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LYRA'S BIZARRE BIRBVENTURE EDITION!!!

We are only a few days away from one of the biggest events of the entire year, the Royal Rumble! Names are made, opportunities are seized, but only one victor gets to pick a champion to main event WrestleMania against! Who will it be? We shall see! Apart from that, /ourbirb/ is taking it easy after an incredible tour across Europe as she prepares for the big day.

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WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!
Lyra and Bayley come to a realization backstage: https://files.catbox.moe/40jp47.mp4
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4


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Kek
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>>19769428
big eyelashes player
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>>19769278
birbchads are so talented
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SEXO!!
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>>19769428
Chin
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Aura
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>>19769428
beautiful
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>>19771605
Nah you
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>>19771664
;)
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>>19773044
ON THIS DAY
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>>19773560
Kek
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>>19769428
Silhouettes.
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Tater will NOT be in the Rumble :(
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>>19775104
Triple Bald is such a fraud
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>>19775104
Hopefully she WILL be at the NXT house show I'm going to!
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>>19775392
VERY likely now that she's not going
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>>19775231
frankly Shawn has fumbled her as well to be fair
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>>19775737
CUTE
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>>19775737
GIWTWM (either of them)
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Aoife Cusack.
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>>19775466
afraid so
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>>19775737
Aw
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>>19776733
Iyo is doing Lyra's pose wrong
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>>19776755
please be patient she has autism
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>>19776733
The image that healed /pw/
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>>19776807
I wish it did.
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>>19776733
imagine the threesome
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>Lyra Valkyria offers advice to young fans watching her story on WWE: Unreal Season Two

>“Like, who are you really if, like, when stuff goes wrong, you just kind of pack it in and let it, like, affect your next performance? I think that’s the biggest thing—that you have to be just able to… You can’t sit on the bad things, but you [also] cannot sit on the good things because it’s an industry where nothing lasts forever. It happens in the moment, and then that moment’s gone, and it’s onto the next thing. So I guess, like, take the good, take the bad, and just keep going.”
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>>19775466
Nah, Taters is terrorizing the culling and now Zaria is going schizo.
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>>19777335
She still didn’t apologize for betraying Lyra :/
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>>19776807
>>19776810
If only someone had the capability to stop themselves from shitposting their perceived enemies threads
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>>19777805
Great picture
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>>19777984
Nah you are.
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>>19777984
nah I am
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/birb/ got 'em fumin'
/birb/ got 'em boilin'
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>>19778413
He’s still pretending lyrafans hate Liv.
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>>19775971
belongs beside me in my bed
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>>19778413
No way
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Rumble reunion?
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Tatumbunny
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>>19779048
Many cases.
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>https://x.com/i/status/2016579357850878184
They did WHAT?
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>>19779486
Comfy
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BIRB IN THE DESERT
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>>19779756
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>>19779820
Lyra of Arabia
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>>19779820
An oasis.
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https://x.com/leahsparkssss/status/2016304550907375793
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https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2016531729763205414
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>>19779869
who's the one in the mask?
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>>19779863
mentor Lyra
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>>19779898
Prob bates or Dunne
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>>19780343
statuesque
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>>19781114
He’s always fucking there isn’t he?
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Think I got fented last night. I'm in the hospital birblords. I'll keep you posted
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>>19781310
Godspeed
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>>19781310
Don’t
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gently kissing birb's sensitive love nub
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>>19781185
Nah. He usually fucks em in the hotel room.
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>>19781114
huh
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>>19778941
Mariah jockey!
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What is the appeal of Lyra? She's boring and is just an ok wrestler. Not a star. Is it all because she has kind of a cute butt and an ok puffy vagina? She looks like a man and has no tits.
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>>19782440
K
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>>19783241
Kek, gottem.
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>>19778941
Blake is working the NXT house shows this week so I doubt it sadly
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Lyra Al-Valkyria
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>>19783526
Kino
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This is why we love Liv
https://x.com/LivsAnarchy/status/2016915496205984178
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>>19784348
She's lowkey big sistering a lot of the newer girls out there, like with Roxanne recently
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>https://x.com/i/status/2016942198156296221
kek
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>>19784751
>lyra Valkyria ASMR laughing
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>>19784758
Put that on Spotify
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>>19784758
for real though
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https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2016947295862849925
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>>19785581
Her laugh is so pure
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https://x.com/FLAIRFATU/status/2016947078467924084
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>>19785596
CRACKS
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>>19785596
is Bayley trying to start something?
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>>19786009
Cute couple
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>>19786151
that mini NXT run was way too short
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It's intermission at the Knoxville NXT show. Tatum had a triple threat with Izzi and Zaria and the crowd loved her. Really fun show so far. If you ever have the opportunity to go to an NXT house show, it's a lot of fun.
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>>19786446
I’m not a fan of Zaria ngl
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>>19786446
Who else was there? Glad you got to see Tatum! Did she win? Also, I just wish she'd been able to make it to the rumble.
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>>19786688
It was for the Women's North American Championship so Izzi retained. She was about to get a pin on Zaria but Izzi threw her out and stole the pin. The first match was Lexis King and Charlie Dempsey vs the Street Profits which brought the house down. Then it was Jaida Parker vs Karmen Petrovic, and it was interesting because Karmen was working as a full on heel tonight. She was doing fakeout high fives, telling the crowd to shut up. Very different from her usual character. Then it was Fallon and Lainey vs Thea Hail and Sirena Linton from LFG. Fallon is just as beautiful in person.

