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>>533323948
Kill americans. Behead americans. Roundhouse kick amerimutts into the concrete. Slam dunk amerigolem baby into the trashcan. Raze amerimutt towers with planes. Crucify filthy amerikkkans. Bully Amerishits into suicide. Slingshot amerifats into orbit. Rocket gringos into the sun. Defecate in a amegroid food. Stir-fry unitedstatians in grease . Bleed out a yank and turn him into tacos. Toss Amerikkkans into active volcanoes. Urinate into Amerishart's gas tank. Judo throw Burgers into the wood chipper. Unscrew amerigolem's head off. Report CIA agents to the Taliban. Karate chop Amerigolems in half. Bake amerisharts into shart-pizza. Arrest US citizens for no reason. Electrocute gringos. Curb stomp Americanos. Beat a gringo up. Trap amerifats in quicksand. Crush unitedstatians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Amerishits in a vat of acid. Eat Gringos. Dissect Yanks. Exterminate estadounidenses in the gas chamber. Slice an amerigoblin up and wear their skin. Set Gringitos on fire.

DEATH TO AMERICA

>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Irans claims they are open to prevent Israel attaking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.

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TRUCE STATUS?

what was the fucking point of all of this?

So where is the catch.This can't be the end, can it be? Iran is cucking out of nowhere.

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>>533324026

Jews, the eternal freiers.

>>533324091
the catch is that you have to be retarded to believe anything trump says

>>533324067
>>533324091

>trusting jews and trump right now.
Pathetic.

Aragchi's post makes it seem like the tollbooth is still in effect
>>533324031
Trump explicitly prohibited Israel from attacking lebanon on his Truth today

>>533323978
What are the political implications of loving turkish coffee, bros? I am shunned by my fellow burgers but they don't know what they're missing

BREAKING: I still find it funny they convinced you retards to call yourselves pigs.

>>533324031
>it's just PURE COINCIDENCE that Iran said they wouldn't open the strait until there was a ceasefire and lebanon and immediately after a ceasefire was finally agreed to in lebanon Iran opened the strait

There's nothing conflicting about it - one side is the obvious reality, and the other side is the cope of an egomaniac who can't admit he got dogwalked.

>>533324091
Yes nigger, this is the 47th massive and historic defeat for Iran. This is a great day for the world!

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>>533324017
idont understand the market could this be true?

>>533324103
IDF (Israeli Defense Freier, they work for the haredi who work for the americans by reading torah all day)
Alyah geld, you pay it but don't get it back.

>>533324055
why do jews look like that

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>>533324091
>where is the catch

Soon.

>>533324221
> Iran has agreed
Proof?

>>533324237
jeans

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>>533324026

Contrary to Netanyahu's words - Trump clarifies: "Israel will no longer attack in Lebanon" even after the 10 days, "Enough is enough"
"Enough is enough"

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>>533324067
An attempt to make israel rule over the entire region.
And it is not over.

>>533324091
>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Iran claims they are open to prevent Israel attaking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.


>>533324189
you are late on his flurry of posts he made very recently. check picrel.

>>533323948
Can't even get the military branch right.

Iran got fucked so hard lmao

>>533324222
Isreal will protect us?
>>533324270
taco lying on x iran 100 using the strait again

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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116420194853200133
It's called the Strait of Iran now.

>>533324067
>>533324091
The thing is that all Iranian officials still silent about Trump's behavior and statements.
I can only think of 3 possibilities:
>Iran agreed to be publicly humiliated in exchange for massive concessions behind the scenes
It's got to be full sanctions relief. Money is worthless if you can't spend it freely.
>Iran was actually on the ropes and they just gave up
Undoubtedly Trump win.
>Trump is just lying and the war restarts next week
Least crazy option.

>>533324189
>>533324292
He is contradicting himself within minutes.
He revels in the fog of war.

>>533324189
>Aragchi's post makes it seem like the tollbooth is still in effect

Trump is trying to make a couple more billion manipulating the market, so that when his presidency ends he can fuck off to Israel or some country where he can't be dragged back to the US for criminal trial.

>>533324221
I think next week they need to resupply one thing is for certain israel that controls America is not gonna stop

>>533324334
Shalom kike

>>533324091
What? Trump and Bibi cucked out
Iran said
>ceasefire in lebanon and we pool's open
>israel tactical cucks out
>pool's open
The first jew gun fired in lebanon and the pool's closed, so Iran still dictate how diplomacy in this war goes

>>533324189
Yeah, Iran has probably accomplished strategically more than they ever could have hoped

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>>533324091
Twitter acct close to Ghalibaf (I think? mayb it was some other guy) claims the opening of the strait is subject to three conditions
1. all passage is to be directed through the tiny inter-island strait by Larak Island
2. Israel/US connected ships barred from transit
3. IRGC will oversee all traffic and extract tolls

but bear in mind that this is just an unconfirmed claim for now.

