>>2856996
For me, it's little debbie swiss cake rolls.

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>>2856997
These are where it's at and google trying to memoryhole their exist is proof

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>>2856996
Stopping at the burger place on the way back.

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I used to worry about kcals/oz and macros, now I just eat whatever I know I'll be able to stomach while out of breath and tired. Some examples are shortbread cookies, peanut m&ms, ham and cheese sandwich with avocado and hot sauce and buffalo chicken tender sandwich with blue cheese dressing. As always, winter is peak since you can bring perishables without worrying about the cheese going bad or anything in the heat..

>>2857005
>buying shortbread
Bro wtf

bite size salami

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>>2856996
>Redpill

>>2857005
>>2857009
shortbread has great kcals/oz and peanut m&ms aren't bad either

>>2856996
trailmix or any kind of nuts really
dried mangoes
never needed anything more than this

>>2857020
Yeah so cook it yourself. You are getting blatantly ripped off.

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>>2856996
I pack a whole one of these on longer trips and some strong cheeses. I drink red wine to stave off the gout.

>>2856996
just dont snack

>>2857027
What's the active prep time on shortbread? 10 minutes? 20?
I make $175/h, buying that shit in store is obviously worth it.

>>2857119
The same time it took you to read my comment, write one back, complete the captcha and click post. It's three ingredients a dog could accidentally make it if you just tossed the ingredients at it on a hot day. Your hourly rate is irrelevant when you engage in conversation here with me dont be lazy.

>>2857028
you can't get gout without carba to generate uap

>>2857027
Knowing how to efficiently resupply at any gas station in the country is better than playing with your easy bake oven.
>>2856996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE5PGe6B95o

>>2857206
You must have got lost on your way to another board. This is /out/ I don't have a vegetable garden because I cannot afford vegetables.

>>2856996
Dried fruit from Trader Joe's :)
>very high calorie:weight ratio
>quickly absorbed carbs

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>>2857119
>I make $175/h

>>2856996
Those dried mini sausages you can get at the gas station
Dried figs
Cashews (unsalted)
Almonds (activated)

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Just a simple grain-chocolate bar during the way up and some nice dried meat, cheese and rolls on the top, usually.

I recently did a bad-weather mountain hike in a light snow storm and had some vegetable stew with egg in a thermos with me. That's the life, I tell you.

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Hardtack has been a good snack to bring in my experience. You munch on it while walking, good source of carbs

>>2857259
NTA but that isn't even 400k/year
Not everybody is a poorfag

>>2857388
That's where you're wrong lmao. You ain't in the 1% chief. That's why the call it that. Cus errybody else is poor. You're juss copin' cuuuh.

The only food I take with me is sunflower seeds
>easy to pack
>store well enough
>lots of salt and nut fat
>spit the shells wherever I please as they biodegrade readily
>forces me to keep my mouth shut to prevent bugs flying in
>not enough food to prevent me from working up an appetite to go to a greasy local burger joint afterwards
>

>>2856996
>>2856997
>>2857003
Do people actually eat like fucking toddlers that found $100 bill? Absolutely disgusting. Eat real food, not this industrial slop. If you're actually /out/ your body needs proper nutrition or you're probably glamping

>>2857436
>spit the shells wherever I please as they biodegrade readily
Exquisite bait. I know you're trying to get a rise out of me and it's working.

>>2856996
summer sausage and some mashed potatoes sprinkle on some chips and that shit is some proppa sloppa

>>2857438
>If you're actually /out/ your body needs proper nutrition
That's really not how it works, kid. Calories are calories; you're not gonna develop an iron deficiency just because you eat some sugar while camping.

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You can put a 1 pound steak cooked medium in a zip lock bag and chew on it all day. Raw potato and steamed broccoli are good side items.
Srsly- why wouldn't you bring a fucking steak to chew on. Ramon noodles ? who thinks like this ?

