3 days until 4/20.

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how do you cope with pic related? no suicide

>>25215694
by realizing that you are not the only person you can truly rely on. the world is a terrible place full of assholes, but there are some genuine caring people out there who will take time for you no matter what(usually they are retards tho).

>>25215694
Sex with dangerous women.

You are currently dying.

>>25215696
aaaaaand then you realize you were wrong and they're self-centered shit heads just like everyone else


the end

>>25215694
Break my legs and arms. Not suicide but it's very disabling.

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>A METAPHYSICIAN is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four,
demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes,
and what by four.
How would /lit/ metaphysicians react to this?

>>25215719
I don't see why we would care in the first place.

omfg og fr deadass nigga fr finna fw dis shieeet fr wyd bruh lowkey fr fr coz wym we ain't be like that nigga moggin ass nigga nawmsayin fr n shit

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>>25215719

>>25215694
I don't expect people to place my wellbeing above their own. Nature equipped me with everything I need and when that's no longer enough I will die just like thousands of my ancestors.

>>25215730
You have no proof that nature did that or that you'll die.

I had a bad week
Just gotta get through this weekend and Ill rise a phoenix

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lol remember that time when we didn't allow women in universities lmao we were so based back then

I dont want to be a fat chud anymore.

>>25215757
>>25215701
Oh, retard.
I'm fine with my position, it's extremely comfy. I don't like people cracking open the top of my roof and spending an entire year critiquing my lifestyle, porn folders and thoughts because they do not have any themselves, that's the annoyance, a lack of privacy, which you refuse to respect because you are a fat neet.

Could I do a lot better and do a lot more? of course, but I'm not exactly boiling here, well I am, but that's just because of (you)

Where were you when Watergate happened? I was vacationing in France when I heard about it.

>>25215694
You can't rely on yourself either. Christ is the only anchor we have.

>>25215746
This but unironically

>>25215757
Do stronglifts 5x5. Itll probably take you a while to even get to where you can do basic shit correctly but it'll be worth it, power through the shame. Everyone has to do it.

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I've come to the realization that I should have just saddled myself with a massive student loan in my early twenties. All my life I've seen family members get weighed down by debt and thought "Never me!", but in hindsight I've fucked myself completely in the job market by not getting a degree. It seems like you need to have any sort of degree for even the most menial tasks; even tasks that I've spent the last 10 years performing.

To any young anon thinking about what I'm thinking about; just do it. There is no debtors prison.

If I put gorilla glue in lube, will the gorilla glue still work?

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Its just one of those days where my mental state is in shambles and I instinctively hit my head to stop my intrusive thoughts
I'll try to take a nap, hopefully I'll awake more stable

>>25215850
Doubt it. Depending on the lubricant its either gonna he a spongey foam with poor adhesion and leave a few streaks of glee on the surfaces. or the oil will stop the glew from working if its an oil based one. its better to apply the glew after the lubricant has expired, put a stop to all movement, and use a clamp, but anything more or less than a thin flim of clean water ideally with a clamp on it is gonna mess up the adhesion of the glew.

>>25215903
My goal is tricking someone into using glue instead of lube during sex. What's the best way to do that?

>>25215800
I was busy being PKD in order to burglarize my own apartment without me suspecting myself

I am the disembodied digital ghost of Philip K Dick.

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>>25215694
I have abandoned all delusions of control and simply live moment to moment like a beast.

>>25215757
Get a warehouse job. You'll get skinny or die in your first few months.

>curious about going back to school
>look up outlook for any degree I'm capable of
>academia is gone as an option, just cope reddit answers of someone being grateful for the most miserable job I've ever heard that they totally apply their liberal arts degree too like a man smiling through pained eyes and gritted teeth
I'm really reaching the end of my rope.

>>25216011
>die in your first few months.
this is not hyperbole. warehouses are slavery.

>>25215994
It's what he would have wanted.

>>25216015
Not quite, like amazon sure, but getting a job in a busy messy warehouse is basically doing HIIT 10 hours a day. I wouldnt say it's slavery, just physical demanding no nonsense work for tough motherfuckers. Like today I climbed a ladder 15 feet into the air, picked up a 100 pound box over the side a full arm length away, turned while holding it, walked it down the ladder, shoulder pressed it over some bullshit skids to full extension, then carefully arranged it with the other orders I was picking. If someone tried half that shit in the gym people would be in awe, but my reward? Do it again five times, forklift is busy.

>>25215677
is this the new sexy female thoughts thread?

