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Why is he relegated to literal who outlaw mudshow promotions? He always seemed dimes.
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faggot drug addict
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>>19827652
Officer R. Ward won
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>>19827655
Most of the greats were.
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ass/cock/pussy slut
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>>19827652
Based Bussy Buster
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>>19827652
he can work and get over easily but he’s a diva that’s hard to work with
being “the MLW guy” is probably the best he can do at this point - he burned his bridge with WWE, with AEW being the B&G locker room he’s never getting in, TNA is WWE and would be a downgrade, NJPW belted him up and he immediately fucked it up and burned that bridge
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>>19827768
didn't he shit talk tony at some point pretty sure he burned that bridge too
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Trees and forests
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>>19827768
He did the same thing with his MMA career
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>>19827652
Have you ever worked with a stoner before? Nobody wants to be around them
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You now remember this
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saved randy's career then rode off into the sunset
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>>19827652
He's gotta have CTE or something. His behavior is so erratic sometimes.
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>>19827768
>with AEW being the B&G locker room
what does B&G mean? I'm shoot asking.
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>>19827652
Riddle's ceiling was high, he was teaming with Orton and main evented several shows, was over as a main eventer, he had a great look, was entertaining, and he could work. The problem is he was a chronic fuckhead with drug and attitude problems which only seemed to get worse as he got pushed. Now he's main eventing empty high school gyms. What a waste.
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>>19828939
>Riddle's ceiling was high
that's not the only thing that was high amirite fellow weed smokers. sorry didn't read the rest of your post (too stoned)
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>>19827652
>Ugly face
>Weird body
>Shoeless geek
>Can't pass a drug test (and I'm not just talking about weed)
>Sloppy stoner
>Primadonna
>Will fuck anything with or without a pulse
>Can't work
>Can't cut a promo
You geeks glaze this guy all the time but he doesn't have any upside. Yeah, he went 8 and 3 in the UFC, but at that point just get a fucking Chechen. They'll have more charisma and less substance issues.
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>>19828977
the thing is, that's undeniably based imo
in the perfect for the wrestling business sense
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>>19827652
>Fag Diddle
>dimes
lol
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>>19828824
black and gold NXT
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>>19829001
more like Diddled
R. Ward went over
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>>19827652
He's so sexy too, bros
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>>19828079
Probably the dumbest reason anyone's ever got banned from New Japan because maybe Low Ki
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>>19829208
that better not be weed I smell
*snaps rubber glove*
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>>19827768
>NJPW belted him up and he immediately fucked it up and burned that bridge

when and how did he burn the NJPW bridge?
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>>19828939
>he had a great look
>Midget
>Shoeless
>Painted nails in bright colors
>Mushroom tattoo
>Stoned retard face
>Woman hair
>great look
Maybe for aew lol
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>>19829208
>>19829229
holy shit
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>>19829238
>give Riddle the TV title
>he decides to defend it in a literal who shindie
>decides to have it be a time limit draw
>never ran any of it by New Japan
>the next US show Riddle drops it to ZSJ I think in a shit match
>never used again
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>>19829265
>R. Ward R Matt R
holy r.-oli
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>>19828017
RVD, Liv Morgan, Marty Janetty, Jeff Hardy are all big stoners.
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>>19829296
reminder that wwe for a long time (might still do) would drug test and weed was just a fine, so the workers thought of it as a 'tax' for smoking. it wouldn't count as a strike or anything
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>>19829283
According to Cagematch he only defended it against other NJPW guys and won both matches.
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>>19827660
Yeah but those were somas and coke, not weed.
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>>19829478
DUDE, imagine being a weed addict. literally shooting up multiple marijuanas each day, going into reefer madness and committing the mortal sin of miscegenation.
couldn't be me
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>>19829208
>>19829265
Matt...*gulp*...R-R??
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Was he the one that said a TSA agent groped his bussy?
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>>19829238
>>19829238
I thought it was bucks and guns
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>>19829283
seems like it should be on the promoted to tell him if any rules exist for how the belt should be used
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>>19829261
He was a shoot fighter that could stretch 90% of the locker room.
Long hair is a draw in wrestling since it helps you sell.

