hard drugs

i just took a MASSIVE estroshit

can't stop thinking about that twink

>>43191291
this is what methy says about chudette

my bf takes me to house shows and raves that always have a lot of trannies but I never talk to any of them because I feel like a freak even around them the same way i do around cis women
I think i should kill myself methinks

and we said
Nay, we are but men!
GOCK! XD

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https://youtu.be/0U1bfuzAunE

>>43191698
COAL

i watched project hail mary and i cried a bunch (it was pretty good but flawed but beautiful and i liked it) and then i got home and cried more because it's a really really male movie and i think the only important female character (sandra huller <3) was great but she's sidelined in the film and apparently the novel in favor of a bunch of shitty dudeslop and idk maybe humanity should go extinct because it means no more men at least. why is everything so fucking malecentric.

>>43191723
I CRIED OVER THE FUCKING ROCK I was so ashamed

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>>43191721
https://youtu.be/2NNbeS-_EEA

I wish to become a better person.
Do you think i have what it takes?

>>43191749
GEM

are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president

>>43191648
i transitioned in large part so that people would talk to me instead of me having to talk to them. it worked, sort of. except trannies, the people im desperate to be in community with, genuinely dont know what to do with a stone cold hrt repper putting on an active masculine performance and frankly given the popularity of the memes i dont know why. this is also why i need ffs so i can weaf makeup without looking like a retard and also look like a tranny (clocky, cute) instead of a tranny (hon, literal man) whjch will get me out of my shell

>>43191732
so did i. but the rock is male and the human who saves the world is male and the woman who's actually in charge of the saving the world project gets about as much screentime as some random lower-ranked guy who happens to be overseeing grace's lab. and it just disgusts me a bit

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https://youtu.be/rHGlWD2ki1k
nini gang

when i do get ffs and let it recover (so in two years) im going to be at every alt event in queens. Could a clocky twenty eight year old post ffs manmoder still make friends in 2028

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>>43191775
go home and be a family man

>>43191778
real real real real fucking real god i need to kms

>>43191842
yeah :/ same. want to make a pact

>>43191749
my ex was in this video

>>43191890
ywah sure we can line up and shoot ourselves through our heads like a loony tunes bit

my body kinda tea ngl

>>43191915
i bet your gun would have a flag that says bang whereas mine would have a real bullet and leave my head blackened from ash because youre mocking me

the chill of the milk soggies the cookie

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wish i lived my youth as a woman
wish i lived my early adult years as a woman
wish i looked like a woman
ah shit

i wish americans didnt wear they shoes in they bed

im white white and when i went to the house of an immigrant as a kid i was shocked when they told me to take off my shoes

>>43191937
i'm going to smack you on the head with a comically oversized hammer and leave a huge red bump

>>43192016
shoes in beds in tv and movies always piss me off to no end. despite being a hwite american my mom always insisted on shoes off in the house

im agamp as fuck dude

add me dcord carlgjung if u wanna be friends

fyi real manmoder

if you’re actually a manmoder and not a boymoder, your username should be carlgold

gen full of boymoders and passoids

i’m a truemoder

nuh uh i am

there can be multiple

my tummy hurts

i have both agamp and aap

my tummy also hurts

>>43193384
hiya

First wave emo was so good

true
panic at the disco was kinda peak

>>43193638
This would be bait if i didnt love them. That was like 20 years later tho

Lowkey didnt panic invent steam punk? I cant remember an older example of it

>>43193662
should have picked fallout boy ig
i do like them a lot too the old stuff like lying is the most fun and build god

new >>43193728