Ricky Saints cut a promo on the crowd. Then Tony D came out which lead to an impromptu match. Ricky won by disqualification when Tony threw the referee out of the ring so he could keep beating down Ricky in the corner, which got a huge pop from my dad. Then came the women's triple threat with Tatum, Izzi, and Zaria.

After intermission, it was Elio LeFleur vs Cutler James. Elio won (fantastic match) and then DarkState tried to beat him down, but he was rescued by Hank, Tank, and Tavion Heights. So then they had a match with the three other members of DarkState. The main event was Ethan Page and Santos Escobar vs Dr. Wagner and Shiloh Hill. Ethan wore a lucha mask for the first part, and he insulted Shiloh by saying he looks like he's from Knoxville. The crowd started chanting we want tables during this match for some reason. But anyway, it was a really entertaining show. Even though some people I hoped would be there weren't (Stacks, Kendal, also Grayson Waller was originally promoted for the show) it was still such a great time. I haven't been to many wrestling shows but this is the best one I've been to.
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>>19786831
Good card, glad you had fun. How hard did Elio carry that match, does Cutler look like he's gotten better?
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>>19786873
He definitely looked like he had gotten better. Elio did all kinds of flashy moves obviously, but Cutler had some good moves of his own, and it was just an excellent match. Best one on the show.
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>>19786831
>Escobar
I forgot he was still with the company, holy shit. I'm surprised they didn't fly out Ethan because he'd seem like just the type they'd want to promote on the big screen.
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>wins the rumble with her adorableness
kek what a kawaii player
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>>19786898
He turned up in AAA to feud with Dr. Wagner. I didn't expect him at the NXT house show, but it was a cool surprise.
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>>19786926
She's just a smol birb :))))
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>>19786964
Sounds like you had great time at the show, this is what wrestling is all about. I'm happy for you.
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>>19786926
Would be kino
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>>19787212
House shows are like wrestling in its purest form. I love the look of it. They keep it nice and dark, just a cloud of light around the ring. It looks like classic wrestling photos. Lots of crowd work, heels insulting the town, babyfaces getting cheers. My dad doesn't watch wrestling at all but he had a great time.
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>>19787243
Also, I was just talking to my dad about the show and he told me his two favorites were Elio, and "that little black headed girl, I was hoping she would win."
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>>19787706
I just noticed she has a scar on her right knee (left in this picture)
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>>19787712
as expected of a hardcore legend
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Lyra is cute.
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>>19787712
from her ACL surgery
>>19788575
yup
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>>19788320
Aw
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Big Lyra pop in Saudi
https://x.com/gay4charlotte/status/2017249451258057071
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https://x.com/LivsAnarchy/status/2017249003809702027
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>>19788940
>>19789138
Cute! Makes me hopeful the crowd won't be ass tomorrow
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>>19788940
>>19789669
average birb fan
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https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2016984919105224714
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https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2017261203316166833
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https://x.com/Bayleyscupcakes/status/2016982690273145224
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The elephant one makes me kek. Aren't they supposed to he gentle creatures? Why is she so scared
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>>19790346
They’re big
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>>19790467
Nah
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If I were the prince. I'd simply have the bird win the rumble.
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>>19791308
Based
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I would drink the sweat that drips out of her bodysuit desu. Probably tastes like rotisserie chicken.
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>>19791538
holy fucking pitussy
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>>19791538
SWEATY
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Da Birb
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If she's doesn't reach the top 10 in the Rumble. I'll be mildly annoyed.
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>>19791861
Nia will fuck her over
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>>19791861
We can only wait and see. I don't expect much though since it's a little stacked
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>>19792339
Cinema.
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>>19792090
I really do think she'd be a good choice for the iron woman this year.
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>>19792987
Yes
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Lyra?
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>>19793943
Sure why not.
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>>19793943
Valkyria.
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>>19792744
The "If only you knew how bad things really are" edit is even more fitting when you realize she was actually mentally suffering at the time
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We Lyramaniacs have always believed, but I feel like lately everyone else has grown to really love Lyra.
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>>19787374
Kek, your father has supreme taste.
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>>19795843
Cute
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>>19795843