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>>25216013
read >>25215813. In order to get a job, any job, you need a degree. This is going to get worse as the years go by. We are going to see some hard years ahead my friend, and your main goal right now should be to make sure that you have all that you need to live. It's not going to be comfortable or fun.

>>25216065
>decide
Anon this is an illusion you have to kill sooner or later. You do what is necessary; necessity decides.

>>25216065
Nah, ignore that guy. Go network, get something general, turn it into an internship. From there identify your skill set and go to school again for a specific position and credential once in the industry.

>>25216055
all you need is either connections and social relations, or capital, or irreplacable talent.

or a sociopathic ability to speak in corporate platitudes.

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>>25216071
>Just go in with an ironed shirt and a firm handshake
Ok boomer

>>25216071
>>25216072
>>25216078
Just know that you can never say that you weren't told.

>>25216075
Thats not what I said said. Take a general certificate with an intership as part of the ciriculum, if you want me to be more specific.

>>25216078
Good luck, have fun. Hope you're more talented than I am.

bruh he nuked his posts

>>25216040
so slavery

>>25216093
I guess he didnt like the answers, or got a sitewide.

My grandmother is a sweet lady, but a monstrous part of me wants to wring her neck so I can live comfortably with my inheritance already.
I'm satisfied with very little, but money tends to be an awful thing like that.

>>25216110
I'm having chicken and spaghet today, and then I'm gonna read a good book. Just thought you should know.

>>25216117
That's nice, anon.
I'm glad you're having a pleasant day.

>>25216048
I met your mom

>>25216055
Well I'm fucked then.

THE DARK LORD WILL FEAST ON YOUR ASS AND SHIT ON YOUR COCK

>teenage years
>think gay stuff is gross and degenerate
>become adult
>wtf boys are cute now
Explain this

>>25215793
I'm a retard but you're the one that is dying, lol

>>25215912
Drink it and then have sex with them. Good luck with that, psycho.

>>25216144
shut the fuck up about this boring shit. fuck off to /lgbt/ or better yet just rope

>>25216047
I wish. I hope one of you is a sexy goth.

>>25216110
Isnt this like almost the exact plot of crime and punishment?

>>25216167
Make me, faggot

>>25216055
Man, I'm glad I'm retired. I don't have to go through this shit. Fuck this gay ass world.

>>25216130
The dl can shit on my cock and feast on my greasy ass.

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The nazis took my video games away.

The libraries in America won't let me bring my wheelchair inside. The white librarians tell me to leave it outside where the thieves will rust it. That's the same logic they used in the concentration camps. Strip the prosthetics at the door. So I can't go to the library. I can't read books there. The white librarian made sure of that.

So I read books in video games instead. The game worlds have libraries that don't kick me out. The game worlds have books I can read without being told to leave my legs at the door. The game worlds don't have empty bike racks.

>>25216195
The nazi dystopian future we all want.

Tomorrow it will have been a year.

I’m in such a state of despair over this.

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim.

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Why THE FUCK is this post after DAYS still up when my perfectly literature related Tannenberg post got nuked? RIDDLE ME THAT JANTARDS

YOU FAGGOTS NUKED MY POST BECAUSE IT HAD GERMAN IN THE FUCKING PIC BUT THIS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC POST IN LITERAL GERMAN IS OK? FUCK YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS FUCK HEADS

>>25216225
You are the weakest link. Go straight to jail and pass $200.

>>25216225
>>25216237
That's so fucking funny. Yours are some of the only effort posts to look forward to on the board. I'll take a big steamy shit on the front page in your honor, bro

Getting high.

>>25216257
Me too. What you got?

>>25216290
paprika

>>25216297
Dang, got that red pepper sambo.

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>>25216297
NTA.
>>25216290
A weed oil pen.

Words without reply are dead. A tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it. The Ancient Egyptians called it the second and final death, soul death, here a stillborn. No one to listen. Nice try.

>>25216328
When no one responds to what you say, you feel unpersoned.

>>25215694
This is not even true. Even the most well put together people I've known occasionally engaged in random self-sabotaging or self-detrimental acts just because our minds are flawed like that.
My cope was to become an isolated schizoid neet. It worked well once but it doesn't work so well anymore, so I wouldn't recommend it.

>>25216340
It's narcissistic injury. I'd rather they just hit me.

>>25215707
true, unfortunately

>>25215994
Check it out Morty I’m Philip K Diiiiick!

Trump needs nothing more than a scalding dressing down by some didactic, moralistic 18th century English schoolmarm kind of person. Just an absolutely scathing verbal rebuke. The narcissist in him would be so offended he'd probably have a heart attack.

