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>>533360107
welcome to /pig/

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>>533360107
One monke is missing

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Do Stalin next.

My butthole itches really badly

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>>533360246
Either roids or worms, buddy.

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Imagine running the current accounts incoming at the Iranian Ministry of Finance right now.

>>533360246
try wiping it

>>533360107
Rolling for Bibi to stay out of prison forever

>>533360298
>cheap paper that you can't even spend anywhere meaningful

>>533360228
Stalin was way better by every aspect than chabbad cucktin

>>533360181
Xi would never become monke. China is apparently the only country that reads history and uses that information.

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>>533360107
love colorado

every day is April 20th

He He

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>>533360298
>>533360376
1. I don't think they're charging that many boats, if any.
2. Presumably they'd get Chinese yuan which helps to buy drone microprocessors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxRfGCPV6g

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>>533360107
Make it so

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Goatfuckers big mad today, I wonder why.

i must snipe next OP to insert my drawing. thouest all warned

>>533360870
It will probably be a couple hours so just post your drawing now and he will use it.

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How many of you have a nonwhite gf?

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>>533360246
try using anusol cream twice a day, take at least 2 showers a day, and lower your consumption of spicy tacos
>>533360870
go ahead fren, new baker needed

>>533360988
nah fuck him

so whats the big deal with the straight of homos anyway ?

>>533360763
I'm trying to generate an Asuka standing over the strait image that doesn't suck but the damn AIs keep fucking up and I keep running out of tokens. Wtf is the point of all these AI data centers?

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>>533360107
>>533360123
>>533361112
You dumb sandnog whattabout our deal????? Picrel was supposed to be the OP!!!

>>533361177
Closed because Trump didn't honor the ceasefire by continuing with the act of war that is a blockade and Israel keeps attacking Lebanon.

Trump lies like a scorpion stings.

>>533361188
Post the prompt you want and other can try it.
>>533361354
What does that even mean? That image is bad, I can't interpret the red, pink, and purple. The purple is more scattered but somewhat deeper now?

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Israel still bombing lebanon huh?

>>533361503
Red Hezbollah. Blue Israel.

>>533361188
>>>/g/108609934
>>>/g/108615635

>>533361575
How would anyone know that? What does the different red in the second pic mean? Try again.

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This did not age well.

>>533361703
It's oretty inutative, I'd expect most people with a functioning brain to be able to understand it at a glance. You are a memeflaggot though so don't take it too personally.

So is the Strait actually open or not? People say it’s opened but apparently ships were turned away?

>>533361880
shipping companies don't believe trump, don't blame em

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>>533361880
https://x.com/Kpler/status/2045207684706607116

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Ground invasion force is coming

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>>533361944
https://x.com/MikeSchuler/status/2045174044958614011

>>533361997
>Gravy Invasion Force

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>>533360107
monday is the return of real nigga hours in the strait of iran

>>533361997
Realistically, I think they are planning some more spec ops bullshit. The US has and almost cargo cult reverence for spec ops and air strikes, so you can count on them trying more than just the one uranium heist.

>>533361997
>every attempt at an ambush keeps failing because the tremors from their footsteps alert the Iranian forces ahead of time

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so is the strait open if a toll is paid? or fully open?
i dont get it i'm so fucking confused with the conflicting news, i just dont want high gas prices and more expensive groceries

>Israel immediately broke the ceasefire
now what

>>533361997
>Three day special military operation to open the strait before oil futures armageddon

Is there any indication anything Trump has said is even remotely true?

Is there never a "cry wolf" point where the market stop believing his blatantly false statements?

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>>533360107
What is wrong with these miggers

>>533361511
shit skins are hughly combustible

>>533362149
even the ships don't know if it's open or not kek

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>>533362274
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2045234341685387321

>>533362164
>i dont get it i'm so fucking confused with the conflicting news, i just dont want high gas prices and more expensive groceries
There is a 500m barrel hole in the global oil supply. This happened around the time of planting season, so massive amounts of the natural gas that's used to make fertilizer is also gone.

You will get high gas prices, more expensive groceries, a larger power bill, and basically every manufactured item becomes more expensive.

The only question left is whether it is a complete stagflationary collapse of the global economy, or just a worst recession than after the worldwide gigaprint during Covid.

>>533362017
Trump is inadvertently helping the Iranian agenda by even mentioning the mines, more so by alluding that there are even more they have not cleared and "plan to clear" in coordination with Iran's navy.

>>533362149
I just woke up, wtf happened?

>>533362390
pretty easy
>see massive trade
>go in with it
>profit with it
Outsider Trading

>>533362430
shitakins cruising for a bruising

>>533362468
You gunna try to bomb the strait open again muttbro?

>>533362284
The market works with drumpf. They don’t care about the reality of the situation.

Orange nigger says strait is open for the 500th time? No problem we all short oil for the 500th time.

This shit is so disgusting makes me want to fly the hammer and sickle and declare allegiance to the glorious emperor of the Jinping dynasty.

