>>42937813
why does she have thumbs

>>42937813
I love anonmare

>>42937817
It's a dew claw hoof

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Pre bed bed

Anonmare got her thumb privileges revoked.

>>42938788
ye, its that laughable shit janny again, its getting kinda tiresome

>>42938990
oh how they grow old!

>>42938990
Why does Anon look like a slut?

Princess Anonmare insisting Cadence be made her official sister not just cousin

>>42937847
this and the mcnugget one are so fucking good

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>Be you
>Canon-breaker bitch Anonmare
>Growing up in the palace is pretty cash at times, good food, good bed, mom cuddles, all a decent trade-off for the negatives
>Sometimes
>Nobles, dresses and no penis are still irritating
>Been, essentially forced, to hang out with Cadence, Twilight and Shining Armour occasionally
>Shining Armour is such a sperg. He's literally you, before the whole sudden rebirth and penis theft of course
>Would be fine, he'd be a dork and catch Cadence's eye for it, great
>Problem is he's crushing on you OVER her right now

>>42939480
>She can't accept her destiny
>Her destiny to birth a baby even worse than Flurry Heart

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>>42939748
>Anonmare waking up shrieking from a nightmare
>Cold sweats, coat dishevelled, mane tussled, wings ruffled
>Saw pic related in the dream trot up to her and say 'Mama'

>>42939864
>Be Princess Anonmare
>Be, through a series of totally not gay shit, pregnant
>Look, estrus sucks ok?
>Married life isn't even that bad- ponies apparently ONLY want to fuck during heat season, so the rest of the year your husband is just a comics and DnD dork you happen to live with
>He's big and muscly too, so you feel safe sleeping in his bed- NOPE NOPE GO AWAY GAY THOUGHTS
>Anyway-
>AUGH
>Stomach cramps.
>All day
>That one was 10x worse, though
>And you just pissed all over the floor-

>Correction: Be, through a series of incredibly gay bullshit, in labor
>Twilight chimes in with "Actually, labor starts long before the water breaks, you've probably been in this process since early this morning!"
>Fucking little cunt, married Pinkie Pie
>COULDA BEEN YOUR HEAD USING HER FAT PINK PLOT FOR A PILLOW BUT NO
>Instead you play little spoon to Shining Armor, with his sweaty ballsack touching your back
>And because ponies are so incredibly non-lewd 99% of the time, nobody but you would ever even think to think of this as a problem
>All because your STUPID FUCKING PUSSY wanted to get filled ONCE
>AND NOW YOUR BODY PREPARES TO SQUEEZE A FAT FUCKING BABY OUT OF A HOLE SO TINY IT STRETCHES FOR SHINY'S NEEDLEDICK
>And to top ALL that off, Purplesmart is lecturing you on a TECHNICALITY
>Well
>One bright side
"FUCKING SHIT YOU LITTLE BITCH FUCK OFF!"
>She looks hurt for one second, then perks up. "Aw, you don't mean that!"
>For however many hours this lasts, you can scream the nastiest swears you can think of, and nopony cares because you're being ripped from your V to your A
>Gotta take the small victor-
>Owowowowowowowowow
>Hours of this shit
>The back half of your body practically wrenching itself in half as your cervix dilates
>Twilight narrating every horrible biological thing going on inside your horsepussy
>Shining came in, took one look and fainted. Typical.
>The dilating stops and- FUCK. You just gotta PUSH.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>The brat's moving inside you still-
"DAMMIT JUNIOR JUST GIMME A MINUTE AND YOU CAN KICK THE AIR ALL YOU FUCKING WANT! AUGH!"
>"I see a little snoot!"
>OH FUCK IT BURNS
>YOUR PUSSY IS MOUNT KRAKATOA
>Tears are streaming down your face
>"Come on BSBFFF, just a little more! Her head's all the way out-"
"HNNNNG-Augh!"
>Your daughter enters the world and you start sobbing. Like uncontrollably. Just from the pain.
>And then you hear her cry.
>Don't look at her eyes! It's how she makes you-
>Oh god
>The painful sobbing turns to tears of joy as you push her head up towards your swollen, aching tits
>She latches on and starts drinking, her jaw squeezing in time with audible gulps
>Okay, she's kinda cute.
>MAN, having milk sucked out of you feels weird. Kinda good, but weird.
>Actually, everything feels good right now.
>Everything is alright. Are you even capable of being sad right now?
>Wait
>For a second you coulda sworn she flashed you a mischievous, even victorious, grin
>Oh no
>Did your infant daughter just MINDBREAK you!?

>>42934874
https://ponepaste.org/11575
>Buck
>Your heart sinks as you watch the bungee cord flop around, now in two pieces
>Easy, don't hyperventilate. Just breathe.
>You could just do the original plan?
>They must have loosened it up, too
>Okay
>You can still salvage this!
>Charge forward into the candyland crawdad boil
>Ignore the pleading from the suit gremlin
>The pole is still where you left it- where else would it be?
>Heck, it looks like it's at a lower angle- they DID move it a little!
>Nothing holding you back now. Get behind it and lean on it- put all your weight into it!
>A dial intrudes on your mind's eye- a circle with a lot of numbers and a needle pointing to a red square
>Ignore it. You don't need to redline the powered assist for long.
"HNNNNG"
"AUGH"
"COMEONCOMEON BUCK- AAAAAAG!"
>The pole gives way, rather suddenly, causing you to faceplant in the ground
>Almost reflexively you push the pole forward as hard as you can, hoping to prevent any possible falling in
>Get up, wipe the dirt off your helmet, scrunch at the streaks of pink your stained leg leaves
>That took a lot out of you.. Just catch your breath.
>More redline hallucinations.
>The water's moderately less wild now. Some of the sediment is already settling lower.
>Now- turn around, get one of those carabiners back, go find the bungee cord and yank for extraction!
>As you're untying the silk rope, you even see a little vortex draining into the crack.
>Give it a few hours, tops, this whole place will be dry...ish. Covered in gross sloppy sand, but dry enough for your present standards.
>Argh
>Buck
>BUCK! You scrunch in frustration. Why do you always have to tie such good knots!?
>And why are your lungs still burning?
>Let the suit's screaming back into your mind-

>>42939923
>>ABRASIVE ENVIRONMENT WITHIN OPERATIONAL TOLERANCES. SHIELD CAPACITORS AT 35% AND RISING-R-R-R-R
>>INTERNAL DAMAGE DETECTED. DAMAGE TO PORT COMPARTMENT ONE HAS SPREAD TO VITAL SYSTEMS. FAILURE IMMINENT.
"Oh no no no nonononono"
>How did anything get inside- THE CROWBAR. That was first on the list!
>It must've happened when you popped the rack open in the tartarean bubble bath!
>Now just stay calm. You have an air supply; one that must be completely isolated and manually operated.
"Which hardline was it for the-"
>Your lights cut out, the comforting hum of the machinery goes silent, and the reassuring weight of the gear becomes an assload heavier.
"-air tanks."
>Nothing to do but fumble about, rubbing water at the front of your helmet while you feel around with your horn
>Orange? No- must be something powered
>Yellow? No- GAH! You yelp as you manually fire a flare just as your eyes were beginning to adjust-
>WHEEZE
>Water at face! Water at face!
>Wait, how do you get rid of spent air now!? BUCK!
>The whirlpool! Maybe stick your head close to it?
>You do, and it helps a bit, but the helmet still feels stale
>SILVER! It was silver!
>Pull on that line hard- you can feel your magic being pulled along, like light through a series of mirrors, to turn knobs
>A little mouth... nozzle... thingy on a hose gets ratcheted up from a hidden compartment in the front of your suit. Stick it in your mouth. Pull the cord the last few bits and-
>Air. Fresh air.
>Now that you can breathe properly, you shouldn't need to worry much about the helmet. The air pressure will build up and hurt your eyes and ears, but that same pressure will help force the staleness out despite the water pressure outside.
>Now what?
>Might want to get away from all this current, just in case
>Trudge back to where you signaled for the pull team
>It's strangely easier to move underwater when all this stuff is weighing you down.
>No having to hop and skip and risk careening into walls. Just walk.
>A little further. Just a few more steps.
>And that's it.
>You've got 20 minutes or so
>And you're alone.
>Down here.
>Underwater.
>With no rescue line.

