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First for Moonie did nothing wrong!

>>43157735
any updates on The Long And Short of It and the Sunburst green?

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This is a NO SLUT ZONE. There will be NO SLUTTY BEHAVIOR in this thread.

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>>43157753
>"Whoops, I have dropped something on the floor. I'll just pick it up real quick."

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>>43157766

>>43157753
While I love celly snoofa, I sense some reverse psychology going on here.

>>43157766
You can see his socks when he bends down!

>>43157753
>>43157766
>>43157786
Roleplaying threads are not allowed on /mlp/

>>43157870
>t. jealous he won't be objectified by Celestia

>>43157870
Then why are you roleplaying as a janny?

>>43157743
>The Long And Short of It
On a short long hiatus
>Sunburst
Raped to death by Glimcel (again)

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>>43157766
This is the type of behavior that makes getting anything done difficult. Now every mare in the courtroom is distracted.

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>>43158054
>Raped to death by Glimcel (again)
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

If Celestia bans stallions from voting in mayoral elections I swear I'll join the Solar Cult.

AladdinAnon posted! Going to share it here.

>The guests went back home.
>Amira personally supervised them embarking. With three of you nearby.
>Today, everyone once again were cheerful and informal. Amira even exchanged jokes with some of the closer relatives. You and colts too got many good wishes and fertility related jokes.
>You are pretty sure though, that some, for example Alqua, still remained in the Palace.
>During the dinnertime Amira took a break. You three had a nice dinner.
>After you finished with the dinner, Ajmal went back to Gulzar and Alharara. Ahmed went to the library, to read some more poetry.
>You consider what should you do.
>Amira wasn't going anywhere, continuing to lay on her side. You think for a moment and decide that you do not want to return to your room as well.
"Can I stay here with you, Amira?"
>She flicks her ear.
>"If you want to, suit yourself, dear."
>You sit near some thick bush, lean on it and look up, admiring vast blue sky above. You just begin to think about where your home world possibly can be, when you hear surprised grunt.
>You look to the side and there stands Alqua. Since you sat behind the bush she probably hasn't noticed you at first.
>Amira quickly stands and nuzzles her.
>"I wanted to tell a few things, but perhaps you are occupied." The old mare says.
>"No, please do, grandma." Amira looks at you, with a hint of apology.
>You get that.
"If my lady allows, I would go to the fountain, to refresh myself a bit."
>You stand and bow.
>"Fetch me some too, dear." Says Amira, surprisingly enough and gives you her bowl, holding it with her teeth.
>So, she wants you to return? Interesting. You take the bowl and go, turning around the hedge.
>You approach the fountain, take a few sips, fill the bowl and contemplate if you should go back. After all, Amira let you know she expects you back. But is it wise to interrupt whatever the conversation you were asked to go away from? You wait a couple of minutes and then decide to slowly return. Approaching the picnic spot you overhear the words and stop.
>"...Warrior families were completely in tow with it. The most prominent landowners too."
>That's Amira speaking.
>"The amount of seething was still pretty high." Alqua answers.
>"What is important they understood they are in minority. Lands were sitting idle, growing with weeds, because those idiots would wait for the highest bidder to buy a lease."
>"True that. But is it wise to alienate the wealth? They still paid the taxes." Alqua states.
>"Artificial wealth. This has an unfortunate consequences of over-urbanization and Earth Kind losing connection to their land usually. And Unicorns becoming hoarders instead of warriors." Amira stomps.
>"The states grow on wealth."

