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>Randy Orton segment
>MFTs vs Wyatt Sick6
>Jacob Fatu promo
>Damian Priest and R-Truth vs Kofi Kingston and Grayson Waller
>Jade Cargill segment
>Number one contenders match for the United States Championship: Jordynne Grace vs Tiffany Stratton
>Trick Williams segment
>Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs Bayley and Lyra Valkyria
>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
>Cody Rhodes segment
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jade is eating rhea alive here and she's not even a good promo
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Jade is blowing her out
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Rhea smol
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NOT THE B WORD
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miss her
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WHERE TO WATCH THIS ON ENGLISH OUTSIDE OF THE STATES
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Cringe
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>>20263053
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Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
Women shouldn't be allowed to promo
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People like you
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>b fab was talking for jade

They gave up on the jade experiment
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Jade is better I'm afraid.
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OH MY GOD SHE SAID BITCH
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
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rhea looks rough
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Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let women talk. Bring Johnny Ace back.
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>>20263053
This was NOT the promo to just give them bullet points.
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at first i thought rhea was gonna win but i think it has become clear rhea is going to lose and take some time off to get herself right, she cannot go on like this
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>>20263069
Literally one year ago
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>m-mommy? can i say the B-word now?
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kek at the implications of rhea's eating disorder. was jade shooting?
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these guys again
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Jade might be doing a Halle Barry from Flintstones cosplay and she is fine as fuck
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Rhea is jobbing, she confirmed that she is traveling after WM to Australia and skipping europe
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Look at Jades big ole chocolate ass hanging out.
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>>20263079
Wow this aged poorly
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Jade cooked Rhea
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>>20263082
Tired of her I'd rather Jade
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TIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Women shouldn’t be allowed to go to shows. Women shouldn’t be allowed to promo. Liv/Steph will be a lumberjack match and they and all the women ringside will be in bras and panties.
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t. STIFF
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IT'S STIFFY TIME
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Rhea looks like a transexual skeleton
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JC Mateo is adorable, i wanna hug him :3
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Stop wearing these butterfly tops you bitch
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they should have just had tiffany win the rumble and beat jade
rhea is too kwabbed
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>mfw a woman who can’t speak English and a blonde whore have the only decent woman’s feud
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i love bulimic tiffy so much
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Tomma is great. Needs to split and feud with Sinsuke.

Talla is great. Needs to break and feud with Rowen.

Tonga fucking sucks. JC Moteo fucking sucks. They need to go to NXT/AAA
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All I wanted was Giulia at Mania and I can't even get that.
Fuck this gay Earth.
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>>20263112
charles...
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>Giulia vs Jordynne
Finally, they can have a good fucking match
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is andre the giant match gonna be 25mins fuck?
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rhea and jade proving you don't need to know how to talk to be in wwe
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Tiffany is completely cooled off, she may as well be a complete newjack from NXT at this point.
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oh my god there's a whole hour left
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Tiffany went from beating Charles at Mania last year to this
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Jade Cargill lifting me up and down while sucking my little penis like she’s doing reps at the gym
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You now remember smackdown when it was good
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>>20263129
She does not work at all as a face.
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is jordynne grace finna job in her first match back? i don't think they should or frankly can job tiffany out
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>>20263136
I started watching in 2006
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How is Shawn so good at this job? It doesn't make sense.
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>>20263119
AAA is not your dumpster wtf. Why do we get all the shitters
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>>20263136
I WANT IT ALL THE EXCESS THE SEX AND MUCH SUCCESS STRESS SUCKS I WANT IT ALL NO LESS SO COME ON
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>>20263132
Only 20-30 minutes. Luckily the rest is just ads.
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>>20263136
it's been a long time
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>>20263136
More like when WWE was good.
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>>20263143
talent, true talent
HHH never had talent
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>>20263135
Kek
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Kek buddy was watching smackdown in a casino and then they went to play slots
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>>20263143
Shawn is my all time favorite wrestler.
Current favorite wrestle is Logan Paul.
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>>20263099
OH yeah
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rate the show so far
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>rain starting in an hour
:)
>heavy thunderstorm
:(
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>>20263165
a solid 4
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tiffany looking good asf tonight
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>>20263149
2002-03 raw was dogshit thoughalbeit
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GIULIA TOES
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>>20263165
Go fuck yourself also Giulia a shit.
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>>20263172
funny how putting one of the GOATs angle as your top guy makes one show good and putting one of the WOATs HHH as your other top guy ruins it
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hope Grace wins, Tiffy is so last year
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Ludwig won
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remember when jordynne still had a feminine voice?
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>>20263094
Jade is the perfect Vixen from DC with her natural hair.
The issue is that she is a Stormtistic and probably reads storm comics only.
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they're saying tiffany looks like the perfect bimbo
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>>20263178
I knew only ESL hated based Giu
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why is crowd so silent for the women? ?
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please take this roider away
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>>20263178
>go fuck yourself
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>>20263184
No
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>>20263184
i read that there are drugs that roided women can take to get the female voice back
no clue if that's true
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>Pat walks out and yells YEEAAAAAOOWW
Based thick dwarf babe
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who won the battle royal?
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Two hairy men have appeared on my screen
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>>20263191
because SmackDown is 80% womeme and manlet brown wrestling