>>2856996
My "backpacking MRE" (3 to 5 days of calories)
Food bag:
2 cans of 'deenz
Sweet Baby Rays beef jerky
1 jar of Jif peanut butter
Trail mix
Some other stuff maybe, but Im forgetting

Snack bag:
Snickers bar
Payday bar
Caffeine pills
Caffeinated Jelly Beans
Caffeinated electrolytes (going to replace these with normal ones)
This is also bug out bag food, which is why theres so much caffeine

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>>2857004
What's your go to order when you roll up to a cozy establishment such as this?
>>2857026
Preference for dried Pineapple is the taste of a true patrician
>>2857005
Can't go wrong with a ham Sammy and a treat. 6'2 so can relate to that shortbread shit
>>2857206
Ty for the link kind gentleman. How tf scarfing 8 per day? Haven't ate a mcdub in forever
>>2857300
I prefer my sausages large and juicy butt anyways, pro tip is homemade chocolate almonds with a sprinkle of sea salt. Yw

>>2857810
>What's your go to order when you roll up to a cozy establishment such as this?
cheese burger and a chocolate shake.

>>2857004
This guy 100% hikes. If this isn't your thing, then you don't really go /out/

Putting napkins in the bag of a loaf of bread absorbs moisture and keeps it from molding for a longer time. For me, a jar of peanut butter and bread is my favorite. Energy drinks mixed with electrolytes (apparently already a thing that another anon mentioned itt) is really good.

>>2856996
it tends to vary. but I always have ramen, instant mashed and pretzels. then some other combo of candy, seasoned rice (or some other grain or pasta), meal replacement bars, nuts, chips, crackers.

>>2857880
oh and I also love powdered fruit ice teas with caffiene for the morning

clif bars

>>2857880
>ramen
i tried this but it keeps sticking to the bottom and it's a fucking pain to clean it up afterwards. i use one of those titanium camping cups, is that the reason? or are you supposed to add olive oil or something

>>2856997
I prefer the little debbie cosmic brownies

>>2856997
>>2857982
If we're eating Little Debbie snacks it's gotta be honey buns, for me.

>>2857933
Are you frying the ramen?
Just boil some water then chuck it in.

Titanium is notorious for being difficult to cook with. I've heard people say this is because of it's thermal conductivity, I've heard other people say that's a myth and it's actually just how thin titanium camping cookware is. In any case, it's easy to get a hotspot in the middle of the bowl/pan which burns anything in the centre but leaves the edges of the bowl raw.
Use more oil, turn the heat down, stir constantly and pray.

>>2856996
pop tarts n jerky.

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>>2857004
Prefer a forearm-length burrito, personally.
>>2858037
Honey buns taste better flat. Nutty Buddy is true ride-or-die.

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>>2857354
Based
>>2857436
>not enough food to prevent me from working up an appetite to go to a greasy local burger joint afterwards
>Burger Chad vs cracker cuck >>2857365.
>>2858093
Pro tip for eating Nutty buddies, take a bunch of tiny bits, nawing like your a chipmunk. It makes em taste even better somehow. Yw

>>2856996
Jerky snd granola bars and a ton of water. Its an old family secret

>>2856996
bring enough junk food to survive until you can hunt, fish and forage your food. for me it's classic dried fruits, GORP, and hard tack.
>>2858093
>forearm-length burrito
only after returning to civilization after more than a month does one earn a forearm-length burrito. this is once a season eating.
>>2858116
nutty buddy, oatmeal creme pies, swiss rolls, and cosmic brownies are safe.

>>2857122
>This nigger doesn't know about specialization.
Keep making those cookies cuck.

>>2857004
>Stopping at the burger place on the way back.

Would bet they serve up a great burger.

Chocolate covered peanuts. Apples, oranges or dates. Raisins.
Oat porridge with raisins and jam for breakfast, and two cups of strong and sweet tea.
For lunch (only really on the first day if it's a multi-day hike) I like a big sandwich with lots of butter, thick slices of ham, honey, black pepper, brie, and maybe salad or bell peppers.
Cured sausage and a few glugs of aquavit for when I reach the goal of the trip.
No, the real treat is a petrol station burger (biggest they have, no fries) and a bottle of ice cold Coke when I get back down. Sit down on the bench outside and eat it sensuously.

