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HERO('s party member) QUEST, part 8 12/21/25(Sun)05:43:08 No.6349652 OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably)
Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde.
In pursuit of said barbarian horde, the party is currently going through the SPOOKY FOREST™
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)06:04:38 No.6349659 Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>6349652
A very spooky spider block your path.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)06:22:50 No.6349663 >>6349659
>>6349659
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)06:45:57 No.6349668 Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>6349663
Cast a touch over the spider. Maybe it can unspookify the spider?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)06:56:43 No.6349671 >>6349668
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)07:09:14 No.6349676 Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>6349671
Can we pass through, spider? What other spooky creature live in this forest?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)08:02:09 No.6349679 >>6349676
"There's like, living trees, undead, zombies, giant bats, ya know, the works"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)08:22:33 No.6349682 Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>6349679
Ok. Got any side quest perhaps along the spooky shenanigans?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)08:39:54 No.6349684 >>6349682
"Well, there's this one crypt deep in the forest. Or the witches' hut. Also deep in the forest, but in the other direction"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)09:00:48 No.6349691 Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>6349684
All right, let go with the witches' hut side quest. Maybe she have a way to go pass through the infinity herd of cows that blocking the route.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)09:18:48 No.6349697 >>6349691
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)09:30:32 No.6349700 Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>6349697
Go to the right pass that may led to the witch hut.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)09:37:15 No.6349702 >>6349700
Surely you won't run into anything spooooky here
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)09:45:48 No.6349709 Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>6349702
Let the dice tell what we going to recounter. . . Hope it not too spooky.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)10:34:04 No.6349725 >>6349709
>9
OH SHIT A SKELETON
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)11:53:20 No.6349737 Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>6349725
Is he a good skeltal?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)12:22:22 No.6349740 What the fuck I thought OP was actually fucking dead for real this time.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)13:54:16 No.6349753 Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>6349725
Is he?!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)13:56:26 No.6349754 Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>6349753
Possibly?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:05:24 No.6349757 >>6349754
Yeah he looks pretty chill
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:06:19 No.6349758 Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>6349753
No
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:07:26 No.6349759 Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>6349757
Ask Mr.Skeltal about the witch
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:12:10 No.6349761 >>6349759
"She's a terrible one! You'd be cursed if you deal with her, friend. She turned me into a newt!"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:13:09 No.6349762 Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>6349761
Cool, any advice for dealing with her?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:13:15 No.6349763 Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>6349761
A newt?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:13:21 No.6349764 Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>6349757
Get in the car closer! We are going on an adventure!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:14:59 No.6349765 Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>6349761
You don't look like a newt.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:15:40 No.6349766 >>6349765
"I got better"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:17:47 No.6349767 Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>6349766
You aren't a dirty Knight Who says "Ni" are you?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:21:16 No.6349769 >>6349767
"Nah man, I'm just a skeleton. Observe how I am completely indifferent to this shrubbery"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:23:32 No.6349770 Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>6349769
Good. I didn't want to bite your ankles.
