>>19828552
mmmmm

>>19828552
Why didn't they name him Bron Steiner

>>19828552
He fell down

>>19828552
Soon to inherit the Ass Man gimmick.

>>19828563
"Main Event" Jey Uso

>>19828552
Why does he have a bad ass? Too little fiber? Hemorrhoids? Poor squat technique and only activates back instead of glutes?

>>19828552
dude is a complete bitch and looked like a pussy last night lol gently pushing over a hollow table and screaming in a mickey mouse voice isn't scary

>>19828568
rick and scott own the name and wwe cheap ass didn't wanna pay them to use it

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>>19828587

Having him stand near Brock killed any aura of beast this lil dude could have ever had

>>19828795
They weren't even going to allow their own son to use their name? What shit parents.

Squeaking kid

>>19828654
Being verifiably 5'8.75" doesn't help either

>>19828552
The unpredictable blacked ass

>>19828552
If this nepo dwarf is the future of WWE then it really is over.

>>19828552
>they call him the unpredictable badass
>actually only Michael Cole calls him that

>>19828552
This dude has completely lost every bit of aura he ever had in a month. Vince would have him doing a dancing gimmick by mania

>>19828552
I love it when he spases out from all the anger and roids

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Brock Lesnar slips and falls during his entrance in the biggest botch of the year and the only thing people will remember in the long run is a 0.5 seconds shot of lil' Bron.

>>19831097
Been a bad couple months for him. Hard to imagine it going much worse, actually.

Suspiciously, his two biggest in-ring botches (War Games and the Netflix Anniversary) involved CM Punk. People smarter than me can tell me whether those were his fault or Punk’s, but regardless, it planted seeds that he couldn’t land key spots.

He tries to look tough and use the Badass moniker, which has always reeked of cringey try-hard. Then Brock put a fucking Cowboy hat on him, emasculating him even further when he’s already behind the 8-ball as a shorter guy.

His big Raw promos were overshadowed by his puberty voice cracking.

On top of that, he’s already known for being a nepo-baby. And in kayfabe, he basically got vaulted to the top spot simply because Paul Heyman seemed to say so, so his character is viewed more as hype than having earned it.

His big moment was the betrayal of Seth. That moment itself went ok, but then Seth got shoot hurt so they couldn’t really pay it off like they probably planned. Bad luck I guess.

I think they decided to pump the breaks after the Netflix title match. Jobbing him out to a masked man at the start of the Rumble is a fine story idea in general, but that’s something you do with midcarder to build some intrigue, not with an allegedly top guy. Not in the Rumble.

And then turning him into unhinged crazy guy on Raw last night made it obvious how far he’s fallen. I mean, compare the legit fucking kino cinema promo Punk and Roman cut last night to Bron throwing a tantrum like a child and tell me which story seems like a WM main event, lol.

Bron’s fall is so bad, they’ve apparently decided to pivot the entire Vision into a keystone cops comedy troupe, forcing Austin Theory to stand there and eat embarrassing strays from Adam Pierce about being the masked man, and forcing Bronson Reed to get counted out like a goober to Penta. They’ve even forced Paul Heyman to look weak and baffled.

It’s not good lol.

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>>19828552
What's so ass about him?

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>>19828552
Not world champion material