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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:28:23 No.28825159 Do you drive like an alpha male?

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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:30:39 No.28825163 >>28825159
I'd gap this guy so hard in straights and corners in my turbo awd del sol he'd go home and beat his wife to compensate.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:31:57 No.28825166 Most level-headed trugg driver
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:33:53 No.28825169 Just tweaker shit
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:36:24 No.28825174 It was an emergency, he was rushing that small tree to the hospital
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:37:33 No.28825177 >>28825159
That tunnel would be nice to drive through at 3am. My shitty flat state doesn't have tunnels running through hills.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:38:09 No.28825181 >>28825174
He was the local branch manager and in a hurry.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:40:53 No.28825183 >>28825159
>overtakes the camera man
>realizes he's cucked by another fellow (but also enemy) truck and an oncoming tunnel
>looks behind him to start yelling at the camera man to cope
>uh oh turns out it's actually TWO trucks and a SECOND tunnel!
kek fucking chevy fags
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:41:12 No.28825184 >>28825159
Pretty much every truck driver
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)16:45:24 No.28825191 >>28825159
More like insecure Bubba McTinycock
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:00:20 No.28825218 Where did you get this video of me?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)17:29:04 No.28825259 >>28825159
I don't understand why the other drivers aren't letting this retard pass them.
Why would you actively attempt to play Sheriff with a deranged trucktoid?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:17:55 No.28825319 >>28825259
The angrier he gets the funnier it is, basic paradigm of driving cars
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:21:54 No.28825328 >>28825159
>doesn't show deranged idjit getting mangled for life
Why you gotta waste our time like that?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:30:06 No.28825334 >>28825319
^ This guy gets it.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:32:42 No.28825338 >>28825159
Lmao what a mental and physical midget.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)18:41:34 No.28825356 >>28825163
>I'd gap this guy so hard in straights and corners in my turbo awd del sol he'd go home and beat his wife to compensate.
The post of a beta
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:08:45 No.28825394 >>28825159
Never gone full retard like that, but.
>some stoned hippie going at most 70 on a straight piece of 100km/h road
>a bunch of people riding his ass but they won't overtake despite an abundance of opportunities
>my slow ass shitbox can't take them all in one go
>have to pass the lot one at a time
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:10:26 No.28825395 >>28825159
What car is the camera car? A Boxter?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:27:59 No.28825412 >>28825159
>THERE'S SOME DIPSHIT IN A MIATA BLOCKING ME!!!!!
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:32:07 No.28825415 >>28825356
The reply of a truck cuck
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:41:17 No.28825421 >>28825395
Z4 you dumb piece of shit
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:45:45 No.28825426 >>28825415
you have bitch tits
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:46:24 No.28825428 >YEA. ASSHOLE EVEN PUT BMW BADGES ON IT!!!!!
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:48:55 No.28825434 >>28825421
Are you sure?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:52:31 No.28825442 >>28825434
Yes you retarded fucking giga nigger.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:03:35 No.28825458 >>28825442
i think you're wrong
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:12:17 No.28825470 >>28825395
yeah it's a boxster. ignore that mad incel with the low iq.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:27:22 No.28825493 >IT'S NOT A REAL PORSCHE!!!!!
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:36:17 No.28825506 >>28825470
It's an overpriced German POS that gets overtaken by a truck who cares?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:57:09 No.28825526 >>28825506
aren't you embarrassed at the way you just behaved?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:01:52 No.28825529 Mouth off at me again, Boxter Boy.
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:27:59 No.28825564 >>28825163
kek
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:29:00 No.28825566 >>28825181
underrated
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:48:19 No.28825597 >>28825526
Aren't you embarrassed that your Boxster is NARP (Not A Real Porsche)?
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:51:32 No.28825602 >>28825412
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)21:54:36 No.28825607 >>28825412
>>28825428
>>28825493
Perfection
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Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)22:00:01 No.28825612 >>28825526
No, I posted as Anonymous LMAO I don't give a fuck.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:25:37 No.28826207 >>28825159
complete cringe convection
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:35:34 No.28826220 >>28825159
Imagine being American, couldn't be me.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)08:55:48 No.28826241 can't imagine being pissed somewhere that beautiful, where is that? my first guess was utah but the truck has washington or california plates
is it one of those socal canyon roads?
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Master Marduk
01/30/26(Fri)11:06:37 No.28826342 >>28825159
Meth head white nigger. Pickups are for subhumans
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Master Marduk
01/30/26(Fri)11:08:50 No.28826344 >>28825529
Built for brokeback mountain. Pickups ar for fuckups
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)12:33:41 No.28826418 >>28825529
>barbie truck
>gay little hat
>water beer
>clean clothes
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)12:51:55 No.28826423 >>28825159
What is it that possesses every single truggold to act like a spoiled toddler out on the road
Obviously its not just trucks, but its disproportionately trucks. Pattern recognition and somesuch. Are they the niggers of the road?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)12:59:18 No.28826432 >>28825159
AI ass terrain
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:19:07 No.28826507 >>28826423
betas like you tremble in fear at the sight of a true alpha male on the road. you piss and cry and call for the police to save you from the big mean man.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:26:58 No.28826515 >>28826507
Actually when they get fiesty and start shitting the bed wanting a fight i just win their fried chicken wife over by calmly looking down at these below 6ft manlets and telling them to calm down.
