>>42958156
thank you for not using my wip for the op image, this one is much cuter

>>42958160
>Rainbow criticising you for every little thing instead

>>42958156
>that size difference
unf

Anonstallions, you'd never be a bad father who separates from your mare and splits up your family, right?

>>42958156
This will be me when I get to Equestria

>>42958448
I'd try to prevent any splits or break up and stay loyal to my lovely marewife to make our foals happy to have a normal family life.

>>42958448
The idea of having a foal with a mare is so tantalizing that there's nothing from stopping the masculine urge to raise said foal right.

>>42958448
Only if she cheats on me.

>>42956682
>Klugetown sucks ass.
>This was known from the 2 minutes it was seen in the movie, living in it however is much worse
>Your owner stinks like half-dried fish bathed in grease and cheap cigarette smoke
>Picked on by what passes for young in the city whenever you have the unfortunate task of leaving the boss's shop
>It doesn't matter what he sends you out for he/she/it whatever the fuck the boss is laughs like its the funniest thing imaginable every single time you come back with a fresh bite or bruise
>That cat with the guilty conscience tried to talk to you once or twice but a bite of your own to his nasty furry paw sent a clear message
>Its almost frightening how easy the violence comes to you now, they bite, you bite, they hit, you buck
>One day theres an atypical quiet to the town, something that the assortment of freaks that call the place home know to keep their maws shut around
>The storm king's guys are in town to recruit, they come by every so often to find strong hands, claws or hooves for the troll's horde your boss tells you
>today then marks the first day you've ever met another of your kind, a pony, one as broken as you.
>She doesn't break down at the sight of you or sweep you up into her forelegs promising to protect you or anything dramatic and out-of-character, just one look over you and she gets it
>"You look terrible." She states plainly as she approaches.
>She holds eye contact with you and speaks "They say friendship and harmony is what matters there, it didn't do anything for me and it clearly didn't do a thing for you either. I think power is what you need and we're all about power." with a crackle from her horn to emphasise her point
You say some words and they fit you with some scraps then just like that you're the 2nd pony in the king's employ
>You don't thank Tempest when you spot your boss's place in flames, it was probably an accident afterall
>You shadow her, thats your job now. To be her second, likely in place of that fucking hedgehog thing, two broken ponies in the service of some greasy magic-collector self-styling as a dark lord without any of the charm
>Its so pityingly easy to blend in when you infiltrate, a mother and her colt both caught in horrible accidents or on the run from an abusive father
>Styling your mane to expose the stump when you need the sympathy, sticking close to Tempest during a conversation to make the target uncomfortable, letting a few pathetic words slip by to disarm who she needs to spill their secrets
>Keeping watch when she spies from afar to even doing your own sneaky thefts on her behalf
>You've become a dirty liar, a thief, accessory to a hundred crimes of espionage, blackmail, intimidation and extortion and so casually violent when you think it necessary
>If not for the permanent scowl you'd swear Tempest shifts uncomfortably at how easy you can lie now

>>42958448
I'd be loyal to my mare, as long as she's loyal to me there won't be any issues, even if she starts booping me

>>42958756
>be alicorn
>new owners rip me limb from limb
>am now a limbless pony with no eyes or ears
i don't think i like this story.

>>42958756
>"We could kill him Y'know." You tell her one night on the way to the next objective
>She doesn't turn over to face you, stand up aghast or scold you for daring to suggest it
>"We could. But I need him." Is all she says, foolishly clinging to the idea the moron-king could ever repair her
>As if she needed fixing at all
>You're a young stallion by the time the plan is fully in place, had you a calendar or perhaps a tv guide you'd realise you've made things progress much faster than they should
>Not that it would matter when you struck really, they'd fall regardless
>It wasn't long ago the city was under invasion by the changelings but they'd began to relax, divide their forces to assist the returned crystal empire
>The day of coronation for Twilight Sparkle is marked by dark skies and a city surrounded on all sides by airships that dwarf their own
>That stupid hedgehog bumbles his way out the ship to announce "Commander Tempest Shadow and Lieutenant Anonymous" like the pair of you are a wrestling tag team
>In their pretty dresses the pretty princesses are embarrassingly easy to take down, Celestia bless her heart tries to start a dialogue in hopes of diffusing the situation only to fail rather humorously
>She's encased in stone first, mid-speech, then Tempest breaks off to pursue Luna with a nod to you to corner the golden couple
>Cadence and Shining armour are your target, you whistle for your trolls who quickly split the brave knight from his princess
>Like her dear Aunt she tries to plead, asks you to stop, she can tell you're hurt but Equestria can help but honestly you're past caring now
>Your life sucked, you got over it. This is your job now, you were never really a pony in the first place anyway
>You tell her as much as you dodge her sneaky attempt to blast you, why they look so shocked when the stone encases them you'll never know, obviously you're turning to stone you just saw it happen to family minutes ago
>The husband, despite the lack of alicorn power compared to his lovely wife is the real issue as it turns out
>the trolls are beaten and he's on you like Tirek to a cock he was told shoots magic
>Storm-King will chide you for losing Princess #4 later but for now you and surfer-voice boytoy get playtime
>Slamming one another into various walls, stalls and streets around the whimsical city
>He's tough but you manage to overcome him with a few good swipes to the horn paired with a lovely side of making him rush you when you tell him about his wife
>he's beaten into submission by some storm-guard before being slapped with a horn-ring and tossed into one of the cages
>Job done for now, the city has fallen, 3 of 4 princesses captured plus a prince
>Tempest calls it in, the useless king orders her to catch twilight sparkle reminding tempest only he can fix her
>You on the other hoof have to hold the city and lock the area down ready for the King's arrival

>>42958801
>Tempest claps you on the withers as she leaves, her version of 'good job' before she's off on her quest to catch the princess
>You release the captives outside the city to avoid the later issue of inside help for the protagonist, the royal guard is secured in the dungeons and you have the trolls man the fortifications
>You have grover? grubber? the hedgehog drag the statues of the princesses into the throne room to keep them secure while you all wait for Tempest and the King to arrive
>You stare the statue of Celestia in her frozen eyes for a moment, was she aware in there? you could be real devious and chisel off their manes and tails while they're frozen
>You laugh at the thought of them bald
>Out of boredom you talk to her, them really since you have them lined up against the wall
>"I just fell into this Y'know. Being the bad guy I mean." You start
>"I had this... idea that things would just be perfect when I got here? Y'know? Friends, a purpose, just something better or somehow more whole than what I had before but. Well." you pause in front of Luna
>"I'm not proud of being an edge lord, honestly, but trauma, pain and discomfort daily have this way of scrambling your brain. I don't hate you guys but I don't think I could stomach a picnic when I keep feelings wing I don't have itch at my sides. I'm monologuing." you scoff at yourself
>"Twiggy's going to win, somehow, not that I'm going to make it easy for her mind you i just don't expect to win. maybe its fate. Never was certain if destiny was a real thing here or not."
>You eye the ceiling before continuing. "But for now I'm going to sit on your cushy throne cellybelly and see if this pretty palace has any good snacks lying around." You turn to leave but before you do you lean in between the petrified sisters
>"Oh and I'm gonna find & read your diaries." you canter off
>Purplesmart is going to come back here, beat your bosses then you then everything is going back to sunshine and rainbows inevitably. But until then you may as well enjoy your job

>>42958853
fun green. always been a sucker for stuff from the movie. unapologetic cartoon villain protagonists are always great too.

>>42958853
>"Oh and I'm gonna find & read your diaries."
Diabolical, pure evilness. He's probably gonna draw dicks in them too!

Moar?

>>42958853
very kino, have a (you) to show that I'm liking it

>>42958853
>Tempest is gone for the entire week.
>You and grumble (still can't remember his name) devour the entire store of cakes and pineapples in the palace kitchens
>The cauldron has been buzzing but you honestly can't stand to speak to the King 1-1 so you ignore it
>Theres been a few attempts by loose royal guard forces sent from the crystal empire and outposts across equestria but they've been repelled hard.
>Canterlot has few accessible routes to it by hoof and those paths are guarded by stormguard forcing every unicorn and earth pony guard into trying to siege their own fortifications at a huge disadvantage
>The wonderbolts made their own attempts in tandem with the pegasi guard but with the dozen or so airships in the sky they can only get so close before risking being shot out of the sky by cannonfire or archers on the walls, best they can do is amass stormclouds to build up a cover for their movements which they've to their credit been using to strike your ships' decks in lightning-raids
>It being so early in the timeline, relatively speaking of course canon schmanon, there isn't really anyone who could oppose you seriously right now, the ones that could are down south presumably looking for help from allies
>Some noponies tried to negotiate and call you out at the front gates, appealing to your 'poninity' or some nonsense but you had Grody explain the situation to them
>'You guys lost, suck it, the lieutenant is very busy reading state secrets go away. lieutenant anon has ordered all non-combatants to go home and draw him a thank you for not destroying us sir card'
>The entire week of peace and quiet in the throne, in-between repeated orders for the stormguard and snacking on the palace's stores, has been delightful
>Naps on Celestia's lovely plush-pillowed throne, snoozes in Luna's wonderfully cool bed and sleeps in Celestia's own snug bed
>They live comfy, silken sheets, possible some cloud bedding within the fabric of the mattresses and whatever enchantments keep them at those temperatures
>Oh and the secrets!
>Scrolls and ancient tomes galore ripe for inspection from their library, you can't access or break through the seals & enchantments on the restricted sections but whats accessible by key or hoof alone has been delicious
>All manner of arcane treatise, dissertation and examination, lost histories, prophecies, first-hoof accounts from contemporary sources, replicas of ancient cave & meadow-art and runic inscriptions to the preserved works of lost cultures and foreign species
>Reading was never a priority in your 'former employment' but you picked up what you could and refined it further with Tempest where necessary for infiltrating work

>>42959341
>This week however has been the best excuse for practice, in a short span of time you've picked up even more of basic Ponish than any secret attempts to read the little you had in Klugetown or brief lessons from Tempest out on a job
>If not for the steady pay and (promised) benefits of this job you'd be a librarian you think. Unfettered access to this whimsical, magical world's lore would be quite nice.
>Its been amazing getting such, relatively, unobstructed access to the Sorority of Alicorn's own archives. You pine for access to the restricted sections or better yet, the vault.
>Alas, the spoils of conquest are not always so readily available.
>Instead you've been engaging in your second favourite activity after sleeping in Celestia's bed, reading her and Luna's diary.
>They in fact do keep diaries like the silly mares they are. An unassuming navy blue notebook tucked under Luna's pillows and an ornate leather with gold-trim tome for Celestia.
>They aren't completely braindead as it turns out, Luna & Celestia have cast some kind of enchantments on their diaries to ward off snooping maids or perhaps each other
>Between them both they seem to know when they're being held by a pony other than their owner their pages turning blank when removed from their respective rooms
>The most clever charm on both is the niggling notion that these books are terribly boring and reading them with this charm in effect has you quickly and totally forget what you just read
>Clever but you figure out a workaround. Lining the spines with that magically-repulsing, or whatever it does, metal to nullify the charms
>Thus, you drape yourself across the throne stuffing slices of red velvet into your maw as you drink in Luna's inner thoughts
>"Dearest Journal it has been 1 week since mine return from the Moon. I am free. Tis a strange feeling, my thoughts are confused and I am unsure of my place even now, I write in this tome a mix of mine familiar speech from long ago and this unusual modern mannerism. Tia says I should speak to somepony about how I feel, if not her then another who could help me 'navigate my feelings after such an ordeal' I do not know. I feel out of place, like I am not even supposed to be here, as if I am a relic and this world long since abandoned any need for me."
>Grim. You can relate to some extent though, you skip ahead.
>"Dearest Journal, today mine mane sparkled. Not in the manner of which it is 'pretty' instead genuine arcane sparkles akin to the glimmers in Tia's mane!" Adorable! So Luna had a process to go from Woona to full Princess of the Night
>You pat Statue-Luna on the Head, her being close to the throne like the others flanking the most royal chair and definitely not leaning against the wall
>You set Luna's diary aside for the moment and messily shove another slice of cake into your mouth, tilting you head back to stare challengingly into Statue-Celestia's eyes as you consume whats likely one of her own treats

