>>43683071
Kys, nobody wants your ass here.
>>43683056
I started to work out semi-regularly and can boast some definition already. For me the biggest game changer was the diet, which I had stupidly assumed contained enough protein. Spoiler: it did not.

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>>43683056
>You DO work out don't you?
I DO want to I really do and I've been really motivated since seeing Katy O'Brian in love lies bleeding but I'm poor as fuck and I can't afford a gym membership or a diet that would help me build muscle

>>43683098
don't respond to bored manchildren
also post abs
>For me the biggest game changer was the diet, which I had stupidly assumed contained enough protein. Spoiler: it did not.
do you have any tips for maximizing protein in your diet without breaking the bank

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>>43683101
Do a lot of lesbians itt like really triangular bodybuilding types? I can like fit girls but with still obvious womanly shape

>>43683056
I went to the gym once. There was a pretty girl who blew up the toilet while I was doing my hair. Haven't gone back since.

>>43681166
>>43681187
>>43681192
>>43681205
>>43681131
>trannys get more teenage pusspuss in one weekend than all of /clg/ combined does in years
absolutely grim

wonder what happened to the fartsnatcher

>>43683101
You don't need the gym. Body weight exercise works too.
>diet
You can't afford chicken breast, eggs, and beans? Carbs and fats are even easier to obtain.
>>43683103
I will not be posting abs on 4chan.
>maximizing protein
I'm not sure my advice is any good to normal people because I'm okay with consuming retarded amounts of identical bland food every day (autism), see above.

>>43683103
womanchildren**

I'm intersex

>>43683129
>I'm not sure my advice is any good to normal people because I'm okay with consuming retarded amounts of identical bland food every day (autism), see above.
what do you eat in a regular day?
>I will not be posting abs on 4chan.
boo you whore

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Buff ladies of the day

you uncs are making my cortisol spike

>>43683117
Yes a lot of lesbians like masculinity, this desire is literally built into all females so the species can continue. Only various degrees of brainwashing can push it into obscurity and/or modify it in weird and twisted ways such as when the self desires to be masculine (penis envy) to create butch women

>>43683138
Cereal/oatmeal, cottage cheese, rye bread, chicken breast, beans/peas, grilled veggies or salad, eggs, bananas, apples, and cookies or chocolate. I get about 100 g of protein a day, which is about right for my weight.
>>43683147
>muscle means male
No amount of muscle will ever make a woman into a man, and butches are hot precisely because they are female.
Now go seethe on your incel board.

>>43683101
>protein intake
i know this'll sound bad but I've been doing quite well with plant based protein powders (fairly cheap), wanna start making pastries with onions flour

>>43683163
huh, it autocorrects s*y to onions

>>43683169
You must be new here because the filter has been around since before 2016.

>>43683162
also lentils, good and very easy to cook

>>43683174
yeah... will i be thrown into a hazing pit?

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>>43683117
>Do a lot of lesbians itt like really triangular bodybuilding types
Not me I don't find it sexually attractive on OTHER WOMEN personally, it's more of a goal for MYSELF.
>>43683129
>You can't afford chicken breast, eggs, and beans
I'm literally in the trenches girl, I eat lentils most days for protein
>>43683180
I'm sick of lentils

>>43683162
Males have more natural muscle and it''s easier for them to build more. Anyway I was talking about masculinity you obsessed freak, not someone being fit. It's very obvious that picture resembles a man meanwhile some of the others you posted do not
>precisely because
You're a weird fetishist. No different than a moid who likes femboys

>>43683206
>you posted
I haven't posted a single picture itt so far.

