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BLASTING

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Post months

Post your 9x9 chart

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>>129254336

>>129254355
Shreddit

>>129254340
Boobs

I am the alpha and the omega

>>129254435
No you're not. Be quiet

>>129254389
well see ya later i guess

>>129254340
>>129254389
I love boobs, bros, I just can’t get enough of them.

>>129254453
You stalking me or something?

>>129254559
Meds

does someone have a 'brutal/slam death metal that is actually good' chart like that one 'melodic death metal for elitists' or whatever chart i've seen posted here?

>>129254359
thanks doc

>>129254708
>brutal/slam death metal that is actually good
It doesn't exist

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

I just roke up

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>>129254336

Yeji

>>129254340
Do you relisten a lot? This seems like quite a few albums for a month.

>>129255076
tend not to but listened to some of these a few times

>>129255076
I listened to a lot more albums than this last month too, these are just the ones that stuck with me. Forgot a couple Craft albums too

>>129254708
https://www.deathmetal.org/review/5-slam-records-that-wont-insult-your-intelligence
Though most of his picks aren't really slam IMO.

>>129255197
>slam albums that won't insult your intelligence
UNTRUE.

>>129254331
Hi tourist here. Is there anything else like Opeth out there? Especially the damnation album with it's rich and melancholic sound. Thanks

>>129255076
Nah, chartposeurs collect albums like funkopops

>>129255231
im going to roil your assguts with my salmon colored man tube. I chart post to start conversations. if you weren't such a goddamn poser you'd see the themes in my chart.

>>129255275
I don't even look at them.

>>129255284
kinda like how you can't see your own penis

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>>129255226
Before we help you, you must stop listening to Opeth and educate yourself

>>129255226
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Opeth/38#ui-tabs-2

>>129255298
Sent that freak flying.

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Why don't you take Abbath /metal/ you stink

>>129255408
Snitch

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>>129255214
True, a proper slam album flattens your intelligence.

>>129255275
Why do you type like a bitch

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>>129255563
First day outside of reddit go easy on xim

>>129255563
You need to start making some vocaroos, that boring guy who laughs at is own shit is beating you

>>129255593
That guy isn't boring, those vocaroos are great. Loving every laugh.

Too busy playing Highguard (Game of the Year) sorry. I'm diamond 6 already lol get wrecked scrubs

>>129255647
No you aren't. Be quiet

>>129255647
>Reviews: Mostly Negative
Looks pretty bad as well

>>129255647
steam says it has bad ratings... why would a free‑to‑play game be a goty?

>>129255688
I assume he means his GOTY.

>>129255647
must be riveting when you're still reading/posting here lol

>>129255706
They/their

>>129255725
Incorrect.

vidya is for certified homos

>>129255729
Twitch.tv

>>129255729
Modern multiplayer vidya, yes.

>>129255552
Correct.

>>129255024
>Beyond Creation
Heil!

>>129255679
It's like they had 70 developers or whatever and there agreement was that they each get to include 1 feature/mechanic in the game

>>129255848
The consequences of unions, everybody.

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The reason video games are shit nowadays is similar to how people used to complain about shit music; the reason shit music (electronic / singer-songwriter sloppa) proliferated was ease of access and cheaper technology which allowed a greater portion of the population to create music which was a double-edged sword so to speak in that there's still a ton of great music created with a crappy laptop and a few instruments

So now it's like anyone can make a video game but the key difference is the amount of time/complexity required to make a great game as opposed to making a great album which can be done by a single talented individual so then we just get all these 5-10 person teams trying to make a "video game" and it's just some shitty airport simulator or a ""visual novel""

God damn video games are such dogshit nowadays

>>129255890
And no I'm not playing your stupid sword games. Another 3rd-person "souls-like" sword swinging goddamn piece of shit boooooring
Like hey if you like those games fine whatever but I'm not playing them. Where's the gun

>>129254960
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You gotta read those posts in the autistic mumbler vocaroo voice

>>129254336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Zi4Q_C-iw

>>129255920
I don't care if you're wrong or right
I don't care if you came to fight
I don't care if you call my bluff
I don't care, enough is enough

>>129255920
Doesn't sound any worse than his other material and still better than King Diaper screeching

Slayer = cool
Metallica = normal
Megadeth = cringe
Anthrax =

>>129255991
No metal band is better than FUCKIN SLAYER \m/

>>129255991
you = gay

>>129256012
You literally type like a woman

>>129255890
>we just get all these 5-10 person teams trying to make a "video game"
Great video games can be made by just a few people. More people doesn't mean a better game. Just look at modern AAA games, they have hundreds of developers but they are all shit.