RAW > SmackDown
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I would commit an act of terror on this fuckass arena for the negapop Jordynne just got
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Strong Nord Woman vs Dwarf Woman
And my dick got into a shoot for this
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Tiffany looks great tonight

has she changed her ring gear?
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Jordynne has a fat, jiggly ass.
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if you think about it jordynne grace is sort of like the thea hail pokemon evolution
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I WOULD KILL TO SUCK ON BOTH OF THESE WHORES EXTENDED STEROID CLITS HOLY MOLY
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Where is Giulia? Doing nothing?
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Jordynne is the same height as her husband.
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>>20263205
She does look slightly less bogged. Maybe she cut down on the botox.
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>>20263205
yeah since she came back she's been using gears in more vibrant colors with this butterfly motif and those sleeve leg things, more ponytails and y2k kinda hairdos as opposed to hair down
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>>20263213
Sitting at comms looking sexy.
What are you doing, anon?
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>>20263213
hangin out with kiana
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>gets hit with multiple knees to her guts
>recovers and sells her shoulder slightly then sticks her tongue out
What in the blue hell is this shit
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>>20263181
>hope Grace wins
You don't want Jordynne Grace in the US championship vortex.
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god how rich are the boomers in america that they get phone contracts advertised just for them on TV
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>>20263213
Getting fired hopefully.
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It's Friday bros so you know what that means: post a FAT BITCH
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Kiana should be wrestling.
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jordynne took the antipop personally
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>>20263213
She's the US Champion, the only women's belt not being defended tomorrow, making this match absolutely baffling.
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Suplex is the 2nd move you learn in wrestling class
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>>20263216
So, they are dwarves.
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I can't tell who's lost more muscle mass between Rhea and Tiffany.
Sad.
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>>20263236
maybe they'll add it after this match
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>>20263233
WWWYKI
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>>20263243
isn't tiffany training for a bodybuilding competition right now? it's definitely rhea
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Your go-home Smackdown, sir (it's ass)
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>>20263243
>women looking like women is bad
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honestly besides the shitty crowd i am enjoying this match
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>>20263244
maybe but that's still very odd
Giula was the one meant to be wrestling tonight and defending the title against tiffany
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>>20263128
Roman proved that.
Proved it so much Heyman talked for him.
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>>20263233
Here are three.
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Someone webm that DDT with Grace ass jiggle and pussey shot.
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>Tiffy getting boos on the yeah-boo exchange
Now is the time to turn her
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i can almost see jorddyne's bung hole
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>>20263259
I really don't care about crowds, they cheer for Roman kek.
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>>20263243
Tiffany was literally because she was working non stop ever since she was called up and got shoot sick to a point she had to drop juice and exercises, she had no rest til Jade squashed her and she came back fit again.

Rhea on the other hand...