>>42959471
>Time to read Celery's journal. "I'm going to read your journal Celestia, better stop me before I find out who your secret crush is~" You trill at her, daring the statue to stop your espionage
>It stares unblinkingly ahead in the shocked expression she had when Tempest petrified her
>"Don't care? very well, I admire your bravery and openness your majesty." You say, nodding sagely as you deposit the leatherbound tome on your lap and flip it open
>Page... this one. "My dear diary, I tried 'coffee cake' today. I've never really been much of a fan of coffee, too bitter for my liking, I much prefer tea, far more variety and a much wider flavour-palate. However! that said, this cake was scrumptious! Without the somewhat acidic and bitter notes I dislike in the drink the flavour is so wonderfully subdued that now I understand why so many of my subjects have come to enjoy this saddle-Arabian import. Though I still do not understand why it is the predominant drink in Manehattan."
>Most of these entries concern cake, tea, pastries and idle ruminations on different confectionaries and trivia she's learned of.
>A few concern highlights from the limited amount of time she apparently has to teach foals at the school in her name
>"Little Moonshine stayed behind in class during recess today, I permitted it when she explained she wanted to read her book 'Shadow-Spade In: Manehattan Missing'. A little bit mature for her but not explicit I suppose. She seemed so engrossed in her reading that I left her to it to drink my tea and watch the children play from the window, I didn't notice when she trotted up to me. She tapped me on the foreleg and In the sweetest voice possible asked me 'Are you hungry Princess? I have extra sandwiches and you have only tea.' I love being a teacher."
>Good to know adorable moments aren't exclusive to Luna's diary.
>If you hadn't been born in that swamp, been dropped here instead would you have gotten to go her school? The though comes unbidden, an uncomfortable ripple of jealously for a foal you've never even met.
>Getting to learn and read and share food, not sleeping with an eye open, cold and hungry.
>You lower the book to look at her petrified form. You'd have been small next to her if it happened like that. Up to her cannon maybe.
>It would be such wish fulfilment.
>Spawning in important just for being, you'd have to be to be that, adopted or included. Given an all-expenses paid ticket to a life where when your head hits the pillow at night the last thing you think of is what cool thing you might get to do tomorrow
>Not the sight of ligaments on your back snapping like thread. Not the feeling of grinding against your skull that lifts away a weight you'd only just become accustomed to.


Ending it there for now

>>42959577
Love your green, writefag! Makes my day reading it.

>>42959577
Anon you better have some good defense to keep those pesky heroes from sweeping in the win, or at least have the perfect backstab for the Storm King when his inevitable betrayal happens. Then you can have that super magic rod.

>>42959577
where's the 'bin of the whole thing?

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I'm going to finish this Anon x Derpy story if it kills me!

>>42958448
>splitting from your mare
Never. There is no greater form of heresy.

>>42955910
>You're the winner of Frizziest Mane in Equestria competition three years running now, and the premier Party Pony in all the land - could (You) be anyone other than Pinkie Pie?
>Right now you're in your element
>No, not Laughter, silly!
>A Party!
>Sadly Fluttershy wasn't quite amenable to the idea of hosting Anon's 'Welcome to Ponyville' Party in her cottage
>You might've tried a little harder to win her over, but there was some weird vibes going on between her and Discord
>More than usual, even
>So you let it be and managed to convince the Cakes to close for the day so you could rent out the Bakery
>They were happy to do it, really
>Evidently Gale had passed through and made a good first impression, sharing some stories about some desserts Mrs. Shy had made growing up that sounded just wonderful!
>Upside Down Cloud Cake sounded really interesting
>You wondered if it actually featured clouds or if it was just white icing
>Either way you had made a note to get an idea of the recipe from Anon, or at least his best recollection
>You might be able to get a better idea from Fluttershy, but to be honest...
>That green stallion's been niggling at your mind this entire party
>Your Pinkie Sense hasn't been pinging you about anypony having a bad time tonight, even him
>But every time you catch sight of the Pegasi you honestly can't tell if he's having fun or not!
>And you swear he has to have his own Gale Sense because almost every time you check in from afar he catches you staring
>Makes eye contact, smiles that polite little smile of his, even waves
>But he hasn't approached you either, returning back to conversing with whoever he was currently engaged with
>(You've never seen someone engage in so much small talk)
>Which was... polite, true, it would be rude of him to just break off mid-talk to come over to you
>But even when he finishes naturally he'll often go get something to eat or find someone else to talk to
>Are you being avoided?
>With a bit of a pout you made a move to budge into the stallion's conversation
>But you were cut off by someone calling out
>"Hey Pinkie!"
>Cloudy Quartz didn't raise no rude filly, so you stopped to reply
>Drawing a genuine smile as you recognized one of your best friends, Rainbow Dash
"Heya Dashie! Having a good time?"
>"Totally! This party is awesome, you've really outdone yourself! Cooouldn't help but notice you standing around scowling though, thought I'd check in."
>You gasped internally
>Then, externally
"Oh, gosh! Really? Was I really making a face like that? I didn't even realize..."
>"Don't sweat it Pinks. What's up?"
>Rainbow Dash strode over to stand at your side, looking in the direction you had been
>It was her own turn to make a face pretty similar to that time you bit down on a raw lemon just to see how it tasted
>"Ah. You have an issue with the guest of honor, huh?"
>You gave your friend a puzzled expression, full on head tilt and all
"I wouldn't say an issue, really... do you, Dashie?"

>>42960839
>Rainbow Dash actually flinched at that
>"Well... kinda. We ran into each other today and Anon was a little frosty. He works up at the Rainbow Factory, y'know, and a few ponies up there are a little sore still about, uh... y'know. That thing I did."
>'That thing' seemed like a teensie weensie way to refer to her almost blowing up the Factory, but it'd been years so you probably didn't need to rub your nose in it
>You get the feeling Anon may have done that already
"Oh, no! Are you two alright?"
>"Oh, yeah. Anon wasn't happy, but we're still friends. Besides, I did put in a lot of work and bits towards repairing the whole thing, so it's not like I got off scott free. I think that helped. What's your deal then, since we're trading stories?"
>You couldn't help but rub at one of your forelegs with the other, suddenly feeling a little silly
>And not your usual kind, either
"I can't get a read on him, Dashie!"
>You looked away from your friend to stare over at Anon again
>Somepony must've told a joke or something because he and the two other ponies with him are sharing a chuckle
>A SENSIBLE chuckle
>Not even a real laugh!
"He hasn't played any of the games, not even a single round of Pin The Tail On The Pony! He's just... chatting! Quietly! Is he bored? Did I pick the wrong kind of music he likes to dance to? Are the streamers the wrong color?! I'M LOSING IT HERE!"
>Fortunately the Pony Pop playing over the speakers was loud enough that no one heard your screech that last bit
>Rainbow Dash simply let you get all that out before reaching out to wrap a foreleg around your withers
>"Ah, Pinkie. This makes sense. You don't really know Gale, huh? Trust me, as someone who grew around the Shy household, he's having a good time."
>You wiped at your eyes, a few stress tears having slipped out, and looked at Rainbow to continue
>"Y'know the foal story about Golden Locks and the Three Manticores? Fluttershy, Zephyr, and Gale are pretty much like them."
>Well that didn't help at all, to be honest
>Your dissatisfaction with that answer must've shown on your face because Dash just laughed at you and kept talking
>"The first Manticore's nest is too soft, right? That's Fluttershy. She's... well, she's shy. Doesn't like to get out too much. Trust me, she lived up to her name even more as a filly. Zephyr Breeze is too hard. He's like, the total opposite. Very outgoing but so focused on himself that he doesn't care if he's getting on everypony's nerves. And Gale... well, he's just right. I guess. Social and pretty good at reading ponies. He loves talking. Maybe he's not playing any games or dancing to your Sapphire Shores playlist, but you've given him a lot of new ponies to meet. He's definitely having a great time. Why not go up and ask him? It's not like you to be afraid to strike up a conversation."

>>42960842
>You didn't consider it at first, but Rainbow makes a good point. Sure, all Anon's been doing tonight is chatting up... basically everypony, but it's not like he's actually looked bored or displeased
>Standing up just a bit straighter, you gave Dash a grin and nodded your head so hard something tucked in your mane jangled loudly
"You're right! I'm just being silly, huh? I'm gonna go right up to that stallion and see how he's doing, like I should've in the first place!"
>Rainbow just gives you a pat on the back and gestures with her head to go on, letting you free
>But as you stride on up to the stallion of the hour, you're blocked
>Again
>This time though it's not by any random party invitee
>But by a chaotic contemporary of yours
>Discord slips right out from behind a chair that had no conceivable way of hiding somepony as big as him
>Amateur hour stuff, really
>Engaging Anon in conversation before you could, causing your cheeks to puff up with irritation
>"Ah, Gale! Enjoying the festivities, I hope?"
>Anon regards Discord warily
>But he does stand his ground
>"Up until a few seconds ago. What's your angle this time, then? Got the DNA results back from the boys in the lab yet?"
>You didn't really have any idea what that meant, though that was just part for the course with a conversation featuring Discord
>The God of Chaos simply snorted at that
>"Yes, yes, we all saw the logo. So you've gone that far to trick my dear best friend, so lets try a new avenue of attack, shall we?"
>With paws as fast as lightning the Spirit jabbed at the Pegasus and
>And
>Booped his snout
>Right in front of everypony
>Without consent!
>A range of gasps echoed out across the party at the sight of such a barbaric act
>Though they were paired up nicely with noises of confusion as the act seemed to force Anon's mouth to open
>Spitting out some sort of odd plastic-y looking thin rectangle
>It was black in color and had little windows on the sides
>There seemed to be some sort of ribbon suspended in there, just as dark as the container
>"Lets see how long you've really been in her life then, boy."
>And just like that, the God of Chaos shoved the box into one of his ears
>A static effect took over his eyes as a revving noise began to emit from the Draconequus
>"Just got to rewind the tape a bit... and back... and back..."
>Gale and the rest of you observed, dumbfounded at these proceedings
>"My, there is a lot of tape here. Bit further... a few more years... and... ULP. Oh. Oh no. Gross."
>"Hey, what do you mean gross? What are you seeing, exactly?"
>There was an odd tone of fear in Gale's voice as he questioned Discord
>"Ugh. Almost threw up in my mouth a bit there. I rewound too far back and got a front row seat to the night of your conception. I did NOT need to know how much Gusty Shy had going on down there... mortal copulation is so gross."
>Discord spat out the black box, which disintegrated into dust as it fell to the floor

>>42960845
>He began wiping his tongue off with his paws
>"Kind of regret asking, really could go without that mental ima... wait a minute! You said his name! You knew it! I knew you did! Who was that even for, man?"
>The God of Chaos opens his mouth to answer, but he's cut off by something quite unexpected
>"DISCORD!"
>Oh jeez
>Fluttershy makes her way through the crowd, actually stomp her hooves as she gives Discord her most peeved of expressions
>You haven't seen her this upset since she caught that one colt tricking his dog by pretending to throw their ball but actually hiding it behind his back
>"Of all the rudest things! How dare you embarass my little brother like this! And that complete breach of privacy! I've never..."
>Fluttershy's voice fades off as she
>To the amazement of the populace less accustomed to seeing her deal with the draconequus
>Floats up to nab one of his ears and lead him right out of Sugarcube Corner, scolding him all the way
>An action he even humors by letting it happen rather than... well, do literally anything else
>With them gone you could probably hear a pin drop, now
>You make eye contact with Anon
>He's trying to put on that small smile of his but you can see the distinctly uncomfortable look in his eyes
>You offer him a gentle smile of your own before spinning around and shouting at the top of your lungs
>"HEY PARTY PONIES! LETS STOP STANDING AROUND AND GET THIS BAKERY QUAKIN', HUH? I DECLARE A DANCE OFF!"
>And just like that the noise picks right back up as you storm the dance floor with a cavalcade of ponies
>You missed your chance but that's fine
>Chatting him up's going to have to wait, you need to get the attention off him and get this party back on track
>And the night is young, after all
>You have plenty of time

>>42960099
https://ponepaste.org/11685
why its right here

which alicorn would you like to be held by?

