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What did you eat today?
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aw man it was only broken for me and not everyone else. i thoguht we were all suffering together. fuck you guys
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not looking
>>43266524
that was supposed to be a compliment? 哎呀
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>>43266672
breakfast was 90% dark chocolate and heritage flakes cereal
lunch was peanuts and granola and a fruit bowl
dinner was miscellaneous beans and corn and spinach and kale and broccoli, topped off with olive oil and a senseless menagerie of spices
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>What did you eat today
Instead of normal breakfast I cooked soup this morning - browned onion and jalapeno and garlic with a bit of ham, used some good chicken stock concentrate and added pinto beans, then finished with diced chicken breast and a ton of spices and simmered it
Garnished with Greek yogurt and cheddar cheese because I'm freaky
And now I'm drinking beers
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world is a miserable place
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everything is nothingburger...
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SET TO DRAAAAAAAIN T~T
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i got health insurance last year
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drain gang
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.. i think it’s over
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Why this nigga mouth look so damn fuckable?
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>>43266801
mayb we could make our own 4chins
with blackjack and hookers...
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it me
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poor dude was 5'9
>>43266811
i have something planned for tomorrow
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hold me..
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>>43266848
lol, lmao even
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>>43266842
starting to make sense why my literal scrub jobless dad was able to get a date from my mom
>>43266852
certain men just exude tall aura, i assumed hed was at least 6 feet tall
like its hilarious to imagine him standing next to me at roughly the same height
>>43266859
those special 5'9 moments when a really short guy walks past >>>>
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>>43266863
i'm 5'8.5
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seeing a man shorter than me makes me depressed
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>>43266875
half black tranny who doesn’t mind fucking black guys
everytime she shows up in a thread either physically or by proxy, 2 types of posters start to show up
>bbc obsessed /b/ posters
>larping bronya cucks who want sukei genuinely dead for being half black
it’s weird but it’s chasergen what can you do? it genuinely would be best if she just up and disappeared, for her and the threads sake
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>>43266885
I see. The drama in here sure is a lot to keep up with.
>>43266886
That's her choice. If she's up front about it so other men know to stay away *skull and crossbones* then whatever. It's the ones that aren't honest and upfront that are the problems ime
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>mongrel patrol
>where is sukei?
>open the door
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QOTT: So. So far ive eaten 2 Krispy Kreme donuts
>Stepdad keeps getting too much when 6 donuts is perfectly fine. My mom loves them but then stops eating them 2 days after so now she says they are "stale".
So all in all counting what I plan to eat soon
>2 mini corn on the cob
>2 Krispy Kreme plain donuts
>3-4 cans of diet soda
>Bottles of water
>1 Large iced coffee
>1 pack of shin ramen with a bunch of vegetables. Also a slice of cheese
>1 double cheeseburger
>2 Meatloaf Sandwiches
>1 Mediterranean Salad
>Small bag of chips.
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>>43266953
oh you’re double faggot for denying it
HAHA THIS CHASER IS SCARED TO SAY HE LIKES DICK POINT AND LAUGH
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maybe if four channel is kill I'll go to irc. that could be fun
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You can like dick you don't need to hide it
Just don't like it in a bottom way
A woman with a cute little penis is fucking hot, smack yours into it then rub it and get her off while you pound her, that's what it's all about
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this is cute though
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merhaps i dont know many
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>>43267000
Use gr*k
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>>43267015
>braphog simps bullying sukei for being black and liking black guys
>find out their leader also likes black guys
you can hear the brappenhogen war machine crumble from the sukei appreciation center
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everything will b awesomesauce
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.gg/chasergen
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bronyawaffen been real silent since this truke dropped
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>sukei is 50% black so she’s only half disgusting for liking bbc
>bronya is 100% white so she’s all disgusting for liking bbc
>the bronyawaffen is 100% white so they’re all disgusting for fighting for their leaders right to take bbc
the biggest self cuck in chasergen history
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>>43267108
It seems to revolve around sukei and bronya. If they'd simply take it on the chin and leave as martyrs the thread would be better. They're, especially bronya, too narcissistic and attention driven to do that though.
