>CONTRADICTIONS GALORE

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>>533336790

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Iran: giving EVERYTHING that the US wants
US: gives NOTHING to Iran

you know what that means?
Iran LOST
Trump WON

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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> Commander of the Iranian Navy, Shahram Irani, on U.S. President Donald Trump using the word “blockade”:
“One is left amazed that this person has used the term naval blockade, whereas this is the very definition of banditry and piracy.”
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> Commander of the Iranian Navy, Shahram Irani, stated that “others” need Iran and that their respective demands must also be met. He also said that Trump blocked himself and that Iran is not blockaded:
“Others need us; they need the Strait of Hormuz, and their requirements must be met.
As for his talk of a blockade, well, he has first besieged himself and his so‑called friends.
We are not the ones being besieged.”
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> Commander of the Iranian Navy, Shahram Irani, stated that every day ships are passing through the Strait of Hormuz under Iranian guidance:
“Every day, ships that observe protocol and possess international understanding are passing through.
We even provide cover for them and they face no issues.
Even when others issue warnings, these commercial ships ignore them and continue their route because they belong to nations like China, India, Australia, Korea, or Japan.
They pass through and go on their way.”
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> Commander of the Iranian Navy, Shahram Irani, stated that Iran is fighting against two “sinister regimes,” referencing the United States and Israel:
“We are not at war with the world; we are at war with two sinister regimes. We will not allow them to pass.”

it was in farsi so webm are bit of work

>>533336790
Its hilarious how weak the world in general is. That's my biggest take away from the whole US/Israel/Iran thing, even the Ukraine/Russia thing. Everyone is just...weak. If this were the 60s, the US would have just bombed and bombed Iran until they surrendered or everyone was dead. The US even did this in the OG Iraq war. Why is everyone so afraid of 'MUH WAR CRIMES' now?

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>>533336831
TRUMP. ALWAYS. WINS.

MAGA

In what world is Iran giving up enriched uranium a loss?

They will go from no nukes and sanctioned by the entire world to no nukes and wildly rich + economically allowed to breathe for the first time in decades.

>>533336851
Trump will invade Cuba shortly. We will get lots of /cig/ shitposting threads.

>>533336905
people don’t want war anymore

>>533336831
>giving EVERYTHING that the US wants
you are negotiating your capitulation now, you lost tranny and you know it

how to drone dwarf max?

>>533336923
Iran opened the strait, gave up their uranium and had their military bombed to dust.

Somehow this is an IRANNIE TRANNIE WIN. lmao

Trump won. Israel won. USA won.

BROWNS SEETHING.

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When do we call it quits? thread has ben boring for two weeks. And i Didn't get my sephardic gf ;(

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>>533336920
>>533336905
>>533336831
>>533336953
YOU LOST TRANNY

>>533336905
>The US even did this in the OG Iraq war.
US doesnt have the political capital to coordinate a world-spanning coalition of either willing participants or willing cooperators like we did in Iraq. Different ball game

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>>533336831
>>533336920
>the MIGA shills have stopped including "ISRAEL WINS"

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>>533337017
YOU LOST TRANNY

>>533337021
Hormuz status?

>>533336923
It isn’t. But they’re only going to get no nukes + economic development because the US forced them to.
They lost the war. Might end up winning the peace assuming Israel doesn’t try to Balkanize them or something retarded

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>>533337041
Open through the virtual toll booth. Yuan and BTC are accepted. Trump so far chickened out. Let's see of he does some spastic shit regardless.

>>533336905
Iran didn't have 10 times as many standoff munitions as the USA did in the 60s
now it seems they may

>>533337114
I dont see how getting more than you started with + surviving regime change in a defensive war is a "loss", but ok.

>>533336998
Israel's objective was collapse of the regime and they failed. Iran is still standing, which is a de facto Iranian W.

yep, easy america / trump victory as always, you can see the shills are big mad

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>>533337017
sorry she was gapped by bim

>>533337114
>the US "forced" Iran to accept the status quo ante, except now they make an extra hundreds of billions of dollars per year

>>533337126
I don't really think so. Did the US even carpet bomb Iran at all in this 'war'? It just seemed like the US was doing mostly smaller percision strikes rather than 'shock and awe' tactics (IE kill everything).

>>533337126
because back in the day those were cheap.
now they cost a fucking fortune because you have a MIC that is spoiled to hell and back with "too big to fail" contracts like the F-35.

All your military projects are either cancelled or they end up costing at least 10 times the original budget they had for allocation.

>>533337040
Hormussy is open fren. ;)
>>533337189
get better bait <3

>>533337117
>BTC
what could iran do with that?

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so is the war over or is the war not over?

nothing is making sense

>>533337114
Remind me, which plan was used as the basis for the ceasefire?
Trump's 15pt plan?
Or Iran's 10pt plan?

Who urged the Pakistanis to broke the ceasefire?
Iran or Trump?

>>533337249
put it on binance and sell it to michael saylor

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>>533337247
Not for you, kike.
>>533337249
Buy drugs and weapons. No, I actually don't know what crypto they are accepting exactly. I could check it out.

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>>533337247
sorry mate she busy with Hezbollah they will busy time you know

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>>533337114
lolol we lost 13 of our 14 me bases, abandoned either before being completely destroyed or after, and you are unironically writing kike copes that are completely removed from reality about Iran concessions, pure hopimu of the lowest grade, comparable with shooting up toilet floor meth for a fix.