You seem to idolise these faggots when you should strive to be your own man.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:33:37 No.28826522 >>28825159
This is why I concealed carry. You never know when some 40iq is going to decide that some minor traffic issue worth somebody dying for. And it's not going to be me.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:45:12 No.28826531 >>28826515
no one ever does shit when i drive my truck like that. weird how there are so many tough guys on the internet but not real life
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:04:09 No.28826539 >>28826507
You just bully people who follow the rules of the road cause you're a bitch. When you fuck with someone who isn't having it you get easily humiliated by V6s and even some 4 cylinders and you do nothing but seethe, poison your neighbors dog, put another 1 inch plate on your dumbass ebay lift and delete your exhaust some more. Dumb redneck motherfucker lmao.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)17:29:21 No.28826737 >>28826539
cries the beta
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)20:39:56 No.28826989 >>28825181
kek i'll let you off this time carlos
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)20:43:16 No.28826992 >>28825529
>>28826418
>big arms
Lifting and gym are compensation for a small penis lmao, thats why women know skinny niggas have big dicks
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:12:07 No.28827032 >>28826992
>brings up dicks
off yourself, faggot
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:22:35 No.28827045 >>28825597
>is objectively the car that saves the company in 00s
>based on the original Porsche 550 race car
>one of the few (at the time) mid-engined Porsches (aka real sports cars)
>not a real Porsche
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:26:43 No.28827049 >THEY'RE STILL GOING AT IT! YEA NOW THEY'RE ARGUING ABOUT COCKS!!!!!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:28:51 No.28827054 >>28827045
Adding to this,
>nigger actually thinks having the engine in the rear is what makes a "Porsche" a real "Porsche" when the rear-engine layout was an economic compromise to begin with - see the original Volkswagen Beetle, which is why literally all the FASTEST real Porsche's (that being, Porsche race cars) all have the engine in the middle. Unless nigger means to say that a souped up Volkswagen Bettle is what a "real" Porsche is.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:16:42 No.28827122 >>28826418
He's trying so hard though
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:53:17 No.28827156 >>28825163
I'd personally put him against the wall, get one of those goliath dildos and start gaping his asshole until I can insert it up to his navel, so he learns to not be a fucking subhuman on the road risking other people's lives because he can't be arsed to drive behind someone at the legal speed.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:59:33 No.28827160 >>28827156
and then you'd wake up lol
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p
01/30/26(Fri)23:04:36 No.28827164 I personally drive like a woman
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)23:09:51 No.28827168 >>28826531
>when i drive my truck like that
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)23:58:48 No.28827213 >>28825529
Feels like AI
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)00:40:01 No.28827254 >>28827213
it is, look at the emblem
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)03:27:17 No.28828598 >>28825174
I too was in that Reddit thread
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)03:48:48 No.28828617 >>28828598
>I too was in that Reddit thread
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)04:22:21 No.28828633 >>28826220
Better than the shithole you come from.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)04:38:35 No.28828640 i used to like driving but now i actively avoid it because every single driver, regardless of vehicle body type, is an impatient self centered moron trying to get everyone killed. shit sucks and chinese nukes can't come fast enough.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)10:28:27 No.28828779 >>28825159
>drive sports car
>every other retard on the road tries to impress you with his alpha driving style
woah
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)10:37:15 No.28828782 >>28825159
This is third world driving.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)10:41:45 No.28828783 >>28826423
>people dont respect my authority irl
>maybe if i buy this big threatening trugg they will respect my authority
>still not respected
>rage
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)11:03:46 No.28828795 >>28825163
I'd pit manovure him with my bullbar/pushbar
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)13:49:24 No.28828863 >>28828640
don't forget at least 70% of the people are on their cell phone in one way or another
and if you live in my city hardly any one has car insurance, everyone is an illegal immigrant in an unregistered rustbucket or a nog in an also unregistered clapped out altima or charger
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)13:54:45 No.28828867 >>28828779
Doesn't even need to be a sports car
People do the weird showoff shit whenever I take my full-size family sedan out because it's loud from being catless I think
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:24:59 No.28829862 >>28828782
Average day in socal.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:28:56 No.28829865 >>28825159
Why are those trucks going faster than you in the "twisties". Why are you driving a "sports car" if you're going to drive like that? Do you know you're compensating just as hard as them at that point?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:46:37 No.28829876 >>28825159
I found that pickup drivers drive drunk.
I honked a honk at an obvious drunk and they stopped in the middle of the road as if looking for the car that honked at them. There is no compromise with them, they have no function.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)04:48:45 No.28829877 >>28829865
The fact is you shouldn't drive if you are completely unaware of what's happening in the video. Turn your license in.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:16:22 No.28830118 >>28826531
Because you don't actually act like that in real life
Jfc fallen for your own accusation lmao
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:35:42 No.28830162 >>28830118
not all the time but i've definitely been known to drive like this when i've had a couple brewskis in me.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:14:12 No.28831918 >>28825181
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