Anon comes back from his routine martial arts training, one of the few things that keeps him fit. Martial arts are chosen at random.
>You had finished your martial arts training, if you had to describe it, you would say it was a drunken swill of Taekwondo, BJJ and Judo.
>You first started with a run, then you stretched, then you went through drills, then you...
>Well to put it simply, you had a very strenuous hour and half of exercise.
>You wish you had a sparring partner, but you had neither the protective equipment, and the horses didn't stand on two legs.
>It's okay though, you tested your mettle on wooden dummies and trees.
>You unlock the key to your small house. Ignoring any outside stimulus and beeline for the shower.
>It's a simple affair, you take your sandals off and head upstairs into your bedroom.
>You strip down naked, through your clothes on your bed, and head off into the shower.
>Hopefully the water isn't going to be scalding hot.

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If she's so smart, why can't she figure this one out?

>>42969405
>Anon passed you and your speciality tea by like he was a man on a mission.
>And to be completely honest, he smelled like it.
>You sit up from sipping your tea. Disheartened that he missed your weekly book session.
>Though...
>ou were curious about his uniform, it was nothing like you've seen before.
>Sneaking upstairs into Anon's bedroom. You catch a closed door, with steam coming out of it, and a lot of-
>"GOD! SCALDING, EVERY FUCKING TIME! FUUU-"
>You think he might be busy.
>And you'll be busy, with that pungent-manly smell coming from the bed.
>You approach it, it seems like he's been particularly doing physical activities.
>You Approach closer.
>Your inhibitions are failing you.
>You get closer, the smell gets stronger.
>You...

>>42969408
>You turn off the fuckass knob. You gotta get a god damn plumber here or by god you'll...
>Fuck it, you'll get the plumber here by next monday.
>You dry yourself off, put it over your shoulders and get ready to go into your bedroom.
>opening the door, the biting cool of your room is-
"OH MY FUCKING-"
>Twilight, like a deer in headlights, gags mid... smell? and turns to you with a horrified expression.
>HOME INVADER HOME INVADER HOME INVADER
>It's fight or die as you SPRINT to her, but naked as you attempt to grapple her like ooficer Earl of Swallow Falls.
You let out your mightiest war cry.
"RAAAAAAAGH!!!"
>Twilight screams in response, her face more red than purple.
>"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

I gotta now do some other characters now, maybe Celestia or something, I dunno.

I can assure you that I will never be writing this cringe shit for the rest of time if I can help it, vanilla grade fluff and sadness from me from now on.

>>42969410
lol? I'm kinda more confused than entertained, though. Still, nice to see any green, so feel free to continue writing, Anon.

>>42969410
>It's fight or die as you SPRINT to her, but naked as you attempt to grapple her like ooficer Earl of Swallow Falls.
>Twilight screams in response, her face more red than purple.
Based rapist Anon.

>>42969762
Too many spelling mistakes, this is a stain on my honor.

>>42969405
>>42969408
>>42969410
KINO

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>>42970247
Why is Twiggy such a big piggy? Doesn't she know that she'll get a big belly from eating too much?!

>>42969407
too many burgers

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>>42970408
She uses food as a de-stressing mechanism, and she's constantly under a tremendous amount of stress. She only started pigging out after being made an alicorn. Clearly giving her wings was a dreadful decision for her mental health...

>>42971140
Fucking bullshit
She does not overeat and the fat was trying to take over my waifu are shameful af
Y'all niggers don't ever love this perfect purple pony, you just fetishize her with your disgusting fetishes

>>42971147
It's canon

>>42971147
Twiggy Piggy!

>>42971667
Nice plot

>>42971140
I find this pic really hot, and I don't know why.

>>42972198
You probably have a thing for degradation.

>>42972541
Frens

>>42971667
Twilight has such a nice perky butt!

>>42972892
True

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>>42973339
What exactly is going on here?

>>42974000
Mean Twi is probably cosplaying someone.

>>42969410
I can’t wait to read this green.

Do any of you have the green where twilight had anal sex with anon, and then goes to dinner with her friends, but didn't clean up after herself, so when her friends question her circumstances she buys a taco and shoves it up her ass?

>>42974598
sorry Anon, that's all I got.

>>42969395
This is fucking hot.

>>42974398
This dress looks good on her

It's getting hard for me to see the different shade of purple in her hair next to the magenta stripe. Am I going blind as fuck?

>>42975101
It might be your particular monitor having poor color settings.

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I want to cum in Twilight's mouth so bad.

>>42975106
It isn't...

>>42975144
Oh. Well sorry bud.

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OK got myself winless one too

>>42975287
She has an interesting mane.

>>42975287
Wait, where is her horn?

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>>42975592
right there

>>42975637
Oh. I thought it was her ear.

