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>>42992218
>In case you're loyal to your waifu, at what point do you accept
You got it there. I'm loyal to my waifu. Meaning never.
Bedroom matters involve one anon, one pinkie pie, a bunch of pillows, a pillow fort and a lot of fun. Stallions are not invited.

I'm not straight but I wouldn't let my friend suck me off, have some self-respect dawg.

>>42992220
She's a married mare, she doesn't want you.

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>>42992220
But would you still love her if she was male?

>>42992238
No, any marenigger's love is skin deep.

>>42992238
Now that's a different question.
If she was turned into a stallion then yeah I'd still love her, absolutely.
Although I'm definitely gonna look for a solution to turn her back into a mare.

>>42992221
Yeah, listen to the REAL faggot here, OP.

>>42992247
>Although I'm definitely gonna look for a solution to turn her back into a mare.
>t. tranny

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>>42992247
>Implying it was an accident and Pinkie Pie didn't want to become Bubble Berry + ur gay lol

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>>42992218
No, kill yourself faggot. The only male I'd let suck me off is picrel

>>42992250
Now that's reaching. Unless his "solution" is turning himself into a mare. Which he should, because wanting to be a mare is the most based thing there is.

>>42992218
I don't befriend homewreckers.

>>42992257
Go back to Discuck, groomer pedophile.

>>42992218
No that's gay.

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>>42992218
only if i was a single horse and i didnt have to reciprocate anything gay

>>42992265
>t. too new to remember when threads like /ss/ were the norm on the site
go moralfag somewhere else junior

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>>42992221
This. I'm not straight either, but I have enough respect to set boundaries and not let carnal urges potentially cause issues with a great, platonic relationship with a good friend. Now, there's other kinds of bros that you can hang out and fool around with, but they're a bit different than the deep, heartfelt kinda friendship I have with my closest friends.
The exception to all of this is if both you and your friend agreed you want to take things to a more serious level, but even then, tread cautiously and don't let lust be confused for love.

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this entire thread is just baiters baiting baiters, there's like three different dicksword circlejerks congregated here alone.
It's only a halfstep better then them all independently trying to slide the board but honestly if you all want to have a midwit meme debate about gender shit and how trad you are you all should go literally anywhere else so it's easier for you guys to keep track of who's saying what.

>>42992218
I mean... I wouldn't mind any stallion sucking me off desu, I'd also be interested in jerking off his horsecock and see how big his flare is and watch how much a stallion cums.

>>42992257
>male
>rumble

Anon...

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>>42993194
Based!

>>42993202
W-what?

>>42993167
>how trad you are
It's really funny how anons here act like they wouldn't jump at the opportunity to let male!Pinkie suck their dick. XD

>>42993167
is it? I just like bubble berry
also feel free to provide source

>>42993604
just don't mind him, anon.

>>42992218
I had a friend like that, so yeah. But I doubt my cock could fit in a pony’s mouth, depending on what size they are. Me personally, I’m pretty hung, from what my FWB and people online have told me.

>>42994220
theyre used to horecocks anon, I think thryve got your pecker handled

>>42992218
I'm straight bordering on asexual for humans but bisexual for ponies/furries. It seems paradoxical but it's surprisingly common.

>>42994220
>I'm pretty hung
>My FWB
Faker than fake.

>>42994653
It’s real. We met online, and we fucked three times until we fell out. What makes you think that I’m lying?

>>42994685
The lack of a discord tag.

>>42994690
Is that an invitation?

>>42994524
I think it's called prison gay, actually.

>>42994685
The lack of a catbox link showing off your hefty package.

>>42993194
The correct way to do this is put the stallion or futa mare on top and let them throat swab you, they can play with yours as they please.

>>42994956
Hmm… I’m tempted. Not sure how that works, though. I’ve never done it.

>>42995260
https://catbox.moe/

>>42995260
You should do it!

>>42995433
I’m not gonna get banned if I do this, am I? It seems like I would. I’ve been banned several times here because of accidentally breaking rules, and I’d hate to have it happen again. I don’t wanna get permabanned eventually.

>>42995629
Hmmm, I can't say for sure one way or another. Sometimes things fly, sometimes jannys strike swift and hard. You could always try posting it in one of the many cock threads on /b/, /hm/, or even /soc/. Just cross-link to it here.

>>42995629
Use the owo proxy to evade bans

>>42992860
his ears looks weird

>>42992218
If it is what I have to do then I'll do it.

>>42992218
I'm not interested. Being sucked off by a stallion won't make me feel good. I won't hold it against him if he asks me once, but once I set the boundries and he keeps asking, then it will be about what he wants, not me. At that point, the friendship ends.

