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" your arm's gone. "
doc, what?
"it's been disposed of, i said."
what, doc?
" sorry about this outcome. but i tried. "
sure, doc. sure.
don't sweat it too much, it's not the end of the world or anything... bah.
i'm unsure if you folks heed to teevees these days,
but apparently, according to what they babble about there.. losing an arm is..
fine.
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" choose from three options. "
huh?
"your replacement arm."
oh.
sure doc. sure.
see what i mean? replacements.
.. served up. right as you lose it. how convenient.
>SLIME ARM.. gooey and vaguely reacts to your mind. shaping it's form is easy peasy, keeping up that shape.. not.
>METAL ARM.. it's all rusty and bare bones at the moment, but you could cobble together some additional parts. if you knew how..
> ANIMAL ARM.. have an arm shaped animal as your pet. train it's behavior to utilize it.
it doesn't seems all that friendly. but it might warm up to ya.
these options are.....SHITE!!! DOC!!
" oh? i was only suggesting plans that are suitable for your encomic circumstance, based off of your looks and odors. "
that's....FAIR!!! DOC!!!
gotta choose now......
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SWEET G POTATO.
finally out of that germless geezer's white building.
and guess what, you're leaving there with your new arm, spazzing in the kennel. excited? me too bud.
though, have you ever had the experience of raising an animal?
nuh.
i mean, you did snag the training guide, brochures, and a self help book to flip over with your left hand just in case something goes terribly off.. but..
hmm.
dunno. you're already at your home.
decide...
>INSTINCTUAL BOND. GET IT OUT AND PLAY WITH YOUR ARM.
>CMON. READ BEFORE ACTING. DON'T BE DUMMY.
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oh. a visitor knocking?
like now? who? dunno.
could be dah landlord pestering you for landlord reasons.
could be dah church.
could be dah scouts selling thin mints.
hmm. though. do i answer them?
with this?
this?
>GREET THE VISITOR WITH NEW NORMAL PHYSIQUE. ITS JUST ARM BRO.
>YOU GOT DICK HANDS AND YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW THAT... I THINK.
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who's this?
" hi. just moved in around here. wanted to let you know. as you were the guy living right next."
oh, brand new neighbor! well-come.
" yep....."
you're quite interesting up there. no offense.
" yep... and you're quite interesting.. down there, no offense. "
well this wonder won't be lasting very long..
" hope so. bye. "
the handhead girl left.
i heard about the crack surgeries done over there in the east. but sure was odd
seeing the ramification of it all reaching this place.
well. as long as she bakes some mean pie.
and shares some with me. few times a year?.. hmm..
better get going with things.
>PREPARE LUNCH (BOTH FOR YOU AND ARM)
>PHONE THE BOSS AND LET HIM KNOW YOUR SITUATION
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"who's this?"
hello boss. it's loser.
"loser who? i have so many of you under me. it's a challenge keeping track sometimes."
ya know.. uh..
"juss kidding. i know there's only one loser under me. it's you isn't it. what's up."
i only called you sir to let you know that
there's currently a problem with my arm and i'll be needing some time to train it.
"what?"
re-calibrate it? would that be more of a suitable term?
i got this replacement animal arm and it's being sort of unruly. yeah. i need to train it.
"no. YOU are being unruly, and i need to re-cali-whack YOU. don't think of
skipping days already, you greenie "
bosssssss i'm not faking flues here. i lost an arm.
"sigh"
i'll only take a day off tomorrow . i'm sure i can manage to fix all this by then.
"hope so. bye."
hmm.. that went well.
>PREPARE LUNCH
>TRY TO TRAIN THE ARM
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sure, let's try out your sick little trick, pavlov.
but what would make that unruly palmster drool?... hmm.
well, if it's YOUR hand, it would eat up whatever YOU'd like to eat. and that is anything
that's edible. is there such an item in your sick little kitchen fridge? that's..... unsure.
but your trusty back pocket does not let you down! leftover jerky of yesterday still flat and fine.
with this, you'd be able to teach one or two command, if lucky.
but what command first?
>WRITE IN, BOY.