>>2856996
Can't go wrong with GORP

>>2857365
>Hardtack
this is only good when you've been on a ship for an extended period of time and all the other food has been eaten already. You let it soak in your coffee for a little while and then use a spoon to skim the weevils and weevil eggs off of the top

>>2856996
Nothing. You don't need snacks, and unless it's high summer, you don't really need water. Nor do you need fire. That's the redpill.

>>2856996
SPAM IN A POUCH
Hard to find, though.

>>2858394
Do you have a roleplay server I can join?

>>2857438
>proper
Whenever I see this word, I immediately re-read the entire post in an Indian accent, and everything said immediately becomes laughable.

>>2858417
I mean, depending on what you're doing, he's right. I found that I tended to bring a ton of food and water for a day trip and then not use 90% of it. This goes out the window if there's a heat wave though.

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>>2858185
Based Scandi brother
>eat it sensuously
But like how? Ketchup, mustard, BOTH!? Ever purposefully not take napkins and both get all over your face but you can't wipe so your kinda licking the side of your mouth all the while devouring has station burger slop? Proof?
>>2858246
Mmm, GORP

>>2858137
you must be 18 to post here

>>2858419
>depending on what you're doing
And there's the key problem to sweeping roleplayer statements.

>>2857438
eating proper is for regular home life you fatty, camping and hiking is for fun

>>2857004
>>2858148
little mom-and-pop burger stands in the middle of nowhere are the best, beef tallow in the fryer and patties made by hand.

>>2856996
deenz or herrings out of a can
perfect snack or breakfast

>>2856996
caned meat(spam),pickled eggs,apple,sunflower seeds,coffee and i pop a stew soup sometimes.

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>>2859841
>>2859524
>>2857004
Burger crowned king of the trail?

>>2856996
Did Katahdin last winter on 24 pop tarts

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>>2856996
If I fill my 1 lite shaker bottle with a bag of this (saves space), that's enough food for 2 full days. Ever tried this stuff? Leaves a bitter taste but you feel a GLOW as it starts to digest, it's packed with protein, vitamins, nutrients and minerals.

I always take it with me, usually I'll have it for breakfast. There have been times when I forgot to get enough food, or I ran out and needed to walk a while to get more - this stuff was always on hand to fuel my efforts.

In a situation where you want to go out innawoods for months at a time you could carry a few bags of this (each bag is 30 meals) and be set for a long long time - just add stream water.

I just ordered a load more earlier in case things really get bad here in England, which they might. I can stay very healthy on this stuff even if my heart would yearn for real food after a few days. I've put a few bags in the back of my mother's canned food cupboard as well, then we're set.

>>2859899
No never tried but will have to
Godspeed bong bro

>>2859899
Whey protein is an underrated prep for shtf sorta stuff but do NOT plan to live on it alone. A pure liquid diet fucks up your digestive system.

For non-disaster purposes I often take a container of BCAA powder with me on mountaineering trips or long trips in developing countries. Provides a great way to boost your protein intake when AMS has fucked your appetite or if you're subsisting on rice+beans from local villages. The performance boost is real.
You could use whey protein or other meal replacements but BCAAs are much more enjoyable when mixed with water and that makes a difference when you're trying to force yourself to get enough calories+protein to keep moving. Some of the new 'protein waters' are similarly palatable so I might switch to them but they are often composed primarily of hydrolysed collagen peptides which are unlikely to be as beneficial as BCAAs or a complete protein like whey.

>>2856996
PBJ + granola tortilla wraps.

High energy mre bars

>>2856996
Who up in dis bih with a /cannadeenz/?
iykyk

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>>2856996
Bagel sandwiches are goated. The bread doesn't get soggy and it doesn't get crushed in your bag. If the trip is longer than 3 days they are kinda gross by the end but they hold up pretty well.

>>2859998
>A pure liquid diet fucks up your digestive system.
Everything you eat becomes a liquid shortly after you swallow it. As long as your liquid diet has enough fiber then there is literally no difference as far as digestion is concerned.

