>>25064060
I hate to burst your bubble, but that isn't Matthew 18:19.

>>25064063
What do you mean it isn't.

>>25064072
From the KJV,
Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

>>25064060
The bit in Nehemiah about trans engineer cock suckers.

>>25064078
>KJV

Literally fan fiction

>>25064119
Why did you make this horrible thread? Which translation is this fake quote supposedly from? Pastor Emma's 2024 Romance Bible Version?

>>25064060
The one thats says u should fear god or whatever

>>25064060
From a purely /lit/erary perspective I'd go for Acts 7:58.
>Then they cast him out of the city and stoned him; and the witnesses laid down their garments at the feet of a young man named Saul.
I just admire how casually he introduces the most important person in the New Testament besides Jesus, lmao. Luke was a fabulous writer.

>>25064060
Vanitas vanitatum, dixit Ecclesiastes; vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas.

>>25064125
You're a really bad poster

Genesis 3:14
So the LORD God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.

Poor serpents. They get a bad rap in the scriptures. Maybe its a metaphor.

Before Abraham was, I AM.

>>25064060
What mockery of a "translation" is this?

>>25064262
According to a lady who had an NDE and went to Heaven, the serpent (Satan) got cursed into a worm; hence, the eating of 'dust' a.k.a. earth or soil. The same 'dust' that we are made out of. And I suppose spiritually, we can imagine that earth is also Hell, so Satan is cursed to eat off of evil and death all days of his life in Hell.

>>25064063
That's not a Bible quote at all

>>25064275
Neither will people who falsify bible verses and try to pass them off as real

>Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.
>O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
>Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
The absolute seething hatred and pain that comes through this always struck me for some reason.

>>25064343
Some literary critics believe that the conquest of Canaan was an historical fiction created by the Israelites because they felt inadequate in Babylonian captivity and invented a past that cast them as like their captors. Likewise many Israelis today feel that their powerlessness to Germany can only be prevented by changing their ideals to become more like their captors.

>>25064351
According to Biblical interpretation and the use of the Amarna Letters, the conquest of Canaan by the "Habiru" or "Apiru" (which Biblical scholars highlight the phonetic similarity to "Hebrew") coincide with the events in the Bible.
Excuse the length of the link:
https://biblearchaeologyreport.com/2025/08/01/letters-from-the-biblical-world-the-amarna-letters/#:~:text=In%20some%20of%20these%20letters,the%20ḫa-bi-ru.&text=The%20ʿapîru/ḫa-bi-,in%20the%20land%20of%20Canaan.

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>>25064060
Job 38:4

"Where were thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? Declare, if thou hast understanding."

>>25064433
>Job
You should get one

>>25064060
i like the imagery in these two
Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go out and look at the corpses of the people who have rebelled against me,
for their worm shall not die, and their fire shall not be quenched, and they shall be an abhorrence to all flesh.
Jeremiah 31:15
Thus says Yahweh, “A voice is heard in Ramah, lamentation, the weeping of bitterness.
Rachel is weeping for her children; she refuses to be comforted because of her children, for they are no more.”

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

>makes some stupid random shit
>phew that acutally worked haha
>hmm and it isn't bad at all, I think I'll keep that
>well that's enough for today

>>25064433
That reminds me of the one from Civ
>Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou?

>>25064060
Psalm 29 (KJV) mogs everything in the Bible from an aesthetic perspective

>>25064718
it's even better when you replace lord with cock

>>25064721
Nice job replying lamely to your already lame post

>>25064060
I found this quote strange because I have zero memory of anything like this from reading the Majority Text a few years ago and I also don't really recall direct prosopopoeic activity from God the Father (as in 'God smiled') being a thing in the Gospels, sure enough Matthew 18:19 is actually:
>Again I say to you that if two of you might agree concerning any matter on the earth, if they shall ask, it will be done for them by the Father of me who [is] in the heavens
Your quote seems to be an EXTREMELY loose paraphrase of the sentiment of the line

I've always liked Nietzsche's jab that the only words of genuine wisdom in the Bible are Pilate's "τί ἐστιν ἀλήθεια?"

>>25064063
I was gonna say...I dont recall this from Matthew...wtf, lol.

And she was mad with lust after lying with them whose flesh is as the flesh of asses: and whose issue as the issue of horses.

John 15:12

>>25064060
Mark 8:36
"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

>>25064060
If I ever have a guitar custom made, I want the line from Psalm 57 engraved on the back of the head

Awake, my soul!
Awake, O harp and lyre!
I will awake the dawn.