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>911

THEY OPENED THE STRAITS

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>>533319887
dis u?

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DONNIE DID IT

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WHAT DOES OPENING THE STRAIGHT DO TO MY CHANCES OF GETTING A SEPHARDIC GF???

>>533319951
yes literally me, how did you get this pick? was it Uri? tell me the truth, how much money did he want for it?

Israel status?
Iran status?
Petrodollar status?
Banan status?

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>>533319998

>>533320047
what is the vice president of israel saying about the strait of iran?

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pointless war no one benefitted of is now over
same time next year?

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>>533320039
Bint Jbeil status?

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>>533319965
PEACE AT LAST
how long until Israel sabotages it?

Trump Nobel Peace Prize when?

It's over
War lost
Peace won

>Iran opened the strait
is that really what Trump wanted? shouldn't the US army have forcefully opened it and denied them the power to ever close it again?

>>533320114
saved at the last minute by Iran intervenening, ziballah were surrendering there

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>>533319869
there's nothing left to take, that's exactly the plan to destroy all the shia villages near the border thus creating a buffer zone since no one can live there anymore. That's there's like thousands dead hezbs by their own admission is just a bonus, now hopefully syria will finish the job sometime in the near future

>>533319965
>during Israel Lebanon ceasefire

so basically what we do now is, we have a bunch of tankers go through, then call Bibi and tell him to violate the ceasefire just before it ends, solely to show off how completely fucking powerless Iran is.

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>>533319951
Where's the unedited version?

so...now that the war is over, what did trump win?

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>>533320270

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>>533320183
i dont expect it to last for this weekend.

israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.

all the pieces connect. israel will not let this chance go.

>>533320114
surrounded but untaken, if there is actually a peace deal it will most likely involve Israel pulling out from the occupied territories, so big loss for them.
Those 50 Hezb guys are really good at defending.

>>533320228
that's what they did do, retard
Iran just has to pretend something else happened because they are cunts much like yourself.

>>533320289
2 years until oil production is restored, a global recession
and that is before he reopens hostillities once some oil infusion has left the strait (if Iran is stupid enough to allow it)

Is the Hormussy open? Or are we still pretending that an energy shortage isn't happening because of a ceasefire that Isreal will inevitably break?

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>>533320270
sorry in advance

everyone knew this was all going to end in a deal anyway

>>533320110
>no one benefitted of
Not sure if over but I learned a lot from anons with Turkey, Germany and Morocco flags, very insightful, high quality posts.
So I will be sad to see /pig/ go with no mideast general replacing it.

>>533319998
mac be honest do you vpnfag as the jap?

>>533320378
Who are these fine young women?

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it's so fucking over
every time you bake another one of these nothingburger generals a thread dies
just let it go

>>533320333
so how long has it been open? why didn't Trump brag about it on TRUTH social

>>533320396
that must be why Iran was posting memes of Trump being hurled into Hell by Jesus yesterday. it was in the spirit of deal-making.

boat traffic fags, is it over?

>>533320431
No idea, someone posted it here. Fine Jewish models, I assume?

KEK YOU MUDSHITS LOST

POOL IS OPEN

>>533320437
he did, he will rage about it once the rug merchant pull the rug from under him with a technicality

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>>533320431
true daughters of palestine

>>533320399
Yeah, if this is the end of pig, it's been a pretty high quality general. It was fun talking geopolitics, military strategy, and history.

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>>533320333
>that's what they did do, retard
wew lad

>>533319998
>WHAT DOES OPENING THE STRAIGHT DO TO MY CHANCES OF GETTING A SEPHARDIC GF
you are still an unlovable incel chud sadly

>>533320469
I think they've earned the right to some banter.

>>533320469
wait n see

>>533320047
*for 5 days any way
And are they still collecting tolls?

>>533320183
at this point if israel sabotage it that give iran the possibility to start firing before americans launch anything doesn't it?

>>533320516
this was the agreement for a preliminary ceasefire to have a framework for negotiations

>>533320437
well technically, Trump *did* say it was open on Truth Social. several times. during the month of March lmao.
after which he posted OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS in April. so there might be some mixed signals coming from the White House on this question

So now that the burgers have won won't that embolden a certain bagle tribe to do funny things?

>>533320312
>They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.
Better be food in there too or the toilet clogging will get endemic lmao

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>>533320484
he didn't brag about destroying iran's military for the 200th time, he said Iran announced it open

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>>533320430
No actually not. Why would you think that?
>>533320536
;_;

>>533320553
they've earned the right capitulate completely which is what they appear to be doing.

the next step is for Israel to violate the ceasefire so they show what great deal-makers they are by doing nothing.

