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>Community theater quotes capture the passion, humor, and unique challenges of local stagecraft, focusing on shared human experience, the magic of collaboration, and the joy of live performance, with lines like "The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster" (often attributed to Oscar Wilde) or "Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art" (Julie Theobald) highlighting the dedication and quirks of the scene.
You love these 85IQ simps. You're the new director for the local catlic theater. Ever since you were a kid, I mean, you're still a kid because where you are, you've got to be 65 to be not a kid. But anyways, ever since you were a kid, you've participated in all the theater stuffs every season without fail. Mostly at your same local theater, but also the summer camps and your college degree, and now it's finally happened, you've been chosen to be the new director.
Who even are you?
>Garry Hermano
>Cunty McCuntface
>Sophy Artho
>Steven Johnguy
>Jeff Joo
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The most likely candidate is Garry Hermano. A classically trained theater major, he's all about theater.
Garry Hermano
Dynamic leader with years of experience. Seeking new challenges and to improve operations and ensure long-standing theater traditions.
Noteable Stage
Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton
Spring Awakening
Jesus Christ Superstar
Education
Master of Fine Arts, Directing
Regional Church College
Bachelor of Arts, Directing
Area Church College
Skills
Stage design, rigging, management, zoom
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Cunty is really popular among the performers as well as everyone else. She's been doing stuff with catlics as well as working with her family bar and others too. Will she sleep her way to the top?
Cunty McCuntface
Stage
Once Upon A Mattress
Spring Awakening
Hello Dolly
Film
Big Budget Movie, Supporting Role
Small Indie Movie, Big Role
Education
Bachelor of Arts, Acting
Regional Church College
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Sophy Artho's family is already successful in movies, but they just aren't that well liked in the community. Having Sophy direct could really improve the quality of the theater, and we would be doing her family a favor as well.
Sophy Artho
Stage Credits
Suessical
Spring Awakening
The Addams Family
The Little Mermaid
Much Ado About Nothing
Twelfth Night
Film Credits
Big Budget Movie, Technical
Big Budget Movie, Technical
Small Indie Movie, Directing
Education
Master of Fine Arts, Directing
State College
Bachelor of Arts, Drama
Area Church College
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Steven's family is very involved with the church. There's almost nobody who knows more about everyone who is important here.
Steven Johnguy
Special Skills
Characterization, Emotional Range, Physicality
Improvisation
Ensemble Work
Text Understanding
Stage Awareness
Emotional Stamina
Singing
Dancing
Stage Credits
My Favorite Year, Lead
Spring Awakening, Lead
Pinocchio, Lead
Hamlet, Lead
Education
Bachelor of Arts, Acting
Regional Church College
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One of the larger theaters in a neighboring area is run by relatives of Jeff Joo. He's very mature, and really could help to monetize some of our more talented performers who want to continue performing at other theaters, such as the catlic showgirls stripper club.
Jeff Joo
Stage Credits
Twelfth Night
As You Like It
Clue
Spring Awakening
Princess Ida
TV Credits
Network TV Show, Technical
Network TV Show, Supporting
Education
Master of Fine Arts, Directing
Regional Church College
Bachelor of Arts, Drama
State School
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It's been almost two weeks, has a decision been made?
Yes, it's finally been made. We had alot of things to consider, but we're pretty sure we've made the best decision. The new director will be
Sophy and Garry.
Two directors?
Well, not at the same time. But they'll both get to choose and direct individually.
Is Steven Johnguy upset?
No, of course not, he'll probably get the leads again. Lets announce the decision to everyone.
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Go on, introduce yourselves.
"Hello, everyone. If you don't know, I'm Sophy and this is Garry, and we're going to be the new directors! I have lots of ideas of the kinds of scenes you guys want to perform. I want to direct a rape scene, and with your guys' performing, it will be more realistic and engaging. I haven't decided yet if we're going to make a new play or do one that already has one in it, but we're definitely going to do a rape scene. It will probably involve Cunty, but who knows who else! It could be Steven or someone who's lurking that you don't even expect! I'm really looking forward to this year!"
"Oh dear, I'm Garry, I'm really looking forward to work with you guys. I'm planning on directing things that have already been critically acclaimed and successful that will be a really good experience for everyone. Most of you haven't done book of mormon or wicked, and I think that's a really good place to start, instead of opera or whatever."