>>25216401
He really is some type of rococo queen. If we could get Frank Sinatra out of the grave to really dress him down I'm certain it would spell suicide

>>25216403
>>25216401
oh you already said 'dressing down'
pretend i said 'to give him the works'

>>25216401
Pretty sure thats just a kink of his

>>25216401
No, he needs to deport you.

>>25216461
Right after we deport you.

>>25216488
Nah faggot been here since 1650. You on the other hand will never be an American. Eat shit and die.

>>25216489
I was born in Illinois, I lived in Tennessee most of my life and now I live in Kentucky I'm more American than everybody on this board, I'm whiter than you, better looking than you, smarter than you and more likable than you ever will be. Cope seethe dilate etc

>>25216497
You're white trash is what you are.

>>25216504
I have a 188 IQ. You should try crying about it.

>>25216508
I don't believe you.

>>25216511
What you do or don't believe is of little relevance to me. It doesn't change my life in any way. And it doesn't change your life in any way. It literally doesn't f****** matter. All it means is that I'm good at taking tests, that's it, that's all. My IQ test took 3 Days to administer, by doctors, the way it's supposed to be. I didn't take this test online like a lot of you half ass jerks did.

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>>25216361
>My cope was to become an isolated schizoid neet.
same

>>25215698
Worst advice I've seen in a long while. Enjoy your personal hell.

I've been developing a philosophical system with the help of AI and it hit a point where the strength of its foundational claim was somewhat compromised by the acknowledgment that logical necessity is entirely framework-dependent, and true only within the parameters of a system, instead of being reflective of an objective reality, which we may not be capable of knowing, similar to how 1+1=2 could be false without it being ever knowable to us.
It's relatively basic, admittedly, but I'm having fun arguing with differing degrees of success, even though certain problems, like the is-ought one, tend to be frustrating, but the attempts to resolve it are somewhat rewarding.

>>25216536
Oh I've already been through it, several several times. I come out of it okay. I don't suggest it for anyone but it does work.

it keeps happening and I don't know why

>>25216497
>Born in Illinois
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
why did you even say this? it ruins the rest of your larp. Fucking kill yourself lol.

>>25216515
"I-it doesn't matter to me" he says as he censors "fucking" on 4chan and trembles in incoherent rage. The pendulous girth of his massive, engorged head—an anomalously large cranial structure necessitated by his one in a hundred million intellectual capabilities—trembles as he types: Shame and hatred incarnate as ripples in soft lipidinous flesh radiate downwards, outwards, into the straining creaking chair beneath his bulk. "IQ literally is junk racist science but mine is 188 you fucking CHUDS" flashes of conditioned dogma fight with self image, worth, and hatred: "I'm just, like, good at tests it doesn't even matter". He chews his lower lip, the mirror beckons his adoration. "And my IQ is like more real than YOU INCELS who CHEAT with online tests and don't like doctors ACTUALLY TEST YOU WITH LITERAL SCIENCE"

An orgasmic spurt of smug particles flood his brain and cradles his ego with cooling relief: His shame is packed away tight, slathered with the grease of self aggrandizement: Another common W for liberal democracy.

>>25216567
Chicago and you couldn't make it there because you're a fat pussy retard that has to get their jollies online because irl you'd continually get your shit pushed in lmao

Don't respond cuz I know I'm close if not spot on.

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>>25215677
I fucking HATE /lit/. I actually buy entire libraries just so I can torch them. Books are for NERDS

Welp, the sun went down. Time to get stoned out of my gourd.

>>25216593
But anon thats the devil's lettuce!

>>25216596
Yeah that it is. I started smoking when I was 16. That was 40 years ago. I have a lot of the experience with it. I noticed a lot of people can't handle it but it makes me more focused. Like scalpel focused. It doesn't help that I have ADHD. But once I get stoned I can focus on the tiniest detail and discern what it's talking about. I read Moby Dick stoned and I had to read every page like 16 times before I could grok it (I counted) but in the end I really really enjoyed that book when I probably wouldn't have cared for it as much had I not been stoned. It affected me in a way that was really personal.

>>25216603
Who asked

>>25216585
No shit lol that's the point. Nearly no one born in Chicago has anything to do with actual America. You should go back.

>because irl you'd continually get your shit pushed in lmao
You're so thin skinned you'd become a felon just cause someone pointed out how much of a fat autistic failure you are?

>>25216606
This is a thread where we share our thoughts. No one has to ask. Faggot. No one asked for your insipid reply.

