Someone give me a QRD of the last 24 hours.
What really happened?

>>533332514
don't take your lunch for granted !!!!

>>533332514
Jews lost

>>533332514
One in a lifetime, Generational TACO

>>533332514
Iran capitulated on every demand.
Trump won.
Strait open.
Oil bottoming out.
Markets green for 7 straight days.

MAGA WINS
USA WINS
TRUMP WINS
ISRAEL WINS

>>533332514
read the header of this thread.

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>>533333333 <-- this will be a TKD post
>anyway
Here is a k-pop band.

>>533332514

Probably not much of anything happened except a fragile, temporary cease-fire in Lebanon.

But there's a whole lot of big jewish language around it.

>>533332514
Iran won but actually it was all part of trump's 5D chess plan but also it's Friday so nothing happened

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At least the IDF is eating good!

>>533332514
>>533332585
>FRIDAY TruthSocial PUMPnDUMP. Conradictions GALORE.
>Trumps statements are not confirmed by the opposing parties, both Israelis and Iranians.
>Israelis are not happy about the rumors of peace and started complaining again.
>Conflicting reports of the strait being open. Iran claims they are open to prevent Israel attacking Lebanon, while Trump claims Lebanon is not part of the deal.

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reminder that /pol/ is always wrong. you all said 120 is new floor and oil was going to reach 200. you all said amerisrael ships would never be allowed in and out of the strait. those 200 schoolgirls are in hell for being impure after their uncles and fathers raped them. packwatch. rip bozo

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>>533332564

>>533331499
>>Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
>I disagree. Glide bombs from a supercarrier are really the only way to even try to compete with land based bunkers and missiles, assuming equal ISR.
JDAM-ERs give you like, 70km? And you have to be above 45k feet at launch to get the max range. check out the specs of the 3rd Khordad system.
I don't see it anon.

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>>533332635
zamn

>>533332443
Am I the only one who thinks pretty much nothing has happened and we are in the same place we were Monday?

>>533332652
desperate bait

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DOW 50k
USA WIN BIIIIIG
FINAL /pig/ thread ever so enjoy it

WE KILLED THE PIG!

>>533332635
Thats how it should be, goys should eat slop and jews should eat like kings, anyone who disagrees is antisemitic

>>533332564
...THE BIGGEST RETARD AWARD.

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>>533332741
MAGA WINS
THE SPOILS OF WAR WERE THE FRIENDS WE LOST ALONG THE WAY

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>>533332741
NOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

SHILL BROS!!! USA AND ISRAEL WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE

NOOOO SAVE ME CHINA PLEASEEEEEE

>>533332569
>Jews lost

Jews benefit most from this pause in fighting.

The jews are ramping up drone manufacturing in Serbia, Ukraine, USA, and probably all over Canada and Europe.
Once USA/Jews get thousands of cheap triangle type drones, Iran's advantage is gone.

China really fucked up by imposing the cease-fire on Iran.
The destruction of the electrical grid/water infrastructure in Iran, the Gulfgoyim, and Israel was going to happen eventually regardless.

Now it will just happen with a level playing field of unlimited cheap drones on both sides.

>>533332635
lol

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death to the Ayatollah Trump post status?

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>>533332681
He’s Australian, m8

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>iran receives:
sanctions relief, cash, a leash on israel, you fucking off
>us receives:
one free pool pass, line goes up

holy shit, iran LOST

>>533332708
Friday happened man.
So Trump gave these morons a feel good story before the markets closed today.
that is it.

nothing fucking changed actually.
but tragically, this board is filled with election tourists that just repost trumps socials here ad infinitum.
that is where we are.

Holy fuck
MIGAtards make this thread unreadable

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>TRUMP WON REALITY
>posts gay ai trump memes

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>>533332871
SEETHE AND FUCK OFF MONKEYBOY

THIS IS A TRUMP THREAD NOW

>>533332719
thanks for the (you) kind stranger

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>>533332695
India proving monkeys will rape keyboards

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>>533332792

>>533332833
>China really fucked up by imposing the cease-fire on Iran.
>The destruction of the electrical grid/water infrastructure in Iran, the Gulfgoyim, and Israel was going to happen eventually regardless.

What pisses me off is that the humanitarian aid Iran needed could still have been shipped in by trucks and air drops if necessary by Russia/China.

But the US/Gulf/Israeli refreshment of military weapons and manpower could not have really happened without this cease-fire.

China is too worried about the optics and winning the global PR battle, which was already won.

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>>533332934
GOON CIRCLE FOR TRUMP LETS GO BOYS

>>533332855
Turkeyfag why are you being a doomer?

>>533332855

thank you, sunni turk. i was getting demoralized by the retards and shills.

>you all said 120 is new floor and oil was going to reach 200. you all said amerisrael ships would never be allowed in and out of the strait.
How much is spot again, jidf like?

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>>533332514
If you'll please consult the chart

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>>533332819
What soldiers must go?

>>533332871
>MIGAtards make this thread unreadable

I'm thinking NATO shills were sent here at least until the markets close in 3 hours or some shit. Clearly an invasion.

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>>533332999
Iran has no allies.

>>533332573
>>533332514
>Iran capitulated on every demand.
>What really happened?
Why did Iran really agree to open Hormuz? Does Iran want to be wiped off the map?
>>533332606
>But there's a whole lot of big jewish language around it.

Lmao this is what happens when retards thinks that Iran is sunshine and rainbows with wonder waffle missile cities instead of having gone into this crisis with a massive water and financial crisis that's getting worse

>>533332695
Shipborne cruise missiles are even worse for sustained bombardment. And you need to sustain it against modern bunkers and plethora of decoy launchers.

>>533333123
To turdies a trump stubbed toe is like a massive W for them.

Turdies would celebrate Trumps door dash being 2 minutes late.

> Iran’s FM spox Esmaeil Baqaei:

>Iran pursued that the ceasefire in Lebanon also be based on the April 8 understanding; the ceasefire happened last night. A great deal of effort was made from various sides for this matter. Therefore, it was decided that the part related to Iran's commitments - which I emphasize again is nothing new and is the implementation of the same April 8 commitment - be carried out. That is, the movement of commercial vessels with Iran's coordination. Araghchi's tweet was within the framework of the April 8 ceasefire agreement.