>>533337218
if you paid attention there was a significant chance that Iranian air defense remained intact to such a degree that America could not bring gravity bombs + JDAMs to bear en masse. hence why the conflict was a competition of standoff munitions and interdiction. Iran had practically no interdiction compared to the United States but the ceasefire was called at pretty much the exact moment that all analysts were saying that the Americans were running out of cruise missiles and interceptors in theater. at the same time Iran announced that they had 3,000 ballistic missiles and over 10,000 shaheds left in their arsenal. make of that what you will.

Very bad sign for Iran that they have not clarified what’s going on. This sounds like abject surrender from them and they can’t even spin it as a victory to their angry population.

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>>533337284
dont take trumps social media posts at face value.
you can check picrel if are that naive.

there are so many contradictions and the US navy is currently rearming and refueling while amassing more troops.

trumps new statements are for nothing but making billions on the market. classic friday pumpNdump.

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>>533337117
>Uses BTC for transactions to fight the Yahoods
>Gets hacked by some Mossad faggot from Tel Aviv
nothing personal goy, just business!

>>533336905
America is terrified of repeating Vietnam

>>533337369
They literally said they're following the agreement they made weeks ago about ending Israeli bombing of Lebanon before they'll open the strait

>>533337345
it seem werid ngl but I guess that could be legit start at btc being legitimate currency or I guess really need where there is market for it

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>>533337350
>>533337345
>Muslims kids are dying as we speak Hormussy got opened and Israel and Lebanon are making out behind the scenes.
Meanwhile the best you guys can do is post weirdo bait 0_o

So what did Iran get out of this whole ordeal?

>>533337369
There’s nothing to clarify. The blockade has worked because they can’t pay their own troops and that will cause a civil war if it goes on too long.

>>533337499
Lemme tell you hwat I didn't get out off this whole ordeal.. A sephardic gf!

>>533337499
the ordeal is not over.
nothing changed.
it is just market manipulation.

/pig/ is over , time for /chick/

>>533337465

>>533337499
a good laugh at fridays deranged trump posts

>>533337367

yeah. trump was threatening to destroy all of Iran's power plants and water facilities, but I don't even think the US had the capacity to do it.

China/Russia stepped in and told Iran to take a small victory of a cease-fire on Iran's terms (somewhat).

I wouldn't even be surprised if China/Russia were getting a little jealous of Iran and their epic victory.

>>533337499
They get to be Saudi Arabia 2.

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>>533337563

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>>533337390
in reality own kike government can't pay for more than one out of 5 dollars for own military with the 4 remaining dollars coming straight from the US, and their retarded government kiked own propagandists, and transport even, but sure mastermind mossad haxors are raiding IRGC wallets as we speak.

>>533337535
>>533337563
Get a fucking grip retards. It’s over.

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>>533337389
everyone is just accepting that its over, but the strait seems pretty closed still

maybe he's just walking away and pretending its over

>>533337499
the ordeal is not over.

>>533336828
Well if Barak Ravid, the Jim Cramer of Israeli journalism, says so ...

>>533337553
the k is in awful taste. let it be /chic/

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>>533337390
>Nakba_cope.png
>"Mossad hackers will do le epic hack"
Kek, anyway... If this is the final outcome, Israel has initiated a pointless war with nothing to show for it. USA could of course restart, which will only increase the costs.
>post weirdo bait 0_o
I agree.

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The Israel Police is requesting the public's help in searching for the missing person Lyudmila Ratushnyak, 54 years old, a resident of Tel Aviv, last seen on April 16, 2026, in the evening hours, on HaBosem Street in the city

>>533337480
>got opened
iran opened it you faggot
>Lebanon are making out behind the scenes.
not true cope somewhere else faggot
>>533337499
from the rich that wasn't the new deal that was what casefir agreement they just persude trump. also now
>Ships must be commercial (no military vessels) and not linked to hostile countries; they must use a route designated by Iran; and passage must be coordinated with Iranian forces – a management role CENTCOM had previously acknowledged for the IRGC.

>>533337605
>Two more weeks untl Israel falls anon believe me!

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>>533337618
>he thinks it's over, start it up again

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Marandi is skeptical

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>>533337674
>another kike schizo
>many such cases

>>533337553
lmao

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>>533337618
fucking lol dude.
your NAVY is still rearming and refueling.
and massing more troops in the region.

israel is kwetching and calling trump names and asking for him to drop the hammer.

IRAN is contradicting every single thing trump is saying.

look at this fucking picrel if you are retarded enough to take trumps socials seriously>>>533337389


>>533337624
it is just friday pumpNdump.
the same thing happened countless times since this shit started.
it was over 20 times already.

only election tourist morons are taking trumps posts seriously at this point.

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>>533337726

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>Whaddayamean? Iran didn't cuck out! Satanyahooo lost don't you know! Lebanese negotiation are just a cope!

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>>533337350
god looked at this lad and said "yes that is my chosen"

cBS: U.S. President Trump said Iran has “agreed to everything”, including the removal of enriched uranium from the country.

He insisted no U.S. ground troops will be involved.

“We’ll go down and get it with them, and then we’ll take it,” he said, adding that the material will be brought to the United States.

Trump also said Iran has agreed to stop backing proxy groups, including Hezbollah and Hamas.