>>129255991
coolest

>>129256052
Can be, mostly are not
AAA games are mostly just the equivalent of top 40 radio

Battlefield 6 is absolute dogshit

>>129254708
We should put one together

>>129256059
True. I haven't bothered with new games for many years. I'm sure some are good but older games are cooler overall imo.

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>>129256059
And the reason Battlefield 6 is dogshit is because they spent (wasted) however many resources on a new BATTLE ROYALE mode that nobody likes or cares about but might break even, thanks to the ever-growing population of retards who actually spend money on microtransactional cosmetic items in video games

>>129256084
Yeah I finally played a Resident Evil game and that was a great game but still baffling that a style created and hardly changed since 1996 is designed better (and still rated better) than 99.9% of new games. Just a waste of time, digging through music is genuinely more enjoyable

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Oh and last thing. Claire Obscur Expection 33 is fucking trash, corny as hell storyline, cringe characters both in personality and looks, the music is just overdramatic symphonic garbage, and I will never watch a playthrough of the game or play the game because that shit is just LAME as all shit. I'm done


>>129254336
https://youtu.be/nM9L55eD_JY

Tripe

>>129256055
I'm listening to their new album before I listen to any Slayer or Megadeth album

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>>129256148
Firstly, the Megadeth album is good. Secondly, there will be no more slayer. Thirdly, you are a faggot.
I rest my case.

>>129256222
>the Megadeth album is good.
It's average at best

>>129256234
Pitchfork gave it a 5.4 and Fantano gave it a 7. I don't know who to believe. I feel like if I ever do give it a listen it'll be like a 1 or a 2.

>>129256242
5.4 is pretty close to average

>>129256252
>t. doesn't understand the difference between average and median

>>129256263
5/10 is always average

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Anyone else feel like metal physically or mentally moves you more strongly now than your first few years of listening to it? To the point that some shit gets me nutty.

>>129256305
No.

>>129256305
Eh. Over time I've listened to more and more metal, but it doesn't seem dangerous or taboo any more. Sometimes I still come across smth that really pumps me up, but these days usually when listening to an album I haven't heard before I'll every so often be like, "oh, there's a good riff" and shit like that, but metal is basically easy listening to me now, not to say that it's all good though.

>>129256222
Cringe

>>129256067
Do put Coproporeal on the chart.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8xVxqwJI8

Holy shit it's up

>>129256360
>it doesn't seem dangerous or taboo any more
Did it ever? I've never felt it was any of those, even when I was 7-8 years old.

>>129256270
They were being generous, he had cancer and his wrist hurts now from all the SHRED

>>129256370
Yeah you're definitely on the autistic spectrum

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>>129256270
rart

>>129256379
I doubt that. Why do you say so?
Unless you are mega-religious metal shouldn't seem dangerous/taboo to you.

>>129256387
>average
>Neither very good nor very bad; rated somewhere in the middle of all others in the same category.
In other words 5/10

>>129256389
See >>129256387

>>129256399
Why don't you elaborate instead?

>>129256404
Rart

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So true sisters. Why are you up so late on a Tuesday night btw?
>why are you?
Because I'm a shut-in, mentally ill NEET, bitch!!!

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Rart!

>>129256410
Actually it's Wednesday morning.

>>129256360
I don't mean socially transgressive or even sonically transgressive necessarily, but visceral and directly influencing how you think, feel, and act.

>>129256418
I am metal straight to the core of my bones, idk how more explicitly to make it. I am all metal.

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bought my ticket, I'm gonna fuck so many hot bitches there holy shit

>>129256489
Based lezzer.

>>129256242
>Fantano gave it a 7
What? He gave it a 3.

>>129256508
My bad, I saw some disingenuous faggot say that and I assumed it was true.