>>43683206
>s very obvious that picture resembles a man
I was the one who posted that and here are my thoughts about it >>43683188

>>43682784
As someone who works in a male dominated industry: men only ever truly respect the women they haven't had sex with AND feel threatened by. Underneath the male competitiveness is a deep desire to be proven wrong and lorded over, and the more inscrutable they believe the tyrant to be, the more in awe they feel. Men are never truly inscrutable to other men. But a woman! Oh that's a different matter. Men refuse to believe women feel through the same pathways they do, so they ascribe all kinds of astrology-tier bullshit to their female peers. While you're climbing to the top, they will bully you, throw you under the bus, shit talk you to their buddies, straight up try to kill you, but it's critical you meet every little pinch with a fucking artillery strike. Don't be a bitch. Never show you're angry or upset, and seldom show happiness. Stone cold, somewhat bored, facade with rare glimpses of benevolence that need to be earned, that's the way to go. Be everywhere, respond like the sociopathic boss they wish would fuck them up the ass, and go to stupid lengths to protect your boundaries. In general, it's important to have a set of behaviors they know you might fuck them up for. Could be something simple. They will test you on it, trying to break the rules, and you must respond with disproportionate consequences and minimal emotion. At the same time, you should never explain your motivation and why you do things, even if it's crucial you do things consistently.
Ultimately, men want to submit to authority, but they try to make sure the authority out-fucks them first.

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>>43683259
So you're saying men feel threatened by the virgin Mary and that's why they worship her? bullshit theory

>>43683276
I was talking about the workplace, anon.
But once again, with the Virgin they have their inscrutable mysterious female of weird powers who they haven't had sex with.

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>>43683259
I won't even try to intellectualize male sexuality and I just don't care they're ugly, retarded and evil and I just want them to stay the fuck away from me!

>>43683056
I work out semi regularly. I have a full time job that retires long hours many days, and a relationship/social life that takes all my time on other days. But on days where I have lots of free time I will sometimes work out twice, morning and afternoon. It’s the only way I can make any progress without more day to day consistency.

>>43683320
Why do trannies identify with Arianna so much?

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>>43683298
And I am talking about it in general. Mary has no powers of her own according to Christians and especially with Muslims who don't believe in divine human beings at all. There are many religious figures who do not have any special powers that are women and they are still venerated as saints or what have you anyway. So how can you say that men only respect women they didn't have sex with and fear? In fact for Catholics Mary is seen as the one who they look up to for salvation. This hardly looks like a relationship where they are shitting their pants

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>>43683340
they do?? not the AGPs for sure. Ari is for straight women and gay men I just think her face is funny

>>43683362
I'm really not familiar with her music at all, but trans women seem obsessed with her and Taylor Swift for some reason. Maybe they think she looks masculine? I've noticed trannies will post cis women they think have masculine faces, for what reason i don't know.

>>43683380
>cis women they think have masculine faces
she was a cutie before the surgeries and the anorexia
>Taylor Swift
Now where are you finding these people? this is the most basic straight woman celebrity ever

>>43683360
>how can you say
She's a mother figure they need to appease in order to make it into heaven.
Female celibacy seems significant across cultures, too, whenever it comes to respected deities as opposed to goddesses of fertility, sex, and other concepts unrelated to authority and power (even then, men appreciate getting strangled in other ways, such as submitting to a sex demon of epic proportions who will either discard or kill them after a night of fun). All because most men see bottoming as surrender, which kills the vibe. The fuckable authority figure must either remain inaccessible or "make up" for spreading her legs by destroying her partner in a multitude of ways.
The cult of virgin goddess Athena had men self-harming for a good reason.
>And I am talking about it in general.
Regardless of the stuff above, I was talking about climbing the career ladder in a male dominated field.