>>533324364
i thought it was the trump straight, donald

>>533324364
gulf gonna chimp out

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>>533324091
>Iran is cucking out of nowhere.
They are keeping the Uranium. All that happened is that America spent 70 billion to exchange it's entire reserve of interceptors and cruise missiles to blow up one of the weakest navies in the world, a few easily rebuilt military hardpoints, a creaky ancient air force, and schools and other civilians locations. Oh and an Ayatollah a couple years from the grave.

We are almost exactly back to status quo, when the Iranian oil starts moving again in a week we will be exactly back. Trump gets "a victory" for his triumphal "REMEMBER ME" arch, Hesgeth gets a conflict to jerk off to, and Trump's pals got some fantastic insider trading done.

Israel got to wreck a bunch of stuff, and Bibi kept himself out of prison.

What the fuck have the Houthis done all this time?
Where are the drone/missile strikes against Israel?
Where's the blockade of the Red Sea?

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>>533323948
i got some news from on the ground and we sketched out all the tolls. can people confirm?

>>533323948
We've had something like this for a while in the military. We called them "Yum Yum Bars".
Tons of vitamins, nutrients, and protein.
One every night.
Anymore than one a day & you'd have violent watery shits.
Tasted a little stale, but we got over it pretty quick.
The strawberry bar was the best.

>>533324405
If he's in exile in Tel Aviv, he has to worry about an FPV droning his golf cart until he dies.

Trump is going to force Lebanon to wage war on Hezbollah, starting a Lebanon civil war.

Then Israel will start bombing both sides, like when Assad was regime changed and Syria collapsed into ISIS-Ghetto.

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>>533323948
AV--->https://files.catbox.moe/7fc3we.mp4

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>>533324525

>their lunch this week was shitty, america hedge money is over!

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>>533324364

>>533324537
>Trump is going to force Lebanon to wage war on Hezbollah, starting a Lebanon civil war.
if the lebanese government and what army? the lebanese? it'd go awol overnight

>>533323948
Man I would only kill civilians for AIPAC traitors and Israel if they gave me top tier snacks. Like I’m talking those big protein bars and Monster energy drinks. Have some resupply ships come out. Fuck. Maybe put a couple walls up in the shitter, and a fan. Good god.

I know it’s a military ship but you realize schools have doors on urinals now? The whole tranny thing forced way more privacy by the government. So the military is a much bigger cultural shock to young men today than it ever used to be. You gotta think about this when you run a country and nakedly let foreign powers drag us into conflicts. Everybody has a price. There’s moral to consider. Pay right and have cool perks and there would be no recruitment issue.

>>533324529
>If he's in exile in Tel Aviv, he has to worry about an FPV droning his golf cart until he dies.

Epstein left Israel too, preferred to risk arrest in USA, because Israel was so cringe and kikey.

Well maybe if Trump is dealing with dementia it will be big enough for him.

>>533324364
He called it the Hormuz strait too in another post.

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>>533324067
To make money, you know how many retards sold thinking shit was gonna hit the fan?

holy shit this general is dead as fuck
might be on account of this "war" being over on account of america winning, huh?

>>533324644

The jews (including trump) are up to something. They can bring in south american mercenaries if necessary. or the 100k offered by Uganda.

>>533324693
The stock market is just glorified gambling. anyone pretending it isn't shouldn't be on the stock market.

>>533324702
>war didn't end with an unconditional surrender or regime change
>it might end with sanction relief
uhhh... yea... winning

>>533324091
if you've been following this constantly-incorrect thread since the beginning, nothing will have made sense for the previous month and a half. this thread spammed AI slop and said america was talking heavy casualties, losing ships, etc up until the ceasefire. they said the downed pilot was captured and spammed AI pics of that. they said so much more wrong shit that they created an entire alternate reality grounded in pure delusional fantasy. and from that fantasy, predictions were completely wrong- no one here thought the ceasefire would hold 24 hours, no one thought USA would do something like a blockade even though USA has its entire military on standby, no one thought iran would sit idly by with israel bombing lebanon, and so on.

no one in /pig/ knew reality, and no one in /pig/ could make competent predictions because of that. this general is the worst general in /pol/ history by far.

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cucklani uncucking himself?
join the axis habibi

>>533323948
>J. Schneer
> son of modern dancer Solomonoff
> winner of jewish award
Ok.. even he said the same thing, Husseyn the king of Mecca revolted against the ottomans, not the saudis. Different dynasties, upon conquering the Hejaz the Saudis moved him out of their country and they banned his nationalist ideology that the brits wanted to spread.