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>>42975678
She has it all. see

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>>42976189
BOOPED

>>42975699
>She has it all.
Except for the wings.

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>>42976189

>>42977693
Twilight is flying to bomb zebras

>>42977736
Twily would never

Off 9

https://youtu.be/2Bdt4CezSNI
I have not felt the yearning for a character quite like Twilight, not since my dream with that Hellhound girl.
I pray that one day, I can put all these woes behind me, I know Equestria isn't real, but since the past few weeks I've got an extra pep in my step, more motivation and fiery will to keep going, for Twilight.
Let me pray that I do not dream of her, let her be a far away thing. I don't want to see mirages anymore.
I will keep writing in the mean time.

>>42978603
>Hellhound girl
Huh?

what up

>>42978603
>I know Equestria isn't real
Equestria is real. You'll see when the time comes.

>>42978825
IWTCITS

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Be honest, but is Twilight the cutest mare you know?

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>>42980765
Probably. I can't think of any other, but mares are very cute in general and cuteness is not Twilight's main attraction. She's definitely very cute, though.

>>42979895
Stop mlemming!

>>42980765
Yes. The other mares don't even stand a chance.

>>42980765
Cutest and sexiest.

>>42980765
it's like going into candy shop and asking is there are any candy. Of course in Twlight thread we will say that she is the cutest. It would be the same thing if you aked in Luna thread. Then Luna would be the cutest.

>>42976786
that was the point actually, but don't worry i have one with wings too

What is the general consensus here about Twilight's actual birthday date? There looks to be two popular dates, March 30th and December 3rd.

>>42982331
Twiggy Piggy

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Is it just me, or does Twilight's shade of purple look kinda icky when it's right next to Starlight? I think Twilight looks fine when she's alone or with any other pony, but put her side by side with Starlight and the colors clash in a way that makes Twilight look too dark in a gross kind of way. Is it some kind of color theory nonsense?

>>42982603
>March 30th
This. The episode where Twilight celebrates her birthday doesn't have any snow, the weather looks more like summer or spring.

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>>42983013
It was an evil design by the warlock Haber, he made the demonic glimmer a magic shade of deceptive and parasitic purple, it lies to your eyes and steals your love for Twilight's purple. It was part of his plan to destroy Twilight and replace her with his pet demon dog.

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>>42983013
Note that Twilight is slightly less saturated in your pic compared to >>42983530, but it's also true that Glimmer's design has stronger contrast than most ponies and makes their colours look duller if they're right next to each other.

>>42983013
>>42983812
Glimm*r is not allowed here.

>>42983530
>>42983812
Obviously the answer is that Gl*mmer cast a spell to siphon a barely noticeable yet extremely important amount of saturation from Twlight's color and apply it to herself, thus making her look brighter than twilight at all times!

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i like this art of her :P

>>42984216
I have similar picture of me in my lab coat XD

>>42984856
What a small bridge.

>>42985335
>rape

>>42985489
No

>>42985524
Yes. Time for reverse rape.

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>>42984216
It's cute, thank you Flutterbro.

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Eew! Trixie stepped in shit!

>>42986262
That doesn't make sense. How can Trixie step on herself?

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Ballerina Twilight is so adorable; i can't get those scenes out of my head.

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>>42986972
Piggy!

>>42986650
Hotglue bait

>>42986913
Cute cultist

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>>42986650
Made for undressing

>>42987948
Slowly and sensually undressing Twilight... so that she can look the same as her usual unclothed self?

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Try to undress her form this and find out what happens then

>>42988353
It's the process itself that's important.

*cough*

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>>42986262

>>42988519
"why are we fighting each other" she says as if she isn't the one who always instigates it by annoying twilight

>>42988426
RIP Dicksword

>>42989347
How clever is Clover the Clever?

>>42969410
>>42969410
Please write more green

>>42969394
I just saw a lot of twilight asmr on YouTube

>>42989781
Post it

>>42987948
Did you make this for the reply? Seems oddly specific to just have lying around otherwise.

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>>42990156
It's a pretty old pic, so is this. Twilirina's appeal is timeless.

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>>42989872
Not him, but I got linked this one recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suddmbngaQk
It's OK, hte voice isn't really there.

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>>42990208
Fascinating. I have discovered that my autism intersects with an old rabbit hole of sorts. I didn't realize so many people were talking about it.

>>42990873
What is Twilight going to do with that filly

>>42990894
Adopt her

>>42990873
She just wanted friends

>>42989568
More than you faget

>>42990894
>What is Twilight going to do with that filly
Molest her

>>42991491
Twilight would never do that

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>>42991493
Not her first time, definitely not the last.

>>42991557
This is clearly propaganda perpetuated by Starlight!

>>42991493
Are you sure?
https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2023/7/3/3392226.mp4

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Sex with Twilight?

