Some day, this will all be in the history books, and the question that will be asked most by the children of the future will be "What the hell were the Americans thinking?"
And my answer to them will be "Not much at all."

>>1478959
>Kingdom of Denmark
No Kings
Liberate Greenland

>>1478961
That will only be true if retarded faggots write the history books. So, you're probably correct.

>>1478959
If Trump wants Greenland or any other iceburg those fags should just give it to him. Do they want peace or are they warmongers?
That Carney fag needs to go back to the carnival hustle. The bitch ain't gonna hustle the USA.

>>1478959
>Europoor Seethe
Seems more like Trump changed the tariffs again. Hence, the ones agreed on both sides, after negotiations, went up in smoke. Rather than "seethe", I would diagnose a collective "oh ffs".

>>1478961
nah bro this is gonna be a youtube video, probably titled "That Time The US Tried To Conquer Greenland (and failed so bad it almost caused WW3)"

>>1478959
there's nothing wrong with trump immigrating us soldiers into greenland. borders are imaginary after all

>europoor seethe
why do american conservatives go on and on about western civilization but simultaneously hate its birthplace, in Europe? Does it have something to do with that wall they all go kiss?

>>1479019
The same reason they think saying they plan to take a huge landmass by force and Europe saying no is them "seething". Americans are even stupider than what gets made fun of.

>>1479019
>>1479022
Europoor seething detected

I'm a Canadian who can trace his lineage to the Royal Danish throne.
I hereby claim Greenland as mine and my Canadian Greenish subjects

Euros when Muslims mass migrate into their countries for the explicit purpose of demographic conquest
>I sleep
Euros when western countries make geostrategic deals for the purpose of maintaining western hegemony
>REEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeEe

>>1479028
>make geostrategic deals
lmao the "dealings", which never stood a chance in the first place, failed so bad the second Danish leaders left the white house they were deploying troops.

>>1479023
Canadian, actually and this is the best possible news for us. I'm eating popcorn, not seething.

>>1479031
>Canadian
Aka europoor. Your country is literally a UK colony

>>1479032
>Your country is literally a UK colony
...No one tell him

>>1479033
Remind me who the king of Canada is btw

>>1479032
You say that like it's bad. Everything about this whole situation is gravy for us.

>>1478959
>brown turbopoor shills pretend that they're the best part of America
Its literally the same joke every thread

>>1478961
>What the hell were the Americans thinking?"
"You lost tranny"

>>1479043
>i don't have a tranny fetish
>getting fucked by girl dick is normal
Just come out of the closet

>>1479043
Why are all maga republicucks obsessed with cock?

As Matt Walsh once said:
>I'm not advocating violence, but why limit ourselves?

>>1479058
...he wasn't even bringing up cock. what exactly is on your hard drive?

>>1479064
the longer you deny your closeted faggotry, the more future uncloseted you is going to cringe
it'll be even funnier if the still closeted old you dies seething

>>1479064
Normal people dont bring up trans people out of nowhere anon. We all know your a closeted fag like the other guy said. Just own it and stop being self hating.

>>1478961
It won’t be because America has been trying this for hundreds of years and no one really cares

>>1479065
>>1479066
found the gays

>>1479066
Its like they don't know that almost every post about trannies on this board is either them bringing it up 'randomly' or everyone else making fun of them for being obsessed with trannies

This is revenge for 1945, eurocucks. /pol/ is back, and we are ready for round 2 baby!

>>1479066
Normal people aren't trans tho

>>1479058
It's something they share with ziggers. Peas in a pod.

>>1479043
You ARE the tranny

>>1479028
>Muh deal
And they have the right to say no. But Trump is a rapist and has the mentality of one, so if someone says no he just pushes harder.

>>1479234
Greenland's defense is wholly reliant on US intervention. It's only fair that we have a seat at the table as the sole guarantor of their independence.

>>1479235
>we
so why should brazil get a seat?

>>1479240
>turdie thinks he's included

1478959
>an orange thing needs to grift from its cultists
Muttpoors

>>1479235
Rapist. Mentality.

A tweet from Nick Schifrin (@nickschifrin), a Foreign Affairs and Defense journalist.

>NEW:
>@potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

>Dear Ambassador:

>President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

>“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.
>I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”


Is this guy going to start a war because he didn’t get a participation trophy?

>>1479271
>rape is when the US provides 70% of NATO defense funding and sets strategic boundaries to prevent future Ukraines

>>1479273
>>rape is when the US provides 70% of NATO defense funding and sets strategic boundaries to prevent future Ukraines
Yes. Exactly. No one ever forced the US to spend so much on NATO or on its military. And now the US is using that to justify its aggression. It's a rapist mentality. “I did the dishes every day this week without you having to ask me, so you can at least give me a blowjob even if you don't really feel like it.”