>>129256489
200 Stab Wounds & Inferi are great.

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>>129256721
I remember being 20

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>>129254336
darkness descends sucks balls

>>129256846
I sure as shit don't! Heh

>>129256854
Incorrect.

>>129254708
Only the initial stuff that was the basis for the genre to form is good.

>>129256721
>Wormrot
Based

>>129256936
So stuff like Suffocation and Devourment?

how does one find a metal gf?

>>129256950
Yes!

>>129257003
Start listening to shit like Nightwish, Ghost, Lorna Shore and Sleep Token. There's no such thing as a Demilich gf.

>>129257035
that doesn't help me find one, I can just start listening to that shit after

>>129255309
>, you must stop listening to Opeth

Why? It's such good music. I've been continuously listening to them for past 4 months

>>129256936
I dunno I kinda like wormed and cephalotripsy

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>>129254336
>BLAST

sup you dumb assholes

>>129257485
wtf that kind of language is totally uncalled for

>>129257044
Well go to those bands' shows obviously. Get into those fanspaces online. I think women still use tumblr? But twitter would also be fine.

>>129257492
not a single women attends gigs without their bf

>>129257576
Plenty of fans who just go with a group of girlfriends. In the below 20 age range though. ONLY follow the advice in accordance to your local laws!

>>129257587
yeah dude the average /metal/ loser is totally charismatic enough to just walk up to a group of strangers and chat them up
lmao

>>129256368
>gives a 3/10
He needs to die

>>129257903
this
it's a 1/10 shitpile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md8T9cy0opY

Looks like Megadeth is planning another album after all

Björn "Speed" Strid

>>129257035
>>129257587
Many true words spoken. If you’re really hard up consider Beartooth too. Maybe Spiritbox and Poppy. Do not bother with Ice Nine Kills, those girls all have boyfriends and they’re usually incredibly vapid bitches. Ideally, you want a band with a female vocalist because you will not compare to the man on the stage and unless you’re exceptional, you will seem inferior.

I went to a Scene Queen show with my gf a year or so ago (I know, I know) and I was joking about how I was going to get murdered by rabid women because her music is so GIRL POWER but it was the fucking inverse, I am an average looking guy carrying some extra weight and I got hit on more times that night by amped up, angry, horny women of all ages than I ever have at any other time in my life. It was fucking madness. I do have tattoos and look vaguely alternative but I am far, far from a Chad. I was stood on my own for 3/4 of the night too.

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Trve VVinter Solstice Black Metal

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>>129254336
FORLORN WINDS - MURMURS WITH THE DECAPITATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxxviL5Ti8

>>129258051
>I got hit on more times than I ever have at any other time in my life. It was fucking madness
so...once by some fat bitch
jej

>>129258101
>clown paint picture
not listening!

Incoherent post, xister

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>>129258039
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww6uqwxNj8M&t=69

nah you are just retarded

>>129258174
Is this Madame Web?

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>>129258039
>album has both Björn "Speed" Strid and Christian Alvestam

https://youtu.be/WhTIwEnknCg?si=3-NIkMd7ioOGjv1o
https://youtu.be/hCScIFoNhLg?si=BkbpuE-5rburA_HW

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>>129254336
It isn't as bad as people made me believe. It's quite uninspired and monotonous though

>>129256242
>>129256508
Imagine knowing that; imagine caring

>>129255076
That is a reasonable amount of albums for a month if you're actually listening to them
I doubt any of you fags who post 10x10 album charts even remember half of it

>>129258270
There are no bad Bathory albums.

>>129258310
lol fuck off tourist

>>129258215
the Eric Roberts of metal

>>129254340
here

>>129256721
I love that malignancy album. So warm and gooey. Is there anything else that sounds like that?

>>129258375
The only tourists here are faggots like you, "listening" to albums once so you can put them on some gay chart/internet profile, pretending like you actually engaged with it at all.

Btw this is why people were more passionate about metal (and music as a whole) when everything was physical media. Since people actually had to spend money on it, they were more appreciative and they'd want to relisten to what they had. They'd pick it apart and try to understand it as much as they could.
Now we have retarded tourist youtube clickers like (You) infecting music discussion, thinking your opinions are worthwhile because you've 'listened' to a million albums but in reality they just went in one ear out the other.

