>>42878333
>This carbon dioxide was inside a mare
>By the transitive property, I fucked Lyra

>>42878778
Oh God he's gonna freak out

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>>42878778
>Bug

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>>42879117
bug the bug

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>>42878778
I do not believe so, you're okay to carry on with your business as usual.

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>>42879374
Saaaaaay, something ain't right here.....
Those glasses are LAST season's frames!

>>42879883
Horse Princess be horsing around

>>42880566
Good god

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>"Hey look at this firework thingy I found! It rings a bell when it runs out!"

>>42881744
a very cute twiggles

>>42881744
No way she can eat all them cookies

>>42882492
Ok you got me the last 10 times but surely you won't fart or kick me 11 times in a row

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>>42881744
Twiggie was a tiny filly

>>42882803
its a shame what became of this artist

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>>42883118
True, but at least we got good edits like this

>>42883118
Do tell

>>42883357
True kek
>>42883481
Guy became more political as time moved on and started using the ponies as mouth pieces for his beliefs. Essentially a fate worse than death.

>>42883521
Oh wow and apparently went and cried in a corner telling derpibooru to remove everything. Thank God for Twibooru (I use derpibooru most of the time cause I like reading the comments and shit)

>>42883778
yep, its also why I hold the position of separation of politics and ponies. I keep that shit to myself or go to spaces specifically made for that shit that's separate from the fandom itself.

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>>42884186
Thanks to Equestria's toon physics, this actually is a cure for insomnia

>>42882793
Charlie Brown in Equestria

Boop

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It makes sense when you realize Pinkie owns the claw machine

>>42884868
lol little shit

>>42885444
What's she waiting for?

>>42885809
Lunch, probably

>>42886133
wiggly ponk

>>42886560
Mare toucher!

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>This is the kinderpony equivalent of the Mona Lisa

>>42886630
guilty as charged
>>42886807
so it was stolen off the fridge and thats what made it famous?

>>42887245
Also it's drawn on a normal piece of white paper instead of a big piece of construction paper

>>42887300
an underdog artist making do with what they had

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>Backyard camping trip!

>>42888042
she can't keep getting away with so much cake on display.

>>42888927
i concur

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>>42889058
Vodka milkshakes for everypony!

>>42889215
sounds like heaven but also a fantastic way to get fat

>>42889951
Ding ding ding ding ding

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>>42889951
>sugar morning

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>>42890211
who and/or what?

>>42890230
just a sperg who dislikes that particular artist

>>42890550
>ywn have smol mini hoers size kinder pones lip wiggle you to death with their tickly whiskers
why even live

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sleepy twig

>>42890790
>>42890550
>Dem whiskers
Turn her into a seapony and she'd be a full-assed catfish

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>>42889951
>sugar morning

Drawfag here. Any /kinder/ suggestions? Anon in pone prison is also fine.

>>42891204
Anon trying to get done decorating for Christmas at his nice cottage, but the kinder pones are busy driving anon to drink.

>>42878405
Is the carbon dioxide not also inside YOU?

>>42891204
>>42891504
Actual Pony Santa brings Anon the coal he wanted for his grill, but this naturally sends the pones into conniptions

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>"I don't buy it, Anon"
>"Supposedly it isn't Santa giving presents, but the children's parents?"
>"It can't possibly be the parents. They are asleep at night"

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>>42891599
>"Think, Twi!"
>"Who sets the bedtime? Parents!"
>"Who drinks coffee? Parents!"
>"What's to stop them from secretly setting their own bedtime?"

>>42891599
Holy shit I just noticed how she's holding the coffee cup, kek

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Pre shop boop

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>>42891610
>"Even then, do you really think all the parents could organize all of that together in one single night, without the children noticing it?"
>"that's ludicrous! It's just another of Anonymous' tall tales."

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>>42892132
>"Here's photo evidence of the presents I found in your parents' closets"
>"NO DON'T CALL THE PONICE"

>>42892966
dash is a fucking goddamn rapist

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>>42893116
>"A grapist?"
>"Anon I don't even have a garden, let alone a vineyard."

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>Ponies who aren't in bed will scare Santa off
>Go to bed, Twilight

Bump.