>>533362398
I don't think its going to be great-depression tier crash if that is the case anon, if what you say is true, then i'm expecting a 2008 style crash that is 3x worse than 2008, combined with covid style restrictions.

Restrictions such as fuel rationing, car sharing, and limitations on food per person or household. I can see bartering increasing, silver, gold, skilled trades offering services for food. I don't see the west having mass starvation, just more unemployment, MAYBE food riots of crazy prices increases when mass looting of stores happen on the one or two off big city scenario.

Shit is gonna be bad.

>>533362390
i mean kind of depends when they bought in

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>>533362390
>Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait was open

so we are definitely getting a peace deal now right

>>533362284
>Is there never a "cry wolf" point where the market stop believing his blatantly false statements?
The way they have HFT algos set up to react to headlines without taking a minute to check AIS traffic, if some fund said "fuck you" and went long on oil, they'd get margin called and liquidated.

That's why Trump's market manipulation through both his lies that make it to the headlines and what appear to be shorts by insiders on oil futures is so incredibly destructive.

>>533362856
no you are getting a rug pull.

>>533362879
i mean it is all he is doing yes but at some point it comes crashing down as inventories are in heavy decline.

>>533362856
That would be antisemitic

>>533362879
Based knower.
Trump is fundamentally operating the economy like a fraudulent tinpot Communist on account of being an Arch Boomer and Boomers thriving off the idea of being privileged party apparatchiks rather than market participants.
Dude is doing more damage to capitalism than Stalin ever could.

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>>533362798
>completely open
Pretty sure the Iranians are also insider trading since the clarification came only after the markets closed.

>>533362562
Kek ur a retard

>>533363123
Unless Trump and his posse face swift and harsh justice, this might break the very concept of even having futures markets if heads of state are just going to manipulate their way into staring down global economic to save face.

— Reporter: Are there going to be restrictions and tolls managed by Iran for ships and vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz?

Trump: No way.

— Reporter: Are there going to be restrictions and tolls managed by Iran for ships and vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz?

Trump: No way.

>>533363295
Whoops, meant to paste link

https://t.me/tabzlive/80325

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its over

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>>533360107
Kino

>>533362149
soundtrack:

https://youtu.be/D54e_HEknD8?si=4Ge7tyCb8KsAX4Uw

>>533362398
>500m barrel hole in the global oil supply
The situation becomes more devastating when you find out that there was surplus oil production entering 2026

>>533363222
They have been getting gaped by sanctions for decades. They actually deserve to make a bit of money unlike the orange nigger and his Jew family and friends

>>533362856
What even is a peace deal? A piece of paper signed by jews? How is that worth more than a Starbucks receipt for $3.50 in espresso shots? I doubt there will be such a thing.

I think both sides will declare victory at some point, and the strait will be nominally open maybe with some tolls and restrictions. China must be pushing for this. Then the conflict will be frozen until the US establishment can build up a million man army and some kind of anti-drone laser turrets for a full invasion.

Taco

>>533363272
Futures markets are totally broken. It’s meant to be a method to ensure relative price stability and future income for primary product producers. Not this insane Jewish hellscape. 99% of futures could get deleted and nothing material would happen except for Wall Street screaming about another shoah and six gorillion lost GDP points.

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>>533360107
>that webm
alright, you got me, I lost

>>533363524
Yeah, not saying that it is anything diabolical on their part. Since they can't stop the other side from exploiting the system, might as well go along with it.

>>533363681
at this point all markets are just a way for jewish insiders to rob everyone with total anonymity

>>533363516
It's a shame that the Democrats evidently got anyone that understands economics in the divorce. I have a hard time imagining the GOP of even GWB's day being so feckless. I think that's because the party actually had smart finance guys instead of corrupt buffoons like Lutnick.

>>533363272
TBF futures are high level Judaism on a good day.
Like the idea is very useful but it's been completely perverted.

>>533363833
>>533363681
Yeah, but I think Trump is breaking in a way where you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a hunch, however.

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>Trump announces deal breakthrough, Lebanon ceasefire, Iran giving up uranium, and full access to the strait with "dozens of ships passing through"
>Lebanon government runs with it
>Bibi is pissed, had no warning, calls Trump to protest
>Iran was never consulted, "uhh, no sweety, we keep our uranium", its shipping is still blocked by American Navy blockade, IRGC still blocks Western aligned traffic in and out

>And several more Polymarket bets were entered just before Trump tweeted

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>Israel bombing ambulances
>then bombing the ambulances dispatched to save them
>then bombing the ambulances dispatched to save the previous ambulances
>then bombing the ambulances dispatched to save the previous ambulances

>>533363950
Satanic

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>>533363926
You forgot the punchline: Bibi calls, and he was told, nothing in US policy has changed.

>>533363950
You have to be pragmatic. Jews show no mercy. Jews must be shown no mercy. No more "Christian values".

what happens on the 22nd ?