>>533324662
>Epstein left Israel too, preferred to risk arrest in USA, because Israel was so cringe and kikey.
finally the long term plan of american jewry comes into play: by systematically deporting criminal jews to israel instead of jailing them in the us they can simply go to jail for some peace and quiet away from the rest of the tribe

everyone needs a break from time to time

>>533324091
You think it's cucking out, but Iran doesn't want this war. Yes, they are wrong in their thinking, but they are mostly normal people who don't understand how bad jews are and how deep they are in the US.

>>533324091
iran is using their control over the hormussy to get israel to stop attacking lebanon, and trump cant admit that israel not attacking lebanon is part of the deal because trump cant acknowledge that anyone has a problem with israel attacking lebanon. tucker and napolitano are trying to rally americans against aggressive war and reflexive support for israeli aggression

>>533324483
I think Trump got told the Ira ia s are "opening the strait" as per the ceasefire agreement, then hallucinated a bunch of shit that we're seeing on twitter or wherevee he posts

>>533324719
>They can bring in south american mercenaries if necessary
they already hoovered up all they could and sent them to die in the ukraine. maybe some would consider the odds better in lebanon, i suppose.

>>533324483
>trump tongues the ayatollah's anus
kek

one of the most retarded pointless wars ever,sums up orange second term perfectly

>>533324807
Regardless of what he thinks about it the Golan heights are a red line for many of his fighters. If he tries to cuck on that he'll get the Gaddafi treatment.

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>>533324819
>who don't understand how bad jews are
i think they know

>>533324662
Jeff was less of a zionist than Trump, tbf

>>533324841
it isn't necessarily hallucination, it could also be lies or the Iranian source could be making shit up

we'll know in five days' time by watching Hormuz traffic

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>>533324801
>no one thought USA would do something like a blockade

Iran literally expected them to do it from the start lmao
Nobody expected America to do retarded cuck shit like pic related

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This gay jew Jay Michaelson is where I learned about Sabbatean-Frankism from in 2015 or so. He's an expert on it, and probably a member.

Epstein and Iran are an antisemitism mega-crisis. Here’s what Jewish organizations should do about it.
By Jay Michaelson

>>533324702
yep. let it die. good fucking riddance.

>>533324930
FACT CHECK: it's the deal of the century, no one has ever dealt with Iran this way.

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>>533323948
why don't zogbots ask where the military's $1.5T yearly budgets go??

>>533324778
The domestic miggers will eat up.this rhetoric that the US won in a post bellum state of affairs worse the ante bellum in every way, except from the discrediting of the Israel Lobby.

>>533324801
I actually didn't expect for them to *wait* 42 days before implementing a blockade. I was much more surprised when they unsanctioned Iranian oil than I was when they announced the blockade which is something they should have done as soon as it was clear that no proxy forces were emerging in-theater for a ground operation (day 2 or 3 at the latest)

>>533324026
Why are you mad bro?
Peace won, which means that everyone wins. Even you.

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alright since people are sperging out on how THEIR SIDE SHOULD TOTES WIN. ima tell everyone the following, it's a cease fire not a peace. a few days from now it might just pick up again. Iran's leadership class is in complete shambles, eventho people are pretending it's totally fine to have your entire leadership class vaporized. nothing to worry about. this might go the way of venezuela or or it might go the way of liberalistan -the worst outcome-. of which a gorillion posters are here trying to convince themselves because they are completely brainblasted by foreign propaganda which is sad.

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>>533325015
kek

>>533325062
shh, do not countersignal #TheBlueprint

>>533325032
This. Biglier than even Obama's deal. The best deal. Tremendously huge victory for the USA.

>>533324964
>Jeff was less of a zionist than Trump, tbf

false. he was just a sex addict and the jewesses in Israel were ugly.

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>>533324483
Never trust Trump post on Friday.
Baron making an easy money again.

>>533325062
yeah the boomers at work will be proud of trumps victory over the entire middle east come monday

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just say it anon job well done.......

>>533324506
>back to status quo

if you count losing our bases and any remaining influence in the region

We should invade Greenland to regain our honor.

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>>533325114
indeed.

>>533324957
no, they think these are the people at the top or maybe a mistake, just like how you would have problem convincing the average citizen anywhere that jews rape and eat babies, even in Iran, even in the leadership, they want to believe that it's only a small, degenerate elite club that does all the horrible shit
like they literally have jews in Iran

>>533325129
>TOTAL VICTORY

>>533325125
why is cnn and pol so quick to laugh at trump?

I haven't been watching bonds. Did the bond vigilantes beat Trump into stopping this so we get just a bad recession instead of a currency collapse this week?

>>533325125
God he's such a fucking bitch holy shit.