Did Lyra practice her moves on the stripper pole when the camera was off?
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>>19795843
Scarlet…
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POV: Lyra welcomes you to heaven
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>>19796418
Is this not the pinnacle of Lyra images?
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>>19796418
so this is what Hogan saw....
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>>19796681
Holy based brother.
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Alright birbgang they finally released me from the hospital. I took some percs and accidentally ended up taking fentanyl and OD'd. Finally back home and ready to start drinking and cheer /ourbirb/ onto a royal rumble victory!
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>>19796840
Welcome home.
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>>19796418
but she has my loins burning like hell
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>>19797161
what do you mean by this?
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>>19797502
intense lust for birb
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is Lyra winning the rumble? would be pleasant.
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>>19797697
lol no. Maybe iron woman? Doubtful though. Nia will eliminate like 5 woman at one time.
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>>19797782
she will eliminate double that in burgers afterwards
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>>19797831
I was gonna say they can’t but I forgot Saudis can eat burgers
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>>19769278
KEK WHAT A BIRB
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>>19797936
There is a halal burger place near my work and they're surprisingly good. The guy who owns it says he wants to introduce his daughter to me but I'm pretty sure it's cause I go there a lot and always tip generously so he's probably trying to get her a green card.
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>>19798087
I mean in general. I thought they were from India and can’t eat beef kek
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what if Lyra eliminates Becky
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wtf how late are bayley and lyra gonna join
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>pop for lyra
Saudis are birbfags?
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>>19799820
I guess they are kek
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THOSE OLD SLUTS WILL PAY
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gay af
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I liked seeing Lyra and Giulia and I hope we get the two of them in a strong style joshi match later this year.
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Just came here to laugh at you!
I also watched Lyra's humiliation from Unreal, what a failure!
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Back to latching onto Liv huh? Your anti Liv threads are still up.
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>>19801397
It's always so obvious, kek.
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I bet Lyra was squealing when the Bella’s eliminated her. Must’ve been cool
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>yfw birb gets a bigger pop than any of the asians
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>>19802215
honestly apart from the bella twins probably one of the biggest pops for the women
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>>19802256
Rhea
Bella’s
Liv got a decent one
Sol when she was doing movies
Asians
Kiana ironically got some decent ones when she was doing shit
Lyra
Lash as well
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Lyra wrestled but I feel like she was just there to pad the numbers, kinda sucks ngl
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>>19804288
kek
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Little Miss Birb apparently got an Austin tier pop. Kek what an over player!
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>>19807007
loud woos as per usual, afraid so
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>>19807007
she did and it makes someone seethe as usual, kek!
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>Eliminated by the Bellas
They're unironically burying Lyra
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>>19807151
Nah they’re hall of famers. She probably loved it.
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>>19807151
>1 win and 4 loses in her last singles matches
Grimmy
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And so it continues
https://x.com/SFWrestling/status/2014363971998900592
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>>19807151
Eh, I'd consider this a largely neutral showing
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>>19807151
Rusev got buried. Lyra had a normal showing. Why didn't she have her bird costume though?
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>>19807218
Birds are haram.
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For me? It was her feather suit.
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>>19807302
>when she sees you at the YA novel section
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>>19807389
>Whatcha reading there?
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>>19807151
>Bellas put over the BayLyra team afterwards
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>>19807717
>Animorphs
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>>19807717
Redwall
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>>19807717
Julius Evola
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https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2017774259892838545
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>>19809419
Kek, Lyra's face in the first pic
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Lyra's time is gonna come. She'll win the Rumble someday.
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>>19810799
Correct.
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>>19808047
ideal foursome (belt included)
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YEET
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Lyra
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>>19811858
Aoife
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>>19811692
lol
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https://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1975925787954946418