>>129258467
NTA, but I did make the chart. You're right, I just started listening to metal a few years ago. I don't want physical media, so I'm going to start buying shirts of things I really love. Thanks for reading my blog

>>129258450
>Is there anything else that sounds like that
https://youtu.be/M4Y-j_ooTtY

https://voca.ro/1gWXpaB1jvEl

Black Metal
>songwriting 10/10, technicality 0/10
Death Metal
>songwriting 5/10, technicality 5/10
Progressive Metal
>songwriting 0/10, technicality 10/10

What's the rymcore album/band that you think sucks ass?
Vice versa, what is the album/band that rym doesnt care about that you think is awesome?
>rymcore coal; all of dissoblack
>overlooked gem; Woodtemple from Austria

>>129258467
The Internet and its consequences have been a disaster for Metal.

>>129258467
Dork

>>129258467
based, fuck consoooooomer faggots that listen to music only so they can have some talking points while talking to their fake internet friends on a niche forum for retarded furries

>>129258591
>t. tourist

>>129258467
nice cope faggot
20 albums a month is laughable for a metalhead. i don't care where or how you listen to it. and just for the record i have more shit on cd than you've listened to period.

>>129258628
>emh acktually you should be a total consooomer who listens to 300 albums per month, preferably jobless and childless, so you have more time to consoom popculture

>>129258644
>emh ackshually i don't have time to listen to metal because i need to watch 100 hours of goyflix every week

>>129258644
>jobless
>childless
>blasting 24/7
BASED
fuck off NPC

>>129258543
how much spare change have you collected since posting here?

Can someone who knows anything about music theory explain something?
To me, this track sounds evil and aggressive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D28rGk5Jsc
While this one doesn't really replicate that feeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp7MCiOoZwI
What's the difference between these two tracks in terms of their composition?

>>129258788
for starters, the first song is modern death metal and the second is a cover of a 35 year old thrash song

>>129258788

to me second one hits more on bluesy/speed metal tropes, including some groove metal, which sounds less evil than the driving riffs from the first track

>>129258802
You're thinking of Persecution Mania

>>129258774
none. your mom pays me to be her house boy.

>>129258814
probably should have listened to it first

What do you all think of Fifth Angel?
https://youtu.be/VONBv-qyfU4?si=fzWBCvfmUuWPDYHP

>>129258788
the tuning and scale choice or something, first track sounds darker while second track sounds more standard

>>129255890
don’t know... I wouldn’t say it’s all trash at all but I don't play online anymore (they burned me out already)
I actually quit halo a few days ago and i’ve been diving into indies and story-driven triple A now BUT only the ones that feel truly crafted

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the last 25 albums I've listened to
what do you guys think?

>>129258148
5 girls over two hours, 2 of them were chunky, one was a milf, other two were qts but definitely too young for me. It was a good night.

Though I will concede I do attract bigger girls usually (I guess I look less threatening than the 6’2 Oli Sykes wannabes. If it’s a one off it doesn’t bother me to be someone’s second choice.) I do okay at metal fests too because I lean more towards punk/goth fashion and a lot of the girls there just simply prefer that over the big hairy metal dwarves. Although there are some insane alt girl qts who exclusively only go for those haggard looking guys too, which I’m convinced is because they think it gives them metal cred, because they’re defying all known laws of natural selection.

Anyway all of this is to say you can still be /metal/ and get pussy.

>>129256414
what band is that?

>>129258876
chuddy

>>129254340
I’ve also been listening to that mortal decay album. I liked it more than their others

>>129259008
Same. Forensic has great riffs but the mix isn't quite as nice to me. I'll probably think something else next time I listen though. Mortal Decay is one of the few bdm bands that I think I'd come back to.

>>129254340
I like both windir albums

>>129259084
Is there anything else that is similar?

mortal decay were always considered a 3rd rate forgettable/regional 90s band but have had a surge of popularity in the rym era. interesting how that happens

Listen to jazz metal right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVC6pDDZfI

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>>129255890
>God damn video games are such dogshit nowadays
Video games got better you disgusting mongrelized baldcuck, same with metal, these are literally the only two things I know about that aren't in the act of dying out in western decay.
>le zoomie adhd
What a lifetime of diabetes and obesity does to a shiny head: slow playstyle and slow mind deteriorated from mcdonalds grease, listening to the triple headed hydra of tourism, eating red meat, and drinking the liquid estrogen.

