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>>43248674
I would be happy having one. No prep, no hemorrhoid assault, can take more cock because extra hole

Who here is caged up? Be honest.

they call you a homophobe but never a liar

this bitch thinks shes wanda maximoff

>>43248687
bro i was hoping you'd say "i'd let him shower at my place first", not whatever this is

france has an mp whose constituents are french-israelis lol

>>43248689
Are you into having all your holes penetrated at the same time? Must it be a gangbang or can one guy satisfy using his hands or whatever?

>>43248705
that ain't me i would never mention poop while being horny

WHY ARE NORTHERNERS SUCH THE FEMINIST AGENDA?????

>>43248705
I'd let him shower, even bathe him after that shower, but only if you answer the question and only if what I wrote would be true.

>>43248691
im caged in by the invisible walls the world has built! my knee hurts but i promised meself to go lift...

jorgen von strangle

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homeless man wandering and harassing locals

>>43248720
Both would be hot

>>43248691
what's the point?

>>43248755
we need him. the discourse is getting so stupid.

>>43248691
I think I need to figure out a better size ring or maybe a whole new set up, it really chafes my gooch if I try to wear it all day, I think it might be too tight...

Holy shit I had the craziest dream ever
I was in San Francisco with my family (i live close by) and the raid sirens went off and they told us to calm down and head to the apartments to shelter in place because they were going to nuke SF and so all of us start running towards the sea and when we get there we're all freaking out and this girl said "I hope it's not North Korea I thought they were cool" and then this fat old black guy started leading everyone in praising the lord jesus
Usually I don't have alarmist dreams like that o_O

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Shiza is a fucking feminist

chastity is genuinely cringeworthy to me and thats saying a lot given that i have a mediocre penis and im turned on by having bigger ones slapped on it and guys mocking me for my size and...

the only living people on earth would be living in the south and northerners would still be complaining about what the civil war was about and why the north is superior because of it.
and theyll be whole ass dead too complaining!

ftm’s that are only attracted to men because they have a biological need to be impregnated daddy loves you<3

>>43248794
i don't get it either, but i'm too used to being able to stroke my dick through my pants any time i want

>>43248794
continue pls

>>43248759
kinky little faggot, I bet you're fun to use

>>43248796
unc is genuinely malding over some shit that happened 140 years ago

trumps our first bottom president and surprise! he fucking sucks

>>43248794
Its one of a good benefits of having a cock
To humiliate it

>>43248793
naur

>>43248794
sometimes you wanna use a gay guys holes while denying him access to his cock

plapping ftm’s in their girlcunt <3

>>43248825
fatishitst?

>>43248794
This is what I never got about cages, I want to be able to see it and slap it.

fuckit im going aaaaaaa

>>43248844
Post feet

>>43248815
damn i was expecting someone to call me cringe and that be it
umm it's very hot to me when a guy lines his dick up with mine and thrusts atop it to emphasise the size difference until i beg him to stop and just put it in already

woulfnt it be cool if jorgen von strangle came and started giving genetic deformities to people that complain about southerner too much?

>>43248859
thatd be awesome imo.

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>>43248675
Sucking off your barely legal 18 year old daddy with lollipop and propeller hat after the gym while hes all sweaty and gross <3

>>43248849
what for?

who is the uglier white man? hollywood white man or yuppie white man?

If you are bottom you have to be cute and huggable otherwise you will die sad and alone

>>43248911
Not true for me

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>>43248911
this is what i mean by cute and huggable sorry forgot to attach it to my post

why arent ppl more concerned about our food supply during the apocalypse

>>43248920
PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>43248937
we produce a lot of corn as long as its able to be harvested and sent to population centers we'll be fine
local fish & game populations will be devastated because everyone will start hunting and fishing

>>43248876
Um, I bet he stinks.

why are so many men incapable of knowing what pussy is

where are all my fit pics???

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I would abort

>>43249005
Yes teenies stink so good

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damn schizo loser going strong lmao
added bottom top to filter -> bliss!

chaining down your ftm after insemination and keeping her in the basement until her pregnancy is finished and she gives birth<3

>>43249040
i’ve never in my life seen a less female brained post than this, holy foid

>>43249074
the moment you said foid, i knew that ur an ugly loser incel kek

will the real cisgays please stand up

>>43249040
and corn?

