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Soon-to-be Cap'n the champ

(The Captain has set her sights on the drunk walled potato and her IC title. She almost had it pillaged but the potato wasn't that drunk yet as she refused to drink her gay husband's Zima as she waited for more Proper 12. Maybe the Captain should leave a stash of booze backstage by her locker-room. The Royal Rumble is in 'riyadh on Saturday. The Captain will most definitely be CUTE and SEXO as she attempts to help Asuka win the rumble.)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official
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>>19771539
Kairi is cute!
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Dead thread
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>>19771539
>lust-provoking image
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>mom says the pizza rolls are done
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>>19771542
>homo is in the thread seething in 90 seconds or less
every time. damn this no life fat tranny faggot must live on this board
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I BELIEVE
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>>19771678
I hope so
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>>19771545
Why is this bitch acting like Ultimate Warrior
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>>19771688
never sell for someone smol'er than you
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>>19771539
my baby is in there
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>>19771715
So almost the entire roster should no sell Kairi?
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Sweet new Kairi thread!!
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just finna killed another anti thread. got another one as the last thread but I'm on cooldown
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kek>>19772251 killed the other anti thread
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>>19772272
Kek what a monster
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>>19772272
Xhey can't win
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>>19771576
Must be a sad existence to be driven into a seething shoot by cute women. How does a man become like this?
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>>19771573
Based pizza roll anon, you are the pizza mayu poster too?
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We've done it again, lads!
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>>19771539
KAIRI and her mesmerizing hips with tummy rub downs are unmatched
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>>19771655
need more buff
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>>19773798
Strong 'ri
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>>19773713
Based
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>>19771655
AWOOOGA
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>>19775079
Blessed semi naked young Hojo
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>>19772272
Deport every anti thread to the archives
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>>19772753
>>19772916
>>19773577
>>19775488
kek, xe made like 3 or 4 more, xe sure is mad and gay since xe keeps making the same threads over and over that get fewer than 30 posts
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Late nite hojo
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>>19773620
nah, I'm not a Mayuposter. I do always call her pizza mayu though
>>19773713
based, what a great and over general
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>>19773784
>>19774871
very cuteo
>>19775079
smol booba
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>>19775536
>>19775541
kek
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>>19776008
Cute killer but...
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>>19776690
kek
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>>19777730
based bumper
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Cap'n the SEXO
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>>19777954
Cap'n of SEXO and Princess of Kawaii
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'ritards are so talented
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>>19778254
did she retweet this?
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>>19778254
Anime looking mf
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>>19778344
Yes
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>>19778411
based
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Something about the fact that Kairi shaves her arms does it for me
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>>19778590
Based lil' thief also 'ri needs a title on her own
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>>19778590
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>>19778730
>batman
KWAB
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kek, 1 anti 'ri thread and 2 anti IYO threads got merked
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>>19779130
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>>19779316
>'ri doing the IYO maneuver
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>>19778730
Cool pic. 2 of my favourites.
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>>19779130
The merking has been used effectively
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2 year anniversary of 'ri winning the tag titles
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>>19779207
What color do you think his body suit will be on Saturday? I hopping for a purple or pink 'ri
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>>19780181
his?
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>>19778732
What if Asuka beats Becky for the title and when Kairi finally has had enough of the abuse Asuka has dished out on her they have a program and she eventually wins the IC title from her. It may be at WrestleMania, maybe a bit after, but not so far away as SummerSlam, so MitB at the latest.
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>>19780256
HER ,sorry
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>>19780328
That's the scenario I am hoping for
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My Captain is an awesome Captain
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Kairi Sane
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>>19781143
Many people are saying this
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>>19780328
who gets the win at mania?
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>>19781080
The best of all!
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>>19781080
kek, fuck becko
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>>19780328
Becky has to drop the IC to AJ at Mania.
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remember that place we went to during mania? xe made a thread seething on there, it's funny
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Chun-'ri
>>19781080
Cute cap'n
>>19781080
'ri or Tam lad you have to decide you can't go through life nutting inside every Joshi, leave something for us!