Where is the witch?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:40:42 No.6349778 >>6349770
"Oh just head down this road, past this giant evil murder unicorn"
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:42:53 No.6349779 Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>6349778
Cool. Thanks Mr.Skeltal. We'll be on our way.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:46:45 No.6349780 Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>6349778
Wow. You hid that pretty well. Did you train it to appear dramatically like that?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)14:58:32 No.6349784 >>6349779
Mr Skeltal bids you good bye and leaves the screen
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:03:07 No.6349787 Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>6349784
Begin diplomacy with the giant evil murder unicorn.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:06:58 No.6349790 Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>6349784
Burn the shrubbery and peel out
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:12:14 No.6349793 >>6349787
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:32:49 No.6349800 Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>6349793
LOOK! OVER THERE! A VERY SPOOKY MAGICAL BUTTERFLY FLUTTERING TOWARD YOU!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:49:55 No.6349811 Rolled 54 + 60 (1d100 + 60)
>>6349800
WILL FIREMANE CONVINCE THE UNICORN TO LOOK OVER THERE?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)15:51:30 No.6349812 Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>6349811
What the fuck do you mean he gets a +60 to the roll?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:01:42 No.6349815 Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>6349812
>1
THE UNICORN GETS MAD AND CHARGES AT YOU!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:03:57 No.6349819 Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>6349815
Good thing our wagon was built for exactly this kind of scenario.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:13:26 No.6349824 Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>6349819
The unicorn pierces the ground where you stood, but you swerved out of the way in time!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:19:35 No.6349827 Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>6349824
Oh no, he's catching back up!?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:20:15 No.6349828 Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>6349824
Spin-n
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:30:01 No.6349834 Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>6349828
The Unicorn attempts to kick you! But you spun Shitfucker around just in time!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:40:32 No.6349841 Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>6349834
Blaze-on, Shitfucker.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:42:03 No.6349842 Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>6349834
Beat this Unicorn's ass!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)16:42:54 No.6349843 Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>6349834
KILL THAT NIGGA
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:04:16 No.6349856 Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>6349843
Channeling the fireknight powers of Firemane and Ezekiel, Shitfucker is launched straight at the Unicorn! Slamming into its giant evil undead murder face!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:06:47 No.6349858 Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>6349856
A critical hit!?
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:13:11 No.6349862 Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>6349856
Break the horn with a spin kick!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:16:36 No.6349865 Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>6349858
POWER CLASH!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:18:01 No.6349867 Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>6349865
Button mashhhhhh
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:18:51 No.6349868 Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>6349865
BUTTON MASH HARDER!!! UUUUOOOOOOH!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:26:37 No.6349875 >>6349867
MASSSSSHHHHHH
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:29:04 No.6349878 Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>6349875
THE POWER SURGES! PRESS THE BUTTON HARDER!
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:41:17 No.6349894 Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>6349875
Kaboooom
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:46:10 No.6349897 >>6349894
>>6349878
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:46:53 No.6349898 Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>6349897
Negotiations: Concluded.
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:51:25 No.6349902 Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>6349897
Take horn
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)17:56:15 No.6349905 >>6349898
With diplomacy finished, you are able to head deeper into the spooky forest, now slightly brighter thanks to your shenanigans.
Ezekiel looks at you with admiration while Night Knightess mumbles something about you being a brute or whatever. Double Wizard and Fist of God just chill out in the backseat, having nothing to do this episode so far.
All's well that ends well. Imma uh, go to bed now, bread continues like, tomorrow probs.
Updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)05:21:34 No.6350148 >>6349652
oh there you are, I don't use social media and was afraid something happened when I didn't see you on the board for a while.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)17:40:49 No.6350274 >>6349905
X didn't inform me that you had a thread. Feels like YouTube not telling me about my subscriptions. They are literally phasing out humans in social media with AI. Why? I have crazy theories. Like using an AI loop so that even users are replaced by AI and corporations get money from advertisers and only AI responds.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)20:37:03 No.6350310 >>6350148
>>6350274
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)21:10:21 No.6350317 Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>6350310
Another random spooky recounter appear.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)22:42:47 No.6350348 Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>6350310
It all them barbarians fault! They can't run social media!
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)02:34:22 No.6350414 >>6350317
HOLY SHIT ZOMBIES
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)02:37:58 No.6350415 Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>6350414
communist zombies
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)03:14:54 No.6350424 >>6350415
this was the 69th post surely this means we have to have sex with Ezekiel
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)03:16:30 No.6350425 Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>6349652
rolling
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)03:17:23 No.6350426 >>6350424
Not sure if firemane or night knightess
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)03:24:33 No.6350429 Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>6350415
This is the real problem
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)15:26:50 No.6350557 Well I got the highest roll which means me anon supporter of Firemane wins the section. Which means Ezekiel must have sex with Firemane.and we finally get an actual sex scene drawn by OP
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)20:16:25 No.6350628 >>6350557
Maybe a titjob since real artist and creator of the quest notapaladin on x.com keeps making her tits bigger to prevent anons from leaving the quest.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)20:23:52 No.6350630 >>6350628
Cowgirl reveling in pleasure.
I can be horny too.