The two sides are meeting this weekend, and the US will maintain its naval blockade “until we get it done”

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>>533337618
Read fucking moron.
>GET>THE>FUCKING>MEMO>>533337726

>>533337789
>IRAN is contradicting every single thing trump is saying
Except they’re not. They’ve confirmed literally all of it roach

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>Fresh news dropped
IRGC Navy announced a new order regarding the passage of vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

The IRGC Navy Command said in a statement on Friday that a new order has been established in the Strait of Hormuz, which is as follows:

1. Civilian vessels will only pass through Iran’s designated route

2. Military vessels will still be prohibited from passing through the strait

3. Movements are only permitted with the permission of the IRGC Navy

4. Any movement takes place in line with the agreement on the period of silence in the battlefield and after the implementation of the Lebanese ceasefire.

Earlier, an informed source close of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council (SNSC) clarified new dimensions of the Iran-US agreement on the Strait of Hormuz under the two-week ceasefire.

From the beginning of the ceasefire brokered by Pakistan, Iran was supposed to allow daily passage of a number of ships, the informed source said Friday.

“However” the source said “after the ceasefire in Lebanon failed to be implemented and the ceasefire agreement failed to include (a truce between) Hezbollah and the Zionist regime of Israel, Iran suspended the agreement on the passage of ships through the Strait.”

The informed source noted that Iran has set three conditions for the passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz:

1. The ships must be commercial and the passage of military ships is prohibited, and neither the ships nor the cargo should be related to the hostile countries.

2. Vessels must pass through the route designated by Iran.

3. The passage of ships must be coordinated with the Iranian forces responsible for the passage; as CENTCOM had, before the war, confirmed the management of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) over the Strait of Hormuz.

The informed source further emphasized that the implementation of some preconditions, including the ceasefire in Lebanon, was key to Iran’s decision to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

>>533336828
So we spent $100b and probably caused trillions in economic damage to get a worse treaty than the JCPOA?

You don't hate Republicans enough

>>533337836
>then Isreali start with inbreed card

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>>533337870
look motherfucker. look.>>533337726

you are a fucking moron.

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>>533336831

>>533337702
>nooo don't look at the fact Pissrael can't pay own propaganda, nooo don't mention that kikes can only fund 20% of own military, noo Pissrael will endure, trust the plan

Kikes and the tiresome disgust emanating from their lies.

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>>533333896
someone at least understands something, i am glad the thing i spammed ad nauseum so people would get it. but be aware it's not a foolproof measurement but it is probably a thing.

from this morning. I think an Israeli fighter jet bombed some IDF soldiers on the ground by mistake, possibly.
An afternoon update said an IAF bomb went stray, but that there were no IDF injuries. but that's jew lies, probably:

8 hours ago, hebrew:
Several fighters injured by an explosive device in southern Lebanon
One seriously injured and five moderately injured

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>>533337950
dude it is terrible.

this entire board has turned into a trump truthsocial repost machine.
it is all election tourist newfags.
pathetic shit.

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In reply to Barron Trump's lies in the last thread. Iran with 1/5 of the population of the US graduates almost as many engineers every single year fuck you Barron Trump I wish the pedophiles had raped you in a fucking cage maybe you'd have learned not to be a little bitch boy.

>>533337895
israel got 4.5 miles of land against 50 hezbollah figthers supported by 3 aircraft carriers too

What does the marine traffic data look like?

did we wonned?

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So, when the FUCK will they order their mossad spy impersonating an IRGC higher up to start firing missiles on the GCC?

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But he said the Straight was WIDE OPEN???

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3rd worlders in shambles right now.

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>>533338008
to be fair Iran isn't doing so hot so it's always good to see how things go, but again trusting trump after markets close? lmao at that point you kinda have it coming. to be fair a good 99% of the global population falls for it, so it speaks far worse of everyone else then it does trump in my honest opinion.

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hail storm in the golan heights israel, breaking car windows

>>533337499
>So what did Iran get out of this whole ordeal?
Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

>>533337474
That isn’t a victory. Ghalibaf watched as all his friends were killed by America and his country is mourning 200 dead schoolchildren. It’s unfathomable that he would really surrender like this to America and return to the pre-war status quo that was already on the precipice of bringing the country to revolution.

2nd us put number on iraqi militia leaders. after of course us spies failed.

> U.S. Treasury: Sanctions imposed on 7 Iran‑backed Iraqi militia leaders.
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> U.S. Treasury announces a reward exceeding $1,000,000 for anyone who provides information on the 7 leaders.

>>533337040
lol @ filename

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>>533338015
why do arabs and their diaspora have to lie so much it's so pathetic, picrel confirmed hezb kills per their own admission only this week, and they said themselves they lost like 4k men (look up on wiki entry) by the end of the *first* ceasefire alone

>>533338186
and the world hates israel.

>>533338153
>to be fair a good 99% of the global population falls for it,

we just got raided by NATO shills, stop patting yourself on the back so hard.

feel better about yourself, and you won't feel the need to assume shills are retarded gullibles quite as much.

I fell for it too for an hour.

>>533336831
What are you getting?

>>533338275
*even more

>>533338195
>200 school children
oh, you mean the 180ish under age 11 girls that were at "school" on a saterday. they were all loli harem sex slaves less than 100 meters away from the entrace to a IRGC doomsday bunker. i dont think they should of died but the idea that they were school girls is fucking retarded. this is why Iran is absolutly 100% btfo and no one gives a shit about them.