>>43683399
that's fair, don't get banned anon

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>>43683419
>She's a mother figure they need to appease in order to make it into heaven.
You have no idea what you are talking about. She is seen as an intercessor who can have sway over Jesus' decision by Catholics since she is much closer to him than any other human being. In fact those people believe Jesus HAS to follow her commands. So the supreme deity gets bossed around by his mother, to the point she is said to be "omnipotent" because Jesus can simply not say no to her. In any case this is not a relationship based on fear, the one they are scared of is the creator and not the one that gets to calm him down and they can look up to. For Muslims this is different because there is no cult around Marian worship since supplication should go directly to the divine and yet she is seen to be amongst the best human beings. In their case there is no point to even be made about her being "appeased" or her having any powers at all because she is just a glorified human. But fine if you hate the example of Mary so much then I can easily talk about other women who do not need to be "appeased" to gain entry into paradise such as the muslim prophet's wives. iirc the men are explicitly forbidden from marrying them and yet they are seen as amongst the greatest scholars of the faith/highest ranking companions due to their knowledge alone and not any divine/prophetess tier status. As for your point about motherhood, that goes against you since these are women that are respected immensely in traditional societies without any fear. They are the comforters and the one always directly above the man in the chain of command in a family

I love how you made a terf gen to exclude trans women but you still can't stop talking about us
>>43683380
>>43683362
>>43683340
Insane

>>43683527
You'll get over it, I'm certain

>>43683056
God damn. Dykes DO have good taste in women. I thought the stereotype was going against objectification and the male gaze. Op is a

MALE

BRAINED

TOP

>>43683531
I bet that sounded so cool in your head lmao

>>43683498
Have you ever met a religious Muslim in real life? I had to threaten a guy the other day just to get him to talk to me. They fucking road rage at female drivers. Don't shake hands. They don't give a fuck about women unless it's to tell their wives how this or that woman mentioned in the Quran was chaste and served her husband.
>traditional
>mothers
>respect
Lmao.
>the one always directly above the man in the chain of command in a family
Anon... Do you think I'm retarded? Or have you replaced real life with books completely and now foolishly believe they set the rules?
Once again: WORKPLACE. In the WORKPLACE men need and subconsciously want to be fucked over, otherwise they will not respect you.

>>43683421
She got banned LMFAO
Another terf bites the dust ;)

>>43683545
>They fucking road rage at female drivers. Don't shake hands
where do you live?
>>43683558
happens to the best of us

>>43683560
Happens to all of you because you are terfs who spew hate about trans women even though it's supposed to be off topic in your safe space gen you continue to fold under no pressure. Pathetic

Cream of Wheat made LUMPY

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>>43683563

>>43683380
No, she looks incredibly feminine. They like her because she is what they want to look like

>>43683560
>where do you live?
I travel for work. Happens everywhere, although the last tantrum I've been subjected to, hilariously, took place in the UK. London is cooked.
As for the handshake thing, it's drilled into proper Muslims from early childhood. Me going in for a handshake while not wearing a potato sack is a genuine cognitohazard in many circles, but again: apply enough pressure and they fold. They might call you a whore, plot against you, but if you are smart and merciless, they fold.
This does not apply to secularized Muslims, who are religious in name only. Your smoothie-sipping classmate Amina and your basketball-obsessed buddy Abdul are only Muslim when it's convenient, and they love the western way of life.

>>43683629
>UK. London
Ah yeah I've heard a lot about UK muslims...
>They might call you a whore
I don't care if men call me that or any of it's variations

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>>43683545
Yes but nice to see that you aren't addressing anything and just talking about irrelevant things like handshakes. The women themselves do not want that and you're forcing interactions they do not want to have because they segregate themselves by sexes out of respect for their God and yes even the opposite sex.
>traditional
>mothers
>respect
>Lmao.
That's not an argument. Are your seriously telling me that men do not respect their mothers? How fucking oblivious can you be? It is seen as an indicator of very good morals almost universally even in societies that don't care about the books you're complaining about. You just have to face the fact that your theory is an ass pull sorry to inform you.
>WORKPLACE
And I told you already that I don't give a shit about this distinction. You have to prove how men magically believe different things there only and nowhere else. Why do you think I brought religion as an example? Because that is a perfect representation of the deepest beliefs men hold about women

>>43683647
>out of respect for their God
This is very reductive. You have to analyze why God would order such thing. But that would circle back to men fucked up views on sexuality.