>>42939914
oh god, flurry is the same as anonmare

>>42938464
one cozy mare on the bed!

>>42939914
Reminder that pony pregnancy and birth IRL is relatively painless.
Mare starts going into labor, half an hour later the baby is out, mom tired, and foal doing its first tentative steps.

>>42940572
Anonmare is pushing out a fat fuck alicorn with massive wings and a pokey horn though

>>42940596
Giving birth to a unicorn in particular must suck major ass. Like pissing out a knife.

>>42940599
Not to mention ponies have huge heads. Like their cranium to body ratio puts humans to shame.

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>>42939449

>>42940933
She’s just like me fr.

>>42941490
Correct. You can clearly see she isn't wearing a cap.

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Anonmare is canon apparently

>>42941768
That HAS to be an edit

>>42941943
https://youtu.be/EQKEuhZqGjE
See the truth Anon.

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>>42942100
Dubs of truth

>>42942648
what game?

>>42942866
the game in which you lose upon thinking about it

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preb

>>42943426
Anonmare is learning some magic spells!

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Posting family for good luck. Having no OP image sucks though- Anonmare Thread just keeps on being janky, much like Anonmare herself I guess.

>>42943684
It was pony anon drawn with a thumb so she could hold a cheeto-dusted game controller, apparently that counts as anthro now

>>42943920
How powerful his spine must be- that's at least 300 pounds of horse

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>>42943889
janniggers tongue my anus

>>42943920
>>42944021
Following what happens in that anime episode, she self destructs 10 seconds later.

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i'm doing some anonmares, is the adult one's mane good enough or should i make it bigger?

>>42944345
I kinda like the idea of her cleaning her act up and keeping her mane shorter in adulthood. She looks almost respectable.

>>42944345
She looks perfect! Short hair suits her well drawfriend.

>>42944345
looks good enough, I love her mane!

>>42944355
>>42944446
>>42944703
thanks thanks, what other anonmares should i add to the lineup?

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>>42943889
If hoof-thumbs are anthro then anthro is canon.

This adds to my hypothesis that Tales is a world of human-pony hybrids.

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>>42944895
how about the old depressed anonmare like pic related with the scruffy mane?

>>42945066
sure i can do that one, be fun to draw a fatter pony

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>>42944895
(True) Princess Anonmare, having achieved harmony against all odds.

>>42945236
She came inside Rainbow Dash despite having a vagina and no cock. For this sexual paradox she was granted godhood.

>>42942355
truly the most fanciest anon of them all!

>>42939933
Just stopping to say I ain't abandoning this, just taking a few days off

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>>42945855
Pre bed holy shit super saiyan hair
Pic's nice I'm just being an ass

>>42945236
When she grows more powerful, her mane swirls around, forming slurs and obscene gestures at the edges.

>>42945957
>>42945855
Oh, I forgot to actually type out that this is related to this post >>42934456 in the Anonstallion thread

>>42945957
the anonstallion thread after long debate within the debate chambers in their togas concluded male alicorns or other such magical stallions would have super-saiyan style hair as female alicorns and magical mares tend to have glittery, flowing manes males should have spiky manes to contrast

what would element anonmare's gala dress look like?

>>42945855
So wholesome!! All the crossover with Anonstallion Thread fills me with joy. Anonstallion best husband/friend/coworker.
>>42946149
It's a good contrast that adds a nice bit of personality to their alicorns.
>>42946357
I think colour-wise dark purple and blue-board blue. Maybe the back of the dress covered in greentext, and a red >> hair clip for her mane? I... I don't know how to design dresses Anon.
>it needs to be about 20% more retarded
There's also the question of what Anonmare's faildress looks like, after nagging Rarity for 'personalisations'.
>"Can you sew some slurs into the seams? As many as you can. Oh and it needs quality bait, it's not 'me' unless every mare and stallion who sees it starts seething."
>"Um, Anon darling, we're making a dress, not a warcrime..."
>"Come on Rarity, this is about self expression, surely an artist like you understands that."
>"I'm just not sure Rainbow will appreciate the... depiction you've requested. Can't we do something else...?"
>"No way, that part isn't negotiable. Dash will just have to deal with it."
>"Do I want to know what IWTCIRD stands for...?"
>"It's better if you don't ask."

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>>42946443
Neither do I really but lets pretend we're rarity. Anon is a mysterious mare with a mystery question mark and an innately inquisitive disposition, her dress for the gala should reflect her nature and compliment her high-contrast colour scheme.
How about a noir-esque black gown with touches of Amber gems to compliment her coat and eyes

>>42946467
Noir-esque sounds like a good angle to me. Anonmare brooding and mysterious at the gala!

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>>42946467
Something like this, Rarity?

>>42946609
I'd say less sequins, more suave than girly. the ivy pattern would be lovely though, her mane would absolutely need to be done up perhaps in a secretary bun.

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>>42946467
>>42946443
I found this, it'd work imo

>>42946626
That style is pretty good, it's not excessively girly and it's pretty classy. Just need to replace the music motif with...
Puzzle pieces

>>42946635
its the iconic anon suit with the detective rarity hat

>>42946443
>Anonmare is just censored on stage wearing the faildress

>all our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
>all that we've been wishing for will happen at the gala!
>(at the gala!)

>>42946712
>"Oh Anon you want to go the gala too?!"
>"Uh... well Yeah Kinda."
>"But why you hate big parties!"
>Don't say to find and seduce Luna.
>"Tooooo..... hang out with Princess Luna and not kiss her."
>Nailed it.

>>42946889
>Anon's Gala fuckup is Twilight absolutely not believing her
>She spends the entire night constantly pulled back to Twilight's side
>"No no Anon, Princess Luna will come here when she's ready to join"
>Meanwhile
>Luna sees dreams and shit
>She knows Anon wants to fuck her
>Cue Sad Woona in lingerie waiting for a casual fuck from the one peasant who isn't afraid of her

>>42946889
>At the Gala
>I will find her
>The Princess of the Ni-ight!
>Mane sparkling
>A kiss beneath the sta-aars!

>From the castle
>In the moonlight
>It'll be a perfect e-eve
>We'll live happily ever after
>When I see her at the galaaa!

>>42947008
my sides

>S1,Episode 22
>The Tea party at sugarcube corner, everypony is there to greet the princess and for her to meet her faithful student's friends
>For some reason the guards let her into the bakery without asking for identification first
>Anonmare is sat as far from Celestia as she can manage and seems to be wilfully avoiding even looking in her direction
>She tried to pet philomena but the bird nipped her hoof and she trotted away scowling muttering under breath that the bird 'always' hated her
>As fluttershy leaves with philomena in hoof Anonmare can be seen beside the princess, ears folded down, eyes darting side to side before quickly kissing her on the cheek

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What do (you) imagine Anonmare's voice to sound like?
Do you have a voice actress in mind?