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>>2860482
Disagree strongly
Bagels are much too chewy for a good sandwich. Who could possibly choose such over an English muffin, croissant, biscuit, or even toast for a breakfast sandwich? No one in their right mind that's who
Pic related literally proves you wrong, even a tortilla mogs your shitfagel lmfao

>>2857004
Burgers are disgusteng. Why would anyone even eat a crap like that

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>>2860692
>3rd worlder infuriation at stand food that doesn't contain human body fluids
lol

pistachios

>>2860692
we eat burgers here, boy. go back to the frozen yogurt truck if you don't like it.

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I don't leave the house without some kabanoses

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>>2860692

STFU. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.

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>>2860035
Sounds like poor people food
>>2860794
Looking tasty, I like to bite into a hunk of cheese as well and chew both all up in my mouth
Mmm

>>2860916
>when you have such a pathetic life you have to come to /out/ to tell people you arent poor

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>>2860919
Sorry you're right it's shit out there for you Zoomies. I root for my wagie bros.Improve yourselves and be responsible with your money, eat healthy but well, get /out/, and make your dreams come true in this one life you live if you know what I mean
But nah I don't need anything else and keep the change, man

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>>2861341
/out/ is poor people food you can eat the plants and seeds and animals for free.

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>>2861406
True and my bad, thought I was replying to fag who said we shouldn't enjoy our God given right to a good burg n fries and or treat as a reward for getting /out/

>>2860638
this.
bagels suck and you're probably jewish >>2860482

>>2857028

so based

>>2857028
From a french anon, well done.

>>2860482
Would much prefer a bagel fresh toasted. Idk if it would work on a hike but I see your point about the bread.

>>2856996
Instant rice and banana chips

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>>2861926
What is wrong with you!?
Banana chips good
Banana chips with rice 1/10

>>2856996
I went out today with Italian deli sandwiches. 10/10

>>2861983
Well done getting /out/ there, fren
Did u make the Italian Sammy yourself or buy? From where and what was all on it?
I am become hungry

I just take scroggin usually. Mixed nuts (salted), choccy, chrispy M&Ms.

>>2858046
The old thin aluminium billies have the same problem. Hell, even the slightly thicker non-coated trangia pots stick like a motherfucker.

>>2860692
It is a sandwich, but thicker. No one said mcdonalds. Grow up
>>2860728
Kek

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>>2856996
How to get cancer and deprive your brain of nutrients to get super low IQ: Corn syrup, maple syrup, fluoride syrup, pop tards, fried, fried, fried...

>>2862182
>maple syrup
Real maple syrup is based has an impressive amount of (micro) nutrients.
But yeah it's still basically pure sugar and should be used sparingly.

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Hard cheese and hard sausage, side pocket, cut up slices while I hike. I find these stupid gift boxes on sale after holidays and its usually cheaper than trail mix or bars.
Wife makes her own granola and dehydrates fruit all the time so that's always available too

>>2863253
Seconding the hard sausage route. Where I live there's Landjäger for cheap at gas stations so I'll just throw a couple in my pocket and nibble during the hike. It's basically free energy.

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>>2856996
I like to vary things, but here's some constants:
>Snacks
- honey glazed nuts with sesame. Taste heavenly.
- Homemade jerky.
>Breakfast
- A fried breakfast egg is great. If you live in a country where they are sold refrigerated (america does it I think), then taking eggs refrigerated is probably unsafe, so stay safe out there, but if you live in a country where that isn't the case, they'll be shelf stable for weeks. Do be careful with setting down your bag though (I put them in a ziploc just in case of leakage).
- Oats, milk powder and the add-ins of choice (raising and cinnamon, or chocolate, or similar) make for a great porridge. Just overnight soak with some water and heat in the morning if you want it warm.
- Coffee (I tend to just bring pre-ground and a metal filter that fits onto a cup. Immersion brew in a pot, filter and clean the pot).
>Main Dishes
- My absolute best dish: Couscous. In a bag add: Couscous, dried parsley, dried herbs of choosing (anything Mediterranean works), freeze dried onions/shallots, raisins, some curry powder (just a little) and the secret ingredient: Powdered citric acid, about a knife's tip. This is what makes the difference between boring and fresh taste. Add some form of meat, either smoked sausage or canned meat (spam works), fry that up too.