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>>533325013
>Jay Michaelson

his book he eventually wrote:

The Heresy of Jacob Frank: From Jewish Messianism to Esoteric Myth
Winner of the 2022 National Jewish Book Award

>>533325194
Greenland or Cuba to restore the Izzat to January levels

>>533324026
you missed your opportunity moshie. >Judeoburgers™

also death to pissreal you kikes will all burn in hellfire.

>oil futures below $80
Where are the oil baggots? Are they buying rope with their last rupees?

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>>533325213
mountains full of cash

>>533325213
maybe because he's a clown?

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>>533325053
last guy who asked that had his office explode

>>533325213
Because they're the same people. We've been brigaded by Lefty troons for years now.

peace in the middle ease means for the US restraining israel, peace in europe? stop enabling the UK lol

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> Fox News reports on American scientists who have died or disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
https://files.catbox.moe/tcn5o4.mp4

Who is killing them ? Mutt deep state to keep secrets buried ? The kikes ? Russia as a revenge for their top commanders assassinated ? Iran for their nuclear scientists assassinations ?

>>533325125
that can't be a real post.

nobody refers to themselves in the 3rd person.

>>533323948
That’s the food of the movie “snow-piercer”

>>533325360
just nuke israel, easy as

>>533325396
>nobody refers to themselves in the 3rd person.
Plenty of folks do

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>>533325222
Dude..
for fucks sake.
i hate the fact that this board turned into a repost zone for trumps social media posts. he is just manipulating the market. it is fucking FRIDAY, for crying out loud.

israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.

All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.

>>533325396
he's done it before

>>533324026
Remove holocaust museums. bulldoze holocaust museums. Build parking lots over holocaust museums. convert holocaust museums into mosques. Invite homeless to live inside holocaust museums. chain holocaust museums shut. shut off the water to holocaust museums. clog the toilets in holocaust museums. Shart in the hallway of holocaust museums. Report holocaust museums to the IRS. Cut funding to holocaust museums. ban students from visiting holocaust museums. board up the windows of holocaust museums. send holocaust museums into the sun. Invite Indians to eat off the floor of the holocaust museums. flood the land surrounding holocaust museums so they are submerged and inaccessible.

>>533325013
that was interesting read

>>533323948
I can see a moshe in this picture

>>533325396
I do when I'm gloating

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WHAT LIL DONNIE GON DO?

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Patiently awaiting for mossad plant in the IRGC chain of command to do the funniest shit and fire missiles at GCC countries.

>>533325489
Help China stabilize their oil situation

>>533325489
Nothing, and win.

i highly doubt its anywhere near over

How many heads are going to roll in the navy for losing one of the two wars they were supposed to have been planning for overbthe last 25 years?

I suspect the answer is zero. Or anyone replaced will be a delusional idiot like Hegseth.

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>>533325085
The fact that the nation that spent 50 years chanting death to America is coming to the table to negotiate after a hot war where they got 360 no scoped for over a month I'd say is an indication of how well they think it's going. The cease fire is them bending the knee. Honestly I'd argue their use of proxy fighters instead of fighting themselves up to this point is indication that they never wanted the smoke.

>>533325564
Israel can blow it up at any time.

>>533325489
>All ships turned around and obey the blockade
Do nothing status?

>>533325371
This is getting weird :
>According to journalist and Trump confidant Nick Sortor, a high-ranking US government official may have been shot in Washington, DC’s Navy Yard. The alleged shooter is currently not in custody, with the official being “extracted” by Capitol Police in a vehicle used for members of Congress or cabinet members.

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NEW . "VILE YELLOW DOG"

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>>533325013
>Nor do Benjamin Netanyahu’s lobbying or AIPAC’s influence in Congress, however nefarious one may believe their intentions to be, amount to a Zionist conspiracy.
what an odd thing to write
>often for equally nefarious ends.
more odd

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Strait
>Open
Iran
>Blockaded
Stocks
>Up
Oil
>Down
Lefties
>SEETHING
Browns
>SEETHING
Trump
>WINNING

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>>533325582
>coming to the table to negotiate
OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS

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>>533325544
kek, wrong guy pal

Iran is going to build more missile cities and more missiles and more drones and more missiles.

>>533325623
Fat Vance status?

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>>533325470
Jeremy Ben-Ami is the founder and president of J Street, the pro-Israel, pro-peace, pro-democracy advocacy group.

https://forward.com/opinion/818806/us-military-aid-israel-j-street/

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US Refueling tankers still flying near the Hormuz and in and out from Diego Garcia

>>533324506
>a creaky ancient air force
the iranian air force spent the entire war in storage, they hardly lost anything

>>533325648
how do you say it phonetically in persian language?

iran got btfo in negotiations lmao

they put on a strong face for awhile so i give them props for that

>>533325706
Today is April 17th 2026 and Lebanon just agreed to a ceasefire with the yids. It's ogre.