Just don't like constant romantic comedy every thread we do.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)20:31:23 No.6350633 >>6350630
What unchecked consumption of anime does to a motherfucker. Totally annihilates the dopamine receptors, it leaves them incapable of voting for anything other than porn actions in quests. Real shame to see.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)20:34:27 No.6350636 >>6350633
Yeah...
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)21:00:18 No.6350643 As much as I would like to see Firemane and Ezekiel finally do it, you can't just force these things.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)21:52:56 No.6350656 >>6350643
4chan users thinks another 4chan user is being 100 percent genuine with his vote in a shitpost quest.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)21:58:28 No.6350661 >>6350633
>>6350643
You say that, yet you aren't for rolling anything else. Besides, we almost got to that point during the multiverse episode.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)22:29:15 No.6350680 >>6350661
I don't think I can roll for anything else, I voted for that because it was clear that we entered another hiatus and my roll is obviously something that's going to be ignored because obviously it a joke that would get us nowhere in the current context of the situation. Please get over yourselves.
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)23:01:17 No.6350692 >>6350680
Take a chill pill.
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)02:38:03 No.6350768 >>6350415
>>6350680
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)02:41:52 No.6350772 Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>6350768
Dear lord, they're maoists!
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)02:49:35 No.6350774 >>6350772
Dios mio!
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)02:57:57 No.6350780 Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>6350774
More crosses are needed
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)04:45:45 No.6350808 Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>6350780
I mean yeah hard to argue with that
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)05:53:01 No.6350828 >>6350780
Incoming crosses
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)18:25:53 No.6351315 >>6350780
As if on cue, Fist of God steps forward and blasts the communists with crosses
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)18:29:56 No.6351318 Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>6351315
And then they explode
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)18:34:55 No.6351319 >>6351318
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)18:54:41 No.6351326 Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>6351319
Very nice. Now time to take a detour into the obligatory Christmas holiday special.
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)18:57:26 No.6351327 Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>6351319
Well then, How far to travel is the witch hut, Double Wizard?
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:07:22 No.6351330 >>6351327
"About 2 more random encounters, at most"
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:08:06 No.6351331 Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>6351330
We don't have TIME for random encounters
Time for fast travel
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:15:44 No.6351335 >>6351331
"But can we even fast travel to a location we've never been to?"
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:18:18 No.6351336 >>6351335
It's alright, we'll just open the console and type
>tmm 1
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:19:19 No.6351338 Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>6351336
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:29:43 No.6351341 >>6351338
>tmm 1
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:32:12 No.6351342 Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>6351341
It just works.
FAST TRAVEL AWAY.
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)19:44:30 No.6351346 Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>6351341
A spooky reindeer randomly appear next to Night Knightess.
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:00:03 No.6351350 >>6351342
>>6351346
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:02:35 No.6351352 Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>6351350
And then they spawned right next to a spooky reindeer.
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:26:53 No.6351355 >>6351352
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:29:23 No.6351357 Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>6351355
Is it doing anything?
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:32:57 No.6351359 Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>6351357
Roll against whatever my dice is to see!....for next time! Cuz I gotta sleep now! Communist overlords aint giving christmas holidays
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:36:05 No.6351364 Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>6351359
Damn
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:36:36 No.6351365 Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>6351359
Rollen
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)23:29:21 No.6351398 Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>6351359
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)10:33:30 No.6351482 Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>6351359
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)12:21:10 No.6351492 Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>6351359
You tease, you give Knightess a sexy christmas outfit, but you ignore our protagonist, the one that literally fights for us, Fist of God.
