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>>42969354
First.

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Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

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You better not talk about those neets in this thread.

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>>42969363
Very well, we won't talk about you either.

>>42969363
Okay but like why not, just jealous Dot has teats you can’t compete with?

>>42969383
>implying

>>42969473
I’ve been presented with 0 evidence contrary.

>>42969363
You are a neet.

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and another installment of How to be Dense has been posted!
This week features harem housing and the first few lap dances!
And what is up with the rules for those lap dances anyway?
Next week we'll finish off the lap dances!
https://ponepaste.org/11423

>>42969640
Oh sounds great

>>42969614
Doesn't she have a job running some kind of animal shelter/veterinary thing?

>>42969665
No. That was a later season thing, and a real vet runs it anyway.

>>42969354
What happens if a mare is really into being raped, but not into raping others at all?
>Oh, woe is me, I seem to have had far too much to drink! I hope that a human male doesn't take advantage of my vulnerability! I would be powerless to resist!

>>42969976
The mating call of the American blonde:
>”God, I am so drunk right now…”
The mating call of the American brunette:
>”Is that damn blonde gone yet?”

>>42969976
Different thread, and not nearly as funny

>>42970249
Fluttershy is the Equestrian pink?

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>>42970731
And Marble is a brunette.
It's always the shy ones.

why is she looking at me like that?

>>42970956
It’s that vacant stare.

>>42970944
She’s more of a slate.

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>Anon is spending time with that fat neet again because she respects his boundaries and takes interest in his hobbies

>>42971473
Yeah, she probably wouldn’t take that well, she was a model after all.

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My dick woke up this morning and chose chaos.
I wonder if Eris snuck into my bed last night...

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>>42971504
i can't blame you, she's hot

Get the fuck off 10

>>42971703
She is hot on a grill.

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>>42972084
>"You want to kebab me, baby?"

>>42972340
Not like that. Go away.

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>>42972366
Theres no escape...

>>42972340
How about a game of hide the sausage?

>>42972340
My favorite part about killing you. You keep coming back and expecting me to not do it again. Eat harmony idiot.

Board’s fast today

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Theres nothing better then being balls deep inside Queen Chrysalis's sweet tight bug-pussy. Shes so tight, her voice is so sexy, and I love looking in her eyes when we climax together.

>>42972743
A changeling drone typed this

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Fluttershy whatever you do don’t open this.

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>>42972743
I'd pump hundreds of drones into this weird bug horse
>>42972340
I'd pump thousands of weird draconehumans into this crazy noodle
>>42970174
And I'd pump millions of foals satyrs into this rapist mare

>>42972771
Get off the internet, Angel, you're a drunk, horny rabbit

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>>42972755
Delete this

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I think its time you settled down and found a lover, Anon. I think the best candidate would be Queen Chrysalis.

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>>42972794
Your will was weak and you shan’t be rewarded

Good Lord, these mares (and roach) are horny posting everywhere. Take a cold shower. The town can smell your stench.

>>42972903
>these mares (and roach)
Geralt's horse would totally shitpost on 4chan

>>42972903
Did Chrysalis and the mares start to rally their forces on this thread? Do they exlipse the amount of humans? Are we outnumbered?!

>>42969357
>>42972743
>>42972816
Some guy from the last thread wanted me to headshot Queen Chrysalis too. I've been looking for a good image to use but apparently Chrysalis has greater reflexes and agility than a pony because she keeps dodging them(can't find a good image to use). If anybody finds an image of her lying on the ground with her eyes closed be sure to post it in the thread so we can finally do a BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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>>42973053
>Rainbow Dash is going to kick the door down and abduct you from the neet nest

>>42973123
Nice try but she’ll never be able to breach the Neet musk barrier.

>>42973313
She's an athlete with subpar grooming habits, not Rarity.

>>42973053
Most stories have a grand total of one human.

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>>42973123
I don't want to leave the neet nest. It's comfy and Fluttershy isn't there.

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>the girls come up with their most daring plan yet to get with you
>you wake up the next morning to find this
>see pic

>>42973701
You know Fluttershy isn’t scared of going into caves.

>>42973821
>Fluttershy is disappointed she isn’t the dick.

>>42973701
It's called, "Hide the Sausage".

>>42974151
Nerds and Neets get flustered by being the same room. Nothing else will happen.

>>42973821
Organ failure soon follows as none of them can do their damn job without drama.

>>42974381
Yeah but that doesn’t mean she won’t try

>>42972771
I would 100% mating press her in this outfit

>>42974857
There’s no saving this one

Off 8

>>42974962
im not kidding, I wanna give that mare several orgasms in the bunny costume. it's so cute it overflows into being sexy.

