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I dunno man, I'm a simple guy and I could live catching and eating only rainbow trout and tilapia.

>>2857013
Obviously stegosaurus. And I would capture it and tame it and ride that bad boy around town.

>>2857013
Obviously stegosaurus. And I would capture it and kill it and ride around town with a food truck called Steakosaurus.

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>>2857013
Unicorn. I don't think I could hunt one though.

Game
>regular species return: Quetzalcoatlus
>special hunt: Velociraptor
For the quetzalcoaltus you’d need a couple of hunting partners shooting slugs. I don’t think birdshot will do it haha.
For the velociraptor you’d need a similar band of hunters most likely. I mostly just want to feel what it was like to be part of a small band of hunters like in the Pleistocene, mezolithic or Neolithic. (Before going to my likely death of course)

>>2857048
you do know that the real velociraptor is about as big as a doggo, right?

>>2857013
>regular species return
Mammoth, easy choice.
>special hunt
A giant prehistoric aquatic monster like Kronosaurus or Mosasaurus.

Thylacines and dwarf elephants.

I won't hunt either of them, fuck you. I just want them back.

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I would bring back giant penguins and giant rabbits but I wouldn't hunt them.

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>>2857013
Saber-tooth tiger. I'd go musket hunting that sucker. Imagine rocking a Saber-Tooth coat.

>>2857229
Based
For me it's the Chinese paddlefish and Hanyusuchus
Imagine surviving millions upon millions of years through all sorts of calamities just to get chinese'd to death

I'd bring back the freshwater dolphin, but China would just kill it, again.

>>2857013
Only 2? Inflation is out of fucking control.

>>2857013
Colombian mammoth
Tyrannosaurus rex

Passenger Pigeon
Aurochs

>>2857014
How do you make tilapia taste good

>>2858101
Lightly fried fish fillets.

>>2857013
Mammoths because I found a parts of a skeleton about ten miles from my home.
The desert and it was in a deep erosion cut.
Something maybe part of a thigh bone 6 ft long, wide as a large pumpkin in circumference.
It makes me think of Skyrim

>>2857312
Ain't no way these stood up with bird bones. I bet they flopped around like walruses and were filthy and stank.

>>2858101
Salt and pepper
Then just fry them

>>2857013
Megarachne. As a prank. People eat tarantulas sonit counts.

>>2858234
Penguins are flightless and don't have hollow "bird bones," bird brain. They need dense bones to stay under water and hunt otherwise they'd be floating to the surface constantly.

>>2858254
Doesn't matter. You ever see a seal stand up? Image this fuck plops up on an ice shelf or a gravel beach, then what? He bends a knee to get one leg under himself? Nope. He props up his upper body on a flipper? Nah. Its all bullshit.

>>2857312
>Anthropornis
Kek

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I want to hunt the closest thing to man

>>2858715
Negroes?

>>2858720
I hate pathetic anons who want to be racist on 4chan but too scared to say nigger

fuck off pussyfag

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>>2858720

>>2858723
>>2858726
triggered + seething

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>>2858720
If I ever won the lottery I'd kidnap the homeless and lure niggers to the sewers and get them to fight until there's either an alphahobo or the giganigga. Then I'd release him into a jungle island and come back in a year and hunt him with a helicopter. That'd be fun

>>2858731
That does sound like fun

>>2857806
>Passenger Pigeon
>"These flocks were frequently described as being so dense that they blackened the sky and as having no sign of subdivisions"
It's depressing to think that it only took a few decades of human intervention to fully annihilate them. Makes you wonder how much irreversible damage is going on at the moment.

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>>2859397
>Makes you wonder how much irreversible damage is going on at the moment.
A ton of it is done in the name of reversing it.