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>>19782009
does she got the legs?
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Post high quality images of Kairi's hairless pits
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>>19782047
you didn't say please
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Batman in the mud
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Is she straight up on a date with Drew, what the fuck? Why is no one else there?
Gobigulia is in SA
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>>19782423
that's lyra and her fucked up husband. erd beaerd is rowan. guy in the hat looks like a big white boi. kairi isnt sitting near any other girl so it looks awkward a bit to traditional joshi standards.
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>>19782432
that's the hog with her hair down? that looks more like izzy, not that izzy would be there. why is her loser husband who can't even get on evolve there?
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>>19782417
What's up with that tiny ass cup he is offering her? Kairi deserves a large beverage!
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>>19782423
>puts menu on dish
this is how you know Kairi is from a classy upbringing. she is ready to order!
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>>19782123
Please and thank you
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>>19782596
A lot of people touch those menus though. They pick their noses, cough, scratch their ballsack then peruse the menu. Menus are dirty, yknow.
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>>19782596
that's dirty
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>>19782423
>>19782432
>>19782596
>>19782608
>>19782620
In Japan it's proper and fine. Kairi doesn't know that other countries are dirty and full of swine-like people who aren't cultured.
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>>19782596
The Captain is very cultured!
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>>19781363
Kairi for the payoff, but if Asuka finally gets her Mania win to extend the program to the next PLE that would work as well.
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>>19782423
I'm thinking it may be some sort of cultural thing where a woman has to show up with a man at a formal dinner or Drew is her unofficial bodyguard there.
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My Cap'n be the GOAT
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I have noticed that Kairi doesn't wear her wedding ring in public anymore.
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>>19783713
Everyone is saying this!!
>>19783725
Well she's not married
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gabagulia and steph are hanging out in saudi riding camels
>>19782589
yeah IDK what that is
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>>19783964
When did she divorce Batman?
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>>19783024
do they wash the menus in japan?
>>19783725
batman in the mud
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>>19784250
they are clean and use sanitizers and wash before eating. very common practice in respectfu hapan.
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the slid is on apparently
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>>19785028
Not on my watch
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>>19782423
in this picture i see nathan frazer, alex shelley, nikki cross, dexter lumis, erick rowan
as a shoot she might be hanging with drew because women might not be allowed to roam unaccompanied in saudi arabia and we know the drewster is shoot good dude who wouldn't want dumbass kairi to get in trouble
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>>19785028
What happened this time?
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>>19785216
based
>>19785233
oh shit that is Nikki. I didn't recognize the others because I don't watch dimeless losers.
based Drew keeping Kairi safe
>>19785244
no clue but the board randomly went into hyperdrive. I think part of it is the cripple keeps bumping the anti threads and then good ol'd bt keeps bumping the ratings threads which causes the anti to bump the anti threads. someone's bumping page 10 threads because shit threads I made keep getting bumped
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>>19782423
>Why is no one else there?

there's a dozen different wrestlers in that image

also women can't walk around unaccompanied there
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>>19783537
Pretty great that Kairi gets the biggest, nastiest heel on the roster for her escort. Based Drew guarding arrrr captain!
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Will we get a glimpse of Kairi's full ring gear tomorrow on smack? I can't wait see what colour she's wearing on the RR
>>19785744
Kawaiiri
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
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'ri
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>>19786792
What time is the RR airing down there lad?
>>19787333
CUTEEEEEE&SEXOOO
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Translation of the bit of Japanese dialogue Asuka & Kairi shared on Raw:
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/2016182987239600363/ (embed)
P. funny
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>>19785744
Our captain will miss the Gasparilla festival in Tampa Bay this weekend due to having to be in KSA for the Rumble. I hope Hunter makes it up to her for missing being around her people and not just have her go halfway across the world to have a short stint and quick elimination in the match.
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>>19787675
It's on at 5am Sunday morning. Gotta work anyway so I won't get to see it until night. I should probably go on a media blackout for the day.