>>533338252
>goy look at sorospedia.

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>>533338282
there's a shit ton of politicians and important people that fall for it. even Iranian ones, hence why i genuinely can't take most of the world's leadership seriously at all when trumpler is just running circles around them. they deserve trump.

>533338305
>Retarded migger doesn't even know when the Iranian weekend is

The trump shills are far worse than the biden and covid shills ever were holy shit this is unbearable

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>>533338317
any other source? i'm quoting hezb themselves btw lmao

>>533338236
so now us barely have any presences in Iraq us backed kurd are being raped, multiple militia are in ccontrol.

>>533338305
>loli harem sex slaves
no, thats the island where the mossad got trump's material to blackmail him

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>>533337870
miga thinks lying is tantamount to rewriting reality, much like kikes, ironically, they don't care that is 2026 and orange nigger is debunked in real time by the people he unironically cites as primary sources.

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>>533337870
who confirmed what?
araghchi said the strait is open in a statement that had an egregious Persian rug merchant asterisk attached to it ("on the coordinated route as already announced"). The way he phrased it made it sound like he was trying to imply that this isn't even technically a new development. Other than that, Iranian officials haven't commented to my knowledge. No statement from Ghalibaf or Pezeshkian in the last 24 hours.

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>>533338153
i hear you but alas, we were here many times since this shit started.
trumps is making his cronies make billions in the stock market as we speak.
that is it.

if you read into the situation without reading into trumps socials, currently:
>US Navy is refueling and rearming, and they are massing more troops in the region.
>israeli social media is kwetching hard and calling trump a cuck loser.
>the US navy is still parked right next to Irans doorstep and israelis see this as a once in a lifetime opportunity.
>US is talking about removing the nuclear refining facilities of Iran.

if you add these things together, only a fucking moron can actually think that this shit is all over. seriously. an UTTER MORON.
let alone today being FRIDAY and trump is doing blatant market manipulation.

>>533338443
nigga those are total Hezbollah and non hezballah lebanese

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>>533338282
>>533338417
Anyone trusting anything Trump says, especially near the end of the week, is a certified coal black retarded nigger. How that’s not obvious is beyond me

>>533337991
could be a mine or other form of unexploded ordnance

>>533338317
i cant fucking wait to invade goylombia. you fucking kikes are going to fucking get strangled so hard its going to make venezuela look like a fucking joke until you kneel to Gobernante de la Gran Norteamérica, Emperador Rubio.

>>533338443
funny how hezbollah is a reliable source on their numbers, but when they claim they destroyed your merchantkavas is propaganda.

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>>533336828
>>533337639
Before that, there was this Trump post.

>>533338252
no they didnt. why lie about such stupid shit?

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>>533338452
if you care about kids so much, then you should be happy that Iran is fucking BTFO, any age "thighing" is leage for men of any age to preform on infant babies. or the age 4 and up todler girls and get fucked on as much as possible, Just like Muhammad.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Thighing

>>533338508
>Anyone trusting anything Trump says, especially near the end of the week, is a certified coal black retarded nigger. How that’s not obvious is beyond me

the question is whether the seemingly gullible anons are actually stupid, or paid shills.

You understand the nuance here, yes?
You understand that a paid shill pretending to be a coal black retarded nigger is not the same thing as a coal black retarded nigger, right?

>>533338513
>>533338635
lol you sound mad pedokike. relax, there will be more wars for you and your golem to loss.

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But Trump said we'd get the dust, /pol/???

>>533338663
QRD on what happened today? Is the war over?

>>533338635
ill make sure i ask good ol jeffery and the ruling class of america if this is acceptable or not. imagine trying to say anything about this from thousands of years ago comapred to now where your leaders rape kids. lmao.

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>>533338447
what?
>>533338556
again give me another source becaues you see hezb no longer report of casualties

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where's the uranium? surely western civilization returns with a trophy to demonstrate its triumphs over the non-westerners (subhumans)

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>>533338478
lol m8, calm down. It's one of many estimations. USA or Israel could once again break the ceasefire but a fully prepared Iran could inflict a lot of damage. It's a cost I'm not sure people in the Pentagon and relevant departments would provide plans for. You could be correct in your skepticism but just because people go along with the current situation, doesn't mean people assume it's a permanent situation.

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>>533338728
ahahahaha

SO IN MURTIPORARITY THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE PORE. MURTI COME FROM THE GREEK WORD MEANING MORE THAN ONE. PORARITY COME FROM THE WORD PORE. MURTIPORARITY = MORE THAN ONE PORE. SO, IN ESSENCE, WE CAN ASSUME THE WORRD WIRR HAVE MURTIPRE PORES UNDER A MURTIPORAR-TYPE SYSTEM

Is Iran still collecting tolls or not?

>>533338792
Does that make sense? Hublis Ok?

>>533338758
>give me sources
im not your secretary. keep losing to hezbollah and fuck off.

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What did he mean by this?

>>533338663
I understand the difference but it doesn’t make it less annoying. Also, the “stock market” is ran almost entirely by sentiment analysis bots that are incapable of understanding the concept that POTUS is not a reliable source, and he is acutely aware of that fact
>>533338749
This phase maybe. The resource wars haven’t even begun yet

>>533338758
>didnt even look at the source used
lmao get the fuck out of here kike. go read it you retard.