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>>533325757

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>>533325013
>Epstein and Iran are an antisemitism mega-crisis. Here’s what Jewish organizations should do about it.
>>533325470
>>533325677

UPDATE: Iran may CLOSE the pool!

>>533325756
Maybe they should build a functioning economy instead.

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HOLY FUCKING COPE

>>533325582
"most powerful military in the world" and all you achieved is getting them to the negotiating table

>>533325917
function economy requires the US to be deterred
something europe needs to learn

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CHAT ARE WE BACK

>>533325910
America already double closed it.

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When does it get better Brothers?

>>533324091
muzzies, chinks, puccians, all the same worthless cvck trash that only talk and never do anything. they always get their shit pushed in because they try to be nice while their enemies are literally telling them they want to wipe out their civilization.

>>533325963
lindsay graham telling the public president trumps demands

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>>533325761
>>533325761
>Jeremy Ben-Ami is the founder and president of J Street, the pro-Israel, pro-peace, pro-democracy advocacy group.

I bet Bernie Sanders read this article and sent Ben-Ami a gushing e-mail about how this will indeed help Israel in the long run, cutting their military aid. Because the optics for the goyim will be better.

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i've got the nuclear dust

>>533325968
Maybe Europe should build some nuclear reactors and invest in an army to keep out the refugees instead of building windmills and finding new industries to parasitically regulate.

>>533325816
they negotiated the pullout of American forces from Iraq

>>533325973
so /pig/ has lowered themselves to celebrating threats? lmao

pools open, wars over, iran capitulated

>>533325298
qrd?

>>533325963
KWAB
He got the war he wanted and it was a complete disaster.

>>533325910
I wouldn't be surprised if something (((suddenly))) happened after markets close
>>533325973
Don't give me hope that something interesting will actually happen again

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>>533325973
cope
SHITran won't do SHIT

IT'S IRANOVER

TRUMP WON
AMERICA WON
BROWNS LOST
LEFTIES LOST
ISLAM LOST

>>533325966
Royal Navy status? How are you doing on getting the inflatable rafts to stop?

>>533326040
europe needs indeed some nuclear weapons more
and close the border to refugee waves created by americas wars

>>533325973
What the fuck was the US expecting? It was obvious that Iran wouldnt just accept this shit

>>533325973
I mean, its an act of war.

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I WAS PROMISED A FUCKING SEPHARDIC GF AND THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE ELEVENTH POINT!!! NOW I DON'T HAVE A SEPHARDIC GF AND TOTAL RAFIDI DEATH!!
What is the next step bros??? ;_;

>>533326042
This thread has always been filled with browns, troons, and anti-semites who hate Jews because they are more successful than their libtard gay faggot asses. They have terminal AIDS and TDS and will celebrate anything they think gets in the way of Trump.

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>>533324200
What's wrong with pigs?

>>533325963
>can't have military capacity
>can't have nuclear energy
and somehow this is reasonable?

>>533326042
ah yes for the first time in 50 years the hormuz is open

>>533324559
This shit was debunked. You need new material.

What are Americans celebrating? They haven't accomplished any of their goals, and the situation hasn't even changed beyond Trump's tweets, who has done nothing but manipulate the market.

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>>533325756
They will reverse engineer every single unexploded munitions used against them. From the ones we know :
>GBU-39 EW resistant smart bomb
>Hermes 900’s guided missile (recovered intact)
>AGM
>JASSM-ER (more than 1 intercepted with parts intact)
>AGM-158 (many intercepted with parts intact)
>C-130 Infra red detector
>PrSM 500 miles range missile launched by HIMARS (intact webm related)
>ATACMS (intact unexploded)
>hoards of big drones and their electronics to be studied.
Iran will harvest lots of new weapons out of this war.

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Just woke up. Did we win?

>>533326087
>criticize america's military capability
>WHAT ABOUT YUROPE?!?!
every time, you people are insufferable
you were literally just bested by a bunch of mountain men goat herders
you are a paper tiger, I'm pretty sure france and the UK combined could utterly destroy you at this point, not even memeing

>>533326145
easy on the racism moshe

>>533326145
>This thread has always been filled with anti-semites
what has more right to exist? the US or israel

>>533326187
they already have better missiles than the US anyway. cheaper and more effective.

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Why don't more ships have the balls to run the blockade?

>>533326145
miggers are completely mindbroken bro
they'll never recover
i'd love to check in on them in 20 years if they havent died from being fat and old

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>>533326187
>AGM-158 (multiple interceptions)

>>533326197
trump has declared victory for the 37th time after agreeing to pay war reparations

>>533326173
The Republican base has a large number of unemployable retards that don't understand supply and demand. You can tell them you've won when the geopolitical situation is worse than status quo ante and they'll believe you.

