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This one always cracks me up

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A classic

>>25026577
this is a /mu/ meme

>>25026275
Sometimes things don't need to be read because they aren't essential. Phazing out is a reasonable way to ignore what you don't care about.

The ultimate Kantpost.

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>>25029211
I forgot the ultimate Kantpost.

>>25029213
peak 2025

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>>25026247
Can someone repost the one that was like "every Dostoevsky novel goes like this" I forgot to save it and it always gets me. It had something about how when you cum on a whore it's like the Crucifixion

>>25026275
my first read through of Ulysses

>>25029440
This is true, and it becomes increasingly obvious the older you get.

>>25030024
archive, dickbag dumkompf

>>25029440
lol

>>25032617
This is kafkaesque

>>25026247
Does anyone have any rare Ludwig Klages memes?

>>25032617
>someone actually took the time to make this

>>25032905
It probably wasn't that much work; it's just dialog slightly changed and Kafka's face and a peach instead of a dog as was in the original.
Also i always lose my shit when the peach "peaches" at Kafka.

>>25026623
meh

>>25033156
No, I get it, why the fuck is that guy staring at him. He ought to mind his own fucking business.
Eating a peach with a knife, though, I think is just how you were supposed to eat fruit back in the day.

>>25034623
>monk, cleric, bard, and ranger

>>25026577
>>25026623
Of course the only funny post in the /lit/ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread comes from /mu/

>>25034496
2026 off to a great start

>>25029193
my sides this is actually Ignatius

/lit/ has no humor

>>25026577
Reddit tier manchild humor

/lit/ has no humor

/lit/ has no humor, you guys suck, just look at this thread

/lit/ has no humor

>>25037292
Nothing is stopping you from posting something humorous except your lack of humour.

>>25037338
him being on /lit/ and lacking humor only further proves his point

>>25029414
How do you measure wisdom?

>>25039246
It would appear in this case that the metric is how completely it saturates the page.
It's surprising though not to see an inverse correlation with page size. Since they don't explicitly say they were controlling for it, nor point to a page about how they took their metrics, I suspect the numbers are made up.

>>25029414
Why is Convenience Store Woman on there? Is the book a meme?

>>25029193
i feel a deep connection with that frog poster

>>25030052
why would you mark something? do you ever go back in a book looking for a mark you made to remember your interpretation of a passage? it's such a pseud thing to do unless you are actively working on something. remember pseuds are often older people who justify their pseudness with their age and supposed "wisdom"

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>>25029211
>>25029213

>>25043325
that's sad, man

>>25029193
I don't think I would have a problem giving such a story to a child given the value learning about myths could bring. There have been books I read for my little brother which contained suicide, and that feels like a heavier subject to bring up (however it was appropriate given it was about a historical event). I am a European thoughbeit; American puritans may disagree.

>>25044066
it's sad that society has killed your soul and that you would be willing to pass on that curse to the next generation

>>25042882
yeah strange. Convenience Store Woman made me depress as fuck because it's related to having a dead end job/life. i hated that it follows Keiko through her whole life. it makes me feel like I will and have wasted my whole life.
pretty good book

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Last time I posted this nobody got it

>>25044894
explain?

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>>25045246
idgi

>>25045246
Proust?

>>25045923
it's funny because porn

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>>25032617
She's so sexy...

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>>25048228
bitch looks like Arnold's mom

>>25026623
Ishmael is a high yellah sissy for Maori cock.

>>25043353
Proof the left can't meme.

does anyone have the post about the chauvinistic guy taking the piss out of 'men writing women'

>>25026247
Lol.

>>25029440
kek

>>25026275
so literally me

>>25030052
>having such stunted cognition that you have to doodle in the margins of a text to be able to fully Engage with it
OK retard

>>25051360
What? Why is that stunted cognition? Doodling is fun. The book is yours. What are you going to do, hurt its resale value? Do what you wish.

>>25029193
>Pepeius
this is going to sound hyperbolic but this is exactly why you shouldn't strive to give your children a life of minimal discomfort. if you don't let your kid reckon with the fact that sometimes they'll have stupid ideas that suck ass, they end up being overeducated NEETs that reek of weed and make up Greek Myth OCs with dipfuck names like Pepeius

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>>25051363
Silence! Kneel before Pepeius, normie scum

>>25052942
good shit

>>25052942
this reminded me of the stephen king short story about the kid who went to the bathroom but couldn't pee because a tiger was in there, or something along those lines

>>25052942
based

If I wanted to laugh, I'd ask for your Goodreads top 10

post the Kant "circus" thing, please

>>25056290
Was Schop the original crazy hair guy?

this still slaps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhO7GQhBSFU

>>25051362
>The book is yours.
A good book will outlive you BUT half-decent marginalia are actually interesting to future generations.
The problem comes from underlining everything your attention span thinks is the relevant parts, or brain dead commentary like a youtube react video.
Seeing "that's crazy chat" in a classic book would be pretty funny though.

>>25026275
>when they say they've read 100+ books

>>25056361
You should dig up the /lit/ annotated Moby Dick

>>25029193
>Pepeius
Sounds comfy

>>25056290
The widest minds I've ever met spill pounds of spaghetti when exposed to the idea that life may not be worth starting

>>25037295
this comic is like 20 years old

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>>25056314
probably. I also think count Olaf was at least partially inspired by him.