>>43683647
>they segregate themselves by sexes out of respect for their God and yes even the opposite sex
lol
You mean, the god made up by men?

>>43683670
This doesn't even make any sense, it is the view women have about sexuality in those cultures too... Why are you pretending that men form the entirety of the society and that we have never shaped anything ourselves? You can disagree with their ideals anyway but that doesn't prove your point about how men need to fear women they didn't have sex with to respect them

>>43683698
Women are credited with knowledge about that God as well you know? Especially when it comes to matters that relate to women.

I'm gonna go in late today but it's fine

>>43683704
>the view women have about sexuality in those cultures too
yeah women are retarded too and they don't have a say anyway, they just have to live with that reality it becomes a second nature and then they drill these masculine views into their female children as well and so on
>how men need to fear women they didn't have sex with to respect them
no I don't agree with that anon because personally I don't think there is anything you could do to come off as "intimidating" to men as a woman unless you wave a gun at them or something. I just enjoy taking about religion.

>>43683056
Is that pic ai

>>43683647
>Why do you think I brought religion as an example? Because that is a perfect representation of the deepest beliefs men hold about women
Yes, exactly. You're starting to get it. In most religions women are second class citizens unless they are what I've been describing.
>Yes but nice to see that you aren't addressing anything and just talking about irrelevant things like handshakes.
>You have to prove how men magically believe different things there only and nowhere else.
They don't, and I have been pretty consistent throughout.
In the workplace, the mother role is fulfilled by secretaries, assistants, and other subordinate desk roles. If you want to be the actual boss whose decisions and opinions are gospel, you have no choice but to embody the inscrutable threatening virgin archetype.
>The women themselves do not want that and you're forcing interactions they do not want to have because they segregate themselves by sexes out of respect for their God and yes even the opposite sex.
This is bullshit. A child would maybe buy it, though.
>respect their mothers
That respect is nominal. Decorative. It's not real. I can't begin to describe how performative it is. The traditional mother has zero power apart from the ability to cautiously and gently whisper advice into the son's ear. The moment she steps out of line, all hell breaks loose. Her precarious position rests on the fact she remains within the confines of her background, non-steering role, as someone to whom the man is kinda sorta indebted to. All that "husband is the head but wife is the neck" is a hilarious cope.
>>43683754
>I don't think there is anything you could do to come off as "intimidating" to men as a woman unless you wave a gun at them or something
In the 21st century there are other ways, especially in the workplace.

>>43683776
no

>>43683056
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>43683796
>Yes, exactly
So they are respected immensely in many places for various different reasons as I have shown? To the point that a random woman can command God to do whatever she wants? Yes I knew that.
>the mother role is fulfilled by secretaries, assistants, and other subordinate desk roles.
This isn't a direct comparison. In traditional societies you don't go through the mother to get to the father. And for most men interacting with those secretaries are on equal or even higher ranking than them, only the person hiring the secretary (which could be a woman) is higher.
>buy it
Irrelevant if you prefer your own headcanon over what these women themselves say
>The traditional mother has zero power apart from the ability to cautiously and gently whisper advice into the son's ear.
"Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord." - Colossians 3:20 No actually sons have to obey their parents and especially the mother's teachings "My son, keep your father’s command and do not forsake your mother’s teaching." - Proverbs 6:20 Right thanks for confirming that you don't know anything about the traditional dynamic. The father is the head of the household while the mother is in charge of the rest of the family

>>43684028
>So they are respected immensely in many places for various different reasons as I have shown?
You couldn't disprove my main claim so you didn't show anything. You are, in fact, helping illustrate my point by insisting upon Mary: virgin, inscrutable, powerful. Notice how there is no second Mary around, no female Paul or Peter, only some minor female saints and such. I wonder why and what deepest beliefs that men hold may have caused that.
>This isn't a direct comparison
Still it's very motherly.
>In traditional societies you don't go through the mother to get to the father
You don't go through the secretary either, she just handles the logistics and mundane tasks and has no say in whether or not let you through. She can offer you cookies. You can complain to her and get smiles and compassion.
>Irrelevant if you prefer your own headcanon over what these women themselves say
My headcanon is built around real life experiences.
>Right thanks for confirming that you don't know anything about the traditional dynamic.
My family was very traditional.
>The father is the head of the household while the mother is in charge of the rest of the family
The father believes he is entitled to everything while the mother guilt trips you all over the place to cope with being dependent on her husband and you both tiptoe around the patriarch (traumatized by his own traditional dad) because he might get pissy and ruin your day. I'm very familiar with the dynamic.

