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why are mares like this
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>>43031543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLo45YnZ5XI
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>>43031543
he reminds me of those anti-japanese posters
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>>43031543
We live in a mare society.
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>>43031543
Hot
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>>43031544
kino
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>>43031543
But mares aren't like this.
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>>43031543
I really cant stand this artist. all of his jokes are the ponies being mean to each other, dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist, ponies taking advantage of each other, or just otherwise being mean-spirited. it's like the polar opposite of the show but not in an interesting or fun way like the violent/edgy stuff of the early days was.

took me a while to find an image of his I actually liked
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>>43031543
>mares but if they were 3DPD
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>>43031548
Someone should edit this but with ponies instead
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>>43031543
Me on the right
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>>43031543
literally me irl
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>>43031543
Glimmer spread her bad influence to them
You can tell by the masturbooping
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>>43032762
this. glimmer is evil and is basically a 3DPD
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>>43031543
Then the stallion on the right turns into a massive maresogynist, and the femarenists go, "but why do so many stallions keep turning into incels? we didn't do anything. it's not our fault. oh, I know! It's because of the stallionosphere and the algorithms!!!"
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>>43033095
>maresogynist
etymological gore. should be misomareist.
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>>43031543
just like real life... haha...
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>>43031543
mares would never say that
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>>43034827
Only marecels since they are desperate but cannot find the right words to use to even seduce a stallion.
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>>43034827
mares would always say that.
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>>43031543
I am NOT okay with what Rarity did to that guy in the Iron Will episode.

Also what are the chances Jack Black plays Iron Will in the upcoming movie?
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>>43034827
They would, but only as a prelude to sex.
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>>43035266
>you've never had sex? wow, lame!
Rude and un-ponylike
>you've never had sex! wow, lame! let's fix that!
Ponylike.
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>>43035273
Truly
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>>43031543
They aren't just like real women, OP.
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>>43031543
Why doesn't he shave his beard stubble?
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>>43036196
it's acne not stubble
and he's proud of his mustache, he worked hard to grow it out (as thin as it is)
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>>43036213
ok but i'd shave if I was him unless it's the new thing that mares love
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>>43031543
never happened
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>>43031543
>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earth
wow, what an awful thought experiment, never think again
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>>43037551
>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earth
wow, what an based thought experiment, keep on thinking
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>>43032421
>THE KIRIN
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>>43031543
The way she says it makes it sound like she’s gonna take his virginity as a prank
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>>43031548
me on da reft
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>>43031543
They would NEVER ever say that to anypony. Mares have a heart of gold.
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>>43039826
They would especially in Josh Habers vision.
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>>43039826
they would though
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>>43040611
>baseless josh haber slander
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>>43042786
Haber's era had an episode with a generic fat, angry femnazi pony used as a background extra.
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>>43042793
Whoa Nelly?
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>>43042786
>baseless
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>>43031543
Because mares are 3DPDs irl.
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>Insecure males don't want Equestria to be like this
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>>43045235
u-unff
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>>43031543
You can't blame them. It's the females who need to gatekeep the genepool, keeping weak males out so they don't spread weak traits through the population.

If that stallion to too weak to overcome their teasing and find a way into the gene pool anyway, then it's a good thing they kept him out. Equestria doesn't need to be filled with scrawny, pimply, buck-toothed losers which is exactly what would happen if they let him breed.
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>>43045623
But there is too many mares compared to stallions so mares will be desperate.
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>>43045235
slutquestria would be hot but only if I can have at least one loyal marewife
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>>43045911
The answer is herds. You see, the anon you're speaking to likes to watch. We even have a word for these kinds of 'men'.
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>>43046931
>Herds
Not canon.
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>its because i will never give anything to MARES *spits
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>>43047789
>HAHAHAHA this Bozo likes stallions!
>yes, i will Psicologically break 2 handsome stallions to be my submissive bitches just so you FEMALES have lesser options.
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>>43047789
>>43047795
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>>43046742
She'd be a slut as well...
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>>43031543
CAUSE I'M A LOSER
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>>43046939
neither is a lopsided gender ratio.
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>43050381
>
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>>43050381
Do you not know anything about horses?
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>>43031543
CAUSE IM A WINRAR
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That's not how mares work.
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>>43031543
That's just how mares are these days.
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Facts.
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>>43031543
Mares? Not on my watch.