>>533338725
>>533338757
>brown people mad we havent killed the pedos they want dead yet
yea i bet you want money too, for food and water right? you fucking 3rd worlders are 100% proven to be litteral faggots of the earth, and you wont do shit but take it in the ass like the faggots that you are. your cope its the only thing that keeps me going at this point, just to know that im not some retard 3rd worlder.

>>533338868
its even funnier the quote came from the jerusalem post. lmao. its reference 62 rofl.

>>533338846
Check
>>533337881
That news was publish maybe half an hour or an hour ago.
>3. The passage of ships must be coordinated with the Iranian forces responsible for the passage; as CENTCOM had, before the war, confirmed the management of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) over the Strait of Hormuz.
This is probably when they charge a toll but no idea desu.

>>533336790
Iran lost. How do you brownnies cope with it?

>>533338478
it's very obvious. now to be fair this war will eventually end, and i think allot of leaders are just wishcasting. and hoping and manifesting -europe might run out of fuel btw-. but alas they are getting taken for a ride as such it's very very hard to take most leadership seriously when they just walk into wall over and over and over again. if you think your relative is hopelessly addicted to social media and the internet, just imagine some politician in Europe who is ten times worse. i assume it's fairly similar for allot of countries.

count yourself amongst the lucky sane people but again im just a shitposter i am just here to laugh.

>>533338871
>What did he mean by this?
the US is led by a man who is utterly contemptuous of expert knowledge and believes he can "go with his gut" about everything. Oh and he may be going through dementia.

>>533338889
holy cope source is reuters why do arabs lie so much shit's crazy
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/hezbollah-chief-says-missiles-will-fall-israel-if-it-resumes-war-lebanon-2025-08-05/

>>533338014
Wow we are the only white country on there..
Insane

is the turkish poster still losing his mind thinking the ceasefire isnt real and everything is about to reignite any moment now?

>>533339052
its total 3rd world cope and collapse. I used to think jews were super smart but after the past almost 2 months, I now know that 3rd worlders are just sub 72 IQ retards and to them, Jews are some hyper race of mystic desert elves.

Art of the deal status?

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Is he retarded?

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>>533339052
>retard once again piling on bullshit
the link reuters gives in the article is literally the idf claim AHAHAHAHA fuck off retard

>surely this time he doesn't get away with it
>gets away with it

These are my feelings right now. I'm happy if it's really over.

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>>533339220
yes

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>>533338998
there will be 50 more /pig/ generals until monday morning.
and all the retarded bullshit people posted here will be forgotten by then.
but i will remember you and your posts.
remember me when we meet here later when we start watching the fireworks.

and have a cat. on me.

>>533339220
So it seems. Reportedly he would have a higher net worth if he took his dad's real estate empire and done nothing.

>>533339124
i don't think it's over

>>533339267
its like watching an austic child at gamestop cry about wanting call of duty for Playstation, but they only have Xbox games in, and they cant figure out why they cant get the game

(meme note: the autisic child is a 23 year old audlt man)

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>>533339151
the miggers are begging for joojoo cum again and thing it gives them magic powers

Is this fucking retard just going to sign his deal one way and pretend Iran agreed to it forever? And then just repeat and claim they have the uranium and so on even if they didn't do anything at all?

What's to stop him? He'll just call everyone fake when they point out none of that happened. I mean it's classic self delusion.

Hormuz is still closed...

>https://x.com/Worldsource24/status/2045218496527642948
>Numerous vessels transiting toward the Strait of Hormuz this evening have executed abrupt U-turns and are now heading back into the Persian Gulf. Over a dozen ships have already reversed course.

>>533339378
ahahaha

https://x.com/ww3_monitor/status/2045219372755472596

>Trump: Iran has agreed to stop supporting proxy groups such as Hezbollah and Hamas

> Trump: Iran has agreed to stop supporting proxy groups such as Hezbollah and Hamas

IRAN DEFEATED
PROXIES CUT OFF

TOTAL CÜCKOLDING

>>533339244
>muh ai
>literally says "CHIEF NAIM QASSEM OFFICIALLY STATED"
fucking braindead retard he said that live in one of his speeches lmao the cope is real holy shit

>>533339378
They didn't pay the toll

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>Mass turn around, nearly every ship attempting the crossing has turned back.
>Mass turn around, nearly every ship attempting the crossing has turned back.
>Mass turn around, nearly every ship attempting the crossing has turned back.

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>>533339408
>LeArtofLePumpinoUndDumpino

>>533339378
My bet is that Israel/US is jamming comms so the IRGC can't guide the ships through so they have no choice but to turn back.

>In,out, in, out, shake it all about. You do the hokey cokey and you turn around.
That's what it's all about.

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>>533339440
>muh cope

i like how now you have nothing but "muh ai" as a claim. caught twice. playing dumb. typical.

>>533338967
That doesn't sound like they're charging a toll.

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>>533339361
its okay ranjeet, we're going to fix canada next, greater north america is the only way, is there somthing wrong with going back to india?

>>533339378
KWAB

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>>533339378
>literal who Worldsource24 says something
Based, I agree completely
>>533339428
>The President of the United States says a thing
Cringe, he’s probably lying

>>533338749
>QRD on what happened today? Is the war over?

No, this war has barely started. Same might be said for the Ukraine war, sadly.

The kikes/USA are about to start mass producing cheap drones, and the whole future for the middle east and the world is looking like mutually assured cheap drone destruction.