>>42947184
Real answer: kind of a grown up Babs Seed?
Funny answer: Marge Simpson

>>42947191
I heard the Mmm in my head before her actual voice

>>42947184
I don't know exactly what comparison to make for it, but like a slightly rough woman's voice

>>42947184
I imagine a deeper voice compared to the rest of the mane 6. You ever seen the 1974 version of the Great Gatsby? Something like Jordan Baker's voice there

>>42947315
DAMN. Anonmare sounds HOT.

>>42947184
kimi sparkle

>>42947796
What food does Anonmare make? Spaghetti?

>>42948061
Complicated savory dishes that ponies won't eat because it's not baked goods or grass

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We pre bed the thread but what if anonmare was your bed?

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>>42943049
i hate you

>>42948528
sleep with my ma', of course!

>>42947536
Perfect actually
https://youtu.be/Q2cugdYHTQg?t=288

>>42948528
Man anoncolt is year-old sized here at best

>>42948393
Very tired and sleepy anonmare having a great snooze.

>>42949483
he's a full grown stallion, that's just a beeeeg mare

>>42939933
>Be nothing
>Be a veil of silent black
>Be far beyond the pesky pain receptors associated with living flesh
>No limbs to hurt from hauling the fat ass you also don't have
>No back to ache from hauling tools and wood
>
>
>Yeah
>Sleep like the dead, baby
>God, Faust, Pastamon, Hades
>Whoever's in charge of the trumpet can take as long as they want
>
>
>Hold up
>Something is intruding upon your blessed Not
>A musky, salty scent
>Warm, too
>The shape of this warmth...
>It stops at certain points
>As if you existed within a finite body
>An outline of being, not made of flesh but made of sensation
>Wait
>Back pain
>Hips hurt
>Head hurt
>fuck fuck no go back
>I don't want to get back on Ms. Nervous System's Wild Ri-i-i-i-ide
>
"Motherfucker what the hell happened!?"
>Flutter your bleary eyes open
>Blink the crust and searing light away- a very fat and young voice shouts "sorry!"
>A cacophony of voices and shapes crowd around you, before an older female voice shouts them away
>Why is your pillow moving?
>Why does your mouth feel like... Cottonmouth? Fuck no, you've got the burlapmouth. Cotton is nice and soft.

>Be Anonmare, feeling like shit, sprawled out on a cold lacquered wood floor, partially propped up on an ornery old cow, why oh why-
>A canteen is stuffed into your mouth by a brown, deep-voiced blob
>"Sorry if it tastes like shit, it was in Pinkie's stash so it's been down there for a couple ye- dammit, take it slow-"
>You missed that last part, on account of you sticking the entire mouth of the bottle in your mouth, tipping your head up and drinking all of it in one go.
>At least you resisted the urge to spike the empty in a random direction like a frat party or somesuch.
>"-There goes the last of our water. Buck. Ah well, not like you didn't need it."

>>42950182
>Anonvoid
I'll add it to the list of ridiculous Anon forms. Nice to see ol' Anonmare still alive and existing too.

>>42950602
Budget of a few bits and some baked beans?

Anonmare's job is...
>Orphanage matron
>Sheriff
>Hoofypony (not sexual.)
>Journalist
>Nurse
>Royal guard
>Sugar-filly
>NEET alchemist/witch

>>42951372
>Flower Mare

>>42951372
She's a maid in my lavish mansion. I want an entire battalion of anonmares in my home.
although I think being a witch would fit her too

>>42951372
>Hoofypony
Is that the equivalent of handyman? If so, I'm going with that plus a little alchemist/witch on the side

>>42952063
>Is that the equivalent of handyman?
Yes! as dumb as it sounds I swap out hand with hoof wherever applicable, good choice too

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>>42950984
>don't care about sportsball at all
>only ever liked the jerseys because they're comfy and look nice
>anonmare in a ponytail wearing a jersey

>>42952263
Same honestly. Jerseys are great in the summer when you're sweating your ass off but being shirtless on a backed chair feels weird imo

>>42951830
roman anonmare :D

>>42950182
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see... Snips? Snips. Snips tied to Flitter, blinking his light frantically.
>Davenport- that's the brown guy, right- tosses you a silvery packet. "Granola- maybe not the most pleasant choice for water rationing but it's all we got."
>Your nose scrunches at the notion of eating a dry oat brick right now. Davenport shrugs, "Yeah. Maybe not."
>Urgh. Your eyelids are twitching and your head is heavy. Before you can return to your bovine bed, she's run off to the edge to pull on a big rope.
>Damn. There goes that big, warm ass. Now what will you sleep on?
>Blink. Wait. You only blinked your left eye.
>Okay. Blink. There we go.
>Davenport- ha, it's funny because ships be diving into port- has suddenly materialized in front of you in full loaf moad
>Mode*
>Wait no, three quarter loaf, he's tapping his hoof
>"Okay, how many taps between pauses?"
"uhhhhhhh"
>"Sassafrass, please don't let her be brain damaged-" he says in a voice he thinks you can't hear
"Thrfive?"
>A worried expression. "...Close enough. What's the last thing you remember before waking up?"
"Uhfffgaahhahhhhhhhhhhh-"
>Goddamn, girl. Close your fucking mouth before you give this guy a heart attack
"Lessee- Trixie had a panic attack?"
>"Okay, anything after that?"
>Wow that's a lot of shouting from that side- looks like their rope broke? Stupid rope users, shoulda used cable.
>"Hey! Don't worry about that right now, focus!"
>Shit on a shingle- fuck it you need that pack of horsey hardtack, where'd it go? Damn, it's just out of reach!
>You stare at it for-
>Wait
>No, you're not staring at it, you're trying to-
>"Stop trying to cast spells. It's not going to work, and if it somehow does, you'll injure yourself further. Now focus!"
"FuckinlayoffmemanDAMN" you more slur than outright say
>Think!
>Your horn is numb and unresponsive
>This is an Event Of Portent
>How?
>Stinks like old sugar and musty socks around here- water- swimming- diving- RIGHT
"That helmet, right? It fucked my horn!"
>"Correct! You had me worried there for a second. Yes, you tried attuning to that diving suit and some one in a million burnout thing happened. Trixie could tell you more- when she gets up from- oh buck, the rope."

>>42952776
>>Flitter cries out from way the fuck in... in some direction, not here, that's... fuck, brain. "SHE GOT IT! THE CURRENT'S SLOWING!"
>On hearing this, the entire platform except you and Davey erupts in cheers.
"OwowowowowOWSTAHP!"
>"Huh, you were right about bluey after all. She's a good kid. Dunno when or how we're getting outta here but at least we know we'll live long enough to die of thirst now."
>Yeah, that's right, you're remembering now
>You were half dead from pushing yourself so long and Trixie had to go instead-
>>>"Flitter! Babe! LOOK! She's panicking!"
>Wait what
>"What's she doing, Bulk!?"
>
>"OUT WITH IT! COME ON!"
>>>"Sticking her head in a fountain? Rubbing her face a lot? Hard to tell- wait, she ran back out, she's cool now?"
>Davenport paces in a tight circle, swearing under his breath. You even hear a 'succotash' here and there.
"That's not good, right?"
>"No- if I'm interpreting Bulk's descriptions right, Trixie's helmet is having trouble manually cycling the sludgy water and she has roughly 20 minutes of compressed air left. Less if she keeps panicking, which- well, you know her best?"
"Shit."

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I like Anonmare and her having a family

>>42952830
I also like Anonmare being bred in a wholesome rather than pornographic fashion

>>42952830
Same here fren, and I love the cute art. I'll never get tired of seeing Anonmare with her little ponies and/or anonstallion partners.

>>42952830
very cute, I love it so much!

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>HEY ANON
>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HUMANS?