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Cap'n
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>>19787745
She usually has a funny spot, at least.
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>>19788035
I hope she does something memorable, especially if she won the Rumble.
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>>19787840
Ohh and I was complaining that it would be at Saturday 1 pm for me
>>19788494
Such a nice feet
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>>19788494
Hojo hooves!
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>>19787745
poor 'ri missing the pirate festival near where my grandma lives
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>they/them don't want none
also no wedding ring
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Imagine getting out midgeted by 'ri
Why does 'ri have the most bags?
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>>19788644
what's this say?
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https://youtu.be/-bBs6uODpo4?t=2523
Riv, Raquel, Chiquita Culo Blanco, Bagley, nepohog, Rhea and IYO on the preshow
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>>19789161
Cute
>>19789167
Bigger loot for the cap'n
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The Captain made the list
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>>19789800
>2 jeets listed
>khali above 'ri
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>>19790314
When did jeets become asians?
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>>19791015
I think bongs call them asians? I know jeets call themselves asians, but continents aren't based on geography so the whole thing is retarded. like some yuros claim that russia isn't in yurop based on literally zero physical features. Where as asia could arguably be 3 continents because there is a big ass series iof mountain ranges and iran, china and india are all on different sides of the mountains. it's like the same kind of retardation where north africa has more in common with south yurop due to the Mediterranean facilitating trade and the movement of people than it does with the rest of africa due to the desert blocking trade and the movement of people
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How many times a week does kairi cheats her husband?
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>>19790682
Newest 'ri, nice
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>>19791149
GMS
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>>19789800
I'm surprised Kairi made it not some other Japanese wrestlers already in the WWE HOF like Bull Nakano, Muta or Tatsumi Fujinami.
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>>19791149
Kairi and Iyo go to the same dojo as Matt Riddle to train, you just know.
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Kairi Hojo
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Insane el-bump
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>>19792282
Many people are saying this
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>>19792288
it's funny that Kairi really likes this spot but IYO isn't strong enough to get her up most of the time. they also used to do a variant of this in NXT back when IYO and 'ri cheated during tag matches
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I fkn love Kairi bros! Just thought I'd share this little tidbit about myself.
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It looks like some gay cripple who is the same race as tony khan is sliding something, but the anti thread died and several anti IYO threads died
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>>19793923
Blessed Young Hoj'!
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What if things kick off in the middle east this weekend while the wrestlers are in KSA? Will they be alright?
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>>19794222
A new schizo has appeared?
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>>19794890
did kairi get one of those korean jaw shaves?
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>>19795369
Angel Cake Hoj
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>>19795439
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>>19795017
idk, 3 anti threads left and all the ratings threads got slid
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Kairi is going to win the royal rumble. I can feel it in my bones.
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>>19795014
Saudi Arabia and the emerates don't give a single shit about the normal muslim shit because they're making money hand over fist on oil and want to keep it that way. Pretty sure SA recently acknowledged the jews as their tribal chief
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>>19796286
>yfw 'ri botches and accidently wins like that based retard on NXT
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'ri is ready to rumble!!
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Royal coomble is on rn bros. Almost time for Cap'n
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'ri will be 23
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>>19799453
wrong
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Where the fuck is 'ri, Goddammit triple fumble
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>>19799626
she has to be soon, they're running out of numbers
>>19799711
she missed the japanese spiderman spot
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Blue 'ri
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Fuck you triple h fuck you
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>no pop
damn those jeets HATE 'ri
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Kairi has an official elimination of her Royal Rumble stat sheet, I can live with this.
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We eliminated Asuka lmao
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>>19800111
/kabuki/ jobbing to /arrrr/ like usual
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Did they show anything after Asuka grabbed 'ri's hair? I looked away to shitpost because brie was coming in and I didn't care
>>19800201
it do be like that
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>>19800274
>Did they show anything after Asuka grabbed 'ri's hair?
Nope not a fuckin thing. Whatever happened next, if anything did, we fuckin missed it cos of shotty camerawork/cuts.
And I thought Kevin Dunn was meant to be gone.
