>I heard you had a brain tumor Anonymous. So I spent the last week researching the cure for cancer and I found it. I’m willing to give it to you and the rest of the world under a few conditions. First you have to agree to marry me. Second you must renounce your faith in god and burn your copy of the bible in front of me. Finally you will become my new lab assistant forever. These seem like agreeable terms if it means sparing you a painful, agonizing demise.
>>43276761 No. It will not be pleasant, but if it is the Father's will, I shall accept my death, and even take some joy in it, knowing that through it, as a result of this ultimatum, I will be giving glory to He who first gave me my life.
>>43276761 >Lie about renouncing faith and do as she says >Go behind her back and get a new Bible It's literally that easy, just hide it from her and she'll never know.
>>43276761 >zaps u with a super encrypted brain cancer ray Let's make it less unilateral, shall we? If you fix your head faster than I fix mine, I'll do the things you listed; otherwise, you owe me a wish.
>>43276761 There has to be easier ways to get you off than doing all this every time, babe. >"You know I have very specific fetishes. Now, less talking, and more book burning." Do you have to give me cancer every time though? >"You know I can't cum unless you've got cancer."
>>43276761 Even if renunciation works the way you assume, >1 putting themselves in spiritual jeopardy for the good of all Worth. Also, >burn your copy of the bible Do I look like some sort of qu'eer to you? Probably the easiest of the 4 things you ask, the least being husband to a shit waifu.
>>43277911 >less talking, and more book burning. I call bullshit. There’s no way Twilight would approve the destruction of any kind of book. Even a book filled with fake stories and imaginary gods.