>>42953415
chonky mare is stuck

>>42952830
Last unicorn looking anonmare is purty

>>42952830
kino

>>42952777
>Okay
>Time to Consider
>Flitter and Bulk can't go down there because apparently pegasi are shit swimmers
>Makes no fucking sense, they're designed to work with fucking wet clouds aren't they!?
>But whatever, it is what it is.
"Davenport, you hauled up the suit, can't you get down there?"
>"Pinkie's stash was under a floor panel close to the shore- current was gentle."
"Trixie got- uh- Trixie- FUCK I can't think right now. Need more water."
>"You got the last of it, I'm afraid."
>Wait a sec
>Trixie left that other smoke shell with you
>Except your horn doesn't work. Feels like TV static in your forehead, and no amount of rubbing makes it stop.
"What the hell was in that needle!? The fuck happened to me?"
>He nickers at you with a hard glare. "Told you- Trixie knows more. She did say that needle was mostly full of sedative. If I had to hazard a guess..."
>You take the shell in your mouth and walk off in a huff. Too tired and hungover to deal with his shit. Lean over the side of the platform and holy shit the water is within hoof's reach.
>Good thing Trixie got that pole, then.
>Truth be told, the pink cloud slime you could probably deal with. It's not like ponies can't tolerate dirt in their food.
>No, the issue is this place is basically full of dirty bath water. Soap, sweat, hair product, probably piss and a little shit, all lurk unseen in the world's nastiest gender reveal party.
>Stick that shell in your hoof and swish it through the water- hey it's working
>Almost feels like sifting something with your hands
>Pink cruddy water gets filtered into clear... ish water. One sip at a time. Better than nothing.
>About 5 minutes of this shit and you almost feel not thirsty
>Why is there breath on your neck?
>Turn around, look at the crowd
"Can I help you?"
>Even Davenport is slack-jawed
"Hello? The fuck's going on now? We need to save Trixie!"
>"How are you doing that?"
"Wh- GET BACK ON IT, YOU JACKASSES! I almost fried my brain, the fuck excuse do y'all got!?"
>They continue to stare
>If Trixie dies you are actually going to kill everyone here
>Still staring
>Holy shit they're not going to move
"HOOVES DO TELEKINESIS YOU FUCKWADS! How do you not know that!? I am NOT smart enough for THIS many ponies to be THIS much dumber than- HEY! TRIXIE IS DOWN THERE!"
>Yep
>Trixie came back over here, she's staring up at you
>If you squint you can almost see her sad little 'please save me' pout through the clouds and her helmet. It fills your heart with something between horny and heroic.
>What's that glinting on her back? Looks like-
>Hell yeah that's some kinda carabiner, you could tie a rope to that!
>Fuck this and fuck these assholes. Even Davenport is being useless right now. Fucking prick, y'know what? You don't GET to save her, you dick.
>Grip the shell tight, wave it in the air
>Deep breath, then pop the bomb in your mouth
>Jump in FUCK IT'S COLD NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Ignore the muffled cries of confusion

>>42954677
>It's not such a long trip. Lungs aren't straining much by the time you get down there.
>Pat Trixie on the back once, fumble with the carabiner, fuck fuck lungs
>Hooves on the shell, suck some air out of it, it's got just enough to get you-
>Back to the surface with a gasp and- GAK
>You almost choke when the shell rolls back, causing you to spit it out into the water.
>Great. Oh well, no time to cry about that, got a time sensitive task to do.
"MOORIEL! HAUL WHATEVER'S LEFT OF THAT ROPE IN!"
>A moo, the heavy clatter of hooves on wood, something moving in the corner of your eye
>By the time you've hauled your ass back ashore, the rope is waiting.
"Fuck, I think it's gonna need to stretch just to get to Trixie. Ya ripped it like two thirds of the way up the rope."
>Davenport snatches the carabiner and goes to the rope. "Y'know I was ABOUT to go down there! Just needed a second! Ah- shit!"
"What now!?"
>He's on his haunches with the rope in both hooves. "See there? It's fraying. Gonna snap- it might hold the weight of all that gear, but not for long, and if Trixie ditches that tank she's ditching her air."
>>Mooriel butts in, figuratively and literally- "Ho-o-o-o-old on there, sonny. I recall you telling her that helmet has an air filter, don'cha know?"
>The Port of Daven grabs his head in frustration, "I did, and it does, but they kinda.. well... stink. Heck it might be defective, Bulk said it looked like she was having trouble."
"Alright enough screwing around. FLITTER! BRING SNIPS DOWN HERE! Davenport, get that tied together."
>He starts working. A few moments later, the rustling of rope is joined by the rustling of feathers. "You need ME!?"
>Time to make the twerp's day.
"Yeah. Look right down there- Trixie's stuck, she's too heavy to swim up and our rope isn't gonna hold her for long."
>"Uh, I don't know if I can-"
>You put a hoof on his shoulder, look him right in the eyes. His mouth snaps shut.
"You don't have to haul her up, just pull as hard as you can, you'll be working WITH everyone, not instead of everyone."
>Eyes dart. Panic sweat. "I d-d-dunno, if I mess up, I'd be- she could-"
"LOOK AT ME. She'll die if we do nothing. If she still dies, the only thing that changes is WE didn't just let it happen. Ok?"
>Still shaking, he sets his jaw and nods
"Good. Now- Flitter, don't-" You catch her undoing the harness, but she stops. "Hover right above Trixie, ok?"
>She salutes and takes off with Snips. Davenport trots up alongside you, gleaming coppery carabiner in his mouth.
>You nod at him and he jumps into the water, emerging roughly half a minute later empty-mouthed. "Rescue line's connected!"

>>42954679
"Bulk! Hover as close as you can get without blocking Snips' line of sight! You got the most leg to wing ratio, you're gonna grab her as soon as you can reach and haul her up!"
>"YEAH! PONY DEAD LIFTS! BUCKIN PUMPED LET'S DO THS!"
>Everyone is in position. Davenport, Mooriel and the noponies on the rope. Snips and Bulk in the air.
"Flitter, count down. I'll time the haulers."
>You walk over to where Mooriel is, as Flitter counts down. "THREE. TWO. ONE. MARK!"
>The hum and glow of unicorn magic. Muscles straining, hooves scrabbling against wood.
"HEAVE!"
>HNNNG!
"HEAVE!"
>HNNNG!"
>>"You're doing great little dude, I can almost get her! Steady, all o'ya, come on!"
>Alright, just keep at it-
"HEAVE!"
>HNN-snap
>More goddamn slow motion as your day gets worse. The pull team falls back on their rumps from the sudden mass change.
>You could count every individual strand in the broken rope, now flying towards the edge, if you weren't too horrified
>There goes your best friend, possibly about to die if that helmet is as busted as Davey thinks
>You're running to grab it with your mouth. If you weren't in full fight or flight mode you'd know this would only drag you down with her, but you wouldn't care anyway
>Got it- now you get to watch the water loom closer and closer in 4k slowmo! Ain't that fun?
>Scrabble scrabble scrabble, strain your neck, you're not losing her without one hell of a fight!
>Wait-
>You're pulling back, the edge is getting farther away, the rope is still in your mouth and doesn't feel any lighter-
>It's Snips!
>He's going red in the face and sweating like a pig, but DAMN he's locked the fuck in!
>Mooriel's mouth comes in from the side, grabs the rope in front of you, you still got this!
>>"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT JUST A LITTLE FARTHER-" Bulk suddenly drops five or so strides, dipping his lower body in the drink. "HNNNGBCKBCKBCK"
>Keep hauling, keep hauling!
>You see his wings first, buzzing like they're attached to a hummingbird, veins and muscles bulging everywhere under the strain
>>"COME ON! PULL! BUCK BUCK BUCK-" Then his legs, and a terrified, eyes-darting, mouth-scrunching TRIXIE
>>"BCKBCK GOT HER!" He cries out as they both flop over on their sides, safe ashore
"Snips, you can stop! She's safe!"
>"Oh thank Celestia! I was about to pee-AAAAAAA" he lands with a mushy thump. Flitter must've cut him loose.
>>"Sorry squirt! Pee's gross!"
>"No, that's cool, I don't blame you, I woulda done it too."
>Much as you want to laugh at the fat kid follies, you have a Trixie to unbox
>Still kind of on autopilot, you dash over and haul her farther from the edge
"Come on, roll rightside-up now! Alright, lefty-loosy righty-tighty, right?"
>You get as good a grip on the helmet as you can, and start unscrewing. It's harder than it looks, and it's already wet and made of glass.
"Fuck- FUCK this thing is- GAAAH!"
>The helmet flies off and rolls into the water, giving you the unfiltered sound of Trixie panting like a chihuahua in heat

>>42954682
Anon has a Joseph Joestar level of resourcefulness.

