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I'm desperately looking for a reasons to not buy Tesla but there's simply no better bang for a buck in the same price range on EU market right now.

>Audi/Merc/Bmw
Twice the price when you include options
>Japs
Dinosaurs
>Americans
Terrible value in Europe
>VW/Skoda/Kia
Fucking insane but even they have worse value right now
>Chinkis
Actually the best alternative, could import one for half the price of the Tesla. But I'm worried it's going to be the same experience I had with Xiaomi phones aka great value but nothing works properly.


Not a bait thread, I really wish Tesla looked inside as good as outside, test driving it was like sitting in a passat with BMW under the hood.
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Yeah I think Tesla prices (particularly used) have shit the bed since ol' musky went off the deep end.

Turns out a continent that spent millions of lives to rid themselves of nazis don't like it when you go mask off trying to reintroduce it, and even the normies can tell because you do the salute to be heckin' le edgy.

Anyway, Teslas are way underpriced in Euro land + UK at the moment as a result.
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>>28828810
BYD
Simple as
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>>28828812
>Yeah I think Tesla prices (particularly used) have shit the bed since ol' musky went off the deep end.
Looking to buy new because I've finally started earning real money and want to experience how it feels to peel off the films form a new car and be the first person to fart in the seat.
There's 0% financing options right now, for the same reason you mention I guess.
>>28828813
Already booked a ride.
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Tesla is the #1 reason for auto insurance hikes across Europe. Due to giganigga casting, fender benders involve replacing 25% of the bodywork, since they're single large pieces.
So fuck Tesla, and fuck Elon for being a brainrotted (almost literal) nigger.
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>>28828810
>I'm desperately looking for a reasons to not buy Tesla
its electric crap
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>>28828810
>I'm desperately looking for a reasons to not buy Tesla
You would be a Tesla owner.
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>>28828810
It doesn't come with an engine.
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They have rust issues and the insurance prices are obscene. Just get a Kia Niro EV and get all the benefits of EV for a fair price.
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>>28828851
>>28828826
I don't know about Europe but my Model 3 costs less in insurance than my brother's Ford Fusion.
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>>28828810
you'll be one of those guys
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>>28828810
tessies are ugly slow & gay
Shitty, noisy, rattly, cheap as fuck feeling interiors
Always driven by nerds or women
You shills are such disingenuous fucking faggiots
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>>28828810
Honestly I'm super jealous of you Europeans. IMO you get some of the best daily driver cars in the world so why not get one of those. Example:
>skoda octavia wagon
>manual
>diesel
>35+ mpg
>plenty of space but still compact and pleasant to drive
>probably like 5k used and will be in good condition
Why wouldn't you just get one of those?
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>>28828810
>EV
It'll be e-waste in a few years. Think of how your smartphone's battery goes to shit in a year or two and consider your car runs on the same thing.
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>>28828874
Modern diesels are fragile expensive pieces of crap.
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this is why we need irl friends, because even being smart enough to make decent money and understand financing is not enough to save one from potentially going full retard in the name of responsibility
>but I ran the numbers and it all made so much sense at the time. it was the best choice, for real
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>>28828816
Buying new for a 3/Y is just stupid when they lose 50% of their value in just a year or two. doesn't help that the muskrat is actively making it worse in new ways every month
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>>28828810
I was thinking about Tesla 3, but after serious research I'm getting a low mileage Jag I-Pace
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>>28828810
You can get a Giulia for less than $10k now:
>better looking
>much better interior
>more reliable
>much better chassis, steering, handling
>comes in manual too
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>>28828810
Musk. Is that you?
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>>28828880
>smartphone's battery goes to shit in a year or two
it doesn't though?
>>28828968
Stop shilling your 4 cylinder slop
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>>28828874
>op looking to buy new
>anon suggests him to buy gypsymobile incarnate that drove at least two generations of apachis monthly to get their socialbucks in westeros
>followed by a guy that considers ev jag
>and one that shills shitalian crap
op asked for reasons NOT to buy a tesla anons
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>>28828810
As a former Model 3 owner I can actually give you a reason not to buy one in Europe: Tesla service sucks ass as they're undermanned and chase off all the quality mechanics with their shitty American management. They damaged my car twice during repairs (how do you even crack a rim during alignment?), and right before I sold it the wait time was 3 months.
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>>28828810
Why on earth would you ever consider a Nonce-mobile?

Especially after that epstien file bombshell.
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>>28828874
>skoda
>octavia
>wagon
>diesel
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>28828880
There are 500,000km Tesla Model S' out there still on their original battery.
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>>28830462
That 10 mile range gotta be great.
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>>28830449
>Especially after that epstien file bombshell.
Huh?
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>>28830449
>>28830672
i think it's that one where elon sounds like a cringey 12 year old trying to join the cool kids club. it's fake by the way.
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>>28828816
Get a used ev with low miles there are insane deals going around under 20k for a model 3 with less than 5k miles
You'd be able to drive the hell out of that thing for next to nothing in upkeep

I bought my ev new and lost 40% of the resale value it sucks
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>>28828810
Dinosaurs is not a reason to reject. Get a Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla.
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>>28828810
technically better than a g wiz I suppose but nowhere near as iconic
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>>28828816
>and be the first person to fart in the seat
not happening unless you're driving off the assembly line yourself
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>>28828810
Teslas are great EVs, ESPECIALLY if they're used and under 150K miles and made within the last few years.
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>>28828810
>'m desperately looking for a reasons to not buy Tesla
They look stupid and have a Daewoo quality interior
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>>28831045
There were tours that let you loose (as students) in Rolls Royce Crewe back in the day.
As you suggest, final inspection will include a fart or two. Maybe a bogie under the dash.

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