>>43249085
kissgæ

my mobile ip is not banned neat

how many pullup will i manage after months of notin

>>43248911
I'm already sad alone and ugly so there's no point starting being that

>>43249083
foid foid foid
foids have one insult
foid foid foid
and it’s always incel
foid foid foid
it never lands
foid foid foid
but they always say it
foid foid foid

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>>43249124
does your mom let you leave the basement kid?

>>43249074
i'm surprised you didn't know that thorny was an olden jaded tranpa

>>43249046
MOOD FRITZLCORE

what are you guys cooking up now or are you guys making sure we'll have enough supplies to live through the apocalypse?

>>43249140
selfreply, same anon who wishes i was a tranny wishes i was a poony

>>43249140
i like fucking with pooners and since ftmg is kill i figured pooners would be here (there isn’t a cis space poons don’t feel entitled to)

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im gonna miss you guys

>>43249157
thankfully i’m going to be incinerated by several hundred kilotons

sometimes a teenie doesnt know how to properly clean his 4skin yet and theres a bit of teenie smegma but its no biggie I just hold my breath slurp and swallow a lot until its clean and the delicious teenie cock taste comes through<3

i'm so lonely, and i feel old. i'll never find a cute bf irl.

>>43249169
stop crying schizo

Katy perry being exposed as a rapist wasn't on my bingo card today lmao
but it's no surprise why she ended up with a canadian pedo

>>43249169
Byeee bitch bye ugly bitch bye ugly fat abo bitch afro looking ahh bitch

>>43249197
women who end up with evil men are never good women they’re just adept at hiding how evil they are

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>>43249190
i miss talking with u

11 pullups... sad!
>>43249217
ill be back in a week or 2 or 3

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>>43249169
is it a long way down?

>>43249237
*you will never be a shota

Still no results

>>43249237
Very exciting leon sex kennedy.
I'd like to be next fucked with my clitty caged and wearing latex catsuit

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>>43249237
looks like a near miss
i live to namefag another day

i love my mpreg baby <3
however i need you guys to tell me more of your dreams so i have inspiration for projects i wanna work on

maybe it is wrong to make a pregnant woman work while shes still pregnant
but im a workaholic! i cant help it

look at it trying so hard lol

20 pushups
i pulledy right arm...

ill only rest when jorgen von strangle is summoned..

>>43249237
sex with irl leon kenney

>>43249217
Even his own mother never said this.

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You guys ruined it

>>43249335
He is desperate for attention

>>43249353
don't worry, you ruin everything your shitas small hand touch

idk what to do with myself

>>43249364
My cock is pretty good

>>43249369
r0pe

>>43249370
you have a tuna hole

if donald trump was really a fascist most of you would have been gassed already

>>43249360
A sissy most foul is best avoided

>>43249371
i'm not like that

10 pussiuppsies
trained ass a bit..
>>43249394
post gole

>>43249379
Boomers love how he cucks them so good

>>43249369
play with your benis :DDD

>>43249369
jerk it or play pokemon

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ich bluehe buchataeblich auf!

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Fuckkkkkk imagine Roman or Russia terminator is your squad leader or coach

>arrange to get fucked by a beautiful korean tourist
>chicken out
WHY AM I SO REPRESSED
I JUST WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY ALREADY

>>43249432
god i need my girlcunt plapped so hard PIV by him fuckkkkkk

>>43249435
p0stH0l3

>>43249435
asian guys are kinda weird in the sack you probably dodged a bullet even if he was beautiful

>>43249449
P05tb4ll5

>>43249435
it's for the better. you should have your first time with homegrown dick, not that imported crap

>>43249435
Their cum tastes like kimchi

>>43249419
>>43249420
i dildo'd myself last, there's no point in doing it again in the morning. if i had a bf though, he wanted to smash multiple times a day then yea i'd agree but i don't have a bf

>>43249500
how big is the d*ldo

last night*

>>43248850
yeah I love that too it's so hot
one guy said my pp and balls was adorable and he wanted to crush it with his hand while f fucking me bc it was so small lol
big dick tops bullying small penis bottoms <3

>>43249500
Show dealdouhh

>>43249506
6 inches, it's vixskin ranger x. i'm pretty sure an average sized male would be perfect for me, i cum handsfree very easily during anal sex

latex holes

>>43249519
hot

>>43249482
hab geliebt hab gehasst ohne furcht ohne rast!