>>533362562
Nothing will happen
The third world will always suffer first anyways

I saw orange mig speaking live yesterday and I just couldn't do it. I just can't listen to that shit. anymore. didn't even listen, not one word

>>533364182
Canada is third world, so i'm fucked.

>>533363824
Definitely feels like a downstream effect of this specific president since he likes appointing uber-loyalists who seem way out of their depth.
Also, Kushner and Witkoff for middle east relationships? These people are real estate moguls. What are they doing there?

>>533364120
Trump already contradicted himself in the last hour.

"We may start bombing them again if we don't get a deal Wednesday".

Just molesting the markets while we sleep.

>>533363950
>>533364120
Well I mean the Bible itself celebrates perfidy and genocide in their conquest of the holy land.

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breaking news: youre all retarded

>>533364309
The funniest thing is that Kush doesn't even have a title.
Something you can just pull out your ass in five minutes.
He's really Just Some Guy.
Even in terms of some bullshit credentials.

>>533363926
I just can't fathom why people in the market believe anything Trump says. Every single fucking time it turns out to be obvious market manipulation with no basis in reality. You can't even argue Trump is signalling intent anymore because everyone already knows he's desperate to finish this off, that's been obviously for weeks, doesn't mean he can without literally giving the farm away (which would end the petrodollar).

It's interesting actually that markets outside of the US are actually down because they can see the obvious reality through Trump's screen of bullshit. But what do Americans think they're getting from playing along??

>>533364279
That's good

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So did Iran win or lose, i'm so confused.

>>533364309
>Definitely feels like a downstream effect of this specific president since he likes appointing uber-loyalists who seem way out of their depth.
That's definitely part of it, but as much as we like to meme on NeverTrumpers, he is genuinely repellant for educated white people that would otherwise vote Republican. Educational polarization is a real thing, to the extent that if Hillary Clinton had gotten Harris's numbers with white people, she would have won.

When you look at all the people he had fallings out with in his first term, they're (even if you disagree with Republican policies) broadly competent guys like Mattis. It becomes clear that if you aren't a zoomer with no life experience and in it for the memes, or a sycophant looking to corruptly enrich yourself like Lutnick, no competent person would want to work for this administration.

>>533364481
>markets outside of the US are actually down
That's not entirely accurate. And do you actually think the little billion dollar investors who read twitter and the news matter? The people who manipulate the markets are Trump's boss' boss.

>>533362284
Nothing that comes out of Washington can be trusted.

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>>533363567
>anti-drone laser turrets for a full invasion.

we were supposed to have that decades ago. mounted to every armored vehicle

>>533364481
I think Americans will start "waking up " (cringe myself typing) when prices get high enough and no spin can fix it. Even Laura Loomer is calling him an idiot, and his biggest supports in MAGA are unironic Greater Israel zealots.

>>533364724
and where TF is our ion lazer cannon from space

This is all a nothingburger, they'll attack once again on Monday, probably a suicidal ground invasion and that'll be it.

>>533364724
They need a ton of power, generate a lot of heat, can't track for shit, and run into exponential power loss with distance and atmospheric change. I'm sure we will figure it out eventually, but we don't be having mobile laser defense for ages yet.

>>533364542
odd nuclear facilities are destroyed. did they ram the destroyed planes into them? vacation cruise spot?

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>>533364776
you prob could heat up the mountains with a space laser and literally cook the persians to death which is something to consider because not even nerve agents or nukes could get them but a giant space laser could

>>533363824
>GWB's day being so feckless. I think that's because the party actually had smart finance guys

yeah sure tard that 2008 financial crisis was real nothing burger. bang up job smart financial guys

>>533362592
this is kinda funny

MQ-4C Triton on its way to the gulf

>Trump says Iran ceasefire could end by Wednesday if no deal reached
I am getting tired of this fucking shit man, Iran is cuckwarfaring and allowing America take all its time to adapt

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>>533365060
Nonsense. Except for preparing for a ground invasion, there's almost nothing the US can do now. It's a stalemate.

>>533365112
WTF, apparently those things are huge, I thought they were small.

For what reason?

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>>533364776
We got TrumpCoin instead.

>>533364991
Not that I think Bush's finance/economy people were particularly skilled, but it is Clinton's fault that banks were able to become that large and reckless. It's Obama's fault they weren't punished gruesomely for their greed.

>>533365253
wait until you find out how much they cost...

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>>533365112
What's this next to it?

>>533365247
Or keep bombing everything from a distance

>>533364481
The market seems to be pricing in a massive TACO, the TACO to end all TACOs.

Seems like Trump might just announce some deal that does not exist, and move all US assets out, claiming victory.

>>533365253
the last one sent on the 9th of april, was 'lost' .......

A mishap, they said

>>533365253
>For what reason?
These drones are the size they are so they can carry large and heavy cameras and for range. Range is the main factor. Basically to give a plane longer range, after a point, you have to make it larger. And the long range is used to "loiter" or fly circles around the target area.