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>>42975219
Sir, here in the we-don't-fuck-them-willingly thread we dont do that specific thing you said

>>42973836
I am not 100% sold on that

>>42975233
I think it wondered over here from /nmp/. Poor thing is delusional.

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>>42973123
BOOM! Headshot!

>>42975701
Get the hairy noodle next.

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>>42975701
what a bitch

>>42975966
I’m not an object!

>>42975444
If Anon is there, so she will go.

I hope Fluttershy doesn't ruin my Friday.

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>Oh please.
>As if such a thing can stop me~.
>Put down that silly thing and come here...
>We can have so much fun.
>Many, many times~.

>>42976878
Stick a metal pole in her leg holes. See if she get out of that.

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I love Cadance. Shes so hot. Shes so funny. I'd dump every last ounce of love and cum inside her as many times as possible. I'd cuddle with her and even hold her hoof.

>>42976969
Shut up bug.

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>>42975748
>shoot at Eris
>she catches the bullet with her mouth
>swallows
>burps
>"Excuse me!"
>"Now, where we... tall, green, and sexy?"

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I want twilight, or fluttershy, to squeeze my dick dry with her horse pussy

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>>42977246
Thats great, Anon! I want the same with Rarity. To plow her plump marshmallow rump over and over and over until I bust inside her, and her squash soup is all over my thighs.

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>>42977070
I wish there were more vectors of this bitch that could be put in /chag/'s VN so I could bang her

>>42977070
Well that works too. In case of such shenanigans I put a sample of tatzlworm flu in the hollow point of the bullet. Get wrecked bitch.

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I bet Rainbow Dash would be crazy in bed. Shes so fast and to hear her raspy voice crack and squeak when you're balls deep inside her? Unf.

We are being attacked by all fronts, anons are falling left and right by the rapist pones, last option: nuke the thread, we are all doomed here, godspeed compadres...

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>>42977538
Bugs survive nukes, Anon...

>>42977385
Somebody could probably do it

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Seriously guys be cautious out there. These mares are losing their minds. Now, if you'll excuse me, spoiler]I'm going to fuck the shit out of Princess Luna's hot, dark, blue horse pussy and make her eyes roll back into her head with several rounds of passionate sex.[/spoiler]

>>42977583
The failure to use a spoiler, I see hooves are failing to type on a keyboard again.

>>42976969
>>42977246
>>42977377
>>42977385
>>42977456
Holy mother of psyop they are absolutely working overtime this thread. Time to stockpile more ammo

>>42977385
What a lewd outfit

>"OHIIIIYOOOO, ANOOOOOON-CHAN! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ OH-HIIIIIYOOOOOOO!!!!"
>Oh, god.
>You keep walking, hoping the walking/flying nuclear bomb site finally learns what "not interested" means.
>But their kami or whatever the fuck has other plans for you.
>The yellow ball of deredere catches up to you, hovering in front of you with a beaming smile.
>"Ohiyoo Anon-chan! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) How arrre you today? It's a beautiful day desu! ( ˶ˆ⩊ˆ˵ ) What are you doing today Anon-chan?"
"Don't you already know?"
>Her smile becomes this tight lipped thing.
>"Ooooh~~! E-chay-cha suu-ru! (⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝) Tee-hee! Nooooo~~~~ I don't~~~~ (¬ᴗ ´¬ )"
>You stop.
"You do. Every. Single. Time."
>She feigns ignorance, holding a hoof to her mouth.
>"I dooooo? (°ロ°) ! Ee-eh~! I don't! I-I have no idea what you're talking about Anon-chan! (´∇｀'')"
>Hand, meet face.
"Ok, let's get this over with, please. Ask the question."
>"Eeeh~? ( ˶°ㅁ°) What question?"
"The-"
>Rule #1: You can't say the F word.
"-question you ask me every day."
>"Nani? I- I don't know what you mean, Anon-chan! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)"
"Ask it."
>She only shakes her head.
>"Watashi don't know, Anon-chan! ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)"
>Goddamn fucking Floots, you don't have all day.
>You don't want it coming up when you're busy, especially when she brings along an """example."""
>But it looks like she doesn't want to give it up yet.
>You let out a big sigh.
>Fuck.
>You begin to start for the market.
>Maybe you can try to ignore her for the umpteenth time and pray that this time it'll work.
>And then she falls in front of you.
>"O-oops! (｡>﹏<) I- I've farrren, Anon-chan! Help me, Anoooon-chyyyaaaaan! ((ᗣ)))"
>Flooters bursts into tears as she wails about on the ground.
>Rule #2: Do not touch Flutterbutter. EVER.
>She stops for a moment to look at you, and seeing that you haven't moved an inch, she continues.
>"Y-you should pick me up with y-your mukiMUKI (,,>﹏<,,) b-body! I- I'm sure you can carry me r-rearry easily! W-with those d-deekeeee muscrules desu! (˶˃⤙˂˶)"

