>>42864897

>Floorb plush with sewed-on blushing

That's adorable.

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I love this nerd

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>>42865196
Some Dot doodles I've been doing in my spare time

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Finally neet is back!

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>>42864897
What an adorable little plush.

>>42865370
Keep 'em coming, anon. More and more, Dot's mom is taking on a Ms. Cartman-style appearance of being the biggest whore in Ponyville.

Someone post the mitsubishi floorb again...

>>42865370
I LOVE HER
good stuff, anon!!

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have a floorb cause im bored at work

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>>42866533
qt

>>42865370
Got the good stuff here, who doesn't love Dot? Such an awesome little (well, maybe not little) gamer mare.

>>42867016
I've always enjoyed that 'head tilted up but eyes looking down' pose and idk why

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Moondancer is so pretty

>>42867997
I would spend all day doing nothing with her, trying out all the cool imported ramen noodles.

>>42869408
Those kind of 'do nothing, literally nothing' days are great, but there's no way I could do that every day; even with Floorb.

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>>42866533
cutie!!! so adorable
very nice, anon
>>42868356
true true
>>42869408
>>42869662
What makes those days so special is that they're not every day of the week
It's better to think of it as using your vacations to laze around at home with your mare instead of traveling
Now I want to read stories about these NEETs going on vacation. Imagine Floorb, Dot, Taku, and Goldie having their own adventure dealing with everything involved in a trip to Japan (leaving home, airport, plane ride, and their stay there), with them getting involved in a yakuza conflict without even understanding how

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babbling brook my beloved

>>42871225
What is she reading?

>>42871576
a guide on avoiding showers

>>42868952
>>42870213
Would hug tightly

Lonely NEET mares are looking for (You).

>>42872049
holy shit I can see her eye

>>42865370
I love her so much

>>42865612
It took too long

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Me too, poner.
Me too.

>>42875050
God I miss being a neet

>>42875050
Yeah, that whole keeping a roof over your head and food on your table thing can be a real drag sometimes.

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>>42875200

>>42875050
Floorb seems like a natural candidate for being an e-thot, but a really lazy one. Like 'I'll just play vidya topless and maybe read donations, but I'm not putting on a sex show' lazy.

>>42875912
honestly I'd watch that

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fat dot

>>42877874
As long as NEET milk doesn't taste like tap ramen and mountain dew...

>>42877890
It would still be worth the squeeze.

>>42878143
Indeed

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im so glad NEET is alive again!! This holiday season i was gifted a plushie of doomy and a ronson that is similar to the one benny carries in New Vegas! it works too i just need to add some more lighter fluid

>>42878421
Cute Doomy plush! And a nice lighter!

I WANNA FUCK A NEET UNPROTECTED WHILE THEY WATCH ANIME

>>42877073
Anon, I'd put money down on 95%+ of this thread being down to watch any of these NEETs if they were doing the camgirl/ethot thing.

>>42879426
aren't a bunch of vtubers hikki e-thots anyway? seems like a super easy way to get NEETbux for ramen and gooned out anime figurines

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>>42879813

>>42879991
I personally wouldn't know since I just use good old pre-existing internet porn instead of OF or following streamers, but I think it could be a fine income stream if you're completely ok with that being in the public forever and only having a limited timeframe to do it before you age out and get replaced by a younger NEET.

>>42872049
>green eyes
I am much more interested in this mare now.

>>42879813
What would make the NEET mare REEE?

>>42881035
If memory serves, that clip is from a comic where Floorb gets a roomba, and the roomba knocks over her freshly made cup noodle cup.

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>>42881350
Indeed it is

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>>42881655

>>42879378
Does she want dick pics or lunch?

>>42881966
Ahh good, my brain hasn't been totally fried by gooning to neets. Not yet, at least.

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quik dot comic doodle

>>42882660
Yes

>>42884925
better not try opening a jar that way

>>42884611
Long process.

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Please remember that Floorb's birthday is THIS Saturday.
If you can't get her something, at least bake a cake.