So I guess that Trump will now pretend that this whole shit was about opening the strait and call it mission accomplished and hope that his base has already memoryholed the last month or smth lol

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They've been charging the boats in Yuan since they took control of the strait.

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>to the optimist morons on this bread

israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.

All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.

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vgh

>>533320378
ouch wtf is the right pic real? I think i saw it a long time ago so i don't thinks its AI, but it could be heavily edited still

>>533320668
it was never closed, what is he talking about?
>>533320702
this is the prelude to round two, once oil has left the SOH the US will have another 30-50 days of aggression in them

Iran opening the strait before the price shock hit the US consume is about the most retarded thing to do

>>533320668
>strait of Iran
Trump lost

Can someone explain to me how Hezbollah won? Israel took light casualties and demolished swathes of Lebanon. Morals aside there will be pressure from the non-shia Lebanese not to try anything again.

>israel and the jew still exist
nothing is over

>>533320798
it went around before Ai existed

>>533320668
>strait of iran

>>533320798
that picture is from an israeli night club.
it is real and it is a classic.

that photo has been in circulation before the advent of AI.

>>533320702
literally the only two goals were get the HEU and open the strait. I assume the US blockade is going to stay in place until we get both.

after giving up the HEU agreeing not to make more is a formality because its been demonstrated that Iran can't hide their nuclear program and can't keep it from being blown up.

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it’s over thanks for the memes /pig/ see you when round two happens

>>533320609
The whole place is mined so they y have to pass for the tollbooth.
But maybe Iran will lat them pass for free because how many ships will be able to make it in 5 days? I think they agreed to this charade just to secure a safe passage for their own ships.

>>533320812
'winning' for resistance factions is generally just surviving

>>533320812
hezbollah won the war, israel won the genocide

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Nothing ever happens.

>>533320634
nah Iran keep cucking themselves because of honor, optics and martyr stuff. They have all the reasons to be bloodlusting but still dont do it.

>>533320702
Israel won’t memoryhole anything. They will have to replace Zion Don now.

>>533320873
post one more jew trump for the road

>>533320803
>once oil has left the SOH the US will have another 30-50 days of aggression in them

if Iran stops fucking around there will be 0 more days of aggression. except in Lebanon where Israel will do whatever they have to do if Hezbollah attack them.

>>533320873
dont expect israel to let this anon.>>533320739

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>>533320641
this is an exaggeration, but nonetheless I think it's closer to the truth than any claims that the war is over and traffic is going to move unimpeded through the strait starting today.
however I doubt /pig/ can (or should) survive if the ceasefires hold. I presume the blockade, counterblockade and possible countercounterblockade in the Red Sea will continue throughout several rounds of negotiations, and there's just not enough habbenigs in these long, drawn-out processes to sustain a 24/7 general. even /ug/+/sg/ died and became a very lazy /gpg/ for an extended period of time.

but on the other hand there's always a chance Israel sabotages the ceasefire! in which case we'll have plenty to talk about here lol.

>>533320047
>thank you
buckbroken trump

>>533320309
somme nigga said jewbacca

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>>533320798
Yeah it's real. Jew bitches are uglier than the ugliest animal. They smell even worse.

So Trump came to Iran, killed all their leaders and left with no real trouble? kek

>>533320812
they repelled the invaders.
if israel didn't have to pay a price for it they would have already annexed all of lebanon and turned it into another west bank

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Specifically in New York, and specifically when the owner of the team (Steve Cohen) is Jewish himself, the New York Mets baseball team succumbs to anti-Zionist pressure and quietly cancels the traditional "Jewish Heritage Night" from the game schedule.
While the Mets erased the Jewish community, they made sure to reserve an Arab heritage night and almost every other community: Italians, Irish, Japanese, Puerto Ricans, Black people, the Pride community, and more—legitimate or less so.

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>>533320925
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
WHUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>533319732
Amateurish faggotshop.

Round two wont happen. Israel did what it did in Lebanon. Trump will call strait open Iran will agree to a lame deal until in two years we are at the same point again since they didnt stick to it

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>>533320948

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>>533320948
here have the video.

>>533320756
The free market is just bots trading at inhuman speeds. A couple of key words from the white house or other respected institutions and hundreds of billions move one way or another.

>>533320493
The fact kikes need to keep lying about their appearances.
>"oh it's AI"
>"they are from Palestine"
No kike, you niggas are ugly as fuck.