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>>43053764
this only applies to real life with 3DPDs
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KnuIGOb9I
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I want mares to bully me.
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I WANT THE MARES TO RAPE ME
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I want mares to amre
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>>43031543
Horses are a herd species, so all the mares naturally would really go for Chad
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>>43057758
In Equestria Chad is unironically gay. They're stuck with chuds.
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>>43058082
Total chud pony victory if true
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>>43058082
Proof?
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>>43058082
Is chad called Braeburn by any chance?
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>>43058082
I don't believe what you say...
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>>43059036
eeyup
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>>43031543
They do not. Now women on the other side...
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>>43032762
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>>43032762
OH GOD IM BOOPING MYSELF ARRGH
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>>43060774
self-booping makes you more purer
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>>43061583
No it doesn't.
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>>43061583
Facts.
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>>43060774
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>>43062649
yipee!
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>>43031543
What makes you think that? Could be that mare just had a bad day.
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>>43063277
We all have a bad day but we dont act like 3DPDs.
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>>43063706
some anons do
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>>43064382
Like OP?
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>>43064583
Nah, (You).
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>>43031543
no they not
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>>43065043
Yes they are.
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>>43062649
wholesome
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>>43031543
They're changelings.
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>>43066128
umm its mares
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>>43031544
kek I like his comics
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>>43066802
jej
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>>43066802
Flutters is autistic though.
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>>43066802
Fluttershy BTFO!
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>>43031544
Heh, that's good.
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>>43062649
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>>43053764
wrong
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>>43031543
Just mare things.
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>>43069681
mares dont do that
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>>43031543
Marecels never change.
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>>43058082
yeah right lmao
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>>43031543
Fake and gay.
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>>43031543
Real and straight
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>>43031548
kek
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>>43033095
quite the mystery indeed
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>>43031543
Have you asked a mare why?
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>Don't make fun of the troll thread that's trolling
nigger
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>>43073483
He doesn't need to.
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>>43031543
skill issue innit
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>>43068837
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>>43074654
NOT THE PADDLE!
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>>43074654
rude
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>>43053764
Dying a virgin sucks
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>>43076003
Only because it's tremendous blow to your self-esteem. Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to be, unless you're a Chad and the creature you're fucking is passionate (which she can only be with a Chad - beta males get mundane starfish sex once a month). You also need to be hung, if you're a girthlet (like me) sex will always feel like it can't even compare to your hand.

Just saying that unless you're above average in girth you might as well stop while you're ahead, it's always going to suck. Thank you God, for fucking me over in literally every way possible in this world. Sure makes me want to worship you.
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>>43076347
>Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to be
I dunno man it kinda sounds epic
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>>43076633
It probably is if you're girthy, then it probably feels great. I literally didn't feel a thing, never even managed to come.
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>>43076921
>he fucks for raw pleasure and expects to get satisfaction
Do sexniggers really?
After I reincarnate I will only have sex with Rainbow Dash after an officiated legally declared marriage with a religious leader. Sex only works as a means to reinforce what is already there; sex cannot be the groundwork of a bond.
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>>43076934
Uh, no, it doesn't matter what your mindset is, if you literally don't feel anything it won't do anything for you no matter how much you love each other (and I didn't love her anyway).
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>>43076956
>it doesn't matter what your mindset is
It does to a certain mustachioed being with a obession with barney
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>>43076992
You have alerted the horde
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>>43076998
Ahh don't worry, the websites they use to ban avoid are being targeted by the 4chan dev so there will be less of them and less trolls i'd say.
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>>43076347
Love does exist, but it's reserved exclusively for highly attractive guys, anything less and she'll reluctantly settle for divorcing you after slamming into the wall at mach speeds.
As an average Steve or Josh you might as well be in the same boat as the 3/10 Melvins and Eugenes
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Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly? To be fair, though, I kinda have a thing for nerds. I also like Frazzle Rock.
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>shartday advice column
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>>43077591
No it's all good. the ugliest pony I'd say is Bulk Biceps.
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>>43077591
>Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly?
what makes you think that
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>>43077760
>Bulk Biceps.
He's cute.
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what is going on with the recent trend of drawing mares being mean?
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>>43078278
I guess artists are trying to make ponies more 3DPD?
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>>43078641
That's impossible, mares don't lie and cheat!
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>>43078703
>mares don't lie and cheat!
Even if their life was on the line and they had to win a game of poker to live?