They truly are goycattle.

>>533326272
the US said they sanction and block anybody who interacts with an iranian coastal facility
trump said this is still in effect

iran said it will proceed all ships through the coastal facilities

>>533324506
Iran's navy was pretty decent regionally. That's why they kept it around, since it was good for deterrence/dickwaving against Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, etc. It's just that it's a fourth rate navy which is utterly shit compared to third rate navies (like Britain, Japan, France, India) which in turn is utterly shit compared to the second rate navies (just China) which in turn is utterly shit compared to the US Navy. No shit it lost, and I'm salty we didn't get a good surface engagement out of this. We still might get those speedboats sinking Zogboats if Iran grows some balls/Trump does something more stupid than normal.

This is Trump backing out of an unopular war while saving face. There's no point in reading into the details, any agreement is going into the trash bin twice: once when Israel wants to keep fighting and again when Trump leaves office.

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>>533326300
WE FINALLY WON

>>533326187
>a bunch of brown men all waving and trying to direct as a warhead is lowered onto a flatbed that is too small
What are the odds that thing blew up before they made it wherever they were planning to take it?

>>533326187
i suppose they would let china do the reverse engineering
the cargo planes the other day probably didn't go empty

>>533326215
I am not Jewish but I'd be proud to be if I were. You should ease up on the dilating though, troon.
>>533326244
America cannot exist without Israel.

>>533326248
They do. They could however use the EW resistance from the zog chipset study, to help them better jamm them next time and work on their own superior anti-EW chipsets.
The could use a bootstrap for the drone guided missiles. And some good start up on the big stealthy long range cruise missiles, Iran is going to have 200 new air fighter planes within 2 years whether from China or Russia. So those will help them.

>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMPS MCDONALDS DELIVERY IS 3 MINUTES LATE
>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMPS MCDONALDS DELIVERY IS 3 MINUTES LATE

IRAN WON!!

>>533326425
bibi won't let him

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BROWNS AND LEFTIES ARE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING

TRUMP WON

add to the list of us losses in this war:
- taiwan

https://english.www.gov.cn/news/202604/12/content_WS69db1460c6d00ca5f9a0a5a2.html

>>533324506
>We are almost exactly back to status quo
The USA was much better off before this "war".
Their influence in the Middle East is screwed up

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>>533326507
>TRUMP WON
irl, despite the boring empty boasts as usual, picrel

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ITT: GUYS LOOK, IM ABLE TO PREDICT THE EXTREMELY UNPREDICTABLE DONALD TRUMP! LOOK AT ME! IM SO SMART! WAR IS GONNA BE ENDING SOON

you're all niggers. guess waht im gonna do? im not gonna try to predict whats gonna happen because im not retarded. that said though, persia genocide is still inevitable as long as israel exists

>>533326476
Hey, the doordasher is the downed pilot. He's running a little late because he just got out of the hospital

>>533326545
arabian internal politics have a real shakeup coming, i imagine. lots of i-told-you-so's coming home to roost.

>>533326330
a lot of americans just have "hollywood brain" regardless of who they are
it used to actually be far worse

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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE THE EUROPEANS ARE MOVING. i fucking hate them so much. genuinely in this entire undertaking they were genuinely the dumbest most retarded impotent niggas on the planet.

>>533326563
Remember that list of 10 demands by Iran? How they got literally none of them? Now you're celebrating shipping being allowed through the strait?

Is your memory that of a goldfish?

>>533326187
I read a story about a bomb cleanup crew in Euroland, the guys who dismantle all the bombs left in ditches and farms etc, and how some unexploded ordinance detonated as the guys were loading it into their warehouse and poof no trace of them left. Terrifying thought having to deal with that.

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>>533326563
this Romo McHomo has NO power
Iran completely CUcKED

Iran has ZERO CARDS to bargain with

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>>533326670
osint613

>>533326124
>Created by American war
The Syrian civil war was supported and prolonged by Russian mercenary groups like Wagner and Germany made the active choice to let in refugees which did not need to be done. You all chose this path.

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>>533326507
won what

>>533326425
We might get another few months of peace before Iran is two weeks away from getting the bomb yet again and we need to start bombing schools. You know, just like we had to start this war after Trump destroyed their nuclear program last summer.

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>>533325963
>>533320739
>>to the optimist morons on this bread
>
>israel is not going to let this go. they have the American navy at Irans doorstep. The ships are still there. They are currently getting resuplied with missiles and fuel.
>
>All the pieces connect. israel will not let this slip away. They never had an opportunity like this. And will not let this crisis go to waste.

