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Do you drive like an alpha male?
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>>28825159
I'd gap this guy so hard in straights and corners in my turbo awd del sol he'd go home and beat his wife to compensate.
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Most level-headed trugg driver
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Just tweaker shit
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It was an emergency, he was rushing that small tree to the hospital
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>>28825159
That tunnel would be nice to drive through at 3am. My shitty flat state doesn't have tunnels running through hills.
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>>28825174
He was the local branch manager and in a hurry.
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>>28825159
>overtakes the camera man
>realizes he's cucked by another fellow (but also enemy) truck and an oncoming tunnel
>looks behind him to start yelling at the camera man to cope
>uh oh turns out it's actually TWO trucks and a SECOND tunnel!
kek fucking chevy fags
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>>28825159
Pretty much every truck driver
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>>28825159
More like insecure Bubba McTinycock
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Where did you get this video of me?
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>>28825159
I don't understand why the other drivers aren't letting this retard pass them.
Why would you actively attempt to play Sheriff with a deranged trucktoid?
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>>28825259
The angrier he gets the funnier it is, basic paradigm of driving cars
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>>28825159
>doesn't show deranged idjit getting mangled for life
Why you gotta waste our time like that?
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>>28825319

^ This guy gets it.
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>>28825159
Lmao what a mental and physical midget.
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>>28825163
>I'd gap this guy so hard in straights and corners in my turbo awd del sol he'd go home and beat his wife to compensate.
The post of a beta
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>>28825159
Never gone full retard like that, but.
>some stoned hippie going at most 70 on a straight piece of 100km/h road
>a bunch of people riding his ass but they won't overtake despite an abundance of opportunities
>my slow ass shitbox can't take them all in one go
>have to pass the lot one at a time
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>>28825159
What car is the camera car? A Boxter?
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>>28825159
>THERE'S SOME DIPSHIT IN A MIATA BLOCKING ME!!!!!
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>>28825356
The reply of a truck cuck
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>>28825395
Z4 you dumb piece of shit
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>>28825415
you have bitch tits
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>YEA. ASSHOLE EVEN PUT BMW BADGES ON IT!!!!!
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>>28825421
Are you sure?
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>>28825434
Yes you retarded fucking giga nigger.
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>>28825442
i think you're wrong
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>>28825395
yeah it's a boxster. ignore that mad incel with the low iq.
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>IT'S NOT A REAL PORSCHE!!!!!
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>>28825470
It's an overpriced German POS that gets overtaken by a truck who cares?
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>>28825506
aren't you embarrassed at the way you just behaved?
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Mouth off at me again, Boxter Boy.
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>>28825163
kek
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>>28825181
underrated
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>>28825526
Aren't you embarrassed that your Boxster is NARP (Not A Real Porsche)?
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>>28825412
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
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>>28825493
Perfection
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>>28825526
No, I posted as Anonymous LMAO I don't give a fuck.
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>>28825159
complete cringe convection
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>>28825159
Imagine being American, couldn't be me.
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can't imagine being pissed somewhere that beautiful, where is that? my first guess was utah but the truck has washington or california plates

is it one of those socal canyon roads?
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>>28825159
Meth head white nigger. Pickups are for subhumans
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>>28825529
Built for brokeback mountain. Pickups ar for fuckups
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>>28825529
>barbie truck
>gay little hat
>water beer
>clean clothes
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>>28825159
What is it that possesses every single truggold to act like a spoiled toddler out on the road
Obviously its not just trucks, but its disproportionately trucks. Pattern recognition and somesuch. Are they the niggers of the road?
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>>28825159
AI ass terrain
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>>28825159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUb18VYLjc
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>>28826423
betas like you tremble in fear at the sight of a true alpha male on the road. you piss and cry and call for the police to save you from the big mean man.
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>>28826507
Actually when they get fiesty and start shitting the bed wanting a fight i just win their fried chicken wife over by calmly looking down at these below 6ft manlets and telling them to calm down.