>>43249519
>vixskin ranger x.
why does this shit sound like an overwatch skin whatever happened to calling dildoes shit like The Penetrator

Im using my rose toy

>>43249519
WICHS SK1N lamo

maybe i'll use a fleshlight today

>>43249589
but enough about poonahs

>>43249407
i want to be cucked by a hot boomer daddy

>>43249599
bottoms have names u know...

my psychic bacterium mpreg baby is a pest(ilence)

>>43249534
Die Flamme dringt in mein gehirn ein
Wie ein Blei-Teddybär
Ich bewahre viele Dinge in meinem Herzen auf
Deshalb ist mein Herz so schwer

Great, now I have to fap
>>43249511

>>43249607
hole, fag, retard, dipshit, slut,

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>>43249551
was very expensive, but worth it. actually made me yelp loud enough for neighbors to hear (rarely ever happens)
i prefer to hold back my moans because it's pretty embarrassing for people to find out i'm a bottom, even if they're complete strangers

>>43249633
mimimi schwuchtel lmao

der morgen unser seeiiiiinnn

>>43249638
No not that one, this one >>43248850

>>43249638
he was talking about his small PENIS, not an AXE WOUND you have between your legs, with spiders and webs and dust and shit, gay guys won't fuck or call your clitoral hood a "penis" you low iq retard

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>>43249646
no balls?

>>43249646
hily fick ur a retard loooool
what a garbage d

>>43249662
nope

>>43249646
Where did you get this pic of Shiza's monthly-use disposable friends?

I'm so tired of these 30ish year old faggots who think they know everything. STFU

I'm so fucking tired of boomers telling me to be safe, take care, etc. I don't live in your fear based mindset you retard.

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the weirdest shit happens in training...
right knee stopped hurting, hip hurts and left knee now ..

>>43249694
who yhe fuck asked?!?!?! koll yourself do us all a favor kill your self ! q 1

i never had a bf :(

>>43249360
im not it was something else
also wtf jager i thought we were good :[

meth induced elderly kraut psychosis

>>43248675
he has the kind of face that makes me want to cum on it

>>43249643
wtf...

>>43249646
2nd from the right looks uncomfortable to take

>>43249709
they are dangerous though

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>>43249709
:(

>>43249709
Me neither! I'm ugly, old, fat, retarded, small dicked, boring, shallow but what's stopping you?

>>43249695
ashes to ashes dust to dust old man

>>43249727
>2nd from the right looks uncomfortable to take
you mean the average sized penis looks uncomfortable to take?

>>43248934
>fine ass man
>cheapest bargain basement jock available

>>43249694
sosiaty kant te11 m3 wat 2 d0

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>>43249724
he only makes the one face but he's kinda good at it

>>43249745
it looks really thick for how short it is

>>43249705
imagine typing like 12 when your almost 40!!!!!
must have lots of practice pretending to be underage like the pedophile creep that you are

>>43249085
sup bro

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>>43249717
>>43249735
ITZ Ze End!!!!!

>>43249661
thank you for defending my below-average penis anon o7

>>43249646
what's the blue thing?

>>43249752
that other anon was right, gay porn NEEDS brand recognition

>>43249762
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH POOOOOST HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!

>>43249774
You look much better than you usually do in that picture sis

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>>43249709
Me reading this with my 6’8 bearded man next to me

>>43249761
it's triple core silicon meaning the 3rd layer is hard, 2nd layer is squishy and the outer layer is soft almost like skin. it feels really nice in my ass idk what else to say. a lot healthier for my hole too if you think about it

>>43249759
good isn't the word i'd use. maybe mid. anyway does he post hole

>>43249762
Wig

>>43249795
sounds nice desu

>>43249781
it's not about the brand. it's poor quality and probably uncomfortable. the man wearing that shirt and tie could probably afford decent underwear. even fruit of the loom would be better

>>43249809
a gay bf would be even better desu

>>43249778
Nta but how big is it?