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>>42960851
Poor Anon, maybe he’s at the last 5 minutes if this Discord episode.
>>42960999
Imagine being Tempest, seeing this child, and thinking ‘Yeah, let’s make this colt even more broken.’

>>42960999
He may be broken, but his smile sure ain't

>>42960999
Trips of pain
Painanon

>>42960999
>>42961127
https://youtu.be/VKhpE-oNoGY?si=cVeblLZ7cQOr0O_M
>Tempest, why are we still here, just to suffer?
>Every night I can still feel my horn, and my wings

>>42960999
>Wowee, I Finally made it to ponyville!
>Why is there ponice tape covering sugarcube corner?
>Oh boy, is that rainbow dash? she looks worse than I do.
>At least its a nice day today!

>>42958724
Spoken like a true familychad.

>>42960959
A warm hug from Celestia would be pretty cool

>>42960999
>oh boy Rainbow Dash is taking me on a tour of the Rainbow Factory with Scootaloo!

>>42960999
I'm gonna write a patient file for this dude

>>42961763
>Patient Name: Unknown/Anonymous
>SEX: [M] TRIBE: [ALCN]
>Condition:
>Mane, tail & coat matted and dishevelled. Presence of ticks and fleas confirmed upon admission, emergency treatments killed off bulk of parasites but further hygiene measures must be maintained to ensure healthy fur and hair and reduce stress on Patient's system.
>Minor lacerations and bruising across body particularly in fore & hind legs.
>1/3rd of Left ear maimed, ear is drooped from damage to Cartlidge, corrective surgery required to restore damage and prevent permanent loss of ear-control.
>Mismatched pupil sizes, indicative of untreated concussion and/or ocular trauma.
>Malnourishment, ribs visible through coat, preliminary weighing revealed patient is 28% below average for foal of suspected age.
>Bite-Wound on left hind leg between fetlock & cannon. Presence of foreign dentition was discovered in wound. Wound is infected and hot to the touch, surgery required to prevent loss of limb and strip away infected tissue.
>Horn damage. Patient's horn has been maimed with examination revealing Biothaumic damage associated with a severe mana-surge paired with blunt force trauma, internal leylines around base of horn in critical condition. Surgery required to grind down remains of horn and remove damaged leylines, veins and 'shrapnel' around horn base.
>Wing damage. Patient's wings have been maimed below the elbow joint, the limbs are in dire condition displaying signs of necrosis where the rest of the limbs were severed. Amputation required to prevent further risk to Patient's health.

>Care plan/Further steps:
>Surgery to prevent loss of life.
>Surgery to prevent permanent/further disability.
>Hygiene treatment to restore coat and hair to healthy state.
>Dietary treatment to bring patient up to healthy weight.
>Therapist requested to treat patient's mental/emotional state upon awakening.
>Social-Worker requested to locate Patient's family, medical history and provide, necessary, foster-care.
>Police notified of Patient's condition and admission.
>A hug.

>Additional notes:
>Somepony needs to notify the Princess/es. Dr.Horse has ordered double-security on his wing just in case somepony lets it slip who or rather what we have in the I.C.U. Frankly I'm shocked he's even alive, I'm even more shocked he keeps smiling in his sleep.

>>42961815
Summary of report, she's scared of and for patient. Will hug patient for their health.

>>42961815
Have you thought of doing more of these for other anon stallions/colts?
They're real interesting

>>42961894
Medical reports or short greens? I start alot of greens for random ideas since I have frankly too much time on my hands

>>42961899
Medical reports yeah
As for short greens any greentext is a good greentext

>>42961815
now I need to see nurse Redheart giving him a big 'ol hug.

>>42961905
I binge-read trust once lost so I could try doing some more medical shorts

>>42961815
Boy, he's a real clusterfuck.

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>Son, what is this "jee-five" you keep mumbling about?
>Come, it's almost time for dinner!
>Oh and you need to rehearse your speech for the peasants
>You should put in a bit about how easily I trounced Twilight Sparkle and took control of Equestria, I have an image to maintain as Queen

>>42962422
"Mom, why won't you let me date anyone?"
>"Courtship is between equals. Only another alicorn is worthy."
"There aren't any alicorns. The only ones you know about you want to murder."
>"That does limit your options. We'll look when I control everything."

>>42962090
>I could try doing some more medical shorts
DO IT!

>>42962431
date mom

>>42962431
>Mama Opaline takes over Equestria
>Search high and low for any trace of other alicorns
>Countless hunts turn up empty
>If this persists, you might have to marry your own mother
>Immediately redouble search efforts to avoid that fate
>Discover a small burrow deep in the Everfree Forest
>The place looks deserted with its dusty corridors and lifeless rooms
>Spot a purple alicorn mare tucked away in an the central library, frantically looking through a mountain of books
>Holy bits, it's Twilight Sparkle
>Mama will be so proud to hear you snuffed out one of her remaining rivals
>Prepare to attack with a beam of green magic
>Twilight spots you and drops her books
>Shockingly, she does not prepare a counter spell
>Instead you see fatigue and regret fight for dominance within her bloodshot eyes
>Twilight sighs and closes her eyes, offering nothing more than an apology in the names of her deceased friends
>You grit your teeth and prepare to fire
>The moon soon rises over the burrow
>Twilight opens her eyes to see you still standing there
>She asks why haven't you ended her life
>You remain silent
>Despite everything Mama Opaline taught you
>Despite every evil impulse that screams to kill her immediately
>You hesitate
>There are so few of your kind left in this world
>And even fewer chances to mate
>You've read the stories about Twilight and her friends
>Stories about their powerful elements
>Stories about their unbreakable bonds that protected your homeland time and time again
>Mama has always been fascinated by this "power of friendship", yet could not replicate it for obvious reasons
>Perhaps allowing her to live will benefit more than mere primal desires
>Without another word, you calmly walk over to the distressed mare
>Twilight opens her mouth to speak but you cut her off with a tender kiss
>Her eyes grow wild but ultimately close as she eagerly reciprocates
>It seems as though time has been cruel to Twilight as well
>How long as she been barricaded in this empty void all by herself
>How long has she been repressing her own needs and wants in the name of protecting Equestria
>The two of you explore feelings and sensations that almost feel make-believe
>Back and forth
>Back and forth
>The empty chasm of misery is briefly ignited by the passionate neighs and whinnies of your lovemaking
>For the first time in ages, you feel happiness
>Fulfillment
>Love
>Lust
>Hope
>Soon the sun rises again
>You awaken in a worn purple bed
>Twilight snuggles into you beneath the tattered sheets and contentedly mewls
>You lift the sheets and smile at her
>Twilight looks deep into your eyes and grins from ear to ear
>You can't imagine what's running through her mind
>But you do know one thing
>She's yours now, in heart and body
>You can't wait to tell Mama you found a wi-
>Oh bits
>What have you done

>>42960999
>>42961815
Still would take his place, I would have eternity to fix wings and a horn either way this sounds like a win.
Smile!

>>42962694
Anon, mom is going be disappointed.

>>42960999
>>42961815

>Be Rainbow Dash
>Speed itself
>Watching Ponyville's newest resident and expected winner of most upsetting to look at pony in history, Anon, from your cloud perch
>Cast on his hind leg from the timberwolf mauling, Left ear bandaged from where they had to cut off the damaged portion and permanently drooped, Horn ground down beneath the first groove and capped, Eyepatch over his right eye to let his damaged pupil heal, A black eye on the other, bruises practically everywhere, a tail & mane shaved a bit too short to cleanse it of bugs, ribs visible and of course the most obvious to her
>Those terrible bald spots in his coat, marred by awful X shaped stitches where they had to cut off his wings. Well, what was left of them.
>Imagine losing your wings? you'd sooner have nails driven into your hooves.
>He spots you on your perch and waves, precariously balancing on okay legs and one damaged
>You wave back and he beckons you down, curious what the little dude wants you hop down and tilt you head
>The guy doesn't speak ponish, something everypony quickly figured out in the hospital and again when they started permitting him to walk around the grounds with a nurse nearby but he has an almost mischievous look on his face
>"Whats up squirt?" you ask
>He says something in that weird-whacko language and shifts his body to the side nodding his head to his back
>You hesitate to look at the gnarly, upsettingly bare back but follow his gaze
>You scrunch in discomfort as he somehow wiggles the muscles of his wing bases, the bald flesh of his back flexing as if they were still connected to something
>He cackles at your expression

>>42960528
It's been quite a while but I'm still looking forward to when you finish the green, Inkslinger!

Brainstorm time anons, throw out an idea for our stallion, any idea. I'll start

>Anon role swaps with either spike or twilight herself

>>42963784
>The state takes Spike into custody to prevent a political shitstorm with the dragon kingdom
>Baby brother Non becomes Twilights assistant/housekeeper/whipping bitch

>>42963846
Anon was a homunculus spawned during Twilight's cutie mark surge, Spike was still hatched but was just adopted by velvet and nightlight instead of being twilight's pet

>>42963939
Jekyll and Hyde but it's Twilight and Anon

>>42963958
running gag of anon being ugly as fuck to ponies but looks normal to the viewer

>9

>>42963076
Anon is just happy he survived to make it to Equestria.

>>42963784
Anonstallion but he drop right at the very end of the series, like he pops into existence as an Earth Pony right as the villain trio get stoned so everypony thinks his existence is a byproduct of Harmony.
This makes Anon extra grumpy because he hated everything past like season 3.

>>42963784
Anonstallion somehow got joinked to Equestria by the Crystal Heart and no one knows for what reason. All assume it's some love related stuff but no one has any idea how to find that out for sure. Not even Caddy herself.

>>42963784
Anon is brought to Equestria just before any of the Mane 6 are even born yet

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>>42964627
>Be Anon
>living a peaceful life alone on the edge of the Everfree forest
>one particularly rainy day comes a knock on your door
>with a grunt of annoyance, you put your favorite book down and answer it
>to your shock, nopony is there, save for a small basket that writhes to and fro
>you see a blanket tucked into its top
>curiosity gets the better of you
>with a quick tug the blanket is pulled loose
>your mouth hangs open at the sight of 6 newborn foals squirming inside the basket
>a small orange foal falls out of the basket and begins to cry
>the other 5 immediately join in the symphony of sobbing
>you spot a small envelope beneath the purple one
>you grab it with your magic and tear it open
>curse this unbound curiosity!
>"please take care of these poor little ponies"
>no name
>of course there's no bucking name
>well you can't very well leave 6 foals out in the rain
>you pick up the basket and head inside, closing the door as fast as you can
>the foals settle down when you place their basket near the roaring fireplace
>some of them begin babbling incoherently while a few others settle in for a nap
>well they're adorable at least

>>42964562
>he hated everything past like season 3.
Cursed for being based. What a cruel fate.

>>42964723
>Anon was le epic atheist
>Turns out, there is a God
>For his punishment, he's sent into the worst part of his favorite horse show
>The mane6 is all grown up and he's stuck in creaturequestria
>Better yet, he's turned into a mudpony instead of staying human like he'd wanted
>To spite God, he'll do everything in his power to correct the series's failures and turn his hell into a paradise

>>42963784
Anon is brought to Equestria right in the middle of Celestia's court. However instead of him already being transformed all the nobles and the princess herself get to watch whatever forces that brought him over break his body down into magical goo and reform it into a pony. The former human is aware of it happening the whole time as well. Trauma for everypony involved!

>>42964706
i see what you did there

>>42964827
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Stallion Anon

>>42962422
>Being the son of this bitch
What a nightmare.