>>42955027
Well somepony needs to- have you seen the average Ponyvillian?

>>42954956
lol do you think that Dyx would notice

>>42955441
>Will Dyx notice the 3 dollar collar going missing
That's like half her net worth so yes she would probably notice

>>42955743
She'll get Anonmare pregnant again

>>42955791
Isn't Dyx a mare?!

>>42956218
She's got a unicorn horn so there's probably a lesbomancy spell. Also she's an alicorn so she might have a dick depending on how seriously you take the "has aspects of ALL ponykind" thing.

>>42956218
The easiest way to tell the difference between a male unicorn and a female unicorn is the average female unicorn’s cock is longer.

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>>42956518
Wait what now

What Anon behavior would make you dislike Anonmare despite the fact she's a pony that you want to bone (because you want to bone a pony, period).

>>42956952
If she was cruel

Anonmare is the product of Equestria's enemies making a weapon with alchemy, bad juju and dark magic with a spritz of spite

>>42956957
>Villain finds an ancient recipe to create "the worst possible thing to throw at your enemies"
>The product is a fat overgrown foid who screams REEEEE and eats chicken nuggets
>"Worst thing" indeed

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Reeee!

>>42957127
Look out, she's fi-REEE-ng her lazer

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Anonmare finally found her missing oats

>>42957636
lyra took all of her oats!

>>42956997
Bonus points when you consider chicken tenders a morally dubious foodstuff, considering ponies are vegetarian.

>>42958507
There are loads of videos on the internet of horses just randomly eating newborn chicks in a single crunchy bite. I imagine in pony society it is done but is considered morally questionable sort of like how the French eat Ortolan Bunting. So when Anonmare eats her nuggies, she may want to consider eating them with a white cloth over her head to hide her sin of eating this particular meal from Celestia as is tradition.

>>42947184
Sarah Silverman.

>>42958858
Horrifying

>>42957521

>>42959528
mmm chicken nuggies

>>42959898
Which part of the chicken is the nugget? Answer: all of it!

>>42960189
That's a lot of chicken!

>>42954682
>You have obtained one (1) trembling, pouting, occasionally sobbing Trixie!
>Proceed to administer hug-
>She's sorta pinned on her belly
>riiiiiight
>"Please help Trixie. Then hug Trixie?"
>The pout and sparkly eyes is enough to give you chest pains and pussy tingles
"Alright, let's get this crap off you-"
>You're interrupted by the tickle-tickle of way too much hot air on your back, most likely from the assortment of well-meaning idiots crowding in around the two of you
"HEY! Give her some air! If you ain't me or Davenport, back off!"
>The gang of fuckass lookie-loos nervously glance around, but ultimately back off
>Even Snips
>Couple seconds later and you're satisfied with the distance; Davenport is already in position on Trixie's left side
>>"You did great down there, Blue, now- Anon, look for a little latch on the underside. Gonna be small and recessed, might need to poke it with your horn or something. Or a stick, or- you get the idea."
>Not much to say- you get in there and yeah, little button-latch-thingy, designed to be small and really hard to hit by accident
>You'd hoped your first time getting your face all over Trixie would be better than this, but alas, there's rubber and silty sticky shit and she's shaking so much it kinda hurts your nose
>Ugh
>Wait a second
>You're retarded
"Snips, c'mere and hit that little button right there, under that metal bar-"
>>"Sorry, I've been trying to! I heard what Mister Davenport said! Is nothing happening?"
>"Trixie is sorry, she wrecked the suit! Sand found a hull breach and silenced the daemon! Pinkie is going to seek reprisal! Our doom is upon the horizon!"
>Fuckin wut. Shit, this ain't working, that latch is bust
"Woah woah woah, easy! I don't think Pinkie cares about a thing she left for like two years-"
>You're now half-leaning over Trixie, trying to pry that pack off
>"You know not what Trixie has learned!"
"Davenport, Snips, keep on those- HNNNG- latches- SONOFAWHORE- -And anyway it was hnnngHER stupid bath bombs and hnnngHER stupid fucking town ordnance or whatever the fuck-"
>Davenport's bent that carabiner into a straight line, jamming it into Trixie's side
"HNNNNG whodafuckmadethisthing HNNNG-"
>Pant
>Pant
>FUCK your legs are burning
"The fuck do you do if you gotta get this thing off yourself?"
>>Something metal pokes your cheek. "Here, swap places. Shoulda done that from the start, m'bad."
"Don't worry about it, didn't expect it to be THIS bad either. Was worried about my horn."
>>"Mmhm. Awright, jam it on in there, good? good. Sorry in advance, Trixie, this is gonna get... inappropriate, maybe."
>She picks up her head, tilts it, "Why would it- GAAAAAH!" and gets a face full of nutsack as Davenport is draped across her front with his back legs straining against the pack
>>"Yeah- I don't like it anymore than you do. If it helps, the meds I'm on mean I can't feel much there, heh."
>"Somehow- OW- it does- OW- not!"

>>42960510
>A few more highly awkward seconds and the pack has a bit of wobble to it, still making gross sloshy sticky sounds.
"Alright, I think we got the latches undone, you can stop, Snips! Lemme just-"
>You grab the little handlebar on the back and start pulling while Davenport calls the time
>A few more heave-ho's and-
"HNNG- GAAH! OW!"
>You fall flat on your fat back with a heavy brick of machinery in your mouth and legs and goddammit you're gonna need to see Colgate now
>Before you even have time to properly complain, a blue hoof is shoving the damn thing aside. "YOU GET OFF OF HER, DAEMON!"
>And she's standing over you
>Staring into your eyes
>You share an awkward laugh before she remembers to get out of the way
>>Scarcely have you spun rightside up when a very irate Davenport hobbles over. Ah fuck, the last vestiges of your manhood are wincing in solidarity, you know the only thing that could indicate. "OW! Dammit mare, I can't have foals but that don't mean I need you skewering my jewels!"
"Relax dude- no blood on her or you. I think."
>>"Yeah, yeah. Still hurts like a bitch! I don't get SEXY feelings! I can still VERY MUCH feel pain, y'know!"
>"Trixie did NOT know that! Why would Trixie have assumed otherw-" you flatten her ego with a glare. Not this time, lovey. "Trixie is sorry. She did not intend to-"
>>"I know-"

