>>28828259
Conservation of angular momentum

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Newest one I could come up with

>>28828570
This is a SFW board.

I rearended someone as a drunk 19yo once

>>28828594
enough about your unwholesome sexual exploits please

>>28828259
these people have AWD so winter tires are unnecessary

>>28828870
He thought it was the driv-thru

>>28828746
Ive also sucked a few dicks because i was sad and lonely and starved for intimacy

>>28828786
Aramco...Saudi
Brownoids can't drive

>>28828875
Story?
>>28829212
Idiot
>>28829215
How?

Can we get some motorcycle stuff in here too, bonus points if it's new stuff

>>28829245
I like the steering attempt when the front tires are gone

>>28829674
It's the thought that counts.

>>28829674
I would've done the same

>>28829245
The front fell off

>>28828256
Nothing exciting but
>be 16
>in my xbox huge 1986 Mercedes SEL
>cruising along like normal
>approach stop light, it's green
>lady pulls out in front of me in a 90's Corolla
>hit her at around 55mph in the drivers door
>sucks for a moment but I'm ok, hop out
>pretty sure she's dead
>ambulance, cops etc show up
>boomer 1 says I had the green, boomer 2 says I had a red light
>cops charge me with running a redlight
>she lives
>get sued
>aint got shit
>prove I aint got shit for 2 fucking years through depositions
>she settles with insurance
>loses 50% to lawyer fees
>my insurance through the fucking roof because 16 and some random boomer made shit up
This was before dashcams, but never drive without one.

>>28829939
same shit happened to my brother. He got t-boned in his Bronco by a boomer woman who ran a redlight. The police arrived, she lied her ass off, but finally admitted it was her fault because it was so obvious and then said this:
>"I was scared and didn't know what to do so I just closed my eyes and prayed."
Fun fact: she was never charged with any crime like making false statements, reckless driving, etc.

>>28829212
>>28829282
I've seen another one of these where a car cuts off a biker by turning without a signal and the biker slams into them. Either way it's bad ending (brake too much and flip, brake too little and slam into the vehicle turning).

>>28828875
glory is eternal

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>Be Florida road ranger
>Stop for disabled car in the middle lane
>Putting out cones
>Co worker comes up behind me in the lane to my right
>Point him to come into my lane
>Put out last cone and walk back to truck
>Reach my truck and turn around
>Hear a loud boom
>A fucking Altima just slammed into the back of coworker's truck
>Altima nearly does a flip, tow truck jumps toward me about 15 feet
>Initial car that made me stop drives away
I never thought a meme could be so true.

>>28828570
my muscles involuntarily flexed

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Just out for a nice croooze

>>28829212
that's a single lane right?

>>28828570
Imagine being a 1930s worker having to pay for that.

>>28828767
damn wheels used to be skinny

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>>28830105
Only need a jpg for that classic.

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>tacoma
>come to stop sign intersection with cars streetparked so you cant see shit
>pull up a little at stop so i can see if i can turn right
>BLAM
>bitch in some volvo SUV hit me
>I get out and ask what that was all about, shes saying omg sorry sorry i wasnt looking
>she gets up to my car
>starts saying "it was like that, that wasn't me i didn't do it
>gets in her car and leaves
>mfw
>already memorized plate number and karens description
>cops.jpg
>they find her in her driveway 2 miles away and she gets a hit and run and her insurance fixes my car
>now i get license plate light out error even when they work fine

>>28830872
the cops actually went after her? wow. usually they just go
>not my problem
did she get a deer in headlights look when she saw you at her house?

>>28830918
It was in "ruston" which is a fancy smaller area of tacoma and i think they were bored. i never got to her house, i drove home. they called me later. i was tempted to follow her but decided to be smart about it instead.

>>28830105
The worst part about this image is that the truck's front bumper is level with this car's window.
The second worst part is that this retarded boomer didn't die.

>>28829661
>ITS BEYBLAAADE

>>28828259
Look at all those 4 wheel drive SUVs

>>28828903
Wanna do one more?

>>28830861
Jeets: not even once

>>28828903
p? Is that you?

>>28828875
>that green car that rolls backwards onto the track at 30mph instead of hitting the brakes

>>28830617
horseless carriage shit

>>28828259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

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>>28830105

>>28831027
Holy shit an actual tacoman I thought u were in a toyota not in the actual 253. Thank God for the ruston pd I guess

t. Ttown born n raised