>>42964827
Gotta dethrone Twilight and reinstall Celestia.

>>42964827
>turn his hell into a paradise
So a good ending then.

Up.

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how would anonstallion deal with it?
the green menace was completely unaffected since she was already evil

>>42966497
By using it as lazily as possible. Getting the beer from the fridge without getting off the couch.

>>42966497
Anonstallion has way more variance than the generally agreed on anonfilly, so I guess it would depend. I think the smarter ones would toss it in a trunk or cupboard where it wouldn't cause much trouble, and even the more susceptible ones would probably just use it for low stakes stuff like making his house better or trying to impress mares

>>42966503
>"You could have it all, you know?"
>"Why stop at only one? Why not two, three? An entire kingdom of-!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I ONLY WANT ONE BEER RIGHT NOW!
>Anon roars, cowing the whispers inside his head with his own stubborn will
Fuckin' zigger jewellery tellin' me what it thinks I want. Fuck outta here...
>He mutters darkly as he rips open the tab and curtly chugs the beer suspended in that malicious red aura
>Sitting across from the grumpy green gpony, Twilight sips her tea primly with a fragile smile
>It could be in far, far worse hooves than his...

>>42966625
Becomes more crass, rude, and raciest. Still not interested in actually harming anyone. Can be convinced to use the power for good if it helps him out. More rain for apple cider.

>>42961815
Given the Sombra timeline has metal wings, I do wonder if you can pull off psychical therapy with the new robo wings.

>fallout equestria start
>anon is born in a stable where the experiment was pretty much vault 112
>anon grew up believing he was a human living on earth
>in reality he's a malnourished unicorn that's been under the influence of an experimental perception influencing spell with several other ponies
>he was brought back to reality when the stable got breached by raiders

>>42967137
He'll probably die. Vault dwellers are easy pickings when not protected by plot armor.

>>42964884
That actually has some promise. How would you hide that, explain that, or otherwise distract from such an event? Not to mention how fucked up Anon would be regardless of what form he's in.

>>42967219
Slave time!
And who knows, maybe there's a slaver queen who wants some vaultmeat to keep her bed warm

>>42967431
If it happens a bit before Luna's return then that would probably distract from it sufficiently enough. Even with a stern warning from Celestia about rumors there would still probably be some vague whispers around Canterlot about it. Although Luna could ask some fun questions about why so many nobles have the same nightmare.
Other points in time could have some fun ideas to add on too though. Placing the event midway between Luna's banishment and return would give a lot more creative freedom and not many stories seem to take place in that time period.

>>42967482
>An FoE story about a green slave pony being held captive by raiders
Gee, that sounds familiar.

>>42967722
Link?

>>42967729
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/47300/
I think there's another one but I don't know what it's called

>Anon becomes a stallion in Equestria
>Spends two seconds around any of the characters
>"You guys are assholes and I hate all of you."
>Goes back to being a NEET

>>42967137
>fallout equestria
Aren't Alicorns immortal? What happened to Celestia and Luna in the setting?

>>42968394
Luna is just dead, at least going by the original fic.
Celestia used a combination of magic and tech to transfer her consciousness and soul into a supercomputer.

>>42968400
So she's basically Mr House?

>>42968404
Kinda? Celestia is stuck in an isolated system with no way to message the outside world. All she can do is observe, at least until the very end of the fic when Pip finds the mainframe.

>>42968404
My first thought was The Master from the first game desu

>>42968418
The Master was just some vault dweller that fell into a vat of FEV before going crazy. House deliberately plugged himself into a computer.

Everything I've learned about FoE has been against my will.

I liked the rival Anon idea from the previous thread. One of the greens mentioned he was 'draped' in trinkets. Would they be magic items he's collected? Think any would be cursed or particularly legendary?

nature anon but not related to the sisters, just a random alicorn they knew of then had to kill.
he was their generation's opaline.

>>42969031
Picture your average high level DnD wizard, PCs often have a bunch of magic items just hanging all over for them.

>>42969031
>>42969071
>"Still collecting your little baubles, Anon?"
>Twilight points to all the charms, bands, and conspicuous items on Anon's cloak and mane
"Oh yes, but these days they're for more than just looks. Each one is magical in its own way. I've been all around the old and forgotten corners of Equestria, you see."
>he beams with pride and moves his head to show off as many of them as he can to Twilight and her friends
>"So now you're shoring up your own lacking magic skills with these, huh?" Twilight replies with an unimpressed venom
>Anon scoff indignantly
"As if! My magic is as sharp as ever. These are for things that would be impossible otherwise for either of us."
>this makes Twilight raise an eyebrow. "Like what?"
"Like--" he looks over what he's wearing and settles on a small shield shaped band on his left foreleg "--like this, watch."
>he takes a few steps away from the group so he's in the middle of the open road and assumes an open stance
"Go ahead, Twilight. Take your best shot."
>"Huh?"
"You heard right. Come on, center mass. You'll see." he taps the band
>Surprise turns to devious delight on her face as she starts charging a magic blast with her horn "Okay, if you say so, Anon."
>Rarity tries to voice her concern. "Twilight, dear, maybe you shouldn't-"
>the magic bursts forward towards the green stallion, who doesn't look the least bit worried about it
>contact!
>just as he planned the band prevents the blast from harming him, absorbing the magic into itself
>not just as he planned it doesn't stop him from being being knocked on his flank and being rolled into the wall of the nearby building from the recoil of the magic being absorbed
>"Anon!"
>the group rushes over to check on him
>when the dust dies down they find him dusting himself off but wobbly on his legs
"See? *cough* Bet you couldn't do that."

>>42969257
Twilight is the dork that worships Star Swirl, the guy with bells on his hat.

>spawn in as griffon anon
>immediately beaten and deported to griffonstone

>>42969422
>kill self because nothing is worse than griffonstone

>>42968533
Kind of fitting for the theme.

>>42969348
"And how is this any different? He even had them going down his cloak."
>"It's different because they were regal and he earned them. Yours are magic artifacts that should be in vaults or museums, not being paraded around like fashion accessories."
"Psh, you can just admit you're jealous, Twilight."
>"Jealous!? Why would I be jealous of- of- CHEATING!"
>Anon's eyes go wide to the sound of glass shattering
"You take that back."
>Twilight just snorts in response
>cue another dustcloud of violence

>>42969719
“You have some nerve calling me a cheater! You bumble your way through every magic spell.”
>”My magic is well documented and ground in research, not baubles for shortcuts.”
“I’m sorry, who was it that twisted their closest friends with cutie mark dysphoria and got rewarded for it with wings?”
>”I earned the wings when I completed the spell, also I’m Princess Twilight thank you very much.”
“Manure, I can see it now. A Magic problem occurs ‘I know I’ll remove all Magic from every pony’, or something inane like that.”
>”I would never!”

>>42969448
Better than being a yak

>>42968400
>Best Princess is dead
>Sunbutt is dead, and Less Wrong
Fucking hell. Why write MLP fics if you hate MLP that much?

>>42969974
Fallout autism + MLP autism.

>>42969974
Because fanfics where everyone just sits around and everything is fine forever are... fucking boring, anon?

>>42969983
A story where Captain Picard and his whole crew die of turbocancer then explode, and my self-insert OC wanders around the Enterprise chewing on the wiring, would be a shitty Star Trek fanfic.

>>42969974
It's supposed to be a post-apocalypse for a reason.

>>42968391
>we're back to grumpy hermit anon
Full circle baby

>>42970105
Fallout was always post-post-apocalyptic. There were both crazy evil scum and people that were gradually rebuilding. Luna being dead and Celestia being Mr House is fine for an edgy oneshot focusing on them, but less useful for a setting. They are literally immortal.

>>42970293
Do you have any fanfics with grumpy hermit anon or anonstallion?

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>celestia overhearing twilight and rival!anon arguing for the fifth time today

>>42971305
“Dear Princess Celestia,
Anon is a fag—
Teiligh is btch
Shove it


This is Spike, I’m sorry.

>>42970882
What would grass taste like? Salad?

>>42971714
Just go outside and put a couple blades in your mouth, anon.

>9

Slide save.

>>42972021

>>42971740
Not the same when you’re not a horse.

>>42972455
Have you tried?

>>42972763
Yes.

>>42971305
>>42971492
>be celestia
>it's the grand galloping gala
>you sip on your tea and pretend to be interested in whatever it is that a random noble is babbling about
>suddenly there's a crash, the sound of glass breaking and ponies screaming
>twilight and anon are fighting
>again
>what would normally be a figurative horn measuring contest turned into a full-on hoof fight between the two
>applejack says that twilight threw the first hoof
>you and everypony else watch the two roll around on the floor swearing, pulling manes and name calling
>eventually twilight gets anon pinned to the ground while straddling him
>the two pant and stare at each other for a minute before furiously kissing each other and hoofing at each other's clothes
>you always thought the two should just fuck and get it over with, but you never expected it to happen on the floor in front of everypony during one of the biggest events of the year
>you said you wanted something exciting to happen, but you didn't mean this

You think rival Anon would be a grizzled vet in the Sombra war timeline? Are Anons themselves the crux of some of the 'failed' timelines?[/spoilers]

>>42973026
>but you didn't mean this
Deep down, I bet she secretly cheers them on though. This will be a Gala that everyone will remember.

>>42973026
"You don't know how long I've wanted to do that."
>the two unicorns catch their breath while holding each other
>still on the hard floor
>but at least behind an improvised privacy curtain, courtesy of Pinkie
>"I can imagine. I'm just glad I wasn't having some weird, one sided crush."
"Yeah, nothing weird about it. Right, Princess Celestia?"
>she's been craving her neck over the curtain the whole time
>she nods in approval

>>42973262
craning, fuck it's late. I shouldn't try greentexting while drowsy

>>42973262
Then they start fighting who gets to be on top.

Anon was for a time Twilight's but rival but that faded out for whatever reason being replaced with an arguably more intense rivalry with Shining Armour.
Tea at the crystal palace between Twilight and Cadence has became slightly awkward when their husbands decided to finally 'settle this once and for all'

>>42973143
He's their master chief.
>source
He's green.

>>42973532
>Now it's Twilight's turn to watch Anon and Shining aggressively fuck each other on a marble floor

time is a flat circle

>Be you
>Prettiest princess in all the land
>Most knowledgeable pony about friendship, Twilight Sparkle
>Your rival decided to crash a party at your castle
>Mortifying enough on its own made worse for the presence of friends, family and ponyvillians alike
>Demanding yet another rematch, another magic duel
>You could just brush him off, order him as princess to begone, threaten him with arrest, let applejack, shining armour, rainbow, Alot of ponies, 'give him a whoopin for talkin to ya like that' but he won't take no for an answer
>"We finish this once and for all today." he demanded
>So together with your rival you flew out to the empty fields surrounding ponyville where nopony else could get hurt, assuming this duel would go on for longer than a minute
>Which it wouldn't, only a pony like Star Swirl or Starlight could stand hoof to hoof with an Alicorn
>And Anon was certainly no Starlight Glimmer
>You should easily be able to overwhelm your so-called 'rival'
>Or so you thought
>He'd somehow gotten better. Much better.
>Shield spells, Teleporting, Physical enhancement charms (or the result of exercise who knows), energy blasts, telekinetic-based flight even deflecting or blocking her own casts!
>"Whats wrong Twiggy? getting tired? TOO MANY HAYBURGERS YOU PURPLE PIGGY?!" he taunted
>Infuriating stallion.
>You grit your teeth and focus, this pest, this jerk, this muscle-bound grumpy, won't go to the park with you JACKASS who always pushed you to ensure you were the best won't get the best of you. Ever.
>You're a Princess, an Alicorn, one of if not the most powerful pony alive, what is Anon but a vagrant with an inferiority complex and too many dumbbells over books.
>You try to avoid looking at the crowd gathered on the hill who conveniently appeared right as he took the upper hoof and send you sprawling through some mud
>At least most of the ponies up there are your friends and family, they won't hold it against you too much if you look a bit silly
>You snort and fling him away with your magic, maybe a bit too hard but he'll live
>He predicably gets up and glares at you, you return his gaze harsher
>Like the thrum in your teeth before lightning strikes the two of you power up an attack spell each lost in the rush of rivalry
>Purple and Green magic slam into one another in the air hard enough to send bursts of air flying out in all directions and lashes of magically-charged energy to score the ground
>You growl and push forward, you ARE stronger.
>Your magic swells and overwhelms his, enveloping the green in glorious purple
>If you could see through the blinding haze of magic between the two of you you'd see the stallion's hooves making grooves in the dirt as he's pushed backwards by the force of your spell, refusing to break off his own cast to foolishly stand his ground
>You didn't see the light flare in his eyes