Nefer forget
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>>19812907
Lmao we'll see how it goes
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>>19769278
erm... birb urselves???
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>>19814288
We don’t use that language here.
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>>19814288
We chirpin' and don't give a hoot!
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I wonder how Wheels feels seeing his girl getting buried over and over, I also feel bad for Bailey, hopefully she gets sent to AAA.
I honestly think Lyra would work better in the indies with a new gimmick, or maybe in Japan, she isn't big time material yet.
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Sad she lost but I’m extremely happy for Liv.
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>>19814718
This. I used to be doubtful of Liv because I thought she was fragile, but her inherent charisma and in ring I've seen recently made me turn around and really like her.
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https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2018083777235280034
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>>19815219
Kek
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>>19815943
Smug Roxy…
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BIRB IS THE WORD
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>>19816554
Based.
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>>19815970
needs rape correction
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>>19817040
Cute
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>>19817040
>be birbchad
>talented
many such cases
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>>19817040
based
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>>19817481
I've now seen Tatum wrestle live. I hope I get to see Lyra wrestle in person soon.
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>>19817488
Wish you luck.
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>>19817488
I got to see Lyra at the Rumble when her top came off but haven't gotten to see Tatum yet
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>>19817648
Lucky.
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In hindsight, she was kind of in the wrong here
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Lyra.
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>>19818622
Valkyria
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>>19817880
She was emotional.
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Nattie feud while Lyra is stuck doing tags :/
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>>19819055
Shameful.
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>>19820009
I believe that they will win.
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There's enough women's tag teams for a great six pack challenge at WrestleMania.
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>>19820009
Still undefeated in 2026
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>>19820996
True.
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>>19769278
Everytime i see this you make me want to crack open part 4s manga because thats where I left off in the manga. I have all of jojos from part 1 to 5 as soon as more of Part 7 comes out and I finish reading part 4 and 5 then i will buy part 6.
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Kek
https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2018447659934343291
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>>19821277
It's so cool that Lyra was such a huge fan of Bayley and now they're best friends.
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>>19821248
Keep going, some of these stands get crazy creative the deeper into the parts you go and it scratches an itch other fights in anime/manga just can't do for me. I read them all online but I really do want to own these physically at one point. Haven't read much Jojolands yet because I wanted to wait a bit to have a bunch of chapters to sink my teeth into at once, so perhaps it's time now.
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>>19821277
>Bayley is combing through Lyra's old tweets
Just wait until she comes across the Animal Crossing one
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>>19821358
I cant recommend enough that as soon as you have disposable income here and there and the shelf space/storage for them to get the books. I get the three volume deluxe editions.
I also have all 14 of the berserk deluxe hardcovers.
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>no birb announce for tonight
holy fumble
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>>19821538
I think I'll just watch the show after the fact so I can skip through at my own leisure
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>>19821373
>bayley makes a tweet about hating math
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https://x.com/DerekGo25/status/2018421841069572180
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Has birb been on Raw yet?
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>>19823474
She probably wont be on.
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A birbless Raw unfortunately. I think we'll probably see Bayley and Lyra in a match against the Bellas soon though.
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Next week bros
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>>19824797
Honestly would be kinda cool. But I also think they'd job, because obviously they want Bella vs. Rhiyo
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>>19825454
That's okay, I'm not worried about them being buried or anything.
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Birb!
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>>19826531
Boy this webm did something to me.
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>>19826888
Still my favorite Lyra match
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>>19826895
Fantastic one for sure. I think even Triple H praised it highly in the post show.
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Lyra's Bizarre Birbventure continues here:
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