You lost tranny
Jack Murphy owns you

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>Trump says blockade on Iran 'in full force' until deal is reached

in case there's any confusion about whose in charge here: Iran opened the strait for everyone else. it's still closed to them by the US.

>>533320218
>>533320289
It's not over. Iran's just capitulating/submitting a little. The blockade's still on. A Naval warfare operation is under way. A belligerent/offensive one. Iranian coast is quarantined from usage. The options for what the US can do, are many. The US holds all the cards, currently. There's divine intervention, and other supernatural influence/variables that can alter things, and make either side lose, though. So the fact that they have the cards, doesn't mean they have to win. Unseen forces are operating, and there are hidden variables. Not looking good for the Iranians right now, though, on an earthly/physical level, though.

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Nahum Barnea claims in Yedioth Ahronoth: "The root difference between Bennett and Eisenkot is that for Bennett, the prime ministership is an obsession, while for Eisenkot, victory over the Netanyahu bloc is an obsession."

Remember that the troops buildup still happens, and IRGC is working overtime to rebuild missile cities entrance.
The powderkeg is still there.

>>533321005
So you're saying the door dash grandma isn't a paid crisis actor? Are you jewish by any chance?

>>533320668
It has been open for 10 days. The americans were the ones who were closing it.

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they are seething

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>>533321147
>Donald Trump is an informed and reliable source

>>533321027
yeah that's called "winning"
no one in the West cares about the fact that Russia and Iran can't do what is in their own natioanl interest. it's not our job to fix your shitty governments.

>>533321147
>Iran opened the strait for everyone else
Oh, I thought that was already the case.
then nothing happened

Trump already said he's gonna block Iranian harbors anyway, will Iran accept this?

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Uh oh. Professor Chang won't get his ground invasion anymore and the draft. Ruh roh

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>>533321169
ah yes
a face you can truly trust

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>>533321159
>>533320739
>>to the optimist morons on this bread
>
>israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.
>
>All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.

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>>533321147
the way you need to desperately claim a bunch of stuff that isn't nearly clear yet is so sad lol.
keep your eye on total transit data for the next five days. if it goes to 100+, and stays there after the ceasefire expires, then yes Iran opened the strait to everyone. but right now we have to wait and see
https://hormuztracking.com/

>>533320352
>a global recession
which governments in Europe will fall as a result of this?

>>533320739
Or Iran did more damage to Israeli military industrial complex and morale than is acknowledged and they are quitting due to that.
But yes, they won't quit longterm until a mushroom cloud appears over Telaviv, so they will switch to low level insurgency using units based in bordering countries of Iran. Atrocities will be used to attrition and condition Iranian population with same terror tactics as they used recently in Beirut, but be claimed by proxy 'internal dissidents'.

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>>533321062
Damn dude. Planet of the Apes shit right there.

>>533321223
That blockade is barely effective though, it's mostly for PR.

>>533321213
+1 talmudic izzat has been deposited into your brown fat folds

>oil
okay what the fuck happened?

>>533321218
yeah, also Iran's entire senior leadership and all their military industry didn't get blown up.

>>533321188
"downed US pilot speaks out" is the faggotshop you dumb polack.

>the most retarded, destructive war of all time might be over soon.
thank fuck.
>>533321345
it's over.

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>>533321169
>>533321169
>Nahum Barnea
>>533321241
>a face you can truly trust

captain hook nose guy on the left was this guy

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even without the edit, this is one goofy looking kike

>>533320312
we just need the oil that's been trapped in the straight.

See, we run out of reserves in ~40 days.
This oil will take ~30 days to get to our refineries and will give us about another 30 days.

So now we have ~2 months to put the boots to Iran's inflatable missile launchers before riots break out.

>>533321366
israel is not going to let this go.
you guys are so optimistic.
they have the American Navy on Irans doorstep and you think israel will let this crisis go to waste?

>>533321287
>Iran c-could still be l-lying

the US literally goes into every situation involving Iran with that assumption, yes.

there is still that a 90% chance that no agreement will be reached, and war will resume soon. trump will rather see everything burn than accept an humilliating defeat.

>>533321486
US posture suggests they intend to continue the war. This is all market theatrics. Iran playing along because more time before resuming benefits them all the same.

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>>533321345
Araghchi tweeted that the strait is "completely open*°"

*for the next five days
°on the previously designated toll route
>>533321352
wow, nothing gets past you, huh?

>>533321352
Yeah I know you retard. That thing is a paid republican crisis actor, you brain damaged mutant. That's the whole joke behind that picrel.

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FRESH HOT

>>533321347
That's what we're told, but if it were true, the war would have already ended or the strait wouldn't be under Iranian control.