>Media and people should not pay attention to the opposing side's media game. They have contradictory positions. Iran is the guardian of the Strait of Hormuz and wherever necessary, in implementing measures that guarantee the interests and rights of the Iranian nation, it shows no leniency.

pools open only if you pay the toll. the market prefers that over uncertainty so we giga pump.

>>533333123
now do vietnam

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an underground USAF proof missile base is a mans dream
you will never have a missile city, why even life?


why is life so unfair bros it is not fair

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>>533333075
Is it a return to status quo? If Iran is charging a toll it certainly isn't.

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>>533332934
Posting in a Trump thread!

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>>533333123
Don't forget the other dead niggers.

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>>533332705
uhhh bros.... IDF LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!

I would let them capture me and make me their goytoy sex slave if you catch my drift

>>533333129
>Why did Iran really agree to open Hormuz? Does Iran want to be wiped off the map?

'Hormuz open' just means open for business if you pay your tax to iran.

you are a gay shill who became a shill for the gay comraderie

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>>533332443
The Leader was killed.
the first, second and third ranks were killed.
Rocket platforms destroyed.
Rocket depots destroyed.
Air Force weaponry and airfields were destroyed.
The Navy was sunk.
Bridges were destroyed.
Railways destroyed.
Factories were destroyed.
Nuclear facilities were destroyed.
The Strait of Hormuz was opened.

and Thus Iran emerged victorious.

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TRUMP WON

>>533332833
>>533332999
>>533333071
How are the kikes magically going to benefit when they are becoming an international pariah state and they got cucked from bombing Lebanon? What the hell did you want Iran to do, keep firing missiles and then they get all their infrastructure bombed again? They're even getting toll booths, this whole thread makes me think this is all JIDF pretending to be Iranian supporters and seed doubts into people.

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>MAGA base is demoralized permanently due to Trump selling out to Israel
>TPUSA dead, the future is entirely Dem
>The US about to become a permanent one party rule Dem state where you're forced to worship trannies, migrants, feminists, etc forever

And they'll claims this as a "victory" the right losing the US politically forever so they could bomb Iran for a month.

>>533333128
>nooo nato didn't even halp us

Miga into not projecting for 2.5 seconds: challenge impossible.

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>>533333129
Iran does not control the Hormuz, the US does.

>>533333205

I hope Iranian civilians are digging/drilling underground shelters right now before the next and possibly final round of war with the jews.

Is the schism between islam sects like Shii and Sunni bigger or smaller than that of Catholicism and Protestantism?

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Something is about to happen in Cuba
>MQ-4 Triton lurking around the Island

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>>533333141
>Lmao this is what happens when retards thinks that Iran is sunshine and rainbows with wonder waffle missile cities instead of having gone into this crisis with a massive water and financial crisis that's getting worse

miga unironically belives this.

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>>533333211
More yumm yumm!

>>533333239
lol - pissrael sucks at everything

>>533333310
I wouldn't be too sure. The right is PRIMMED for an anti-Israel candidate. I genuinely think Vance is going to get outflanked in the primary by a hard-core anti israel candidate.

>>533332833
>>533332999
cope, seethe and dilate, tranny.

>>533332885
They are truly the worst negotiators on the planet.

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>>533333331
>the US does

Purely psychologically, of course.

>>533332443
America is still flooding troops and material into the Middle East. Anyone who thinks this is over is an idiot. Trump is just trying to get breathing room for the shock of the second round.

>Miggers spamming the thread
>Pessimistic doomers on the other side
Subhumans everywhere

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we should take new york city and put it in israel so we can make sure jews dominate the eastern hemisphere and keep the western hemisphere nice and christian. what do you guys think of my plan?

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>>533332443
>Iran said we can have the uranameium, so that’s cool. They definitely wanna hangout. My mom is gonna buy pizza rolls.

>>533333300

faggot, Trump and the jews are not about to stop jewing for a single second.

Destruction of Iran's infrastructure, and probably Lebanon's, is an inevitability.
You don't make deals with jews just so they can jew you even more under more favorable conditions to the jews.

ps: your infrastructure's destruction is probably inevitable too, even if you don't want to think about it.

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>>533332995
I don't think the jamboy meme is even real. The jam would be full of bugs and filth and generally not even edible. Sounds like nonsense, like buckbreaking

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>>533333384
Have you heard of anything like this for cath v prot in the 21c?

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>>533333027
>>533333300

KSA nigger, you were granted your fucking country on a silver fucking platter when you went to fucking PARIS and begged for it like a fucking dog. and they gave it to you. just stfu and stop pretending you are nothing but a vassal state.
utterly disgusting.

Check picrel motherfucker, check fucking picrel when you ever consider taking the social media posts of trump again. retard.

ok now i cooled down.
israel is not going to let this oppurtunity go to waste.
they have the US Navy parked right next to Irans doorstep. currently the US navy is massing more troops as they refuel and rearm.

if you think they are going to let this shit cool down when they have a golden opportunity like this is utter stupidity.

and not to mention, the trumps posts and Irans statements do no match. they are contradicting from the get go.
so stop falling for this PUMPnDUMP feel good story again.
we had this many many times since this shit started.
again check picrel for that.

>>533333384
Comparable. Both have many ecumenists now despite anathematizing the other side for centuries.

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>>533333331
Trump would lead merchant vessels into a minefield just to not let Iran dictate the route.

>>533333393
>>533333494
>Save me chatgpt!!
Lol
Lmao

>>533333331
Araghchi is the worst negotiator and it was right for the US to leave him as the sole negotiator. He gave up all of Iran's advantages for nothing.

>>533333300
they aren't it's only spergs on the street they'll pay some lipservice to said spergs on the street - to make them go home - but noone uptop actually gives a shit. i am sure that graffiti'd palestine flag is turning the tide.