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>>43267101
ive lost 20 pounds over the past year but im also tired looking and too depressed to take care of myself most days unfortunately
the light bulb went out in my bedroom 3 days ago and im typing this in the dark because i cant work up the energy to fix it
instead ive probably spent an upwards of 39 hours studying for a massive exam tomorrow over the past 3 days
the past 4 months have drained me of beauty and joy
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Can't hurt to try
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>>43267132
>if they’d leave, the thread would be better
wish granted, but veltail comes back
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sorry I just got done throwing up so I'm mad. ill think of something nice to post
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>>43267203
>If you could erase one everyday social norm, what would it be?
Not putting your shopping cart back.
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>sukei posts
>”hey cg my day was long i can’t wait to get home and play games”
>reaction
>BBC PRINCESS MONGREL STRING HER UP
>bronya posts
>”men are kinda gross”
>reaction
>JA, MEIN BROHNYÄ! VE VILL EXTERMINATE ZE SUKEN! FOR ZE FATHERLAND! FOR ZE BRONYAWAFFEN
>rach posts
>who the fuck cares about rach
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>>43267227
Half the current trips came here after that faggot.
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1776309907557776.jpg" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/b/1776309907557776.jpg
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>>43267287
You can totally do it, bro.
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>>43267223
>outlasted
more like stagnated Dx
kinda true tho
when i came to this board we still had ppl like mel, degen, LB
compared to ppl like that i was gum on the sidewalk lole
but i had so much hope for how things could turn out...
now i feel old
so many others have moved on
who else used to be popular... soph still posts sometimes i guess
lapis was a big presence, never even hear abt her any more
idk prob others im forgetting
so much has changed
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>>43267281
sukei did nothing wrong
pichu was a good trip
rach didn’t ruin chasergen, chasers ruined chasergen
bronya has the personality of a microwave
rav was a gigapassoid
sarah is a necessary trip and threads are notably worse when she’s not around
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Why do people say she's a snowbunny and bnwo stuff?
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>sukei did nothing wrong
i have no idea what sukei is supposed to have done
>pichu was a good trip
love pichu
>rach didn’t ruin chasergen, chasers ruined chasergen
rach plus /b/ made chasergen drastically worse
>bronya has the personality of a microwave
love bronya
>rav was a gigapassoid
no. nice though. cute too
>sarah is a necessary trip and threads are notably worse when she’s not around
strongly dislike sarah
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>>43267314
i was sooo ugly lole
it horrifies me to look at my old pics
lately i have been feeling kind of guilty though
that was the version of me my mother loved the best and i killed him
idk prob not good to dwell on it
i never rly had an issue thinking abt stuff like that until recently, idk why
anyways
>you always had a beautiful soul
thx anon <3
i think i used to be kinder
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treep on braphogan
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>>43267350
bronya is a bit of a psycho sometimes but she's nice and funny. she's better now too than last summer when she was kinda mean. sarah makes me uncomfortable almost every time she talks to me. just overfamiliar and creepy
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This thread is just horrible tonight
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>>43267356
lole it took me a moment to figure this one out but yes actually. i did end up making the soup did you see... i had totally forgotten i ever did that
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no!
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>>43267399
It's not a joke.
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the breaking of this site is is responsible for any meta discussion like we’ve all had some existential reflection on the state of this board and what it’s meant to us over the years. despite the ups and downs and how much has changed i wanna say that i hope i never lose you all. this place is my everything
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oh wow
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>>43267419
too bad! here's evidence. it was good! i still haven't been cooking much gthough. really need to get on it Y_Y
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>Braaapppp, or something
>I'm so cool for making fun of sarah
Go back to the sjp dude
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>Oh no, the trannies have started giving each other compliments, by the end of the year there will be another lesbian tripfag hookup
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>>43267426
you don’t realize how much you’d miss it here
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i have dreams of this site where it exists as this cozy world i can glimpse into and everyone’s life is kinda messed up but we check in with one another and help create this sense of consistency. which is sort of how it is in awake life but it looks a little different with a pink transparent background and glittery bubble letters like 00’s clip art style. really nice stuff
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bro pipe down
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>>43267455
More broadly 2022-2023 was good. But early 2025 was the breaking point
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i learned many valuable skills during my time in the CG army
>identify bait threads
>sage low quality trash
>filter bad trips
>create good oc
and now that the bronyawaffen is threatening our peace and way of life, sarah needs YOU now more than ever to keep chasergen GOOD
sign up for the sarah corps today!