>>42884256
made me laugh

>>42884256
Poor Dot, cute comic though

>>42884256
Surely her mom will save her

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TOTAL NEET BULLYING

>>42886910
They’re just jealous of Dot’s massive milkers

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>>42886227
I'm lazy and hate cooking so I'm getting her a store bought cake

>>42884256
Lmao good job

>>42887321
they would milk her to death

>>42886910
Save the NEETs!

>>42889104
doom the NEETs!

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OLEV

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Well, looks like my job hunting finally bore fruit and I'll no longer be a NEET by this time next week. It's been a peaceful two months of unemployment and I hope to be able to do it again comfortably in another few years.
Happy birthday, Floorb.

>>42884256
Audibly kekked, good shit anon

>>42890953
You'll have more money to spend on dear Floorb!

Hewo im an autistic gooner im 25 and male i have a discord two if you want two chat

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Home Sick has been... EXPOSED!!

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>>42891505
She just wants someone to spend a comfy Christmas with.

>>42864897
Cute toy, bro—almost as cute as you.

>>42891923
Would be delighted to

>>42892967
Cozy neet

>>42892967
I love when pones do the ' ^ ' face

>>42892967
Which NEET is that?

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>>42892967
>Viktiipunk OC

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I got a job at a craft store after months of being unemployed and I use my discount to buy clay make small ponies and I made Doomy, I want to make Floorb in the future

>>42893890
Cool

>>42893890
I’m curious
did you go online or in person
did you know anyone there beforehand
how did the company contact you in the first place
>t. Anon who used to job search but got absolutely nothing back 90% of the time

>>42893890
Those might be fun to work with, have any other ponies you want to make?

>>42894349
Applied online and then called the store after a few days to check on my application and landed an interview, they needed seasonal help
>>42895369
I plan on making Princess Preciosa for a friend and then more neet pones

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She's plotting something...

>>42896605
Floorb...I'll kiss your ponut if you really want me to~

>>42896605
You can't rape the willing Floorb...

>>42897089
Yeah but she won’t know that until she tries

>>42893551
>nerdy fat freckle flanks
VHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42896894
If there isn't one of those porn pics with the mistletoe tied around the base of Floorb's tail, there really needs to be.

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what do lonely neets do on christmas?

>>42898633
Hope their friend with a car goes to see them but it's raining like fuck and I ain't going anywhere.

>>42900419
Smells like stale dirty clothes and tastes like uncooked ramen and dorito's.
Mmmmm.

>>42900419
A picture where I can feel the body heat.

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Merry Christmas from Floor Bored, who wants to know why you woke her up so early. It's barely 2pm.

>>42901175
Does she not want Christmas Dinner?

>>42901269
I feel like Floorb would break out the extra fancy ramen bowl that has the three or more packets of stuff for her Xmas dinner.

crimbus bump

>>42898633
I work on new mtg decks

>>42900419
giwtwm

>>42903843
Who is this? The ghost of Neetmas Past?

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>>42903843
Once again.
Holly.

>>42904056
She's blind, cut her some slack.

>>42904056
Oh my god who gives a fuck

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>>42904056
>This is mistletoe
>This is holly
And this is crack

>>42904639
>who gives a fuck
People who want to kiss their mares under a mistletoe you retarded ape.

>>42900419
can you sniff her while kissing? is that possible?

>>42905238
Anon betrays the fact that he's never kissed anyone.

>>42904056
I already knew the difference but now I'm putting up holly on New Years to spite (You) specifically

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I want to pick her up and cuddle her!

>>42906359
Happily I have motivated you to do a thing.
Happy New Year!

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>>42904733
And this is quack

>>42909238
qt

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Moondancer has a gift for you!

>>42910137
Surprise, it's a ball gag she wants to wear the next time you drop by

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>Floorb trying to go outside

>>42910694
why this can't be real?

>>42911247
if neets were real society would be extinct

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>>42910694
Let's turn a hollowed out tree into a small (secondary) home together, and equip it with wine rack, furnishings and a suspended sleeping bag. Only down side is, no longer NEET status.

>>42910359
That’s a cute horse

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>>42910359
>>42911996

>>42911776
Nothing you described would revoke NEET status.

>>42913260
The neets thank you for your service.
The non-neets cower in the corner...