Literally 1 billion people are about to die, maybe more.
Not being sarcastic or funny, nor inaccurate.

Kikes will fight until the last goy on earth.
It's why i'm so pissed about Russia/China leaning on Iran to agree to cease-fire, when the Jews were out of weapons and cheap drone manufacturing takes time.

>>533339459
Why?

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WTF kind of hallucinogens is Trump on? Or is this just senile dementia?

One of the biggest casualties of this war is the idea that the markets are rational or sane or not completely rigged and politically contingent

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>>533339575
>Literally 1 billion people are about to die, maybe more.
based

>>533339563
we have a literal website we can verify on bud. youll notice only china and india cross it.

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>>533336790
>Trump says Iran agreed to stop supporting Hezbollah and Hamas
telephone interview with CBS but no direct quote published which seems suspicious
https://archive.is/cts66

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>>533339289
have fun watching the war, and don't let it get to you too much.

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>>533339609
On that note,

>Iran’s Foreign Ministry Spokesman, Ismael Baqaei:
>‘None of what the Americans have said (regarding the uranium) is acceptable.
>Iran’s enriched uranium will not be transferred to any place under any circumstance.
>Just like Iran’s soil is considered sacred to us, this matter is also sacred to us.’
>Reporter: ‘So you completely deny this possibility?’
>‘This possibility has never been raised by Iran, not even once.’

https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/31122
(video in Farsi at linked post, seems legit)

>>533339616
3rd worlders cant into markets at all, all they know is take gibs and buy goytoys.

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>>533336790
What are these faggots doing? Pretending to be relevant? Does the average Eurotard actually fall for this shit?

>>533339499
my claim is he LITERALLY said that on tape, and the sources are numerous but keep coping also ask yourself why they didn't retaliate after the first ceasefire when we still attacked them
https://english.aawsat.com/arab-world/5172159-hezbollah-rejects-deadline-its-disarmament-lebanese-govt-holds-crucial-meeting

>>533339652
*turns trasponder off*
bruh i just cast stealth!!!

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>>533336905
Missiles are much cheaper these days. The next pearl harbor(s) could be much closer to the mainland, as such, every world actor will be playing cautiously.

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>>533339680
i remember that.
still funny.

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dustbros?

>>533339629

Sorta, but I don't see Europe making it bro.
I suppose Europe was already lost, but sheeit.

Russia will out nigger europe any day all day, and jew niggers don't even mind at all. they probably like it.

We're all stuck in a jewish nigger war that has no end in sight, or even way out except those three initials that rhyme with me tay wee

>>533339609
Markets don't care, they only listen to his posts on LieSocial.
And even if Iran decides to blow up the remaining oil facilities in the Gulf, it won't be reflected as a post will be made that everything is all right and will be over in a week.
Iran can't fight that. Nobody can.

>>533339744
>coping intensifies
>no argument provided
good cause im sick of reading your garbage. stay mad.

>>533339652
I’m not disagreeing you muppet, I just thought it was funny that POTUS is a less reliable source than some guy linking to a map with a bunch of tiny arrowheads in the water

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>>533339609

>>533339724
monitoring the situation closely
with BOATS

>>533339779
regime change will fix that

>>533339040
>2026
>unironic TRUST THE EXPERTS posting

>>533339779
oof

Iranians are just trying to save face, they're bitches and will hand it over quietly.

>>533339679
looks like this is just Trump's standard negotiation tactic: pretend that the other side has agreed to terms in order to pressurise them.

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>>533339779
we might have to bomb another 200 school girls to cope with this

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>>533339563
just one example

>>533339883

market is still open, so it could be after hours surprise attack, or trump waits until israeli independence day festivities are over after april 26.

>>533339882
its been like the 4th time this has happened. the 3rd world will never be great or make it out of 3rd world status because they can EVER do the right thing for its people.

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>>533339882
look moron. look.
read the room before reading trumps tweets like an election tourist newfag. moron.

>GET>THE>MEMO>>>533339779>>533338728>>533337726

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>>533339724
they are doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. well except another meeting at a scenic swiss alp retreat i hear they signed the trump bad act of 2026 and the iran must open act of 2026 in accordance with international law i am sure both iran and trump will listen this time.

>>533338898
>food and water
thanks, I have plenty, send it to the IOF. and if there are leftovers to your own soldiers. >>533332635

>>533339955
It's likely that they intended to suppress oil futures in preperation for the next phase of the war.

>>533339800
>Iran can't fight that. Nobody can.
Spot oil would like a word with you. After that physical shortages would like a word. You can only ignore base reality for so long, and the more you do the worse it is in the end

>>533339883
>Trump says thing
>terminally online losers spout headcanon
>Trump thing ends up being right
>terminally online losers create new headcanon
>rinse
>repeat

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>>533339866
>>2026
>>unironic TRUST THE EXPERTS posting
Proud anti-intellectualists jeer at experts in every single field but theirs. It doesn't matter and "winging it" has caused multiple disastrous losses for the US which are far more significant than your master making an embarrassing miscalculation such as in picrel. I wish him further insulation from anyone who might talk sense to him. Why would anyone need input from people other than Loomer and Levin?

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>>533339528
I'm from Canada not Texas

>>533339866
Yes. Because slopulists like Trump blowing up the economy because the vibes seem good is the alternative.