>>20263254
She, Jordynne and Ivy are going to participate to represent WWE
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>commercial free last hour
What's the catch?
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>>20263251
>morganbehindthescenes
There ain't a scene big enough that you could hide that FAT BITCH
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>>20263254
Why the fuck would she be doing anything else besides the job she gets 400k per year minimum to do?
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>>20263264
I unironically would love a fat jap wife
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>>20263277
59 minutes of cody promo
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womeme wrestling fucking sucks
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Headbutts are way overdone.
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Jordan was getting too sexual with the groans
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Fat women are disgusting
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"Fought adversity"?
Roman has cancer-ass aids, barely wrestles, and main events every wrestlemania. Don't tell me that this bitch can't show up for Wrestlemania.
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these are supposed to be GOOD wrestlers btw according to smarks
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>>20263280
big maika fan i take it
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>>20263230
a bill passed recently to make boat loans tax free
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>>20263277
Jey Uso hour long yeet fest
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>>20263277
You have to watch a battle royale (with cheese).
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>>20263285
some of them are really good
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can trick save this crowd?
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Rewind the pin and enhance
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>>20263277
45 minutes of it is iShowSpeed and Danhausen flossing
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I like when women show their asses
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They honestly should keep the belt off of Tiffany if they're going to keep her a babyface. Let her claw her way back to a title
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Tiffany Stratton in free use porn.
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now i got an awkward boner cuz tiffys not on the tv anymore
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>>20263306
Just fap to Kayley Gunner
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>>20263298
Poor liv
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>>20263297
>battle royale (with cheese).
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>>20263264
>Here are three.
Them bitches so fat they don't look Asian
LMAO!!!!
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>>20263269
Need
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I’m starting to like Jordyn
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Whoop that trick.
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>>20263299
Until Sami Zayn inevitably gets involved
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>Just fap to Kayley Gunner
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>>20263298
There's been such a big shift in Rhea recently she used to be awesome and do shit but it's like her confidence is gone
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>>20263327
Also Heather Vahn literally looks like AJ Lee's twin with bigger booba
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>>20263317
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I dont have a webm of Liv taking the had bump. Can anyone post so I can save?
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Stop recommending ugly pornstars
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>>20263328
she's been main roster for like 4-5 years. Probably burnt tf out
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>>20263341
nobody recommended your mother though
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>>20263328
She gets got by literal nobodies and AI jeet accounts on social media. She's probably dealing with some deeprooted insecurity issues and needs some time off. Maybe also some sort of social media coaching or just lay off it entirely.
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>>20263345
Which is why she should lose and take a break
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IM BACK
IM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
IM BACK
IM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
IM BACK
IM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
IM BACK
IM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
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>Michael Cole with his 25th call at Wrestlemania
Are they counting Wrestlemania 15 when he go swapped out for JR at the main event?
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>>20263333
>Heather Vahn
shes so hot. checked
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Need Bayleys fat tits and baby pouch on my screen
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no little boaty today?
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He stole Bobby's roomba
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God, Vegas is such a fuckin' shit hole. It's unbelievable that they went here twice in a row. Fuckin' Jews, man.
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Glad he doesn't have that dimeless Kermit the frog sounding rapper with him
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I wish I had booze
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trick got too much aura
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>>20263359
it's Little Dinghy
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PIPE THAT CHANT
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>>20263361
Everyone looks subhuman.
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>Trick Williams real name is Matrick Mondre Belton
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>>20263361
inshallah the desert will reclaim it some day soon
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>>20263367
Me right now 7 shots in
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>>20263367
I'm not drinking until after mania Sunday so I can pretend I'm at the mania afterparty
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Is this nigga a heel or not?
Why do the announcers ride his jock like he's their favorite quarterback but he's a heel the instant he goes to promo and do the program shit?
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>>20263374
I thought it was Patrick
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>>20263339
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>>20263381
he's a heel that ya just gotta love
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>>20263374
>Matrick
okay
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>>20263374
Jejeroo
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helloova
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>>20263381
He’s an asshole with an undeniably cool entrance.
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Trick is married to Lash Legend?
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>>20263374
Matrick is the most wales name ever
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o rite Sami damn near killed him
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>>20263387
We haven't seen Roxy since
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Lil dinghy injured by the gingerbread man
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Sami decapitating that lil niggy was over with me
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>>20263400
i think they're just engaged but yes
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GINGERBREAD MAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>20263378
How is that.
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>>20263387
based, thanks
was hoping for a non slowed down version though
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BASED
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GINGERBREAD MAN
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Okay, this is DIMES
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this zesty nigga got it but hes still too green
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Vince is back
THAT'S FUNNY SHIT PAL
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>YOU HIT MY FRIEND WITH A HELUVA DIP
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One day, there'll be a brave, little Peach flying out of the ring at WrestleMania and you can say you saw her here first.
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OH MY GOD IT'S THE GINGERBREAD MAN
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KEKAROOOOOO!
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Sami looks better like this
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Ginger ale will NOT like this
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I love Sami
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we're back to 2019
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DON'T YOU HATE WHITE GINGERS
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HOLY FUCK IT'S SOL RUCA
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Shrek 2 mentioned
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LMAOOOOO
BASED
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This is juvenile and immature.
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>>20263411
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Is it Sami?
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This Ginger tall.
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>>20263429
Shades of SOL
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>>20263427
Vincian slopkino
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Vinceian….
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Kek nobody likes that red headed muslim
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That's fuckin funny
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>>20263433
Calm down Sami
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>>20263410
great if youre a drinker
dont drink the regular Captain Morgan though. That shit sucks. Only Private Stock.
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>>20263401
Yeah. It is a Celtic/Anglo/Norman name. Weird!
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ITS FUCKING WRESTLEMANIA TOMORROW
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>>20263361
>>20263361
They literally built a city in the middle of the desert with the singular purpose of making Jews and Italians rich by scamming average Americans with the promise of easy riches. It's a modern day Gomorrah, of course it's a shithole.
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All of Sami's fans are watching AEW
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>>20263389
>he's a heel
At some point the announcers acknowledge that.
Do you hear them acknowledging any heel tactics?
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>BOOOOOOOOOO
KWAB
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that's sami inside the costume
it has kneepads
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wtf is going on
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>>20263456
Death to knee pads
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>>20263450
He should go there with them
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>Heel promo
>Crowd keeps booing Sami
Lmao fuck that hobbo
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>>20263440
It has the same icing and button patterns and everything, officially licensed Shrek costume kek
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You can remove Vince, but not his ideas. At least isn't worse than the Chihuahua reigns.
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>>20263434
Blessed anon.
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>>20263450
So Sami has no fans
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Shrek? SHREK
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>>20263456
20263456bros?? our response??????
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Wait a minute that's NOT Sami?