(cont)
Picrel, the couscous. Visually appalling, flavor-wise unbeatable.

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>>2863349
(cont)
- Falafel: 3 Ingredients: Wheat wraps, powdered falafel and middle eastern salad (cubed onion, cucumber and tomato). For the falafel add water, let it sit, then rather than deep frying balls, squish them down a little and shallow fry as disks. The middle eastern salad can be made in advance or in camp fresh, but the cucumber and tomato tend to get beat up after a few days, so it's a early meal.
- If you're in camp for long: White beans (you can pre-soak in the backpack to save time), cook in fire, drain. Add herbes de provence, some cut up smoked fatty sausage for flavor. Add tomato. Depending on the weight and trash situation, either canned or puree, which you water down. Optional, but makes it much nicer: Add some cream. (The shelf stable kind in cartons works).
- The ol' garlic ramen: Two containers, one with a mix of light onions sauce and dark chinese vinegar (about 3:1, or just onions sauce if you're lazy), another with neutral oil. Cook the ramen and drain the water. Heat the oil so it starts rippling on top. Put the ramen powder in an empty bowl, put the raw garlic on top, then pour the hot oil over it so it sizzles. Mix and add the onions sauce. Then add the cooked ramen and mix again. Amazing flavor. If you have an egg, a fried egg as a topping is even nicer, though I rarely bother.

Picrel, the falafel before frying them up. Didn't take pics of the final thing though.

For me? It's tuna creation packets, cheese dippers, a couple chocolate bars, and some sausages. Maybe a can or two of canned corn and canned chicken

>>2863354
Oh and you can't forget the water, energy drinks, and rye whiskey

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I usually bring some chocolate, nuts and dried fruit, but I've started making my own beef jerky from ground beef. The batches I've made have been good so far, but I wouldn't trust it for more than two days.

>>2860794
I always stock up on them whenever they're on sale in Lidl.

>>2863354
>>2863355
What's the go to energy drink after lovingly stuffing sausage in your mouth just like >>2860794 >>2863366?
>>2863366
Huh didn't think you could smoke ground beef, try any others? I remember loving turkey jerky as a kid. Beef jerky prices are outrageous so haven't bothered in years. Is it worth the effort?
Pro-Tip I just remembered, there's small grass fed beef sticks from Costco that help create near no wipe events. Now that I think of it, I should step up by putting my stool where my mouth is and test this further to benefit mankind

>>2856996
Oatmeal, ramen, some variant of cliff bars, tuna pouches. That's all you need.

>>2864294
>Huh didn't think you could smoke ground beef
>Is it worth the effort?
It works pretty well. The good part is that you don't need to marinade the meat first. Just mix, roll it out between two sheets of baking paper for your prefered thickness (I go for ~5mm), and cut it into strips. The same principles goes as for regular jerky: Low fat and only use meat from sources you trust.
>try any others?
I'm considering trying making jerky out of ground lamb. A local farm have some pretty good deals once in a while.

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>>2857354
>dried meat
>cheese
>rolls

>>2856996
just bring jars of peanut butter. it's all you need.

>>2857028
If you're walking enough the urea won't have the opportunity to build up in your joints. Conversely if you get gout you aren't walking enough. Gout is urea crystals forming because the synovial fluid isn't being circulated because you are too sedentary.

>>2856996
A really dense loaf of bread with shredded up dandelions and honey in it. I usually rip off chunks of it while on my first day walk and feel so full and satisfied when I get to camp I just nap for a little while and come to with real life as a distant memory. It's the best way to start a trip.

>>2857365
Based

>>2858265
It's just low moisture bread dog. If it's a fresh batch it'll be like a starchy biscuit

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I really need to put my smoker and freeze dryer back to work and get out more. I neet to try and soft can more too.

Various smoked and dried sausages. Sometimes tinned fish, especially anchovies.

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>>2856996
wheat wrap with slice of cheese over fire
sausage or other piece of meat over fire
grill a bit, put sausage inside a wrap, maybe add some slices of onion/tomato or ketchup is have anything, eat

>>2857003
Nice

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it's like a higher resolution kitkat