>>42981899
What does horse penis and amino acid pill have to do with transformation?

>>42981876
will this grow a horse from the ground?

>>42982232
Only the penis.

That would imply I'd be having sex, so no.
God this board is so fucking dumb.

>>42982240
>bro is a virgin
HAHAHAHAHA

>>42981876
What if I gave this pill to a horse?

>>42981876
You want me to eat horsecock? I know you won't mind, but that's pretty gay OP.

>>42982302
nta, but you can have sex before and unfortunately don't have sex recently.

>>42982858
Canibalism.

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>>42982302
Being a virgin is good though. It makes your spells more powerful

>>42981876
Imagine being a horse pee pee harvesters

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>>42983068
Please don't make a molotov cocktail like that, you would hurt yourself...
Play minecraft instead, it' safer.

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>>42981876
Yeah, gimme the horse dong.

>>42981876
>uma
get this gacha shit off my board

>>42981876
bro be horsemaxxing

>>42985334
Sir, this is pony.

>>42985584
No, this is SPARTA!

>>42981876
Is this one of those stupid Chinese medicines where they grind up the part of the animal they want the powers (or size) of and ingest it? Regardless, I don't need it. My penis and balls are of excellent size.

>>42985647
>t. small peepee and one singular ball like hitler

>>42985654
Why you so knowledgeable about pee pees? Are you a cock connoisseur?

>>42981876
no i don't want to risk a tears down

>>42986600
trust me bro it's a tears up, luck up and range up pill

>>42986559
A dingus doctor? A snake savant? A penis polymath ? A dick geek? A weenie wizard? A schlong scholar? A pecker practitioner? A virge virtuoso?
Or ya just know a lot about cock ane balls?

>>42987410
a benis weenis doctor :DDD

>>42985647
>they grind up the part of the animal they want the powers (or size) of and ingest it
Meh. I'd prefer to take the horse dong intact. Preferably still attached to the stallion too.

>>42988326
hey man im not trying to sound racist or nothing but that sounds real fucking faggy

>>42988336
It's not gay when it's a stallion.

>>42981876
Will it give me a flare? Will it regrow my foreskin? What does it do? It's not MADE of horse penis, is it?

>>42989851
>spoiler
It's asian. So there's a realistic chance that it is.

>>42989851
>Made In China
What do you think?

>>42991251
Uma is Japanese for horse. Uma + viagra. It's Japanese

>>42981876
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMAMUSUME

>>42982238
Kek.

Need art of this.

>>42982238
Horse penis plant?!

>>42992363
Yes

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Your roasted horse penis, m'sir. With extra flare Bon 勃起.

Je t'emmène au pays de la trique, salope. 请慢用

>>42993131
thrank ru furu this dericious mrealu, chyna numba wan! *nom nom

>>42993131
Jesus. This is heresy.

>>42993131
Lol

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>>42993131
>Asian cuisine

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>>42993131
Do the Chinese REALLY?!

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>>42993131

>>42993131
I'd try it desu

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>>42993720
chinese delicacy and medicine recommended for treating deficiencies in Yang that cause low libido.
Nourishing food that enhances energy and vitality

>>42993853
AIEEEEE

>>42993853
What a waste of horse power.

>>42993853
Haha they put dicks in their mouths

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>>42993853
Did they kill the horses to get their pee pees or just cut off their pee pees and balls?

>>42995519
It's China. You can bet 100% it's the first option.

I Europe they eat the whole horse, so I imagine the same is true in China.

>>42993853
I don't think those are horses

>>42995789
What are they then?

>>42995810
dick n balls from the gelded uyghur people in those camps

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>>42993131
finally something that goes with my fried horse pussy

>>42995842
Uyghurs don't have flares.

>>42995900
how would you know?

>>42995910
Because they're human.

When I said I wanted a horse cock in my mouth this is not what I meant

>>42995897
thats fried cow pussy actually
t.knower

>>42995984
Did you make that post?

>>42996022
No such luck but I saw that photo make the rounds as cow pussy. I could be wrong I suppose.

>>42996030
...Does it taste good?

>>42981876
Why are chinks, japs, gooks, dinks, seaniggers, and other slopes so fucking obsessed with eating animal dicks? It's like stone age thinking.
>if grug eat horse penis then grug's penis get as big as horse

>>42995897
Rocky mountain oysters?