OORAH
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>>>/pol/533236338
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>strongly dislike sarah
why :(
>>43267379
anon please... i love you... don't be like this i can fix it...
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COMMANDER SARAH MA’AM!
AT ATTENTION!
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>>43267575
it's always the aussies. our lord and savior moot preached this
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https://www.silkqin.com/02qnpu/32zczz/jiukuang.htm
>>43267524
just structure, i don't really have many obligations now so i don't have momentum for anything either. i just lounge & read & stuff all day
>>43267533
thank you anon :)
tomorrow i'm doing loan crap & then applying for some jobs in minnesota i think. hoping for some tailwinds
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wow we sure are talking about me a lot today
that's awesome keep it up
>>43267367
i use the men's room, learn my lore
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they're not meant to
>>43267388
im like ur worst nightmare come to life
im ur angle and ur demon
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I am on the anti-sarah side because I have her leaked text messages
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are you facing some difficult moments? it is nice you’re staying good though. i’m okay, had a nice nap just now and am about to make some hotdogs. i was going to make the hotdogs two nights ago but i forgot to buy peppers so i decided to hold off on them until i could get em. got the peppers now which means it’s time for the dogs
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no we arent dating or anything like that
he just saw the bruises on my neck and made a comment and said i was cute and others must think so too because of the bruises
and i proceeded to have a meltdown in his dms about how ugly i am and how thinking about my looks makes me depressed
sad that i mightve just made him think im stressful and not worth talking to
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>>43267578
oh my god yeah
idk what got into everyone
i have yet to decide if i like the marine core thing
it's definitely the branch id pick, at least
>>43267599
at ease, son
>>43267583
eh
my liver's not exactly safe
>>43267620
oh thank god
i was worried there for a second that someone might not like me
>>43267630
if this was me it'd be Sing 2
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The troon is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a freak, pedo, groomer, faggot, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a sex toy that cries and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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im sorry
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>>43267639
Yes things are not great. But in a normal and expected way, just one of those times in life. You the hot hog fest lady perchance then? You've got a reputation to maintain here.
>>43267642
Luckily I balance out being a little fat with being a lot retarded
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>>43267651
for me it is
idc what these people think of me
but i LOVE to talk about myself so it makes me happy whenever that's the subject of discussion
back in the day when people made threads with op images based on trips i was elated whenever it was my turn
which only happened 2 or 3 times but still
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only one way to find out
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>>43267687
riiight? also note footnote 24, bi zhou. remembered for two thousand years as "drinker." sigh...
>>43267690
thanks nono. i'm feeling pretty good about things :) influence of spring maybe
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you know how they get
>>43267701
that's glamour. if i must have a legacy let it be one like that
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oh no :( sad moments are so difficult i am sorry you’re going through it. you can imagine us hugging if you would like where i am giving you a good squeeze. and yes hot hog indeed i still want to do the feast with everyone. great chance to be outside grilling in the vicinity of some big old trees and fun shaped clouds overhead and everything
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>>43267668
it's a fourloko and creme de menthe and creme de cacao
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lmfao
>>43267680
oh true
did you see her say "death to America" the other day? and on several other occasions?
what a giant bitch, eh?
>>43267698
nice ass
>>43267703
what a good little soldier
go earn that medal
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I GIVE MY LIFE
NOY FOR HONOR
BUT FOR (YOUUUUUU)
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is absinthe as good as it seems? rare to see a drink this green and the sugar cube looks like a fun addition
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>>43267716
i have a filter that highlights posts including my name
i often refer to it as my "narcissism filter"
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lol
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>>43267726
what are these rookie numbers. death to America death to America death to America death to America death to America
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>>43267726
Thanks, that's what it looks like if I get plapped :p
>>43267732
No, don't be disgusting
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>>43267725
Thank you, anon. It will be okay in time, but I appreciate your concern.
>imagine us hugging
Lol, thanks, that actually does help. I'd definitely show up for it. Been too long since I've had a good dog honestly. I stopped eating pork so I guess on thinking maybe that's part of the explanation lol. Was just at Costco recently though and with the weather turning a nice grilled hot hog sounds perfect honestly. What kind of trees you got out there anon? And clouds? The big fluffy ones you can do a rorschach test in I hope.