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>>533321411
It looks like he is hiding an extra nose inside his nose.

>>533321327
BTW the next step is going to be restoring Israel's reputation. you're going to end up having accomplished literally nothing in exchange for Iran's ability to project power in the middle east.

I'd suggest killing yourself but honestly, Iran and Russia are effectively helping NATO at this point by being so fucking incompetant.

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>>533321105
you didn't get my post then because i didn't say that also i think in a mostly islamic-inclined general mocking others about their appearance is ridiculous given arabs and muslims in general are much more inbred and fat than the average jew, they can't even pimp tiktok whores like we do because a good looking arab/persian woman is a hard find despite their large population

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>>533321486
israel wont let this crisis go to waste man.
they have the US NAVY next to Irans doorstep. There is no way in all hell that they will let this opportunity go to waste.

>>533321547
that is the case.>>533320739
>The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.

>>533321581
>PROHIBITED
OY VEY

>>533321473
at least wait until tomorrow to gloat. that's all I'm asking, for the sake of your own ego.
that of course assumes that you actually experience continuity between moments in your life and / or shame, which for sub-90iq golems and jews respectively, are not true

>>533321581
Israel will do whatever it wants, and Trump won't do a damn thing, like the good goy he is.

>>533321581
A tweet of his I wish wasn't a lie for a change.

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My oil stonks are getting fucking liquidated... Oh well, I had a good run I guess...

>>533321581
did he invent a new spelling for Hezbollah here or does "Hezboolah" have precedent

>>533321581
It’s not looking good for Donny

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>>533321554
>>533321581
yeah that thing is not going to work I think
as I suspected
>>533320484
seething incoming

>>533321581
>prohibited
They'll triple down and Troomp ain't gonna do shit about it.

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Nir Dvori
Lobby 1701 in response to the documentation of the rehabilitation of the bridges in southern Lebanon: The Israeli government has betrayed the residents of the north, there is no other definition. The ceasefire endangers both our fighters and the future of the settlement in the north
@N12chat

>>533321622
The typical gesture in such a scenario if they actually believed peace was on the horizon would be for both parties to reduce their military readiness state as a show of good will. Neither party has done that. I mean we obviously don't know for sure what's going on on the Iranian side. but there's been no indicators that they have reduced their readiness state.

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>>533321606
>BTW the next step is going to be restoring Israel's reputation
big hill to climb

>>533321457
Israel is powerful, but the fear of giga blue wave of an increasingly antisemitic US voter base is more powerful. Trump can't keep denying reality forever, no matter how hard the retard base he surrounds himself screeches MUH HOLOCAUST

>>533321581
big opportunity for nuttyyyahoo to completely cuck trump

I can't help but laugh as people say it's over.
>Israel will unhinged
>ceasefire ends in a few days
>gas shortages will still happen no matter what
>the US blockade is mostly targeting China which could easily escalate into a full world war if the US does something incredibly stupid like attack a Chinese vessel.

>>533321581
He must be really pissed off at Israel.

>>533321581
they will simply charlie kirk him in a falseflag as a last desperate attempt to scare the rest of the golem politicians from getting off the israeli plantation (it won't work)

>>533321809
have any Chinese vessels defied the blockade yet?
I swear I've gotten a hundred pieces of contradictory information on that subject and don't know wtf to believe.

Why the difference?
The US doesn't want another Afghanistan. they know it would be another wasted decade. But Israel wants it, but why? Obviously, they think they'll win, but where does that confidence come from? Or do they have a different plan?

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>>533321581
> PROHIBITED
Sound the same as
> STOP IT RIGHT NOW
from several past tweets, like that teacher we all had that nobody respected and made her cry several times. Its pretty sad now that i think about it

got banned from /int/ again for saying we should have unit 731'd jeets

>>533321809
it's over. look. we all said the same shit the last few times these retarded ceasefires happened. Trump can't do shit, Israel can't do shit, Iran can't do shit and everyone wants to go back to the status quo. maybe bibi needs this idiocy to stay out of jail, but that's about it. nothing is going to fundamentally change and at best we'll get Obama Deal 2.0, now with $19.6bln more money.

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>>533321621
>you didn't get my post then because i didn't say that also i think in a mostly islamic-inclined general mocking others about their appearance is ridiculous given arabs and muslims in general are much more inbred and fat than the average jew, they can't even pimp tiktok whores like we do because a good looking arab/persian woman is a hard find despite their large population

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>>533321581
>PROHIBITED

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>>533321762
dude Trump was put into office by those people.
I keep posting this on every general but it is not evident to many it seems.