>>42992218
Depends on the stallion. Big Mac or Bulk Biceps? Too masculine. Soarin? Sure.

>>42995657
I post in those threads all the time. You won’t even have a hard time finding my posts, either.

>>42997254
Nice, that's good. But how will I know which monster dong is yours?

>>42992218
>stallion friend
Depends if it's a breezie/kirin, or just a normal square muzzle.
>and he doesn't need a relationship with you
Pass

>>42992218
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>42997260
I often post my username with the pictures. You’ll know who I am because of the username. I’ll give you a hint: it’s involved with this community.

>>42997264
Interesting. I'll keep an eye out then. I still think you should catbox a pic though, for research purposes.

>>42997270
I posted in one of them just now. If I find any more threads, I’ll post in them. If you find me, leave a reply or add me; whatever suits you.

>>42992218
stay here straightchad

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>>42997444
I found it! mfw

>>42995199
Anon, I am not a fag, I just enjoy soft gentile stallions.

>>42998346
Heh. Glad you like it. I love compliments.

>>42998485
Kill yourself. How about that one?

>>42998492
How original.

>>42998495
may you get raped by a pack of gay horny stallions at appleloosa ranch

>>42999071
Is that a bad thing?

>>42997254
>>42998485
Thicc cock bro!

>>42997254
>I post in those threads all the time.
Of course you do. That's all you monkeys that have their gray matter stored between their legs are good for, after all.

>>42992218
>Assuming you're straight
Whatever you day after this is an automatic no. Whenever someone has to state they or (you) are straight, it's always followed by the gayest thing possible.

>>42999348
People keep on telling me that, and I appreciate it.

>>42999775
Assuming you're straight, would you drink a milkshake?

>>42999186
I second this.

>>42999750

>That's all you monkeys that have their gray matter stored between their legs are good for, after all.

We built this world and everything in it, but do go on about how bad and useless we are. You holes are so delusional. The only reason y’all live so comfortably is because we allow it.

>>42992218
No, I've been in the opposite end of this situation with a good friend. Im glad he told me no and just let it be an awkward moment and moved on. It really made me realize i need to reign in my perverted desires and become a much more mature person overall

>>43000280
You got turned down and your conclusion from that is "Well maybe I don't really need sex like a regular human being, I'll just go celibate"?

>>42992218
I'd give him a kiss on the cheeeks.

>>43001422
Wholesome. Hope you will find your Equestria.

>>43001804
I myself have never really thought about breezies, because lel, but I think I'd have to say yes. Imagine...

>>43002456
Perfect size.

>>42995199
unf

I would kiss him every night and day.

>>43004370
straight*
ftfy

>>43004813
bro that is still gay dont lie to me

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>>43005558
Using the word "zesty" instantly makes you a gay ahh nigga... Welcome!

>>43005337
Less gay than fucking a w*m*n.

>>43006547
They're just wrestling

>>43006654
You can see a little ectoplasm in the bottom left of the drawing, that's to let you know that they're both being haunted by a ghost or perhaps a ghoul.

>>42992218
I was going to joke about being gay but there are actual gays in this thread and that makes me uncomfortable.

>>43006659
Nah, just sweat from wrestling around. Wrestling is quite the workout.

>>43006870
Well no that's what's between their muzzles.

>>42998485
You won't post an actual pic because you're a pussy.

>>43006874
No, that's saliva. They were tongue wrestling too...

>>43006930
But... but that's kissing.

>>43000992
no, the conclusion was maybe i shouldn't view my friends as sex objects and i should restrain myself to keep their friendship

>>43006934
Nahhh! It's just a tactic to daze your wrestling adversary long enough to get him in into prime takedown position.

>>43006906
No. It doesn’t belong here, and I’ll get banned if I post it. If you wanna see it so bad, go to /soc/.

>>42992218
I need a response to this from Pinkie Shrine anon

>>43007443
Post it on catbox, pussy.

>>43007505
>Pinkie Shrine anon
...Who?

>>42993194
Anon, stallions cum a lot, it's like floodgates opening. You wouldn't waste it would you? It's pretty much pure protein and zinc. You need to swallow, not because you're gay (you're not) but because not swallowing would be wasteful.

>>43007862
How many times do I have to say it? I don’t wanna get banned. I’m not risking it.

>>43008465
at most you'll get banned for like 3 days, calm down. also you shouldnt be attention-whoring in general, otherwise you're no better than """traps""" in a /trash/ thread

>>43008518
How am I attention-whoring? Y’all didn’t believe me, so I gave proof of what I said. And I’m scared of bans because I’ve had several of them at this point. I posted a pony pic in /soc/ because I forgot about the rule, and I was banned for 3 days. So yeah, I’m right to be cautious.