>>43158337
>"The pile of gold grows. Even you, who is much stronger than me, cannot make a seed sprout on gold! We need more people and we need to feed them. We can import something additional but we need the bulk of fodder to sustain the population readily available! And we need population that can do something, not just collect coins and exchange them!"
>Alqua sighs. "Dear, the Middle Lands..."
>"Grandma, come on! They almost had wiped out each other before Equestria had shown up. Imperivm of Roam was a cruel and heretical joke in my opinion. You know what they practiced openly! I don't want to say that word. When cities grow untended-"
>"That would take Equestrian Princess to tend cities like gardens." Alqua interjects. Apparently only she can get away with something like interrupting the Ruling Mother.
>"Precisely. But we still can do some trimming here and there."
>There is a pause. Then Amira speaks up, in hushed tone.
>"Grandma, you do know that some used external coinage to be able to measure the amount of added wealth properly?"
>"Whose coinage?" Alqua's tone becomes alert.
>"We are investigating that."
>"You know, Ami," Alqua says after a much longer pause, "I'm glad back then other electors voted for you."
>Amira laughs.
>"Grandma, I know well you voted for me too, despite how hard you're trying to pretend otherwise."
>"I'm not pretending. It was my point in debates, to let everyone imagine what would it be if it turns out we are wrong."
>"You always do that. And I'm always thankful to you for that."
>Alqua lets out a hoarse, hearty laugh.
>Since they are silent after that, you approach and exit from the bush, presenting the bowl to Amira with a bow.
>"Alright, I'll go supervise how they load our things on the cart. Later, Amira."
>Amira hugs her by the neck. "Later, grandma."
>Alqua walks away.
>Amira sips from the bowl. Then speaks. "Anon, do you ever pay attention, from where the wind blows?"
>Huh?
"The wind, my lady?"
>"Thank Goddess you didn't get dropped in Zebrican savannah."
>Huh??
>Amira laughs some more. And decides to change topic.
>"So, how do you like our stay in the ancestral halls overall?"
>You bow.
"That is rather fascinating. Especially I like the garden and that the palace seems more lively."
'Except for the gym.' You add to yourself, without voicing it.
"I wouldn't reject also a tour to the ancient citadel though."
>Amira sighs.
>"Sorry, dear. We will have to visit it another time. I'm glad you took liking of our home, but we need to return to Dameascus."
"As my lady wishes."
>"And since I considered what have you asked me, I wanted to tell you, that I'm also taking Haakim with us."
>"I want you to pay attention to him, while attending paperwork. With your suspicious attitude and analytical approach you will have a good influence on him."
>You bow, slightly puzzled. So, Haakim has a role in her plans as well?

>>43158338
https://ponepaste.org/92
https://nhnb.org/fim/res/24053.html#31063

>>43157735
why is my wife crying
who do i need to kill

>>43158343
If she can't kill her own bullies, then she doesn't deserve me.

>>43158343
>who do i need to kill
her inner demons, get the shotgun and rip and tear

>>43158343
The Game

>10

>>43158503
Her inner demon is also a giant cute mare.

>>43159398
It's cute mares all the way down

>>43158343
Your wife is a beta, that's why she's crying.

>>43159479
but enough about you

>>43159489
Looks like I struck a nerve. Should've married an alpha mare.

>>43159496
I don't take advice from a beta.

>>43159507
>He doesn't listen to his wife
A good colt listens to his wife, even if she's a beta. You are a trollop.

>>43159398
>tfw cucked my wife with her own inner demon
fuck fuck fuck I'm in huge trouble aren't I

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>>43160120
That's it, you need to leave. Cheaters like you have their ticket to equestria revoked.

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>In Equestria
>Try to make some money by writing books
>Uncreative fuck, plagiarize 40k
>Mares hate it
>The god-emperor of mankind, single father of like 20 science babies, is the hero of the galaxy
>Stoic space marines generally seen as worst possible iteration of 'strong independent male'
>Book is so bad that Princess Luna tries to pass a law banning stallions from being able to read or write
>Get an award for grimdarkest, wokest, horse hockiest book ever written

>>43160120
She’s probably into it.

>>43160355
Your ticket to equestria also has been revoked.

>>43160173
>Males in charge, everything goes to shit.
I could see it being received as a based satire of stallionism in pony media, like the Barbie movie.

I just want to pet Luna until her minds melts

>>43160396
>The hooman's instinct engage in tactile contact and grooming behaviors rears its sultry head again
>This time a princess is the victim

>>43160360
DYEWTS

>>43160441
Anything Josh Haber made is not canon.

>>43158503
how am I supposed to shoot the tantabus

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>Ask a colt out
>He says "ew"

>>43160743
Lady, you're supposed to ask stallions out. Colts think fillies have cooties or something.

>>43160385
>get critical acclaim from 40k ripoff
>End up getting huge fanbase of marecels and stallionists fighting each other, Profit.
I can see it.

>>43160173
>Go to your Equestria
>Write the exact same book but flip the genders
>Profit

>>43160767
she's a nonce

>>43160427
He can't keep getting away with it.

>>43160767
>>43161255
>Ask a colt out
>Turns out he was 17 years and 364 days old
>Labeled as a pedophile
>Life ruined

>>43161786
That's what you get for being 18 years and zero days old, marecel.

>>43161786
17 years old? That’s an old stallion right there. If you said 2 there would be concerns.

>>43160173
Why did you choose a bad fiction series?

>>43162719
Why won't you shut up?

>>43162720
Touched a nerve? Poor Stallion can't help himself.