>>42978292
>You start to go around her, but her flailing gets her in front of you again.
>You try again, and once again she moves to block you while feigning helplessness.
>"Anoooon-chyaaaaaaaan~! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞՞՞ Heeeeeeeelp!!!"
"Really? I'm busy today."
>"P-pweeeeeeaaaaase Anon-chyaaaaaaan!!! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·."
"No, stop faking that."
>"Anyoooooooooooooon- (((>ᗣ<))) -chaaaaaaaan!!!11!111!"
>You have to plug your ears to stop her shrill screeching from making them bleed.
>You roll your eyes at the pathetic sight and then quickly bolt past her, running at full speed towards the market.
>Come on, come on, come on!
>You can get there-
>"Anoooooon-chyaaan!"
>You look back and see a yellow rocket heading right towards you.
>Her forelegs are spread out, ready to grab you.
>Rule #3: Never let her touch you. NEVER.
>FUCKFCUKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>You quickly drop down, sliding on the ground as she hurls past you at an unreasonable speed.
>And she continues into the market and...
>She's gone, just like that.
>Probably flew past the market at the speed.
>Just in case, though, you scramble to take the long route around to the market instead of the short and straight route.

>>42978301
>Fuck, and now your jacket and pants are dirtied from your survival slide.
>All because of that retarded yellow mop.
>You do your best to brush off the dirt, but you're still soiled.
>Whatever, you have other things to deal with today, some dirt won't be the end of the world.
>Walking up to the market, you pull out your shopping list.
>Gotta get everything as quickly as possible; you don't know when she'll come back.
>According to your list, the old stallion should be closest.
>You past some stalls before he spots your obvious form and greets you.
>"Oh-haiyo, Anon-kun! (¬_¬)"
"Hey, old man."
>He has a long beard and seemingly permanently closed eyes, though he's always able to see everything perfectly.
>"Ha! I'm not that /old/ desu. Are you here for the usual desu ka?"
"Yessir."
>You pull out the 30 bits, placing it on the table as he shuffles to the back of his stall for your stuff.
>As he's going through his inventory *slowly* you nervously look around for any sign of yellow.
>A yellow unicorn (you think her name is Reemon or something) almost gives you a heart attack.
>Thomp
>You turn back and are about to snatch the package when he pulls it back suddenly.
>FUCKER.
>"So, is Fluttershy still pestering you desu ka?"
>You nod up-and-down-and-up-and-down.
"Yeah, she is. Can you give me my stuff now? I don't want to be here any longer, please."
>He strokes his beard wisely.
>"Mmm. Poor filly, she's been after you for months now desu. You should give her a chance desu."
>You slam the stall's table.
"NO!"
>He doesn't react at all.
>You quickly pull back.
"Uhm, I mean no. I don't want her. She's freaky. Like super freaky. Isn't the stuff she does weird!?"
>"Anon-kun. You've told me many, many times about her activities desu. (-_-) I believe she's doing what is best in her heart to do what's right, and you rejecting her is making her go to these extremes desu. There's a story that I think you should know, Anon-kun. There was once a village that was built-"
"PLEASEGIVEMEMYSTUFF!"
>He stops and looks at you.
"Pleeease. She's going to get here any second, and I don't want to see what she's going to do today."
>The old stallion shakes his head.
>"Tsk tsk tsk. Ignoring wisdom will lead to your downfall, Anon-kun. (ᴗ_ ᴗ ) Since you already paid you may go desu. But come back any time if you wish to-"
>You leave the stall and head for the next one on your list.
>That's one down, three more to go.
>Then you can get home and hunker down.
>As you jog by the other ponies, they greet you.
>"Oh-hi-yo, Anon-san! (˶• ᴗ •˶)"
>"Ohsue! (˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)ﾉﾞ"
>"Oooohaaaayooooooo! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)"
>"Sexo! (ᗜ⩊ᗜ)"
>"Ohayo! (^ ^)"
>Wait, what?
>You spin around, but see nothing.
>You can feel a bead of sweat starting its way down your face.
>This is not good.
>You hasten your pace, spotting the your next stall.
>"Itai!! (> <)"
>"A! Ita! (~o~)"

