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Can I be a unicorn if isekaid into Equestria?
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>>43001157
No!
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>>43001157
maybe
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>>43001157
I don't know
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>>43001157
Can you repeat the question?
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>>43001157
No, you'd become a poop pony because Celestia wants to teach you to be less racist. Enjoy your penis envy but for horns and wings and your old penis, little useless dogass-wiped green-as-grass filly bitch.
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>>43001361
>you'd become a poop pony
Truely a fate worse then death
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>>43001157
I need another minute to think of a answer
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>>43001361
if im retarded do i be an unicorn then?
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>>43001157
No, you'll become a zebra who does alchemy from dawn till dusk.
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>>43001157
Probably.
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>>43001157
Nah. You can't be /sci/, you have to be /x/.
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>>43001157
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>>43001743
lol silly fillies
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>>43001157
You're gonna become AN AIDS INFESTED DRAGON!!!!!!! YOULL LIVE, BREATHE AND SMELL AIDS. everything you touch will have AIDS. everything you DO will have AIDS. your skin will be COVERED IN AIDS. you will be AIDS. You will THRUMM WITH AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are nothing. No. Thing. But an AIDS dragon. Ok? Good. Glad we understand, my cocklette.
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>>43002495
he's researching to make a portal to equestria
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>>43002812
Real? Damn he better hurry up because I want to go to equestria asap!
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>>43002812
but ropes already exist...
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>>43003087
nah as in a actual portal like the barbie one
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>>43003491
The portal already exists though, Celestia just makes sure it's well-guarded and only allows through humans who are kind and most importantly not fans of the show because that would cause some real issues for Equestrian society.
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>>43001157
Yeah sure, whatever.
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>>43001157
If you are a scientist you would hate magic. Magic theory is utter nonsense. Like 2+2=5 nonsense. So you can be a unicorn, but you are not going to very successful in the magical arts.
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>>43004712
scientists would love magic as it would make their job super easy
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>>43001157
Getting isekaied as a Draconequus sounds cool, there’s a chance here
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>>43001417
Nope, straight Pegasi featherbrain
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>>43005576
This will only happen if you've been committed to a mental hospital for being a skitzo
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>>43001157
No. I am actively blocking Earth souls from Entering Equestria.
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>>43005838
No I fucking hate you faggots.
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>>43005883
Anons didn't reply to my oc. Anons replied to my bait. You get what you fucking deserve.
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>>43001157
if you live in a first world country then ok
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>>43001157
>wanting to become a pony
cringe, they can just magic you a horn or some wings or something.
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>>43004286
Just be happy for the random grandpas and grandmas that are enjoying their visits to Equestria!
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>>43007067
I suppose so.
>>43007063
>hushit
Sorry to hear you're a gay thirdworlder with a shit taste, maybe next life you wont be born in a slum in bangladesh
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>>43007544
There's nothing wrong with being happy with yourself and wanting to visit Equestria without fundamentally changing yourself, though I also think there's nothing wrong with wanting to change yourself to fit Equestria better. Your human-pony preference is probably not gonna decide whether or not you get to visit Equestria, we can all just chillax.
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umm I don't know i'll ask celestia
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>>43001157
Do I LOOK like I know? Go ask god.
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>>43008719
Are that mare's limbs wheels? Grim.
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>>43001157
I think therefore it happened
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>>43010007
But what if you were?
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>>43010335
Then I would know but alas I am not
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>>43001157
I don't know. But good luck on that I suppose.
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maybe later?
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No, assuming both universes have the same forces and laws that allows your atomic integrity, be glad to at least emerge as a human form - and I believe if another universe(s) exist, there is little room for different variables to make it “viable”.
like the planck constant, speed of light, newton etc all universes will appear fine tuned or won't be at all. or for a femtosecond.
so assuming you opened a portal or some rosen bridge to another universe, it won't turn you into a pony yet, you'd need something more complex like genetic manipulation.
>twilight zaps you
>“tada you're now a unicorn!”
>you're still the same, shrug.
>“well at least you are 100% unicorn DNA, soon you will grow fur and a mane and grow a horn all that. let's accelerate this.
>zap. there agign up the process you're now an unicorn - celestia knows how much energy and pain it would inflict.

so yeah your biggest challenge is step Ah getting isekai'd to 'Questria.


>>43005031
it would raises a LOT of interrogations but nothing impossible. Is magic a force carried by a boson?
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>>43011287
aren't isekais when you die? so it's not like a portal but as in your corpse dies and your soul transfers to a new dimension with a new body aka pony?
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I wish to know if you are able to
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Yes, because I said so. Unicorn up, boys!
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>>43001157
it will be revealed on the next blood moon if that is happening
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>>43001157
What field.
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>>43012962
he said "If i'm" which implies he's not currently a scientit
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>>43013560
>scientit
Damn, I wish I could do science on tits.
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>>43013560
"If im" to my implies that hes asking if because he is a scientist whereas "if i was" is more in line of what youre saying.
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>>43014081
It sounds more like "If I became a scientist would x happen?" to me.
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>>43001157
I'm not god so I wouldn't know to confirm your question.
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I know but im not telling anyone
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>>43014919
If you were god, what would you say?

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