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>>43683180
lentils are underrated desu, red lentil soup is so delicious

>>43683188
>I'm literally in the trenches girl
like you're in the army?

>>43684379
I know I said literally but it's a figure of speech my bad. I would've joined the military and got a lot of money if I wasn't disqualified because I'm insane though

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>No more asian posting
I guess it was just that one guy

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>>43684793
There are many of us it was just bipedo made like 70%

>>43683056
I don't work out (I'm a skinny nerd) but I love watching women's football if that counts

>>43685645
In fact, just came home from watching the women's champion's league final between Barcelona and Lyon this weekend

I have a home gym. Couple machines tucked in the corners. Nothing complicated, Gazelle and Bowflex and a sandbag. I put maybe less than an hour a day on them?

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https://youtu.be/KL31XuIBe8k?si=49Mx14Hl1RHJ36TV

>>43685734
Living the dream...

>>43683162
>No amount of muscle will ever make a woman into a man, and butches are hot precisely because they are female.
actual man male moid rapistgender here, varbies are disgusting because they look like men, butches too

>>43685096
>in high heels too
3DPD fanservice is even better, apparently

>>43686017
>butches look like men
nigga it's ophthalmologist time
but whatever, i'm actually glad men don't get the appeal

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Tranny here
Which one of you is my dommy mommy who's going to dominate me and turn me into your submissive and obedient house bitch housewife who'll serve you in which ever way you need as your fulltime estrogenized "male"? I want to do your nails and worship your body like the goddess you are to me. Any takers?

Ignored
Ok I'll leave your thread sorry

>>43676628
>i get why some people can't leave their abusive partner. the mind games are addicting. you feel like you're this close to securing her approval and unconditional love, and then she meets you with the cold treatment, and then you're back to fucking
I feel this deeply the cycle of fighting and making up is so addictive. Nothing physical ever happened to me but she didn't need to hit me to ever make me feel hurt. and I kept trying to appease her every time until the last time. Years after I left I still think about her and I still miss her so so so much even though I know that logically I've made the right choice.

I kinda detest straight women and think most of them are vain, uninteresting and unintelligent. Yet, I still want to have sex with them. Especially if they are attractive and in the 50s range.
Mommy issues?

>>43686834
Mommy issues, definitely. Why do you even want straight women specifically?
This summer I think I'm going to find a hot older sub and fuck her brains out. With older women, I always enjoy being on top. Unless she hits the right buttons, then I'm her bottom bitch.

>>43686834
The real question is do straight women even exist

>>43686939
>Why do you even want straight women specifically?
nta but i suspect it has something to do with like 90% of the women she comes across being straight

>>43686964
as far as i'm concerned anyone who is not homo is a straight

as a man, I can share my objectively correct opinion that all women are bottomsexual, except for the really broken ones

>>43687264
>man
>opinion
no

>>43687271
Thanks for reminding me toots, I've been in this woman space for too long and my language has become soft.
Fact, is what I meant.

>>43686722
oh anon, i'm so sorry. it fucks me up to this day as well. however, the last time i checked her socials, she was slowly turning into a fat alcoholic, so i'm safe from making a stupid decision.

>>43687281
>man
>fact
no

my fucking fan is broken fuck my stupid dyke life

>>43687614
what type of fan are we talking about? ceiling? floor?