>>533364724
that was the best fuckin game
My favorite thing used be building a shitload of these things with snipers and rocket laucher guys inside

>>533364542
Who pushed for the ceasefire?
Who's terms were used as the basis of that ceasefire?

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>>533365413
FUCK
forgot picture

>>533365334
>bombing everything from a distance
They can't do that anymore because Iran will bomb gulf states oil infrastructure in turn, and those facilities have taken too much damage already.

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>>533361077
They always choose the ugliest tittless skinniest low iq ones too. They deserve to be ugly and brown.

>>533365367
>Seems like Trump might just announce some deal that does not exist, and move all US assets out, claiming victory.
It's not over until the uranium problem is solved.

>>533365465
>Iran will bomb gulf states oil infrastructure in turn
All that should be destroyed whether America strikes or not

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>>533365320
dont know they've been flying to the mid east for weeks

A strange drone has just popped up in the gulf

>>533365504
solve it by dropping it on israel

>>533365553
>give billions of dollars of stolen uranium to Israel for free
let's not

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>>533365519
Then Iran loses most of its leverage. Also China stops sending it microchips.

>>533365528
>Shadow03
Bruh.
What is this Tom Clancy Cowadoody bullshit

>>533365634
Which confirms how China is just an amoral nation, that would have let Iran get fucked from day one had they not developed their own tech.

>>533364991
I'm aware. I think Trump's cabinet is worse.

>>533365722
Iran prefers to stand on its own two feet without assistance from others. A wise and commendable strategy.

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>>533365722
There are no moral nations. I'm not sure if there ever have been. Morality is not a thing in international relations. Everyone has elites that are playing for their self interest. The Chinese elites at least don't want to genocide their own Han Chinese majority population. In fact they've developed a lot for them and made many of them more comfortable.

>>533360246
Maybe hemorrhoids. Consume more fiber and drink more water.
>>533360298
They want crypto not Yuan
>>533361354
No sneaky pager attacks this time
>>533361997
I know it smell crazy in there
>>533363222
Difficult to trade if you've been booted from SWIFT no? I suppose they could use something like a Chink financial institution.

>>533365834
As many have said, Iran is the last idealist state and a real member of the axis of resistance in the 21st century. China is just like America but with yellow people, Russia only cares about serving jews

>>533365844
>Difficult to trade if you've been booted from SWIFT no?

Did you just wake up from a coma big dog?

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>drawing a jew nose caricature over Israel

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Sitrep

>>533365948
sauce: FENTCOM

>>533364912
>prob could heat up the mountains with a space laser and literally cook the persians to death which is something to consider because not even nerve agents or nukes could get them but a giant space laser could

I got a better hear me out, build a giant satellite that can trigger 10/10 richter scale earthquakes anywhere on the globe . target the Iraniann mountains with 100% sub terrainial blast. that ought to were everyone and everything in the mountains and make tehran beach front property. disguise it as weather satellite

>>533365909
might be going to Dimona, there's an airport there

Why is China not helping with the blockade? They are slowly getting their oil supply strangled, and it seems eerily similar to WW2 when Japan was getting restricted by the US.

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>>533365909
that one vanished from the tracker, probably went in for landing at Dimona
here's another one headed that way
by the way these both came direct from the USA
what could it be? foreskins? children for jews to rape? goyim blood? interceptor missiles?
could be anything, even discount orphan slaves

>>533366120
china has its own strategic reserve that could last them through to september

>>533366120
has anyone at the Navy been keeping an eye on pearl harbor?
with all eyes on the gulf I'm worried china might sneak up and take out the naval fleet at pearl preemptively.

>>533360246
Mr Trump help him please!

Iran got absolutely bootyblasted in negotiations. Damn, tough outcome. They put on such a tough face during the war too.

>>533364542
Iran is victorious because they get to project their power more in the region than before to challenge judeo-masonic presence. Now gulf states have to pay iran to feel safe which means iran is earning and america is losing money.
America resorting to terrorism to wipe out the rulers of iran instead of forcing them to do their will is a sign of weakness.

>>533360246
your bf might have poison ivy

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>Iran got absolutely bootyblasted in negotiations. Damn, tough outcome. They put on such a tough face during the war too.

>>533360228
Stalin was awesome though

>>533360376
Russia? China?

>>533366318
Further isolating themselves and pissing off their neighbors?
Iran has no right to threaten ships passing through Oman waters. That's something terrorists do.

>>533366464
Shut up bitch you double tapped a school, assassinated the ayatollah and couldn't protect the gulfies from blowback after starting the war. America is a criminal satanic regime

I have a feeling this war isn't over, but at the same time what if this is the new status quo? Iranian tolls in the Hormuz as it slowly opens back up once insurance companies get back on board? Israel occupying large swaths of Southern Lebanon and dealing with the impending insurgencies related to that? America desperate to rebuild its military bases in the gulf after being completely zoned out of Syria and Iraq? Like this seems like a complete and utter loss for everyone involved. Iran has to rebuild themselves through deals with the GCC countries which hate them, Lebanon loses a lot of land, Israel now has three occupation zones to deal with that constsntly bleed them, the US loses influence in the region, and the world now needs to deal with all the food and gas spikes from this shitshow.