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>>43267748
i thought you might
god it's a shame im no longer allowed to tear you apart
>>43267758
saying it multiple times in one post wont increase that number IDIOT
>>43267767
no those are my friends i dont wanna gossip about them
all i can tell you is that the discord tore itself apart with brainworms and then i put a bullet in its dying skull when i tried to kms
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i didnt even open it but im sure it was actually very nice
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>>43267766
because it is strong? the myths surrounding it are cool too like drinking too much and following the fairies into a fairy circle where they teleport you to their mystical realm and jack you of all your shit
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dang, well time heals all wounds eventually. and veggie dogs are quite good if you want to stay away from the cancer meats or just piggies in general, dogs are more about the toppings anyways. i hear the costco ones are amazing though. and it’s mostly big oaks where i am :) mostly sunny weather but it makes the fluffy clouds all the more exciting when they finally roll in
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>>43267801
if your dad has never seen you in womens lingerie and your dildos then you are not a man.
>>43267814
they know. i just don't press charges.
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>>43267817
Goodnight, anon. Sleep tight.
>>43267812
Yeah I've had a few alright veggie dogs in my day, my dad's a vegetarian so it was bound to happen. Though God I had one in college that a friend made that had me burping up toxic gas clouds, was like I was at Verdun.
>more about the toppings
Yeah they say that a lot around here lol. Woman after my own heart though, gotta put every option on top. And sounds gorgeous! I'll be eagerly awaiting my invitation in the mail.
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>>43267835
Did you get popcorn
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>>43267811
i believe both bronya and i are pro-sukei
>>43267815
i just wanted a place to talk to my friends after getting banned from frog's server
i tried inviting men to help but not one guy i invited was liked by everyone so that went to shit
oh except spike, i think everyone liked spike
>>43267818
good
if you fuck up i get to reprimand you
>>43267824
no not really in the mood
not a reflection on your appearance, you look great I'm sure.
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i always thought of myself as a chaser but all of my wet dreams im fucking pussy. 29 and usually have few dozen a year. ive only ever sucked maybe 5 10 gocks in all my dreams over the years but im an absolute pussy hound and ive never fucked a man or tranner whats up with that
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>>43267779
You're thinking in an autistic justice/fairness fashion
Real world doesn't work like that. Dad can walk around in his tightie-whities. Trans daughter can't, she'll be judged and shamed. Patriarchy a shit
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>>43267848
Increase your anon detecting prowess.
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>>43267849
>bronya and i are pro sukei
see >>43266854
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dare to dream
>>43267833
maybe you should
also no offense but this kinda explains a lot
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>>43267803
oh. fuck. well. death to America. I guess. all my enthusiasm for it has evaporated
>>43267812
hehehe right right. yeah it's like. really strong liquor and it's extremely bitter from the wormwood. I can't think of any way to describe the flavour other than poison it feels like drinking poison. kinda good you gotta really love bitter flavours though
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>>43267852
sukei's british and im american! why would that not be our respective nations!
>>43267865
raideranon was in there for a bit
the guy who posts the medieval stuff was in there
uhh
oh!
the guy LB is dating was in there
he was my toy for a bit
(just a joke which ig i should clarify - he said something along those lines once but there was never anything between us at all)
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i was in that thread that's fake
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>>43267856
I like how both coke zero and diet coke exist at the same time. I heard diet coke is only still around because there’s an established fanbase for its flavor.
Have fun on the reta med grind tho
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ohh heh how strange, they always sit super well with me so he probably didn’t cook it right or something. gotta let me make some for you, i heat em in lots of butter!! there will be every topping imaginable and it will be a great day with the birds out singing their songs for us
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i like coffee but it is rare for me to encounter a pleasant bitter outside of that. maybe the sugar cube is an essential part of it. and wormwood is very good for you it has all sorts of anti microbial benefits, i really just like the idea of drinking something so green though
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>>43267874
i know, i thought all dads were like my dad until i was a teenager and finally met normal dads.
and it wasn't until early 20's i realized im a product of something not normal.
one time i asked my dad if he was ever molested when he was a kid, and he said "MY FATHER NEVER MOLESTED ME"
and i said "i never said anything about grandpa, i just asked if you were molested."
my moms dad was a diddler, and my grandpa raped my grandma pregnant a couple times.