ANAL SEX

I'm still awake shoot me

>>43686834
Primarily driven by hatred no doubt

>>43692881
Well, I want them to dominate me...

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>>43687920
>drinking from the gutter when you have a fresh spring well right infront of you
Tsk tsk

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>>43686834
They can not help being straight any more that you can help being gay. We have to be kind to the misfortuned.

>>43695364
It's a different kind of hot

My mom's birthday is today. I allowed her to believe that I forgot. I have her cake and her present waiting for her when she comes over for dinner tonight. Goofy themed.

>>43683056
>You DO work out don't you?
No. Women who work out look like trans males: >>43683101

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Fit tummy of the day

>>43698288
k but they aren't, which makes all the difference

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>>43698288
The average woman wouldn't look like that even if she tried. If you regularly lift, you're gonna look about same you look now but your bones won't crumble to dust when you hit menopause

>>43698288
Lmao you are retarded. Like genuine drooling retard.

There's a new steak place nearby that opened up. Nandos? Some kinda Amazon/South American theme going on. Supposed to be expensive.

>>43700435
the chicken place or the mexican restaurant?

>>43701528
It replaced the outback that was there, that outback closed sometime early 2024 and I didn't notice

My mom cried! I called her over, pretending to need her signature for paperwork and surprised her with her birthday cake and her present. I got her a giftcard and another carousel nicknack but this one had an hourglass on it and looks all fancy.

Has anyone here been in Mexico? Was it fun?

>>43698133
>>43702467
You're a good daughter

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>>43684793
i like azns but i like the ones that look like women

>>43702676
I was shit at it for awhile, making up for lost time

>>43704219
Now that's a woman, asian women are really pretty but they're nerfing themselves because their beauty standards is to have stick thin legs and look like toddlers

>be Bong in Germany
>on a quest to get an iced drink on this hot Summer's day
>enter cafe
>barista greets me in English
>nice, I can feel right at home
>end up having to repeat my order three times because she doesn't understand my accent

dude
I also ran into my ex who used to be a social work and is now a bus driver.

>>43683120
very based.

>>43706892
to be fair you do sound retarded

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Do you like to wear make up?

>>43708214
No, and I never do. Most pretty girls look even better without it, too.

>>43708214
too much effort but if a girl wanted to do it for me id be fine

>>43708283
>Most pretty girls look even better without it, too.
I think light makeup (some mascara, gloss, bush) can be really pretty, but I'm not into the pancake face look

>>43708724
>bush
I meant blush but I do love bush too lol

>>43707700
Wait until you hear me talk.

>>43708214
Sometimes i wear lipgloss because my gf gifted it to me

>>43709451
that's sweet

>>43709451
Goals.

Bubble guts all day. I tried to eat earlier but I just yakked it right back up. I'm just sipping Gatorade right now, gonna try some beef stock later

>>43711828
Can I taste your bubble guts?

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suck mi dih

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>>43715300
>zero sugar

>>43715300
>not mango loco flavor
girl bye

pornhub now has a separate sapphic category (why not lesbian wtf) next to gay and straight

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>>43706689
you get me

>>43717133
queers will hail this as a victory

>>43716034
im sweet enough

>>43717133
sapphic includes trans women i think

>>43717162
it is a victory of sorts. i love it.
>>43717333
gross. anyway while browsing i've only seen 1 tranny so far.

>>43717354
>it is a victory of sorts. i love it.
room temperature iq

>>43717363
why?

>>43717133
>sapphic
how do they even know about that word. it's funny they're going with that because tumblr girls started using "sapphic" in the first place because they didn't like the porny connotations of calling themselves lesbian lol
>>43717162
it was weird that it was grouped under the straight category but they have a different catergory for gay men I was always wondering about that.

>>43717363
>>43717382
>not replying
just say you're anti-porn or anti-sex.
>>43717899
>it was weird that it was grouped under the straight category
exactly. lesbian porn was treated as something solely for straight people's consumption. irked me out every time.