>>43161356
He can and will. Celestia thinks its funny

Mare raped me, wat do

>>43163306
Use graffiti to tell the whole town and publicly rate her performance

>>43163328
2/5. She made a mess everywhere. Slipped on her own soup.

>>43163306
Oh that Starlight.

>>43163841
Starlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent

>>43164064
Well let the public graffiti decide.

>>43164579
Let's not. It tends to be maresogynistic.

>>43163306
Stop asking for it.

>>43163328
Before the internet there was the Roman forum

>>43165758
And what was before that then?

>>43166138
Cave paintings. Very lewd ones.

>>43166229
And before that? You know, the big explosion and all.

>>43166234
A big white Alicorn made the universe as an elaborate shitpost.

>>43166234
>>43166522

Cosmic background radiation is just encoded porn and memes

>tfw pillow fights with the other colts at boarding school

>>43166999
Anon is a try hard.

>Anon in RGRE, yadda, yadda...
>Meets hot mares he likes, yadda, yadda...
What would be the RGRE equivalent of pretending to be gay to get invited to an all-girls sleepover?

>>43167731
"Girldudes" exist. You would be a stalgal. It just depends wether you fuck all the mares or bluebean them all, per stereotype there is no inbetween. Homosexuality is optional I think.

>>43166999
I like the idea that stallion only altercations are actually more vicius due to the lack of a sis-code

>>43160173
>Mares would hate the equivalent of r63 Sanguinius
Keep that Equestria away from me

>>43166571
Send sheath pics is what the stars say.

>>43167961
>>43160173

The "I can fix them" energy would be off the charts.

I honestly would adapt it to fit the rgr, just to have the fandom and make better decisions on it than GW.

>>43167941
A minor headcanon of mine is that much of male territorial/standoffish behavior is preserved in RGRE. Stallions often interact in supervised settings so they don't get aggressive with one another, mares generally encourage they take little breaks from male company, overall treat them like betta fish.

>>43160173
Turn the loyalists into mares and make chaos the designated stallion sex appeal faction.

>>43158338
I'm glad to see this story get a continuation.

>>43168131
Luna you are not subtle

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>>43168231
>overall treat them like betta fish.
Do stallions fight their own reflection when they look into a mirror?

>>43160743
At least he didn't call the ponice

>>43169617
desu I act basically like this when I look at myself

>>43169964
He did gossip with his friends later. Now the whole town knows.

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>>43157766 your gonna get raped so hard that you just (pic related)

>>43170766
Which mare would rape Anon that hard?

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>>43170795
She has a cutiemark so she's a mare

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>>43170802
She’s too nice for that.

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>>43170795
The bitch so inbred she turned out stocky as a stallion.

>be mare
>going on 4pone to check if anything is interesting going on
>find thread talking shit about luna and how she a marecel
>go and type how she more marely then the monder mare these day
>do the captcha to post
>suddely see the red box appear under the window
>some mare in your area got you range ban and you can no longer post on 4pone
>your not going give Crafty Post your email just so you can post
>your dad then call you for dinner
>you hope its eaggplant spaghetti today

>>43171395
That's a cute fanfiction, Luna. Planning on continuing it?
>>43169617
dunno what you're talking about, you mean that sonuvabitch in the bathroom? Shows up every single time I go in there, I'd kill that fucker if my mare didn't make him disappear by throwing a towel over him

>>43171395
>you hope its eaggplant spaghetti today
you'll get plain oats and you will like it

>>43171395
>too stupid to make a burner email
Are you a zigger by any chance?

>>43171395
>>your not going give Crafty Post your email just so you can post
skill issue

>>43171489
>giving that double nirik money
>to post on a hippogriffean underwater basket weaving fourm
>ever

>>43171502
>she can't afford 4pone gold
do you even have a job?
A cutie mark?
Anything?

>>43171502
Lmao you're poor + you're a virgin + your husbando will never love you

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>>43171521
>implying he won't love me for my wonderful personality
very rude darling

>>43171527
Being a simp is not a personality trait

>>43171527
saying
>m'lord
doesn't get you colts, dyke

So does mares really don't watch their chest fluff to "attract" stallions, because I see a mare with a very crusty chest fluff showing it off proudly.

>>43171917
I assume you meant wash.

>>43171917
You don't need to shower just use axe body spray

>>43171924
Nah, watch is right. These marecels will scratch the taco then wipe their nasty all over their chest fluff. Shit sticks out and smacks ponies like a wooden board in a slapstick comedy

>>43171917
>Crusty chest fluff
>Crusty
I see you, Rainbow.

>>43171274
That's a blue saddle marebod built from a life of hard work and pounding ciders. 'Lestia bless 'er.