>>42893578

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leeera

>>42894095
JJJJJENKIIIIIIINS!

Imagine dating
>"A-Anon, can I hold your hoof?"
>Marefriend is blushing and stuttering
>It's adorable, but at the same time it makes you feel guilty

>>42894549
>Get married
>Wife wastes no time
>Before you can even toss her on the bed, she's already ramming you into the wall with her cooch
>Next day
>Suddenly notice pregnant mares
>Like, a lot of mares
>Mares that were flat as a board yesterday are now smuggling watermelons
>Turns out, signing a marriage contract breaks a magical illusion

>Husbands are taking you to secret places of Work
>It's straight out of that one episode of Rugrats
>Theme parks full of pneumatic tubes and filing cabinet jungle gyms
>They actually do have work to do but magic n shit
>10 minutes of actual shit to do then fuck around with the boys for 7h50m

>>42895274
Trix Sex Imminent
No rescue necessary

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>"But Anon!"
>"How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?"
>"We must run the simulation!"

>>42895474
cute smoochable twiggles detected

>>42894549
hoofholding is how mares get pregnant

>>42896947
Cat.

>>42896947
she's so greedy
>>42897265
the cutest hate symbol

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>>42897000
That's also horse

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I just love her so fucking much

another year another read through
https://ponepaste.org/9608

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>>42897265
I want /kinder/ greens of windmill propelled, German pones. Make them now or else.

>>42898272
a happy little accident for sure

>>42898272
Traumatic brain injury

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAavogyRCj8
>Apple Bloom vibrating while this song repeats in her head

>>42898440
Can it really be called traumatic when ass is involved?

>>42898792
Yeah, the bottom one needs to flip over or the top one needs to turn around.
Or you could just jump on the same bed together, that always works.

>Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria
>Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause
>Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile

>Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve
>Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground
>But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house
> You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace
>Sipping Hot Coco
>Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes
>The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace
>Shits comfy as fuck
>Suddenly you hear a knock on your door
>Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open
>Its Pinkie Pie
>And her smile is a bit wider than usual
"O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-"
>Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!"
>Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate
>She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas
>She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds
>You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling
>That is until now
>Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle
>She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs"
"Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-"
>Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!
"Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-"
>Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door
>She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!"
>What!?
>You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house
>Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you
>What the fuck?!
>You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!
>All of Ponyville and then some must be here!
>Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?
>I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!
>Your so confused right now
>But you know one thing at least
>Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this
>metaphorical murder of course
https://ponepaste.org/1261

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>>42899834

>>42897635
damn anon, thanks for re-reading my fic, out of all the kinder fics i made i have to say im most proud of that one

>>42900970
lawd she sippin

>>42901718
The biggest sippy

>>42902339
I love my financially poor but aesthetically pleasing marewife

>>42902350
to be fair with the current prices of fast food that's probably why she's poor mf probably had to take out a 30 year mortgage for that shit

>>42902901
this is a fairly faithful image to the original

>>42902919
As all ponified memes should be

>>42903778
Does she know how loved she is? How many distant eyes search for a glimpse of her?

>>42904439
big heccin nom

>>42905324
Tasty pant leg, contains years worth of delicious fast food stains

>>42906551
Insidious creatura

>>42906955
it's 'cause she's black isn't it

>>42907682
The filly has been upped. Pray she gets upped higher.

>>42908708
i would assist her with opening the can

>>42908891
Just don't ever tell her what beef is

>>42909423
What attracts them?

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>>42909796
Anon's giving uppies again!

>>42909799
cute poners deserve it

>>42910373
twiggy piggy

>>42910678
Twiggy Piggy
Twiggly Wiggly
Twiggie Spiggie
Toilet Sprinkle
Tweinstein
Twat Spackle
Tinky Winky
Titty Spittle
Sparkass
Twizzlers
Thotlight Stalker
Stinky Twinkie
Tape Stapler
Buttlight Fuckle
Smellslike Barfle
Purplesmart
Bookhorse
What others are there?