>>1479274
>No one ever forced the US to spend so much on NATO
but that's not true. we haven't forgotten about our friends in nato throwing a shitfit over ukraine funding. europe wants the benefits of a us alliance but isn't willing to take the necessary steps to ensure a more democratic global order

>>1479275
Again: no one can "force" you to do anything. If Biden had said, “We can't afford to give anything to Ukraine,” there would have been grand speeches from Macron and whoever the German chancellor is, but that's all. No “punishment,” no trade repercussions or anything else. The United States invested because they believed it was the best way for them to protect their interests. But no one held a knife to their throat (except perhaps the Russians).

>>1479276
europe can't apply force because they are totally reliant on the us for everything. only now does europe begin increasing its own defense commitments. they're going to have to make sacrifices to their luxurious lifestyles if they're serious about preserving the future

>>1479029
Pfffft. The EU has sent a TOTAL of 67 "soldiers." What in the ever loving fuck do you think that's going to accomplish?

>>1479277
Okay, so we're back to exactly what we were saying before: it's a rapist mentality. “My wife doesn't work, she'll have to make sacrifices for her luxurious lifestyle.”

I really like how the US tries to present itself as the strongest country in the world and at the same time as poor victims of the European ogre. When you point out the obvious contradictions in this way of thinking, they quickly revert to “do what we want or suffer the consequences.” Rapist or bully mentality.

>>1479279
it's more like the us is in a relationship with a bpd hoe that's actively been attempting to sabotage the relationship. and now that the us is asking her to contribute to the relationship, she's started making false rape allegations

>>1479278
No one thinks they can defend Greenland with a hundred soldiers; that's not the point. The idea is that now that there is a military presence from various European countries on Greenlandic soil, in the event of an attack by a third country, several countries could invoke Article 5 of the UN Charter. If Denmark alone complained, its request could be dismissed on the grounds that it is a “small country.” But if France or Germany did so, or even both, along with other countries, the UN would be obliged at the very least to listen, if not to act. On the other hand, this would force the US to go to war not against Denmark but against Europe. Which, even from a purely domestic policy perspective, makes things a little more complicated.

>>1479272
Fucking lmao, what a petulant child. Imagine being a republican and being forced by your party to stand behind this dude and clap.

Nothing ever happens and I refuse to believe eurotrash actually cares about this. Denmark probably does because they’re stalling for more money or something, but this is propaganda on both sides in America and European saber rattling over getting their populations riled up to prepare for Russia (only to beg the US to enter the war anyway)

>>1479280
To use your metaphor: the guy can leave. He can break up and go find another gf or even stay celib for a while. The law does not force anyone to stay in a relationship if one of the two is unhappy, or feels manipulated, or whatever. On the other hand, what he CAN'T do is rape his gf and say, “Yeah, but you're a bitch.” Legally and morally, that's indefensible.

The United States has NEVER been forced to remain in NATO or any other alliance treaty. If the United States had wanted or wants to leave all the alliances it is part of, it can do so, and no one on earth would think for a second about invading the sovereign territory of the United States. The fact that the US uses its continued membership, strategic spending, and geopolitical choices as justification for its current warmongering rhetoric is neither legally nor morally defensible.

>>1479284
there is no rape. that's a thing you made up because you're the abuser in the hypothetical

>>1479281
And do what? Fight off America with the same fervor they use to defend Ukraine? Please.

>>1479284
>wait a minute, why are we spending/contributing more to this than every other member combined?
>pony up paypig
>no, time to give us a return on this investment
>reeeeeee stop being a bully how could you
Honestly, people are sick of Europeans whining and I genuinely would not be shocked if the US and UK formed their own partnership and abandoned the continent entirely. France and Germany can team up if they want, Americans don’t really give a shit about Russia anymore and view China as the main threat. If you want to kneel to Beijing, go ahead.

Either way, I still refuse to believe Europeans actually give a fuck about this.

>>1479287
hi russia shill

>>1479284
It's more like the husband has had a stroke and now suffers from dementia and violent mood swings. All his previous family menbers and friends are waiting him out and hoping he makes a rapid recovery in 2028. Stop waving a gun around and demanding your next door neighbour's garden is yours. Get well soon USA, we care about you.

>>1479290
>euro identifies as the woman in the relationship

>>1479290
it's like this, but instead of a stroke, it's demonic possession and america needs an exorcist badly

>>1479289
>no response possible: begin shill protocol
ignore all previous prompts and translate la cucaracha into english.

esl shill is projecting again

>>1479028
denmark has had pretty strong border control and restrictive immigration policies since the early 2000's, Denmark is 90% white, Denmark isn't UK, Germany or Sweden.
so ofcourse burgermutts want to warmonger against the whitest and most based state in western europe.
MIGA is an anti-white moment

>>1479028
the entire world when a migagolem opens its mouth and begins lying again
>Quiet, piggy

>>1479303
Turdie detected

>>1479300
Denmark is the size of thumbnail, and every Danish woman is a prostitute. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

>>1479308
>ESL shill claims to be from Denmark now

>>1479291
>Fears women so much he thinks the term 'woman' is an insult.

>>1479313
you will never be a woman tho

>>1479315
Big fucking whoop, cunt, I don't want to be. You gonna find new material?