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>>43171274
I NEED her and Bulk Shipment in my herd

how would Flim&Flam operate their scams in RGRE?
Would they try to get mares' bits by using sex appeal?

>>43172589
A mare might have trouble to saying no to two sausages.

>>43172589
RGRE is canon, that's why they get away without legal trouble in the show.

>>43173052
>Ponice hired Anon to deal with troublesome colts
>On paper it was perfect, both dodging the would-be harassment lawsuits and finally starting to crack down on 'male perp leniency'.
>In hindsight, him declaring that he had previous experience working in ponice should have set off some alarm bells.
>Paper Pusher lifted her eyes off the calligraphic, painstakingly filled form, and allowed her gaze to refocus on the drunk tank.
>The drunk tank that was filled way past capacity, just like every single other cell.
>All with decidedly... male contents.
>Paper Pusher blinked.
>It was the first time she saw so many colts, just... trying to be quiet.
>Usually even one colt would be enough for precinct to become absolutely inundated with whining.
>Putting the processing form into a worryingly-tall stack, she pulled another one out, but her eyes just couldn't leave the muddle of fur and feathers in the barred window.
>Two Griffons got smooshed into the farthest corners, their awkwardly-jutting wing-cuffs glinting in the light. Cut-purse crew, according to the form she just read.
>In other context she may have enjoyed a peep into a kaleidoscope of stallions of all shapes and sizes. Bulky, wiry, even one with an eyepatch! Some hogtied, some just cuffed, sometimes with elongated bruises from...
>What did he call it? A "Nightstick"?
>All the way in the front the two familiar stallions, Flim and Flam, were getting squeezed into the bars, both of their coats clearly marked by soot patches of electric discharges. Flim's right eye was caught in a nasty tic.
>This is going to be a long day...

>>43173495
>>It was the first time she saw so many colts, just... trying to be quiet.
kek

>>43173495
Anon always causing more work for mares.

>>43173495
>Anon arrests all the stallionfolk in order to have a monopoly on the mares
ACAB

>>43173495
>So many Stallions all behaving after Big Green catches them.
Luna should send mares in for a case study.

>>43173495
RGRE Anon's final form has to be like a sassy black woman, louder and bitchier than stallions and not afraid to throw hooves.

>>43173495
>Mares don't realize he's not hitting on them when he tells them to knock it off or 'ride the lightning'
>Stallions getting booked for felony yapping.

One Anon's crusade against White Girl Wasted pones, and by god nothing will stand in his way.

>>43174197
>>43173503
>RGRE Anon's final form has to be like a sassy black woman, louder and bitchier than stallions and not afraid to throw hooves.

>Be stallion
>starts shit
>then
>starts hearing a low thumping noise that gets progressively louder and faster
>oh manure
>it's that big green ape the ponice hired, Anon
>"LOCKWOOOOOD!!!!"
"I DIDN'T DO A THING!"
>you scream pathetically as you scramble to get away

>>43174324
garbage.

>>43174310
>>Stallions getting booked for felony yapping.
>Anon "Keeping these streets clean... from the noise pollution, too!" Ymous

>>43174324
And the stallions name was Flint Lockwood, resident whimsical inventor

>>43175004
He needs to invent me some fucking dinner before I invent a head seeking beer bottle

>>43175107
Says the lonely single neet.

Guys, would you want to bring any societal change to rgre?
Maybe advocate for stallion rights, and then shutting down whatever bullshit comes after 4th wave stallionism?

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>>43175754
Make it legal to kill stallions for any reason

>>43175875
Isn't the whole premise of rgre that stallions are suspiously rare?

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>>43175986
They're rarely worth tolerating.

>>43175993
God, this mare makes me so hard.

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>>43176010
Kys skank

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>>43176078
I love you Luna!

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>>43176088
And yet you didn't show up to her birthday party.

>>43176098
Luna forgot her birthday was tomorrow again.

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>>43176098
Luna you dumbass, I wasn't born a thousand years ago!

>>43173495
>I AM the ponice.

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>>43173495
>Officer Anon is assigned a partner to keep him in check.
>Most sexist mare alive.

>>43176479
>The most sexist mare alive
>Only because Officer Anon is not a mare.
>Every now and then, he says something so out-of-pocket and regressive that even she is taken aback by it.
>Uncle Ruckus but for women

>>43176533
>Uncle Ruckus but for women
this is my new favorite thing

>>43175754
Depends on how close stallions are to the stereotypes, and how limited my own rights would be.

>>43176910
We don't even have rights, we're non-ponies.