>>533333333

>>533333310
I didn’t like the war but I LOVE IT NOW BECAUSE WE WON!!! More Trump please!
t. The American Undecided

>>533333536
bugs is just extra protein. you sound like a liberal. not even willing to eat a few bugs for that dat nice jam

>>533333310

Joe Kent is a cia glownigger being groomed for the white house, because the jews know Rubio and Vance are getting irreparably damaged with this Iran war op.

Probably put Tucker in the VP slot, and their entire presidency will be about fighting anti-semitism and protecting the jewish ruling class.

>>533333530
>>533333566
You are subhuman faggots and I'm not going to bother with any of you.

>>533333495
It’s possible that donke has gone off the script. False flag/Epstein leak incoming.

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I can't believe that Israel was the biggest winner by far in this war.
They suffered the least amount of damage and actually met their sole goal of seriously degrading the Iranian threat for years to come, and they all did it on Uncle Sam's dime.

Everyone else like America, Iran, or even China are getting mixed results.
Or worse like Lebanon who is the ultimate loser.

How does Israel do it?

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fuckin clown world man

>>533333651
Same, I'm starting to think Trump knows what he's doing and Iran is that stupid like he assumed.

>>533333668
>their entire presidency will be about fighting anti-semitism and protecting the jewish ruling class.
Nah the WASP/Freemason faction of the CIA is trying to wrestle control of the Empire from ZOG.

>>533333517

>I hate Israel
>What's wrong with MBS, he's a good guy, can't help being pro-Israel

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>>533333519
we just nuke both and include the dc and london swamps aloso, and now everyone is happy.

Why did Iran agree to open the strait without a corresponding lifting of the US blockade? Did they already get some frozen assets in return?

>>533332443
>FRIDAY TruthSocial PUMPnDUMP. Conradictions GALORE
QRD? I heard Trump say that Iran would never close the strait again which seems a little optimistic but what else?

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>>533333517
>Subhuman
Oh, that's rich.

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>>533333672
of course fucking of course moron.
go to your happy place and repost trumps socials.
you got this world sorted.

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>>533333702
>Hand over uranium
>hell no!
>So you have uranium?
Please glass Israel, Iran. Do it. Don't be like the pope... Don't be weak on foreign policy.

>>533333668
joe kent and tucker are glow niggers but meant to boost vance to a more limited pro israel policy, still extremely zogged up

>>533333682
I think that weird Melania press conference points to this being possible but Trump himself is so embedded with Jews that I don't think he would actually betray them.

>>533333384
More or less the same?
Though this war has brought a lot of sympathies from Sunnis around me towards Shias.
It was always a rumor that Saudi pays money to incite hatred against Shia in here, but recently people realize that it is true. Some famous religious influencers got exposed as being funded by Saudi when they started to ask people to question the legitimacy of Iranian regime in this war, while praising Saudi and indirectly Israel.

So, thanks Trump, you contributes to unity in Islam.

>>533333470
>I genuinely think Vance is going to get outflanked in the primary by a hard-core anti israel candidate.
massie???

>>533333702
Whoever believes what trump is saying is a certified retard
It is obvious that it's all market manipulation

>>533333593
facts and miga are like oil and water, strictly incompatible.

>>533333384
Both dogmas have subcategories, the biggest main difference is that of the “Ruling Rights”. Sunni claim descendance from the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and Shia claim the Ruler must be picked from the Ummah by a Council of Sages (or equivalent). Every Shia must send 20% of his income back to his region where Shia is defended (Irak or Iran), Sunnis just pay taxes that goes to the State.
The difference is not as deep as with Protestants and Catholics, but there are many things that Shia do, and Sunni dont. Like “temporary Marriage” which can be used as a legal short cut for prostitution, Sunnis dont have that, they just hire hookers and pay them with no contract.
Then there are some preachers on both sides that say shit that is so outlandish which sole goal is to divide the Ummah, those are zionist implants speaking Arabic or Persian who try to stir controversy.

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>>533333536
There’s video

Smuck-Breaking in India (known locally as Zham Zham) lead to 6M "jam boy” golf deaths.
https://youtu.be/K6BIAUUotq4

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>>533333783
>>533333702

DUDE. STOP TAKING TRUMPS SOCIALS SERIOUSLY. ESPECIALLY ON A FUCKING FRIDAY.

HOLY SHIT.

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been waging the last few days instead of pretending to wage so only dipped in and out

whats going on? it seems theres a lot of noise about not a lot and not much actual change

i can't keep up

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>>533333668
JIDF well poisoning

>>533332443
>>533331293
>>533331900
seems a catbox issue anon, try this link
https://n.uguu.se/wJLkjlyx.mp4

It's obvious that the deal is not finalized and they're actually going to fucking talk it out, but then you have MORONS here that immediately spam the thread with AI memes and then the pessimistic doomers that say Iran has fucking lost when they have forced the US to stop the kikes from bombing Lebanon, WHICH THEIR MEDIA ADMITTED AND THE KIKES ON TELEGRAM ARE SEETHING. But yeah, this is all some 5D chess by Trump to bomb Iran (even though if he keeps bombing then the world economy is going to shit). You are all niggers.

>>533333719
>Same, I'm starting to think Trump knows what he's doing and Iran is that stupid like he assumed.

you need to read this, faggot. you are a certified retard or a gay jew:

>>533333853
>Whoever believes what trump is saying is a certified retard
>It is obvious that it's all market manipulation

>>533333863
Lmao cry about your fanfiction being proven wrong to your robot
Only thing that matters is the strait tracker and the market in the end, liberal

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kek

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>>533333794
Get a job, you fucking creep.

>>533333931
DUDE STOP TAKING TRUMPS TWEETS SERIOUSLY.
LOOK MORON. LOOK. GET THE MEMO>>>533333702

>>533332708
Somewhat,kikes and amerimutt actually got to recover freely, those jets get maintained, more bullshit gets transported over, while iran is just clearing mountains which will be blocked again in the next surprise attack.

>>533332833
Yeah, chinks are evil, they dont mind people dying, just not too that much their money affected.