>>42911480
NEETs exist. Society only collapses if the volume of NEETs gets too large, but you'd see government measures to kill NEETbux if that was happening.

>>42913689
I only ever hear of neetbux being available in other countries.
Uncle Sam don't want to give away anything for free here unless you're some manner of faggot or darkskin.

>>42913712
Those browns abusing welfare programs in the US aren't true NEETs. The ones here would be ashamed to be counted with them.

>>42893733
literally who

>>42912719
Who's this little programming mare?

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>>42915059
Apparently that is Paradise Skies.

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Begone, Page 10!

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>>42915623
Do we have one of these for Dot Matrix yet?

>>42915623
>anxiety princess
>Mac n cheese & footjobs
VHHHHHHHHHH YES

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>>42915059
>>42915288
Indeed.

>>42915692
NO, PARADISE!
DON'T PUT YOUR REAL EMAIL IN THAT FIELD!

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>>42915715

>>42915628
Dot and Goldie Mops need to be represented, yes.

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>>42916329
OH NO MY EMPL-..oh right

>>42915628
I swear I saw one with Dot

>>42917337
Shoo-be-doo

>>42917337
>Ominous shadowy figure in distance
DUN NUH...

>>42915628
I've had one drawn up for a while but keep forgetting to actually write up the stats and such.

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>neet but so far away from civilization that you cant get internet

>>42917337
Me in the back

>>42919877
She must've watched some documentary on hermit crabs or something. Wonder how protective it is.

>>42916063
Seconding this.

>>42919877

See >>42882655

Again... What do NEETs even do all day?

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>>42920609

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>>42920609
I used to watch cartoons, smoke and jerk off all day, now I only get to do that stuff before and after work.

>>42920609
Pretend that they'll fix everything tomorrow

>>42921998
So they become political activists?

>>42923276
>Bathe the NEET!
>Shower the NEET!
>Wash the NEET!
>Clean the NEET!

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>>42915628
>>42918712
Wait, nevermind I lied, guess I actually did finish hers.

>>42923276
What would a dot matrix cutie mark even mean

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>>42923750
Great! Now we just need one for Goldie Mops!

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Feck off Page 10.

>>42923750
Cute

>>42925586
Is that Raggie?

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Reggie when she was cool.
Before the artist's cheese slipped off its cracker.

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Don't care.
Post NEETs.

>>42925586
Floorb needs a real hug

>>42925769
ya

>>42926965
That’s a lewd belly

>>42926178
Indeed

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>Twas two weeks before before Hearthswarming
>Two creatures were stirring, you and your pony friend who had teeth like a mouse
>"THITH ITH BULLTHIT!" Your pony friend shouts from the living room.
>"Internet still down Goldie?" you ask knowing full well it is.
>"Thtupid weather ponieth... they alwayth bring too much thnow..."
>You enter the living room to see Goldie pouting on the couch.
>Apparently there is a Hearthswarming event on an MMO she plays with her friends and she missing out.
>"The internet will be back up soon Goldie, just gotta give the tech ponies some time" you say as you look out the window as the snow flying almost perfectly sideways.
>"At least we still have power"
>That doesn't seem to make her feel much better.
>Hmm...
>"Hey! why don't we watch some Christmas specials!"
>She looks... happier?
>It's hard to tell without being able to see her eyes.
>She doesn't look as pissed.
>"Which one do you want to watch?" you say as approach the closet and pull out a box full of tapes and DVDs.
>Goldie takes a moment before deciding to come over and see what her options are.
>"We got... A year without a Santa Clause... Rudolph's shiny new year... oh this one is my favorite! The life and Adventures of Santa Clause!"
>"I gueth that one..." She says, not sounding particularly thrilled.
>"Good choice!"
>You rush to the TV, pop in the movie and jump on the couch.
>Goldie Mops slowly walks back to the couch and sits next to you, resting her head in her hoof dejectedly.
>The movie starts and she doesn't seem too interested in it.
>A moment later you see her lift her head from her hoof
>You sneak a peak over at her from time to time and you notice her demeanor changing.
>She seems interested but confused.
>Looks like she's trying to figure something out.
>"How didth they do that?" she finally asks about halfway through.
>"Do what?" you ask, not sure what she's reffering to.
>"How didth they get the puppet to do that?"
>"Huh? Puppet?"
>"Anon, I'm not thtupid, thothe are clearly puppeth"
>"I mean... technically... I guess..."
>Goldie looks confused.
>"it's stop motion animation, it's like... you how anime is made right?"
>"Yeah... Taku Thtold me... They draw a picthure and then a thlightly different one over and over." She explains
>"Yeah, it's like that but instead of drawing a new picture every frame it's a photograph of a sort of action figure kinda thing every frame"
>Goldie looks at you for a moment presumably to see if this is some sort of joke.
>Her gaze then turns to the TV.
>"Huh... Tho... ith jutht picthurs of acthon figureth?"
>"I mean... calling them action figures is a bit reductive... they have parts you swap out for like mouth shapes and different emotions.
>She looks at you again and then back to the TV.
>As she looks at the movie playing she tilts her head from side to side occasionally.
>You can't really see her eyes but it looks like she's studying the characters.
>The movie ends and you get up from the couch.
>"Another one?"