>>42960514
>Alright, time to tune the fuck out
>You gotta do literally anything else right now
>Somehow, talking about Davey's nuts or whatever isn't very fun
>Could look at that pack? Busted to shit but you could still play with it, or scavenge parts, or-
>Trotting over for a closer look, you find a little compartment got knocked open in the violent decoupling. A little smooth, lacquered wooden shape is sticking out of it. Clearly it's bigger on the inside-
>Wait
>No fucking way
>If you didn't know any better, you'd swear that was a GUN STOCK.
>Yank it out and-
"Holy mother of God. Trixie did you know this thing had a FUCKING SHOTGUN INSIDE IT!?"
>"A what now?" You hear her clip clop over, see her shadow over you. "That? That's clearly an exotic sex toy!"
>???????????
>Ever get a response so far out of left field you can't even call it retarded?
>No matter. You fish around in that compartment and find-
>Plenty of shells. Like, an OBSCENE amount of shells. Like-
>Pinkie having a gun? Sure, whatever. Pinkie having ammo? No shit.
>This is just an UNREASONABLE amount of ammunition! What the actual SHIT? There must be at least 50! And one of those speed loader sticks!
>Okay okay okay, inspect it closely. You MUST be dreaming but you wouldn't put it past this crazy world to blow you up in real life if you blow up in your dreams.
>It's got a big trigger guard, to slip a hoof into. The pump likewise has a leg loop. There's a bipod, cuz yeah, an earth pony would have to use this laying down. The stock's some custom walnut job, with-
>Of fucking course.
>"Chekov" is carved into the buttplate. PINKIE PIE!
>It looks clean. No rust, nothing looks damaged- you're no expert but you've shot once or twice in those halcyon Before Vagina years.
>Plenty of cloud chunks around for target practice. Okay.

>Shaking from disbelief as much as nervousness, you gingerly grab a shell and inspect it-
>Black hull, something written on the-
>FRAG-12 HE
>Blink. Look again.
>FRAG-12 HE
>Blink.
>"Anon?"
>Look again. FRAG-12 HE.
>Something in the edge of your vision starts to glow. A warm, inner light that banishes fear and doubt.
>You have come into effectively 50 fragmentation grenades and an 8-shot launcher.
>God is real and you are His most racist little shitposter.
>You're lost in utter confusion, bewilderment and a twinge of divine presence when Trixie's husky whisper tickles your ear- "mmmmm, I suppose I AM glad you're so interested in it. Maybe we could... try it? Just you and I?"
>Well duh
>You honestly don't trust ANYONE else with this damn thing, but Trixie is the closest to being trustworthy.
>"But now really isn't the time for it- no privacy, aching all over, and-" she picks up a shell in her telekinetic grip. "-Trixie really isn't into oviposition, or whatever you call-"
"Trixie. Put it down."
>"Alright, but you should too. Ponies are starting to stare-"
"Trixie. It's not a dildo. It's not a sex toy of any kind. Just put. that. down."

>>42960567
>She complies, and scoffs. "Then what could it possibly-"
>The window! If you can blast that, either you blow a hole through and can start flying out, or at least you'll know you have to dive and dig a way out!
>"Anon! What are you-"
>Ignore her. Use the machine pack as a rest, better angle, can aim higher than if it's level with your body.
>You've used this exact gun a few times before. Let's see-
>Rack the pump backwards, slide a shell into the ejector gate, rack it forward. No need for any more right now, that's a liability, you're shooting at a wall not entering a firefight
>Well actually you'll be shooting at Trixie who is now staring down-
>Fucking Christ.
"TRIXIE. GET AWAY FROM THE FRONT, NOW."
>"What did you just-" a look of realization dawns on her and she dives to the side. "YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A WEAPON! JEEZ!"
>She's right, but irrelevant now.
>Steady.
>Aim.
>Don't think too hard about how and why Pinkie has a crate of military-only explosive ammo.
"Plug your ears!"


>You go through the mental motions of plugging your ears with magic
>And you remember you can't really do that right now, right AFTER you squeeze the trigger
>Be nice if that batpony family would stop screeching all the time-
>Okay, no sound right now, what are we seeing? Look around!
>Trixie is staring at you like the only safe harbor in a hurricane of ponk. Why specifically ponk? How could you know that? Best not to dwell on that.
>Mooriel almost looks horny. Licking her lips. Wait, no, not horny in a racist way! Like sex! She gets turned on by shotgun blasts because she's totally normal and cool! Yeah!
>Snips is just.... :D... Y'know, same old stupid-cute mouthbreathing grin
>But look, up at the high window-
>Through the gloomy abyss, past the emergency lighting-
>Yeah, no daylight.
>No stars.
>From the light of smoldering cotton candy, you can easily see maybe one little spark of natural light and a whole lotta rubble and even a few sticky strands beyond.
>Flitter and Bulk fly up, share a grim look, and return with various forms of "yeah, that's a no go."
>Aight
>Davenport stomps around a bit, snarls at you, you think he's yelling shit about being careful or how can any one pony be allowed to have that power, or why the hell did you waste equipment on such a pointless endeavor.
>Y'know, just gay hippie shit
>Welp, plan B!
>But first- take that bungee cord, you can tie it like a sling, carry the gun on your back and have a bit more of a grip for what you're about to do.
>You haul the machine pack over to the edge and lay on it, so you can prop the gun up at the very edge and aim way down.
>Getting comfortable, or as comfy as you can at least, you start to look for your target, muttering to yourself-
"Okay, deeper water is that way- don't gotta be too accurate, need to ask Trixie- don't want to knock more rubble onto the hole, wanna make it-"
>Something is tugging at your gun

>>42960572
>It's Faggenport! He's bit the gun from the side, trying to take it, but you've got the sling kinda wrapped around your shoulder still. No worries- aaaaah!
>Slipped out of your hooves there for a sec, woulda dropped it into the water if not for your sling. Aaaand he's still at it, alternating incoherent dull yammerings and attempts at violating your first amendment rights
"Trixie, punch him please."
>A blue shape dashes to the right corner of your eye, drags him by the tail. You can vaguely hear some kicking and yelling.
>Hearing's coming back. "She coulda killed someone!" "Permanent hearing loss!" "Richochet!" and so on get yelled out while-
>
>
>Shit, did he make off with the ammo? Look around- Holy shit, the pegasi are tying him to that support beam!? Well fuck you in the ass, you didn't know you were building up THAT much street cred!
>A lusciously blue ass in an unflattering rubber suit plops down next to your face, along with a box of shells. "Navy brat thinks he has exclusive right to all cannons or something."
>>"I LITERALLY DO! ON ACCOUNT OF MY BUCKING ARMED SERVICE CAREER? THESE THINGS ARE BUCKING DANGEROUS IN THE HOOVES OF CIVVIES! IT'S NOTHING LIKE PINKIE'S CONFETTI LAUNCHER!"
>Surprisingly, Flitter takes over the rebuttal: "You ALSO thought it was a sex toy, genius! Anonmare is the only one who actually knew what it was, and she CLEARLY knows how to work it! Like no hesitation, she must've had one before!"
>>"Trixie wonders if Pinkie stole that FROM Anon!"
>>"That thing probably COULD blow up an ursa major!"
>
>>>Everypony stops to stare at Snips. "What? It could!"
>Shit
>Colts gonna be colts
>Heh
>It's enough to defuse the screaming match, but Davey's still on this shit.
>>"Okay, we're all stressed, we've been at each others' throats off and on for hours, and the cannon fire didn't help. I was trying to TALK to you at first, but you apparently didn't heed your own advice!
>He's got you there
>>"BUT- why do you need that thing? What the BUCK are you aiming at now!?"
"The bath floor? Y'know, right where all the water was coming in? So we can drain this shit faster?"
>Scrunch.jpg
"So, are these things ACTUALLY illegal for civilians to own or are you just overcompensating for a couple fuckups with the scuba suit?"
>Scruncher.jpg
>You shoot him a shit-eating grin and a sing-songy voice-
"Remember- I'm friends with Applejack."
>>"MM- dammit, no, legally they're treated as ballistae but with a requisite explosives license...."
>"Which Trixie keeps SCRUPULOUSLY up to date."
"Sooooooo.... legally, this thing's just a crossbow with a chemistry set?"
>Scrunchiest.jpg
"I'll take that as a yes and you'll keep your hooves off my new gun."

preb

>>42958788
Yeah, irl horses are opportunist carnivores, but in-show ponies are strict herbivores, they don't eat meat. To the point of that one pic of flutters feeding fish to some of her animals being a point of contention.

