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sometimes i wonder, what would happen if someone's consciousness was put into a autoscorer's body, how fucked are they?

>>23731672
Imagine having to kiss random people to survive.

>>23731674
>imagine being a modern woman

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>>23731651
>TFW Mask of Zorror was on netflix
Into the night when the full moon is bright, rides the sword wing known as Tsubasa

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gay

>>23731851
prooves

>>23731947
lmaoo

>>23731851
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>>23731963
>>>/pol/

fuck off and neve come back with this off topic shit

>>23732032
so?

take it to /pol/ or /b/ or somewhere else where that shit is actually on topic

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>>23732047
true

>>23732047
nice try epstein

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The thread is deviating. Quick! Say something dumb, Kirika!

>>23732207
Everything Kirika says is dumb.

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>>23732208
>The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side, dess

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>>23731643
Chris fluff huffing is always the morally correct thing to do

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Is this why anons said there were some Chris parallels? Since this is a type-moon work, the sexual abuse is implied

>>23732254
I mostly joked about an equivalent to him existing as Chris' child

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>>23732274
But isn't his mom a girl who was kidnapped by militias in an unnamed thrid world country and raped by the soldiers until she was rescued by a powerful magic user and ended up joining the protagonists' team? How is that similar to Chri- oh

>>23732245
adorable but that art is fucking dogshit

>>23732310
Show us yours

>>23732235
That's a RIGHT triangle, baka!

>>23732354
DESS!

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There's been a severe lack of Carolposting lately, no wonder this thread feels deader than usual

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>>23732805
>deader
No, no. That's not the word.

>>23732814
...Desser? Sounds German.

>>23732805
The last OP image is Carol and the Autoscorers

What characters would be the best pics for Masters in a Holy Grail War and what Servant would they summon, discounting their Relics cause that'd make it too easy?

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>>23732865
-Tsubasa: Saber, probably a weeb one like Musashi.
-Maria: Lancer. Starts of with Lancer Artoria (forma de evil) and later purifies into regular Lancer Artoria. They fight over food like rabid dogs
-Chris: Archer. Don't know enough Archers that would fit, but maybe Nobunaga since they're both gun users
>Hibiki: Berserker, all power no thoughts. Either summons a molestation target like Raikou or the most GAR servant imaginable.
>Kiri: Assasin. If she doesn't get a Hassan, she gets some scythe-wielder. Would be funny to see her summon First Hassan, who proceeds to engrave the essence of "DESS" on the souls of her enemies.
>Shirabe: Rider. Astolfo since they both have identical body types. Can't think of any moon-themed riders, but that'd be a perfect fit.
>Carol: Caster. Some gigabroken caster due to being the most knowledgeable of the bunch about magecraft. Alternatively, google tells me the father of alchemy is someone called "Jabir ibn Hayyan" so that. If she accidentally summoned Prelati, should immediately order them to kill themselves with a command seal

Bonus: Miku gets her body taken over by some god in an Ishtar situation

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>>23732916
well I fucked the formatting on that something fierce

>>23732916
>>Shirabe: Rider. Astolfo since they both have identical body types. Can't think of any moon-themed riders, but that'd be a perfect fit
I mean, Astolfo went to the Moon

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>>23732921
>Astolfo went to the Moon

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>>23732805
I'll give you one Carol picture, then. Just to liven things up

>>23732921
That or she somehow summons Arcueid. Powelevel is already out the window if First Hassan is here anyways

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>>23732805
Maybe one more for the good luck

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>>23732928
much appreciated

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>>23732916
Bikki is a ball of self-sacrificial survivor's guilt like Shirou and according to Nasu Shirou would summon Spartacus without a catalyst.

>>23732952
Maybe early Bikki. But she got over her trauma. I was more thinking that she's the epitome of "all power no skill" so of course Berserker would fit her. Plus there's the whole Bikki rage mode thing.

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I wear my tsun-glasses at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjKTafF8HSM

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>>23733037
Tsubasa wasn't tsunedere. She quite honestly hated Tachibana. And for good reason. Goddamn you were a retarded piece of garbage, Tachibana. Do you have any sense at all. Any idea that maybe for even just six seconds you're not the center of the world who needs to interject into everything. You might have quite honestly have been the worst human being alive and I am counting the insane lady who tried to kill the moon.