>>533333300
>i-i-international pariah!
Nothing from fifa or other sporting or international bodies, no sanction from eu, nothing from east asia subbugmen except when their oil get cut.Where have you have been? they are the international pariah from like earlier in 90s during the intifada, but since no one is taking serious action, its just useless name calling.
> keep firing missiles and then they get all their infrastructure bombed again
This is how kikes fight, they destroy civilian infra, iran should do the same but they didnt do enough damage.

>>533333785
wtf Japan, I consume your fine literature and no way it's under 80% at least

>>533333911

Joe Kent tweeted his support for invading Iran in 2020.
Remember, it was a jew glownigger who wrote the first book about the JFK assassination not fitting the official narrative.

That's all Joe Kent is doing with the charlie kirk assassination.

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>>533333757
>>533333702

This...I stand with my people (who built this country). I will go to the ends of the earth for Tucker and the WASPs

>>533333668
>Probably put Tucker in the VP slot, and their entire presidency will be about fighting anti-semitism and protecting the jewish ruling class.

Imagine writing this, no joke this is miga brains at full capacity.

>>533334008
OH NO BROS DO NOT BELIEVE THIS THIS IS ALL A LIE BY IRAN THIS IS ACTUALLY A MOVE WHERE THE KIKES ARE READY FOR ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>533334071
dropped pic

>>533333702
Anon, I get it, Trump was our meme candidate in 2016 and it was funny as fuck.
But, 10 whole years have gone by and the b-tard we put in power has let it go to his head fuelled by Jew-cum.
He's gone into 100% lying mode, like a jew (the semen eats its way into his brain).
You cannot believe a single word he says anymore.
Understand this and everything becomes understandable.

>>533333672
GCC nigger aka Pajeet saudi, listen up, you got no respect with your flag, we all think you are a weak closeted faggot who love to chug on jewish cum, spineless pajeet blooded wanna be arab who drink camel piss. No offense but the Roach anon is right. Shit is about to surprise escalate all signs point at that.

>>533333785
>Oh, that's rich.
He's rich. Probably richer than you.

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haven't monitored the situation since the ceasefire what did i miss ?

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>>533334060
YOU LOST TRANNY

>>533333840
>Massie
No, but I suspect he is mulling a Presidential run. He's definitely going to survive his primary challenger though.

>>533334071
>Imagine writing this, no joke this is miga brains at full capacity.

Tucker loves jews as much as trump loves Israel. Just like his daddy, head of cia propaganda.

Jews put Joe Kent in charge of counter-terrorism of the USA, and he quit when it was obvious to everybody that Vance and Rubio were not viable candidates in 2028.

>>533334034
You stupid fuck, I'm following Iranian support accounts and this is where I get my fucking news from. You are slowly going insane and think I give a shit about drumpf's truth xeets. You can have with that faggot American retard that thinks this is all going to shit.

>>533332443
is there a map from today on how far into Lebanon they invaded?

>>533334166
Rape against the wall. In public.

>>533334071
>>533334114

Jews love calling their controlled assets anti-semites.
They call Trump an anti-semite every day.

You are jewish or retarded, or if both, also inbred.

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Iran lost. Trannies lost. Trump won. Enlist now.

>>533334063
>This...I stand with my people (who built this country). I will go to the ends of the earth for Tucker and the WASPs
I don't trust Tucker, but I'd prefer them in charge of the Empire over the kikes.

>>533333536
>I don't think the jamboy meme is even real.
it's as real as the video excerpt from your documentary, anon.

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TRUMP WON
USA WON
ISRAEL WON
MAGA WON

TURDIES SEETHING
COMMIES SEETHING
LIBTARDS SEETHING

WINNING

>>533334136
Morocco nigger, you are the last one to talk when your king signed the Abraham Accord. You're the last person to EVER say to me that I love kike cum. Stupid fucking retards, it's like this general went -40 IQ all of a sudden.

>>533334218
Iranians accounts say things Trump is not saying. And even them are not confident about this peace deal they say it seems like a cease fire not a peace deal, they are still in high alert and have cancelled their Military Parade for this year because of the present doubtful cease fire.

>>533334199
>Tucker loves jews as much as trump loves Israel.
Does he? I think he's a Trojan horse for the kikes. Though day by day he becomes explicitly more anti kike.

>>533334272
>I don't trust Tucker, but I'd prefer them in charge of the Empire over the kikes.

Tucker is the kikes. You mean you prefer George Soros/Labor Party ruling us rather than Netanyahu/Likkud Party.

>>533333384
Much smaller, it's about the chain of guidance after the quran which already covers many aspects of islam. For example Maliki sunnis(most of north africa) don't give a flying fuck about middle eastern problems with shia to the point that middle easterners are surprised when they learn that

>>533334063
they're the ones that brought in the kikes to begin with

>>533334133
managing to literally lie about something every day is pretty impressive in itself

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>>533334218
Yea dude and if you think there will be actual resolution before you see the US Navy leave the region you are nothing but naive.

israel will not, and i repeat, will not let this crisis go to waste. they are not gonna settle for what they got so far. and they have the US Navy parked next to Iran as we speak.
a US Navy that is rearming and refueling as we speak, and also massing more troops.

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>/ptg/ brigading

>>533334338
>Tucker is the kikes.
Actually I think Tucker is the freemasons that controlled the US from the founding till the federal reserve. Another possibility is Thiel

>>533334308
Your countrymen are all on social media like :
>oh we dindu nuffin, le ebil Iranians are attacking us, we must ally more with the zog and defend ourselves against this attack on our sovereign nation
Moroccans are denouncing the Abraham accords and the normalization with Satan.
All GCC niggers are now hated on the same level as kikes or the mutts. You failed bro on all levels.

>>533332443
https://youtu.be/-Fp7w3Jy3yk

>>533334334
>Does he? I think he's a Trojan horse for the kikes. Though day by day he becomes explicitly more anti kike.

Yes, he loves jews and his best friend is a jew and jews dindu nothing and trump's religion is "israelism", and jews are fascinating people like women who are also endlessly fascinating, and why would anybody resent modern women or jews, etc.

dude wears a kabbalah bracelet and pretends to be a christian.