>>129259106
worse than that, I heard it from jimmy on the block, he's always comparing bands to them. also suck a dick loser

>>129259120
>Video games got better
Until around 2015. Steady downhill since then bar a few peaks. I think the same applies to a lot of metal. Cultures being so fragmented now means we’re not cultivating the same legends of the genre that we once did and a lot of stuff is now derivative of the greats that came a long time before it.
I am genuinely open to be proven wrong with some recs though.

Only chudriffs are real

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>>129259181
I just gave you one, Ultrakill and Eternal are far away the best FPS ever created and completely fresh compared to the slowfag games of the past. I would highly recommend Baba is You as well.

>>129258215
I thought I was the only one here who gave a shit about this band. Nice.
I can never resist making a Cockney joke about that first song title, though:
>Don't you worry about them phantoms, lad; they're 'armless

>>129259281
I really should try Ultrakill. I preferred 2016 to Eternal though. Baba is a very cool game but my brain is much too smooth. Either way, these are peaks in amongst many, many troughs.

Metal about how porn addiction is actually a bad thing instead of glorifying it?

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>Correct.

>>129258051
based low-effort babe magnet

>tfw no goregrind gf

>>129258467
First of all stop trying to be the next kektor. Secondly,
>Since people actually had to spend money on it, they were more appreciative and they'd want to relisten to what they had.
is just flat out wrong. They relistened to the same albums because they didn't have huge collections, music wasn't easily available, you had to go out of your way to get it. Even then, you were limited to what your friends/local music store had...or if you were really into it, tape trading, but that took ages especially from another country/continent lol.

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>>129259459
>I preferred 2016 to Eternal
Because you don't really understand games and aren't willing to learn their systems thoroughly. 2016 is a shallow experience still commanded by the management, after its success Eternal was given a full no-holds creative freedom. approach. In return one of the most important FPS ever devised was made.

If you aren't capable of understanding that Eternal is five times the game 2016 was, then don't bother with Ultrakill, you aren't willing to figure out the gameplay or put in the effort these games need.

>Either way, these are peaks in amongst many, many troughs
What, and you think there wasn't dogshit slop during the other periods? Try playing some Chestah Cheetah games Iass.

Another game I would recommend is Cloudbuilt, but you won't be able to appreciate it either. Infinifactory, Talos principle 2 (1 while older is also a must play). Lots of great modern games, but great games aren't easy mode slop you can turn your brain off and shit your pants to play.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OLdq-vHzTOE

Relevant as ever in this thread

>>129258890
Lmao. It's Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss, zoom-zoom.

>>129258883
>he attracts girls
you can NOT be /metal/

>>129259496
who is that

>>129259661
>if you were really into it, tape trading, but that took ages especially from another country/continent lol
Tape-trading wasn't mainly about exchanging cassettes in the mail. For the most part, people just dubbed the cassettes they got from their buddies and they asked the record employee to make dubs of the latest shit for chump change. But this is ancient history because since like '98 you could get pretty much anything you read about in the zines in mp3 if you knew the righ places. It was shit bitrate compared to nowaday standards but still an improvement over dubbed cassettes.

How can you listen to metal and play video games and think that modern stuff is better or as good as the old days? You are probably some addicted jobless individual for whom consoooming popculture is entire identity that's why you relapse at a thought of modern stuff being sucky. Modern metal is dogshit for the most part, even the genre which declined the least (black metal) is still worse than it used to be back in the golden age of the genre (95-2005). And black metal is the best case scenario because other genres are completely dead, thrash is boomerslop with only Chilean bands being listenable. Tech death and melo death takes inspirations from the worst the genre has to offer - meaning you don't get The Red in the Sky Is Ours-likes or
Nespithe-likes, but you sure get loads of Spawn of Possession-likes and late era gothenslop-likes. US Power Metal is dead, Doom is dead, all the best funeral doom metal bands are the same ones that started the entire genre anyways. Thinking that modern shit is good or as good as the old days only showcases that for you music is an addiction and the only way to cope with the shitty reality of your life

>>129259690
:(

>>129259784
The guy who always says 'Correct.' or 'Incorrect.'