>>42927922
HNNNGG
too cute

>>42927922
That's a great story, holy cow. I loved reading that! Now I wanna rewatch those old stop motion Christmas specials.

>>42927922
If you let her sleep over, do you think she would try to take advantage of the situation?

>>42927922
Inb4 this is how she gets her cutie mark

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>>42929602

>>42929602
Can you still be a NEET if you have your mark?

>>42930338
Yeah, Dot has her cutie mark, not that I could actually say what it is

>>42927922
watch MST3K with her

>>42930653
>watch MST3K with a neetpone
You're talking about my dreams again, anon.

>>42929974
I'm sure there are some FNAF/MLP crossovers, and I imagine the guts inside look like this.

>>42932059
I chose that image because it's what the armature (basically a possible skeleton) for a stop motion quadruped (such as a pony) would look like.

>>42932546
Yeah, oddly enough, I know what a stop motion armature is.

>>42933726
Most of the NEET mares here would absolutely bungle the delivery and spill that food all over you.

>>42934204
It does seem like excellent fodder for a Nawa or Scraggleman comic. Get on it, lads.

>>42934218
>https://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM

>>42934325
>https://youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM
I laughed. Physical comedy never seems to get old for me.

>>42934448
Hopefully you have already discovered The Three Stooges.
>https://youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs

>>42934519
Physical comedy is timeless. The original Home Alone is a god-tier lesson in how to do body-destroying violence humorously.

>>42927922
>"Oh yeth!" She exclaims as she jumps from the couch.
>"Why don't you pick one?"
>She runs to the box and begins rummaging through her options.
>She ends up picking a 'Year Without a Santa Claus'
>Doesn't seem to be upset about being unable to play her game anymore.
>Seems she has a new fixation.
>After that movie is done she picks out another.
>And another.
>You awake the next day to the song 'The Little Drummer Boy' playing from the DVD menu.
>Apparently you fell asleep during that impromptu marathon.
>Goldie isn't watching anymore
>Did the internet come back on?
>You go to her room and Knock on the door
>"Goldie? you in there?"
>No response
>You take a look inside.
>Not in there.
>You look around a bit.
>You notice her little clock, a cute little clock with the face in Gamera's belly that roars once for every hour.
>Seems you were out for a while as it's a bit past 1 in the afternoon.
>You shut her door and look around.
>"Goldie?" you ask aloud.
>Where could she have gone in this-
>Oh
>You look outside and see it is snowing gently.
>She probably went out for something, not entirely unusual.
>You decide to make some hot cocoa in the mean time for when she gets back.
>Not that it will take long, it's just the powdered stuff in the little baggies.
>Just as you finish you hear the door open and shut.
>Goldie walks buy carrying quite a few bags.
>"Ooooh Ith that hot chocolathe?" She asks.
>"Yeah, just made it actually... what's all that you got there?" you gesture with your mug.
>"Oh... You'll Sthee..."
>If it were any other time of year and any other mare that might be a bit ominous.
>She goes to her room and drops off her bags before coming back out to grab a mug of cocoa before returning to her room.
>A little odd...
>Even stranger is the fact you don't see much of her for the rest of the week.
>She comes out to eat but not much else.
>Her door is also locked a lot more than usual.
>A bit odd but not overly concerning, you assume she's doing something for Hearths Warming.
>Then one day you come home to find Goldie sitting with a young dragon at the table.
>When the two of you see you Goldie leans towards the dragon and says something you couldn't quite make out.
>"Um, well it was nice of you to have me over..." the dragon says as she gets up from the table.
>"sorry I didn't get to properly meet you mister..?" She says reaching out her hand.
>"Anonymous, or just Anon will do" you reply taking hold of her hand and shaking it awkwardly.
>She steps out the door but turns around.
>"Umm... if you... you know... just... yeah..." She says looking at Goldie.
>"Of courth of courth, thank you for coming by!"
>The dragon's eyes dart back and forth between you and Goldie before she leaves shutting the door behind her.
>"Is she a new friend of yours? Smells much better than that one with the black mane..."
>"She wath helping me with thomething."
>"What was she helping you with?"
>"You'll sthee..." She says almost sinisterly.