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>>43078739
They'd probably pass out like it's Kinderquestria.
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>>43078748
i hope so
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>>43078278
Some niggas want to be abused.
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>>43078278
I don't know about the artists, but the ones posting the daily demotivationals have an agenda.
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>>43079388
an agenda to make dommy mare art?
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>>43079620
UNF if true
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>>43079620
Real?
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>Being such a glutton for punishment you can't even like mares unless they're acting like real women
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>>43080185
Is there a problem with that?
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>>43080500
See ya in another couple hours.
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>>43074654
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>>43080534
Glad to see Twilight isn't a meanie after all!
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>>43080534
how wholesome
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>>43078278
>what is going on with the recent trend of drawing mares being mean?
I don't mind it at all, as it gives mares more personality.
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>>43081781
Not being a cunt != not having a personality.
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>>43082107
But it gives more life to a mare than just being sorta like a clone of many.
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>>43078278
I WANT MARES TO BE MEAN TO ME NOW!!
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>>43082248
No, anon. Characters don't need to be putzes to be considered "real". You've been conditioned into trying to find enjoyment in terrible behavior. Deprogram yourself, for your own good.
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>>43031543
They aren't
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>>43082808
>You've been conditioned into trying to find enjoyment in terrible behavior.
is there a problem with that? I can fix that mare
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>>43082837
As long as you make sure to keep fantasy and reality separated, so you at least don't end up with a BPDemon thinking she can change.
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>>43082884
>so you at least don't end up with a BPDemon thinking she can change.
But anon, that's the best part! UNF
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>>43082884
>As long as you make sure to keep fantasy and reality separated
but what if i dont want to
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>>43083667
Stupid fucking retard, mares ARENT 3dpds.
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>>43080185
Yes. I'm like The Pain from MGS3
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>>43080534
Hugs from twily!
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>>43031543
THEY ARE NOT LIKE THIS I HAVE SEEN A MARE BEFORE AND THEY WERE NICE OKAY LIKE UMM MAYBE DONT ACT LIKE A ZIGGER AROUND THEM OKAY
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>>43085119
when did you see a mare?
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>>43080534
>alternatively
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>>43085577
unf
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>>43031544
>out of his league
Damn, the stallion situation in Ponyville must be dire!
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>>43085981
isnt there like way more mares compared to stallions?
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>>43086112
Yeah... But must be that stark in Ponyville.
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>>43085577
>Spankies
Oh no.
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>>43077591
Gizmo looks like the average Anon
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>>43087221
Fuck you, I'm not that UGLY. I mean seriously, buck teeth? Who-huh???
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>>43033095
We live in a maresociety.
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>>43087221
Can confirm
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>>43031544
love this
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>>43031543
Mares, am I rite?
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>>43085577
why would anyone be in this situation
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>>43089456
>>43089456
She's a bad pony and even Twilight has her limits. Maybe she mind controlled her friends again.
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>>43031543
this is what happens
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>>43089699
>School of Friendship
Ocellus did us a favour.
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>>43078278
They're more rapeable that way
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>>43090143
Not just Ocellus did.
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>>43078278
Trend? We all love a mean mare.
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>>43091162
i dont i only like good wholesome chungus happy mare
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>>43091935
Best mare.
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>>43092342
worst*
FTFY
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>>43091935
wife
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>>43091935
my wife has so much snowpity.
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>>43031543
is there a actual person with the name Bozo? I wonder.
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>>43093028
Yeah, serbs or croats have that as a first name lol
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>>43077591
Gizmo is cute.
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>>43032109
>I really cant stand this artist. all of his jokes are the ponies being mean to each other, dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist, ponies taking advantage of each other, or just otherwise being mean-spirited. it's like the polar opposite of the show but not in an interesting or fun way like the violent/edgy stuff of the early days was.
Those are good jokes though
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>>43076934
>After I reincarnate I will only have sex with Rainbow Dash after an officiated legally declared marriage
This you, anon?
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>>43089699
We dont do school shootings in Equestria.
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>>43076934
Based anon!
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>>43077520
You creatures have such poor self esteem of yourselves and I bet you have horrible judgement in aesthetics and genetics to boot.
Reveal your voices and I will tell immediately what can kind of people you are.
https://vocaroo.com/

Take note that the level of youthful hick suburbia voices I've heard here on /mlp/ is beyond normal levels. Who the hell would ever want to fuck a hick outside of another hick woman. None of you idiots have prince and princess qualities. You date what you can within your own race.
