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>>43003295
spitfire!! :D

>>43003295
>How would you go about finding mares to marry?
I'd kidnap a prince. In all the stories, that makes a team of 3-6 mares gather together and travel to the evil wizard's tower. They will inevitably be top-quality mares with a lot of potential to get even better.

It's the perfect plan.

Also, it always tickles me that Harshwhinny is a "Professional Professional".

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>>43003304
do not the pegasus

>>43003314
Beside the Mane 6 and the royal military,
which mares would go out adventuring?

>>43003352
Imma do the pegasus

>1 hour to p10
It's fucking 4AM
I'm so tired of schizos I don't have words to do it justice

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It says "Welcome to Ponyville" in human

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>>43003352
I'm going to do the pegasus and more

>>43004434
That sign certainly makes me feel welcome.

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>>43004434
How do Equestrian mares say hi to human men?
Cowgirl position.

I went to a gay bar and saw they didn't have a fire exit, so I left there as soon as possible.
Not going to risk my life just to see two stallions kiss.

>>43004663
>You raise your hand to ask your question?
“Y’all use ft for measurement?”
>Lyra quickly pipes up.
>”I prefer hands.”

Has anypony seen this year spring fashion. I'm already low on Bits because our husband want to keep up with it.

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This yellow dog keeps following me

>>43005605
What was the size ratio for ponies compared to humans again? Would fillies actually be this small? I hope so.

>>43005668
How so? Is it more /nmp/ than /rgre/?

>>43005675
>What do you mean? Every general must be like /trash/

page 8 in 40 mins, crazy

>>43005771
I think there’s a poster around spamming that.

>Canterlot, 4 AM
>walk of shame
>face visibly soaked
>8 different mare pheromones, smellable from across the street
how do I keep getting my dumb, slutty ass into this situation every saturday

>10

>>43005668
>>43005771
Absolutely mindbroken

>>43006169
Well for one you keep offering yourself as a seat.

>>43003304
>Goes to the Wonderbolt HQ and gropes Spitfire's flank when she walks past

>>43006909
That's how you end up in a bodybag and dropped off the side of the Academy's mesa, anon

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>>43004010
>Anon, I...

>>43007226
shh shh shh, don't break his heart
let him have hope just a little bit longer

>>43007045
Wrong, she'd shatter your pelvis and leave you in the middle of the academy for any other Wonderbolt mares if you're lucky. Or she could keep you all to herself if you're unlucky

>>43007815
>Being kept by Spitfire
>Unlucky
unfa unfa you boys'll never see me again after this

>>43007815
I wonder how many stallions gone missing when in reality they're in some mares basement as a result of stuff like that

>slidefag is back

>>43007820
>>43007822
This feels like the same thinking that makes stallions both petition serial cuddlers be released and then turn around screeching about feeling unsafe at night.

>>43003304
that one /rgre/ Spitfire green is still the GOAT

>Be mare.
>Go back to local hobby shop for newest comic of Batmare.
>Notice same faker stallion is back but has a friend with him.
>Said friend is that hooman alien that appeared one day in town.
>Doesn't matter of size, their both fakers.
>Start walking toward the two only to be lifted by the hooman.
>Hooman request you to apologized to faker friend.
>Denied his request by shouting at them and tell them to leave.
>You went from being held to cradle by the hooman as he speak to you in foal talk.
>Feel your marelyness leaving you as on goers take pics of situation.
>Apologize of action to be free from hooman grasp.
>Hooman put you down then go with friend to buy O&O book
>Get the comic and pay the store owner who call you a little filly now
>You can never go back to this hobby shop again.

>>43008193
The one where Anon teaches her how to use "based" and "cringe" and calls a colt with cancer a fag?

Remove all noble mare for trying to dishonor prince anon reputation.

Stallions gotta stick together regardless of species.

>>43008649
While true, this also sounds like something I'd hear while being inducted into the local witcher circle.

>>43008649
>t. (((Griffon)))

>>43008649
>>43008815

Reminds me of the groups women that would form in more rural places to keep tabs on each other, in which the oldest women would offer to poison especially violent husbands and take the fall, so the younger women could live free and take care of their children.
All of this since women didn't really have a way to fight back back then.
Considering the weird time mish-mash G4 is in, those kind of sub-societies for stallion would likely still exist, if in less extreme of ways.

>>43003352
I want the pegasus to do me.

bumpa

https://pastebin.com/0qpy3PZk

>>43009555
nice, I'm gonna check this out

>>43008230
No, the one where Fleetfoot sets them up and they start fucking up paparazzi.

Between Spitfire and Lyra, who would destroy my penis the hardest?
Spitfire is in peak physical condition and has a libido that burns like thermite, but Lyra is a monomaniacal schizo, and nopony fucks like an insane pony.

>>43009555
>eqg
rgreqg tends to suck

>>43010068
Spibby.

>>43010068
Spitfire could never do the same amount of damage that Lyra could do on the basic fact that she's a pegasus.

>>43009555
>pastebin
Do they still delete pony stuff?
https://ponepaste.org/ is the site made to remedy that, I think.
And https://poneb.in/ is a workaround for pastebin.

>>43010108
Ah, right.

>>43005055
>>”I prefer hands.”
I don't know what's funnier: the fact that this is a real measurement, or that it's solely used for horses.

You always down here now
Remember when you weren't?

>>43010326
THIS IS A BLUEBOARD!!!

>>43010089
True. Getting your prostate mare handled via telekinesis is a unique experience.

>>43010068
Lyra has magic which is an insane advantage but since Spitifre indeed has peak physique, she'd last far longer than Lyra ever could, so this makes it a 'brief but intense' vs 'long but eventually intense' argument.

One day, I'll have my own herd and I will keep them happy with dinner on time and never talk back if their doing something wrong.

>>43010068
Spitfire for normal sex, but Lyra would tie you up and find other ways to destroy you.

You mares need to mare up and stop stallions from going to page 10. There too many ziggers there ready to rape them.

>>43011396
Ziggers ain’t real. A total crystal ball myth to troll.

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Do you remember the bandits?

>>43011698
Didn’t they hang for their crimes?

>>43011698
I don't, redpill me on the bandits

>>43012029
I think it involved Shining Armor.

>>43010358
Lyra was ecstatic when she found out how humans measured horses.

>>43011396
>>43011512
Don't call us Ziggers we prefer the term Ziggas.

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>9
Disobedient colts get mogged by Flitter

>>43011143
If someone is doing something wrong you should tell them. Regardless of gender.
Unless you mean it in a "let them learn the hard way" kind of way.

>>43008815
>>43009190
Knowing magic is real and going off of an older thread where lonely stallions are allways drawn to dark magic, there must be some government institution watching over exactly this kind of thing. Also reminds me of the trope of demon summoning being a favourite passtime of nobles and girlnights in our world.

>>43012395
And?

Dear Princess Celestia
All Stallions are hoes!

Stallions rise up! We need to show mares we mean business and want respect.

is RGRE!Marble a marecel "stallions owe me sex" or just 3autistic5colts?