>>2858020
where did the crayon eater man touched you anon?

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>>2858020
I've only pooped in the woods maybe 2 times. I carry a couple of small packs of facial tissues and just use those for TP if needed. They're horrible for indoor plumbing and take a little longer to compost than regular TP but they're multipurpose and more environmentally friendly than things like wet wipes. Practicality and pack size makes the difference.

>>2858038
Why wouldnt you just take TP. I keep some in a plastic baggie.

>>2858020
When I through hiked the AT I started weighing everything I had. it gets retarded, the lighter your pack the more enjoyment you get from the trails. Toilet paper was heavier than I expected comparatively and cat holeing was super stupid. In Franklin North Carolina I found a squeeze water bottle and had the idea, I'm already carrying water to drink why not put some in a tiny squeeze bottle and just spray my ass. Worked great for the rest of the summer.

>>2858020
>cums on floor
>pulls tissue from tactical TP holder
>wipes it up with patriotism

SIR YES SIR

>>2858020
>doubles the weight of your shit kit
nothing personnel kid

>>2858042
You discovered wat the Flipapenis people called TABO

Basically they use some water to rinse they azz off after p00pin'

>>2858041
I don't take TP because I rarely, almost never, poop in the woods.

>>2858042
How fucking retarded are you?
A 20 oz bottle of water weighs 3x the amount of an entire fucking roll of toilet paper.
>I'm already carrying water to drink
Are you reusing your ass water? Because otherwise youre carrying seperate items.

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yea no

>>2858285
are you retarded? empty squirt bottle weighs far less than full roll of toilet paper, and do i really have to explain this jezuus, you fill the squirt bottle with the water your carrying just before you shit then pour it out what you didnt use then go, holy fuck are people this retarded im actually mad you exist

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Coin wipes.

Compressed paper towel-like napkins. Soak in water and use. Tiny and packable, affordable and super handy. Mine were especially valued while trekking Annapurna

>>2858020
Seems like a massive waste of space when they make compact alternatives

>>2859307
I've used these, but be aware they're porous

does anybody else wash their ass with soap right after shitting each time?