I caught him doing the same thing in youtube comments

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>>129259804
>How can you listen to metal and play video games and think that modern stuff is better or as good as the old days? You are probably some addicted jobless individual for whom consoooming popculture is entire identity that's why you relapse at a thought of modern stuff being sucky. Modern metal is dogshit for the most part, even the genre which declined the least (black metal) is still worse than it used to be back in the golden age of the genre (95-2005). And black metal is the best case scenario because other genres are completely dead, thrash is boomerslop with only Chilean bands being listenable. Tech death and melo death takes inspirations from the worst the genre has to offer - meaning you don't get The Red in the Sky Is Ours-likes or Nespithe-likes, but you sure get loads of Spawn of Possession-likes and late era gothenslop-likes. US Power Metal is dead, Doom is dead, all the best funeral doom metal bands are the same ones that started the entire genre anyways. Thinking that modern shit is good or as good as the old days only showcases that for you music is an addiction and the only way to cope with the shitty reality of your life

>>129259804
>music is an addiction and the only way to cope with the shitty reality of your life
Literally why do you think music exists in the first place?

>>129259825
Incorrect.

>>129259844
Post face

oh wait it's the chief contrarian retard xerself

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>>129259862
Got you.

>>129259496
He's a jew

>>129259827
Jdawg, Glen... who's the 3rd one?

Do any of you people actually purchase music?

>>129259979
That's Bucktor's breaker, Prozak.

>>129259486
Guessing that's a no

I hope you are all able to distinguish how bad porn is for you

>>129259098
no sorry.. I’m not that deep into it
I’m more the one waiting for recommendations lol

>>129254355
Lmao, 81 fucking albums?

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>>129260010
Yet it was Pozzak who was mindbroken by me, curious!

>>129260117
if it wasn't for porn I'd have never seen a naked woman

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Randy Blythe says fuck ICE

>>129260174
>get banned literally everywhere you go because you are an insufferable cretin
>heh, another victory *smugface*

>>129258215
Oo, I've got another one!
>Funny lot, those armless phantoms. When I imbibe too many spirits, I tend to become legless.

>>129260202
>Be begged by /shreddit/ to go debate "troll master Prozak" on his website
>Go over there and throw his "leitmotif" and buzzword shite right back at his face showing he doesn't know anything at all
>Post denied and IP banned
>>heh, another victory
Correct.

Pozzak lost. /shreddit/ lost.

>>129260180
What's his problem with ICE killing people? He's a killer too.

>>129260180
>louderuv
who cares

>>129260232
>>Be begged by /shreddit/ to go debate "troll master Prozak" on his website
>in my mind it was real

>>129260177
Just your average metalhead.

>>129259768
Correct

>>129260431
Thank you newfag.

>>129260180
Buying they're whole discography now, based as fuck.

>>129260010
Correct.

>>129259841
Definitely a much more complex origin than your pathetically misanthropic theory

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>>129254336
Holy shit

https://youtu.be/dsoi__FYYn0

where are the illegal slams

Miggerslam

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Top 10 Castle Rat songs

>>129260598
Wish I were there right now! Outside a 6th story castle windows at which point I fall to my death. Boom! Dead haha

Jk I don't get depressed or suicidal. DSBM is for the weak

>>129260526
Everything we do is to cope with reality, including browsing this useless site

>>129260598
1. Sonata in G Minor
2. Fugue in C sharp minor
3. Fantasie in F minor
4. Chromatic Fantasia
5. Sonata in F Minor
6. Sonata en Mi Mineur
7. Etude in D-sharp minor
8. Symphony in E-flat major
9. Sonata in C Major
10. Sonata in D Major

>>129260617
Incoherent post.

>>129260676
I'm not a metalhead but I hear you and your opinion is valid

>>129260692
Low IQ post, par for

>>129260709
Whoops meant to reply to >>129259827

If it has an electric guitar and drums it's punk. Metal is just more complicated punk.