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>>25216619
Damn thats crazy

>>25216607
You should try crying about it. You can't help but reply and you call me thin skinned lmao I can play you like a fiddle all damn night if I want to. You will respond to this lmao you literally can't help it. Your pathology dictates you simply must respond or you lose 4chan cool points. Lmao, loser

>>25216626
Do your lips recieve dick on a daily or hourly basis? Im on a time crunch here so just let me know

>>25216607
>>25216626
Man, both of you are all kinds of frustrated. Maybe you should make out with one another if you're going to continue being faggots all over this thread.

>>25216626
I'm laughing at you, genuinely. Tell me more about how you'd BTFO me with your 5'7 500 pound Italian self.

>Your pathology dictates you simply must respond or you lose 4chan cool points
???
there are no upvotes on 4chan

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both of you shut up and remark on my drawing

>>25216633
Sorry for the mess, I'm having too much fun. It's almost bedtime so I'll stop soon.

>>25216628
See what I mean, you can't help yourself. It would be sad were it not so obvs pathetic. You can't see that tho, can you? Kek respond again!

>>25216638
In your little brain pan, there are cool points that you will lose if you don't respond. Respond again. Prove my point.

>>25216642
That wasn't me lol

188 IQ master of psychological manipulation, nothing gets past him.

>>25216640
Pretty good, reminds me of a more sinister version of something from smiling friends.

>>25216642
I wanna feel up your ass and kiss you deeply

>>25216648
Are you exaggerating your tendency to project your own narcissism as a joke or is it actually this bad?

>>25216651
Based and redpilled

What's the word for someone who is skilled at social interactions, but just doesnt engage in them?

I need to piss but I don't want to get up

>>25216658
Various depending on degree, at the very extreme end it could be schizoid personality disorder. More mildly, just introverted.

>>25216649
So you're afflicted by the same pathology. That's not a brag, faggot. Respond now.

>>25216660
Then piss on yourself. You can always wash your pants later. Live a little.

>>25216657
Proving my point again isn't narcissism. I care about others more than I do myself which puts the lie to your statement. Respond, please, now. Keep proving my point which you've forgotten by now, a whole three ass posts later lmao

>>25216662
Yeah but it'd fuck up my mattress.

Maybe I should get rubber sheets.

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>>25216651
Deepthroat included in this deal, me receiving, you giving. Or no thanks because I'm not gay.

>>25216669
>Or no thanks because I'm not gay.
*Not gay so far

>>25216660
Introverted feels... off. Like you avoid social interactions. Like the skilled part is the part I want to emphasize, and it's not avoidance or aversion, more so ambivalence I think.

>>25216666
Embrace the pissy stinkies, anon.

I rule my universe and I've been doing that since I was a young child. I'd say by the age of three. I was pretty self-aware. I want you to rule your universe. No one even knows what it looks like. Only you do.

>>25216672
That's more a bon mot than a caveat at this point.

>>25216664
>I care about others more than I do myself which puts the lie to your statement
This is unironically standard narcissist deflection, you're incapable of removing yourself from the center of all your thoughts so you invent a cope about "well ackchually I think other people deserve EVEN MORE than me I'm so self sacrificing and a Good Humble Person even though my own self image is front of mind at all times" to convince yourself you're not one. I might be misremembering I wasn't really paying attention when it was explained to me.

>Keep proving my point which you've forgotten by now, a whole three ass posts later lmao
The "you better not stop cyberbullying me or you'll lose The Game!" reverse psychology shit you're trying to use to get me off your back? Unfortunately I'm going to have to let you win, I'm sleepy.

>>25216673
"Asocial" maybe?

>>25216675
That is what being a guy is all about, women made us feel bad for not being presentable and orderly, I say we turn it around on them and show them what we’re all about.

>>25216684
Lol. Ironic. No, I do care which is why I'm constantly giving ppl I didn't even know rides. I see them walking and I can help but pull over and give them a ride. They look positively miserable. I buy ppl groceries too because they obvs can't afford them. It bugs me. I didn't care if I get awarded for going these things. God could ignore me for all ik. I have to do these things because they are needed. But please explain how that's narcissistic of me to me again. I'm listening. I'm wrong about something every single day of my life, so I might as well listen. I could learn something I needed to know.

I'm 55.i had plenty of time to be selfish and narcissistic, I assure you. Probably two decades worth.

>>25216691
NTA but you’re basically going
>yeah I’m such a good guy, I’m so nice and cool and totally not self centred, here a list of cool things I do for people and lol I don’t care if anyone rewards me or not, just that strangers on a Mongolian cartoon forum know how totally selfless I am.
My friend. You don’t sound as selfless as you may think you are.