>>42960975
Don't forget the bologna sandwich

>>42960975
Anonmare tries out the new fad ‘carnivore’ diet. Hijinks ensue.

>>42961214
Anonmare is surprised to learn ponies are full omnivores, they just don't like killing animals (the pig in that bologna sandwich was convicted of murder)

EOH Anonmare but she's the dump character for all the unused concepts from the other girls.

Apple Anonmare

>>42962081
you're late, and forgot the image. Poor showing, anon.

>>42962132
Ignore him Anon, jannies have been doing a good job cleaning his spam up recently, from here and from Anonstallion Thread. He actually did post earlier, it's just deleted.

>>42962169
A fact is not spam.

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POV: You are Anonmare and it's another new day of family fun

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Bathtime then bed

>>42962076
Regularly harassed by Rainbow dash

>>42962684
happy clean mare :D

>>42962411
Bombs away!

If you were an anonmare, would you vehemently resist any attempts of mare care directed towards you, or would you acquiesce and be chill about it?
If you were (you), how would you handle a stubborn anonmare refusing to be brushed and cleaned? Logic and reason? Diplomacy? Application of force? Or would you just leave the faggot be?

>>42963576
ngl, I shave my head just because hair oil bothers me so goddamn much. I'd be fighting to either get mare care or shave my head and never have to deal with it.

>>42963693
>Be Anon
>You discreetly slip in through the front door of your Ponyville cottage, groceries in tow
>Looks like you managed to avoid her for this afternoon, thank Celestia
>There's a shuffling from the room behind you
>The distinct clop of hooves against the floorboards
>Slowly you turn around, heart gripped with dread
>"Wash my mane Anon. If I have to shave my head because you neglected me another week..."

>>42963923
>Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash with only hooves?

>>42962411
Lies and slander. We all know that the anonmare family would swing the grenade like demoman.

>>42964331
The kids don't drink nearly enough! They'll be hit with their own blast!

>>42964755
For you.

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>>42964758
borgas, chips and oranges. nice

>>42965295
Dyx must be very heavy for Anonmare!

>>42965674
Looks like a box of nuggies too. Anonmare won't let her kid grow up hungy.

>>42960573
>Davenport just grumbles to himself at that.
>Huh. You're on the edge of the platform, he's tied to the mast in the middle, that's like, what, 40 feet behind you?
>And you don't have to shout... Guess you keep forgetting how sensitive pony ears are, huh?
"Alright, guys, untie him. Appreciate the backup and all." You crane your neck to face him, "And don't worry Davenport, Flitter was right. I HAVE used one of these before."
>>"That just raises further questions-" You turn back to your sniper nest, catching a glimpse of Flitter giving him the stink eye, "-but fine! Not like you're gonna blow us up on purpose, I guess."
>You laugh to yourself, a little from your moral victory but mostly because motherfucking SHOTGUN
>"A-a-anon? Are you okay?" Trixie asks
>Okay, maybe that was less of a chuckle and more maniacal hysteria.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just uh... really happy to have one of these again."
>"Alright then... Here." She magicks some cotton balls into your hoof, which you stick under your ribs for the time being.
"Thanks. FLITTER! I need you to get in the air again- shine a light wherever that pole was, I can't see it anymore!"
>She groans, Snips goes 'woohoo,' Trixie calls for them to hold on
>Prying open one of those compartments underneath you, she pulls out a...
>Yep that's a flare gun
>"No need to strain yourself or put the foal at risk-" she notices Snips deflating, "you've both already helped SO much is all!"
>Great, he's still sad.
"Snips, we already know you can do it, ok? We're not gonna forget this, I just don't think we have the cordage to tie you up safely..."
>Bulk calls out from the mast, "Yeah, we kinda used all the spare cord! Tied some real TIGHT knots, ladies! Sorry, Dave."
>>"I ain't happy but the sailor in me does love a good knot. Now get back to untying!"

>>42967212
>Flitter takes to the air, circling above the not-so-wild-anymore convergence of the bubbles
>She makes a few passes, then comes back to hover within earshot, her mouth contorted into a sheepish smirk
>"Uhhh, ponyfeathers, you're gonna hate me but I'm having trouble seeing it now!"
"How."
>"Well last time I looked at it, it was all cloudy and now it's not! Now it's just kind of cloudy!"
>>Trixie cuts through the looming circular argument like a knife
>>She's karate chopping the air like a pissed off army sergeant. If you turn your head you can even see Davenport wincing from the PTSD.
>>"Okay, both of you, Trixie is heading this off at the pass. Recall our original scouting efforts. You could see the pole from this platform, yes?"
"Yeah-"
>>"Well the platform hasn't moved. Trixie did get tangled up underwater, but that's more likely to be getting turned around on the way there. Flitter, just fire a flare on the edge of the bath dividers facing this platform. No need to worry about getting it exact."
>She cocks her head, and her eyes, but ultimately shrugs and flies off.
>A moment later, a bright red light illuminates three distant bath... cubicle... grottoes.
>Still hard to make out, but the silt has settled significantly even in the last 10 or so minutes.
>If you squint, though, you can see the glowing caps on those poles. Two on the sides are standing up, the one in the middle-
>It's fallen over, not glowing anymore, just shiny.

>Cotton in your ears.
>Pull pump
>Load shell
>Return pump
>Load two more, just in case
>Look around, everyone's got their cotton balls in
>Oop. Right. Trixie stuffs yours in, shaking her head.
>Take aim, hoof off the trigger
>Steady, yeah, you got it now-
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

>>42966999
checked, nice trips for nyx anon foal :D

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Tax season is just a couple moons away. Remember to deduct your friends (new) and hug credits, Anonmares

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Pre bed

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Spent way too long on this because I can’t get the stupid horse face off of anon mare no matter how I try to re draw it but I am done with it. I need ideas on more stuff to practice with so throw some my way. If I can get my head wrapped around it you might see it in a week or so

>>42967830
It's very cute, Anonmare is so adorable! amazing work as usual drawfag!

>>42967830
love me anonmare extra horsey nice drawing anon

>>42967830
Anonmare struggling to do her taxes

>>42967830
Amazing work

>>42969447
Watch out, she has a gun and she's not afraid to use it!

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>>42969447
wtf is that gun? it actually makes me mad just looking at it. how the fuck does it work? where is the mag, trigger, ejection? and if it were purely for the grenade launcher those sights are bad also dat buttstock won't even let you use them properly.

>>42969646
One of them fallout 4 junk guns, or maybe a pre-update MGS5 custom gun

>>42969447
lol looks like a stick gun

>>42969646
>>42969723
>>42969946
It's obviously a tactical wand with an unberbarrel summoning circle

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>>42969723
>pre-update MGS5 custom gun
I wish I'd saved more of the ones people posted in threads about it since I remember laughing myself to tears multiple times over them

>>42970010
real? nice.

>>42969447
Well defended anonmare

>>42970155
I wonder if there's a mod to bring back the old gunsmith system?

>>42970823
more like poorly defended anonmare
that piece of junk is going to blow up the moment she pulls the trigger

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schlop schlop schlop schlop

>>42971792
water :D

>>42971792
hydrated faggot

>>42972351
Look at the things on the floor- she turned the birdbath into a baja blast basin

Anonmare who's actually a midget and looks line an anonfilly

>>42973034
sleepy anonmare!