im glad i have the autopedo side of it and not into kids. but i love my dads <3
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But it's literally just attraction blindness
James' partner is intensely autistic at either the same level or more than him, but she looks normal so normoid NT shits can't comprehend
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>>43267686
remembering replying to you like 100 revolutions of the moon ago now
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>>43267906
it is fabulously green right. although a more palatable option might be those super green melon sodas. or I've seen some green drinks with sirop de menthe? im really interested in the medicinal properties of wormwood it's one of those things that shows up over and over in the almanacs right
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just read the plot summary for project gay stupid and honestly gosling shouldve just roped after la la land and went out on top. his careers been over for years. what a shitty movie
>i gotta go teach the rocks about mitochondria or whatever the fuck
this is what youre paying 23.99+ tax and tip to watch? this is what entertains you while you chow down on corn and motor oil you paid 14.99+ tax and tip for?
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>>43267904
well who WOULD you recognize?
>>43267875
okay
do your best for me <3
>>43267908
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>>43267906
Yeah idk what he did, but I had to lean my head out the car window like a dog so we wouldn't all asphyxiate. Butter though, that's interesting, never really had one like that before. Least not that I'm aware of.
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>>43267919
8 years ago? i wasn't here
>>43267924
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>>43267823
my favorite birdy just enjoying his layover smoke break~
>>43267914
I relate to and feel for shelley so much. Eye contact that speaks volumes and remaining calm and controlled despite actually being rattled inside by the cameras around her
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>>43267929
Idk just keep listing names until I say when like the cheese guy at Olive Garden. Or gal as the...is there a cheese that rhymes with case? Like "as the case may be" but as a cheese based pun. Look into this and get back to my secretary about this before close please.
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>>43267923
i think so yeah and mentioned in the bible and stuff too.. i kept track of a lot of a lot of medicinal herbs from a few years ago because i was battling fungus. scary stuff. but honestly it does just make me want some sort of sour apple soda lol
>>43267930
it’s nice, the skin gets all crispy on the outside. idk what other option there is because boiling them just seems so sad to me
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>>43267928
lala land was so trash i didn't even see it and i see everything that slithers through the dropbox
hail mary was fantastic and so was the fall guy
Barbie was kinda mid
but anyway gosling is a treasure how DARE you
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im very proud of you, nona
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>>43267964
Oh yeah don't boil them, I guess butter does make sense I just never thought about it. Only ever grilled burgers or dogs on the stove. Did use butter then though. For some reason my mind just went to a hotdog in a bun with a big ol cold pat of butter on it
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>>43267957
i cant nawe them tho cuz idk their names
most of them were from frog's server so idk them from the thread
>>43267990
alright show me this broad
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alpine lace is the only good match I can think of. caș doesn't quite work but maybe in some accent
>>43267964
fungus is the worst. scary for sure. sour apple soda sounds so good ...
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Sort of. Standard is like $19-$20. If it’s not standard, it’s like around $25
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>>43268045
i kinda like it especially the rape
>>43268048
yeah thats true i jst still have it in my head i need to do it an hr before or its pointless n im almost always still w. the guy an hour before
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>>43268044
which is true
>>43268053
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>>43268012
i knowwww ugh i am craving a sweet fizzy
>>43268035
mhm i think it would only work if it’s drowned in the stuff, could go hotdog confit for full degeneracy
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>>43268061
>Here in the California utopia I only pay $12.
We both come from the Holy Land of In-N-Out. The morning tickets over here are around $19. I live in a very expensive area over here tho
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>>43268078
right but like if i douche, go out w a guy, we get food n then we're in the bedroom like 4 hrs later.. what then-
i can only excuse myself to douche which is super awkward n also makes it hurt cuz its still sore like an hour on
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ik im sorry =w=
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if you want wild sex flush the whole system.
if you're going for some poking you can probably get away with a douche if he doesn't fuck the shit out of you literally.
you can't do it all the time cause it fucks up your gut biome, but the full flush is kino tier butt sex.
its so nice knowing there is nothing to worry about.
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fast for 48 hrs with all your cleaning done the day before. then do a coffee date, you can figure out dinner dates and open up about the technicalities of cleaning once he’s cummed in you a couple times and you’re both in love
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the first few days is not fun, but beyond that everything starts lining up and getting easier.