>>43717899
because "lesbian" porn has always been made by men for men featuring straight women. it's not illogical for it to be in the hetero category.

>>43718154
do you even hear yourself

>>43718394
what part was hard for you to comprehend?

>>43718532
the part where you reveal your cuck mindset. i, fortunately, cannot relate.

>>43718547
literally what are you babbling about

I wish making porn were compatible with a "serious" career like mine. Would do it for the love of the game.
>>43718634
I think you do have that cuck mindset, anon...

>>43718651
no genuinely try to explain to me why you think that post revealed a cuck mindset. I don't think you can but I'd like you to try.

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>>43718750
why would i explain something so obvious

>>43718876
because I think you trying to make a logical argument would be really funny for me

>>43718750
>>43718992
Nta. I started typing but realized it would be funnier if you were left with no explanation as to the essence of your cuckoldry. You being unable to comprehend it is the most hilarious shit I've seen on here in a while.

>>43717133
update: there is clown porn. i don't know why i'm watching it though.

how does one reconcile the human instinct to propagate life and seek pleasure, while facing the inevitability of death and the impermanence of existence?

>>43720304
>>43720445
The duality of /clg/.

>>43719083
mhm. sure.

>>43720304
>Slowpoke.jpg
Everyone else moved on from the clussy trend like 2 years ago

>come home
>door busted open with the lock basically twisted off
>only thing fucked up is the crockpot + food inside
>watch ring camera
>its a fucking bear

bro what the fuck i live in the suburbs

>>43720480
it's okay to be autistic.
>>43720509
it's okay to- what the fuck??

>>43720509
Gaygen really need to keep their people in check because this is unacceptable behavior.

>>43720509
you're lucky the bear wasn't still in the house

>>43720520
it's also ok to admit you don't have an argument.

>>43721224
anon you can't bait me into helping you put two and two together, we're all adults here

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>>43720445
Just turn your brain off

>>43721284
see >>43721224

I think the "not illogical" poster is a man because they keep running into the same problem, namely the inability to look at their post from the point of view of a lesbian (female).

>>43720445
Easy, one must use their fleeting existence and escape the throes of mortality by propagating life and seeking pleasure.

>>43720609
kek
>>43720751
ngl i walked right in because i have the survival skills of a retarded panda

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>>43724347
Worst I have to worry about is someone's dogs getting out or monkeys with herpes

>>43724972
>monkeys with herpes
what

>>43725984
https://youtube.com/shorts/B6XEkCW06QM?si=SQd4RyEsBt2ZTWCd

/clg/ doesn't exist

>>43726330
America isn't a real place...

>>43683071
straight couples don't belong here and no lesbian wants a gross man with a gross dick

>>43726330
I hope none of you are trapped in florida.

>>43726789
/clg/ can't hurt me

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>>43726904
>>43728039
https://youtu.be/iIdntHAhTv0?si=YxGHHiBUKYYNgUnn

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>>43729977
>man

>>43730250
Florida Man is known to work with his villainous cohorts;
Florida Woman
and
Florida Teen

We have our own super teams

>>43721290
paris hilton is hot and retarded which means she would be easily impressed (convenient since i'm a dumbass)

>>>/gif/30678647

>>43732684
Sinn Sage is very hot

>professional porn
Having sex really exposed me to how the best experiences don't get recorded. How actresses pose to look better on camera. Amateur videos for the win but they are unfortunately rare.

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>>43732796
Virgin stacies stay winning, sexhavers lose again

>>43735588
No, sex is 100x better than porn.

>>43734332
Has anyone ever had sex with a girl like this?

>>43736070
no everyone here is chopped

Lots of straight male energy in this thread.

>>43737427
Tourists be touristing.
>>43734332
No one has ever had sex with a girl like that. In fact, if you touch her, your hands will melt and your head fall off like it's Looney Tunes meets American Horror Story.

I'll never be good enough for my family. Doesn't matter how much I debase myself for their sake, how much I help them, how much I put them first. They treat me like a retard still, and they will never respect me. Fuck this shit.