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>>43076934
Oh great here comes another hick religiousfag. Fuck off gen-Zer. Go become a monk.
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>>43094632
This. Stupid puritanical zoomzooms.
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>>43094625
https://voca.ro/16NLvewJOUh3
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>>43094848
Holy shit Duke Nukem is on /mlp/ right now!!!
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>>43094632
you wont go to equestria if you dont marry before sex
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>>43095622
I only plan to marry when I'm in Equestria anyway.
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>>43094632
*RRRIIIIIIP*
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>>43095665
Hear that? That's YOUR ticket being ripped much like all other puritans.
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>>43094625
Why the fuck are you like this?
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>>43096325
>Religiousfag cope
I'm going to have sex with my mare and you cant stop me, simple as
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>>43096717
His mother never loved him, just like nobody else will, that's why he lashes out against his peers. It's the only way he knows how to ask for attention.
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>>43094625
>Reveal your voices and I will tell immediately what can kind of people you are.
Reveal yours first before asking for others FAGGOT
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>>43031543
where is the proofs mares act like that
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>>43098235
This.
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>>43098751
What the fuck dont do that to derpy
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>>43098751
Why?
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>>43098751
>abuse
Ticket: Revoked.
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>>43099938
umm yikes sweetie you cant just do that
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>>43098751
Aww hell nah nigga wtf is this shit.
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>>43094134
Nice selfie, Anon.
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>>43031543
I don't know really but I wish they did this to me haha
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>>43078703
Suri Polomare.
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>>43102352
never happened
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>>43098751
Mares treat Derpy nicely not like THAT...
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>>43105019
everypony laughs at the retarded disabled pegasus
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>>43094100
>Those are good jokes though
Wrong.
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>>43104575
Season 4 episode 8 "Rarity Takes Manehattan".
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>>43080185
I want ze mare to punish me greatly~~~
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>>43094625
https://voca.ro/17lQZCjNQ1i6
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>>43106742
BAF
(Based as fuck)
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>>43094625
https://vocaroo.com/16SlS8as59Ks
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>>43106742
Ya need a potato, mick?
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>>43107437
Is that markiplier? Didn't know he loves fillies so much.
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>>43045235
she out of line, but she right
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>>43108283
Nah it ain't but it would be based of him iff he did
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>>43106154
the show only had 2 seasons, thoughbeit
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>>43109034
Umm actually its 9 seasons...
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>>43094625
https://voca.ro/18Shx9RHbeJx
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>>43109799
NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THIS
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>>43109034
>>43109603
1 season*
FTFY
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>>43110207
S2 is good thougb
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>>43108283
>https://vocaroo.com/16SlS8as59Ks
sounds nothing like markiplier
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>>43110693
A poor immitation then
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>>43109034
why is that
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>>43111415
Alicorn Twilight is not canon.
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>>43101845
How does anyone even slightly like bondage
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>>43112522
Not sure, but I think it might be enjoyable with the right mindset and a person you trust. A lot of those crappy erotica movies of the 90s had women cuff some guy to the bed and have her way with him, for example. I don't think I could ever trust any human being enough to do that myself, though. But it's okay to read in fanfiction.
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>>43112533
Yeah but it seems ot would feel so restrictive, y'know?
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>>43112522
I do. It's a good kink.
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>>43113285
nah its shite for losers
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>>43113738
Like you!
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>>43080534
>>43085577
Which is canon?
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>>43114318
Both.
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>>43031543
i never see them like this
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>>43115147
That's because you have never been close to a mare before.
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>>43115874
I have in real life but that be a horse and she was a nice one.
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>>43101845
Me on the left haha
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>>43031543
I wish a mare would tell me that
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>>43117361
Could I tell you of your meddling IQ instead, bozo?
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>>43117757
no u are not mare
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>>43118157
:(
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>>43060774
Glimmy masturboop!
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>>43032109
This all sounds like that's more of a you problem losing all of that humor than his.
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>>43118545
pretty mare
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>>43118545
Ugly mare.
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>>43119524
No, he's right actually.
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>>43120225
How, may I ask?
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>>43120681
Turning ponies into OOC 3DPD surrogates isn't funny or interesting. I see that shit all around me every day, it's not why I'm into pony. Ponies are not like humans, it's the very reason we like them in the first place.