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Some Mossad-linked Persian accounts are having a melty

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my guess is that by sunday we are back at shooting at energy infrastructure

>>533332833
>china impossed
lmao. fake and gay faggot.

>>533334456
>Actually I think Tucker is the freemasons that controlled the US from the founding till the federal reserve. Another possibility is Thiel

Tucker's first job was a mossad media outlet, before jumping to CNN to push the Iraq War for israel in 2003.

High level free mason turns into honorary jew, and high level cia turns into honorary mossad.

Remember, some 50-70% of mossad israeli kikes also hate Netanyahu and the rightward shift of Israeli society.

Even Mirium Adelson prefers Naftali Bennett over Netanyahu.

>>533334199
Ok retard, thats why kikes named him antisemitic of the year, imagine the honour, and i can find at least a dozen articles by kikes directly attacking Tucker and plus retard, have you listened to Tucker since 2023, when he went after kikez with a fury, and he still does, or do you think kikes are unironically genius reverse psychology endorsing Tucker by non stop malignant attacks? Because even then it literally means that the only way Tucker can do your insane "safe the kikes" flipping from Antisemitism Number One, you have to admit outright or implicitly, is to unironically gain the trust of the growing society who hates kikes, and retard, electing him will be much like electing Drumpf to release the files only to "i never promised that" and we know whst the blowback was, expect the same but an order of magnitude more after 2+ more years of kike glazing, not that I think you understand any of that you unironic retarded miga kike.

Lots of kikes on this board today, first time in a month they could leave the bomb shelter.

>>533334524
>IRAN HAS AGREED TO PAY INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS AND COMMIT SUICIDE

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>>533334322
Yeah, because Trump is a well known liar, but he is going to need that peace deal or unless his country is going to get fucked. If he's doing any funny business, the strait gets closed again.

Not bothering with the stupid doomer roach.
>>533334457
Most of the countrymen are shills and everyone that speaks out about anything gets jailed or killed. LEARN TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

>All GCC niggers are now hated on the same level as kikes or the mutts
At the very least, you should be nice to Bahraini anon, they go out, get jailed or die and he's the one that's most honest compared to everyone. Including you by the way.

>>533334582
>lmao. fake and gay faggot.

china is Iran's only oil customer, pretty much. 90% of Iran's oil is for China. Which amounts to 10-15% of China's oil imports.

China was the key to Russia winning in Ukraine, because China did not join the sanctions on Russia as the jews demanded of china.

>>533334465
>he loves jews and his best friend is a jew and jews dindu nothing and trump's religion is "israelism", and jews are fascinating people like women who are also endlessly fascinating, and why would anybody resent modern women or jews, etc.
His audience is boomers and gen xers. There's a process to redpilling. He's very gradually taking them through that process, which will likely be done by 28. For fucks sake anon I was a israel firster growing up in the church, it took time to get me to be anti israel then anti jew.

>>533334524
If it is to be tit for tat, Iran would kill all of the US personnel who arrive there and close the strait again.

>>533332514
Trump is just spewing out random shit to pump up the stock market as much as possible, Iran doesn't have a clue what he's going on about.

>>533334629
>Ok retard, thats why kikes named him antisemitic of the year,

you forgot to say that kikes never lie.

And that type of kikery is only going to escalate as the US goyim become more and more anti-semitic.
The jews will call Vance or Rubio anti-semitic in 2028 if Joe Kent doesn't run.

Kikes need to call their puppets anti-semites now. Do you get it yet, faggot?

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>>533334641
no it is just /ptg/ morons brigading.
the tragedy is that this board has turned into a repost machine of trumps social.
it is all election tourists taking him at every word.

iran already denied many things trump claimed today.
it is a shithow man.

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You can pass, but it'll cost you

>>533334598
I'm aware. I think we'll know for sure soon. He's pushed his audience from skepticism of Israel to downright hatred of the Jewish lobby.

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>>533333128
shalom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1a92Y4qxo

>>533334185
>No, but I suspect he is mulling a Presidential run. He's definitely going to survive his primary challenger though.
who do you think are the viable anti-Israel candidates on the Republican side?

>>533334081
>faggot whose wrong 95% of the time is now right
lmao

>>533333931
>they have forced the US to stop the kikes from bombing Lebanon, WHICH THEIR MEDIA ADMITTED AND THE KIKES ON TELEGRAM ARE SEETHING
They are always seething, dont buy it. They want stuff for free and without consequences.

>>533334691
>he is going to need that peace deal or unless his country is going to get fucked
‘His’ country is owned by Jews whose only loyalty is to Israel.

>>533334524
>plans to
so coping

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wtf is going on even

>>533333384
how far has Iran now claimed the crown as 'geopolitical leader of the Islamic world' and negated the question of whether Turkey or Saudi Arabia are the leader?

>>533334843
>who do you think are the viable anti-Israel candidates on the Republican side?
Right now none exist in public. My suspicion is that there will be a big primary and some unknown will emerge. Vance is going to be squeezed out. Of that I'm sure.

>>533334598
What's the goal of anti-netanyahu/rightward israel? Same shit for Israel but slower or more significant than that?

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>>533333702
Hormussy Status

>>533334922
the problem is god forbid trump keep his mouth shut for 2 seconds

>>533332573
>israel wins
Iran hasn’t collapsed to make room for greater Israel, so they haven’t won shit. They can’t even beat Hezbollah

>>533334708
>His audience is boomers and gen xers. There's a process to redpilling. He's very gradually taking them through that process, which will likely be done by 28. For fucks sake anon I was a israel firster growing up in the church, it took time to get me to be anti israel then anti jew.

Re-read your below statement and think about how it caused you to write the retarded shit above it:

>>533334708
>I was a israel firster growing up in the church

You were born a sucker rube, and you're still a sucker rube. You only broke through one layer of the onion of your mental prison.

You are fucking retarded without a shred of cynicism in your brain. And you can't just turn that on, I bet.
All you've done is replaced the jew worship with Tucker worship.
You're always on your knees with your mind closed, now and since you were born.