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Incredibly cute.

>>42934676
The lisp and eye-covering bangs just awakens something inside me, bros

>>42934676
I can't wait to sthee what she's cooking up in there

>>42934947
I love them

>>42936438
What if you do?

Me love NEETpone.

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>>42936781

>>42936783
I like how Floorb's art is an odd mix of 'innocent neet who has never experienced affection and has no idea how to handle it' and 'huge degen/pervert that shlicks all the time.'

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>>42937176
>hfw (You) threaten her with a bar of soap
she cleans up pretty cute though

>>42937445
Her mane and coat are THAT dirty? This mare may be the NEETest of NEETs.

>>42934676
We won't sthee if the thread drops into the Archive.

>>42938338
She's so fucking cute bros
How does she do it

>>42938646
People like (You) are the reason she’s afraid to leave her flat.

>>42938338
Floorb?

>>42938719
Who wants to go out? Being comfy at home is the best.

>>42939427
Only reason I'm leaving the house tomorrow is to get some booze so I can get drunk while I play vidya.

>>42939980
based
what booze and what vidya?

>>42939987
My main drink is cider. Gonna finish up all the side stuff in God of War Ragnarok then maybe some Blasphemous 2 or original Resident Evil.

>>42939995
Which Resident Evil?

>>42940373
Might go for Director's Cut

>>42940429
OG RE1's Director's Cut? 'Clowns Farting in the Basement' Director's Cut?

Brave man, anon.

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>>42938338
I'm gonna do this to her

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>>42940443
If only Floorb was here to get drunk and play with me

>>42941330
The classic RE games have this amazing watchable quality where she would absolutely be fine with cuddling up next to you and watching you play. Several past girlfriends have done as much with me, and it was always a lot of fun.

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>>42941464
>The classic RE games have this amazing watchable quality where she would absolutely be fine with cuddling up next to you and watching you play.

>>42941464
Fuck off normalfag

>>42941828
A Floorb daki?

Please tell me I can buy one somewhere!

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>>42941844
Got it from https://ko-fi. com/floralsh_tpost/shop/daki
They also had a nice Moon Dancer i got at MF3

>>42941875
>https://ko-fi. com/floralsh_tpost/shop/daki
Based anon delivers. Thanks, I definitely want one in tricot, but the spicy version is sold out.

>>42941881
Made an account and am following the artist, but I feel like a brainlet and can't find a way to message them with a question. Am I missing something?

>>42941903
Do you see a little envelope looking thing on the page?

>>42941908
Yeah, but that just prompts me to make a donation; no way to send a message without paying.

>>42941913
No clue anon, when I click it, it takes me to messages

>>42941925
Huh, maybe because my account is new?

I'm going nuts, because I'd buy a Floorb 'spicy' daki in tricot right now if I could, but they're out of stock.

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Here’s my girl, I think she’d be a very shy reserved mare with an extroverted older sister. Her hobbies include swimming, reading, and sewing. She likes sewing small cute animal toys for herself, her friends and younger cousins.