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>>43249791
im a fat pig loser giy i know is building a house

>>43249724
>>43249759
Yearning bottom eyes

>>43249827
can confirm, when I had a bf it was fantastic

>>43249831
Cute bulgy wulgie

telekinetic's fit

I hate being told "take care" or "be safe" it's very cursed negative language when you think deep about it...it just doesn't carry positive intent

>>43249866
fag

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>>43249857

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>>43249801
he only posts pictures of himself on instagram so-
you know where i'm going with this

>>43249830
a little under 4 and a half inches on a good day

>>43249694
>>43249866
True words, sometimes it feel empty when used in general. Take care anon, be safe, you can only have your own back at the end of the day, etc.

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Are these masc x masc verse twink coded? Or are they a bit faggy?

>>43249886
Cute the lil guy deserves to be entirely enveloped including the balls in a warm wet mouth until he shoots infinite ropes of gelatinous cum

>>43249891
SHUUIUUIT THE FUUUUUUCK UP U DISGUSTING FUCKING FOTZE ERHAENG DICH DU MISSSSGEBURT

>>43249891
See those delicate hints of beige and teal lettering? faggy. I can see your calf just gayly sauntering out of the top of those with a deliberate roast chicken skin tone and ballerina grace. Fag.

>>43249866
Grow up

>>43249891
i can already see your crop top and hear your fagcent

>>43249917
stay safe

>>43249884
bro, you need to get into sock posters who show hole. so you can show me their holes

>>43249925
thanks hon

>>43249891
in what way are they masculine shoes?

broken hearted over a straight man lol

>>43249923
the guy you described sounds hot

>>43249886
Do you think your bf should have a large penis or small thin 5.5 inches is enough?

>>43249941
what does his hole look like?

I miss cezary and his battered boyfriend bartek

EW i hate straight men

>>43249950
lolek and bolek
cezary and bartek

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>>43249929
finding someone who consistently keeps their socks on and posts hole and keeps it unshaven is harder than it looks

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omfg just ran into a guy who called me on whatsup but i ignored and he goes hey bro 'everything fine with u?' no u fucking nigger its fucking not what kind a moronic question is this i hate this kanakenschwein I sincerely hope u all die

I'd kill myself if I had to post my hole for other people and it wasn't shaved, let alone a boyfriend

>>43249962
sigh, we used to be a country

>>43249971
r u sad because orban died, thorny?

>>43249974
why wait, do it now

>>43249981
yes! i need to calm down and concentrate and not spital on even ground!

>>43249947
idk I've never seen his lower body naked
plus I'm a bottom so I don't care about that

>>43249952
yeah me too but I still fell for one

>>43249971
he could have taken good care of you, kiss you and take you to his bed, showed you how much he cares about you, showed his thrust in you and could have made you feel comfortable, loved, appreciated for once in a very long time... unfortunately, you are only attracted to the guys that have hard time studying basic math, that can't grow any hair yet and the cast of "cuties" by netflix germany (which is a normal thing for german "people" to watch)

>>43249907
wow a full dick and ball blowjob is my dream how'd you know
>>43249944
sure i guess i think it would only be a problem if my bf was somehow smaller
the only guy i ever dated said his wiener was like 5 inches something and it felt huge in my hands

>>43249989
how do you fall in love with someone whose lower body you've never seen. and what kind of man are you that you don't care about other men's holes. be for real

>spraying stain remover on an old white shirt i found in my closet that has dark pits
everyone, pray with me

>>43249983
You should have said something along the lines of becoming your boyfriend and letting me be free of the constant grooming

>>43249971
need you thrown into a wood chipper ha

>>43249910
I wear sun protection year round, my skin is silky white.

>>43249908
You would feel bad if I did, everyone knows you just act tough

>>43249935
They aren't pink or purple? And they don't have any unecessary straps or buckles, they seemed like they at least weren't super fem, but IG I'm retarded...

>>43250017
i don't date people who need to be told they don't have to shave their hole. there's a level of common sense and maturity you have to bring to the table before i can begin to care about you

>>43249891
i don't get how people in this general consistently like the ugliest shoes, whatever happened to the strong silent type in something like a reebok c85, or a nice new balance

unfascinating minds

>>nice new balance
>nice
>new balance
lol

i haven't shaved my hole for at least a year, maybe 2 years. the problem is, the stubble can be itchier than long pubes. on the contrary though, if hole hair keeps growing indefinitely, it'll become too long and cause chaffing. there has to be a middle ground somewhere.. i can't even trim my hole hair by myself, i would need help from someone like a bf or something

>>43250031
I bring the level of maturity, I don't know if any guy would be ok with body hair and that's why I shave hole and pits and chest and legs.