And it took a literal genocide in gaza just to get your noggin' joggin' ever so slightly.

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>>533334922
You are the only anon here that is posting proper shit.
kudos to you.
have a cat on me.

What a boring ass war, I guess we could go back to bombing Gaza for now.

so trump lied about everything again

>>533334819
>I'm aware. I think we'll know for sure soon. He's pushed his audience from skepticism of Israel to downright hatred of the Jewish lobby.

yeah but Trump ran the same scheme in 2024 election, running against Kamala/Biden's genocide in Gaza and the endless wars for jewish interests like Ukraine and GWOT.

>>533335088
of course fucking of course.
CHECK THE TITLE AND THE HEADER OF THIS THREAD.

>PUMPnDUMP FRIDAY EDITION

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>>533334250
>Jews love calling their controlled assets anti-semites.
>They call Trump an anti-semite every day.

Kikes into not lying for one breath, all you have to do is show one three day period where kikes accused trump of antisemitism, it has to be from his current presidency, you won't and can't because you're a vike kike lying about everything and anything in palpable desperation, very transparent and pathetic.

>>533335088
youd think people would catch on

>>533334922
>We were toootally gonna attack Israel guys
Pathetic

>>533334898
>‘His’ country is owned by Jews whose only loyalty is to Israel.

and trump is one of them, just like MBS's mother is a jew.
Saudi bro is Saudi slow.

>>533335148
Pump and Trump
Trump and Dump

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>>533335072

>>533334959
>Right now none exist in public. My suspicion is that there will be a big primary and some unknown will emerge. Vance is going to be squeezed out. Of that I'm sure.
yup Vance has damp-squibbed bigtime.

>>533334922
>Even more evidence that Iran forced America's hands
I expect an apology from the morons here and also for being rude to me for no reason at all.

>>533335207
good one.

>>533334922
Strongly worded letter bros! we WON
>>533334524
lmao, next to the burnt c130 carcass?

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So, when will some mossad plant in the IRGC do the funny and be ordered by Bibi to send Iranian missiles on some Gulf state?

>>533335227
massie will likely be president. its the only option. dems and repubs are shilled with aipac.

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>>533335227
You drink cow pee.

>>533332514
Funny things happened conveniently just before the April 21st futures crude rollover

>>533335164
Traders have an incentive not to catch on
>>533335286
He is the our best chance but do not be surprised of he magically transforms into a soft zionist after getting elected

>>533334801
>>533334250
>it's 4D Jewish chess
Sure bro

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vile disgusting kike can only cope and seethe in response on these categorical day and night differences:

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>>533334922
Good call. I'll copy the current news items from Tasnim (English).
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>Reopening of Hormuz Strait
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – An informed source close of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council (SNSC) clarified new dimensions of the Iran-US agreement on the Strait of Hormuz under the two-week ceasefire.
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>Iran Announces Reopening of Hormuz Strait Amid Ceasefire
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi announced on Friday that the Strait of Hormuz will remain fully open to commercial vessels for the remaining period of ceasefire.
---
>Nobody Dares Attack Iran, Cleric Says, Warns Against Trusting US
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – No country would dare attack Iran, Tehran’s interim Friday prayers leader Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami said, emphasizing that even if such an attempt were made, it would yield no results.
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>Iran Ready to Combat Any Threat: Army Chief
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Commander of the Iranian Army Major General Amir Hatami stressed the country’s full military preparedness to confront threats and aggression, stating that the Armed Forces remain vigilant and ready to respond decisively.
---
>Fire aboard USS Dwight D. Eisenhower Injures 3 Sailors
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - Three sailors were injured Tuesday by a fire aboard the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, the Navy said Thursday.

I miss Larijani bros

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>>533335404
>Pakistan Welcomes Lebanon Ceasefire, Backs Efforts for Lasting Regional Peace
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif on Friday welcomed the announcement of a ceasefire in Lebanon, expressing hope that the development would pave the way for sustainable peace in the region.
---
>UK's Starmer Faces Calls to Resign as Mandelson Row Reignites
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - British Prime Minister Keir Starmer on Friday faced renewed calls from his political opponents to resign after it was revealed that his former ambassador to the United States failed security vetting and was still allowed to take up the job.
---
>IRGC: Iranian Armed Forces Ready to Deliver Crushing Response to Aggression
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – The Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) said the Iranian Armed Forces remain in full combat readiness with their finger on the trigger, warning that any act of aggression by the US and the Zionist regime will be met with a decisive and devastating response.
---
>People Show Support for Iran’s Leadership, Armed Forces
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Thousands of people took to the streets in Iran’s central city of Isfahan to express support for Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Mojtaba Khamenei and the Iranian Armed Forces that fought against US-Israeli war of aggression for 40 days.
---
>President Urges Coordination of Monetary Policies to Maintain Economic Stability in Wartime
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian emphasized that preserving financial stability under wartime conditions requires full coordination among monetary policy institutions, as 40 days of brutal US-Israeli strikes on Iran have damaged infrastructures.

Will this be a replay of the thing where Trump agreed to the 10 points from Iran on truthsocial but somehow the pakistanis didn't give him the correct 10 points?

>>533334811
That’ll be two million yuan plus tip.

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>>533335451
>Bomb Threat Targets Pope Leo XIV's Brother as Tensions Rise Over Anti-War Rhetoric
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - A bomb threat targeting the Illinois home of Pope Leo XIV's brother was reported and later deemed unsubstantiated, police said, amid escalating rhetoric following US President Donald Trump's public attacks on the pontiff over his opposition to the war with Iran.
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>UN Chief Welcomes Israeli-Lebanese Ceasefire, Urges Compliance
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres welcomed the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon and called upon all parties to observe its provisions, his Spokesperson Stephane Dujarric said.
---
>Iran Condemns Bahrain-Drafted UN Resolution as Politically Motivated
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Iran’s UN ambassador denounced a Bahrain-backed draft resolution as biased and unlawful, defending the veto by China and Russia as necessary to prevent escalation and protect international law.
---
>Iranian Lego Videos Amplify Anti-US, Anti-Zionist Narrative in Digital Arena
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - Iranian creators are deploying viral Lego-style animations to confront decades of US aggression and the Israeli regime’s criminal actions, using symbolic storytelling to reshape global opinion amid ongoing conflict, analysts say.