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>>42910709
>Stinky Twinkie
>Tape Stapler
>Buttlight Fuckle

>>42911293
What else is she supposed to use? Your sturdy human doorknobs need too much pressure for her wings

>>42911603
she can just ask for some help

>>42911616
>Rainbow Dash
>Ask for help
>The mare who needed an entire episode just to learn it's ok to like reading
>Is going to ask for help with a physical task

>>42912372
NOI DETECTED

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>>42912372
>>42912432

>>42913038
>you just know

>>42913667
Know what?

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pre bed moona

>>42894285
Underrated

>>42899686
Blessed
I'd gladly scale every chimney in Ponyville if it meant making some pones smile

>>42893936

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>>42915055
Numbers are fun!

>>42915554
Celestia's been busy

>>42915802
Yes, that's a lot of lunches she has to make

>>42916155
a warm butter hug would be quite welcome tonight

>>42916683
Renegade interrupt: Anon throws a chicken at her

>>42915055

>>42917612
She's right

>>42918192
Cadance! We're ordering Papa John's! You don't need to bake a frozen pizza!

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dorpo

10

>>42920085
she tried

>>42896527
I'm gonna kiss the snoot

>>42920944
no wonder twiggy has casadilla ptsd

>>42920643
based

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>>42922308
the best one naturally

>>42922308
Muffins aren't supposed to go 'ding.' Derpo just saved Ponyville from a batch of weird muffins!

>>42923202
Grey muffin hoers demonstrating her superiority

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>>42923482

>>42923789
she's already sold to me you don't have to go further

>>42924710
kissable twiggy

>>42924874
All Twiggies are kissable

>>42924874
She's giving you the middle feather

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Yay

10

>>42925802
Touch Trix

>>42926145
rip they got rekt so young

>>42926734
Then teach me about pony softness (btw I'm a tactile learner)

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>Applejack, what are you-
>NO DO NOT CHEW FASTER
>SPIT IT OUT

>>42927526
Little shits would be like dogs eating legos

>>42928162
burgie hoers

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why donk grump?

>>42928659
not calling her a donk when she's clearly a pone might help

>>42928751
if not donk why donk colored

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>>42928976
>no cutie mark

>>42929291
pet the dorp and pet her well

>>42929222
His cutiemark is actually just pure white to express his special talent for cleaning

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pre bed

>>42931056
My, how the turn tables

>>42932389
Messy mares get baths

>>42932783
look at them succ
>>42933017
applejack has the block and speech tree maxed out here.

10

>>42933759

>>42933381
twiggy being a smoochable qt as normal without even trying

>>42934460
Food storage

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>When you get your order and everypony can see you not putting extra sugar in your dessert

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>>42934981
I have a delicate palette. You're lucky I'm not a diabetic, you ponies would have the biggest crisis you've ever seen if one of them showed up.

>>42935705
>palette
*palate
Fleur de Lis has a delicate palette, of white and lavender and pink

>>42933986

>>42936824
>It's lonely to go alone
>Take this!
The Legend of Zelda: Princess Twilight

>>42935881
My shade of green is quite delicate and if I eat too much sugar I will turn white and get mistaken as a ghost, wouldn't want to end up scaring the ponies.

>>42937287
My oh my where could Lyra be?

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>>42938350
And that's how Equestria at War started

>>42938876
terrifying

>>42939158
>Blue fast
>Shock rat
OH GOD NO NOT SONICHU

>>42939737
Smoll bug gonna be big bug soon
>>42939952
I wonder who they are laughing at

>>42940032
They're laughing at Maud's standup

pre bed boop

>>42940832
>>42940652
Do not boop with knife, results are unsanitary

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>>42940832

Does anyone have that grainy old photo of the guy sleeping with a real pony in his bed?

>>42941405
Does she know about the stair hop glitch?

>>42941158
I know exactly what pic you are talking about but i unfortunately do not have it

>>42941789
Can't a guy fancy his horse in peace? Fucking paparazzi

>>42943109
i feel this

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poor ponko being tortured by such an evil being

>>42943294
Who dat artist?

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Evil has been defeated

>>42943651
good good... now finish her off with a bear hug!

>>42944168
pov you're Anon's doorknob

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>>42943651
pre errand boop