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>>23733049
Yeah Tsubasa, you were being really evil back them. I'm glad you realized you were wrong and managed to appreciate my good qualities more. You shouldn't let your temper tantrums ruin other people's day.

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>>23733049
>I am going to murder you
Don't worry Tsubasa-san, I will replace Kanade :D
>I am going to murder you twice

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Hibiki is making Miku stress drink again.

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>>23733062
All of the stress drinking is Shemmy's influence

>>23733062
Why are you worried Miku? You're no longer a runner, so who cares if the alcohol ruined your physique? What matters most is that' you will always there for me, no matter what I do!

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>>23733065
But, no pressure, dat track team ace tummy

>>23732916
>Can't think of any moon-themed riders

technically Astolfo is one because his sanity comes back when the moon is visible

>"Tsubasa seems to be regressing her character development and going into a self-hating spiral... again, should we do something?"
>"Who?"
>"The wielder of Ame no Habakiri? The Symphogear user who's been with us the longest? Your sister/niece?"
>"Oh, yeah, her, I suppose I should do something, but I'm busy finishing the paperwork for the third car I'm buying Chris"
>"Don't worry, I'll go slap her"
>"Thank you, Maria"

>>23733391
>"By the way, if things get complicated you have permission to kill her"
>"Isn't she your family?"
>"It's the responsible thing to do"

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What are the geah's plans for Valentines?

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Why would anyone treat someone as cute as Tsubasa badly?

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>>23733567
because she enjoys it

>>23733567
Bullying flatties is the best thing.

>>23733676
leave it to Japan to over complicate the bowl
>No see this bowl tumor represents the glorious nippon history of...
It's a bowl. Fuck you. Make the bottom flat.

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>>23733684
Bowls?

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>>23734928
>(Oh dear, can she stop being adorable for five minutes?)

Zabaniya dess

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>>23735336
>Azrael, dess

Chris and Sigma has been mentioned
But what other Fate characters would get along with the Geahs?

>>23735349
We literally had a prillya collab. Kuro molested Chris.

>>23735359
Yeah, I forgot that one

>>23735359
And Kirika being a proper straight girl got shocked to see such scene.

>>23731794
>POV: you're Elf9

>>23735393
If that were the case the image would be blurry and the eyelids would be halfway closed already

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>>23733684
>

>>23735712
yes.

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>>23735712
We don't tolerate flat bottoms in this household.

>>23735759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

>>23735759
I want Tsubassa to be my mommy...

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>>23736059
But Tsubasa is Step Sword.

>>23736867
I don't get it

>>23736872
Neither does Miku.

>>23736867
???

I think Miku may actually be the Geah most likely to schizopost about heretical shit if we discount Carol

dead fucking franchise

>>23737190
More alive than Muv Luv.

>>23737191
factually incorrect, they have a gacha that is still running

>>23737166
This is cursed.

>>23737541
>>23737166
>mesugaki elfnein

>>23737166
very rapeable

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>>23737166
>Bratty homunculus...

>>23737576
I wish I could drink Tomosato's hot fluids.

>>23737579
It's chock full of roofies and puberty blockers, I would advice against it

>>23737582
Yeah but the vending machine only has warm Mt Dew

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Elf9 has the rhythm.

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>>23737591
That's why I keep Pepsi cans hidden inside the fire extinguishers dess!

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>Remember the fire protocols, people
>If you must push Tsubasa into the fire to save Hibiki or Chris, do so

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>>23737642
This is why Tsubasa is with someone who can be a mommy and a girlfriend at the same time.

>>23737660
>Better parental figure
>Better sister
>Bigger tits
>Bigger dick
>Somehow, less of a jobber
She really is the upgraded version huh?

I want to see Maria womanhandle Kanade

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>>23737728
It's a private show for Tsubasa's eyes only

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>>23737759
>rest on tiddy
>forget sword problems

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>>23737774
>Become sheath
>Erase generations of family trauma

>>23737357
A gacha that has literally nothing to do with the original story. It's like if they released a new Gacha for Symphogear that's all about dating and fucking random girls at Lydian, and we never see any Gears, or alchemy, or any of the actual stuff fans like and appreciate about the show.