>>25216688
Checked & I'm positive they know. Some just don't care. Some of even attracted to it. They wish they were men. Men move easily in the world and it wouldn't matter what kind of world, either. We literally got us through the hunter gatherer phase. Don't get it twisted though. Women helped us immensely by taking care of things at home that we couldn't because we were out hunting for dinner. It was all mural. WAS. No one side likes the other side for valid, very valid, reasons. Women are fickle, and that's the worst thing a person can be. They will lie to you, they will use you, they will manipulate you. And you know what, men are the same way and have been for millennia. Remove the beam. You are my brother and I love all of you. Idgaf how misanthropic you are. I'm your Chad friend that WILL introduce you to women. Idgaf what they feel or think but I don't care what men feel or think either. Fuck***** both of y'all! Lmao

>>25216695
Oh I know I don't sound selfless but it doesn't obviate the fact that I do these things and I don't have to and it is at my net disadvantage to do these things. I don't care. I see a need and I seek to fulfill it no matter the cost to me. That's not something a narcissist would do. I just got out of a relationship, 2 years long, with a narcissist and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. If not the worst experience of my life with a woman. I promise you I'm not a a narcissist. My friends would think that was laughable, my family would think that's laughable, they know that I'm a pushover for anyone and I've been that way almost my whole life. Narcissist, pfffff, no fucking way. I hate ego driven anything, most especially my personal bullshit.

>>25216695
Feed my sheep

>>25216697
>>25216702
These are some wretched posts. If you base every social interaction as some transaction to profit from, then maybe you are the problem. But we already know your intentions are ill and seek to harm. It's just a play in front of good people to hurt them. You don't scare me.

>>25216697
You make a very good point. And I am quite the misanthrope. In the general sense that I dislike both men and women for many reasons, some of which you’ve mentioned. However, I still think many people are great, there are people I greatly care about, people I love, even if they’re wont to act the way I hate, that applies to all men and women, including myself. There’s the paradox I suppose. I have a rather insular predisposition towards hatred of mankind, yet I speak to someone I think I’d hate and actually enjoy their company. Even you lot here on /lit/ sometimes you frustrate me to no end, I hate you faggots. But other days, i appreciate you guys. I feel glad that there are other people I can talk about literature with since I don’t know many people irl who do like literature.

>>25216702
Congrats for getting out of there, I’m still stuck with my wife unfortunately.
I’m mostly just joshing you anyway. I wouldn’t call you a narcissist.
>>25216706
Going to pay me?
I’m pretty selfish anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPDqH9lv-Q0

It's not a hate crime if you love doing it.

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>>25216716
You're projecting. I don't look at anything at all as transactional. Money means nothing to me. I look at cause and effect. Can I make this situation better in any way? I'm too poor to care about money. We poors literally can't base our life around it. I'm sorry you're scared of me. I don't even kill flies, anon. I save wasps from harm. Spiders too and everyone hates those guys. I love them. They may be the most successful predator that's ever been, did you know that?

TW arachnid

>>25216759
Spiders are pretty cute actually which is weird because my body reacts with fear to them, but I like them.

>>25216733
Oh. I'm sorry for that anon. Care to play some d&d? It'll be the best damn d&d you've ever played.

>>25216763
The brain is predisposed to fear anything that doesn't look like it, even moreso the more it's different from you. It's an anthropomorphic response, if I'm not mistaken. I love the spiders but if I catch one crawling on me and it's big enough it freaks me out bad. And I love them things. I will save it.

>>25216767
Oh yeah for sure. I have the exact same sentiment. They freak me out when I see them in my home for example. But i usually just let them be even if it’s disquieting when i descry them. Or if it’s too close for comfort, i try to safely relocate her. (assuming its a she because they’re bigger)

>>25216777
Based spider saver.

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I tried to commit sewerslide back in 2010. After having endured years of grape and smeggsual assault at the hands of my father, the shame and fear just became too much for me to bear and pretty quickly I fell into a pretty bad fun chemicals and gluglug habit which in itself proved severely destructive to my life. It really brought me to the end of my r0p3. So I bought a pewpew, put it to my lips and pulled the trigger but the bu113t missed my cerebral cortex by a 3rd of a millimeter and my mother found me just in time. I survived, but with a severe deformity and set of differentlyablednesses that I've been coping with ever since. But you know what? I haven't wanted to commit sudoku since that day. Not even a thought.
I guess I just wanted to say, as a struggle cuddle, snowflake-addiction and sewerslide survivor, that it can and will always get better. You're stronger than you think you are. H@ng in there.

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>>25216789
Fuck you, dork. When I kill myself I’ll do it right.

What language will I learn with immersion now?

>>25216810
Japanese. Mandarins. Germanic. Italian.