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>>42978302
>You begin to start trampling the ponies who are in the way of you and salvation.
>Just as you're about to reach the mare, she's shoved aside by none other than the hellish piss pegasus.
>NO!
>"Herrrroooooo Anyon-chyan!"
>Every pony stops and looks at her.
>Now that you notice, there seems to be more ponies than usual.
>You don't like this.
>Not one bit.
>"Annnyooon-chyyyan... are... areee musicarrs your fetishuu? ( - ᴗ •́ )"
>And like that, she bursts into song, backed by the other ponies around you.
>"Anyoon-chan's dwong has got it goorrriiin' on!
>"Anooyn-chan's dongu hass goot it gorrrin on!
>"Anoon-chan's dong has got it goring on!
>"Anyooon-chan's dwooong has goot it gorin' on!
>"Anon-chan, can I come overrr after twoo?"
>The other ponies shout at the top of their lungs while doing
>"AFTERRRR TWOO!"
>"We cann hang arrround anywherrreeee!"
>"HANG ANYWHERE!"
>"Did yourrr dongr get errect to myyy body?"
>"HERR BODY!"
>"Is it therre, or is it trying to give me the srrip?"
>"GIVE HER THE SRRIP!"
>"You know, I'm not the rrittle mar-e that I used to be
>"I'm arrr grown up now, babyyyy, can't you seeeee~~? (｡- .•)"
>"Anon-chan's dong has got it going on
>"It's arrr I want and I've waited for /so/ long~

>>42978313
>"Anon-chan, can't you see? You're just the perfect stud for me
>"I know it's totally right, I'm totarrry in love with Anon-chan's doooooong! ( ˶˘ 3˘)"
>"Anyoooon-chan's dwoooo-"
"NO! MUSICALS ARE NOT!"
>They all stop singing and turn to stare at you.
>"B-but Anon-chyan, I-I made it all by myserrrff, and everypony elrse heeeeellrrped! (•́ ᴖ •̀)"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT, YOU'RE JUST PARODYING STACY'S MOM BY FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE!"
>You inhale for the final bit.
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE MUSICALS! I HATE THEM!"
>Actually, you enjoyed High School Musical and Grease a lot.
>But you're not telling her that.
>Rule #4: Lie, always. Also yell a lot because it works.
>"O-oh. O-ok... (﹏) Anon-chan... Uhm, everypony, you can all go home now..."
>And like that, most of the crowd melts away, leaving the market to its regular traffic.
>You're still not in the clear, yet.
>She looks left and right, then decides to raid some mare's food cart, taking some of her fried goods without any consent.
>"So, uhmmmu, are takoyakis your fetishuu? (˃͈ ˂͈ )"
"No."
>"oh... uhmmmuuuuuuuuuu.... ( °ヮ° )"
>The mare she "liberated" the goods from marches up and snatches it back with a huff.
>"G-gomen! (ó﹏ò｡)"
>You ignore her and continue with your shopping.
>At least you got the big one out of the way.
>Hopefully.
>She does some half hearted fetishus throughout your trip, doubling the time you spend at the market.
>Part of that time was spent dodging and trying to lose her.
>Then another painfully long time spent heading home.
>You can't run this time because of all the stuff you're carrying, so you have to endure the mustard mare.
>Just before you unlock the door to your reinforced house (last one was torn apart by a tentacle monster), she stops halfway through another one of her fetish questions to bow.
>...fuck, it's already the day?
>You look to the sky and yep, here comes Cerestia, the ruler of this world.
>She always has a checkup on you every month.
>You've been sending her letters about butterbrain ever since you learned Spik-ooh had direct access to her highness.
>Maybe today's the day she'll help you?
>The only issue is that you never knew what she said.
>You defaulted to saying 'yes' and nodding to everything.
>So far, she's been happy with your basic response. And that's a good thing.
>(You've read the history books. Especially the month of the rising sun.)
>You watch as her carriage lands without a sound, and out steps the princess.
>You quickly bow.
>She's wearing a gentle smile as she approaches you.

