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Anonymous
Epstein really loves muffins. 02/04/26(Wed)07:59:37 No.527731391

Epstein really loves muffins. Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)07:59:37 No.527731391 [Reply]▶

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>The word "muffin" appears 323 times in the Epstein documents.
>This isn't some code word for children—Epstein genuinely loved muffins.
>He even shared a muffin recipe in an email.
This is the funniest content I've found today.

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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:00:11 No.527731404

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:00:11 No.527731404▶

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J.E. Muffin
4 extra large eggs
3 cups Dark brown sugar
¾ cup Olive Oil
4 cups Digestive Bran
5 cups Whole Wheat Flour
½ cup Ground Flax Seed Mixture
½ cup Flax Seeds
5 tsp. Baking Soda
¼ tsp. Salt
1 cup Raisins
4 cups Whole Milk
1 tsp. Vanilla Extract

https://x.com/i/status/2018520893664952452

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:00:28 No.527731413

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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:00:35 No.527731415

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:00:35 No.527731415▶

>>527731404
constipated

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:01:32 No.527731462

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Jeffrey Epstein's Muffin Review
8/10

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:02:09 No.527731474

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:02:09 No.527731474▶

>>527731413
I'm pretty sure when the released his Amazon purchase history a few months ago it included laxatives. He had some serious issues with pooping.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:23:55 No.527732145

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:23:55 No.527732145▶

>>527731404
This is even creepier than the pedo stuff

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:23:58 No.527732149

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:23:58 No.527732149▶

>>527731474
Autistic people have a hard time pooping anon.

Turns out only eating tendies is bad for the toilet.

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:25:25 No.527732199

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:25:25 No.527732199▶

>>527731404
That’s not a muffin, that’s projectile shitting fuel

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:25:56 No.527732217

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:25:56 No.527732217▶

>>527731474
Opiates

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:26:28 No.527732238

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)08:26:28 No.527732238▶

>>527731462
ingesting those turns you into a pedophile

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)08:29:31 No.527732318

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>>527732238
>ingesting those turns you into a pedophile
Hahaha

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:30:01 No.527734102

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:30:01 No.527734102▶

Shit, now I’m hungry for muffins, and this is the only recipe I know!

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)09:42:15 No.527734482

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)09:42:15 No.527734482▶

>>527731391
I love CUNT
I hate CUNTS

Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)10:34:08 No.527736225

Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)10:34:08 No.527736225▶

>>527731404
>>527731462
Sounds good. I might have give his recipe a try :)
>>527731413
Lel

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