>>43250017
i was in a relationship with a guy like that. used to shave and then stopped since i liked hairy guys and told me how nice it was to not worry about it. i bet he still doesn't shave

>>43250063
you shave your entire body just in case other guys might like it and you think that's mature? you're a grown adult that curates your body for potential attention from other people? not even 12 year olds are this insecure and self hating. peer pressure is for children and this isn't even peer pressure, it's self inflicted pressure because no one told you do any of that

>>43250004
Nta, I couldn't be in love before having sex, that seems really fast, but the idea that you wouldn't love someone because of their hole or pole seems really shallow and ugly :x

>>43250035
Um, they're running shoes... They aren't typically your most fashionable shoe?
>8 miles in c85s
Retarded

>>43250059
Just squat on a mirror retard

>>43250102
oh well. lots of dicks are ugly and some holes are wrecked.

>>43250102
new balances are running shoes, you don't need to put something that looks like a boat on your foot just cuz companies try and sell you on ol faithful being 'outdated' or whatever

>>43250035
a pair of red new balances are probably my favorite shoes and i got the idea for them bc someone was wearing them in a porn pic

>>43250004
we grew up together and he was my best and closest friend ever, he's very handsome and I'm sure his lower body is fine. I love the man, not just his body lol that's not love if you only care about a guy's body
not that it matters bc he's straight, but still

>>43250132
uh huh. i'm sure it's the purest love ever

>>43250105
ew, shiza does that and always end up pooping herself

>>43250004
the first guy i was in a relationship with i didn't even know if he was a top or bottom let alone his dick size or hole status

>>43250201
was he retarded?

>>43250201
and you got married and lived happily ever after and they all clapped when you entered heaven

>>43250209
no i was. we met on tinder and i had forgotten that i put my sexual preference in my profile. so the whole time he knew and i didn't
>>43250211
he wanted to be in an open relationship so we didn't become anything serious

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>>43250149
it's clean as crystal, friend
what else does picrel sound like, if not true love?
I didn't send it to him obviously, we haven't spoken in six years

>>43250132
He's pounding freshteeny twink hole every night, the mad lad

>>43250091
Please don't say this... I do this because I want to be polite and rather be clean and boring than flavorful and surprised by other's view on that.

i dont think im pregnant either

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>>43250125
Well I WAS asking for masculine opinions, so I guess the jerky delivery is just what I get >_>

>Boats
The tall foams make it more believable when I tell guys I'm 5'8

>>43250233
wow that's sad

>>43250259
i looked it up and these literally come in black, it's like you're trying to be faggy anon...

>>43250233
too strong, how the fuck am I meant to cry reading this when you start talking about narcotics and hammers?

>>43250233
Gitwm, anons are just jealous that you're in love and they aren't

>>43250233
>what else does picrel sound like
it sounds like undermedicated mental illness

>>43250259
Post your legs

>>43250277
I have soft features and neutral-cool skin, I look best in mited earth tones and neutrals...
Is masc x masc actually just when you only wear black? I'm reidentifying as a femboy if it means I can wear faggy colors like green or beige :eye roll:

>>43250242
you have no sense of self and exist for other people's approval. it's exactly the type of immaturity that turns me off but you do what makes you happy.

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Unce unce unce

>>43250259
this is all very not masculine

>>43250226
lol

>>43250337
...please don't. What if I want to have your approval? What if I want to be a hairy, probably tall, probably strong and hot masc guy like you? What should I do?

this didnt knowed

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every day is the same day in gaygen

>>43250362
you can't think for yourself. it would be like dating a child. not for me. i'm sure you'll find a pedo willing to tell you who you and and what to be until they get tired of you and move to the next groomable target. well if you're young enough to appeal to the pedos

thinking about wasting time by starting a new civ 5 run

>>43250386
Use 4chan once a month and you'll enjoy it more. Otherwise it just feels like schizo chatter assaulting your brain.