>>533332514
trump won
iran lost
beware of shills

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>>533335491
>Venezuela Says IMF Resumes Ties after Years of Suspension
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - Venezuela has resumed relations with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) after years of suspension, acting President Delcy Rodriguez said Thursday.
---
>US Homeland Security Secretary Says Acting ICE Director to Step Down
TEHRAN (Tasnim) - US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin announced Thursday that acting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) director Todd Lyons is stepping down from his role at the end of May.
---
>Iran Slams US Sanctions Threat as ‘Economic Terrorism’
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Spokesperson for the Iranian Foreign Ministry Esmaeil Baqaei strongly condemned recent US rhetoric on increasing economic pressure against Tehran, describing such policies as “economic terrorism” and crimes against humanity.
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>TEHRAN (Tasnim) – Iran welcomed the announcement of a ceasefire in Lebanon, stressing the need for the complete withdrawal of the Israeli regime from occupied areas in southern Lebanon, the release of all prisoners, and the return of displaced persons to their homes.
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>Pezeshkian Hails Pakistan’s Role in Truce, Highlights Iran’s Push for Regional Peace, Stability
TEHRAN (Tasnim) – The Iranian president praised Islamabad’s role in mediation and establishing a ceasefire in the US-Israeli war on Iran, saying Tehran seeks lasting peace and stability in the region while pursuing the Iranian nation’s rights within the framework of international law.

>>533335186
Another two to three months in the rat bunker and another ten thousand "injured" kikes

>>533335416
He's in Valhalla now

>>533334996
>What's the goal of anti-netanyahu/rightward israel? Same shit for Israel but slower or more significant than that?

basically yes. Alex Soros did an interview with Ynet (israel newspaper) in 2016 or so, talking about how he and his father George Soros are zionists, but more liberal Yitsak Rabin Zionists.

I'm so fucking sick of my stupid fellow goyim gushing praise at "good jews" who criticize Netanyahu, as if doing so makes these "good Jews" "anti-Zionist Jews".


The smarter, more faggy world jewry jews know that Ben-Gvir level retardation isn't good for Israel and world jewry.

So does Tucker Carlson. Even Mirium Adelson knows that, and supports Naftali Bennett.

"Don't blame the Jews" is the underlying message of every "good Jew" and also of Tucker Carlson and everybody like him who glows, like Joe Kent.

>>533335286
Massie is pro-immigration tho because he's a lolbertarian, notice he never says a word about ICE or mass deportations
Tucker is a better option

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>>533335362
they already killed his wife and literally bragged about it and mercilessly spam mocked him like a vile kike can't help themselves with, but sure, theres a possibility that kikes can still triumph, and this is the face of the "there's a probability" cope:

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All Your Strait Are Belong To Us

>>533332999
China wants the US dragged into a forever war but doesn't want to oil to stop flowing for years potentially.

Once we started hitting their industry they had no choice but to start hitting GC refineries.
That's what started the ceasefire.

Iran had nothing else to do but take the energy offline. At that point America would go home and sell oil to EU and CN for record profits.

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>>533335558
>All Your Strait Are Belong To Us
I have some bad new for you...

>>533335535
Right, we're suffering so much that 80% of the public wants to keep fighting Iran and Lebanon

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what the FUCK is nuclear dust?

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>>533335556
What's the Saudi foreign minister doing leaning into that car

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>>533334996
>What's the goal of anti-netanyahu/rightward israel? Same shit for Israel but slower or more significant than that?

Every "good Jew" voice in media/podcast world still hates white gentiles with a passion, still supports maximum Jewish control, still supports minimum Jewish accountability, and still supports consolidating Jewish power even more, WEF-you'll-own-nothing style.

>>533335686
probably his uncle

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>>533335650
If you grind up magic beans, you get nuclear dust. Iran is giving away a bunch of high quality nuclear dust. Nobody has ever received a gift like this. Very honorable gift. A great win for Trump!

>>533335636
>Actually wants to fight for Hasedic NEETs that do nothing but read Torah all day
Lmao

>>533335636
Two wars with Iran and twice you begged for ceasefire. That's two nil to Iran by my count.

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We should make Somaliland a state and then call it the Great American Straight

>>533335362
he wont shift. epstein has shown that and yes they are trying to sink him. MTG had an issue or some sort of blackmail that sunk her so he hasnt budged yet though.

>>533335539
So you're pro-Netanyahu then? Because you think his rule is more likely to lead to full Israel nukeification than the steady hand of liberal Jews

>>533333931
>stop kikes bombing
They havent

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Geg.

>>533335542
no he isnt. not even arguing with you on the point.

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>>533335072

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>>533335503
lolololololololololololololol, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, unironic shill hapoy to lie about what happened, lolol. Shill if Drumpfer won anything shills like you would be unironically spamming the third part source that confirmed or validated the win, instead all you shills and kikes alike have make belief straight from Donnie the Nigger himself, and only that.
>>533332514
Drumpf lied about nuke deal.
Exaggerated the Strait is open, not specifying that it's in Iranians control, completely, and only Iranian vetted ships are passing, and only after securing toll, and finally they issued a warning saying nothing will enter or leave if the us blockade still exists, literally whipped thefloor with donnie the duck.

>>533335160
>Kikes into not lying for one breath, all you have to do is show one three day period where kikes accused trump of antisemitism, it has to be from his current presidency, you won't and can't because you're a vike kike lying about everything and anything in palpable desperation, very transparent and pathetic.

Tucker didn't even interview Fuentes until Charlie Kirk was killed and Fuentes started protecting Israel and pretending a lone nut killed Charlie.

Fuentes made a deal with the kikes after Charlie died, and he immediately appeared on every mainstream podcast afterward.

Piers Morgan, Tucker, Louder with Crowder, Infotainment/Bet David podcast, etc.

Then Fuentes said Epstein was awesome.

>>533335885
is that you egypt bro?