>>42978317
>"おはようございます、アノンくん。今日は調子いいですか?"
[Good morning, Anon. Are you feeling good today?]
>You nod.
>"それはよかったですね。フラッターシャイさんと結婚されたと聞きましたが、本当ですか?"
[That's great. I heard you married Fluttershy, is that true?]
"Hi."
>You learned that meant 'yes' after a while here.
>That's the only thing you've learned, asides from the burning hatred of yellow pegasi with pink hair.
>Princess Celestia laughs.
>Thankfully, it's one of those happy laughs and not the laughing at you laugh.
>"素晴らしい!!彼女との関係は順調ですか?"
[Excellent!! And things are going well with her?]
>You nod.
>"彼女があなたの心を掴んだと聞いて嬉しいです。フラッターシャイさんはいつも、あなたたちの関係が春の桜のように花開いたと書いて手紙を送ってくれていました。"
[It is good to hear that she found a way to your heart. Fluttershy-san has always been sending me letters about how your relationship has blossomed like a cherry tree in the spring.]
>You continue nodding.
>"ぜひ手紙をいただけたら嬉しいです。あなた独自の世界観についてもっと詳しく知ることができないのは残念です。でも、きっとお忙しいんでしょうね。"
[I do wish you would send me letters. It is a shame I can't learn more about your unique perspective of this world. But I assume you're too busy to do so.]
"Hiyyy."
>"うーん。フラッターシャイさんがそう言ってた。"
[Mm. That's what Fluttershy-san told me.]
>Yep, totally.
>She turns to fuckershy and says something.
>"アノンくんについては、もうこれ以上のお知らせは必要ないと思います。フラッターシャイさん、あなたの作品には本当に満足しています。結婚式に招待していただければ嬉しいです。"
[I believe I do not need anymore updates from you about Anon kun anymore. I'm very pleased by your work, Fluttershy-san. I do wish you invited me to your wedding.]
>The slightly disappointed tone makes you believe she's telling her to get off your fucking back.
>"G-gomenasai, (‸) your highness."
>"わかったよ。君はいつもそうだったからね。まあいいや。そろそろ行こ。アノンくん、さようなら、フラッターシャイさん。幸せな結婚をお祈りします。"
[I get it. You have always been that way. Oh well. I think I will get going. Goodbye, Anon-kun, goodbye Fluttershy-san. I wish you a happy marriage.]
>And there she goes.
>Was that /the/ reprimand?
>You side eye that yellow blob and see that she's staring at Cerestia's carriage as she is carried away.
>A tear forms on her face.

>>42978318
>No way, did Cerestia tell her off?
>Are the nightmares finally coming to an end?
>"A-"
>You look to her.
>Her face bursts open with what you can only describe as disgusting, *disgusting* happiness.
>"Anooooooooooooon-CHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! ꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱"
>Then she leaps for you.
>OHSHIT
>You dodge to the side and she splats into the ground.
"What the fUCk!?"
>Fuuuuuck, that was a bad voice crack.
"Seriously, stop trying to do that!"
>"B-but Anon-chyan, w-we're supposed to be togetherrrr! (づ> v <)づ"
"I never wanted you!"
>"U-uhmu... you're supposed to say yessu? (˶•⩊•˶)"
"What?"
>Wait a minute.
"What the fuck did Princess Cer-restria say!?"
>She scratches the ground with a single hoof.
>"uhmuuuuu......"
"What. Did. She. Say!?"
>"uhhmuuuuu...... she said... she said we are m-(married). (⸝⸝0⸝⸝0⸝⸝)"
"What was that?"
>"uhmuu, we're married? (｡>˶˶<)"
"WHAT???!!!!"
>When what how!?
"That never happened! Why did she say that???"
>"uhmmu, I-I might've sent her a retter... or two... (ーー;)"
"/You/ told her that we're married!? Ohhhh, you're so going to get it when I tell her we aren't!"
>"a-about that... (ᵕ - ᴗ -) I might have... uh... destroyed your letters?"
"You WHAT?"
>"uhmmmmmu... there's a enchanted booku that- that does that... (/﹏＼)"
"I can't fucking believe it. Give me the book."
>"E-eeeh! I-I can't! (;´□｀) It- it's permanently tied to you!"
"Then destroy it!"
>"Fukan-oh! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Gomen, Anon-chan b-but I can't... it's in the fifth realm of sorcery..."
>You pinch your nose.
"Goddamn it. Guess I'll talk to her the next time she visits."
>"Uhmmmuuuu... a-actually... I think I- ( ˶o˶˶o˶) I remember how to... uhmuuu destroy it..."
"Really? How do I do that?"
>Her face gets red.
>Like really REALLY red.
>Bad sign.
>"A... a k-kissu with the c-caster? (˶ > 3 < ˶)"
"No."
>And you open, enter, and slam the door shut, then pull the seven bolts locked.
>You stand behind it, listening for her to finally fucking leave.
>Rule #5: Speak her name not.
>FUCK WEEBQUESTRIA

this was so aids to post

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>>42978322
I tried to read this like it was done by Shenmue VAs.

>>42978322
Great story anon

>>42978322
Fantastic!

>>42978322
>>this was so aids to post
filters were placed to stop such cancerous manner of speech from being posted on the site
and yeah, it was so awful to read, fuck weebquestria man

>>42978322
this was very entertaining to read, thanks anon

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>>42978322
That was a painful read. Good job.