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)12:22:47 No.6351494 Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>6351359
NightSister valiantly protects Ezekiel by pulling him into the comforting confines of her chest
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)12:46:21 No.6351499 Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>6351359
What the dog doing?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)03:58:40 No.6351689 >no anon rolled above a 91
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:00:15 No.6351690 Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>6351689
Tactically planned so that Night Knightess would lose her helmet in the fight against the reindeer which would force OP to draw her face.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:00:30 No.6351691 Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>6351689
What now!? Notorious FoG!? What should we do!?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:04:07 No.6351692 >>6351690
My god! Night Knightess' hat has been knocked off! Right over there! Offscreen!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:05:00 No.6351693 Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>6351692
OH MY GOD OP TURN THE CAMERA YOU FAT FUCK, WE NEED TO SEE!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:05:25 No.6351694 Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>6351692
Drink a beer then
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:06:20 No.6351695 >>6351694
"My god! A can of beer! Right over there! Offscreen!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:07:21 No.6351696 Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>6351695
Fist of God and Double Wizard do be sippin' on those brewskies.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:14:21 No.6351699 >>6351696
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:16:12 No.6351700 Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>6351699
Do you believe in double Jesus?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:16:29 No.6351701 Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>6351699
Observe Night Knightess getting her ass beat by undead wildlife.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:18:41 No.6351703 Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>6351699
Now, switch back the camera to Night Knightess.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:21:53 No.6351704 >>6351700
Of course. Double Jesus. Who wields double crosses.
Like nunchucks.
Crosschucks
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:24:37 No.6351705 Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>6351704
Man that's the coolest Jesus I know hey what's that's bitch doing
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:42:25 No.6351706 >>6351705
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:44:06 No.6351707 Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>6351706
Okay Firemane, think back to Fire School. What did your old mentor say about undead reindeer during holiday specials?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:56:43 No.6351709 >>6351707
Ah yes. Let's remember the wise words of Sir Flamesby:
"HOLY SHIT AN UNDEAD RAINDEER AAAAAHHHHH" then he burned the classroom down
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)04:58:00 No.6351710 Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>6351709
Right then, guess we need to build a classroom to burn down. How do we go about doing that?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:12:54 No.6351714 >>6351710
Unfortunately you never paid attention in shop class
Due to burning it down, you see. Firemane was kind of a delinquent back then
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:16:31 No.6351715 Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>6351714
Damn those were the good old days. Get lost in the memories of being a delinquent.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:26:17 No.6351719 >>6351715
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:36:15 No.6351725 Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>6351719
Horrifying behaviour!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:50:40 No.6351732 Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>6351719
You bitch!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:57:37 No.6351735 >>6351725
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:58:59 No.6351736 Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>6351735
HALT, MISCREANT! THIS IS THE KING'S ROYAL CONSTABULARY!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:07:37 No.6351740 >>6351736
Oh shit it's the cop knights
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:12:14 No.6351743 Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>6351740
Cheese it!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:26:50 No.6351751 >>6351743
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:29:34 No.6351754 Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>6351751
More!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:37:25 No.6351759 >>6351754
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:38:54 No.6351760 Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>6351759
Night Knight is strolling down the hallway.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)06:39:38 No.6351761 Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>6351759
MORE! SWISS, CHEDDAR, COTTAGE, AND BLUE!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:27:20 No.6351776 >>6351760
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:32:51 No.6351778 Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>6351776
HA, NERD!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:34:52 No.6351780 Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>6351776
Is that Stacey Burgerson?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:10:08 No.6351784 >>6351778
"Endure it...Night Knight. You'll have your day...one day"
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:28:40 No.6351785 Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>6351784
Your day, in Hell!
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)08:40:24 No.6351789 >>6351785
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)09:03:53 No.6351797 Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>6351789
Pick up Night Knight and drag him to a wagon race.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)09:37:31 No.6351802 >>6351797
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)09:57:59 No.6351807 Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>6351802
'Time for a race, nerd. Let see what you got!"
Perceive to dunk Night Knight into the wagon.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)10:17:30 No.6351813 >>6351807
"Can't we talk this out?"
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)10:22:07 No.6351814 Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>6351813
Why?
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)10:41:25 No.6351816 >>6351814
"I bruise easily"
gotta go eat brb
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)10:58:12 No.6351820 Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>6351816
Well someone is gonna race and I don't see nobody else.
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:45:26 No.6351839 Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>6351816
shut up and drive, NERD
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)18:32:14 No.6352216 >>6351816
He never came back .... Brb means nothing to the internet any more.
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)18:34:48 No.6352217 >>6352216
Ah, no, you see, when he said "brb", he meant "birb", as in "gotta go eat bird"
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)18:39:15 No.6352218 >>6352217
trve
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)18:55:23 No.6352221 Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>6352218
So are you finished?