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Poor 'ri...
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Someone PLEASE tell me there are photos and webms. Her cute little ass looked amazing.
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>>19801106
photos will come later when WWE puts them out. I don't think Saudi fans are allowed to take pics.
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>>19801482
There were tons of pics of Roxy's ass in the leather pants yesterday.
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IYO did us so dirty bros. The way she eliminated her like that. Totally took advantage of her being frozen in terror. Very sneaky and opportunistic. Some "friend"
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>>19802251
go back to your aew and stardom threads you sour fucking mook
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>>19801106
someone's going to post them in kabuki and I'm going to steal them and repost them here
>>19800928
kek, didn't Liv get shoot pissed in a youtube video watching last year's rumble due to the shitty camera work? Like they skipped over the IYO/Gabagulia thing that was happening in the middle of the ring last year
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>>19802251
IYO looked sad for 'ri before eliminating her
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Damn they really do need to fire HHH
That was such a bad show. Literally nothing good
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>>19806773
pretty much. The highlight of the night was like 30 seconds of Kairi and 30 seconds of real el grande
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>>19802251
What do you expect? She betrayed Asuka and Kairi. She's the reason all of this is happening to 'ri.
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>>19807495
Sky Pirates are about to blow this Kabuki crap up in the face of Kana. Their love is real, the Asuka relationship is a senpai goes bad thing.
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>>19807075
It was so fucking bad. HHH literally took over WWE at it's hottest point in over 20 years and tanked it by booking garbage NXT black and gold shit. The only thing that's semi enjoyable is the women's division.
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>>19807626
The Rock and Triple H feud spilled over into 2024 and ruined the sport.
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>>19771539
Is she just her shaking her panty-less vagina around? MMMM BASED
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Kairi Sane
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>>19808593
Holy coom
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LMAO LOSER
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>>19810018
It's an anonymous board, we don't need your name!
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>>19810018
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Seeing as nobody else is contributing, here's her cute little ass in the bodysuit from the Rumble.
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>>19810590
da ass is phat~!
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>>19810590
Asuka finna facefuck Kairi with her clam and pulling her hair very aggressively
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>>19810590
Lots of screencappable shots of her ass tonight. Hoping some of the Towelpeople at least got some good shots too.
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>>19810590
We're losing to the Kabukibros, brothers.
Not enough Power Ranger catsuit Kairi ass ITT.
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>>19810590
Needs to be kanchoed
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>>19810702
Kabuki got thrown over the top
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>>19810751
Technically we did go over
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>>19807626
>>19807812
fucking this. All the men's shit outside of like Chad, Dom and AJ is so fucking bad right now. especially the rumble
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>>19808033
source on the no panties
>>19808593
cute dress
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>>19807617
based. I wonder if it will be 'ri vs Asuka or a triple threat or something
>>19810051
Damn, you cooked that fucking hog
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>>19810590
I was about to post this after I stole the pic from kabuki
>>19810608
very hotto
>>19810615
I don't think the towel men take pics
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'ri had the shortest women's rumble time
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fuck I accidently posted in Kabuki, they tricked me with the 'ri op
Janny was clearing house like Nia Snax in the 2025 rumble
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Rumble 'ri
>>19810590
SniffSniffSniff blue 'ri nice tushy
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I'm so annoyed they cut away from asuka and 'ri
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
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>>19813734
Based Cap'n
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>>19791015
Asia is not just East Asia. They're in Asia.
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>>19813734
I feel the exact same way!
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>>19814170
no one thinks of jeets as asians and there's a better argument for saying yurop and asia are the same continent than saying india and china are on the same continent
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'ri
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>>19808593
I feel like this pic has had some AI involved
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>>19815275
Pretty much this. Isn't India referred to as the sub(human)continent, anyway?