>>42973601
>You think you have it in hoof when he makes a noise halfway between a laugh and a roar, a noise of defeat, only for your magic to suddenly spill out over a renewed cast from your rival
>He double casted.
>He cast a new spell while maintaining his attack!
>And now SOMEHOW his magic has been restored enough to not only push back but force your spell backwards far enough that the two are now evenly met in the middle
>A purple-green star thrashes and writhes in the air fed by two immense streams of mana
>You growl in frustration, a growl that turns into a sharp cry as you give it all you've got
>Anon like always copies you, pouring all he's got into his spell trying to outdo you again
>Back and forth the orb of magic between the two spells thrashes with neither stream able to overwhelm the other
>Like cracks in ice the star begins to break apart, light spilling from the wounds in its surface
>Then like a supernova, it bursts shattering itself and both spells apart
>After the wind stops rushing you pant and gasp for air on shaky legs barely holding you up
>You cast your gaze over to Anon, from his higher position he looks down at you
>Sweat pouring from his coat, mane blow out every which way and chest heaving
>For a moment, you though you saw something glowy and green flared at his sides
>Almost like wings, but that would be impossible
>A magic-drained brief hallucination or the embers of his spell nothing more
>Ascension can't be earned like that, not by him certainly. right?
>He grins down at you before promptly passing out and falling from the stony pillar he'd perched upon

>>42973026
>>42973262
Candy ass isn't sure how she feels about this

>>42973674
Love blooms on the battlefield.

>>42973626
Ha, I win Anon, feinting makes me the winner!

Anonymous Rex is now a Total War: Equestria legendary lord
What traits, army effects and campaign mechanics does he have?

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>>42973026
>>42973674
>Be pink
>Be tall
>Be the loveliest one of all
>Yep, you must be Cadance
>And right now you're feeling... itchy?
>There's a phantom itch somewhere in your horn
>You can't quite tell why
>It's driving you crazy
>Is it some kind of... love sense being triggered?
>It feels like love, but not quite
>Probe at it with your magic
>The feeling pings in your horn
>It feels like...
>You gasp, then a giddy smile splits your features
>Is that Twilight?!
>She's found love?!
>Probe further
>Your mind's eye lets you see the red string of destiny connecting her to her love!
>It's a little faint, but it's there
>You obviously can't resist knowing who her beau is
>Who is the stallion that's captured Twilight's-
>It's Anon
>You shake your head
>It can't be
>You have nothing against him personally
>But every time you babysat Twilight, Anon would be the first thing she'd rant about
>You swear you could've milled wheat into flour in Twilight's mouth with how her teeth used to grind together
>You check again; obviously you'd made a mista-
>Still Anon
>The pulsing, itching feeling intensifies
>You come to a concerning conclusion after a few minutes
>Okay...
>Twilight and Anon are having sex
>Right now
>Wait, isn't the Grand Galloping Gala supposed to be happening right now?
>yfw you read about the aftermath in the next morning's paper
>yfw Shiny goes on the warpath after reading about the aftermath in the next morning's paper

>>42974204
Woop surfer bro’s sorry tail.

>>42973026
>>42973262
>>42974204
one of their cartoon fight balls swerves into the bedroom and under the blankets and they start bouncing around under there like how Sims have sex

>>42974175
Maybe some sort of 'Canon Scale' where his armies and settlements get bonuses based on how close or how far you stay to the show's canon. Reach the farthest end of either side and you get a access to a big powerhouse unit with specialization based on which side you reached. And for fun and reference to powerscale Anon give him Gor-Rok levels of durability and fuck-shit-up-itude

>>42974204
Oh yeah, Shining surely won't like this at all.

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>>42974859
>"YOU BUCKED MY SISTER?!"
"hey she punched me and then decided to use me as a meat dildo, I'M the victim here!"
>shining armor: pic

>>42974859
"Why do I feel like my life is in danger?" Anon thought as Shining was paratrooper dropped over his home

>>42975048
Solder boy here forgets he's all defense.

>>42975048
>The prince and the captain of the guard (later ascended prince) are rivals
Now that could cause some tensions.

>>42975138
>Be big, buff and have a bright white coat
>You can confidently say that you are indeed Shining Armor
>You are also hiding in a bush
>This isn't the first time you've hidden in a bush
>This time it's not because of something you did
>And neither is it a wet and rainy night in the hills on a special forces training exercise
>Your jaw is tight and your eyes are focused on the door nearby
>Buck YOUR sister, did he?
>In public, was it?
>This green menace will know the meaning of fear and pain at your hooves
>As soon as he steps out of his front door, he's gonna be locked in The Thunderdome with you
>And Twily is WRONG, The Thunderdome is NOT a lame name for a temporary wide-range static forcefield, thank you very much
>Sure, it's been a few hours
>But he's gotta leave sometime
>And when he does
>He's in for a universe of hurt

>Be a mean, green spellslinging machine
>With a dark, luscious mane that makes mares swoon
>Indeed, you are the premier unicorn scholar and collector of magical artifacts
>The one and only Anonymous
>And you are peeking out from behind the blinds of your living room window
>There's a white stallion "hiding" in your hydrangeas
>Is that war paint under his eyes?
>Far be it from you to tell ponies how to get their jollies off
>And he's not exactly causing harm by being there, per se
>But you'd prefer if he did it somewhere else
>Literally anywhere that isn't in your vicinity would be nice
>After another moment, you shrug and trot back to your study to ponder a cool orb you found on one of your many expeditions
>If the weirdo's still there in three hours then you can always teleport to the nearest guard station

>>42975762
>you can always teleport to the nearest guard station
Gotta wonder what the guards say when someone reports their literal leader.

>>42975766

>It's another quiet evening in Canterlot
>The Gala was a bit of a circus but fortunately there's been no string of copycat floorfuckers around town
>Keep that nonsense for the royals, thank you very much
>White a white coat and blue eyes, you're... pretty much any Royal Guard
>Though take that helmet off and the folks down at Donut Joe's would recognize you as Rough Rider
>You're already envisioning the bearclaw you're going to order down at Joe's when a great flash of green fills your vision
>Along with the cracking sound of teleportation
>Despite being temporarily blinded you still take up a defensive position
>Though when you sight returns you blanch
>Shit
>It's the green one from that whole Gala Fornification Fiasco
>"Ah good, there you are, sir. I'd like to report a stalker!"
>You paused
>Well, so long as he doesn't try to rough you up and fuck you next, might as well take him seriously
"Right... where is this, and can you give me a description, son?"
>"There's a shifty looking unicorn hiding in my bushes back home. White coat, electric blue mane and tail. He keeps staring at my door and firing sparks from his horn. There's a crazed look in his eyes. I think he's going to rape me."
>Wait a minute...
>White coat, blue mane, crazy eyes...
>And this stallion and Twilight Sparkle...
"Celestia's teats. Son, I am absolutely not getting involved in this. You just let Twilight Sparkle's brother give you your lumps, got it? Get out of here before he thinks I'm trying to hide you or something."

>>42975808
Somehow, I don't think Anon will take this one lying down.

>>42975808
>Anon has to go to Twilight to hide from Shining
>Twilight starts berating her brother about how stalking her coltfriend is crossing the line
>Anon and Shining both say "coltfriend?"

>>42976133
And it gets even more interesting now.

>>42976558
oh shit for real

>>42973026
Sucks to be Trixie

>>42976689
>"Sure hate that stuck up Twilight, right Anon?"
"She's carrying my child, Trixie."
>"What"

>>42960851
>The night is no longer young
>Middle-aged, if you had to gauge it, given that it's something like 2AM
>Despite all odds, (You) are still Pinkie Pie
>And unfortunately, you didn't get the chance to chat up the guest of honor like you wanted to
>When you were just staring at Anon chat up every pony at the party, no one even sidled up until Rainbow Dash
>But when you tried to make an effort Discord showed up
>Committed illegal snout booping tactics
>From there it was a whirlwind of taking on all challengers on the dance floor
>A spontaneous bout of karaoke
>And last but not least competitive Pin The Tail On The Pony
>You're still very impressed with Rarity's time of 12 seconds from spin to pin
>But none of that let you get close to Anon
>The will of the party works in mysterious ways, sometimes
>Still, he's supposed to be here for a week
>There'll be time, surely
>For now though, with all the guests cleared out, it's time to get to cleaning!
>The Cakes will need the storefront for tomorrow, after all
>Can't leave it in such a state
>Pinkie Pie delivers the best parties around
>But she always leaves the space better than she found it
>Plus you do live here, even if it's in the form of a room upstairs
>As you open the closet to rummage for a broom
>You're surprised to find it's not there
>Odd, Mrs. Cake usually keeps the cleaning supplies well stocked and stored just in case any of your experimental baking gets out of hoof
>Which it totally hasn't in the past month
>A new record!
>Those marzipan brownies were touch and go, but you prevailed
>You're on the precipice of daydreaming about past confectionary glories when you hear a noise behind you
>The sound of bristles scraping against wood
>Turning to investigate you're shocked to find rather than either of the Cakes
>The guest of honor himself
>Gale Incognito
>Sweeping up some of the fallen confetti into a sizeable pile
>Your first thought is a sheepish admission that you were right about doubting whether or not you had affixed the decorations properly
>The second -
"Whoa! Whoa whoa, whoa! Anon, what're you doing?"
>Frowning, you trot on over to close the distance
>Anon offers you an expression of confusion before spitting the broom handle into his hooves
>"Tidying up? Can you believe that everypony just left the Corner like this? I'm shocked, honestly."
>You shake her head hard enough to get some of the cowbells in your mane to jangle loudly
"'Non, that's real nice and all, but that's part of the Pinkie Pie Party Experience! I bring the Party Cannon, I clean up the debris. It'd be no fun to ask the guests to pick up!"
>Ending a fiesta with 'alright now everypony pick up!' would definitely be a downer
>Anon doesn't seem to agree though, shaking his head as he suddenly rears up on his hind legs, carrying the broom in his forelegs to resume sweeping while talking

>>42977109
>"Well, part of the Gale Incognito Party Experience is not leaving a giant mess for the host to have to clean up. C'mon, we'll get this done quicker together."
>You're on the verge of trying to talk Anon out of his intentions when you realize
>This is perfect!
>You wanted to talk to the stallion
>And now there's no guests or Spirits of Chaos to interrupt or take his attention away
>So, instead you beam at him and rush to join him in dealing with the mass amount of decorations all over the Corner
>There's a brief period of silence as you work to gather up all the deflated balloons and fallen streamers
>The confetti too takes some time and concentration, given how much of it you were throwing around
>Just when you find the opportunity to try and start a conversation
"So, how did you enjoy-" "I wanted to say thank you, by the-"
>Apparently he recognized the opportunity, as well
>Anon simply grins and motions towards you with his free foreleg
>"Sorry, go ahead."
>You give him a questioning look, but take the lead
"So, did you enjoy the party? I hope it lived up to all the stories you've heard!"
>Anon bundles up the mass of streamers to place them in the garbage bag
>"Absolutely - honestly, the stories seem tame compared to what went down tonight. I didn't even know you could play Pin The Tail On The Pony competitively, but you made it work!"
>The earnest praise draws an even wider smile on your face, and you can't help the sigh of relief that follows it up
"That's good... I was worried there a little bit, to be honest."
>Anon seems confused as well, but seems to come to an understanding
>"Because of that incident with Discord? That did make things a bit awkward, but you recovered the mood really well. I wanted to thank you for that. It's not often I'm left speechless like that."
>You can't help but grimace at the mention of Discord
>What is his problem, anyway?
"Yes, that did worry me, but... I was really worried you weren't having any fun even before that!"
>"What do you mean?"
"Well... it's just, aside from big group things like the Pin The Tail competition, you... didn't really do much else but talk to ponies. No dancing, no karaoke, none of that! I was afraid that I'd messed up and you didn't like anything I had planned."
>The admission makes your face burn with some embarrassment
>Rainbow Dash assured you that Anon was enjoying the party, but part of you couldn't help but doubt
>Anon frowned sympathetically, seeming to consider things
>"I'm sorry if I caused you distress, Pinkie. I absolutely didn't mean to. Truth be told, I've got four left hooves when it comes to dancing, and my singing voice isn't terribly impressive outside of Heart Songs. But I promise you that I still enjoyed listening and watching people have fun with those activities. Plus, I got to meet so many new ponies tonight."
>You nodded along, making mental notes to add to Anon's file down in the Party Planning Cave