>>42978322
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

I had a dream last night that Fluttershy was constantly asking me to show her my wiener (and that's the word she used to refer to it). It was approximately like this:
>"Um, Anon?
"Yeah?"
>"Can I...um...can see it?"
"See what?"
>"Um...you know...um...I mean, can I see your wiener? That is...if you please."
"Uh, no."
>"Why not? Um...please?"
"No, Fluttershy it's not normal for me to just go about showing ponies my wiener."
>"B-but, I'm not just any pony, Anon. If you show me your wiener...um...I wouldn't tell anypony."
"No. Why do you want to see it anyway?"
>"Um...well, um...I'm really curious about it. Your wiener must be really fascinating...Please? Maybe, just once?"
"Fluttershy, I'm not going to show you my wiener."
>"Um...well, maybe later?"
"No."
>"...Um...um...in that case, if you please can I...um...see your balls?"

And so on it went. What should I do if the yellow menace visits me in my dreams again tonight?

>>42979032
Fuckin lmao

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>Walk in room.
>See pic rel
>"Oh, hello, Anonymous."
>"Shiny is out doing some guard thing."
>"Let me show you why a mare is good for you..."

>>42978851
nice sketch! May we know the context?>last time to repeat itself
monkey business I assume

>>42979090
I am no homewrecker.
Go home and take care of your daughter, you willful trollop.

>>42979120
I think that's from the old yandere threads. That general had a pretty short lifespan compared to this one.

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>>42979237
>Such a dreadful thing, isn't she?
>You should allow ME to show you instead.
>Think of it, Anonymous...
>I can be anypony you want.
>Or just myself, if thats how you like it.
>I can feel how pent up you are...

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>>42979312
>Of course.
>Thats how it'll be when you explode~.

>>42978487
>filters were placed to stop such cancerous manner of speech from being posted on the site
Yeah, but this place will be more fun without the filter :)))))
>>42978984
Anonymous. I'm not a weeb though I did listen to Suiseiseki de Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ on repeat while writing it, though. desu desu desu

>>42979308
Given how many buglets she has, she's an evil bigger whore. How many stallions did she marry then dump?
>>42979533
It was a bad King of the Hill reference.

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>>42979745
>"How many?"
>"It doesn't matter."
>"They loved every second of it all."
>"Besides, none of them compare to a tall, big, SEXY man-beast like you~."

>>42979796
The AI generated equivalent of a pony.

>>42979032
That's why I always carry a vienna Sausage with me at all times.

>"Hey Anon! How about you show me your probably totally awsome wiener?"
"Sure thing Rainblow Crash!"
>I pull out a moldy, rotten Sausage from my pocket
>Rainbow's face scrunches up by it's sight
>she turns green as the smell hits her nostrils
>"Uh on second thought, I-I think I gotta go and do some...cloud clearing. Yeah, def gotta do that"
>she proceeds to blast off at the speed of gay

>>42980041
>you start smelling like literal shit from carrying around the rotten sausage
>start attracting scat fetish mares
>they try to """attract""" you by hurling their shit at (You) and sneaking it into your food

you're fucked anon, good luck o7

>>42979796
Thats some bold statement from somepony in range of my flamethrower

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>>42980167

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>TFW pg1

>>42980167
They wouldn’t survive the public scrutiny. They’d all be mocked.

I would cuddle with rapistshy and then kick her out when she starts rubbing my semichub

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>>42979796

>>42980891
You forgot to turn off your flag nutterbutter

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>Is closing the gates of Oblivion and slaying every demon we see your fetish anon?

>>42981033
I mean it’s impressive, but it isn’t my fetish

>>42981033
Damn, I didn't know until she said it, but this is definitely my fetish.

>>42981033
Must have been easy to do if you pulled it off.

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This ugly motherFUCKER is FUCKING hot mares RIGHT NOW!
>LEARN HIS SECRET

>>42981521
I remember that story point, some faggy love god is causing the issue here.

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FFFUCK I love banging Queen Chrysalis and pumping her to the brim with love and cum!

>>42981844
Stop pretending to be Anon, Chrysalis.

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>>42981852
Whose pretending?

Off 9

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FUCKING TEN?!

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>>42982585
Bejita you said that too loud. She heard.

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>>42982621

>>42982621
Oh no

Board is fast today. Poor Vegita got got.

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>>42983114
HAH! As if a singular orange horse can stop the prince of all sayians!

>>42983147
>He's never experienced a horny earth pony and her rope
Well, there's a first time for everything!

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>>42983147

>>42983151
No coming back from that

>>42983147
How many sayians is that? Just curious.

>>42983397
I mean he’s like, the 3rd strongest out of what, 5 or 6 living saiyans?

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Race traitors

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>rape

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>>42983488
I'd fuck Fluttershy. Just sayin.

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>>42983488
>>42983610
Beat it Butternutter.

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>>42983613
>UNG~!
>Oh sweet Celestia yes!
>Grab my body, Anon!

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>>42983634
I hired Sweetie Belle to help me make a snuff film of you. Prepare for the end.