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>>43008403
Zebras cum even more! They evolved to cum such huge volume to literally flood any other male's seed out of his mate! An evolutionary arms race to increase semen volume! Nature sure is fascinating.

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>>43007862
>>43008465
>>43008518
I ventured over to /soc/ after he posted in one of the cock threads. Can confirm it is indeed a hefty slab of meat! Nice pubes too. Would gladly accept having it slapped and rubbed all over my face...
Anyways, it's in the "Nice Cocks Rate" thread over there, about 10 or 12 posts down.

>>43008403
I guess wasting that much stallion fertile seed would certainly be a little unreasonable, swallowing it sounds like the correct thing to do however, I wouldn't suck on the cock, I'd only put the flare inside my mouth to try to get as much of the stallion's seed as possible.

>>43008823
Why would you want that much amount of semen? It'd spill anyhow.

>>43006998
And you've had sex since that time I take it?

>>43008696
Just shut the fuck up retard. Fuck off to the cancerous shithole you crawled out of.

>>43008861
Man, I’m loving these compliments. I appreciate y’all.

>>43008891
Why is this site full of aggro keyboard warriors?

>>43008898
/soc/ is literally the board almost diametrically opposed to this one. Fuck. Off. Your ilk is not wanted here.

>>43008903
I don’t care what you want, fella. You’re not important.

>>43008872
>Why would you want that much amount of semen?
Dude, I explained why. The African savanna is a brutal place, mating opportunities don't come around often, so zeeb mares learned to mate with as many males as possible to ensure she could pass along her genes whenever times were conducive to reproduction. Well male zeebs want to ensure it's THEIR offspring that make it. So through evolution, males that produced more semen had a statistically higher chance of impregnating a mare, leading to the "cum volume evolutionary arms race." It eventually got so crazy that the sheer amount of semen a zebra would pump into a mare would "flush out" an opposing male's semen and replace it with his own... This only further reinforced the evolutionary adaptation, leading to what we have today: Grevy's zebras that easily pump out well over a LITER of thick cum!

>>43008912
Eat shit dirtbag. You're the lowest lifeform on here, even a frognigger is a more worthwhile poster. Little piece of shit.

>>43008923
Who are you trying to impress? I’m certainly not impressed.

>>43008924
Kill yourself.

>>43008923
Sounds like someone went and took a gander at his cock and got a little jealous.

>>43008927
So what are you even doing on this board besides looking up yet another way to catch AIDS?

>>43008927
Heh. Yep. Lots of people don’t like me, but my dick is bigger than all of them.

>>43008926
Not the first time I heard that, and it definitely won’t be the last.

Ponies? Oh wait, I forgot I'm on nu-/mlp/

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>Boasts about his cock size
>It's average, nothing special
Huh

>>43008950
Fags are easily impressed since they'll jump at any chance to suck on a dick

>>43008950
How’s it average when I’ve measured it to be about 8 inches or so? Plus, lots of people say it’s big.

>>43008955
That’s better than what women do. They always want the best and never settle for anything less. Being gay is nice because men aren’t picky like women are. Plus, women are highly overrated.

>>43008959
Nobody cares /soc/nigger. This isn't about your dick size unlike what you are thinking (because your mind can't think about anything but cocks). It's about you being a resident of one of the most cancerous boards on this site.

>>43008964
People like you are why I don’t like anybody at all. Always thinking they’re important for no reason.

>>43008970
>literally starts talking about his cock unprompted as typical of a /soc/nigger
>why don't people like meeeee?
Go back.

>>42992218
To consider it sincerely, I think I would panic. In my world friends don't offer friends blowjobs out of nowhere, unless it's a self-deprecating joke or a cry for help. Something is up.
The battle plan:
- Bake a cake together.
- Find out if something unrelated to me burdens his soul.
- If he's secretly in love, turn him down. The extent of my fruityness is a short infatuation with Jack Harkness as a teen. Not going back to it.
- If there's no crisis and he's just a touchy as fuck weirdo, offer headpats.

>>43008950
Why would you look it up

>>43010592
He was just curious about, you know. Cocks.

>>42992218
>Assuming (you)'re straight
OP is a faggot

>>43010840
Who isn't? They're actually quite fascinating.

>>43008920
That's really only grevy's zebra I think.

>>43011133
Yep. Grevy's zebras. Lucky boys! (And mares too desu.) Imagine getting your insides flooded with all that hot spunk... Oof!

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Daaaaamn!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYkAHWi64cs

>>43011196
WTF