>>533365465
kek, as if annoying UAE some more is a credible deterrence

>>533365300
i do wish iran has a weapon that can take one out. something took the last one out. they said "error" but weve had more "error" losses than some war losses so far.

>>533366524
Thanks Jews

>>533366464
That will ultimately be Irans downfall. They proved Israel and the USA right with how they conducted the war of terror on their neighbors.

They will be isolated and their lawn will be "mowed" until they fragment and dissolve.

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>>533366361
Stalin was able to liberate western ukrainian lands away from Poland, chabbad cucktin cannot even get the areas full of ethnic russians from a horrible reddit backed regime

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orange melty status

>>533366583
Russia just isn't strong enough. I think putin would have liked to take all of Ukraine but Russia would probably collapse if they did a mobilization that it would require.

>>533366583
Stalin was pretty great and it's actually shameful that Russian can't fight as well as they used to in the ol' USSR. The fpvs of them getting creamed in this current war are just sad.

>>533366517
we are probably going to have to scuddle your ships and subs at some point before muslim radicals get full control of your government
and take your nukes away

>>533366658
Americans are childish retards who live in a delusional fantasy world that bears no approximation to reality.

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>>533366633
>33
No one wants to die for globohomo feminist capitalist states. That's why Russia has to minimize casualties and conduct the war with super-low intensity and speed. Ok there is a hole in my theory: Ukrainians are happy to die for their globohomo feminist capitalist state. Maybe the intensity is not so high on their side either.

>>533366524
If America is fucked off from the gulf and Israel put in the cuck chair or destroyed then Iran won’t be paying shit out of pocket for reconstruction. They will rake in the toll fees and use that to hire Zhang to repair their important shit and build them a dank high speed rail network and other cool shit for fifty bucks.

>>533366464
They are not isolated. Diplomatically, they have been recieving support from most of the world. Ranging from pakistan, russia to some indonesian countries, china. In fact, israel has been isolated diplomatically. No country is willing to phone netanyahui.
Politically, the population of the whole world stands with iran. Some massive anti-israel protests were conducted even in the western countries.
>has no right to threaten ships
If the foundations are the same, then american threatening venezuelian and cuban ships are terrorists as well. That is why iran is facing no consequences of its actions, they do the same.

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>>533366633
>Russia would probably collapse if they did a mobilization that it would require
I wonder why no one in Russia wants to be sacrificed for nothing, like the VDV in Kiev
>>533366634
All the funds that were supposed to be spent on weapons were stolen by cucktin's cronies that all live in europe, miami or tel aviv

>>533366517
>double tapped a school
fake news, and if it was true it wasn't on purpose
the terrorist Iranian regime has purposely killed far more children
there's simply no comparison
>couldn't protect the gulfies
that doesn't absolve Iran from acting like terrorists and bombing hotels

there's nothing America has done that your muslim-infested shit hole hasn't done either

>>533366852
Israel are the masters in child killing. Nobody else comes close, and they brag about it too.

>>533366852
>fake news, and if it was true it wasn't on purpose
You think miggers can't reach new lows but they always do.

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>>533360107
>>▶Oil:
>>https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/

porkers, why aren't you listing the prices openly anymore?

>>533366852
>attacking military installations of a hostile foreign power that is attacking you is terrorism
Lol

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>>533360107
Iranian regime seems to be sick of shitposts by the orange mad man..

https://x.com/IraninJapan/status/2045350375583285479

>>533366771
delusional
countless countiries have designated Iran as a terrorist regime
Europe is forming a coalition to country Iran threatening boats from passing through the gulf
Russia would never let Iran cause any serious harm to Israel
and all China cares about is money and buying cheap oil, but they're caught between pissing off their oil suppliers or pissing off their Western customers
Israel is just a US proxy, they do everything in the middle east that the US doesn't want to directly do

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>>533366517
that "schooll" was military building on a military base AND those kids had no business being in school on saturday

>>533366910
Konichiwa habibi

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>>533366910
I Pray for america and israel to broke the ceasefire and start round 2 to never allow Iran act stupid

>>533366804
>funds that were supposed to be spent
Economics lesson: remember, funds are basically unimportant. If you have natural resources and motivated people who will work hard to produce machines and products out of them, then you can just print the money and pay them, and this won't cause inflation. The problem is we print money to uphold things like stock prices or "property values" and this is very bad.

did the US stop sending troops into the middle east now that they plan for peace through peace?

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>>533366945
>terrorist regime
Your words have no power here. We're all memetic terrorists.