WHO'S THE GINGERBREAD MAN?!?
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>>20263456
melo

they are doing the triple threat
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Oh.. I thought it would be Sami in the outfit...
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Gingerbread man is more oever than Sami
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>>20263465
Lucky Buddy
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OH SHIT THERE HE GO
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that gingerbread man is sol ruca
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I really thought that was Sami in there he moved just like him
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>>20263456
nevermind
i just got kwabbed
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fun...
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Gingerbread man finna take a bump
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>>20263465
they should have kissed
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Crowd dies the moment Sami comes in. He gets out popped by a jobber in a gingerbread man costume. He is completely dimeless.
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>>20263469
Owens (forma Ozempic)
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WE WANT MELO
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LMFAO why is Sami getting booed?
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LARGE "WE WANT MELO CHANTS"
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>>20263471
Means it's the stupid rap guy
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You don't have fans, sami
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BOOOOOOOOOO
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THIS IS FUCKING GREAT LOL
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this fucking sucks bro
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>ride or die sami fans
lol
lmao
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I'm a ride or die Sami Zayn fan
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This is without a fucking doubt one of the worst segments in wrestling history
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i just know it's melo in that suit too
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SAMI YOU SUCK
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>>20263486
terrorist
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>>20263418
KINO
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>SHUT THE FUCK UP
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YOU SUCK FAGGOT
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Racist ass crowd.
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>>20263459
He should. He'd be appreciated.
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>>20263486
He's been getting booed for a few weeks now
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
KEK
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god damn
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>>20263486
Because he's turning heel
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>>20263486
Because he stole Melo's spot
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This segment is better if you mute your TV and just look at the Gingerbread Man
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Is the battle royale the main event?
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vince is in the suit
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Gingerbread man is OVER with me
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>>20263499
If its melo then we are getting the Melotrick 2.0 at the main roster
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I'm a ride or die (for allah) Sami fan
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wow they hate this palestinian
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THE SMARKIEST CROWD OF THE YEAR IS BOOING SAMI