>>42977113
"Dashie told me you liked talking to new ponies, but it's still reassuring to hear. Did you make a lot of friends tonight, 'Non?"
>Anon laughed at that as he started to work on sealing up what few muffins and cup cakes were left on the counter
>It was pretty rare that you had anything left over after a party that ran as long as this
>"I'd like to say yes. The folks here in Ponyville are certainly some of the most interesting bunch I've met in some time. Vibrant, quirky, and with some interesting goings on. I suppose living next to the Everfree and housing a Princess does make for unique problems. It was a challenge to help them."
>Now that's confusing
"Is that... fun, for you? Talking out other ponies problems?"
>Anon considered that, resting one foreleg on the counter while the other tapped at his chin
>"In a sense, I suppose. It's what my cutie mark is telling me, you know?"
>He gestured with his chin towards his flank
>Emblazoned with a question mark, with two blue stripes crossed over it to simulate a gale of wind
>It reminded you of Fluttershy's other brother's mark
>Though you were pretty sure Zephyr Breeze's moved in the opposite direction
"Ooh, windy. What does it mean? I love hearing Cutie Mark stories!"
>Anon got off the counter to rest on all fours again, staring at his mark
>"When I first received it, I had just finished getting my mane done by my older brother, Zephyr Breeze. You've met, right?"
>You nodded, you didn't really get to know Fluttershy's first brother, but you've definitely met him
>That's another party you need to work on
>"He was talking about Rainbow Dash - he had the biggest crush on her as a colt, and I get the feeling he's still got a bit of a torch for her to this day. Anyway, I asked her what they even had in common, given her action-filled lifestyle and his more seditary slant. He always liked to talk up new, flashy, 'easy' careers to try and impress mares. I told him I thought it was better to live a life that makes yourself happy first and foremost, and... well, there it was."
"So it's... an advice giving Cutie Mark?"
>"I suppose so. I joked with my brother when I met him after his first pass at a Mane Therapy Course that I could 'hear his heart call' when I found him despairing over his failure, but honestly, it's not inaccurate. I can't explain it, but I do feel a bit of a pull towards ponies that need somepony to talk to. Whether it's because they're upset, need a sounding board, or want a second opinion before they commit to something..."
>Anon paused, and stared you right in the eye
>"Weather management's my job. I enjoy working with the cities of Equestria to make sure everypony's getting the rain and shine that they need, but I don't think I could ever feel half as satisfied with it as I feel when I see the light come back to a pony's eyes because I was there to help them."
>Something washes over you with that

>>42977118
>A palpable force of conviction in that statement that almost bowls you over
>And a sense of... comradery
"I totally understand! Parties are fun and all, but I don't host them just for that! Raising a pony's spirits with a fiesta, praising their accomplishments with celebrations, or even just making their presence feel acknowledged and that we're all happy to meet them with welcoming jamborees... that's what I love the most about what I do, because I want to make everypony smile!"
>An odd, foreign sensation of sheepishness grips you suddenly
"I mean... that's how I feel, at least. Maybe that seems way different than what you do. More... foalish."
>You can't help but duck your head
>Are those things really equivalent, or did you speak without thinking?
>"Maybe. But I think if there's a wrong way to mend a heart, your parties definitely don't qualify as such. Whether it's a one-on-one conversation or trying to cram an entire town in a bakery to celebrate, what matters is that the pony's spirit is lifted, don't you think?"
>Anon finishes putting the cupcakes away, before turning and flashing you a bright smile
"Yeah!"
>And you give him one right back
>"Now... I think the sound system still needs to be dismantled. And I believe Rainbow mentioned you being interested in mom's Upside Down Cloud Cake?"
>With a vigorous nod, you join him in approaching the stereo
>The rest of the night featured a lovely swapping of dessert recipes and a steadily paced cleaning of Sugarcube Corner until it sparkles
>And, most importantly, making a new friend

>>42977122
Great entry anon

>>42976924
>Trixie bucks down Twilights library door
>"The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is here to take back her husbando Anonymous!"
>Anon and Twilight break up their hoof holding and kissing session
>They have their wedding bands on their horns already
>Trixie later that night watched shitty soap operas on her viewing crystal and ate an entire tub of ice cream while sobbing

>>42976558
>downloading or streaming content can lead to a terrorist offence conviction
Jesus. If the bar is that low, you can just skip this part and go straight to pipe bombing something. It's literally the same before this "law".

>>42977122
Pinkie friendship unlocked. That wasn't hard.

>>42977271
Shame, she could've won the anonstallion bowl this time.

>>42977485
Maybe in another universe.

>>42977271
>"Why not Trixie, Starlight!?"
>"I dunno. Twilight has a house, status, magical ability, history. While you live in a trailer and scrap for money."
>"You're a terrible friend."
>"Ooooh, right. I should have lied right? To make you feel better."

>>42976924
>My
not
>Our child
hmmmm

>all of the different anonstallions and colts are brought into a shared arena
>as spectators
>all of the respective anons wives, fillyfriends and those who are crushing on their anon are in the arena
>the winner of the waifu war gets the title of "best mare" and gets a boon granted to them by discord

>>42977147
Thanks chief, this one was a bit of a slog to get out. Dialogue continues to be my greatest weakness.

>>42977937
"She's carrying our child, Trixie."
>"TWILIGHT STOLE OUR CHILD!?"

>9
Absolutely not, stallions.

>>42978147
Now that would be devious.

>>42978519
>>42978147
Twilight uses the time travel spell so that the timeline where Anon gets with Trixie doesn't occur.

>>42978492
Release us from this suffering

>>42978526
That is called saving her coltfriend, I mean the timeline

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my greatest work yet
>You are spike

>>42978848
That's... not as terrible as it could be.

>>42978848
>"So... you gonna collect gold, gems, that sorta stuff when you're a big dragon? Have a hoard and all?"
>"Mares."
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Hoard of mares."

>>42978744
No aspect of the ride ever ends, anon.

>>42978997
Hoard of mares just build a town. DragonAnon calls it Mare as well.

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>>42958156

>>42978848
>"A baby Dragon! Oh I've never seen a baby dragon before, he's so cute!"
>Anon looks back to Twilight with the biggest shit-eating grin he can manage

>>42978848
night vision spike

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>>42979665
nightmare vision is more like it

>be you
>normie human anon
>lurking on your favorite mongolian basket weaving forum and occasionally posting blatant bait
>suddenly you're not in your room
>you're in a void of ever shifting colors with random objects spontaneously popping in and out of existence
>the sound of laughter fills the air
>a flash, a pop and the sound of a whoopie cushion deflating occupies the appearance of...
>it
>"Oh come now, calling me an it? Not very polite of you!"
>you try screaming but you have no face
>"You won't need eyes to see here, oh I just LOVE references! Welcome my little human I am Disco- stop screaming in your mind it is VERY loud."
>Discord, his name now forced into your mind, sighs
>"Ugh I put in all this work for someone who doesn't appreciate showmanship. Here, have your face back you big baby."
>you take a breath with your returned mouth and get ready to scream again
>a lions paw covers your mouth
>"Enough of that. Ahem! I, Discord, have brought you here today to offer you a deal!"
>Discord snaps his fingers and a mirror pops into reality
>It shows you a chaotic landscape and two ponies with wings and horns, one white and one blue facing off against...
>"Yes yes I'm here and there at the same time, don't think too hard about it your poor brain will melt. Anyways I will shortly be turned into a statue and I don't know about you but I believe being petrified will be rather boring."
>Discord grabs the mirror and takes a bite out of it like a cookie
>"During my time being petrified I want some entertainment, so my offer is this: I will give you the opportunity of a lifetime! You get to live in Equestria and you get to do whatever your chaotic little self wants to do. And I get to see through your eyes, well everything that's Y7 of course, you mortals get up to nasty business behind closed doors. Or out in public, I don't judge. Much."
>you agree with his deal because you want to get away from him as soon as possible
>"Oh how daring! Agreeing to a binding contract without reading the figurative fine print! The part you didn't let me say, was that I am going to give you a pony body so you fit in! Now lets play dress up!"
>Discord pulls a full body sized mirror from behind your ear and sets it down
>Discord snaps his fingers and you turn into a winged and horned green stallion with... is that broly's hair?
>"Nope, too OP."
>snap
>you're now a small malnourished looking winged unicorn with a moon on its butt
>"Too small"
>snap
>now you're a winged unicorn with a white mane and a butt tattoo that looks like three question marks
>"...next."

>>42979897
>this goes on for an hour
>Discord looks annoyed and frustrated
>"Ugh! You know what, no more alicorns!"
>he snaps his fingers and you're a...winged unicorn. or rather an alicorn.
>"There we go! You my friend are Anonymous the Pegacorn! Completely different from an Alicorn! Just one more detail, your cutie mark!"
>you see an eight pointed star with a question mark pop into existence on your butt
>"There we go! Now off you go! Oh, one last thing! You won't remember this."
>snap
>you wake up with a migraine in an empty field

>>42979899
Anon is like ‘Not this shit again.’

>>42979899
kek'ed at the references

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>>42975762
>Anon for the next few hours

>>42976133
"That was a hate fuck, Twilight, I'd hardly say that warrants a relationship."
>"YOU FUCKED ME IN FRONT OF THE PRINCESS!"
"I've fucked plenty of creatures in front of plenty of royalty"
>"Bullshit!"
"I know you can hardly comprehend the idea of leaving your room to see the real magic in the world, let alone imagine going to another country, but try to use that mind you pretend to have"
>"UGH! I can not believe I ever thought you were anything more than the bratty colt I knew decades ago"
"I can't believe you let me fuck you, colour me impressed that you were able to actually surprise me. For once in your life"
>The two argue and bicker as usual
>Shining simply sighs as memories of the same from when they were a filly and colt come back to him

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>>42948469

>You were totally lost.
>You had no idea how to think like Celestia.
>What could she have done?
>You-
>Your eyes were drawn to the rift.
>It’d be your way out.
>Luna shivered, still pinned to your floof.

>You sprung into action.
>The chevron on your horn lit up with a tingle.
>Your magic enveloped young Luna as you leaped towards the rift.
>She was very heavy and you more dragged her than lifted her, but did get her on your back.
>”Whoa! What are you-”
>Startswirl twitched.
>His horn lit and a protective bubble formed around him.
>But he never was your target.
>Your legs burned in agony as you forced more then twice your body weight to turn towards the tear in an instant.

>The silvery surface felt off.
>Diving through it left an intense itch all over your skin.
>It was quiet on the other side.
>Until you pulled Luna through, at least.
>She made a quiet eep as her ears perked up.