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>>43268118
it takes like 30 mins for me to fully douche is that not gonna be weird to the guy
>>43268122
i mean i can try but like most dates end of being them taking me out to eat n if i dont eat they start accusing me of having an eating disorder
>>43268143
this is a lot of ifs
i think im jst gonna have to keep turning ppl down unless the timing is perfect
how do gay men do this ik for a fact they have 5x the sex a tranny does
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>>43267065
I post pics of myself all the time, I just don’t post em directly because I don’t care for the attention. I’m just here to shitpost and dawgpost
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>>43268171
>it takes like 30 mins for me to fully douche is that not gonna be weird to the guy
That's really not that bad. Especially if sex is on the table. Sure it's not exactly spontaneous, but we deal with what we've got.
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>>43268131
Just dont have butt sex then?
We could do thighjobs. where i hug and lay on top of them and bounce repeatedly jacking him off with my thighs.
And its Christian too. No penetration therefore no sex. Maintain chastity.
Maybe blowjobs. let them fuck your face. A mouth is just as good as a butthole and cleaner.
Hand jobs. A classic. not much need to be said.
Pancake his cock between your cheeks as he lays on top of you and humps against you.
Footjobs. Either sit above him and rub your soles against his cock, or lay on your stomach and put your feet together. There should be a small enough gap for him to fit himself in and fuck there.
Armpits. Odd? Maybe. But viable. Can either lube up your hairy pits or your shaven pits whichever hes into.
And then theres jerking him off using sex toys. either use an onahole. Maybe a penis vibrator.
heres some ideas.
>Tongue his asshole while hes being stimulated from his penis.
The Farmer Technique
>Have him on all fours on the bed. jerk him off with your hand or an onahole while simultaneously eating him out. Even when hes ejaculated the first time DO NOT STOP.
This will cause either two things.
He cums again.
or
He starts whimpering from the overstimulation and may pee himself.
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>>43268184
>Shit happens
i said this while driving out of planned parenthood today after one of the protestors asked how i felt about the dead baby pics he had up. sometimes you don’t really know your true character until you’re put on the spot like that, desu i just wanted to go home
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>>43268169
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>>43268175
do you ctrl f mutt whenever you come back? youre a certified gotten to ugly perma masked black bitch and its only a matter of time before you go elliot rodrigo on your solbucks. many thoughts and pesos with your village
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>>43268212
if you haven’t seen my face you can just ask nicely next time you see me. Negging doesn’t work on me
I don’t control f anything I just speed read everything cuz I’m a high IQ beast like that
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>>43268234
cute pups in ur area
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>>43268254
Honestly who cares if its a little dirty? just clean the first 7 inches of your rectum and your good. not like im getting further than that.
maybe use a condom?
regardless. We arent going ass to mouth. and im not kissing you if you do.
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>>43268264
I don’t think I’ve ever posted a pic wearing a mask, you must be confusing me with someone else
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>>43268320
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>>43268316
I'll have to sort out the cross country move, but let's work through the new life insurance plan I'm getting for you over the phone. I want to say "This harem ain't big enough for the two of us, partner," while wearing some kind of sexy cowboy accent. Then I'm gonna shoot the other guy for real.
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>>43268344
you lost the moment you dared to challenge me
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>>43268123
I'll never be able to see anything but white and gold. I know it's not that irl. I've seen the graphics showing how you can mentally swap from white and gold to black and blue with context
My brain can't do it
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John Pork.
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>>43268386
Lol how tho. Ive seen some hot fat women. If your Hot while fat you'll be hot while skinny.
>>43268393
The inflation porn is ridiculous. This was the most tame image I could find. The rest were like HyperFat People the size or literal Buildings.
I prefer when the fat is more realistic. The same shit happens with trans women who are seen to have massive 10 foot schools.
Ugh hypermuscle is gross too. Hyper is by far one of the shittiest fetishes.
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I'm gonna take her out and she's gonna have fajitas and 3 margaritas and I'm paying for her and I'll hotdog her cheeks and she'll blow me that night
Then I'll sleep in late and she'll do what she needs to if she feels it and I can wear out her hole
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Skinny Marathoner built like an Ethiopian Villager or the Fat Sumo Wrestler.
Different bodies for different strengths and weaknesses.
A muscular dude isnt going to outrun lean lightweight dudes.