ITS OVER FOR HIM LMFAOOOOO
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>>20263510
Sami has got fucking nuclear heat for no reason lol
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Who?!! Do they even exist those fans
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watch aew
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If Melo's in the Gingerbread Man suit...
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please let the gingerbread man be pat
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>>20263486
He continuously whines about not getting title opportunities despite losing constantly. They should have turned him into a sad sack heel a long time ago.
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Why do wrestlers not instantly turn heel the moment the crowd starts to turn on them? Its painful to watch Sami come out and do this every week
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FUCK SAMI ZAYN
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>>20263520
That explains the smell anyway.
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This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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>>20263515
Kek based
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>>20263475
this was so fucking awesome. thanks for this, anon. much appreciated.
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>>20263519
show is sequenced in the order of the OP so far
cody promo main events
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>>20263508
Maybe he wouldn't be so whiny then
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Jesus Christ almighty Sami Zayn is dead in the water.
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>>20263528
He has go away heat because people don't wanna see him as a face winning all the time
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This is the go-home show for Wrestlemania, btw.
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WHO IS THE GINGERBREAD MAN

PAT

MELO

VINCE

CODY

AUSTIN
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>>20263469
the gingerbread man is sami

some jobber is dressed like sami. nobody can tell the difference
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>All I see is a little nigger
jesus fucking christ sami
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>>20263528
except for the whole liking the people who celebrate americans dying thing
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>>20263530
They’re muslims
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YA BREAST MILK
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>ya combing ya hair now

Lol
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The Gingerbread man is Justin Gabriel
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This is a switcheroo. They're turning Sami heel and Trick face right before our eyes.
Again, I ask that guy, is Trick a face, because the goddamn audience is telling Sami to shut the fuck up.
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>>20263528
He won the belt cheap after whining like a bitchass

it was meant to be melo vs trick
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>>20263486
His whining got way too bad. He's like one of those best friends you've had your whole life and then o e day you wake up and you realize you hate his stinking guts.
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>>20263569
the foreshadowing….
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ITS TIME TO PLAY THE PLAN
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>>20263551
DEAN
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isn't bounce that ass a very obvious ass eating mention
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Gingerbread man is that basketball nigger that's always hanging around.
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>>20263514
But some dickhead above told me Trick was the bad guy?
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>>20263578
he was in the crowd tonight
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>>20263567
This would make sense but WWE's booking hasn't exactly been stellar.
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The gingerbread man is Johnny Knoxville, there's a new Jackass movie to promote.
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sami doing a blacks have low iq’s gimmick now?
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>>20263578
He was already in the crowd, but maybe he left it. It could be him.
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>gingerbread man covering his eyes
kek
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I love this company lol
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every shot with the gingerbread man is kino
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At this point, Sami's gonna have to go to AEW to stop getting booed.
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Horrible punches from the 20+ year veteran Sami
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the fucking gingerbread head almost came off lmfao
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GINGERBREAD MAN WAS A WHITE GUY
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bo dallas
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Guy in the suit was white so it wasn't Lil Yachty
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>>20263608
>>20263608
>>20263608
>>20263608
>>20263608
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They actually did a successful double turn
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Spun the head right around, absolute kino.
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>>20263602
>>20263602
>>20263602
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>>20263601
It spun around 180 degrees.
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>kicking the gingerbread
SAMI FARQUAD WHAT A MASSIVE HEEL
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>>20263609
>>20263613
>>20263617
Get it together
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>>20263599
I can't believe he's a veteran, those looked like first week in wrestling school punches.
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>>20263628
what's the point of saying something like this? it's not like anyone could know someone else is making a new thread
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>>20263598
They could have brought him back as El Generico, but that's just the Grande Americano gimmick anyway.
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>>20263542
Monitor
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>>20263609
This is the thread

>>20263613
>>20263617
these are AEW fags falseflag
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>>20263598
>At this point, Sami's gonna have to go to AEW to stop getting booed.
Like Cody?
(You didn't think that one through, did you?)

I still can't get over the fact that WWE is pushing a guy that got booed by the company he founded.

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