You seem to idolise these faggots when you should strive to be your own man.
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>>28825159
This is why I concealed carry. You never know when some 40iq is going to decide that some minor traffic issue worth somebody dying for. And it's not going to be me.
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>>28826515
no one ever does shit when i drive my truck like that. weird how there are so many tough guys on the internet but not real life
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>>28826507
You just bully people who follow the rules of the road cause you're a bitch. When you fuck with someone who isn't having it you get easily humiliated by V6s and even some 4 cylinders and you do nothing but seethe, poison your neighbors dog, put another 1 inch plate on your dumbass ebay lift and delete your exhaust some more. Dumb redneck motherfucker lmao.
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>>28826539
cries the beta
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>>28825181
kek i'll let you off this time carlos
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>>28825529
>>28826418
>big arms
Lifting and gym are compensation for a small penis lmao, thats why women know skinny niggas have big dicks
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>>28826992
>brings up dicks
off yourself, faggot
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>>28825597
>is objectively the car that saves the company in 00s
>based on the original Porsche 550 race car
>one of the few (at the time) mid-engined Porsches (aka real sports cars)
>not a real Porsche
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>THEY'RE STILL GOING AT IT! YEA NOW THEY'RE ARGUING ABOUT COCKS!!!!!
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>>28827045
Adding to this,
>nigger actually thinks having the engine in the rear is what makes a "Porsche" a real "Porsche" when the rear-engine layout was an economic compromise to begin with - see the original Volkswagen Beetle, which is why literally all the FASTEST real Porsche's (that being, Porsche race cars) all have the engine in the middle. Unless nigger means to say that a souped up Volkswagen Bettle is what a "real" Porsche is.
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>>28826418
He's trying so hard though
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>>28825163
I'd personally put him against the wall, get one of those goliath dildos and start gaping his asshole until I can insert it up to his navel, so he learns to not be a fucking subhuman on the road risking other people's lives because he can't be arsed to drive behind someone at the legal speed.
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>>28827156
and then you'd wake up lol
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I personally drive like a woman
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>>28826531
>when i drive my truck like that
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>>28825529
Feels like AI
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>>28827213
it is, look at the emblem
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>>28825174
I too was in that Reddit thread
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>>28828598
>I too was in that Reddit thread
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>>28826220
Better than the shithole you come from.
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i used to like driving but now i actively avoid it because every single driver, regardless of vehicle body type, is an impatient self centered moron trying to get everyone killed. shit sucks and chinese nukes can't come fast enough.
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>>28825159
>drive sports car
>every other retard on the road tries to impress you with his alpha driving style
woah
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>>28825159
This is third world driving.
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>>28826423
>people dont respect my authority irl
>maybe if i buy this big threatening trugg they will respect my authority
>still not respected
>rage
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>>28825163
I'd pit manovure him with my bullbar/pushbar
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>>28828640
don't forget at least 70% of the people are on their cell phone in one way or another
and if you live in my city hardly any one has car insurance, everyone is an illegal immigrant in an unregistered rustbucket or a nog in an also unregistered clapped out altima or charger
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>>28828779
Doesn't even need to be a sports car
People do the weird showoff shit whenever I take my full-size family sedan out because it's loud from being catless I think
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>>28828782
Average day in socal.
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>>28825159
Why are those trucks going faster than you in the "twisties". Why are you driving a "sports car" if you're going to drive like that? Do you know you're compensating just as hard as them at that point?
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>>28825159
I found that pickup drivers drive drunk.
I honked a honk at an obvious drunk and they stopped in the middle of the road as if looking for the car that honked at them. There is no compromise with them, they have no function.
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>>28829865
The fact is you shouldn't drive if you are completely unaware of what's happening in the video. Turn your license in.
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>>28826531
Because you don't actually act like that in real life

Jfc fallen for your own accusation lmao
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>>28830118
not all the time but i've definitely been known to drive like this when i've had a couple brewskis in me.
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