>>42996373
because they're slint eyed scum

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>>42996373
Chinese medicine believes 吃啥补啥. If you eat something similar to something in your body that something in your body gets stronger

For example: because walnuts look like a brain so eating walnut will make you smarter.

Eating animal kidney will make your kidney stronger.

So eating penis will make your penis longer and harder,

>>42997308
>magical penis wine
oh my

>>42997308
>The Cocktail
Hue hue hue.

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>>42993131
kek, I want to believe that you wrote this French sentence knowingly.

Also, it will be awful to eat.
Penis meat needs to be tenderized a lot, and cooked for long to be somewhat tender. Else, it's basically like eating a brunch of blood vessels stuck together.

>>42993853
Maybe deer or goat, but not hoarse.
With that back part, it looks like bull penis tho.

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>>42997971

>>42997971
what the fuck

>>42997971
Do they really... eat this? do they suck it? lmao

Do you think a Chinese anon would eat ponies and pony penises if he made it to equestria?

>>42998712
No. Because he wouldn't reach Equestria in the first place if he did.

>>42998712
Kirins don't eat ponies

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>>42999478
The Kirin should be glad no Chinese can get to them. I can only imagine what kind of Chinese medicine they'd try to create out of the Kirin

>>42996318
Well, people eat it dont they?

>>42999550
I hope not.

>>42999969
eeyup

>>42997971
MY EYES IT BURNS

>>43000106
At least you still have your gonads. So it could be worse.

>>42998028
Rara! I said cucumber sandwiches! WTF did you put in that!?

>>42998399
It's confidential and "medicinal" but yes, they do eat it.
Basically some asia countries have one dish of penises.
But also some coutries of south america, and africa ("Zizi de zébu" lol)
But fear not, you have rocky mountain oister in the US, that's probably as bad.
Well, taste wise, testicles are probably better than penises (less chewy I suppose).

If you want more info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_as_food
(beware if you are a man, it may make you feel uncomfortable)

bon appétit!

>>43000452
The fact they actually do makes me feel so ill...

>>42997971
EUGH

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>>43000452
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_as_food

AYO THE CHYYYNEEESE ARE EATING DICKS LMAO THEY STICKING COCKS UP THEIR MOUTHS AND NOM NOM HAHAHA

>>43001624
Chinese numba wan dicksucka!

>>42997971
This is extremely gross

>>42993853
>Chinese JUNKfood
Very clever.

>>42993853
>>42997971
finest chinese meals
>>42997308
finest chinese drink

>>43001213
What, you don't trust wikipedia?

If you think about it. In equestria it is possible because of magic...I'm sure you could even cast spells with a unicorns horn.

>>43003421
It is quite disturbing.

>>43004385
Because Asia. That's why.

>>43004668
How could we improve Asia to not do this stuff?

>>43005341
>hmm yes I want to drink penis
Lmao

I learned something new from this thread.

>>43005685
I learned that I should never say eat a dick to chinese people.

>>43006446
It's an expression "eat a dick" means "go fuck yourself" if you prefer (a bit less harsh tho).
And now that Anon knows they do it literally, well, that was the joke.

...
I'm really explaining this joke to you?

>>43007160
So it seems, so it seems.

>>42997971
You sure that's bovine? The tip looks very close to horsecock from this angle.

>>43008215
Come on, Anon. This is the Mongoloian basket weaving forum. The sight of horsecock is known around here.

>>43008412
/mlp/ knows a horse cock when it sees one

I think we should make a thread on /ck/ to ask them.
Maybe the have a recipe to share?

>>43008412
>The sight of horsecock is known around here.
This should be /mlp/'s slogan

>>43009082
Why would you want to eat horsecock?

>>43009418
chinese dna

>>43009248
Hum, good question.
Maybe putting a trenchcoat and taking an asian accent?
"Anonymouse, you cook horse cock, very good, much powerrr!"

>>43009418
See earlier in the thread, Asia think it has magical dong enhancement properties, africa is so poor that they eat everything, and south america are faggots.

would an anon really do that if they went to equestria? set up a black market and shipping off pony and other creatures body parts to china for big monies?

>>43009789
No.

>>42997308
more tastier then cheap wine on stores

>>43010320
bro drinking wee wee wine

>>43009789
Such an anon would never get there at all.

>>43009789
that's just pure evil