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>>43120694
But ponies aren't 3DPD and have a right to have a actual personality then what you think they all have.
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>>43120694
Some people like character archetypes/cliches with cute designs. Not everyone is using ponies as cope.
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>>43121134
>>43121360
See >>43082107 and >>43082808
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>>43121736
It's not terrible behavior, it's called having some soul and uniqueness which will make you enjoy the mares better.
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>>43121736
anon got bad taste
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Ok good making sure I didn't need to bump it from 10 because it's such a good thread
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A mare raped me ;(
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>>43121902
>mares acting like bitches is giving them souls
Based retard
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>>43121902
Hey watch it asshole, I just tripped over your beak of a nose.
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>>43122745
Fuck you.
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>>43121902
>it's called having some soul and uniqueness
This has to be a joke... right?
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>>43031543
I have technically never fucked because my shaft despite being 6'7 is thin enough to fit through the hole of a Gatorade™ bottle. So I have to use one of those male strap-ons for men a bumpy studded sheath sleeve a mutual masturbaitor a humiliation ritual for my damn needle. Since skin isn't touching it's basically like I've never had sex in a way since I'm technically being cucked by the toy even though I'm wearing the toy.
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>>43124733
That's some grim shit, if it were true.
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>>43123228
Hey is that a penny over there?
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>>43124924
A penny? WHERE?! I DON'T SEE IT!
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>>43125293
Check again in another 4 hours, Noseberg.
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>>43125299
Goy you better tell me NOW don't make me wait goy I don't have even 7 minutes to spare.
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>>43125304
Are you actually jewish?
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>>43125760
I am. Where's that penny, motherfucker?
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>>43125766
Up on the ceiling where it says gullible
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>>43077520
>Love does exist, but it's reserved exclusively for highly attractive guys
Well then it's not love idiot that's just lust. It's always been lust.... Boomer humor spouse hating comics are the norm this is the fate for most people. I've seen pretty people fight, divorce, remarry and repeat the cycle so no one is safe....
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>>43126436
>Well then it's not love idiot that's just lust.
Love is 90% lust.
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>>43126436
What's wrong with lust?
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>>43126617
It's temporary.
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>>43126985
And that's bad... because?
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>>43127250
You can't build a stable foundation off of a fleeting feeling.
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>>43127253
Why even need a foundation? If it's permanent then you will lose any enjoyment you may get out of it.
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>>43127253
Hence why nearly all of modern marriages end in divorce, because as I said >>43126541
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>>43128693
>nearly all
How many divorces are there anyways to decide its the majority or whatever
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>>43128973
Any marriage that doesn't end in "till death do us part" is a failed marriage. So nearly every one of them nowadays.
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>>43128988
Huh? There are plenty of marriages like that that are to the end.
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>>43129326
Hardly any nowadays especially if they're not religious. Also they must be their single partner when they die, not their fourth after several failed marriages. One strike and you're out in this game.
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>>43126541
This is so stupid and gay. I'm not some larping religionsfag and I dislike the concept of marriage, but real live should be platonic at its core, it should be able to exist without sex.
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>>43130027
>I dislike the concept of marriage
Someone's not going to Equestria and that someone is you.
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>>43130331
He just can't be aware that marriage to a pony would be ideal. Marriage in this reality he's probably got a point.
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>>43130334
Marriage in this reality is nothing but a social contract with agreed upon compensation for the exchange of goods and services. It's as far removed from "love" as can ever be.
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>>43130401
you could say anything is a "social contract". It makes no sense.
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>>43130331
Marriage only makes sense if you believe in god. If you are not religious there's literally no point. You need to sign some paper to prove you love another person? Are you hearing yourself? That's ridiculous. I dislike this idea of turning love into some deal with terms and conditions.
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>>43130977
>You need to sign some paper to prove you love another person?
Yes.
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>>43130977
you can still believe in a marriage even if you are not religious its basically claiming someone for yourself only
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>>43130836
>>43131299
>t. Got suckered into "proving his love"

Enjoy the eventual divorce rape, moron.
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>>43131568
>Enjoy the eventual divorce rape, moron.
I'll take things that will never happen for $400
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>>43131817
have you seen ANY modern couples last long?
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>>43132301
Yes, your dad and your mom counts.
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>>43131568
I want to prove my love to queen chrysalis if u know what i mean
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>>43132713
Anon...
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>>43131817
Thanks for the 400 bucks bro.