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>>533366873
abortion kills far more children than israel could ever dream of
next you're going to pretend that there's some genocide going on in Gaza
keep seething

>>533366892
they literally bombed hotels
99% of the people that Iran killed were civilians

>>533366947
cope with your reddit-tier meme
literally dont give a fuck about kids of terrorists
they reap what their terrorist IRGC parents sow

>>533366910

trump would never sit across from iranians

they'd kill him and people here would celebrate

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>>533366910
>Iran is asking for signed slips of paper from the jews
The only reason they're doing this is the pressure from China that needs the oil and gas.

>>533367098
>they literally bombed hotels
Containing military personnel and CIA. i.e. soldiers who are there to attack Iran. You can't go to war with a country and then complain and cry "terrorism" when they fight back. That's so gay it's unbelievable.

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>>533367083
if Paleshits didn't act like terrorists, they wouldn't get killed like terrorists

it's the only way to stop terrorism

>>533367098
that bullshit doesn't work on /pol/, moron

>>533367143
At least you have revealed yourself to be a shill for the child killing Zionist entity.

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>>533367143
I think we both hope this escalates to a US ground invasion.

>>533367143
israel was founded on terrorism, it is always a terror state actor
even send trump a golden pager to make the US complicit in terror attacks

>>533367137
>Containing military personnel and CIA. i.e. soldiers who are there to attack Iran.
sure, and those "schools" totally contained "kids"
interesting how bombing the hotel only killed civilians and no military personell

nice excuse for terrorism you have there

>>533366945
That's the wartime propaganda belittling Iran's achievements in this war. In fact, political goals of Iran has been gradually achieved whereas the political goals of Isarael and America are long forgotten. And iran on the position of today is capable of earning more as it stole the security market of the region from America. Before that, a number of countries from the region were paying to america to solve the security concerns, ensure the safe passage. Nowadays it is Iran who they have to pay to.
Your reasoning is based upon false pretexts where western world is two steps away from obliterating iran and achiving their goals. If they are super strong, why wait almost 2 months of economical downfall to win a war? Why not take it in day 3 with all of the europe's battle groups.

>>533367098
>reeeee Iran is killing widdle KIDS OY VEY
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU HECKIN PLEBBITOR I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TERRORISTS KIDS GETTING KILLED THEY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE
CLASSIC kikeoid metronome response. I fucking OWN you.

>>533367186
Don't start a war with Iran and that won't happen next time. But your race does not understand the concept of consequences.

>>533367176
>child killing Zionist entity.
name 1 country or entity that hasn't killed children

>>533367178
far more jews have died than americans

>>533367179
israel is a containment zone for jews
and the only country, besides the US, that actively bombs muslims (a noble cause)

>>533366910
Irans optics game so far has been near immaculate. As terrible as war is, they have been behaving supremely honourably in their conduct as compared to the evil of the great satan.

Frankly it’s incredible that the ancient Persian spirit has survived so well despite the Islamic garbage foisted upon it.

>IF WE DIDN'T TOMAHAWK THAT SCHOOL TWICE, SOMEBODY ELSE WOULD HAVE!
State of JIDF these days, jfc

>>533367228
>israel is a containment zone for jews
then you should go there

>>533367228
If it's a containment zone how come every "Israeli" is a dual national with significant overseas financial and property interests?

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>>533367201
>>533367217
oh no, the Muhammads are seething at me

>>533367298
Oh good, an r/Juadism infographic. Great comeback lol.

>>533367270
Those are the moderates, the hardliners are impatient and warning they will strike again if the blockade doesn't end

>>533366524
the conflict will expand to involve other countries in the world. this is WW3 after all.
Taiwan is already on its way for unification with China peacefully.
South Korea lost interceptors so North Korea can do something.
what other hotspots are out there?

>>533367228
then why does israel contain pedophiles like epstein and alexandrovich?

>>533367273
collateral damage happens in war, don't want school kids dying? then dont put your schools in naval bases

>>533367326
>hardliners are impatient and warning they will strike again if the blockade doesn't end
How do you know this? But it makes sense because all those countries need their oil, so there is pressure on Iran to so something, anything. This also applies to the US. But something that won't disrupt oil infrastructure.

>>533361968
Iranny sisters, our response???

>>533366910
iranian japanese embassy is the most polite and most factual, very professional

>>533365253
Replace the one that went down in a "mishap"

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>>533367387
would rather just not use an LLM for tactical and strategic decision making tbqhwyf BUDDY

>>533367342
The interceptors in South Korea were never going to do much. Best Korea has a ridiculous amount of artillery parked in mountain fortresses next to the parallel that make Irans setup look like babies first Lego set. If it comes to blows, Seoul would be levelled in 20 minutes and a horde of hardened nork psychos would roll through the ruins.

>>533366910
I can't blame them. You can't come to any kind of agreement if the mercurial and contradictory shitposts of mentally unwell man are taken to be official foreign policy.

