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10/25/25(Sat)15:57:47 No.2057116
Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)15:57:47 No.2057116   [Reply]▶
If I passed you, don't take it personally. It's because you're slow, weak, and have no stamina. No, don't look at my bike. I could smoke you any day, even you were riding a Colnago Gioello, and I could do it on a $100 BSO from Walmart. Little man, learn to take defeat gracefully. I won, fair and square.

If you passed me, chill out dude, you're such an insecure tryhard. You wasted all that money to win a race that only exists in your head. Sure I could have been a pro, still could if I'm being honest, but that kind of thing doesn't interest me, I have nothing to prove to myself. So why should I try to prove anything to others, let alone you? Stop and smell the roses, that's my philosophy.
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Anonymous
10/25/25(Sat)16:27:36 No.2057120
Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)16:27:36 No.2057120▶
okay?
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Anonymous
10/25/25(Sat)23:05:54 No.2057157
Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)23:05:54 No.2057157▶
>>2057116
the duality of man.
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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)16:28:52 No.2057213
Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)16:28:52 No.2057213▶
i followed a girl i would have easily dropped becuase she had a nice round ass
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Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)14:06:21 No.2057260
Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)14:06:21 No.2057260▶
>>2057213
I hate getting stuck behind a grill who is the same speed as me because then I have to either be the creepy dude sniffing her ass or the toxic male who couldn't let himself be beaten by a girl, this is why cycling should be a male only hobby
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Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)22:29:27 No.2057281
Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)22:29:27 No.2057281▶
>>2057260
ur gay
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Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)22:41:07 No.2057282
Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)22:41:07 No.2057282▶
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>>2057116
>even you were riding
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Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:01:57 No.2057284
Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:01:57 No.2057284▶
>>2057282
>What's a Ghana? A dog?
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Anonymous
11/01/25(Sat)23:45:18 No.2057605
Anonymous 11/01/25(Sat)23:45:18 No.2057605▶
>>2057260
kek
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Anonymous
11/02/25(Sun)09:38:40 No.2057646
Anonymous 11/02/25(Sun)09:38:40 No.2057646▶
>>2057284
I haven't seen this meme in ages, this must be like 15 years old
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Anonymous
11/07/25(Fri)15:22:06 No.2058158
Anonymous 11/07/25(Fri)15:22:06 No.2058158▶
>>2057116
This is a custom racing bicycle, sir. Designed for competitive road cycling. This bike has a light-weight, space-age carbon frame and handlebars positioned to put the rider in a more aerodynamic posture. It also has micro-shifters and thirty-seven gears, and weighs under six pounds. I won the Tour de Mexico on this bike.
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Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:22:44 No.2060073
Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:22:44 No.2060073▶
>>2058158
what is this quote a reference to?
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Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)07:18:26 No.2060120
Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)07:18:26 No.2060120▶
>>2058158
There is an idea of a professional rider. But there is no real prizes. Only middle of the pack finishes. And although I can hide my shame shake the hands of my opponents and maybe you can even sense my watts are somewhat comparable...I simply am not aero
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Anonymous
12/05/25(Fri)16:19:10 No.2060338
Anonymous 12/05/25(Fri)16:19:10 No.2060338▶
Based. Speedmogging is a virtue.
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:14:23 No.2062626
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)18:14:23 No.2062626▶
>>2060120
Nice quote. When did a nitwit like you get so literate?
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:18:39 No.2062630
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)18:18:39 No.2062630▶
just draft the retards that overtake immediately, free calories for you
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)19:01:26 No.2062637
Anonymous 01/05/26(Mon)19:01:26 No.2062637▶
>>2057116
The joke is on you. I never get passed but always assume everyone I pass is warming up, cooling down, ill or leisirly riding, even if they make noises while getting dropped that lead me to believe otherwise.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)13:13:32 No.2062722
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)13:13:32 No.2062722▶
>>2062637
every time i get passed i moan like a girl
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)21:48:23 No.2062760
Anonymous 01/06/26(Tue)21:48:23 No.2062760▶
>>2062630
>have a "get rekt" saddlebag sticker that provokes freds
>they overtake
>I draft them and when they get tired overtake them again

lol
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)03:18:37 No.2062845
Anonymous 01/08/26(Thu)03:18:37 No.2062845▶
>>2057116
okay, great, proud of you, but who tf asked?
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)04:27:47 No.2062846
Anonymous 01/08/26(Thu)04:27:47 No.2062846▶
>>2057116
I'm not in a race, I'm just trying to get my groceries home, or enjoying my ride to work.
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)05:33:28 No.2062849
Anonymous 01/08/26(Thu)05:33:28 No.2062849▶
don't bother judging others' pace unless you're riding with them. never know the split they're taking between pace and distance
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)11:23:16 No.2062857
Anonymous 01/08/26(Thu)11:23:16 No.2062857▶
i am doing 10k to work at 4 am and i'm still drunk from yesterday and havent eaten a real meal in three days. i do not care if you pass me
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)18:24:44 No.2063814
Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)18:24:44 No.2063814▶
You are a common road nigger with the expected lifespan of a outdoor cat
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)21:21:45 No.2063818
Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)21:21:45 No.2063818▶
>>2063814
My cat lived until 12 which is 84 in dog years so shut your mouth, close your eyes, and pull that chute lever, CFIT-kun
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)22:25:02 No.2063825
Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)22:25:02 No.2063825▶
>>2063818
>seething poorfag noises

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