>It was a small, windowless room with walls of rough stone bricks and just a simple hay bed with a bucket next to it in it.
>There wasn’t even a door.
>”No, no, no. Not again.”
>Luna’s voice was the barest hint of a whisper, barely audible.
>Your ears perked up as she lifted her front hooves up to cover hers.
>There was…
>You turned your head and swiveled your ears all around.
>...nothing to hear.
>The silence was absolute.
>”Get out. Get out. I don’t want you.”
>Apart her whispers.
>She had her head turned away from you as she rocked back and forth.
>”Get out of my head. Get out of my head. GET OUT!”
>You twitched at her sudden shout.

>>42980082

>It was followed by silence.
>But, the silence was no longer total.
>Somewhere beneath it, at the very edge of hearing, was slithering and skittering.
>It made the hair on your neck stand up.
>”Just leave me alone. Leave me alone. It’s all I ask.”
>It got closer, despite Luna’s pleas.
>Clicking, skittering, swarming, slithering…
>And whispering.
>You couldn’t make out the words.

>Then, a sudden tearing sound put an end to it.
>There was a short moment of silence before a dark purple mist began pouring in through the tiny cracks between the stones on the walls.
>Luna had her eyelids squeezed shut as she muttered something to herself.
>You…
>You recognized that mist.
>It pooled on the floor until it was about ankle deep, then gathered in front of you.
>It turned into a twirling pillar and, with a crack, morphed into Nightmare Moon.
>”What do we have here?”
>Her voice was soft – as soft as hers could be, which meant a bit less cold and harsh.
>”I’m impressed you managed to find your way into my first prison. But, how did you bring her here?”
>Her lips curled into the tiniest hint of a smile as she looked at you before turning to point at Luna.
>”Well, no matter. We can talk about it later. I need your help, now.”
>She slashed at the air with the hoof she was pointing with, producing a tearing sound and leaving behind a glowing cross.
>Her horn flashed, and with another tear, the cross opened up into a hole large enough for her to walk through.
>There was nothing but darkness inside it.
>You glanced at Luna, who was still shivering and covering her ears, at the silvery tear that brought you here, and finally at the warm-ish smile on Nighmare’s lips.
>”I know you’ve missed me, but our fun has to wait a little. Now, come. We have no time to waste.”

What would you like to do?

https://ponepaste.org/8634

You really deserved to get killed for trying to lewd the filly. Have this instead where I ignore the attempt.

>>42980082
Fuck off and don't come back.

>>42979665
>Spikenon learns to make the Splinter Cell goggle whirring sound like a bird call

>>42980079
https://youtu.be/fMJxcssyZKs?si=zp_ebXhosE2qfwR6
Reminds me of this

>>42980079
Words like that can make a girl cry

>>42980086
Whisper to young Luna reassuring her before taking off to follow a Nightmare Moon"I'll find a way to end this and save you from your suffering Princess Luna I promise just hang in there I'll be back".

Ask the dark princess what's going on, where are we going, and what does she need our help with?

If Nightmare Moon ask what we've been up to don't tell her what her counterpart plan was instead tell a half lie and half truth where, after he got back he was heading to the castle and got attacked by a dark snow wolf leaving him badly injured, while he were recovering he suddenly woke up being in a village on fire, ponies screaming out dieing or fighting, and little Luna scared out of wits witnessing something horrible he thought he was a having a nightmare and wanted to get out and saw some kind of magical tear so he took a leap of faith and jumped right into it with filly Luna in tow cause he thought he may need her as the key to wake up from his dream he didn't think she'll end up out here with him.

>>42980079
inb4 Shining has to watch them go at it raw again

>>42980374
Can't be worse than doing it in public.

>>42980191
she knows he doesn't mean it. or maybe he does and she thinks she can fix him. whichever is funnier

>>42980086
Pretend to go along with Nightmare Moon plans and sabotage it when the time is right for Luna's sake.

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The artist for Smel drew her with Anonstallion holding hooves, very nice.

>>42980374
>the only way the two can fuck is to hatefuck
top kek

>>42980549
I choose to see it as Anon believes that he means what he says, Twilight doesn't and decides to prove it, gets literal proof from Cadance, the Princess of Love
cue Anon dismiss Cadance out of hoof because "if you can be a princess Twilight the bar must be low"
cue yet another session of hatefucking followed by Anon's daily dose of denialium and copium

Chapter X

>You have, with every part of your being decided that you never want to be royalty.
>After Luna decided to ask and/or softly force you to have an outing with her at the local teahouse near sugarcube corner, there’s quite the stir among the town.
>Reminded you of Horatio Jackson, where a whole town would stop what it was doing when a car came through.
>You don’t blame the ponies as you wouldn’t react any less to one of your country’s leaders showing up.
>On a whim with no warning mind you.
>…Walking through the common part of town with royal guards, and no extreme parade or fanfare to separate her from everyone else.
>Just a few moments earlier Twilight had come back on the trail to your house, and found you with Luna.
>She was carrying well over a hundred papers in her saddlebags, and had reverted back to her paranoid workaholic self.
>Luckily for you both Luna didn’t rebuke her this time and let her tag along.
>Your recount was interrupted when Luna spoke up.
>”It’s likely that my presence here along with an element of harmony on short notice will encourage rumors to spread. I’ll have to arrange a press interview to make sure panic is avoided.”
>Against your better judgment you feel a familiar behavior emerge out of you after Luna had concernedly thought out loud.
“Must be a wild feeling to cause a panic simply by your presence, huh?”
>You could feel Twilight’s stare of fear and glare of anger on you, both at the same time.
>You didn’t look back to see it though as The Moon Princess chuckled a bit at your joke.
>”It’s almost as if I myself are a bad sign when I appear in my own land outside of Canterlot.”
>Luna responded in a much better sounding tone. She even seemed to have more life in her step as she trotted.
>”I’m glad someone has finally noticed my plight, it means more than you know Anon.”
>You caught a small smile on Luna as she said that, a tiny crack in her shell of controlled emotion.
>Twilight’s face has turned from a bipolar stare to a look of bewilderment.
>You catch her whisper as she speaks in a hushed tone.
>”How did you do that?”
>You give her a smug grin, but it falters a bit when you think of how hard it must be for massive celebrities socially.
>Then again, some of them don’t have your sympathy.
“A lot of real popular people like it when you treat them normally instead of fan-like or extremely reverently."
>As you state that in a more low tone, you couldn’t help but feel quite knowledgeable for once.
>After all from what you heard around town, Twilight was Celestia’s student. So she wasn’t particularly on the same level as a commoner per se.
>The realization dawned on her and she smiled.

>Ah man, it’s almost like you’d do anything to see somepony smile like that.
>…
>You decide you’re not gonna start integrating the local vernacular in your thoughts just yet.
>Giving her one of the better smiles you’ve made, the teahouse comes into view.
>Catching the name of it was one of your lower ranked concerns as the small amount of ponies inside seemed to separate on their own to allow you, Twilight, and Luna through.
>For a moment, Moses came to mind.
>Why were Sunday school lessons a recurring factor here?
>Shaking off the stares and open jaw shock of the ponies, you just trot closer to Luna.
>While most of the teahouse-goers stared at Luna, you caught a few looking at you.
>Specifically at your bracelet.
>Running through your knowledge of this place, you consider how these ponies have never seen a cross before.
>Luna started to ask what everyone in the party wanted, and this elicited a fearful discipline from the barista at the counter.
>She bowed and insisted Luna did not have to pay, but The Princess of The Night had none of it.
>While Luna did her thing, you couldn’t seem to throw out a thought.
>These ponies had never heard of Christianity, and the idea of being a missionary scared you.
>You couldn’t do that if you tried your best.
>While it was your obligation as mother would say, this could wait till you had your debts paid, and self situated.
>Maybe an idea on how to go home as well.
>You felt a touch on your cheek and snapped your head to the source.
>Twilight had poked you with a hoof and gestured with her own head to follow.
>Ugh.
>You were not looking forward to this conversation.
>Sitting across from Luna (The guards more than convinced you enough to do this), the Barista brought your drinks forward instead of calling for who got them.
>Luna frowned at this, but thanked the Lightly tan mare.
>Now that you could get a good look at her, the Barista had the aforementioned fur, but her mane was a much darker brown.
>Looking at the mark on her flank, it consisted of a few coffee beans on a green leaf.
>Barista, Coffee bean leaf thing, go figure.
>You all received various drinks, Twilight getting a frappe, you getting normal herbal tea, and Luna getting two cups of espresso.
>You shudder as you think of Luna’s possible coffee habits.
>God only knows how much she drinks a day.
>Twilight slid in on the seat next to you, and strangely this brought some peace to your mind.
>Luna cleared her throat moderately loudly, drawing your attention back to the princess.
>”So…Anon was it?”
>You nod slowly.
>”To get the requirements out of the way early, I am here to ask you a few questions pertaining to your intentions and/or plans in Equestria.”
>Luna kept it short and sweet, it felt like she had probably practiced this.
>”While you can choose to answer each one, do know that non answered questions can be interpreted in many ways. Do you understand everything I have laid out to you?”

>Combing through your mind for a way to refer to Luna without plainly calling her “Luna”, you land on a decent spot.
“I understand Your Highness.”
>She gave a small smile, but kept serious right after.
>”Good to hear, Anon. Though, err…”
>She trails off, as it looks like she is trying to decide if what she is about to say is a good idea.
>The Alicorn shakes her head a very negligible amount, seeming to reject it.
>Did she find distaste in you calling her ‘Your Highness’?
>”Nevermind that, let us continue. Do you harbor any sort of resentment towards my ponies?”
>She finally resumes her relaxed but serious voice tinged with a little bit of sharpness.
>Much like how a silent threat of a blade would hang unsaid and unimplied.
>Thinking not long of the question, you shrug.
“No, I don’t see much reason to hate your ponies much at all,”
>Your sentence carries true honesty, and strangely enough it seemed like Luna knew that implicitly.
>She nods at your statement and sips her own espresso, reminding you to take a drink of your own herbal tea.
>Twilight sipped happily on her frappe, which was more so a sugary drink than coffee.
>”Good to hear Anon. I see no reason to pry further into this topic, as you’ve made good friends with Princess Twilight.”
>Your shock reaches you before you can analyze her voice.
>You look to the left in absolute bewilderment at Twilight, how did she not tell you this at all?
>She sheepishly looks away before meeting your gaze again in an apologetic look.
>”Sorry…I should’ve been more honest with a friend.”
>You sigh but smile as warmly as you can, there’s more important issues at hand.
>Your smile only radiates a third of the warmth you intended, but it did have the effect you wanted, and twilight relaxes.
>Luna also looks surprised at your unknowingness of this.
>”Anon, were you not informed of this information?”
>Your answer comes out quick compared to her formal sentences.
“No I haven’t.”
>She shot a glare at Twilight, but relaxed her face when she took a breath and a shot of espresso on top of that.
>”Anon…”
>This time, Luna sounds much more worried when she starts this question.
>”Are you from Equestria, or even Equus at all?”
>There was an unusual feeling surrounding this question for you.