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israel to ethnical cleanse and demolish all civlian homes in southern lebanon during "ceasefire"

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>>533361968
>Kopeler
>IT COULD TAKE.......................................... LE MONTHS, NOT WEEKS *blockbuster movie siren*
wow, brilliant

>>533367462
the thaad in SK was there to track chinese plane movements and harvest signatures

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>>533367278
not jewish

>>533367282
dont know, dont care
so long as israel bombs muslims for the US, they are earning their money fair and square
cheaper and less messier than doing it ourselves

>>533367322
1 in 4 people on Earth are Muslim
there is 0 doubt that the people seething at me are likely muslim

>>533367358
israel protects its citizens like any other country
i dont even know if Epstein went to Israel all that often considering he had his own island
and he's also a distraction for retards considering his crimes amount to no more than the teachers that fuck their students

there's far more heinous pedophilia going on in Discord servers and Roblox
wanna go after Pedophiles? then publicize every single Discord server
i have a feeling none of you like that idea

>>533367414
The ayatollah's top adviser said that

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>>533367387
>it's okay to kill kids
you can do it, but then don't cry when they do it to yours
https://www.militaryonesource.mil/education-employment/for-children-youth/what-schools-are-available-to-children-on-military-installations/

>>533367462
>Seoul would be levelled
the supreme leader would never shell his future subjects

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>>533367387
You can post whatever you want on an obscure anime website, but the younger generation sees the genocidal jews for what they are, and they recognize that we'll be treated the same as Palestinians when we're the ones getting in the way of the jews' plans. The younger generation won't treat jews with any mercy, in turn, when it's time for TKD.

>>533367501
>the US MIC is shittier than IDF nappy shitting kids
G R I M
imagine copping to that and calling yourself a red blooded patriot. kikes cannot help themselves.

why did no expert manage to open the strait of hormuz until trump did it with peace through strength?

>>533367387
It doesn't matter where children are put, your satanic regime will still find ways to slaughter them for Israel.

oink oink lol

>>533367387
how come Israel gets to kvetch about MUH HECKIN CIVVIES when their entire nation is under arms and their residential areas purposefully littered with military installations using them as a shield?

>>533367511
This is ultimately what it comes down to. Palestinians today. Americans and Europeans tomorrow.

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>>533367501
israel is a terror state being a unique moral stain on humanity, it is a horror that reveals an ever deeper abyss the more you know and the more you learn about israel the less you want to know
when you learn about ben gvir non of the pro israel propaganda seem sound or reasonable, it is all bullshit and in your face lies

hey faggot stop lying to my face they say and the israeli says: oy vey you anti semite I have been found out, what are you gonna do? you are all amalek anyway

I suspect Iran's Strat will be to let LPG tankers through, since that's a major concern for food security and neutral Asia generally, while keeping oil bottled up since it's gas prices that will really pressure US consumers which will really pressure Trump.

A coincidence everything they're letting though is LPG?

If Trump doesn't lift his counter-blockade in a few days then Iran cuts it all off and Trump gets all the blame for starving Asia.

It's a little weird the government of Lebanon are totally cool with Israel annexing parts of their country

>>533367462
I don't think NK would need to do anything that extreme. The avg SK male is demoralized as fuck

>>533366524
the world needs a temporal break. the war will resume after most of the parties finish prepared.

my hope is 2028 for the total war, but those cunts are pretty impatient so it might happen way sooner.

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>>533360107
>Total jewish expulsion

>>533367763
by 2030 shit will no longer function due to kike greed and jeet incompetence

>>533367501
>1 in 4 people on Earth are Muslim
Cool, good thing all demographics are represented on 4chan and at exact scale to the Earth; half of the users are women, and the majority of them are Indian and Chinese... Not mossad agents and white migroid men.

>>533367669
gaza has shown us israeli intent, we no longer need to believe their claims about dual use or terrorist
an open contemptuous genocidal state is not bound by humanitarian concerns or what they clal human shields

>>533367715
They are not cool with it but they are a midget state adjacent to the little satan and their only ally has the force projection of flying lawnmowers. The flying lawnmowers are a very effective weapon but not the same as a full force commitment of high tech weapons and soldiers to your immediate area.

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>>533367700
That whole line leaving, all lpg.

Iran choses who goes through what order this is no accident.

>>533367785
chabad putin will have medvedev fall accidental out of window for insulting the chosenites

>>533367387
Nice, all of these posts will be used when shit truly hits the fan, it wont be in 2 weeks, or 4 or even the next months, but it will come

>>533367546
>>533367685
israel is just an extension of the US
y'all delusional if you think it's somehow more evil than the US
Israel Derangement Syndrome
sorry, but when the most retarded people on earth collectively agree to something, such as the far left and the far right, it's a huge red flag

also i literally don't care for dead muslims, hope they all fucking die, subhuman terrorist sand nigger religion
only the dumbest literal niggers embrace that shit who weren't unfortunate enough to be born into it

>>533367794
doesn't apply
i'm not arguing that 1/4 people in the thread are muslim, in fact it's likely even more than that considering this is a sand nigger general

>>533367732
Never underestimate how rabidly insane Koreans are my man. Just look at their history. Factual post though, most of South Korea would probably shit out happiness if the chaebol got exterminated.