Sorry but if "reality" means I can still get a dank double cheeseburger, fries and a drink for 8$ keep me plugged in! Real talk

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>>129254336
>BLAST

>>129260727
No I didn't, didn't even bother reading that wall of slop

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>>129254336

War Master, creative

>>129259486
Ozzy Osbourne - No Bone Movies

>>129260752
>I didn't
Why are you pretending to be me, schizo? Take your fucking meds.

>>129260769
all of their riffs are stolen from other bands too

>>129259982
Of course.

>>129260882
Yeah, that dude pretending to be me is a skitz Iass. And yeah you're a lass and not a dude.

>>129260897
With what money?

>>129260797
Ozzy was too based for this earth

>>129260180
Randy Blythe murdered a kid and refused to accept responsibility for the death. He then demanded 15 million CZK for damages. He should work on himself instead of virtue-signalling.

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Megadorks

>>129259982
Yes I just recently bought a triple pack of MA CDs.

Werwolf, Satanic Tyrant

>>129260496
>they're
IQ confirmation

>>129260996
>MA CDs
Metal Archives? Morbid Angel?

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>>129254336

>>129260994
Who's the brown guy with the Jheri curls?

>>129260996
HEIL

>>129260913
You're mentally ill and your sense of humor is nonexistent

>>129260807
Weirdo gimmick

>>129261026
Autocorrect sorry

>>129261149
Not how that works

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>>129261127
Why is your snoz so large though?

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>>129261195
VGH

>>129261218
ETERNAL HEILS TO THE 3" REICH

>>129261218
>>129261195
Why does that rodent have a butthole on his face?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2nhNGYsYI
LAST FIGHT AT LITTLE BIG HORN
THE HAND OF DEATH WAS WAITING
TO TAKE THE SOLDIER BLUE AWAY
LAST FIGHT AT LITTLE BIG HORN
WHERE THE LAST COMMAND WAS GIVEN
AND ALL THE SOLDIERS FOUGHT IN VAIN

>>129261077
looks like nick menza

>>129261286
gay

>>129261195
WTF am I looking at here?

>>129261195
Mentally ill post

>>129261337
A picture dug out of the archives by an obsessed stalker

>>129261350
A picture of what though?

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>Pozzak lost. /shreddit/ lo-

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>>129254336

>>129261359
You sound like an obsessed stalker as well

>>129261337
Just your average bleephead.

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>>129254336

>>129261397
Post your reddit posts again

>>129261195
looks like the kind of ugly freak who would spam threads with links to shitty electronic music and call it "DJing"

>Post face on an anonymous imageboard
>Shocked and surprised when the anonymous posters on said imageboard then associate you with the image that you posted of yourself

Why are you like this

>>129261337
Some kind of mutated sewer rat if I were to take a guess.

>>129261380
Guessing he got bullied out of /classical/ again lmfao

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>>129254336

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>>129261415
>>129261417
>>129261422
Great music discussion

>>129261359
Our local manlet lolcow

It's more like radio DJing but wouldn't expect low IQ metalheads to understand such a basic concept

>>129261436
That boy has sex with his own father 100%

>>129261438
Not a "lolcow" (terminally online loser term) but "lolcows" do obsess over me clearly

>>129261436
Where are your shoulders? It just keeps getting worse.

>>129261383
cringe

>>129261423
Not surprising, he doesn't have the mental capacity to discuss classical.

>>129261460
You're a literal faggot dude, your opinions are weird and creepy

>>129261187
Wasn't replying to you

>>129261465
Incorrect.

>>129261127
Really triggered him with this one eh

>>129261380
Based Caesar Milan enjoyer. His methods are perfect. Watching his videos taught me how to train my dog.

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>>129261436
>>129261460
>5'9"
>120lbs

>>129261492
Weird larp

Obese fat fuck spotted lmfaooo

More around 140lbs now though, serious gains over the past year. Welterweight I believe

>>129261516
>>129261516
>>129261516

>>129261468
He's a self-identified idiot lmfao

>>129261506
No, you're still Bantamweight. Cluck cluck cluck

>>129261573
Try using Google next time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welterweight

>>129261597
You're still 120lbs. Try using scales next time

>>129261436
Is that E.T.?
Is he trying to phone home?

>>129261616
>>129261633
Boring lol