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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:12:39 No.25061949

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)08:12:39 No.25061949 [Reply]▶

>reading Iliad
>Been giving all the characters and narrations an English accent because I guess I've been influenced by western media
>Reach book 14
>Homer details Hera preparing her body to seduce Zeus in hopes that she can distract him while Poseidon helps the greek forces
>My mind immediately switches to Patrick Bateman's voice upon reading those lines of Hera applying her oils, creams, ointments, and clothing

>After removing the ice pack, Hera cleansed her enticing body of any blemish, then she applied a deep olive rub, then a honey almond body scrub. The breath-taking, redolent oil she kept beside her followed by a herb-mint facial masque. Kneading her skin with this to a soft glow and combing her hair.

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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:50:30 No.25062076

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)09:50:30 No.25062076▶

That scene made me want to fuck Hera.

I think we can get caught up a little in Aphrodite and Artemis and we forget that ALL of these goddesses have a level of physical perfection to them.

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:59:36 No.25062086

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)09:59:36 No.25062086▶

people give characters voices in their heads?

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:04:25 No.25062093

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)10:04:25 No.25062093▶

Are you not reading the verse version

Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)10:04:25 No.25062094

Anonymous 02/02/26(Mon)10:04:25 No.25062094▶

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>>25062086
don't you?

Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:24:54 No.25064069

Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)07:24:54 No.25064069▶

>>25061949
And so to his Brother in Arms cried Patrolocus, "Achilles: FEED ME A CAT."

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:40:46 No.25066611

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)14:40:46 No.25066611▶

>>25062094
I give 4chan posts voices and you sounded like the biggest faggot today by choosing to identify yourself with that particular reaction image. I ask everyone with the proclivity to hold back from their faggotry aspirations.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)14:47:07 No.25066620

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)14:47:07 No.25066620▶

>>25066611
Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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