Shes a closeted pervert, not very well educated on sexual conduct and has never even kissed another pony but when the novels she reads get to lewd she rubs against her stuffed toys. She always feels guilty after so she’s very sexually frustrated.

Because of this I think she would be very touched starved so almost any physical contact (petting her head, holding her hand, brushing her hair ) would make her flustered embarrassed and dripping wet. So the names fitting.

>>42941957
She seems nice, how’d she get her mark?

>>42941932
Ended up just eating $3 to tip and leave a comment. God willing, the artist adds more (lewd) Floorb dakis to the store, because I need one in my life.

>>42941957
I hope to see some greens or more art of her here sometime.

>>42943886
>Japanese school swimsuit

Seems like this neet would be friends with Taku.

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Doooooooooooooooooooooomy

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>>42942224
Sewing a stufffed toy snail for her older sister who breeds / raises bugs and enjoys gardening

>>42945403
Mares with hats make the world go round

>>42941957
>>42945403
These are very cute. Is there more of them?

>>42942903
Check it out anon apparently they restocked
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>>42948371
Good looking out, anon. Floorb's dakis are still out of stock, but I replied in that other thread, so maybe more will get restocked. Cheers.

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>Some ponies, they get no respect, none I tell ya!
>My friend Floorb', ah jeez..she gets no respect!
>She walked up to this stallion the other day and said:
>"Hey stud, if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
>..Stallion did an abrupt about-face and said 'Honey not with a RENTED body!'
>No respect!

>>42948848
I enjoy the running joke of Floorb being completely unfuckable, largely because of her poor hygiene.

>>42949042
>Ho boy', no respect I tell ya, NONE!
>The other day I'm hittin' it off real good like with this cute lil number..
>..Got a mane like a mop and a broom did the dirty, but ah she was a peach..
>And then I heard her talk
>-Brother if I said to you that trying to understand this mare was akin to doing trigonometry blindfolded with only the use of your toes, it'd still be an understatement!
>..Anyway, I'm either very 'thilly' or silly, one of the two...No respect!

>>42948371
Update for you, anon. Floorb dakis getting restocked in February, sounds like.

I want to be Floorb's human daki

>>42948848
She called the Suicide Hotline and they sent her to voicemail.

>>42949632
There's at least a handful of pics of Floorb with an Anon daki.

>>42934676
>The week go by without much of interest.
>You see that dragon a few more times.
>You realize she never gave you her name.
>Kinda odd but whatever.
>Hearths Warming arrives
>It's a pretty nice day.
>Goldie's friends come over
>ohgodthesmell
>Even the dragon comes over.
>Apparently her name is Suvi.
>You also never knew she had a friend who was a colt.
>An odd fellow with grey coat and green mane.
>Looks really nervous for some reason.
>You have yourselves an impromptu party.
>Gifts are exchanged and songs are sung (badly)
>"Well, think that wraps up Hearths Warming this year" You say as the festivities begin to die down.
>"Wath abouth a Chrithmath spethul Anon?" Goldie says.
>Everyone in the room chuckles.
>"Uhhh... sure... which did you have in mind?" you ask.
>"THITH ONE!" Goldie says holding a disk.
>"I don't know which one that is"
>"Thit down and you'll thee..."
>Everyone takes a seat in front of the TV as Goldie puts in the disk.
>A menu pops up that looks like some obviously malware ridden site from the early 2000s pops on screen.
>Goldie hits a button and the screen goes black.
>slowly text fades in.
>'Mops Movies presents:' in comic sans.
>'Godzilla saves Christmas' in impact.
>A scene in what you can only guess is the North Pole fades in and a crudely animated stop motion Santa appears.
>"Thath you Thipher!"
>He chuckles nervously as everyone claps for him.
>He looks around before suddenly snapping to attention like a trained dog and sweating profusely.
>What ensues for the next hour is a stop motion fever dream.
>Only interrupted by a few scenes of live action footage of Godzilla
>"Thath you Sthuvi!" Goldie says pointing at the TV.
>Everyone claps for her as she blushes and gazes downward towards her fidgeting her claws.
>Godzilla then fights a quadruped kaiju that looks an awful like a silly mare with a lisp.
>At one point in the fight where they are clearly trying not to hit each other too hard you hear Suvi say "ouch" followed by Golie saying "Thorry"
>"Thank you Godzilla for..." an audible page turning noise "Saving Chrim- Christmas!"
>Skreeeoooonk!"
>Godzilla then walks into the water.
>"Fin' in times new roman.
>the credits roll and you see most if not all of Goldies friends helped in some way.
>The Goldie comes on screen adjusting a light above herself.
>She then sits down.
>"I woulth like to thank everone who helptht me make thith-"
>The light falls and bonks her on the head.
>"THONOFA B-"
>Kshht-
>"-Movie"
>"I woulth like to dedithate thith movie thoo Anon! Who thowed thoth really cool movieth and I hope thith one ith up there with uhh... oh yeah, The Life and Timth of Thanta Clauth!"
>Goldie steps in front of the tv and takes a bow as once again everyone claps.
>"I hopeth you all enjoythed the movie!" she says.
>They all say how much fun it was and how happy they were to be a part of it.
>"Whath did you think Anon?" Goldie asks looking at you.