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)19:04:32 No.6352224 >>6352221
Probably, uh, in like 20 hours
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)06:16:27 No.6353035 Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>6352224
I... I was nice today.
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)19:44:27 No.6353270 Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>6353035
Damn proxy banned people! They keep using me as a proxy! Or I think that's how it works?
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)09:01:16 No.6353486 >>6352218
Well!?
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)05:46:13 No.6354097 >>6353486
Work got me so tired I overslept.
Fuuuucking woooops
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:15:54 No.6354107 Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>6354097
"Come now, nerd. The race is about to start."
Firemane hop in at the back seat of the wagon.
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:26:39 No.6354115 >>6354107
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:35:10 No.6354121 Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>6354115
What the other participants that join this race?
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:43:27 No.6354125 >>6354121
Look! It's Nameless FaceLess Only Appears In Flashback Knight!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:48:08 No.6354131 Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>6354125
Grumble grumble fuckin baron telling me I'm grounded grumble grumble.
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)06:54:14 No.6354135 >>6354131
And next to him, the Brat Knight!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)07:19:02 No.6354142 Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>6354135
Well time to swagger over to our hotrod wagon which is indubitably one of the finest four wheeled forms of transportation in this kingdom
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)07:24:43 No.6354145 >>6354142
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)07:32:49 No.6354151 Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>6354145
Wow, we must be such an inspiration for hoodlums everywhere!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)07:50:26 No.6354154 >>6354151
Hoodlum Knight taking notes
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)07:53:04 No.6354155 Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>6354154
Now lets see the sexy flag waver who'll wave the flag to signla the start of the race.
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:10:00 No.6354159 >>6354155
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:11:39 No.6354161 Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>6354159
The countdown! It has begun!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:18:23 No.6354162 >>6354161
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:21:16 No.6354163 Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>6354162
READY... SET... Snap back to reality! During our flashback, Ezekiel has defeated the Reindeer and Night Knightess is now trying smoother him in her boobs for saving her! This is outrageous!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:37:06 No.6354167 >>6354163
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:38:02 No.6354168 Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>6354167
Quickly, disarm the situiation before we become the secondary love interest!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:49:26 No.6354170 >>6354168
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)08:56:28 No.6354173 Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>6354170
>convenient plot happening
IT HAS A SECOND PHASE!
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)09:25:37 No.6354178 >>6354173
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)10:14:49 No.6354188 Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>6354178
Go go Firemane, it is your time to shine!
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:13:59 No.6355124 >>6354188
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:33:26 No.6355126 Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>6355124
GET DUNKED ON
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:49:36 No.6355132 >>6355126
The explosion temporarily lit up the spooky forest
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)18:55:30 No.6355133 Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>6355132
Alright, who's not dead? Sound off.
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Anonymous
01/06/26(Tue)00:51:05 No.6355253 Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>6355132
Everyone walks away from an explosion with cool glasses on
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Anonymous
01/07/26(Wed)00:29:02 No.6355601 Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>6355132
Satan had really bad diarrhea there
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)05:09:00 No.6356051 Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>6355132
He just kept chugging along.
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
Toot! TOOT!
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)05:51:58 No.6356691 Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>6355132
Got rid of x cuz now the grok AI is allowed to steal shit and claim it as x's property
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)19:09:28 No.6357285 >>6355133
"A-"
"No no. She said "Sound OFF". That clearly means keep quiet. You gotta think about this stuff abit, Kiddo"
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)19:31:45 No.6357294 Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>6357285
Oh no, I guess Night Knightess was killed by the deer when nobody was looking. That's so sad...just gone, like that.
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)19:40:34 No.6357308 >>6357294
"Hey! That's not what happened!"
Sometimes...you can still hear her voice. Ooooh what a tragic fate
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)19:47:07 No.6357312 Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>6357308
You should probably start getting back on the car and going back on track to our goal.
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)19:51:28 No.6357318 >>6357312
And so the party heads deeper into the spooky forest. BAck on track for when...OP wakes up later.