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>>43133078
Anon with four hundred bucks. What will he buy?
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>>43133104
20 dragon dildos
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>>43133104
1 portal to equestria (doesnt work so scam)
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>>43133104
A 4chan pass.
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>>43132991
What is it?
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>>43031543
I want a mare to bully me as she steps on my balls.
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>>43135339
>CBT
Anon...
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>>43136123
well howdy mr anal flaggot
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>>43127253
YES WE CAN!
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>>43135339
Okay, how does anyone gain any sustenance of enjoyment from that weird fetish? It's going to be painful.
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>>43031543
Mare just wants all the lunch money you got, so hand it over.
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>>43138239
daww she's so cute :)
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>>43138941
Marble will beat you up now. Say your prayers.
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>>43139478
Oh noes haha
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>>43137700
>It's going to be painful.
nah itll be great
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>>43031543
>Janitor is a bozo
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>>43140901
Weirdo.
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>>43138239
I WANT TO KISS MARBLE PIE
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>>43031543
You should be asking why aren't mares like this? since its better like that
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>>43142884
Hella no.
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>>43142884
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>>43142884
t. simptarded
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>>43143989
Baseless accusation, I am not a simp.
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>>43143989
he's not a simp... HE'S A MASOCHIST!
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>>43144400
OH MY CELESTIA!
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>>43142884
t. chadcoded
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>>43144400
Oh the horror...
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>>43145395
are those mares okay?
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>>43145906
They're dead, Jim.
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what the fuck is this thread?
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>>43146367
Tracy would be a mare to bully you while cutting your limbs, haha?
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>>43146486
what
the
fuck
is this thread?
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>>43146486
>while cutting your limbs
nigga then i be dead or running away from that bitch
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>>43146859
You CANT run away from Tracy. She always catches up.
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>>43031543
This is very questioning.
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>>43147254
How much questioning, may I ask?
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>>43145395
those mares are still alive only fainted
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>>43148152
Oh yeah? Explain THIS.
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no no that cant be real
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>>43149038
It is :)
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>>43148627
Edited picture...
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>>43149038
i tried wut, twilight?
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>>43150228
She tried to save those mares but she FAILED for being worst pony.
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>>43150601
Twilight Sparkle is best pony. You're just a hater.
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>>43150883
Dashie > Twigger
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>>43151273
Can Dash jerk you off without even touching you? No? Didn't think so.
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>>43031543
"want it? then earn it!"
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>>43151371
Even in Equestria this is going to be met with a chorus of laughter from the audience.
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>>43151320
>not wanting the jerk to be physical
Might as well jerk yourself off at that point with the lack of interaction, bonehead!
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>>43151723
I don't think you wanna know just what magic can do that your hooves and feathers can't, cloudhumper.
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>>43151737
Nahh, I'd win. Feather beats magic in that department!
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>>43151371
"SEDUCE ME!"
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>>43152188
Have you got a bucket of hay?
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>>43152646
no but i got a bucket of scootaloo does that count
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>>43152873
Yummers...
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>>43152873
Do not eat Scootaloo.
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>>43153730
nom nom nom
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>>43031543
They... aren't? When did a mare ever bully in the show.
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>>43154504
Im my dreams
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>>43154504
DYEWTS
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>>43155126
tell me which episode and timestamp, fag.
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>>43031543
Based mares! Tell me how vile I am!
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>>43156337
weirdo
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>>43033095
>femarenists
>Implying feminists exist in equestria still.
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>>43156416
>he doesnt want a cute mare to be mean to him
thats pretty gay of you
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>>43114318
Glimmy fears the paddle.
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>>43157512
The paddle is coming
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>>43157512
Why should glimmy fear some wooden stick?
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>>43158242
It will SMACK her
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>>43158527
ouch, that'll hurt loads.
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>>43114318
spankies one
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>>43158242
She doesn't want to disappoint Twily. That's what would hurt the most. Plus she has a black and white view of love. She's worried that if Teach gives her spankies it means she doesn't love her anymore.
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>>43159569
>She's worried that if Teach gives her spankies it means she doesn't love her anymore.
Anon, love can be displayed by anything else but acts of violence.
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>>43159569
It's not so much the disappointment. Glimmy is used to that. But making Twilight angry enough to smack her bottom? That'd be new. The anger is what hurts the most.
>>43159948
So she's right?
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>>43160123
>So she's right?