>>picrel
Donated 100s of millions of dollar to his campaign. And Trump, as he is standing next to her, proclaimed that he will do her bidding and he is her man and the man of israel.

Trump was literally placed into the White House by these people. They expect him to do everything they want.
Trump is the ultimate golem and they are going to milk him as much as possible as long as he is in office.

Israelis expect Americans to die man. They literally expect Americans to die while they smoke a joint and watch it all go down on the fucking TV. They are the choosen people after all.
The need to sacrifice American lives so Israel can rule over the entire Middle East with no country opposing it.
They blatantly expect this and voice their demands publicly.

so dont think for a second that this shit is over. Trump is the ultimate golem and we have 3 more years of this shit.

>>533320739
It's a move to fuck over Trump, he just lost the casus belli he had (opening the straight) and now can't justify deploying ground forces.
But you're right, Bibi will tell him to asspull something because he wants the war to keep going.

>>533319965
>During 7 day ceasefire
Woah

>>533321606
>restoring Israel's reputation
It will be easier to restore Gaza than to do that

Pool status?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ALL YOU FUCKING TANKIES AND 3RD WORLDERS SAID IT WAS THE END OF AMERICA.

THAT IT WAS THE END OF THE PETRODOLLAR


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

GET FUCKED.

WE WIN.

>>533321877
theoretically if the conflict escalated to nukes, and / or widespread infrastructure attacks that destroyed the entire Gulf economy and that of Iran and left everything there as a failed state, this would not be a net negative for Israel's security situation. sure, they would have to endure a terrible humanitarian crisis of their own. but they have nigh-unlimited shady financial deals with the US and access to relief to help them rebuild from such an eventuality and in the mind of a jew the struggle would be worth it to permanently remove Iran from the board.

>>533321953
just like how Qatar gave blumpf a bunch of underhanded billions and all they got out of it was some destroyed infrastructure and damage to their tourism.

am i tripping or everyone ignores the fact that iran agreed to "open" the strait ONLY until the end date of the cease fire (which is 5 or so days from now)

>>533320104
They may disagree but this is what peak gods chosen looks like.

>A senior Iranian official: The lifting of the freeze on Iranian assets was part of the agreement to open the Strait of Hormuz.
https://t.me/From_hebron/406602

>>533319732
Trump won. Pools open.

>>533322000
and all of that is still true, which why the war will likely resume soon.

>>533321875
The best information I've seen is that Starry went in and out of the strait and was on the US's "block" list but it didn't buy oil from Iran so they let it through. 2 Chinese tankers were forced to turn around. And China has threatened to escort tankers with their own navy. They haven't done it yet but if the US keeps forcing tankers to turn around they might. Quite literally playing with fire.

>>533322000
what mental illness is this that causes /ptg/ retards to spill out and claim a status quo = total blumpf victory? literally wtf are you retards yapping about? Iran is still literally right there and none of the goals were met.

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>>533321411
>>533321411
>>Nahum Barnea
>>533321596

In January 2011, MK Shelly Yachimovich claimed that Barnea insinuated that women might be responsible for turning themselves into sex objects by wearing provocative clothing, inviting rape. When Barnea drew attention to a photograph of Yachimovich jogging on the beach in shorts, Yachimovich denied that her outfit was provocative and said that anything less than a hijab stimulated Barnea's fantasies. Yachimovich also criticized Barnea for his "gentle" interview with former President Moshe Katzav, after his conviction for rape, and suggesting that the victims were to blame.[16] Barnea subsequently apologized for his remarks.

>>533320242
>Thinks they won't just rebuild
Lmao. You are confused by gaza in how countries can build stuff.

>>533322028
shhh, trump won alright?

Dear Jewish glow nigger shills, how do I get a big tiddy Jewish GF? I don't even care if her face is kinda fugged, I just want a big tiddy jewess who wants my white boy seed.
A prompt response will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

>>533322022
its because there is a freier pyramid and trump is above the gulfcucks but bellow the ziokikes

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israeli plans leaked

>>533322064
>>533322078
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
/PIG/ COPING GENERAL.
OIL IS GOING DOWWWWWWWN

BAD LUCK FOR RUSSIA LMAO. BACK TO BEING DRONED 24/7.

THE FUCK CHINA GON DO?

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>>533322022
qatar has 0 pull on US foreign policy compared to israel and the global jewry.
for you to even compare israel and qatar is a practical joke of sorts.
i really laughed.

>>533322107
we'll see. Trump is just a sycophant retard. I think you guys overthink how much people hold over him.