Had decent potential but fucked it up with drugs like an old school wrestler
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>>19829645
yes, officer r. ward raped and gaped Matt r. r.iddle's hole in the summer of...whenever that was
I'm meming a lot but it was a real situation
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>>19829342
cagematch didn't log it because NJPW doesn't recognize it
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>>19829667
https://nypost.com/2023/09/11/wwes-matt-riddle-accuses-cop-at-jfk-airport-of-sex-assault/
in the icy fall of 23 apparently
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>>19829674
>3 years already
wtf it feels like this shit happened last year
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Sadly once he gets too successful he goes on drug/sex binges and misses shows and flights anf fucks up he's a drug addict. Weed brain causes this
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>>19829310
They don't even get fined for it anymore.
https://www.si.com/fannation/wrestling/wwe/wwe-s-current-marijuana-policy-revealed
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>>19829837
this holy shit
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>>19827652
Dude I wanna check out your ass and cock babe
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>I'm gonna need ya to drop dem jeans, boy.
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>>19829911
based
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>>19830059
The R stands for rape Matty boy
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>>19830059
Not funny, bro
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>>19830336
*smacks truncheon against hand suggestively*
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State of him
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>>19830353
At least kiss my neck this time
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>>19827652
he's got the look but he's also extremely retarded i guess.
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>>19829238
Riddle said he just hasn't gone back to NJPW due to the yen being down.
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>>19830426
>kissing
uhh bit gay
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>>19830433
nah that's you.
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>>19830433
>le look
what, he's kinda jacked?
he has shoot credibility, not the look
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>>19830059
imagine being r. ward and shoot raping matt riddle's tight musclebutt
hnggggg
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>>19831247
someone post this manslut's onlyfans
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>>19829478
he was failing drug tests in WWE and getting sent to rehab. that wasn't for weed, bubba.
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I'm so mad he is a total retard. Its not surprising he is but it sucks. I was so excited for a dudebro pothead who could actually heem the entire roster. It was such an odd character but was also completely genuine as it was just him. He didn't give a shit, just did what he wanted and didn't really play WWE's bullshit rituals which just got him more over. If Riddle wasn't such a drug and sex fiend he'd still be there and probably main eventing.
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>>19831355
>It was such an odd character but was also completely genuine as it was just him.
yes, riddle is a shoot missed oppurtunity
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>>19829911
good
they probably got sicked of worked prescription slips from mark doctors for the herb
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People say he's hard to work with, he causes problems, drugs, etc

but the reality, I think, is that he is just heavily CTE'd from his time in MMA which kind of makes him a walking Benoit waiting to happen, and also makes him unpredictable behavior wise and generally unstable

the dude legitimately needs help but what can you even do for somebody like that to help them? I legitimately don't know. At a point, especially if you're a trained MMA guy, you're just a danger to everyone around you.
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>>19829283
He also took the belt onto a video podcast and talked about his favorite drugs, which is more frowned upon in Japan
>>19831355
I like him too but he's just too retarded for his own good
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>>19832611
is weed still a big get thrown in prison type deal over there? what drugs do they do over in nippon?
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>>19832615
>is weed still a big get thrown in prison type deal over there?
Yes but they allow CBD and I think even Delta-9 fake THC now

They'll probably legalize it eventually because they're ultimately less retarded and also less stridently politicized than we are.
The only reason it isn't nationally legal in the US is because evangelicals are still retarded about it and would rather get liquored up, beat their wives, and drive head-on into a family of 4
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>>19832620
Rational stoner here, thanks for the rundown u seem based
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>>19829342
Found it
https://prowrestling.net/site/2024/04/01/squared-circle-expo-iv-parade-of-champions-results-vetters-review-of-nic-nemeth-vs-ultimo-dragon-matt-riddle-vs-jake-omen-for-the-njpw-tv-title-ec3-vs-carson-drake-for-the-nwa-title/
9. Matt Riddle vs. Jake Omen went to a time-limit draw at 15:00; Riddle retained the NJPW TV Title. We are reminded there is a 15-minute time limit. The crowd was hot before they locked up. They traded fast-paced mat reversals. Riddle applied a Triangle Choke at 4:30. Omen applied a Boston Crab, but Riddle reached the ropes. Omen hit a snap suplex and kept Riddle grounded. Riddle hit some roundhouse kicks to the chest at 6:30, then a German Suplex. He nailed an Exploder Suplex, then a senton for a nearfall at 8:00. Riddle hit a fisherman’s suplex. Omen hit a backbreaker over his knee and a suplex for a nearfall.

Omen hit a stiff kick to the spine. Riddle hit a Jackhammer powerslam for a nearfall at 11:00. Omen hit a top-rope superplex and they were both down. Omen tied up Riddle and cranked back on his head. Riddle hopped up and hit a running knee to the chin, then a top-rope corkscrew plancha for a believable neafall. Omen hit a Tombstone Piledriver for a nearfall. Omen hit a Shining Wizard for a nearfall at 13:00. They got up and traded chops. They traded rollups. Riddle hit another knee to the chin. Omen hit a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. Riddle applied a front guillotine choke and the bell rang right at 15:00. Omen was on the verge of tapping out but held on.

* Riddle got on the mic but you couldn’t hear him over the music. It finally stopped. Riddle said Omen is the first person who has taken him to a draw. They shook hands. A very good match. He then said, “always do as Randy does,” and he hit an RKO on Omen!
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>>19827652
MATT RIDDLE WAS FIDDLED AND DIDDLED BY A TSA AGENT IN THE SUMMER OF 2023

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