I wish to draw Anonmare as a mane 6 relation today, who should she be related to anons?
>Fluttershy
>Rainbow Dash
>Applejack
>Twiggy
>Penka
>Rarity

>>42973535
Due to contrived timeline fuckery, she's twiggles's daughter (they're the same age), but neither knows it, and anonmare doesn't notice cause she got adopted as a filly after time travelling so she never met twigglemom.

>>42973535
Rarity. I don't think I've seen much that puts those two together like that

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>>42973934
hows this?

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Princess Anonmare

>>42973934
>>42974143
Rarity and Anon being twins sounds absolutely cursed and amazing

>>42974264
Anonmare is the more street punk fashion trends type to contrast Rarity's more high class styles
>>42974251
I want to run my hand through her chest tufts

>>42974314
Anonityis who Rarity was emulating with the plainity persona

>>42974251
very cute drawing!

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>>42974251
fuck did i make her head too big?

>>42974471
Nah, she should have a fat head, just feels right

>>42974474
Alrighty then, hope everyone enjoys her fat head
i imagine she's celestia's daughter and takes after her mom alot

>>42974143
I wonder if she'd be a bad influence on Sweetie Belle or a little too supportive of her when she's still trying to find her cutie mark, like helping her get her hooves on whatever she and the others want to try using this week

>>42967214
>Shot one: miss. Skips off the surface of the water and blackens the far wall.
>Maybe the shouting threw your aim way off?
>Groan. Rack the pump.
>Shot two: no joy. You manage to get an unexploded round stuck in some gum a few arcseconds off from the target.
"Fuck. Almost had it. Water refraction I think."
>Shot three: spent detonating the previous miss, just in case it was still live.
>Getting the hang of it.
>One more shell, out of the box and into the chamber
>Steady now
>Breathe out slowly
>Squeeze
>The report rings out, dulled by your cotton ears
>Wait a second
>There's dust whirling around, wild again
>Take your cotton out, swivel your ears
>What's that sound?
"I think-"
>Yes, yes, YES
"-That sounds like water draining!"
>Flitter flies off for a closer look. The peanut gallery ventures a few ragged yays, but nothing more bold than that.
>Yeah, they're nervous
>Too good to be true with this hell of a-
>>Flitter returns. "It's draining! A lot! Maybe we- uh oh!"
>Crumbling. Distant rumbling.
>Everypony braces for descent into the second circle of hell
>Trixie hugs you tight enough to hurt. You hug back and shut your eyes.
>Aaaaand
>Nothing?
>Half a minute or so passes.
>Nothing but a sound not unlike the flushing of a toilet.
>Open an eye, slowly, as if looking too fast will send you off the cliff like Wile E Coyote.
>The water has dropped about halfway!?
>It's rushing down fast! A quarter! Gone!
>The cavernous room gets darker and darker, as the last couple flares burn out and the water carries all that glitter down the drain.
>Your little sky island soon becomes the only major source of light- but that's fine, you have a few flares, you can fashion torches out of junk, you have two working unicorn horns!

>>42974658
>Unclench your everything. Stuff the cotton back in your ears. Rack the gun a few times to be safe, then sling it on your back.
>Hope that cotton is secure, because in 3, 2, 1-
>An apocalyptic cheer erupts from all around you, yelling and hugging and stomping and-
>Unpleasant creaking on the platform stops the party in its tracks, smiles and screaming replaced with sheepish scrunches and nervous guffaws.
>Bulk and Flitter and Trixie start helping ponies off the platform; a blue glow and two flapping silhouettes surround Mooriel and carry her downwards.
>Davenport stuffs as much miscellaneous crud into the first aid kits as will fit, then lashes them to his back. He holds out a glass tube with a handle- sleeping fireflies! "You've been taking charge, so I figure you ought to have the lamp 'til your horn quits... whatever's wrong with it."
>He sets it on the ground for you to take it in your mouth. "Just gave them a packet of nectar- they'll wake up and start glowing when we take 'em into the dark."
"Thnnphs!"
>Ponies get carted down, two by two. The randos, then the boys- "AUGH! Easy on my back half, still sore in my nuthatch-" then you and Trixie.
>The 'sea'floor is no less gross, sticky and leathery than when you had to climb up and out of it, but it's solid ground.
>Bulk clears his throat. "Alright, there's three exits from this room. One is the way most of you came in- the smaller scrubbing baths. Then there's laundry and maintenance, over that way- and there's the main spa areas. Mud baths and hooficures and so on. All of them meet back in the main lobby, but the bathtubs is the shortest and probably least wrecked part. Yes- question?"
>>Flitter snorts at her husband. "Are you seriously suggesting we split up!?"

Wanted to get a little something out before the fucking polar vortex rapes my power lines for the next week. Wish me luck!

>>42974661
Aye, I’m within the winter doom vortex as well. Hopefully mother nature is merciful on both our power lines. Thx for the update & stay safe.

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>>42975059
I'm watching a weather forecast and just going "oh fuck" every five seconds

>>42975303
America? It's fine for me where I live in Europe.

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>>42975926
Most of the midwest and east coast in the US is about to get pounded by freezing rain for multiple days. People in my area specifically are calling it the worst storm since the 1994 blizzard. Shit's fucked, gas stations are already out of gas, meteorologists are telling people to be prepared for 5 days of no power in below freezing temps.

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>>42975059
>>42976136
Fuck that, man.
Stay safe (fwiw, from a europoor).

>>42976693
Tsundere pout horse fills me with determination

>>42976491
sad little anonmare :(

>>42976136
Stay safe in the cold winter!

>>42977488
>>42976693
Got three portable phone chargers, an electric hand warmer (they were out of the disposable chem reaction kind but w/e) and a lotta spicy vienna sausage

>>42977812
is that enough?

>>42977955
Fuck if I know but I hope so. My MP3 player is made of some kind of fucking Dutch magic, 10 years old and the battery still lasts like 15 hours. Meanwhile my shitty 3 year old phone burns 20% battery per day just sitting idle.

>>42978398
I can't believe anonmare is a criminal!

>>42978676
She spreads autism to ponies wherever she goes, a walking weapon of destruction.

>>42979163
Will it actually work?

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>>42952830

>>42979537
In the Beyblade canon, Noah parted the red sea with a beyblade so why not

>>42979543
cute anonpony family

>>42979546
wait I never watched Beyblade, is that actually unironic lore?

>>42980331
https://beyblade.fandom.com/wiki/Beyblade:_Metal_Fusion_-_Episode_13
"In the past, only the greatest have owned L-Drago and all were feared. One of the ancestors even looked like Moses and, with L-Drago, it was able to divide a mass of water in two to create a passageway."

Fucking apparently!?

>>42980454
God damn! The more you know, huh?

>>42979163
I shudder in fear of the destruction possible caused by two anonfillies declaring a Beyblade duel.

>>42980823
Anonmares* Fuck, forgot which thread I'm in.

>>42980094
very powerful anonmare unicorn

>>42980802
Are those gaming powder stuff actually working or just normal powder.

>>42981950
I dunno? I don't buy those sponsored drink mixes

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one mo day to work and I'm freeeeeeee

>>42982316
Hell yeah brother

>>42982316
Woohoo!

>>42983523
cute anonmare with her anonfoal!

>>42983716
Imagine feeling peace and contentment knowing you're raising your child in a sane world, ha ha crazy right?

>>42984045
Yeah... haha crazy right? Crazy...

>>42984277
who'd win?

>>42984542
i'd win

>>42984735
But what if you didn't win?