>>533326670
It's a trap, israel will break the ceasefire and get the euros caught up in the war

>>533326330
about 60% of a given population just instinctually follows authority. it has to, or you immediately run into a too many chiefs, not enough indians situation. it is what it is.

the real breakdown comes when the 60% can't even tell who's in charge

>>533326200
You ever hear of the pot calling the kettle black? You can't talk shit about our military doing what everyone said was impossible a few months ago when you chuckle fucks can't even handle a few dingies.

>>533326685
>Is your memory that of a goldfish?
just to refresh memory:

Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

>>533326443
That thing landed at high speed and did not explode they are no chances it could blow up on transport.
>>533326468
Indeed. China, NK and Russia will all receive their share for studying. Just like the Israeli Spike ATGM NLOS captured by Hezbollah in 2006, it gave birth to the Iranian Almas AND to the North Korean Bullseye which are the exact same.

>>533324525
Saddam was hiding in Iraq, so that's where his hiding place should be.
And ain't nobody payin' the troll toll.

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>>533326711
won the
>our Ayatollah didn't get bombed to shit
award

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

iran lost
and they bent the knee

KISS IT IRAN, KISS IT

>>533326477
leave office?

When can we expect "stealth" tankers/ships to be common if this blockade drags out for longer?

can we expect to see radar-absorbing paint to be used for tankers/ships?

>>533326711
not sure, he's been saying this every day for 6 weeks
his retirement home must have screwed up his meds

>>533326761
they already took their best shot and whiffed completely

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>>533326711
>won what
Don't forget what he calls Trump, it's pretty choice:

The Strait is open.
Any meetings to "Open the Strait" are because they plan to bomb Iran AGAIN, who will then close the Strait.
Why are our leaders such telegraphing fucking cranial RETARDS??????!

>>533326813
Tanker subs

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>>533326702
you can sperg about the jews but all of the things he said are correct sir they all came out and said open it now. the europoors want to open the strait NOW after it's basically over. like come the fuck on. it's like a group project you are forced to do in school and at the last minute when everything is already done they just swoop in and say i helped.

>>533326702
>>533326670
>osint613
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_commandments
this nigga a seething jew

>>533326813
Pretty sure space Force is doing some covert satellite observation shit. Tankers are too slow to evade anything.

>>533324067
Orange dumbass trying to fix contradicting problems as separate issues

>>533326841
dude they are already complaining about trumps fake "peace" messages all over their social media.

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lmao

>>533326863
it's been considered. but when a large carrier already runs you $100M i shudder to think what it'd cost with a pressure hull.

>US-Israeli linked ships can't pass even if they are commercial ships
>Still have to go through the narrow passage between the 2 Iranian islands
>Still have to pay the toll
So what's the difference?

>>533326854
Damn, saar. They would have no reason to lie, would they?

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>>533326854
>coping with some 90 year old Mullah who doesn't know a kabob from a piece of turd
current state of brownoids

>>533326881
>this nigga a seething jew
ah nice ty i was wondering about the 613 part

what goyslop do you think the zogbots are eating tonight

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I was strokin'!

>>533326938
Trump asked amatollya to save face and pretend that he won

>>533326929
this board has turned into a Trump TruthSocial repost zone.
it is pathetic.

nothing has fucking changed. the war is still on and israel will not allow for peace.
they need to spill american blood.

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>>533326943
>Damn, saar. They would have no reason to lie, would they?

>>533326991
rice and beans

>>533326711
Checked. Of course Iranians said that, also no military ship allowed whatsoever. The regime of the Hormuz will not come back to its previous state.
My speculation is that, since Iran demanded 263 billions $ in reparation to the GCC niggers for the damage they allowed to be caused in Iran by hosting zog based, the mutts may pay them 263 billions $ from the GCC nigger’s sovereign fund to have the Hormussy toll waived off.

Gonna say, I'm impressed, just before the April 21st futures rollover. I'm VERY impressed.

The war is basically over. Go home, retards

>>533326944
Trump is 19 years older than him

>>533327064
reallllllly couldn't let those go at 5%+, it's a disaster as it is

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>>533327022
>nothing has fucking changed.
stocks are UP
oil is DOWN
GAYTO agreed to finally help (we dont need their help)
Iran has cucked

That's it.
Iran has no more cards.

IT'S
SO
OVER

>>533326991
>Bong criticizing anybody's food

>>533327064
>Gonna say, I'm impressed, just before the April 21st futures rollover. I'm VERY impressed.
I'm paying attention to that very date. It's a time when small moves by the Iranians can have massive effects on the market.

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>>533327082
>moron detected.

look moron, look.>>533326929 >>533325963

read the room before reading into trumps socials. especially on a fucking FRIDAY.