>>533322028
you are not tripping
this is a very weak indicator. Iran made similar statements nine days ago before Israel 9/11'd Lebanon. we don't even know how many ships are actually going to be transiting every day under this current arrangement. unless the number is a hundred or more the strait is effectively still closed.

>>533321939
>everyone wants to go back to the status quo
We haven't had status quo with Trump since last year. It's been one thing after another. And Trump even said he wants to move onto invading Cuba. Shit is just going to keep getting more and more insane.

>>533322013
If it escalates to nukes literally every single jew on Earth will be hunted down and killed. And Iran wouldn't even be destroyed.

>>533322106
don't throw away your genes

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>>533322085
>Barnea drew attention to a photograph of Yachimovich jogging on the beach in shorts, Yachimovich denied that her outfit was provocative

MISSION COMPLETE. opening the strait was the reason we went, i heard it was closed for 40 years before glorious leader trump went to war with iran. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

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>>533322133
TUCKER QATARSON! NICK FUEMIRATES! J DUBAI VANCE!

>>533321877
When there's a war, the US is the one who pays in money, materiel, and lives. So the Israeli perspective is "why not?"
That's all it is. They spend all this money for decades bribing, influencing, and propagandizing the decision-makers, so they might as well get what they paid for.

If you doubt that it's this simple, look at how the war started. They sold the US on "the protests will topple the regime" and before the pacific CSG even arrived in theater, the protests were already crushed. Then Israel said "we're attacking anyway". Nothing could've possibly been achieved at that point, except attacking in itself. That's Israel's goal, use the US military while they've got it. There's no deeper strategy.

>>533321581
>prohibited from doing so
sure buddy, you will surely stand on that

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>>533320270

>>533322198
uhhhh maybe!
but the other thing I wrote is the more likely scenario anyway, where conventional strikes turn the entire region into a shithole with no oil refineries, no power plants and no drinking water.

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There was no toll, blockade worked. Iran was getting economically strangled. Fucking hell, Carter should have done this 50 years ago.

>>533322000
the ceasefire only lasts till next week
unlikely to make a deal

Another day another market manipulation attempt.

>>533321275
You're an ottoman, and your gonna be cleansed from the land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i9D2tageHU

>>533322308
iran international is US glow niggers like kyiv independent

>>533322308
>Iran International
lol

>>533322243
>>533322013
What happens to Israel if usa stops being the global hegemon

>>533320668
>Strait of Iran
Ahahaahahaha

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>>533322113
>he thinks trump is gonna last a whole term

>>533322308
the image you posted does not even imply that there was no toll and furthermore "Iran International" is an American intelligence cut-out and not an actual news source. there's a reason this article is datelined yesterday yet nobody else in the international media is talking about it

>>533319965
Everything was on Iran's terms. The strait wouldn't be open unless Iran wanted it to be

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>>533322243
>They spend all this money for decades bribing, influencing, and propagandizing the decision-makers, so they might as well get what they paid for
lmao if only
you guys got so suckered out its not even funny.
the whole scheme is basically laundering US tax payer money while throwing some crumbs to your whore politicians.

>>533322404
wither away and die

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>>533321581
So what happens when Iran gives America full access to Fordow to retrieve the "nuclear dust" and then America doesn't find any and the Iranians say:
>it must've all blown up and turned to dust!

?

>>533322328
That's not an attempt at this point, it's fully working

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>>533322351
sure thing faggot.

keep asking for gibs like the beggar as your people leave their homelands in droves, just like the coward that you are. posting from america as you escaped your country.
pathetically funny.

FYI, most oil stocks crashed by 10% or so but urals oil only by 1.5%.
In other words, BRICS are fully expecting the war to keep going.

I am financially ruined

>>533322308
Fake article. Its from London. You retards get baited to easily.

>>533321877
They would force a return to Adam Kadmon

>>533321581
New polymarket, how long before Israel does what it wants despite this silly tweet

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Representative of the Leader of the Revolution in Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, Saeed Jalili:

In the name of God, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate.

The oppressive Zionist entity described the assassination of the resistance leader, Sayyed Nasrallah, as a “new order.” The immediate response was: “It is the sons of the resistance who will define the new order.” Today, the world clearly sees that the new order is not determined by America and the Zionist entity, but by the victorious and powerful discourse of the resistance.

>>533321347
1990s Yugoslavia and WW2 Germany suggest that airpower massively overestimated their ability to destroy industry, and coop charts have existed since the 18th century. The modern state is incredibly resilient.

>>533321877
The US and Israel are actively seeking a Trashcanistan failed state outcome.