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Strait is Open
and
Shills are Seething

>>533335686
demonstrating what subhuman behaviour is like, and the face behind it.

>>533335286
>massie will likely be president. its the only option. dems and repubs are shilled with aipac.

Massie is controlled too, probably through blackmail.

You faggots really think we're gonna magically get a non-jewed up president all of sudden.

>>533332635
the IDF soliders are literally eating slop

>>533335906
Is Dan Bilzarian controlled by Israel too bro? Is he one of their secret agents part of the master Israel plan to control everything?

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>>533335847
hes real he just isnt on the anti hezbo side

>>533335373
>Sure bro

that's basic diversion, like a no look pass in basketball.
Is a no look pass some impossible 4-d chess, or is it a simple diversion?

cockney faggot.

>trump is saying again they won in the first 2 days

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>>533335920
it is turkbro :)

Trump’s post essentially say that Iran surrendered with no concessions. How could that possibly be the case? Did Iran really cuck this bad?

>>533335827
>So you're pro-Netanyahu then?

is that your conclusion? You jumped to the most retarded conclusion possible?

cockney trash.

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Iran COMPLETELY cucked
Shills are COPING with the little morsels of propaganda the SHITlamic Regime is putting out

sad

>>533336008
I just think you're giving them too much credit, that's all. And that you're overstating the extent to which Israel "controls" their opposition.

>>533334922
This is exactly why Trump forced the cease fire on Satanyahu, which triggered the kikes to seethe

>>533332705
glove on the right doesnt even seem to match her finger position. lmao. yes that determination includes a bulky glove before youstart coping.

>>533335968
mutt are eating lower end of goy slop
>kosher slop> fency goy feed>goy slop> mutt military slop

>>533335980
>Is Dan Bilzarian controlled by Israel too bro? Is he one of their secret agents part of the master Israel plan to control everything?

Well, dan probably started out controlled by the jews, yes.
Just like that Mario Nafwal crypto influencer faggot right now.

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>>533336043
nice to see you man.
i am baking the next one now but will leave the bakery to you after.

>>533335906
>Tucker didn't even

You are trying to pulpit like a kike, when nobody was talking about fuents or what he did, or who is interviewing Tucker, all without a modicum of connection to, reiterated for your retarded kike self:

PROVE ONE THREE DAY PERIOD WHERE ANY MEDIA ACCUSED TRUMP OF BEING ANTISEMITIC, LIKE YOU CLAIMED HERE KIKE:>>533334250
>They call Trump an anti-semite every day.


You can't wont, because you're a vile disgusting kike.

>>533336043
Egyptbro, my advice to you is to enjoy your friday night and stop bothering with this thread.

Bondibros, the Dow is getting close to 50k again...

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>>533335852
cope

>>533335767
Our enemies don't differentiate between useful jews and useless jews, so as much as it pains me, I'm inevitably on the same side as the useless ultra orthodox
>>533335770
>Israel is the one that asked for a ceasefire
You live in the same universe as the syrian girl and chirinotard, don't you?

>>533332443
>didn't sink a single american ship
let me guess they are saving those missiles for a very special occassion!

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Iran should start mass producing VX to deter the jews from nuking them. The poison sticks to the ground as a microscopic aerosol for weeks and most the Israeli shelters don't have the filters and hermetic seals to keep it out. Even a single Shahed could depopulate a quarter of Tel Aviv

>>533336098
>I just think you're giving them too much credit, that's all.

their entire motto for 2000 years is "By way of deception, thou shalt do war".

You're just fucking dumb, that's all. How do you think Nathan Rothschild took control of the bank of england after Waterloo?

He knew Napoleon lost, but he started selling stocks as if he knew that Napoleon had won, so all the English traders started selling everything in a panic, and then Rothschild quietly started buying up English stocks/bonds for pennies on the dollar.

>>533336150
I don't think he is, I think he's one of our guys. It's possible to hate Israel so much that you start to believe even erstwhile fellow travellers against Israel are secret agents in the employ of Mossad.

>>533335920
no
last of happening

> Israeli Broadcasting Authority: The draft agreement between Washington and Tehran was sent to the Leader of the Revolution in Iran for approval.
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> Trump: Israel must stop its attacks in Lebanon and refrain from blowing up buildings.
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> Commander of the Iranian Army’s Naval Force: Trump’s talk about a naval blockade of Iran is just words. Iran is the one managing the Strait of Hormuz. It is Trump who has blockaded his own friends at sea, not us.
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> CBS: Direct talks between Washington and Tehran may resume on Monday, with no final date yet set.

>>533336193
>cope
could any candidate that would increase costs for casino owners, large farmers and meatpackers could win the R nomination?

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Iran SHOULD
Iran COULDA
Iran WOULDA
but Iran DIDN'T

because

IRAN
LOST

>>533336214
Yeah, one where the US puts there ships within 1000km of Iran instead of hiding in the deep ocean

>>533336248
dude you are confusing yourself with the gif lord egyptian baker. with all due respect.

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>>533336150
>nobody was talking about fuents or what he did, or who is interviewing Tucker,

from his own image he posted, faggot.
The red circle means that's the relevant part, you fucking retard.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lkymzz6KJc

>Iran opens strait of hormuz

now USA is blocking hormuz while Iran isn't? TOP KEK?

>>533335906
>Piers Morgan, Tucker, Louder with Crowder
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE RETARDED KIKE IS EXPOSED AND TRIES TO PUT ANTISEMITIC OF THE YEAR WITH SHABBAT GOYS LIKE CROWDER AND NO JOKE PIERS MORGAN, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I DIDN'T EVEN READ THAT COPE PULPIT OF "NOO YU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ITS JUST KIKE MASTERMINDS, ALSO BET david is called an antisemitic every single day and he doesn't even glaze kikes pin, literally, every single instance he can, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

>>533336239
I know all that. Your belief that they control all things and cannot ever be defeated is wrong.

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LMAO the BROWNIES are QUIBBLING over who their favorte GRIFTER is

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shills in SHAMBLES

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>>533336248
yes my bad I just had lunch