>>42983642
Just shoot her fool!

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>>42983803
BOOM! Headshot!

>>42983824
Nice shot!
Maybe a double tap wouldn't hurt.

>>42969360
what's the deal with a dolphin drinking liquid with a straw? is this some kind of anchor thing? I'm lurking for a few years and so far I've noticed it is probably somehow fluttershy-related.

>>42983634
Stop enjoying the resistance techniques

>>42984001
He's traditional, like Fluttershy wanting the hot monkey dock

>>42984001
He’s our mascot.

>>42984001
Maybe the archive will have an answer for you. In the ancient times. Find the old threads of dust and bone.

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>Pg 8
Ssshhhh, be vewy ,vewy, qwuiet....
I'm tryna avoid a Dwaconeqwuus!

>>42984694
It might be right behind you.

>>42984339
>>42984440
thanks for the hints!
>>42984468
why not to spoonfeed tho? I hate archives so much it's unreal. provided hints including yours are good enough, I appreciate that.

>>42984940
‘Cause I don’t remember either. Spoon is lost and gone.

>>42984339
If we kill the dolphin, do we kill the desire Fluttershy has for our dick?

>>42984940
>>42985239
It’s because dolphin’s rape for fun

>>42985400
I am in favor of this because I fucking hate dolphins. That and pandas. Let's fucking kill 'em all.

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WATCH OUT, ANON WE'RE ON PAGE NINE!

>>42985656
I agr--wait a moment. Anon are you from Japan?

>>42986089
Nah. From borgarland.

Man my balls are about to explode could really use a mare to pump and empty inside of right now

>>42986190
This had better be a plot to lure out rape-y mares and destroy them.

Jeez. Get a marefriend, Anon.

>>42986383
Fuck you, Candy!

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>>42986383
Can you help me get a marefriend, Candy? I want to hump her until I've filled all her holes with my human sperm. Can I practice on you first?

>>42985400
No, he is the guardian that ensures she follows the rules.

>>42986507
This

Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and another installment of How to be Dense has been posted!
This time we finish the LAP DANCES!

Next week we get the long awaited weight room game called "Boyfriend's Choice!
See you there!

Also, off 8!

>>42987012
https://ponepaste.org/11423
Forgot link.

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>>42982585
>>42982632
>>42983147
Yo Vegeta what's up with that hairline by the way?

sliding is not my fetish

>>42986383
Never!

Off 10

>>42988014
What the flip is this doing on my christian image board?!!

>>42988038
It never had a chance

What was it?

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>>42987265
S-shutup!! These are lies!

>>42988443
child porn

>>42988523
Fluttershy, that’s illegal! You go to pony jail for that.

>>42988657
Not if she puts an (R) behind her name

>>42988709
I don't buy it Candy. I've seen the poster that turns me into the GF and that ain't cool.

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>>42988796

>>42988858
I'm not Shining Armor, Cadence. Now shoo.

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>>42988869
No! That is NOT Princess Cadance!

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>>42988876
Whaaat? Of course she is...

>>42988876
>>42988893
I don’t care which one it is, Shining has been in both.

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>>42988927
He hasn't been in the yellow, though...

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>>42988893
Is bug.

>>42988944
Yeah.
Right.
>https://derpibooru.org/images/2575775

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>>42989013
Purple?

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>>42989160
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

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>>42989161

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>>42989164
T-THIS IS A JOKE! WE NEVER EVER FUCKED!

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>>42989170
Just because (You) were too drunk to remember doesn't mean it didn't happen, Anon. Now she's gonna have you move into the castle with her. Oh, and once this one is born, she said she wants another.

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>>42989177
Luckily I kept one of these for just such an occasion.

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>>42989179
>"You actually thought that would work on me?"
>"Oh Anonymous, you're so adorable."
>"I could just go for another round right now. Now drop your pants."

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>>42989182
Truly a grim fate. Is this what awaits us all...?

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>>42989187
If (You) behave badly in life and don't repent God will send (You) to Equestria as punishment.

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>>42989191
Fuck...

>>42989160
Wouldn't she kill the baby by doing that?

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>>42989246
The child will have her genetics, Anon. Duh...

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>>42989246
>>42989256
>"Although that would be an excuse to make another one, Anonymous."
>"Twilight's here, now. You're both coming to my chambers with me."
>"You can make another one with her. After I'm satisfied, of course."

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>>42989266
Well, this Anon is fucked. Sucks to suck.

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>>42989289
Speaking of, somepony overheard Celestia and Twilight moaning and now she says she wants her share.