Caudillos have a nasty habit of imploding the economy because they trust their gut over The Experts. Trump has brought third world governance to America, and it's playing out about as well.

>>533340083
>>Trump says thing
>>terminally online losers spout headcanon
>>Trump thing ends up being right
lol see picrel

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>>533340083
>>533340131
>>>Trump says thing
>>>terminally online losers spout headcanon
>>>Trump thing ends up being right
>lol see picrel

>>533339428
did he made this deal with the shadow ayatollah that lives in his walls?

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What did Iran mean by this?

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>>533339519
>“It seems to me that he [the foreign minister] is saying that any country now can get through, but they still have to pay the toll,” Trita Parsi, executive VP of the Quincy Institute in Washington, DC, told CNN.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/world-news/strait-of-hormuz-completely-open-until-cease-fires-end-iran-foreign-minister-declares/
---
There is NO official confirmation from a primary source like the IRGC. That doesn't exclude the possiblity that tolls are being charged during the "checks". Time will tell. We don't have denial nor confirmation.

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>>533339800
>Markets don't care, they only listen to his posts on LieSocial.
>And even if Iran decides to blow up the remaining oil facilities in the Gulf, it won't be reflected as a post will be made that everything is all right and will be over in a week.
>Iran can't fight that. Nobody can.
futures is drunk and should go home. check out the divergence between futures and spot. This *CANNOT* be corrected through spin because the world is missing 580 million barrels of crude and counting.

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>>533340025
its okay, the whole of Colombia is 3rd world deslusional because you think fucking traps is not gay. Nayib Bukele will make sure to rid the filth of your faggot commie playground.

Why is every 3rd world shithole on earth all faggots and tranny fuckers and make up all these mental gymnastics on why its okay to fuck kids, but turn around and say they hate it? if you niggers hate it some much why are you not doing the most 3rd world thing and just chopping faggots, trannies, and pedos up?

>>533340193
I don't think the hormussy actually opened

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>>533340193
>What did Iran mean by this?
picrel, from the IRGC Navy account.

GIVE HIM THE FUCKING PEACE PRIZE.

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>>533340163

>>533340243
reality is going to wake them up in may. they can only ride a fake news train for so long.

>>533340292
>military vessels blah blah

Iran didn't realize that the US could blockade their ports by basically just making phone calls lmao

>>533340243
Futures should start trading against the headlines. Assume Trump is lying and opposite reality until proven otherwise.

How have they not learned their lesson?

>>533340156
>unconditional surrender
Was that the US proposal in Pakistan?
Trump is such a mindraped boomer it makes me mad

>>533340258
lmao all these seethe. Is just another war pedotrump and their jew masters loss. Life goes on.

>>533339609
i hate this orange nigger so much its unreal.

>>533340217
I trust the BBC more than I trust a Brussels streetshitter.
See >>533340193

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>>533340096
>According to the 2024 Census, over 6,239,174 people in Canada identify as Hindu, making it the second-largest religion and representing approximately 15.03 of the total population. It is one of the fastest-growing faiths, having grown from 297,200 adherents in 2001. Most Hindu Canadians live in Ontario, British Columbia, and Alberta.

>The Hindu population in the United States is estimated to be between 3.3 million and 4.86 million, representing approximately 1% to 1.5% of the total US population. This population, largely composed of Asian Indian immigrants (about 80%), has grown significantly from around 0.4% in 2007, making it one of the faster-growing, educated, and high-income minority groups in the U.S

holy fucking kek

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>>533340084
If experts wanted to be taken seriously, they shouldn't have spent the last two decades being wrong about literally everything
>experts say that leaving the house will kill grandma via Covid... unless you're protesting racial discrimination that experts warn is totally real and actually happening
>experts say open borders is good for the economy and does not cause a rise in violent crime, which experts claim is actually white people doing all the crime
>experts in 2004 say the world has 10 years left before coastal America is submerged under water, which experts say is the fault of racism
>experts say that we should capitalize the "B" in "Black", but not the "w" in "white
>experts say that cutting your penis off makes you a woman and that gender doesn't real

>>533340396
Was Yeltsin this blatant in his corruption?

>>533340436
Experts didn't destroy the American economy for Israel.

>>533340370
>How have they not learned their lesson?
You made the mistake of assuming the traders are humans capable of reason and not literal bots that just see a dipshit Xitter post and the internal circuitry gets as far as “PRESIDENT SAID THING, THING MEAN MORE OIL, THIS MEAN FUTURES GO DOWN”

>>533340374
Iran flying to Pakistan was probably them accepting unconditional surrender. they took lots of experts with them which they wouldn't have needed if they were just going to refuse the negotiations and leave.

I bet Vance came out and said the negotiations failed to help them save face at home.

>>533340490
they certainly are destroying any credibility in it by ignoring it

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>>533340436
lol take your meds, faggot

>>533338305
Demented faggot freak. Blow your brains out please

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>>533339800
>am I wrong or are the markets wrong?
Wait, I thought we were trusting the experts??

>>533340364
>Iran didn't realize that the US could blockade their ports by basically just making phone calls lmao
I'm sure that the US thinks that it's gotten all of them but given how many millennia people have been smuggling in those waters and how high the price of spot crude is, I'm pretty sure that Iran is trading and that it has the actual SoH firmly in its grasp.

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>>533337499
>>533337480

Their own Gulf.
Unironically, kek.

>>533340364
do you like not know about the caspian sea routes? jesus christ shills are funny.