>>43737427
real lesbians don't act like twitter Uwu ""sapphics""

>>43683647

Pretty disrespectful of the penguin

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women with noses like this

>>43738523
pretty...

>>43734332
i wanna stick my tongue in there

>>43734332
>the claws
kinda hot if you know she's a homo. like, that's a bottom bitch right there. i prefer to interpret the video that way at least, makes things better.

>>43740107
If I can finger my own pussy despite my nails then I can do it to you too

>>43740355
hell no. get down on your knees, you can lick my cunt.

How do I stop being attracted to straight women. There are a handful of gay, single women at my workplace but none of them give me the tingles like some of the straight women do

>>43740392
Yes mistress...

On a more serious note I've always disliked the way the lesbian community thinks long nails = het or pillow princess, I don't think my nails would prevent me from using my fingers on a girl but I am a not a sexhaver so I don't actually know

>>43740592
>I don't think my nails would prevent me from using my fingers on a girl but I am a not a sexhaver
long nails are scratchy (even if you can carefully finger yourself, you don't have the live feedback from your partner's body beamed into your brain) and unhygienic (dirt and grime collect underneath almost instantly). and since you're basically useless with them on, you signal bottom bitch who either gives up her mouth or gets fucked. nothing wrong with that.

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>>43740662
I remember reading an article like 10 years ago written by a woman who hooked up with a girl that had rhinestone encrusted nails and got her vagina shredded and got a really nasty infection but I keep my nails clean and they're not sharp so that wouldn't be an issue.
I'm not sure I would sleep with a girl who wouldn't let me finger her.

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Found the article
https://www.autostraddle.com/effing-dykes-what-lies-beneath-her-nails-68129/

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Unsurprisingly it was from here that I originally found the article back in 2015
>2015 was 20 years ago
grim...

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>>43740971
>I'm not sure I would sleep with a girl who wouldn't let me finger her.
luckily there's an easy solution!
>>43741023
literal nightmare fuel.

>>43740592
>I don't think my nails would prevent me from using my fingers on a girl
>but I am a not a sexhaver
I'm so tired

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>>43741088
>luckily there's an easy solution!
There is an alternative but I'm not the biggest fan of how it looks

>>43741411
What do you mean anon?

or you could just be butch and have constantly worn down fingernails from doing important butch shit

>>43744007
But long nails are pretty

Magnets! Why hasn't anyone invented magnetic acrylic nails yet? Imagine having modular talons that you could swap on the fly

I hate trannies so fucking much. Can't go to lesbian anything online without autistic men talking about their dicks and estrogen pills

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boba

i want an rpg like bg3 where every npc is a lesbian, but it's also inspired by the L word. so you hoard resources and go on quests but, like, lesbianly.

>>43747933
instead of horses, you get a subaru outback.

>>43747939
>>43747933
https://youtu.be/CrkSYwxpSDo?si=CN_QiDBveaIBsYL3

>>43746721
press ons are a thing

>>43747933
>i want an rpg like bg3 where every npc is a lesbian
noice
>but it's also inspired by the L word
cringe

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>>43748526
>cringe
you don't want this bard to join your party?

>>43748575
didn't they make her a bishit in the reboot?
also the black one was hotter

>>43748634
>reboot
not canon by definition + didn't watch

I'm new into lesbianism and I'm quite young (19) so I'm still a virgin.
My question is what's the best way for lesbians to have sex? What do you usually do with your partner? I'm switch and open to anything that doesn't include strap.

>>43748764
ever heard of fartsnatching?

>>43748764
>the best way
Find a girl who's more experienced than you and go at it like rabbits. You'll find out.

Fartsnatch Lives

>>43749064
Lmao.
>>43749115
Where do I find her? What's the best app?

>>43748764
>didn't figure out you're a dyke by age 11
Fakebian

>>43749186
>What's the best app?
You have to try them all.