>>23737792
But that does sound kinda based

>>23737798
not unless it was yuri

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>>23737779

>>23737903
The ipad kid

>>23737903
>dato shite mo!

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Ahobikki

>>23738038
White monster is a shitty forced meme. Worst energy drink.
I have a can of it open right now.

>>23731657
Is there a place where I can read the lyrics of all the songs?
The ones in the wiki read worse than machine translated at times

>>23738036
>When she sees the Zenbus

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>>23737842
Better than therapy.

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NTS with my shy cute wife Chris.

>>23738123
NTS?

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>>23738124
Yes.

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>>23738127
I don't know what that is dess

>>23738129
No Tsubasa Sex

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>>23738132
She's fine recording too

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>>23738129
A fetish. Google it.

>>23738135
I'm asking bcause I can't find it. Google says "Note to self" "Not to sweet" "neurotypical sex" and something about hairy sasquactch assholes

>>23738139
>>>/h/8824296
might help

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>>23738139
Look harder then. That's all I'll say.

>>23738140
oh, so it's cuck fetish, with emphasis on being cucked? Are you Miku?

>>23738144
what I don't get is the difference between NTS and NTR

>>23738147
apparently NTR is watching random housewife secretly fuck the neighbor and go "wow this cock is so much better than my husband" and NTS is (You) specifically sitting in the chair and encouraging it to happen

>>23738133
Tsubasa will soun flaunt her riches by waving RAM memory cards in front of her friends.

>>23738173
SSDs are also stupidly expensive desu. But remember money is not a concept she understands, all she knows is that whenever she desires something she just has to ask and it is given to her.

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Courtesan geahs

>>23738183
>Bring the white haired one to my chambers. Execute the stupid one by waist chop, she dared to speak of the forbidden carbonated beverage in my palace

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>>23738173
>Sandisk? What's a sand disk?
>whatever, just put it on my card
>Yes, the whole company!
>And rename Western Digital to Eastern Digital

>>23738185
>Any last words?
>Pepsi has 100% "Uh Huh" dess!

>>23738187
>Amazon? Is that the company that makes the big titty jungle ladies? I'll buy it. And Maria will kill me if I forget Akatsuki's birthday gift again, so buy that one wirh the big "X" logo too.

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>>23738199
>Tsubasa I was looking at our credit card statement and you bought an entire rain forest?

>>23738202
>It's where Chris is from right? Maybe we can find more busty relatives of hers

>>23738244
>The Geahs go to the mysterious Eagleland

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>>23738244
>The elites don’t want you to know this but the Zenbus in the forest are free. You can take them home. I have 457 Zenbus.

>>23738289
Until she finds a Zenbu that takes her instead.

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>>23738289

>>23738463
The Zenbu Files.

>>23737792
sure, but to the investors its still muv luv :^)

>>23738289
Evangelion if it was a good show.

>>23738139
urban dictionary anon

>>23738147
NTR is stealing
NTS is giving

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>>23738036
would Miku get turned on by Hibiki becoming even more retarded?

>>23738904
Of course.

>>23738904
I have a feeling Miku would be into degradation.

>>23738911
nyo.....

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This is canon

>>23738915
ai yo

>>23738904
No, I don't think Tachibana can get more retarded

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>>23739003
You don't understand, there are truly great depths of retardation that even Bikki hasn't gone down to

>>23739277
>Men's bathroom
I know she has to pee standing up to avoid breaking the bowl, but SONG could've at least installed a urinal in the women's bathroom for her...

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>>23739314
does he know?

>>23739279
She looks dessappointed.

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>>23738703
I would say NTR is more about wanting to be cheated on, humiliated and such.
NTS varies but I would say it's more like wanting to see the girl get it good and enjoy her enjoyment. Closer to voyeurism in the origin of it. NTR is closer to masochism. One could also be related more to having control, and the other to losing control yet still be about pushing boundaries of trust.

>>23739400
she looks surprised