A lightweight dude isnt going to beat a strongfat guy in stronglifting.
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>>43268458
Darn lol
>>43268463
No. I’m ugly
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Oh. Yeah I guess
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its funny to think about gay soldiers cuz at least with straight ones you know its their wife whats getting cummed in back at home probably by one guy that actually went to college but with gay dudes theyre probably taking dozens of loads from literally anyone while youre risking your life for israel
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Top 5 Fat creatures who are based.
Whales
>Some graceful. Others are terrifying
Hippos
>Some of the most dangerous animals on land
Seals
>Extremely floofy and cute fatties.
Bears
>Soft warm, huggable, will maw you to death unfortunately.
Elephants
>Africa And Asia's Soft Fat Protectors who have an amazing memory. Not always that fast. But when you piss them off they are unstoppable.
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>>43268540
i go w what feels right
>>43268323
imsorry im sorry i took a pic buf catbox is down but call me a faggot zoomer again pleaspleasepleasplease
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>>43268547
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dc&pp=0gcJCTQCo7VqN5tD
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>>43268555
Wrong. gay dudes wouldnt leave their bf at home to go fight. Bring him along. Now he can suck you off on the battlefield between missions.
Amazing battle chemistry too. Then your trauma bonded when a member of your platoon is hunted down and blown up by a drone
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>>43268605
Oh no I cant join. Unfortunately im banned. Had i been allowed to join id definitely dream of the day im captured and used by Iranian soldiers (although its more likely the Israelis will get to me first, friendly fire)
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>>43268608
what color are your hair and eyes and what perfume do you wear and what sort of shoes do you usually wear and what are your thoughts on someone grabbing a handful of your ass when youre standing around the house and do you wear socks in the house and what type of shampoo do you use and what type if toothpaste do you use and what type of laundry sauce do you use and also how much coffee do you drink a day and do you like sharing a blanket on the couch and do you like family guy and what is your favorite candy?
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>>43268630
Oh that’s a lot of questions. I’ll answer a few. My hair and eyes are brown. I don’t mind my bf touching my butt if we’re alone. I’ll wear socks if it’s cold. I drink coffee like once a week. Never shared a blanket with anyone, seems nice though.
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>>43268608
mine might be slightly fat but its ugly af
>>43268630
black, brown, none, old sneakers, positive, yes, green, any, pesto, none, never tried, not really, haribo sauer gurken
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>>43268689
I'm already convinced. I think I'm on a like 50% cheese diet at this point. Anyway though cowpoke I gotta mosey on outta here. It's pretty late on this side of the country. I'll see ya around though! You have a good night.
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>>43268686
uhhh im super uncultured like my taste sucks when it comes to music so bear with me
1. Nirvana
2. Some butch boyband i had a hyperfixation on for a month when i was 2p (i thought their name was CA$H)
3. Off the Hook (Splatoon)
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>>43268718
can i do it
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>>43268572
>will maw you to death unfortunately.
Wrong
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>>43268698
what brand are your shoes and what color and how dirty and what size and do they have any holes and whats your favorite toothpaste and be honest about the laundry i want to know what you smell like and what soap do you use and is it bar or gel?
>>43268703
interesting. too bad youre not from around me or id invite you for blanket experiments saturday. and have you considered buying lots of robes you can buy a couple different fabrics 2 or 3 of each and rotate them seasonally? its almost silk robe season thats a big deal for me
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>>43268747
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>>43268760
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canada unfortunately
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man being an artist like 200+ years ago was a hell of a job if u think about it
the vast majority of ppl alive had to devote all their energy to food production and somehow u luck out making a living just creating beautiful things
what a life
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lol point taken
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no i wish
i have some art-adjacent interests, mostly computer graphics
but to my frustration, i find that while i appreciate art a lot and i like learning about how it is made, im not rly any good when it comes to actually creating things that are beautiful or novel myself
maybe im just too much in my own head abt it, idk
i feel like i lack inspiration and it becomes this seemingly insurmountable barrier that keeps me from creating anything
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>>43268676
>Gehehehe... Kimochii desu ne?
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>>43268861
if you want to make art you should just do it and not care if it's brilliant or innovative. art should be made instinctively from your hands as an extension of your unique self. doesn't matter if anyone else likes it.
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