The Flood

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>>42991636
>that long ass neck

>>42991639
It's hot

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>>42991636
>that long ass neck

>>42992030
Her neck is sexy

>>42992030
She can deepthroat it!

>>42990873
>>42991557
ToT

>>42993865
It's always a rock.

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>>42991491

>>42872628

Please write more.

>>42966743

This made me sad.

>>42994148
>rape

>>42995742
Um... What's going on here?

>>42996154
Twilight bringing SciTwi to Equestria and publicly humiliating her while making her wear a magic chastity ring so she can't escape

>>42995742
It is technically legal to enslave oneself.

>>42997545
You made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mLFH5nHt9E

>>42997092
I love her

>>42997715
I remember seeing this meme in MLG montages 15 years ago.

>>42997092
What is she looking at?

>>42999539
:3

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>>42991636
Yes.

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I want to cuddle and kiss this mare so bad!

>>43000396
What's stopping you?

>>42997092
Toilet Sprinkle

>>43000573
The fact that she isn't real!

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>>42991583
DAAAAAMNNN

>>43001038
>The fact that she isn't real!
She's real, you'll see.

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boppin' music!

>>43001311
But then she'll have to choose which of us she's into...

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MAHOU HINBA
TOWAIRAITO SUPAKURU!!!

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>>43002474
My Twilight Sparkle lives in my heart (and Equestria) and it is physically not possible for anyone else to have her. She would never even dream of being with anyone else.

>>43002471
Look at her go!

>>43002523
>MAHOU HINBA
What does that mean? A magical pony?

>>43002984
Magical Mare

>>43002612
Real

>>43003783
Beautiful

>>43002474
>But then she'll have to choose which of us she's into
Every anon will end up in a separate universe with their own Twilight.

>>43005115
Is big Twi going to eat little Twi?

>>42969394
I just wanted to say that Twilight is a REALLY brave horse and I never see anyone give her credit for it. She's just always been fucking ready for action at any time since the very beginning of the show. I wonder why this book nerd is just always so down to go on epic quests or to fight things. I guess she was just born like that. I'm pretty sure she's braver than Rainbow Dash.

>>43005943
Rainbow Dash isn't brave, just a retard who doesn't think before she does things and rushes in.

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>>43005974
I feel like that's a little harsh.

>>43005943
Her determination is one of my favorite things about her. I feel like it's an interesting combo, she starts off as a smug knowitall who's lived a life of privilege yet she never grew complacent despite that.

>>43002001
mare of her dreams

>studying 20 chapters on how to give a good blowjob

>>43006145
Tumblr artists, you gotta expect it.

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>>43006145
Dumb artist going "haha mare starts with 'ma' just like man does, so it must fit." Idiot doesn't know any horse related words for what they are and just know the show used it a few times in pun names.

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>>43005943
>>43005986
Glimmerfags are not allowed to post in this thread.

>>43005943
>>43005974
>>43005986
Most of them are braver than they get credit for. Fluttershy went into the Everfree alone to protect the CMC and stared down a cockatrice with zero hesitation when it scared them. Applejack also went into the Everfree alone to investigate a runaway balloon and threw down with Timberwolves to save Spike and was downright feral when a chimera was about to hurt Apple Bloom. Even Rarity in the series premier was first in the group to start throwing hooves with a wild manticore. It's a bit crazy how only Rainbow regularly gets the brave and bold descriptor thrown at her while the others hardly get any acknowledgement despite having a longer track record of fighting dangerous creatures solo than her.

>>43005919
She stares straight into my soul.

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>>43006703
Twilight tends to do that.

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>>43006145
>>43006232
It's an edit

>>43006278
I think they are allowed as long as they don't post or mention glimmer. This one is okay since he was praising Twilight Sparkle and acknowledging how great she is.

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>>42969394

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Off 10

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WATCH OUT

>>43008175
Thank god she turned her head at the last moment, I don't wanna go out like that.

>>43008229
>There's a greater than zero chance you could be accidentally gored by a unicorn trying to love you

>>43008236
At least she'd feel horrible about it and stay in the hospital with you until you get better.

>>43008244
>you wanna know how I got these scars?

>>43008236
>>43008244
Probably at least let you pound it as a gesture of apology

>>43008359
I could see you convincing her that a form of penetration must be repaid with a form of penetration, but I don't think it'd immediately jump to mind for her.

>>43008229
>>43008236
I don't think her horn is that sharp, it would probably just leave a big bruise.

>>43008369
>I don't think it'd immediately jump to mind for her
Just ask? Like "Hey Twilight I know you feel really bad about stabbing me with your horn but I'd honestly feel a lot better if you let me hit it back there."

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>>43008236

>>43009944
What's on her face? Panties?

>>43010070
It's the style of medical eyepatch they wear in Japan.

>>43001674
Twice Creamle!

>>43009944
> dykeshit