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>>533340499
Trump would be screaming UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER every five seconds if that were true. Reality is that they expected us to be even slightly professional and/or competent during negotiations for some reason

>>533340499
What the fuck are you talking about? They are not nearly hurting enough right now to accept any surrender.
There will have to be a ground invasion or a deal. No way around it

>>533340490
>the American economy is destroyed
More terminally online headcanon. It's a good thing that you guys don't have any real presence in real life. Just screaming into the digital void while normal people are on with their lives.

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>>533336828
How do we know they don't just have more uranium?

>>533340694
it's not necessarily as straightforward as just exporting everything from a different port. Iran's south is logistically isolated from its north and the oil fields are mostly in the south west. gg

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>>533340436
anon, no one is saying that experts are infallible. I'm saying that making a virtue out of not listening to them when you don't know the person you're dealing wth or what you're dealing with (Trump talking about nuclear dust and Khomeini) is pretty fucking stupid. On top of that, Trump has made massive unforced errors and is/was visibly panicking and losing his composure.

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>>533340748

>>533340748
now do one for vietnam

>>533340839
top jej

>>533340779
We don’t. There’s also no guarantee they don’t buy some dust from either of the two superpowers they’re friendly with and don’t require a sea route to exchange physical goods

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>>533340748
That means the USA is winning!

>>533340725
twitter is not negotiations.
the unconditional surrender quote >>533340156
dates back to when Trump was hoping Iran would do the smart thing and capitulate immediately after losing their senior leadership. instead they decided to make the US bomb them for a month and pointlessly took a shitload more damage to their industry and economy. sorry russiabro but your pointless need to oppose the entire rest of the world seems to have suffered another setback.

>>533340737
Gas prices are up 50% vs Feb in MS, and that's with SPR releases and market manipulation.

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>>533338305
Nah, the only loli harem was in Epstein island and his airplane that Trump loved to fly in aka the Lolita Express.
What a fucking hypocrite.

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>>533340432
Are you stupid or Jewish?

>>533336905
In the 60s a FAT chunk of WW2 veterans were still working adults and thus believed in the rightous mission of the US military to keep the world safe and free at any cost and they imparted that idea onto the Boomers.
Really.
That's why what happened this year had to happen this year.
This myth making is fading with the people who upheld it.
The Afghanistan war is the only war since WW2 with a higher approval than the previous one.
I.e
War appetite gets lower each time the US goes on campaign And recruitment numbers reflect that.
(Of course there's a very simple fix - 15 year zero interest mortgages on prime real estate housing - but that's never gonna happen)

>>533340823
I'm gonna need more than "experts say" and terminally online /pol/ headcanon, because it seems to me that every prediction you guys have made has been embarrassingly wrong and everything Trump has said (im regards to Iranian conflict) ends up being right.

For instance, I specifically remember you guys creaming yourself about the American pilot being captured in Iran and it turned out you guys were so comically wrong it was painful. Like how do you guys just turn around after that and confidently spout more headcanon? Serious question. How do you square that circle?

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>>533336790
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

migger cope levels are so high right now it shouldn't even be possible

>>533340951
>smart thing and capitulate immediately after losing their senior leadership
Why is that smart? Every government has coops for exactly this scenario. You can't meaningfully decapitate a modern states unless it's totally reliant on a leader with a personality cult and no succession plan. That has not described Iran since Khomeini's death at the latest.

>>533339678
I'm sure that is a real statement. Trust me bro.

>>533340987
>Gas prices are up 50% vs Feb in MS
Not in Indiana. I'm sorry that you live in a coastal blue state

>>533340951
>capitulate immediately
>the smart thing

Iranians and shittmericans trying to find out who can lie more

>>533340951
>Smart thing
>Still standing still on seat in control
>Control of Iran by US currently:0%
Do tell.

>>533341083
hey whats the name of that pilot by the way? or the weapons officer? glad they were recovered, i hope we will be able to honor them!

>>533341145
A 35% increase in 6 weeks is bad actually

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>>533341090
welcome to the shitshow

>>533338305
>Saturday
It was Friday you retard

>>533341117
the US never actually needed the new Iranian leadership to leave power. they've been totally clear they just wanted no regional militias, no nukes, open strait.

Iran could have done that when it became clear the US had air superiority but instead they ruined their regional relationship by firing drones everywhere and holding the world's economy to ransom. all been a completely predictable failure.

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>>533336790
>Persia Israel General
Abi Nigga the name is IRAN not PERSIA.

"""PERSIA""" is a REGION.

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>>533340951
>the unconditional surrender quote >>533340156(You)
> dates back to when Trump was hoping Iran would do the smart thing and capitulate immediately after losing their senior leadership.
yeah am pretty sure you would think that capitulation would be preferable. instead, silly Iran forced the USG-Israel to drain their magazines until they realised that the missile cities were unscathed and they were of interceptors, forcing the US to panic and beg Pakistan to save their bacon.
As thing stand, Iran, had it capitulated, would have lost uranium, enrichment, any means to defend itself and betrayed its allies. Instead,

Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

Trump was WRONG when he said the Iranians were defeated.

>>533341217
>Iranians and shittmericans trying to find out who can lie more

at least those countries will exist next year.

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>>533338008
>fill everything with men in skirts
>create anti men in skirts candidate
>candidate is now completely infallible to over a quarter of the populace
This timeline is such a joke