>>533322513
So does the world. Nothing has been solved. It's "expectations"

>>533320264
Iran pressured USA warning they'd hit Israel if Lebanon doesn't stop and they're using that to say they open the strait now that the full ceasefire conditions are reached. It's actually very smart move cause Trump is now out of excuses to attack.

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THE STRAIT IS OPEN

>>533322113
>even if that weakens American security
what an odd thing to say

i feel like iran and trump will be best friends soon

>>533322562
big yahoo returns, this might be over for real

>>533322586
There ris nothing to imply either of them are at risk of that. In fact it's basically seated Iran as the regional power.

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TRULY, OUR GREATEST ALLY
DEATH TO MUTTMERICA

>>533322276
>the US is going to rebuild israel while the entire global economy is destroyed
Imagine the French revolution, but with brazen bulls instead of guillotines.

>>533322490
Maybe, but Iran was sticking with the JCPOA framework on enriching long after Trump tore up the treaty.

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>>533322556
so the anon that made 40k how it isgoing

>>533322625
>as long as the ceasefire is in effect.
nobody posts the full quote.
and the ceasefire is in effect for a limited amount of time as things currently stand.

>The USA will get all Nuclear "Dust"
>No money will exchange hands hands in any way, shape or form
>The deal is in no way subject to Lebanon
Trump is bullish on a deal pretty soon
You can say trump is just lying like always but Iran still remains silent.
I can't see Iran agreeing to this public humiliation unless they're getting something equally crazy bts.

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Pic unrelated, but i was thinking last night about the Jewish brain drain through assimilation and intermarriage.

The reason Jared Kushner is the prince of organized Jewry is probably because there's already a dearth of Jew super-shylock talent to lead the jews into the future.

Inter-marriage is the biggest cause, no doubt. Most of the Jewish top talent individuals are already half jews or quarter jews. Even if their grandfathers were super-shylock types.

>>533322663
I agree. USrael completely failed their airborne insurgency campaign.

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Dominican on suicide watch

>>533322695
He's retarded and doesn't know what he's talking about. The leaked deal is what is going to be signed.

>>533322113
> “I revere the state of Israel. I’m proud to support the state of Israel"
> Gavin Newsom says he regrets using the word ‘apartheid’ to describe Israel
https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-891186

>>533322758
>leaked deal
sauce?

>>533322113
>>533322416
As much as I'd hope that trump becomes the last philosemitic president, it's probably not going to be the case until AIPAC is labeled a terrorist organization and citizens united gets challenged at court

>>533322404
They don't care about that. In their mind if not in reality, that's at least 20 years out, and every significant decision maker in these events is 70+. It's simply not their problem. This applies to many huge future issues, there is no plan because everyone with the power to make one figures it's a far future thing, and will never ever give up power until they die

>>533322696
I have a hard time seeing Israel recover from the brain drain of Gaza and now this.

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>>533322669

Did your Teva HIV meds factory get bombed, or do you still have access to your meds?

>>533320978
>So Trump came to Iran, killed all their leaders and left with no real trouble? kek
Just to recap:
Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

WTI BELOW 87

>>533322785
https://ina.iq/en/international/47893-axios-us-offers-releasing-20b-of-iranian-funds-to-give-up-enriched-uranium.html
Sorry

>>533322687
peace president just solved what Obama started

>>533319887
>Troon humor
You know what would be really funny is if you killed yourself like all your "friends" and family secretly wish you would, being around you is just painful for them but their too scared to tell you that in case you actually get a rope and hang your fat ass...

>>533322744
I mean the entire goal of Israel is as a small country to remain the regional power now it's been unseated as even the US couldn't stop it. I doubt it will end anyways as trump is saying a lot of things going against even the base framework of the peace plan so he's clearly just spouting shit

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You guys did buy the dip right? Don’t tell me you are a turdie seething at american excellence.

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>>533322843
brack hussain ravid

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>>533321621
hamas is unironically whiter than your sandnigger I"D"F invasion force/terror bombing squadron lol fuck out of here

>>533322840
Who cares? its been there like 5 times in a month.

>>533322669
> Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!!
What semantic trick will the Kikes use to continue bombing Lebanon? I can already see Bibi claiming that Israel extends all the way to the Litani, and therefore they are bombing themselves, not Lebanon.

>>533322843
So "transfer to a third party" I.e. not the USA. So they can just transfer it to Russia, and then have them convert it to fuel rods and then send it back?