Hopefully the communist overlords wont have another week of overtime for me when I wake up
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)04:14:28 No.6357492 >>6357318
Thanks for running. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, ya filthy animal.
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Anonymous
01/13/26(Tue)00:01:39 No.6357791 Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>6357318
The forest starts having Las Vegas vibes
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:26:07 No.6358658 >>6357791
My god. The scariest of all.
Capitalism
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:28:02 No.6358659 Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>6358658
Plot twist! Turns out the "Witch Hut" is actually a giant, evil casino.
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:29:51 No.6358660 Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>6358658
caesars palace
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:40:10 No.6358665 >>6358659
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:40:43 No.6358666 Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>6358665
go inside. slots are calling
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:45:42 No.6358671 >>6358665
It's time for GAMBLING
Go in, we have a bunch of money anyway right?
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:46:44 No.6358672 Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>6358671
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:39:13 No.6358785 Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>6358665
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)02:35:05 No.6360189 >>6358666
>>6358672
>>6358785
Oh shit it's the skeleton casino guard!
"No weapons allowed inside"
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)02:39:41 No.6360190 Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>6360189
What about THESE weapons, though?
>Flex aggressively
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)02:43:31 No.6360194 >>6360190
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)02:49:38 No.6360196 Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>6360194
I bet you don't have BIG MUSCLES like this, huh Knightess? You're probably too busy being lame to get gainz.
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Anonymous
01/19/26(Mon)08:08:48 No.6360273 Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>6360194
Or too lame to get Deez titz!
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)04:41:04 No.6360591 Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>6360194
Gamble for entry
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)02:40:28 No.6361738 >>6360196
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)02:51:17 No.6361741 Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>6361738
While the girls continue their standoff, the others go in and GAMBLE
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)02:57:24 No.6362955 >>6361741
The most wholesome of activities!
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)03:40:00 No.6362970 Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>6362955
Slots! Slots! Slots!
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)03:44:58 No.6362972 Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>6362955
Yep. Just some pure wholesome gambling. Definitely no crazy impossible death gamble monster machines anywhere.
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)05:50:09 No.6363021 Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>6362955
Looks like he caught the eye of Don Corneo.
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)21:31:15 No.6363185 >>6363021
My favorite ntr bait
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)21:33:22 No.6363187 Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>6362955
Busty double witch waitress shows up with drinks.
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)17:38:10 No.6363531 >>6362972
"Hey you! Wanna try the crazy impoosible death gamble monster machine?"
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)19:20:06 No.6363546 Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>6363531
Lmao, of course he's not gonna go gamble in a literal death mac-
>ZAWA....ZAWA...
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)19:32:27 No.6363548 >>6363546
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)19:38:18 No.6363550 Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>6363548
What a horrible plot twist. It turns out that Ezekiel's secret weakness that basically every hero has was GOOMBLING
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)20:30:11 No.6363577 >>6363548
Red phone is ringing.
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)20:31:12 No.6363578 Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>6363577
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)20:35:01 No.6363580 Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>6363578
>>6363548
Ring ring! It's commissioner Gordon! He needs ShounenMan and his trusty side kick jumplad!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:33:36 No.6366008 The reason this quest has slowed down so much is because it's not about skeletons so OP can't draw fat shotasniffer tits in every panel, thus killing his motivation to draw.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:07:41 No.6366012 >>6366008
I'm pretty sure Firemane is bigger than her anyway
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)16:03:28 No.6366038 >>6366008
We keep saying end the fucking game or save for later. But does he listen? No!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:10:11 No.6366171 >>6366008
What Op needs is a fresh new game. And take a vote. Warhammer 40k is getting popular, maybe make a Skelly chooses which faction does he side on.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:11:30 No.6366172 I don't know man, I *would* like seeing some manner of end to Firemane and Ezekiel's story, at last.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:35:48 No.6366178 >>6366172
Then end it! Figure out how to end it all in the next few final posts!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:39:03 No.6366179 >>6366178
That's a little bit abrupt, isn't it anon?
Well, I guess it all depend on the QM, but still.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:43:22 No.6366185 >>6366179
If you ever been in these specific threads before, ending abruptly is a natural occurrence.