I guess so, sadly.
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>>43159569
She will at this rate now.
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>>43160123
>Glimmy is used to that.
thats mean of twilight sparkle to do it that much
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>>43161305
She deserved EVERY. SINGLE. SPANK.
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>>43143989
wtf does simptarded mean
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>>43161926
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>>43162680
Get your revenge, Starlight Glimmer!
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>>43162680
lol sad glimmy
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>>43162680
pbbbt- who did that?!
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>>43162816
Imagine being Twilight and getting bent over the table by your student, feeling the ripples and the waves of pain on your ass. Your crotchboobs jiggling too hard from the impact and becoming sore. Your ponut beginning to sting and turn red along with your cheeks. The force of the assault felt all the way through to your upper torso and head, every swing pushing your body forward before physics pulls your rump backwards again just in time to meet the next attack, essentially forcing your ass to lean into each consecutive swing. Imagine the impact of each hit makes you lurch forward so violently that your ears begin to hurt after enough time. Imagine it goes on so long that the back half of your body becomes numb and just as that happens Starlight leaves you there to sulk as your head aches and feeling slowly starts to return to your rump. The agony unlike anything you ever felt before. You're too afraid to move because you think it'll make it hurt worse. And every little twitch your body makes proves that theory right. Eventually you have to get up to shit and the walk to the toilet is hell. The sensation of shit moving through your mangled guts and bruised ponut is enough to make you cry like a baby. Starlight doesn't feel bad for you. She enjoyed doing it and thinks you deserved it for being so hard on her. The entire back half of your body aches and sores and stays red for weeks. Your crotchboobs feel like they have a severe sunburn and you can't even flick the bean to alleviate the pain. You have to be embarrassed anytime anypony sees you with such a red bottom, especially at royal functions. You have to make excuses but they know you're lying. Sometimes Starlight even tells ponies what she did just to embarrass you.

What would you do? Would you ever punish Starlight again? Would you just go a little easier on her? Or would you get your own revenge and spank her even harder before turning her to stone mid spank so that she feels it for all eternity?
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>>43163261
god DAMN UNFfffff
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>>43163261
>would you get your own revenge and spank her even harder before turning her to stone mid spank so that she feels it for all eternity?
This one. The complete global punishment.
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>>43163261
>Would you just go a little easier on her?
pussy option always beat up glimmy for being worst pony
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>>43164237
Wrong. Starlight Glimmer is best pony.
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>>43162680
angry glimmer makes me happy
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>>43164686
>glimmernigger
>best
Anon, I...
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>>43165359
B O O P
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whatever happened to boop edits? I miss the old mlp I hate 2026
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>>43165675
newfags replaced most of the oldfags here and now we got shit memes like "snowpity".
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>>43165675
>I want more glimmerspam
That is among the only times the board moderation ever stepped in (except when they said no HI ANON fun prompts) to say
>Quit your fucking spamming
I'm glad there's no catalog or page after page of MaStUrBoOp anymore.
>>
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>>43165696
Dios mio... the angel of self booping. May Celestia save us all...
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>>43165684
>That is among the only times the board moderation ever stepped in
Isn't it when Twimod was still around when we had a mod that cared about the board
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>>43166192
Yeah he cared so much he ignored all our requests and gave us flags instead.
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>>43166244
>gave us flags instead.
Curse twimod for that, most useless feature ever.
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>>43031543
They aren't. They do not have the personality of a real life woman but are all kind.
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>>43031544
Ahh, that's better.
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>>43035273
this.
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>>43166244
>Yeah he cared so much he ignored all our requests
Wrong.
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>>43035750
how would you know
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>>43031543
mares if they 3DPD
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>>43037968
kek that would be good
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>>43038554
Haha, she should do that haha epic mare prank!
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>>43038558
glory to nippon
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>>43031543
giwtwm
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>>43039826
Gold you say? brb killing a mare for free gold
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>>43042786
Josh Haber deserve the hates he gets.
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>>43032109
>dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist
based if true
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>>43031543
>mares are just like human women
Kys
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>>43055277
Grim.
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>>43055304
jej
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>>43070420
Unlike war?
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None of this spanking business is canon. This >>43080534 is the true route.
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>>43101845
Mares are not that kinky, Anon.
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>>43115147
Because you haven't seen a mare yet.
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>>43155582
no
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>>43031544
nice.
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>>43042786
Josh Haber deserves it.