>>533367869
so far I have not heared any israeli counter for the claim that hamas only attacked IDF strongholds on october 7 and dual use infrastructure

collateral damage was kept below the 1:40 ratio accepted by israel

>>533367893
>israel is just an extension of the US
it is the inverse

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>>533368104
can you spare us the lies jew? it is dishonor to lie this contemptuous to my face
the intent is clear we are no longer in this world where we don't know what israel is up to

you using a meme flag when you are obvious under an israeli IP is silly too
it is getting tiresome with you guys

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>>533368209
this is the post the israeli deleted

>>533367700
I have to hand it to their diplomatic team. They make this entire admin look like amateurs. Smart move, makes them look more reasonable than they already did.

>>533367792
In recent years I've been wondering.
Maybe the solution for why we don't see aliens is because the Jeet and the Jew are universal constants across the universe so the more advanced a species becomes the more susceptible it becomes to being parasitized into extinction by servile midwits and their sociopathic masters.
There's nobody out there because the moment you build technology they'll turn it against the species and pull the trigger.

>>533368380
Makes sense.

>>533367342
>Taiwan is already on its way for unification with China peacefully.
i like how this is the new wumao cope since China has run out of gas (and experienced top level leadership) to pull off any sort of offense operation this century

>>533368380
the fermi paradox just being indians and jews made me cry

>>533367834
>Hormussy is open
>/pig/ on suicide watch
Art of the deal.

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No total war? Looks like Iran and Lebanon might have surrenderd to Israel and the u.s by agreeing to being their child sex slaves. The end of April will show this as fact or fiction.

>>533368380
Good thesis desu

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>>533368444
so it seems the epstein supporters such as this are bragging about all the children they want to see raped
>>533368441

>>533367893
There are a variety of counterproductive decisions made in the ME post-Cold War that can only be explained by ME foreign policy being captured by Israeli lobbyists.

>>533368414
You can’t even take on a poverty sand country. Come and sit down at the kiddy table with my country, former hegemon.

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iran would be smart to end the ceasefire on tuesday and not go with wednesday as the oil futures roll over on wednesday, if iran ends the ceasefire on tuesday it would likely force bessent to bail out everybody who loaned from the US strategic petroleum with oil and drain the reserve, solving it with money given the low supply would be cost prohibitive and raise the cost of oil too much

so in summary if Iran breaks ceasefire on tuesday they can draing the US strategic petroleum reserve by my napking autism logic
if they wait for wednesday the US can do financial wizadry and can operate on their set on timeline

>>533368674
send this to the IRGC

>>533361735
Its funny that Ben thinks Zognald has any sort of internal monologue or thought process beyond a low cunning for fraud.

>>533367834
sounds plausible

>>533360107
Bump..
Nothing new?

>>533368674
I think Tehran would like to wrap this up, even if time favors them. I think Trump will flail and shitpost his way into an economic collapse instead of just signing a deal that he actually had to abide by.

I wonder if he threw similar tantrums against the banks in his bankruptcy proceedings.

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is this the one that went down by Kharg?

>>533368729
anon it is left/right pocketing and running a war like a ponzi scheme won't wizard oil supply onto the global market
they likely know this all already as Dr Ghalibaf has calculated that US gas prices will turn parabolic or even hyperbolic the longer this lasts

>>533368896
if the US consumer doenst feel it the US will go for another round
12 day war ending on US term was a mistake

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>>533368933
>>533368674
>>533368896
Fuck since the "negotiations" started I felt like pic rel. Will something happen for real this time when futures close?

>>533368857
US extended waiver on buying Russian oil for another 30 days

>>533368980
The US consumer will feel it. I just don't think the Iranians are particularly concerned about timing it to fuck over the futures market any more than Trump has already done so by manipulating it.

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>>533368535

Restarting the war as soon as possible is in Iran’s best interests
Get yankees tf out of the Middle East once and for all

>>533369400
This, Iran should not allow the enemy to reorganize and adapt to the battlefield better

>>533369400
>>533369533
I think they are preparing and restoring the launchers, they know it will start soon and every day US are losing face with all their allies, Europeans, Asians and Arabs.

>>533368674
Iran doesn't have the appetite for war. They want this over as much as the US.

>>533369285
the US consumer needs to feel it as it happens or they are too thick to learn cause and effect
if the price shock hits after the war is over then it wasn't iran or trump
>>533369400
the US will entrench and dig into the GCC again, next time with underground bunkers, not so sure they thought this through
the cost of not inflicting real pain on the US body politics will bite Iran in the ass

>>533369597
>US
>wants this over
dude

>>533368910
>$240m dollars for a flying lawnmower with a turbine attached

I get that some of the electronics packages can be pricey but just lmao. You can’t fight a war like this.

>>533369612
That shit will take long though
Time is on Iran’s side