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AYATOLLAH DEAD
DUST SECURED
STRAIT OPEN
IRAN KEKED
TRUMP WON

>>533322562
Yeah I'm thinking it's over too. Let's wait until Tuesday

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How are BRICS shills and trannies dealing with the breaking news that the US won and Iran lost?
Do we need to break out the President Trump apology forms?

>>533320255
Mi scusi, parla inglese?

>>533322843
barak ravid lol

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>>533322805
>I have a hard time seeing Israel recover from the brain drain of Gaza and now this.

Yeah. Israel has had huge brain drain through death and disability over the last 2.6 years.

No jew girl wants to have babies with a legless kike who used to be a chad.

Noa here dumped her special forces/NVIDEA chad jew boyfriend because he came out of Gaza with mental injuries. Just one example.

So this dude probably won't even breed, and he was destined for elders of zion status before the war.

>>533322792
You don't even have to go that far. Israel has the extraordinary privilege of its lobbying groups like AIPAC not needing to comply with FARA. It's an obscene privilege when they should be treated like any other country.

jew seething
Enemy media, Channel 15: Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz because of the ceasefire in Lebanon. The children of the north will pay the price for opening the Strait of Hormuz the day Hezbollah fires on them again.

>>533322942
Idk. We'll see I guess. I'm just glad it's (probably) over.

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>>533322843
>axios, citing anonymous officials...
Every fucking time.

I don't even dispute this particular claim it's just so annoying that these faggots get away with
>muh officials uhhh officials dude trust me
and they're right about as often as a coin flip, and somehow considered credible.

>>533322983
>Lebanon deal
>Trump called it strait of Iran
So what's the deal you retard lmao.

>>533322562
so bibi was AI'd because he was on vacation in germany?

>>533322952
You paid twenty billion and gave up the middle east letting it fall under Irans thumb which means they own the energy sector

Wouldn't call that winning

>Now that the Hormuz strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help.
>I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL
Lmao he keeps calling nato paper tiger
>>533322758
He's thanking SA, UAE and Qatar for their help. He really thinks it's over.
>>533322843
Any amount of payment is completely worthless without full sanctions relief and congress approval otherwise it can be undone at any moment. What's the point of money if you can't use it freely?

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>>533320937
delet this

>>533323043
I said it was "leaked" to be fair. It seems incredibly plausible however.

>>533322843
>Axios

>>533322942
Probably to IAEA per Iran Deal.

>>533323074
>you let the oil out
>we don't let your oil out
iran would be retarded to allow this

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NATO bro

Iran cucked. /pig/ copes.

>>533321581

Sorry about the loss of your president.
These radical leftists sure became better shots all of a sudden huh.
At least the secret service popped all 8 assassins right after but since they had their phones and passports with them they could immediately be identified.

>>533323074
This retard will make Iran block the strait again kek

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>>533322952
>NEW AYATOLLAH MORE MILITANT
>KEK
>NEVER WAS CLOSED
>SANCTIONS REMOVED
>OK PAL

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>>533323074
pool's gonna shut again

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>monke is officially more retarded than donke as only one of them knows when to quit

>>533323184
iran still getting fees so a win

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You are gonna go deep into the Hormuzzy now that its open, right?

>>533323165
every accusation is a confession

>>533323236
lmao, fuck this orange nigger

>>533323207
They won't. I don't even think Trump is in control anymore. Everyone (Iran included) wants this to end and that means letting Trump twit retarded garbage.

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>>533322914
any pics of those mysterious white hamas gazans? does a pic of a group of white-passing arabs let alone gazans even exist?

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>>533322952
>the MIGA shill isn't saying "ISRAEL WON" anymore

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RAPID FIRE

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I shouldn't have changed is

>>533323236
what magic is that why are you living in tomorrow?
did the emus time rape you?

>>533323236
>pool's gonna shut again
After the ceasefire came into effect, Defense Minister Israel Katz announces that the IDF will continue to hold all the places it captured: "The disarmament of Hezbollah was and remains the campaign goal to which we are committed, now also creating a significant political leverage"

>>533323264
>confirmed market manupilation

nothing has changed.
except morons repeating trumps socials here.

>>533323236
Is this 8D backgammon to restart the War Powers Act 60-day clock?

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>>533322983
>the strait is open!

whoa guys not all at once!!!
were gonna have another Evergiven situation if you all try to squeeze out at once!

If Iran truly cucks then I blame Khamenei Jr. The Cuckmenei bloodline can only snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and everything would've been better if another true hardliner took the supreme leader role

>>533322886
If I had a spare PENNY in my bank account I'd chuck it all into helium or aviation stocks, but oh well, this won't be the first black swan and it won't be the last.

>>533323236
He got the call kek