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>>19814019
great pic
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>>19816029
Hojo
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got banned from /jp/ for posting WMAF propaganda. thank god for kabuki and arrrr
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>>19816254
We love that shit here
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>>19816254
dumb chinese men post there. they will cheer on blacked jav but not WMAF. we here are aryan chads and spic chads so its totally accepted
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>>19816254
based chinese
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>>19816254
Cute
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Captain
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>>19771539
I like when the Captain is sexual
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>>19817149
AJ slayed Japanese mango left and right and I’m 99% certain he didn’t bother to learn even a single word of the language.
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>>19816877
they mad at WMAF
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exclusive /arrr/ content. do not repost in /kabuki/
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUMesOFE-y2/
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>>19817883
I hate how you have to be super careful sharing ig links so you don't accidently dox yourself
https://www.instagram.com/wwe_on_netflix/p/DUMDP1eiWDo/?img_index=2
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>>19816005
yeah, people usually refer to it a the subcontinent. The whole fucking thing with continents was just an excuse for yuropeans in whatever year they invented the term, to differentiate themselves from Asians and Africans. Because if you try to use the actual definition the Americas are only divided by a manmade canal and different cultures say North and South America vs 1 America. There's no actual divide between yurop and asia and the divide between asia and africa is man made
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>>19816254
fucking based Chad move
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>>19818026
So much this, yt colonizers are fucking evil.
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>>19817569
Based Big Bible AJ
>>19817149
That's the only time they got to work together? They 100% should have done this match as a winner takes all belts match at Summer Slam with AJ taking the pin
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>>19817294
that candy is upside down
>>19818031
I'm white. I'm just pointing out why it's dumb to use asia for a whole continent because the mountain ranges really make it 3 separate regions. It's like how north africa has more in common with southern yurop and the easter Mediterranean than southern yurop because there's a big ass desert there or how there's a seperate yuro culture north of and south of the alps
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>>19817883
sound post if you're cool
>>>/wsg/6084833
if you aren't
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>>19818204
webm version because I think it will play better with my sound player
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>>19818257
>>19818204
let's try that again
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>>19818689
Foxy Kairi
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>>19817569
AJ is based
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>>19817883
For me it's how the camelfuckers start, though barely audible, a 'You fucked up.' chant after Kairi accidentally eliminated Asuka.
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>>19818013
Nice
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I wanna bust a fat nut inside of the Cap'n
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exclusive /arrr/ content, do not repost on kabuki
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DURCmx1AVEr/
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>>19820151
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>>19817569
AJ was always a holy child, he didn't do that
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>>19820156
Cute
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>>19820619
Nice newest 'ri, and today is Monday Nigh 'ri that means more 'ris!!
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>>19818204
How could Iyochan be so mean?
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>>19821451
All Iyo had to do was walk away and go fight someone else. She could have left Kairi alone, someone else would have eliminated her. She'd have been safer inside the ring away from Asuka's fury. Instead she took advantage of her and pushed her into the waiting arms of the pissed off dragon. Actively making Kairi's situation worse. BAD friend.
Do not forgive her Kairi.
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>>19820820
**Sniff**
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No new 'ri?
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>>19824443
I don't think so although I did step away for a few to make some chicken parm. Finna play this pirate yakuza game in honor of the Captain.
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>>19825196
Kairi fishnets!
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Princess of Kawaii
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>>19821451
she's a traitor
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>>19821551
wow, what an evil player
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>>19825380
looks like a vtuber outfit ass player
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>>19826618
Evil bitch, but what a cute blue tushy from /arrrr/ poor cap'n
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>>19826622
Would love to lead Kairi or be led by Asuka like this.
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>>19827287
lead 'ri because femdom is gay and I am not a homo
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>>19827304
Based no homo lad
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EXCLUSIVE /ARRRR/ CONTENT
do not, under any circumstances, post in /kabuki/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLkM5_AhbwI
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>>19827491
Kek poor 'ri
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I had this weird dream last night where Kairi gave me a half liter Bottle of piss. Someone explain.
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>>19827792
a half liter is about a pint
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>>19827792
I dunno.
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Post more 'ri 'ritards
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Based Gimmick
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>>19828243
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New thread
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Kairi is life
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>>19829087
>making new before the bump limit
>not hitting 151

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