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>>25057835
these two are among my favourites

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please laugh at this I had to complete three captchas to post

>>25057848
it's cool. have this:

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/22800829

>>25055912
Yeah he read books for children right to the last days in the bunker

>>25057847
The Indians simply do religion better. Other things maybe not so much

>>25057811
I really liked that movie as a kid. To this day, I imagine Jim Carrey as Count Olaf when I think of those books.
>>25057826
>Who is the god of the Jews
Prove him wrong.

>>25056292
He rapes his sister, Phoebe.

>>25057826
I literally just read the heiddigger interview with der spiegel from lik 1972, and now am i looking at the rest of this meme with suspicions of its less than veritability

>>25057847
>twitterjaks
>soi edit
Cringe bro.

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>>25061895
>wittgenstein: mileage varies
hit his students reutinely but this wasnt uncommon. allegedly went to court due to hitting a kid unsconious but outcome is unknown and kids also pranked him a ton.
>chomsky: true
defended khmer rouge and serb yugoslav govs
>Marx: true
called lassale a nigger or something
>Singer: true
in line with his weirdo contrian views, defended beastiality by stating eating animals is still less unethical
>Kant: true
white man smarter than rest, not uncommon, mightve possibly retracted his views and his empircal and dignity based philospohy doesnt work well with it regardless
>Foucault: probably false
allegedly groomed a kid while he was in tunisia. kids idenity is never stated and its a fringe guy who hated focoult who claimed it like 15 years after the event allegedly happened. not totally disprovable you get the gist
>Hume: True
said negroes and all non whites are mentally infeior, later changed to just a majority of negros. was a footnote
>sarte: IDK
couldnt find what this meant. dont know much about him
>plato & aris: true
aristotle said some people are meant to be slaves by nature, plato probably same thing. slavery was different in their age and wasnt for life and selected via race outside of defeated armies
>marx: true
said god of jews is money, was sort of protopsychoanalysing them like nietzsche but came to a less flattering view. retards will claim this is anti semetic by nature
>locke: true
stocks in slave trade iirc
>heidegger: true
joined nazi party and gave a speech supporting it when he got appointed to uni principle or something. didnt really engage much with party politics beyond supporting the line here and there but also never formally denounced it after its end.
>rousseau: true
had sex with a seamstress and sent his 5 kids to an orphanage due to being poor. tried to look back for them years later but orphange had zero records
>frenchies: true
signed a petition to reduce age of consent and also eliminate seperate age of consent required to engage in anal sex (which was later done)
>schopenhaure: mileage varies
like wittgenstein, pushed a woman down the stairs or was defending his privacy and theres nothing beyond both parties heresay. court found schoppy guilty though
>althusser: true
killed his wife in an episode of mental collapse or something. was seriously mentally ill in his late life so courts and doctors absolved him.
>conclusion
mostly accurate from what i can tell

>>25062926
>Salty cope chart
Eat it, loser.

>>25062926
based effortposter

>>25026247
>Previous one hit image limit
Yes but it took 4 years because no one on this board is funny

>>25051363
You're right. It's Greek myth; it should be Pepeios.

>>25063849
When I am occasionally constipated it takes effort to push the shit out of my body

>>25062926
>Foucault
>he signed the petition but he totally didn't groom that kid
Retard.

>>25064012
When you make claims, you have to have evidence for them

>>25064021
>When you make claims, you have to have evidence for them
He made a claim and had no evidence. I think you meant to say "ought to have." Is doesn't imply ought.

>>25064054
Silly ESL, sometimes have means ought.

>>25064059
Sometimes English language speakers who are utterly fucking inept try to smuggle moral assumptions in under imperatives. It makes them look like shit fucked cunts.

>>25064198
Do not redeem you bloody benchod

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kek

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>>25062926
The common theme with everyone in that image is that they were all insufferable

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>>25030408
I can't find it but I know exactly what you're talking about, a lot of "hehs"

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>>25029193
>gave it to a punisher

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>>25064940
Marx, Baitte, Wittgenstein and Rousseau were all pretty active and generally upbeat fellows so they seem like fun. Hume, Sartre, Derrida and espically Kant seem like it would be really comfy to have chill conversations with.

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>>25052942
I've been rearranging my toy displays since I recently got some new cabinets, and I have a lego tiger that I decided to leave on the other side of the glass as a little nod to this poem.
(Call me whatever you want, I'm impervious to your derogation. And yes I recognise the irony of me resonating with something written by a six year old)

>>25065928
>pedophile alarm goes off

>>25065928
I can smell this photo.

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>>25065928
The franchises you like are dogshit. hxh, firepunch, og dragonball & a quarter of jjk are the only good manga anime. you are certainly going to step on that tiger fyi

>>25065982
>pseud that liveblogs from his phone telling people that three togashi derivatives and dragon ball are the only good manga
a-huh

>>25056292
I recognize that the left one's supposed to be Holden Caulfield but who's on the right?

>>25065928
beautiful cases, Anon.
all these faglords hating because they can't afford to buy and display trinkets, figures, knickknacks and doodads that give them joy.
>multiple seasons of South Park on DVD
my nigga

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>>25030024
This one?