>Why was she so worried? Would saying no deem you as dangerous.
>Recalling the previous question, it probably wouldn’t. But why would she be scared to know?
>You let out a sigh, and decide that honesty is the best policy in this case.
>Plus you’d rather not be punished for lying, but the more honorable choice was the excuse your brain used to feel good about itself.
“No…I’m not anywhere from here.”
>Before anyone else could respond, you kept going.
>You hadn’t talked about your world while here, you weren’t going to stop now.
“There’s no magic where I’m from, and people don’t look like this.”
>You point to Twilight with a hoof, but after seeing her slightly downcast face you follow up in worried damage control.
“No offense Twilight, you’re a really cute mare.”
>…
>SOMEHOW, you made it much worse than it already was.
>Steamrolling past Twilight’s very obvious flustered face that mirrored your own, you keep on your lecture to Luna.
“The world is a little farther ahead in tech, and…not as commonly friendly as you guys are here.”
>As you finished your small rant, Luna had been listening intently.
>You wouldn’t be surprised if she had any notes to go along with this meeting.
>”Thank you for being honest Anon, this has been helping more than you know.”
>Her eyes drift to your bracelet, and you can see the question appear in her eyes.
>”If I may, what is that symbol on that cuff of yours?”
>You look at your right hoof absentmindedly, playing with the bracelet.
“It’s the cross. It’s for my religion.”
>She gave you a very strange look once more.
>”Religion? Are you another pony that worships me and my sister?”
>Absolutely not.
>The very aggressive thought charged through your brain and demanded to be said, but you wrangle it back and consider what you say next.
“No, It’s a different one.”
>You say simply, an encounter with an autotheist princess may or may not go very well.
>The fact that her and her sister were and still are worshipped is very alarming to your mind, and unfortunately your face betrays you and gives it away.
>”Do you find the thought of worshipping me and my sister distasteful?”
>There wasn’t an obvious anger to this, but her voice carried the slightest edge.
>Oh no.
>This isn’t going well.
>Your mouth moves before your mind.
“I do not worship idols.”
>Twilight, and a few immediate ponies around you start to stare at you.
>Worst of all, Luna isn’t looking too happy with you, a slightly offended look in her eyes.
>”Anon.”
>Her voice was more regal and carried more authority now.
>”What was the meaning behind that statement?”

>>42980549
>>42980824
>be Twilight Sparkle, princess of friendship, national hero, magic prodigy, etc., etc.
>now adding newly wed wife to list of titles
>the husband? None other than the last pony you'd ever thought, or wanted, to have married just a year ago
>Anonymous Cipher, unicorn second rate and near lifelong rival
>even now as you're both riding in the regal chariot with a 'Just Married' banner stuck to it (thanks, Pinkie Pie) you still don't know how it came to this
>even thinking about him used to make you scoff
>talking to him was one of the few things that could send you into a flurry
>but now here you are, holding his hoof and red in the face
>neither of you can actually look each other, though.Not since the kiss
"How'd it end up like this?" you finally chime up as the villa you'll be sharing for the next few days comes into view
>"Well," Anonymous responds with some thought, "First we met for the first time in years in Ponyville and caught up on a few years of fights we'd missed. Then we met again at the Gala, and... you know."
>yep, you knew. As did everyone who was there in the main hall. And then everyone that read the next day's news
"Which was you fault, for the record. We wouldn't have made such a scene if you hadn't started that argument about the Elements."
>"You threw the first swing."
"You kept calling my theories baseless."
>"You kept throwing those backhoofed compliments at me."
"They were not. You did look good, probably because it was the first time I'd ever seen you without that bed man you always have."
>"It is not-!"
>by now you were both over your earlier bashfulness and were staring each other down. Very closely, in fact
>a few moments looking into each others' eyes and you turn away from each other again, even redder than before
>"Anyway," Anon continues, trying to sound unfazed, "then a few days later your brother practically kidnaps me so your babysitter can tell us some nonsense about us being in love and a few months later here we are."
>you snort
"She's the princess of love, you know. You wouldn't say Princess Celestia speaks nonsense about the sun, would you?"
>"--I guess."
>you haven't let go of each other's hoof this whole time

>>42980890
Always awesome to see a new chapter, thank you psalm! Seems like Luna is starting to not trust Anon but hopefully that can be solved one way or another.

>>42980086
>You really deserved to get killed for trying to lewd the filly.
Don't fall for the shitposters, Anon.

>>42981088
Do you have a ponepaste? I want read from the start.

>>42981942
Never mind, it’s in the op.

>>42979897
>>42979899
>Chaosicorn anon can't cast normal magic
>He can only use chaos magic
>This irks the sunhorse

>>42982003
Chaos magic isn't inherently bad. As Discord has proven. You can use it in constructive ways.

>>42982274
This is true, but imagine how celestia would feel about someone using chaos magic after just dealing with Discord

>>42982417
I think she might consider trying to mold them towards being more malleable than Discord ever was. Having someone who can use that kind of magic but isn't liable to turn ponies inside out for giggles would be incredibly useful. That fucker might not ever see the outside of his stone prison ever again, so that's a bonus.

>>42982517
>Celestia sees Anon perform various forms of chaos magic
>Her first instinct is to try and manipulate him
thanks i hate it

>>42980191
"Me and her? DATING?! HA! Don't make me laugh, as if I would even want to be her special somepony! Heck she probably feels the same about me! Right Twigger?"
>"Twilight sniffles and forces herself not to cry but can't keep her voice from cracking
>"Y-yeah sure...y-you got me Anon..."
>Anons laughter starts to slowly die in his throat as he watches tears form in Twilights eyes
"Twilight?"
>Anon expected her to send a dig back at him
>He's always made her mad and frustrated, but he's never made her cry
>Anon goes over to her and pulls her into a hug
"Shut, I... I didn't mean that Twi, I just... I'm not good with emotions. I don't hate you Twi, and um... if you want to try us being together I'm willing to try it out."
>Twilight sniffles and hugs Anon back
>"I'd like that Anon..."
>Shining clears his throat
>"Well now I'm gonna have to kick your plot for making my sister cry."

>>42982882
Yes Anon date twilight please.

>>42981511
That'd be easier if they weren't the only ones who bother replying.

>>42983070
I will read through your whole story in ponebin

>>42980890
Kino green. Keep it up Pslam!

>>42982882
>>"Well now I'm gonna have to kick your plot for making my sister cry."
Kek, anon can't win with him

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>Aanon I am your mother, now do what I say and EAT YOUR BUCKING HAY YOUNG COLT!!!

>>42980086
>What would you like to do?
Not fucking it up again. That is to say, avoid fucking Nightmare at all costs.

>>42983563
>swearing in front of her foal
0/10 mother

>>42983708
and a colt at that, for shame

>>42983708
She's peeved.

>>42982417
imagine if he showed up after Discord AND after Celestia banished Nightmare Moon, there are those theories about Celestia not being able to use them herself after doing that, imagine an Anon who has free reign to cause chaos cause Celestia can't stop him anymore

>>42981088
>you remember how much Cadance had been walking on egg shells when she spoke to you both
>if anyone knew how much you couldn't stand Anon it was her
>normally when she counsels new couples she's enthusiastic, beaming even
>not this time. In fact it was hard for her to even make eye contact with either of you
>unlike Shining, who had practically been glaring a hole through Anon the whole time
>"-and you'll want to, uh, be open with one another and willing to lean on each other when you need to. Right, Shining?" she said with a nervous laugh
>he nodded, at least. Slowly, and without taking his eyes off Anon. You swear you saw him getting ready to charge the guy a few times
>Anon was trying to look like his usual listless self but he couldn't hide the bullets he was sweating
>"Right. Umm..." she was desperately trying to find a way to get through this tangle of a situation "Oh! And with that I think we can move to the one on one part of the counseling!"
>"The what?" You and Shining say in unison
>Cadance elbowed Shining with a strained smile
>"*oof* I mean- Right, the one on one! You and Twilight take as much time as you need, me and Anonymous here-"
>"ACTUALLY," Cadance interrupted, putting herself between Shining and Anon, who was now hiding behind his chair, "I think it's best you and Twilight talk things over in the other room while I help Anonymous."
>you and Shining gave each other an unsure look, but relented since it's not like either of you could bring up any real objection to it. Plus she was already pushing you both out the door
>"Just be honest about how you feel, Twilight. I'm sure the answer's somewhere deep in your heart."
>the last thing you see in the room before the door closes is Anon trying to sneak out of a window and being dragged back to the middle of the room by Cadance's magic
>once it was just the two of you it became even more evident how awkward this whole thing was. How do you even approach something like this with your brother?
>"Sssoooo," Shining strained to get any well articulated question out. "Was it just, you know, because he's the one you've known the longest?"
"No. It was more like, like..."
>the memory of Anon looking up at you with those dumb, deep green eyes
>wearing that ridiculous gold trimmed cloak that perfectly went with his shade of green
>no doubt getting ready to counter your expertly researched points with his own
>feeling his chest against yours...
>you threw your hooves over your head in frustration
"Like I hate how he makes me feel!"
>>42981942
I'll make one tomorrow/when I wake up in some hours

>>42984377
Looking forward too it! And thanks for the greens everyone!

>>42984377
Makes her feel like someone is always there to challenge her.

>>42980811
Damn that's lewd.

>You're butter yellow, you're working on growing your mane out and -
>CRACK KATHOOM
>You're terrified of thunder
>Yep, (You)'re definitely Fluttershy
>And the storm that's been raging for the past few days has been just the worst for your little horse heart
>You wished it would just end already, but according to your daddy the towns below Cloudsdale are in dire need of some rain
>And since they're so nearby it was much more 'efficient' to just use the clouds that made up your home to deliver it than go through all the effort of making new ones to deliver
>Thunderstorms are terrifying when you're standing on top of them
>Terrifying in general really, but not being able to see the lightning made it worse
>And the static that built up on the clouds was just terrible for your mane and coat
>Fortunately everyone looked silly so no one had purchase to bully each other about it
>So your days were relatively painless, but your nights...
>Sleep was a difficult prospect
>Every time you tried to relax and get comfortable
>KATHOOM!
>Yes, that
>Whimpering in your bed
>Muscles tensed, just waiting for the next strike
>The next loud 'crack' makes you leap up in your bed screaming as loud as you can (A whole 5 decibels!)
>But it wasn't thunder
>That was your door being swung open
>Terrified for a whole new reason, your attention moves to your bedroom entrance
>Though the fear in your heart makes way quickly for bafflement
>You had to look a bit further down to see it
>But there in the frame is your new baby brother
>Gale Incognito
>A fluffy ball of green with similarly colored eyes
>He isn't quite up to talking yet but you swear you can always gauge his thoughts through his eyes
>There's a... spark there
>That even at your tender age you feel like it has no business being on a toddler's face yet
>Hey, his mouth is full of something
>It's hard to tell in the dark, but when you squint...
>A leg?
>The absurdity of it catches you off guard, even moreso when Gale toddles into the room
>He's got your other brother, Zephyr
>Dragging him around the house by his leg
>Miraculously unawake, at least until his head brushes against your cloudy desk
>"Wuh... lil' bro?"
>Zephyr stares blearily around the room
>One that you had been sharing with him until about a month ago
>When mom and dad decided you were old enough to be allowed your own spaces
>Being dragged back here causes your brother to whine
>"C'mon Gale, I just got outta here, what're you doing?"
>Spitting out the leg in his mouth, Gale furrows his little brow and jabs his hoof in your direction
>You're still trembling, and are about to question both colts presence in your room when another KATHOOM rocks through your room
>You whimper and duck down under your covers on instinct
>Doing so makes you miss out on the exchange between your brothers
>But you distinct hear Zephyr whining about wanting to go back to bed in increasingly defeated sounding pleas
>Before he finally sighs audibly

>>42984979
>"Fine, but this isn't becoming a thing!"
>At that your blanket is lifted up by Gale, who gives you a cherubic little smile
>Zephyr just snorts
>"Make some room, sis."
>Both colts slip into your bed with you, each taking a side to snuggle up with
>Zephyr's almost immediately out like a light, but Gale pauses long enough to nuzzle your cheek with his before his eyes flutter shut
>The warmth of your brothers is nothing compared to the inferno in your chest, brimming over with love
>And it's that love that finally lets you get some merciful sleep, thunder be damned


>You're still a nice butter yellow, but you're rocking a retro maroon bob
>And most importantly, you're amazed your heart is still ticking along after the morning (You), Posey Shy, just had
>Waking up a fair bit early to find your youngest son missing from his bed was a great to quickly shake off the lingering grasp of sleep
>You were well on your way to running out of the house and calling for the ponice when your other son was absent from his room, as well
>That kind of panic immediately shifting into heartwarming at the sight of all three of your precious children snuggled up together in your oldest's room honestly made you light headed for a moment there
>You knew Fluttershy was having difficulties getting to sleep during these downpours
>It broke your heart that nothing you did seemed to really help
>Seeing her now, fully content and smiling in her sleep was a huge relief
>You decided to let them sleep in this morning