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late night boop

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>fluttershy shoots her shot, again

>>42989324
Oh, she got into the coke drawer

>>42989844
Nah that's the humidity of her breath on the glass because she's got her face pressed up against your bedroom window wondering when she's gonna get to taste the HMD
>"Most ravishing Anonymous! Open this bedroom window for your princess! We wish to engage in the fornication!"

>>42989019
For the love of god, no.
We al remember what happened the last time she got involved in one of Fluttershy’s schemes.
>https://tantabus.ai/images/68604

>>42989256
First of all, I'm not flameproof. Make of that what you will.
>>42989266
And second of all.
Eat plastic bag fool!

>>42989856
I think I’ll close the window shades.

>>42989714
>She’ll never hit.

9

>>42989714
Anon! Counter shoot her! Your nerf dart is mightier!

>>42989714
She’s playing a dangerous game

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>Blowing up 7 and going to 1

>dbspic thread

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>>42991563
Smile, Anon. You're going to be raped.

>>42991576
Give her a cupcake with her meds in it.

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>>42991612
YOU FOOL!!

>>42991563
Leave Bejita alone, he gets it bad enough from Applejack

>>42991623
It’s meds that make her tummy nauseous. She’s going to get green real quick.

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>>42989160
>>42989256
>>42989266
>>42989324
>"Wow, Anon! You got three princesses pregnant! You've made Equestrian history!"
>"Don't suppose you have room for one more princess on your dong...?"

>>42991873
You’re married you wouldn’t do something like that

>>42991873
Your child!? You sick fuck.

>>42990712

>>42992340

>>42992171
Royalty's all inbred and crazy, that's why you don't fuck them. (Also because they're big smelly horses)

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>>42992061
>"Shiny and I made an arrangement! It'll be fine!"
>>42992171
>"Goodness, no! You can have your turn with her when she's a fully grown mare."
>>42992658
>"Lies and slander! Equestrian royalty doesn't engage in those practices like the nobles of your world did! And we're not smelly! *sniff*"

Off 9

>>42992695
>Flurry is a century old and mom still thinks she isn’t old enough.

>>42992658
The small ones smell worse.

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I wanna make this horse a mother

>>42993213
We all know that's you Butterhush. Even forgot to take the flag off, moron.

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>>42988858
>>42991873
>>42992695
Slut

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Be very careful...

Off 10

>>42993597
I ain't havn' fun.

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>theyre looking in your windows

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Dunmare wants to know your fetish. Its part of a long quest chain.

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>>42978322
I liked it, good work.

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>>42994538
Argonian mares

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I think she's running out of ideas and getting desperate

>>42991873
Fuck off Candyass, you're even more of a discount princess then that purple nurple bookhorse

>>42972743
Agreed, Chrysalis is made for earth shattering sex followed by endless breeding cycles.

Best pony.

>>42978851
Is this guy still making art? I wanted to ask if he had any more Chrysalis images.

>>42991873
Fine, I'll knock you up. How you explain this to your husband is none of my concern.

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>>42995068
I dunno about that.
I feel like she might try to eat you at some point.

>>42995190
That's the fun part.

She can try, I'll just pin her down and force her into a cuddle session.

>>42995191
You've got to sleep sometime...

>>42995195
...Next to her, tied up in blankets.
Arms wrapped around her middle.
Hand hovering above her womb.

I love the kind of women that will just straight up fucking kill me (if I wasn't ready for it).

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>unironic chiggerlovers
Love a real mare

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>>42995251
If you treat them kindly, don't they get better?

>>42995207
Drone posting is cringe.

>>42995207
>I love the kind of women that will just straight up fucking kill me
(You) should date human women.

>>42995616
He can't even do that. Must to Fluttershy's confusion.

>>42995285
If you kill the bug they stop bothering you too.

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>>42996345
Rude.

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flutterbutt can get it

>>42996578
Can she even use those glasses? They would break when she tries to pick it up.

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>flutt finds shes second to breaking into your house today seeing pinkie already sitting on your couch playing with your stuff

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I would fugg this bug until my body gave out.

>”Toss my salad.”
https://tantabus.ai/images/68792

>>42996890
I wouldn't have a pic of Al on my wall.

>pg8
Hardcore anal with Princess Luna until I empty my balls in her ass

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>hornyposting in /flutterrape/

>>42997489
You forgot to turn your flag off

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>Page 9
>"Good morning, Anon!"
>"Let's fool around..."

>>42998077
Sure, but first. Take a look at this strange snake chicken. Prize winning. Leaves the audience stone cold.

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FUGGING Chrysalis is the best feeling you can imagine. Shes so tight, her voice is so damn sexy and seductive. When she moans while I'm thrusting all it does is make me want to go for longer. Her eyes glow each time we do it. Her tongue is so fun, too. The way she kisses me and it just slithers in my throat, unf...