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>>43044806
no they are not
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>>43031543
Cold
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>>43031543
this is the equestria you go in if you've been a bad person
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>>43031543
Mares are just quirky sometimes, you knoww?
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>>43031543
Bozo is just his middle name, nothing wrong with that
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>>43031543
we live in a marearchy
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>>43031543
That's not how mares work these days.
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>>43031543
That's on you if you go to a Equestria with 3DPD like mares.
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>>43031543
Why are YOU like this? Mares didnu nuffin.
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>>43031543
Because it's your own version of Equestria. Your fault.
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>>43133104
the game
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>>43166499
How wholesome, spanking is just a figment of our imagination... I wish...
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>>43166244
is there a problem with flags? just asking
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>>43167178
Yes, there is no point to flags.
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>>43167613
same can be said about you faggot
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>>43167871
Cope.
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>>43031543
Do you win anything if you keep your virginity to the end? Seems impossible with those mares.
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>>43168356
yeah you get some nice free milk from the milkmare
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>>43169020
AWOOOOOOGA
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>>43169020
Free milk? Yeah, right.
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>>43163261
Imagine turning just her cheeks to stone, mid ripple, and leaving the rest of her body alone. She'll feel the full force of the spank at all times for the rest of her life and her butt will be forever misshapen. She'll be humiliated every time anypony even looks in her direction. Would it even be worth living like that?
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>>43169482
Keep in mind in addition to the ripples her stone ass will forever have the deep imprint of the paddle too if you time it right. Fillies would constantly be laughing at her or about her behind her back. Her friends will be embarrassed to be seen in public with her and will slowly stop loving her over time as she descends into a deep depression. Secretly they'll be glad they don't have to be friends with paddle-ass anymore. No one will ever want to have sex with her either. It'll even be hard for her to walk around. And shitting will be really gross. She'll even have to polish her stone cheeks every time. Only Spike will be there for her, he's a real one.
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>>43169524
Unnff... paddle her NOW.
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>>43169524
>Her friends will be embarrassed to be seen in public with her and will slowly stop loving her over time as she descends into a deep depression
and this is bad because?
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i love how threads can live for months here, happy 2 month anniversary almost
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>>43170277
I remember seeing a thread live for 3-4 months, but that was quite a long long while ago.
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>>43170277
You should see NHNB lol
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>>43170577
>NHNB
kek grim. looks like the only people who use that are the ones who complain about being and are banned and whining that the hack didn't bring people to that site.
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>>43170899
It's kinda a problem when even the site owners themselves have so little faith in their project they spend next to zero time to increase engagement on their own site.
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>>43171118
seems like they don't even visit the website at all with how it is
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>>43169524
God bless Spike for Hasbro sure won't.
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>>43169524
fuck spike my homies hate that little bastard
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>>43171798
Why do you hate Spike?
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>>43169020
Interesting factoid but mare milk is closer to a human mothers milk than cows milk is. Yes realistically pony milk is very good for an anons diet.
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>>43172544
pony milk you say?
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>>43172544
I want to drink this so much...
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>>43172670
UMA MILKA
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>>43172985
>uma
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>>43173034
that's what he said yeah
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>>43173607
>
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>>43173654
me on da left
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>>43031543
I HATE mares.
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>>43174712
>>>/out/
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>>43031543
I LOVE mares :)
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>>43174911
we all do
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>>43175134
Of course, this is the pony board after all. It would be blasphemous if someone didn't like mares.
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>>43176332
aha yeah...
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>>43176332
>implying
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>>43177204
noko
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>>43101845
wtf
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>>43177717
What? You've never seen a pony getting bondaged before?
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Is it a good thing to learn to follow Twilight's rules so you don't get spanked? Or should you stick to your guns?
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>>43178138
Stick to yer' guns, don't ever follow what twilight says!
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slow amre server
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>>43178605
seems faster now (not really)
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>>43178138
what are twilight sparkle rules
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>>43179187
1. Do not be evil.
2. Do not use dark magic.
3. Make friends.
4. Don't be fucking evil and destroy Equestria.
5. Spankies
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>>43031543
They aren't
/thread
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>>43179546
>491 replies
>62 day lifespan
>"/thread"
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>>43179572
yes
/thread
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Ahah
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>>43179541
>5. Spankies
wat
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>Spankies
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>>43179595
>>43179644
Yes.
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+1
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Goodbye thread
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