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>>43250396
this is bottomphobic

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>>43250329
This pic is kind of old, but it's the first one I found of my legs specifically

>>43250259
shaq attack 1996 basketball shoe,avy shitpusher

>>43250433
Oh yeah i need to see you wearing those new balance naked with your feet in the air, if we're being quite honest

>>43250396
I can think on my own, that's why I told you my exact reasoning! Why do you have to be so cruel to me? I asked for you opinion and nothing else and could have found a middle ground.

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>>43250433
wasn't paying attention to this reply chain, but fuzzy armed soft-fem bottom sex

>>43250408
post pp please

>>43250433
BWC domtop legs

>>43250433
>masc
>>43250453
this is you >>43250426

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alien

Controversial take as a bottom: If his dick is thinner than your wrist his dick is too tiny for you.

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>>43250462
nay but have this bulge i found online

Why do I love armpits and bush so much?

If I were a serial killer I’d skin off and collect the pits and pubes of cute boys—then patch them all together to make a ‘scratch and sniff’ wall at my isolated house in the woods haha

Thank god I’m not a sicko haha

>>43250499
why no pp anon?

i look kinda good in a thong. so like, the string is supposed to ride up on the hole, literally. probably won't go swimming in this, it'll only get in the way of my workout. oh well uwu

>>43250500
Gpt be wildin

is it ok to catfish guys online if you're in a relationship?

>>43250499
If I lifted up those boxes what would it smell like?

>>43250516
for what, cock pics? there are so many cocks online already.
>>43250507
as above

Skinny twinks with faggy girl shoes and an inviting hole daddy loves you <3

>>43250528
but i want to see your pp not random online cock

>>43250474
You're treating me worse than you should.

>>43250513
Just—because—you see straight—lines—-like this——doesn’t—mean—-I’m a—robot—-beep-boop-beep—-okay?

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twenty years later...

>>43250523
like clean penis, similar to an avocado but with a slight hint of musk that gets stronger the closer you get to the dick root
>>43250533
i could be a random online cock and you wouldn't tell the difference

>>43250549
i would know

>>43250537
Alexa kill yourself

>>43250539
Delta. I’m an alien. If you swallow these eggs (they belong to my sisters) and have them incubate inside the warmth of your guts, I will 100% marry you for life (we have life extending tech). We have the medical technology to heal your guts once our nieces and nephews chew their way out; we’ll also sedate you so you don’t have to experience the whole ordeal. My species is dying and we need YOUR genetics to save it.

> like clean penis, similar to an avocado
Clean dick smells like avocado?

is it ok if i have very small love handles

>>43250572
>we need YOUR genetics
it would probably be best to just let it die

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>>43250559
i can't even meme you
>>43250585
it's was an old meme. although i think it goes "avocado tastes like clean dick", not smells

>>43250590
if you're a bottom

>>43250613
aaaah >.<

>>43250590
If you let me slap them and make oinking noises at you while i plap you doggiestyle

>>43250585
Good luck getting clean dick smells from a rot dog with foreskin

>>43250606
Please Delta. For some reason only the bodies of soulless gingers can sustain our eggs.

>>43250607
:c ok keep your pp secrets

>>43250626
if you don't have foreskin you're not ensouled & your parents hated you from the minute you were born btw

the cutdicks are seething over their disability again

Having a hot alien chad lay his eggs inside of you is kinda hot ngl

Removing the foreskin and frenulum delta is like cutting off the cletouris

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>>43250655
>you're not ensouled
that is why only i am qualified to be this thread's dark knight

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>>43250629
aaand now I just won't do it out of spite

>>43250681
only if his big penis can perform ovipostion

>>43250572
Are you hot?

>>43250632
oh wait litterbox is still working. look at this funny sex toy i saw the other day
https://litter.catbox.moe/kpttysj7gzd4krkt.mp4

>>43250655
If my crotch smelled like rotetn cheese and i had to scrape the poop mucus out from under my penis head I would not be a happy camper.n

>>43249715
We are OK I think? I joke so

>>43250732
well...that's certainly a thing

*squirms around*

>>43250732
nice bwc

>>43250774
did he turn it on?

>>43250774
I will lick your peanit hmmm yummy yummy peanit of anon

just clean your dick and stop making a fuss about it

>>43250825
>>43250825
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>>43250313
mean