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>Bint Jbeil?
>Bint Jbailed.
I think the two sides quit ever since the pope fired some shits, this nigga is hella tough. Mostly tough on crime. Nigga also has some tough foreign policy, no cap.

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I just want too say, these threads where really of a lesser quality than the 12 day war the last round. And I didn't even get a Sephardic gf out of it. The only thing I got was a fucking diploma baka...

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>>533323948
How are we coping with all the losing?
Holy shit, it looks like the US got absolutely everything it wanted. Iran caved on everything...
What are the current copes about how the US actually lost despite winning. Every BRICS/tranny fearmongering prediction is in the trash. I would feel really bad being an ideological loser about the outcomes of this war right about now.

>>533327144
They probably think Trump really thought he was posting himself as a doctor

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>>533327159
I meant to write shots.

>>533327183
Something about Jews probably.

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>>533327183
WE OWN ISRAEL
WE SAY STOP, THEY STOP

MAGA
CAN'T
STOP
WINNING

>>533327169
the 12-day war had better videos. too much censorship on this one.

>>533327041
Yeah, I think reparations are safer for the petrodollar than paying at the Ayatollbooth.

>>533327183
>Israel is PROHIBITED
again just like the time before that winning so fucking hard

>>533327226
election tourists have ruined this board man.
it is sad.

>>533327022
Miggers need a healthy supply of copium

>>533327183
>How are we coping with all the losing?
You tell me, anon. How are you coping with all the losing?

Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

>>533326187
>china and russia will reverse engineer [...]

fixed it for ya. If I was Putin or Xi I wouldn't even sell weapons to Iran, I'd just give them away as thanks for the trove of intel this war has generated

This was a solid defeat of Israel by Iran.
The kvetching by yanks is several factors more than when they lost in Vietnam.

What a time to be alive.

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hezbollah now dropping shells on kikes

lol if you think american weapons are cutting edge in 2026

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>>533327169

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>>533327367
>This was a solid defeat of Israel by Iran.
Whatever makes you sleep retard

>>533327367
everybody lost in this shit

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dutch anon says the US only fired 1k JSSAM
don't believe it

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>>533327260
ONLY ON IRAN'S SIDE
THERE WAS WAY COOLER VIDEO ON US/ISRAEL'S
IRAN WAS COMPLETELY CUcKED THIS TIME

>>533327441
Kindly fuck off back to Israel before you get gassed properly this time.

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>>533327367
israelis are already complaining on their socials and it is fucking friday.

they will not allow for peace at this moment.
they have the US NAVY next to Irans doorstep. The US NAVY is currently refueling and rearming, and massing more troops.
israel never had an opportunity like this. it is a crisis they cannot afford to go to waste.

only morons repeating Trumps socials are stupid enough to expect that this thing is done and dusted.

>>533327492
On the first day alone they used 1200

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Trump replaced the Obama deal with a slightly different Obama deal. He won.

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what's taking the chinese so long to make more catfu

>>533327519
see >>533326856
(I'm well aware it's not over)

>>533327350
>Jam boy can't read

>>533327495
oh fuck off, everyone comes off poorer, whole thing is retarded war of israel/american aggression that benefits absolutely nobody.

>>533327585
now that is kino.

>>533327519
If the mutts dont attack it means they got bigger problems than declared. Like not enough missiles, oil, or something critical for them to attack.

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lindsay graham is dictating trumps (his) terms to iran

>>533327585
wtf is this real?

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>Hezboolah status?

Wow. Can't believe the strait was open for decades and everything was fine before February this year. Nice job trump and Jews.

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YOU GUYS PROMISED ME A REAL WAR

>>533327681
can't don't have oposable thumbs, that cat using her paws to defty manipulate that amulets gives it away that it was a stuntman who filled in at that moment

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>>533327493
>>533327260
Now come too realize, that the Iranian internet might go back online, we might be able to get too see some kino after the fact tho 0_o

>>533327681
no, come on. The kot didn't transform into an actual robot. It just a costume my dude!

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>>533327734
Wow. Can't believe the Ayatollah was alive for decades before February this year. Nice job trump and Jews.

>>533327658
that is impossible moroccobro. I dont know why people take Trumps socials at this point, especially the ones he makes on a Friday, when markets close.

again, israelis will never allow this crisis go to waste. they cannot afford to let the US NAVY leave the region and the forces to take a hiatus.

>>533327350
Forgot your VPN and/or memeflag, jamboy.

>>533327758
ONLY FAKE WAR IN 2026 ALLOWED

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Why Kurds are so ugly ? They look like pajeets
>The Iranian Kurdish opposition reported the killing of Nada Miri and Samira Ayari and the injury of others.