>>42950677
>Even though her eyes are covered by her mane the pride beaming from them is plain to see.
>"It was... great! I loved it!" you reply.
>In all honesty you couldn't make sense of it, by no means did you hate it though.
>It was certainly charming.
>Best way you could describe it was "soulful"
>Goldie squees before hugging you tightly.
>Everyone leaves with a copy of Goldie's movie.
>As everyone leaves Goldie flops on the couch and lets out a sigh.
>"You okay Goldie?" you ask
>"Yeh, Jutht very tiredth... Makingth a movie ith a loth of work..."
>You chuckle.
>"I can only imagine... maybe I can help with the next one of you ever do another one. At least help with the font choices."
>"Wath wrong with my fonth choithes?" she asks before yawning.
>"Oh... uh... nothing really..."
>Goldie yawns again as she pulls a blanket over herself.
>"Hmm... Maybe comic thans wath a thilly choith..." She says.
>Before you can reply you hear her snoring.
>You bend over and kiss her on the cheek before turning off the light.
>"Good night you little Martin Scorsese" you say before going to bed yourself.
End

Sorry this took so long to get started and so long to finish. Life is what it is and I haven't been able to get as much done as I'd like see the Dot Halloween comic that's STILL not done, only going to have this one for my yearly Christmas green instead of the usual three to keep the projects from piling on even more. Hope you guys enjoyed this story.

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>>42950872
It was adorable. It's always nice to see a happy NEET being creative.

>>42950489
Yeah, but I want to personally take its place. I'm much warmer to cuddle.

>>42951234
Bros, I can't stop fapping to floorb.

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>>42952258
Evidently the feeling is mutual.

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>>42946903
Still trying to figure things out with her friendship / hobby wise any suggestions?

>>42952553
It’s a little tough imo, Goldie might enjoy asking her about how various kaiju might move through the water

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bump general

>>42953228
I’m thinking about drawing some yuri

>>42953953
It's like neets don't do anything or some shit...
>>42954001
Gross

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>>42952258
>fapping to a blank flank

>>42954673
Damn filly brats!!

>>42954001
Go for it

>>42954001
Could be good. Go for it, anon.

oh no

>>42956883
Yeah draw them spooning haha just as a joke though haha

>>42956883
Ah, one of the earliest pictures of Floorb I saved. And I'm a sucker for the 'person typing while embarrassed and lets slip that they're talking about themselves' meme.

>>42956883
>>42957978
haha what a funny joke haha

>>42959430
Cute

>>42959430
The love for Floorb overpowers any stench of musty ramen or mildew any day of the week.

>>42961169
I feel like, with anon around, she wouldn't be as unkempt. And, being a pervert, she'd always be asking for shared baths/showers.

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>>42961490
Sure.

>hates water
>mentally unstable
>will bite you (she thinks it's kinky)
guys I think Floorb has rabies

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>>42962438

>>42962438
I think floorb is just the typical neet/nerd who bathes, but not as often as she should (because of laziness), so she's always got a baseline 'good stink' smell about her.